I've No More F***s To Give (With Tom Carradine)

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  • Опубліковано 21 жов 2024
  • A performance from ‪@bedfringe5891‬ 2022 with ‪@tomcarradine‬. It was a bit touch and go, but I just about managed hit the high notes! A massive thanks to Lee for jumping up to operate the lyric projection when the foot pedal stopped working!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 281

  • @wuntbedruv
    @wuntbedruv 2 роки тому +973

    I want this at my funeral.

    • @bodenking
      @bodenking 2 роки тому +21

      Please invite all your enemies to it

    • @wuntbedruv
      @wuntbedruv 2 роки тому +36

      @@bodenking Sadly I won't be in a position to invite anyone at that point.

    • @EkiEkiFatangZooPoi
      @EkiEkiFatangZooPoi 2 роки тому +8

      @@wuntbedruv Noice

    • @Rafoz_03
      @Rafoz_03 2 роки тому +5

      Same, if not i'm not gonna come... Wait, i'm an Immortal being😂

    • @pickngrin73
      @pickngrin73 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DANIELHGG
    @DANIELHGG 4 місяці тому +101

    If this is not played at my funeral, I am NOT COMING.

    • @Masitu0031
      @Masitu0031 15 днів тому

      But that's your funeral? What are you going to do? Rise up and play hooky?
      /s

  • @IAmValenwind
    @IAmValenwind 2 роки тому +519

    this song is just so much fun... it's not even about the word "fuck" itself, but just how many different ways you creatively go about saying they're all gone.

    • @Randal1993Randal
      @Randal1993Randal Рік тому +7

      This might sound weird, but... This song just fits way too well what Putin could listen nowadays 😂😅

    • @patyczek-xo3nr
      @patyczek-xo3nr 10 місяців тому +7

      just wait until you hear about kurwa

  • @nickre96988
    @nickre96988 Рік тому +72

    All joking aside, this is a lyrical masterpiece

  • @c898dba
    @c898dba Рік тому +278

    Handed my notice in at work after 23 years there yesterday. Played this as I sent the e-mail. Wonderful.

    • @jgdooley2003
      @jgdooley2003 Рік тому +17

      My God. I had 14 years in my first real job. Good times and good company. I endured 12 years in the second company and was loudly saying all the European language words for freedom that I could recall on the glorious way out the gate for the last time. This was 2 years before the Braveheart film and the main protagonists cry of "freedom!" but the sentiment was the same.
      Another good song would be american singer Johnny Paycheck and the immortal ditty: Take this job and SHOVE it". Great stuff.

    • @andrejkrusic372
      @andrejkrusic372 Рік тому +14

      You should have sent the song with the email.

    • @xxxyz721
      @xxxyz721 10 місяців тому +1

      The Lancashire hotpots also do a great quitting song…. :).

    • @xxxyz721
      @xxxyz721 10 місяців тому +6

      Plus I love the Arnold j rimmer farewell, “I’d just like to say that over the years, I’ve come to regard you all, as people I….. met…..”

  • @robertchaney2704
    @robertchaney2704 2 роки тому +216

    This song will never not be hilarious

  • @signup5787
    @signup5787 2 роки тому +45

    Zero fucking dislikes. Such a rare moment

  • @crafteariee
    @crafteariee 2 роки тому +316

    This song has helped me through some difficult times, thank you so much for making it 🤣

    • @TanksWorkshopMinis
      @TanksWorkshopMinis 2 роки тому +6

      My go-to for a shitastic day, for damn sure. This and a snifter of brandy ALMOST makes it better, at least very tolerable.

    • @bodenking
      @bodenking 2 роки тому +8

      Got me through college

    • @TanksWorkshopMinis
      @TanksWorkshopMinis 2 роки тому +5

      @@bodenking I wish I'd had it back then. Amazeballs for you r trip through though
      ! Glad it was there for you
      1

    • @injusticeanywherethreatens4810
      @injusticeanywherethreatens4810 Рік тому +3

      EVERYONE who can be categorized as 'not rich' is having a hard time so I am sure that many people can relate to what this song is talking about, sadly.

  • @margaretjeannemoore
    @margaretjeannemoore Рік тому +51

    This is my new theme song. This man is my spirit animal.

  • @45100
    @45100 11 місяців тому +18

    I am glad that I have found this song. Now every time someone gets on my nerves, I just start humming this song to myself. Works like a charm.

  • @sudsy7131
    @sudsy7131 Рік тому +8

    I take a shower each morning to this song. Songs.

  • @franknjimmy
    @franknjimmy Місяць тому +5

    new international anthem

  • @missnaomi613
    @missnaomi613 2 роки тому +148

    The main reason why I don't quietly sing this to myself in public,is my "sweet, wholesome religious lady" persona. It would just break some people's brains to see that, and I wouldn't want to be responsible for anyone getting hurt. Yeah, that's it. 😇
    But seriously, I love every version of this song. Truly a classic!

    • @1stAshaMan
      @1stAshaMan Рік тому +7

      sounds like you're not quite there yet then :P

    • @jonbrotzman7740
      @jonbrotzman7740 Рік тому +7

      😂, if you’re worried about hurting someone’s little feeling? You definitely aren’t there yet!!😊

    • @shaec3405
      @shaec3405 Рік тому +3

      😂 oh then I got a doozy for you....
      ” I'm going to whip somebody's ass".... It's sang by a Reverend who made it up for his daughter. I believe it's on UA-cam but I know you can Google it. I actually have it as a ringer on my phone. !!! 😂😂😂

    • @missnaomi613
      @missnaomi613 Рік тому +2

      @@shaec3405 I'm about to look something up...

    • @missnaomi613
      @missnaomi613 Рік тому +1

      @@shaec3405 I love it!

  • @alexandradevreux-swift1742
    @alexandradevreux-swift1742 Рік тому +25

    When you stop finding this song fucking hilarious and think it is boring, then you are bored with life itself! Like many people I play this when life gets me down and it cheers me right back up 😅

  • @bluewaldorf1144
    @bluewaldorf1144 2 роки тому +32

    Sir I salute you 🤣
    I've shown this to my wife and she thinks this song describes me to a T
    Mid 40s and Zero fucks given
    Class 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😎👍

  • @m3rrys0ngstr3ss
    @m3rrys0ngstr3ss 2 роки тому +99

    Honestly, the high note struggle kinda works for the song! Now I kinda want to hear this as a bigger and bigger ensemble piece.

    • @davidcraft7342
      @davidcraft7342 2 роки тому +6

      Perhaps he can make an arrangement for the Brighton Festival Chorus...

    • @eliasnilsson6604
      @eliasnilsson6604 Рік тому +6

      Honestly, the only way to truly properly do this song justice is a few hundred thousand workers from various places singing it together.

    • @jillalexander3006
      @jillalexander3006 Рік тому +1

      It is just over a 2 octave stretch but I think would have been better transposed down a bit as I had to do for myself

    • @Tasarran
      @Tasarran Рік тому

      Too bad he blew it by giving a fuck that he had trouble hitting the note

    • @SirenPandaSabo
      @SirenPandaSabo 10 місяців тому +1

      His voice just said F you. LOL

  • @jillalexander3006
    @jillalexander3006 Рік тому +32

    This song is the reason I learned the ukulele during lockdown. I have it on my phone to play when ever I meet the masked zombie apocalypse in shops, hospitals etc. A sanity saver in many ways

  • @MultiFireflie
    @MultiFireflie 2 роки тому +60

    I could listen to this song forever! No matter how bad my mood is this song never fails to cheer me up, thanks!

  • @IHazPeppers
    @IHazPeppers Рік тому +7

    Whenever I get annoyed at work, I need this guy on que ready to go.

  • @jennifercline6866
    @jennifercline6866 2 роки тому +38

    I've always loved this, the piano adds a nice touch.

  • @DBZ1516
    @DBZ1516 2 роки тому +21

    My mood 24/7.

  • @metalmixforpros651
    @metalmixforpros651 2 роки тому +39

    Great song everytime i listen it

  • @valerieannrumpf4151
    @valerieannrumpf4151 8 місяців тому +4

    I played this song the day that i moved out of my old apartment that i shared with a roommate because by that point i ran out of fucks to give.

  • @wardprocter2371
    @wardprocter2371 Рік тому +15

    This is my favourite version of this song. Tom’s addition just works perfectly and the fact that it’s live makes it the best.
    Just want to say THANK-YOU for writing this song, it resonates on so many levels, for so many folks!

  • @TheMustangBuilders
    @TheMustangBuilders Рік тому +5

    I was fired about 6 weeks ago for not working till I knew the terms of employment by the new owners. It was the former owner who fired me. So on my way out there was a chorus of this song. Didn’t mind burning that bridge.

  • @Tommytenlayers
    @Tommytenlayers Рік тому +5

    I want this played at my funeral
    It’s Fucking brilliant!

  • @Taralu228
    @Taralu228 2 роки тому +22

    I love this song ❤️

  • @peace_love_light911
    @peace_love_light911 9 місяців тому +2

    🥇 never gets old

  • @DiabloGregWindcharmerReal
    @DiabloGregWindcharmerReal Рік тому +3

    This is a summary of my life
    IVE NO MORE FUCKS TO GIVE

  • @DashyAndDadReacts
    @DashyAndDadReacts 10 місяців тому +1

    Heads up! We’re reacting to this 😹🥰

  • @meloni6280
    @meloni6280 5 місяців тому +1

    Ah, this feeling of having just discovered a masterpiece and playing it over and over again..

  • @litus666
    @litus666 Рік тому +3

    Time for Britains Got Talent! ;)

  • @crazyman8472
    @crazyman8472 Рік тому +5

    Like, wow, man; awesome. 😎

  • @Zoso14892
    @Zoso14892 2 роки тому +10

    Your life shows are just so full of character, I love it.

  • @TheresaMayabb
    @TheresaMayabb Рік тому +2

    I have to start every morning with this anthem!❤😂

  • @MichelleSanGiorgio
    @MichelleSanGiorgio 29 днів тому

    Welcome back Thomas 🤲👏👏👏

  • @I.Live4oldcars.prospecting
    @I.Live4oldcars.prospecting 2 роки тому +5

    I love this song.

  • @realme-pw2lc
    @realme-pw2lc 6 місяців тому +3

    God I love this song😂😂😂

  • @injusticeanywherethreatens4810

    An All Time Classic!

  • @1gramps4julian
    @1gramps4julian Рік тому +1

    I Sooo want to learn to sing this beauty! 🤯🤣🤣😎👍

  • @benlewis2475
    @benlewis2475 Рік тому +5

    A great pair of artists!

  • @jamico7
    @jamico7 9 місяців тому

    The kind of song you think of when trying to talk to the council. Fantastic

  • @yehielzinamon9273
    @yehielzinamon9273 2 роки тому +4

    This song is a legend forever

  • @tanyacastello5676
    @tanyacastello5676 4 місяці тому +1

    This is my theme song for life

  • @DavidMorris-e1s
    @DavidMorris-e1s Місяць тому

    This song is my anthem

  • @PurpleBox89
    @PurpleBox89 2 роки тому +9

    Brilliant! I sung your karaoke version of this and all our UK boys were utterly amused by it.

  • @iron_side5674
    @iron_side5674 2 роки тому +4

    Highly Relatable, everytime. ❤

  • @CrussaderGrarl
    @CrussaderGrarl Рік тому +1

    genau das was ich heute gebraucht habe um den Tag gelassen ausklingen zu lassen.
    DANKE^^

  • @notyouraveragegoldenpotato
    @notyouraveragegoldenpotato 9 місяців тому +1

    This song literally showed up on my suggested feed randomly, less than 5 minutes before new years eve this morning. While i was literally not giving a fuck that fireworks were going off, idiots pretending anything at all would change. It resonated so much and gave me a needed laugh. That was my new years eve, on the rocks, and i didnt have any fucks left to care otherwise😂 genius

  • @irrsinnrainer
    @irrsinnrainer 9 місяців тому +1

    This song instantly makes me feel better if I have a hard time or I'm feeling down. Thank you very much for brightening my day!

  • @michaelwren5276
    @michaelwren5276 Рік тому +2

    This is the greatest song ever written

  • @williamkolzen6413
    @williamkolzen6413 Рік тому +3

    This has become my favorite song. Makes me happy every time I hear it. Sir, in all sincerity, I salute you! Well done!

  • @wolf2403
    @wolf2403 Рік тому +4

    The improvement made in singing and modulation along with getting better at playing your banjo has really been amazing since you first did this song.

  • @chowderpilot3843
    @chowderpilot3843 Рік тому +2

    "Huzzah Sir!"....😂

  • @EVESKYE777
    @EVESKYE777 3 місяці тому

    This is how I'm feeling this morning. 🤣🤣

  • @markomarten
    @markomarten 3 місяці тому

    This would be brilliant to play on your last day at work before retirement or if you got divorced. Well done that man for having the sense to put it to music and to do it so well.

  • @Mondaventure
    @Mondaventure 3 місяці тому

    Genius 💯🇬🇧

  • @EvilerOMEGA
    @EvilerOMEGA Рік тому +1

    Nationwide mood since 2020

  • @Aidanplaysgames-zv9qq
    @Aidanplaysgames-zv9qq 11 місяців тому +1

    This will be me my last week of high school before graduation 🎓

  • @AdventureAwaits1111
    @AdventureAwaits1111 11 місяців тому +1

    Thank you for putting what I needed into a song!
    I come back to this song year after year, and just today, i posted a link to this video on X as a reply to a conversation about cussing in a debate. That is not productive. But this song is a proper use of the language! Thank you!

  • @Megaderpus_Maximus
    @Megaderpus_Maximus 2 роки тому +5

    Reminds me of this skit between Batman and Superman, it was this whole shindig about how Batman doesn't give a single fuck. The crowning moment being Batman trying to buy the last fuck to give from a vending machine. And guess what? The last fuck got stuck!

    • @gameman3981
      @gameman3981 Рік тому +3

      Now I want to see that.

    • @aunk05
      @aunk05 Рік тому

      @@gameman3981 ua-cam.com/video/87Ba9yb83JY/v-deo.html

  • @PesrniKatie
    @PesrniKatie 9 місяців тому

    Thanks for all you have given.

  • @marcelroediger5845
    @marcelroediger5845 10 місяців тому +1

    Me every day at work!

  • @EmilNicolaiePerhinschi
    @EmilNicolaiePerhinschi 2 роки тому +2

    the ideal team building song

  • @pastordoogie8438
    @pastordoogie8438 Рік тому +1

    Makes me laugh when life hurts.
    Thanks!

  • @rebecca6125
    @rebecca6125 Рік тому +1

    Always glad to see/hear another video of one of my favourite songs ! Thank you!

  • @MostlyNOOB
    @MostlyNOOB 2 роки тому +3

    I listened to this song for a months before I quit my job

  • @danforbes3573
    @danforbes3573 2 роки тому +4

    Fantastic song.Sounds tons better when its live!

  • @BloodRaven144
    @BloodRaven144 Рік тому +2

    I can tell these guys had fun with this!

  • @Darthdoodoo
    @Darthdoodoo 2 роки тому +2

    Its been fu king de feated. Lol i love this song

  • @OstrichRidingCowboy
    @OstrichRidingCowboy 2 роки тому +4

    Now with harmony!

  • @johannahoneyman697
    @johannahoneyman697 3 місяці тому

    This guy is singing my life!!

  • @JimWoodruff-n8s
    @JimWoodruff-n8s 5 місяців тому

    This song is a instant classic ❤

  • @scotcarr3390
    @scotcarr3390 2 місяці тому

    Been dealing w/depression hard lately & this song has summed up my current state of mind….😝

  • @FrankyHindamrsh
    @FrankyHindamrsh 3 місяці тому

    This is brilliant!

  • @Music_is_Breathing
    @Music_is_Breathing 2 місяці тому

    I love this!!!!!

  • @IHazPeppers
    @IHazPeppers Рік тому

    Perfect 60th birthday song.

  • @grymhild
    @grymhild 2 роки тому +4

    ❤️

  • @rachelboersma-plug9482
    @rachelboersma-plug9482 2 роки тому +4

    Real Flanders and Swann vibes here.

  • @cashbanucita0025
    @cashbanucita0025 6 місяців тому

    The song that sums up my mood in 1

  • @carlhicksjr8401
    @carlhicksjr8401 9 місяців тому

    As you might tell from my pic, I'm a Civil War reenactor. As you might imagine, three's a lot of grumpy veteran types in the hobby.
    I saw your haberdasher video on a Thursday afternoon as I was packing to go to a reenactment. By Sunday morning, I'd shown it to *everybody* ... to much laughter and applause.

  • @delucalupo
    @delucalupo 8 місяців тому

    This song reflects now days in all working environments in all fkg world

  • @marekhajduk6269
    @marekhajduk6269 4 місяці тому

    Brilliant!!!!

  • @rumel45
    @rumel45 5 місяців тому

    Just saw this song going around on TikTok again and wanted to find the official source to give you my engagement. I'm so happy to find another lovely performance with piano too!

  • @geoffquartermainebastin9302
    @geoffquartermainebastin9302 6 місяців тому

    I came across this song, and Thomas Benjamin Wold Esq just recently. Wonderfully uplifting. Suits me perfectly.

  • @shannacummings74
    @shannacummings74 2 роки тому +4

    Love this! ❤️ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @egadanther9509
    @egadanther9509 Місяць тому

    my Friday anthem

  • @darrenwells2277
    @darrenwells2277 Рік тому

    The song about my life! Also... some fantastically impressive facial hair there Gents!

  • @JewelCartmanJaty
    @JewelCartmanJaty 3 місяці тому

    Classie

  • @morrismonet3554
    @morrismonet3554 2 роки тому +4

    Take a drink every time he says fuck. LOL

  • @thescholarsjourney661
    @thescholarsjourney661 5 днів тому

    I love how this is a song sung by two people who look like if you swore in front of them they would be horribly offended. Pretty sure that makes it at least 20x funnier

  • @werebilbyj4449
    @werebilbyj4449 Рік тому +2

    I should make this my ringtone haha. ☺

  • @pennicholette1354
    @pennicholette1354 11 місяців тому

    Someone needs to play this at my funeral

  • @mari._.the._.extrovert5674
    @mari._.the._.extrovert5674 Місяць тому

    Screw it, i want this played at my funeral AND my wedding

  • @canyonboatman
    @canyonboatman 11 місяців тому +1

    Fugue in A!

  • @amj1733
    @amj1733 3 місяці тому

    🖤

  • @Syoubat
    @Syoubat 2 роки тому +1

    My friend showed me this and I love it

  • @beveragebrit
    @beveragebrit Рік тому

    My is this so catchy

  • @slayerozombies
    @slayerozombies 16 днів тому

    I sing this song quietly to myself at work at least once a week

  • @warriorpax5760
    @warriorpax5760 Рік тому

    Y'know, I'd be lying if I said that this wasn't the funniest goddamn song I've ever heard in my life
    Thank you, Mr. Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq, you're a genius and you deserve to be treated as such.