Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List

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  • @Rokuro1
    @Rokuro1 Рік тому +89

    You can tell it's a back logged ep when they say it's the most beautiful day in NY, meanwhile the skyline has been orange for days lol

    • @shaiapouf420
      @shaiapouf420 Рік тому +10

      Dude! they said they had to bundle 5 eps in one day like 4 eps ago. Noobie

    • @retroworld1971
      @retroworld1971 Рік тому +2

      Normand was in my home town Perth Australia 🇦🇺 ❤

    • @mjaada
      @mjaada Рік тому

      Calm before the storm

    • @mjm5081
      @mjm5081 Рік тому +1

      GO CUSE!!!

    • @guido60805
      @guido60805 Рік тому

      Chicken Parmesan

  • @thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664
    @thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664 Рік тому +36

    I'm dyin' at the airport scene....
    ""They were like what are you selling to make all this money? I think they were implying I'm a drug dealer or a gun runner, and I go I'm selling these, and I pick up a shirt that just says QUEEF", and she's like get the hell out of here." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JimJamesMyName
    @JimJamesMyName Рік тому +23

    Name of the band: The Black Keys! They're literally the same thing, too- hello... A PIANO: White Stripes, Black Keys-a PIANO, Jerry!

  • @sk8b1rd
    @sk8b1rd Рік тому +16

    Picturing Mark do the shart woddle made me LOL

  • @musicbymurph001
    @musicbymurph001 Рік тому +10

    "pretending to be a person" is the most relatable thing I've ever heard 🤣

  • @danielpaiva5362
    @danielpaiva5362 Рік тому +7

    QUEEF was the perfect ending to that story LOL

  • @biancadistefano7612
    @biancadistefano7612 Рік тому +45

    I love me some Monday Evenings with Stories!

    • @AtilioEscobar
      @AtilioEscobar Рік тому

      Ha. Nice!

    • @gtube1477
      @gtube1477 Рік тому

      I might be queefing outside of my own anal here, but what the jizz is going on??

  • @_m_m4
    @_m_m4 Рік тому +18

    I had to pause the episode to scream laugh when mark tells the lady what he’s selling to make all that money 😂 You guys are the best! ❤

  • @tylerschwab3474
    @tylerschwab3474 Рік тому +8

    I already know I won't love my future kids as much as I love a Mark Normand travel story

  • @richie_williams
    @richie_williams Рік тому +3

    13:26 I’m farting, I’m hungover, I’m gay. The shart story is up there with my all time most laughed at clips ever. Chuck!!! Do you read these comments too or just the patreon? I’ve commented on both now. Throw me a bone here Jerry

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom Рік тому +15

    I love these two they have the same exact thought processes

    • @gtube1477
      @gtube1477 Рік тому

      Never queef outside of your own anal!1!1!111

  • @stefanmironov6405
    @stefanmironov6405 Рік тому +6

    There is always at least one ad read that was recorder deep inside a cave on an old answering machine

  • @patrickharris2013
    @patrickharris2013 Рік тому +3

    That airport story is wild 😂😂

  • @3Flutter-Bye
    @3Flutter-Bye Рік тому +23

    These thumbnails are getting WAY out of hand, Jerry!!
    I now know more than any one person should ever know about Joe List's crotch 😜🤪

    • @gitgenKE
      @gitgenKE Рік тому +2

      He won't 🛑

    • @portlandsamber
      @portlandsamber Рік тому +2

      My favorite crotchcast.

    • @xavierpaquin
      @xavierpaquin Рік тому +1

    • @gtube1477
      @gtube1477 Рік тому

      I might be queefing outside of my own anal here, but what the jizz is going on??

  • @greatscott175
    @greatscott175 Рік тому +9

    35:40 the sneaky edit hiding all 14 of Mark's holocaust scene prompts before Joe begged him to try another theme 👀

  • @marcelscheuer7643
    @marcelscheuer7643 Рік тому +4

    «A shart is never a sign of things are going well.» Joe List, 2023

  • @lopez_prado
    @lopez_prado Рік тому +9

    The black keys

  • @beachchickensmedia
    @beachchickensmedia Рік тому +9

    i dont mind the zooms! u guys did it the best during the pandemic!

    • @exploringwithasmr
      @exploringwithasmr Рік тому +5

      I wish they would bring it back to when they taped in their apartments. Totally different vibe than the ugly set.

    • @lucien4980
      @lucien4980 Рік тому

      ​@@exploringwithasmr set is ug

  • @markketchenjr9335
    @markketchenjr9335 Рік тому +7

    Best show on the tubes !! Keep it up you gays

  • @blissmustbetheplace
    @blissmustbetheplace Рік тому +20

    The Black Keys! ⚡️

    • @NEFFxsaVaGe
      @NEFFxsaVaGe Рік тому

      Yes, the Brothers album is fantastic! Tighten Up and She’s long gone always on repeat

  • @bradpiff6836
    @bradpiff6836 Рік тому +9

    Best pod out there ❤

    • @gtube1477
      @gtube1477 Рік тому

      I might be queefing outside of my own anal here, but what the jizz is going on??

  • @micaiahoaks6945
    @micaiahoaks6945 Рік тому +1

    "Well, Lizzo...Big" 😂😂

  • @Rod-T
    @Rod-T Рік тому +5

    Joe needs to start a band: "Joe List and the Kooks"

    • @rickardo3950
      @rickardo3950 Рік тому +2

      Or maybe just….”🙌✨the kooks” thoughts?

    • @Rod-T
      @Rod-T Рік тому +1

      @@rickardo3950 I thought about that but it sounded to much like the kinks lol

    • @gtube1477
      @gtube1477 Рік тому

      I might be queefing outside of my own anal here, but what the jizz is going on??

    • @acaciaesp
      @acaciaesp Рік тому

      List and the jerrys

  • @Iamwatchinit
    @Iamwatchinit Рік тому +3

    Love the airport story - typical Mark!
    By the way I have a friend who is the same when it comes to trivial things when traveling

  • @JonathanHassingerChannel
    @JonathanHassingerChannel Рік тому +70

    Be tomorrow. Be today. Don’t be sorrow. Be gay.

  • @williampena13
    @williampena13 Рік тому +1

    I hug the cop from behind with my hand on the taser!! 😂💀 - Joe List

  • @Frankpflynn
    @Frankpflynn Рік тому

    Thanks for all the work Fellas!

  • @Nerflover10097
    @Nerflover10097 Рік тому +2

    Mark is the type of guy to travel with $10k in cash and invoice his management over $420 bruh

  • @tmacfan824
    @tmacfan824 Рік тому +2

    Didn't care for "A beautiful Mind" or "The Sopranos"?! Dammit King of Content!

  • @BigDaddy-vk6rv
    @BigDaddy-vk6rv Рік тому

    "We need another one!" Mark Normand is god level funny!

  • @dawson1373
    @dawson1373 Рік тому +1

    Throw a spoon on the table hahaha

  • @SARMS_KAT
    @SARMS_KAT Рік тому +3

    My favourite part of Tuesdays is Mondays

  • @lisasteil8491
    @lisasteil8491 Рік тому +1

    I just Love this podcast 🥰

  • @sk8legendz
    @sk8legendz Рік тому

    4:48 😂😂😂😂 joe

  • @Frozen_Bean
    @Frozen_Bean Рік тому +7

    Long john silver, god hates flags, and dad hole. Nice one mark.

  • @monkeywang9972
    @monkeywang9972 Рік тому +7

    I’m newly gay and couldn’t be happier. Happy tuesgay y’all

    • @gtube1477
      @gtube1477 Рік тому

      Why? Was your father gay??

  • @norm4915
    @norm4915 Рік тому +2

    “Think about how tight your asshole is the day you’re born, and think about how loose your asshole is the day you die”- Joe List, June 2023

  • @TheShreddDude
    @TheShreddDude Рік тому

    “Do they say they need a nerd?
    THATS HURTFUL” lol!!
    You can tell the backlogging is getting them with the multiple ribbings back n fourth.

  • @GerritCoulter
    @GerritCoulter Рік тому +1

    Basketballs are around 9.5 inches wide, while a hoop is 18 inches wide.

  • @thebigcheeseful
    @thebigcheeseful Рік тому +5

    My favorite show

    • @gtube1477
      @gtube1477 Рік тому

      Why? Was your father gay??

  • @anguskd
    @anguskd Рік тому +2

    Love Joe's Nordique tarp!!!

  • @quackapatth
    @quackapatth Рік тому +2

    dan arebauch is from the black keys

  • @DrewKane
    @DrewKane Рік тому +1

    The exquisite quality of punmanship on this show is astoundingly inspirational, and enlightening to the soul. 🤌

  • @qcrew2938
    @qcrew2938 Рік тому +1

    12:32 Stories start

  • @bethbabski1475
    @bethbabski1475 Рік тому

    I'm wearing New Balance with Nike socks right now! 😂😂😂

  • @hipxlovex
    @hipxlovex Рік тому +2

    THE BLACK KEYS JERRY

  • @RGEF1006
    @RGEF1006 Рік тому

    I wore a Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young t-shirt to Cali Roots.

  • @clevermissfox
    @clevermissfox Рік тому +4

    You gotta be more careful at the border mark. Hopefully this experience scared you enough.

  • @ole_limberlegs
    @ole_limberlegs Рік тому

    54 "lovely days" are said in the bill withers song... I just goog'd it

  • @brauny2014
    @brauny2014 Рік тому +1

    Ahh well we can just throw a spoon on the table see what happens 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 mark bro u a fuckn savage

  • @bunnybangz
    @bunnybangz Рік тому +16

    It's my bday tmrw and I got dumped thank you two gays for always being the only men I can look forward too 😂❤

    • @shanefletcher3430
      @shanefletcher3430 Рік тому +3

      happy birthdayyy

    • @cloudbloom
      @cloudbloom Рік тому +4

      You're in the right place

    • @HenryEager
      @HenryEager Рік тому +4

      Happy early bday! Hope you’re doing alright. If they dumped a girl that listens to Mark & Joe, that’s their loss!

    • @gtube1477
      @gtube1477 Рік тому +2

      Go gay and slay!1!1!1!1

    • @biancadistefano7612
      @biancadistefano7612 Рік тому +4

      Happy Birthday! Now you can go find someone who deserves you!❤

  • @juniperpruniper4935
    @juniperpruniper4935 Рік тому +2

    Fun fact. 244 baseballs fit into a bb hoop if you drop them individually.

    • @shaiapouf420
      @shaiapouf420 Рік тому

      Hahaha

    • @gtube1477
      @gtube1477 Рік тому

      I might be queefing outside of my own anal here, but what the jizz is going on??

  • @norab7432
    @norab7432 Рік тому +1

    13:34 😂😂😂 good to know 💩💩💩

  • @kylevids3951
    @kylevids3951 Рік тому

    Best news ever!!

  • @cheddulous
    @cheddulous Рік тому +1

    News headline: Comedian sharts but it’s no laughing matter.

  • @sickstringsglockman7926
    @sickstringsglockman7926 Рік тому

    Love y'all!

  • @JeffNixonComedy
    @JeffNixonComedy Рік тому +4

    Best thumbnails in the game!

  • @RGEF1006
    @RGEF1006 Рік тому

    There’s nothing more relevant than the word retard when you’re named Richard. You could easily just mash them, so that’s what family and friends do.😂

  • @ltsgoyanks
    @ltsgoyanks Рік тому +1

    I donated my Kar today!

  • @LucianMoon1
    @LucianMoon1 Рік тому +1

    A
    Life Aquatic, Moonlight Kingdom, Hotel what ever are great.

  • @wtfobiden
    @wtfobiden Рік тому +3

    I just shat

  • @kjnewell7243
    @kjnewell7243 Рік тому +3

    Joe List Jr or Luke List?

  • @RobJakes-s3w
    @RobJakes-s3w Рік тому

    Use Me by Bill Withers is another good one. TMI but I saw him live when I was a kid.

  • @Moronoxy
    @Moronoxy Рік тому

    I don’t mind zoom Tuesdays! They were the best

  • @steve7015
    @steve7015 Рік тому +1

    donate the car for the tax receipt.
    hassle free, guilt free

  • @malibuice650
    @malibuice650 Рік тому

    I pulled out one of these!
    And it said QUEEF! 💀

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o Рік тому +1

    Ten bucks Mark didn't wash his shart jeans

  • @TheRaggedies
    @TheRaggedies Рік тому +4

    Black keys you queefs

  • @mungomcconachie2367
    @mungomcconachie2367 Рік тому

    Joe is thinking of Them Crooked Vultures, with Josh Homme from Queens of the Stone Age

  • @aaronbradley
    @aaronbradley Рік тому

    1:02:15 Solid ep! No dip!

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 Рік тому +1

    Is that a Nordiques shirt? 🤩😍😎

  • @joshthursdays9020
    @joshthursdays9020 Рік тому +1

    Just here commenting and liking for the algorithm

  • @matguerra333
    @matguerra333 Рік тому

    Nothing funner than calling every big piece of machinery "The Blower"

  • @joshualowe7376
    @joshualowe7376 Рік тому

    Thanks Joe for nearly making me sound ridiculous infront of my friends by repeating a false rim theory to sound smart.

  • @christopherweisenbach296
    @christopherweisenbach296 Рік тому

    It’s the friggin Black Keys!!!!!!!!goddamn you Joe!

  • @striker0000
    @striker0000 Рік тому +1

    Nice shirt

  • @pamrussell1972
    @pamrussell1972 Рік тому

    Thank you gays life is so much better with TWS💙 COMEDY!

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 Рік тому

    "swimsuit area *wink*". hahaha

  • @CanisRufusChrisy
    @CanisRufusChrisy Рік тому

    It's the black keys, Jerry. The black keys.

  • @JSGuitar80
    @JSGuitar80 Рік тому

    Nice Nordiques shirt!

  • @likwidmagik
    @likwidmagik Рік тому

    Joe with the Nordiques shirt! Atta boy Poppa!

  • @s7v7nfiv5
    @s7v7nfiv5 Рік тому +1

    Agree with Mark never found a hat I like at lids.

  • @Nothin2C_1
    @Nothin2C_1 Рік тому +1

    My favorite podcast
    Late Monday evening just before Tuesday with stories and bill burrs podcast the Thursday morning just before Friday Monday morning podcast

  • @OriRonen
    @OriRonen Рік тому

    הקטע שג'ו חושב שמארק מספר את אותו סיפור מאתמול והוא נלחץ מזה שהוא שוכח 38:10

  • @Raicullimore
    @Raicullimore Рік тому +2

    Shart tank time!

  • @ltsgoyanks
    @ltsgoyanks Рік тому +1

    A hoop is exactly the width of 2 basketballs...

  • @mcbacon8er
    @mcbacon8er Рік тому

    10:00 when they talk about the kid with the acdc shirt, for most people that is 100% true, when I was a kid (I'm only 20 right now) I wore exclusively acdc Metallica def Leppard ECT shirts but I knew all the music to back it up and the people that didn't know the music and wear the merch pissed me off

  • @dknox90803
    @dknox90803 Рік тому +1

    Black Keys

  • @RGEF1006
    @RGEF1006 Рік тому

    I’ve sharted years ago but I’ve never had the Willy Wonka river down my pants.

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 Рік тому +1

    Chuck must've had this one hidden somewhere: this dude's talking about doing two Toronto shows... Noice.

  • @c.willharden9589
    @c.willharden9589 Рік тому

    "Lovely Day" is Tony Woods' walk up music! Lol
    SIDE SPLITTERS shout out!!!!

  • @rickardo3950
    @rickardo3950 Рік тому

    Joe hates lovely day by bill withers…damn. That is wild haha

  • @mantra4612
    @mantra4612 Рік тому +1

    The Black Keys?

  • @mohamedamine7610
    @mohamedamine7610 Рік тому

    It's The Black Keys... the fucking Black Keys fellas!

  • @chaddavis1044
    @chaddavis1044 Рік тому

    Boyz I just made u the best shirt. Where can I send it?

  • @gitgenKE
    @gitgenKE Рік тому

    LoL this changes everything Jerry

  • @AshLuvsCoop
    @AshLuvsCoop Рік тому

    Remember how I said I don’t know how mark didn’t know about the baby at pickle ball? I get it now ❤

  • @megan2484
    @megan2484 Рік тому

    Joe is weating a Nordiques shirt. lol

  • @mc9828
    @mc9828 Рік тому +1

    Cage against the machine

  • @mantra4612
    @mantra4612 Рік тому

    70s was the best decade for film