Nah, TYSO and AYG are better but I absolutely love Mark and Joe. It's like divorced parents trying to figure out who's the most popular, everyone wins as long as you're able to step back and realize that your kids are the shitty ones. I hate trying to rate podcasts anyway so who knows what the hell is going on
My favorite podcast Late Monday evening just before Tuesday with stories with mark and Joe My second is Bill burrs Thursday morning just before Friday Monday morning podcast
My neighbor's a freemason. Has the license plate. Local chapter president. Great guy. Says the not-so-secret code is, like sculpting a stone, improve every day.
That thing about free masons. My dad was one. He didn’t tell me much about it because I think they’re sworn to secrecy. What he did say was that it was extremely difficult to get in. He had to be of very high standing in the community. He had to be referred by an existing member. I remember him saying that he had to remember and study a whole bunch of stuff. He also said that they have a secret handshake. Apparently if two members meet anywhere in the world and they shake hands, they will both be aware that they are members without saying anything.
That’s insane, no one has ever mentioned Joe List in conversation like Bud Light. Joe List is the guy you and the bros ditch in the woods that somehow shows up at your mom’s house for dinner. Guy just hangs around
Another good Henry Fonda movie is 'Failsafe'. Then watch a spoof of it with Peter Sellers 'Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Chuck... it's not about time in the spotlight, it's about impact when you're on... you don't have the responsability to talk, it's a good place to be, you can just stand back and only come on with the heavy hitters
Would anyone watch this if we didn’t get to see these dudes from multiple angles? They know what we tune in for. Not the jokes and quick wit. It’s the man meat.
Does anyone know if Mark will be performing in NYC (or anywhere else) in late May? I really want to see him live and was planning on visiting from Australia but if I do, I'll miss when he's in my home town on June 3rd, so I don't want to go all the way to the US to see him if he's not going to be performing anywhere.
Nothing better than a Tuesdays with Stories at 6:30pm on a Monday
830 in Nashville
Agreed!!!! Nice surprise!
@@jonnygranville281 thanks for the info, father time
@@stevenarmstrong5364 👍😀
Yeah just release it on Tuesday mornings what’s so hard about that.
Most underrated podcast on earth
That sagging wallpaper is the only thing that’s holding them back…and Chuck.
Nah, TYSO and AYG are better but I absolutely love Mark and Joe. It's like divorced parents trying to figure out who's the most popular, everyone wins as long as you're able to step back and realize that your kids are the shitty ones. I hate trying to rate podcasts anyway so who knows what the hell is going on
To queef or to quaff that is the question
@Joseph Lane eat a quince and let it rip there Jerry.
@@cloudbloom AYG is almost as good but Glassman is anything but underrated
I watch/listen to all these comedy podcasts and I think I gotta put these guys as number 1. Goats lol
Tim Dillon > your favorite podcaster
@@Unanythang Shane gillis fucked Tim Dillon and made him sleep in his own guest room
Matt and Shane are just above but a close 1-2 for me
mssp 1 and tuesgays is 2, burr and theo are right on their ass though, depends on the week you know.
If beef is when you have issues with somebody, “lettuce” is the remedy. As in, “let us” resolve our beef.
Mark: "it gets a little gay"
Joe: "I'm in"
they're so good at constantly riffing and saying horrible things casually haha
They're so consistent with the intro! They always say it the exact same!
Mark's immediate spread eagle in opening seconds seems perfect image to partner on thumbnail with Joe's spread eagle
So dumb to think people get sick from weather. No one would get sick in Florida with that logic. Think deeper.
@@AgendaInMind Think you meant this for some other post that might be weather an getting sick
Thank you Tuesdays for making road trips go by fast !
Join their patreon for more material
Well I guess I’m staying up for another hour. Thanks a lot!
First time I watched Tuesdays on a Monday.
Was just watching a bunch of old episodes, nice!
25:20 Had to watch 12 Angry Men for a psych course, ended up loving it.
I just realized Joe is Larry and Mark is Jerry.
Nothing gets by you bud
@@psilva2462 Oh u so smart big boy - let me get u a cookie
@@DesignRhythm Yikes. Weirdo
@@psilva2462 I'll get u a tissue.
My favorite podcast
Late Monday evening just before Tuesday with stories with mark and Joe
My second is Bill burrs Thursday morning just before Friday Monday morning podcast
Mine too. Coming in at number three is Are You Garbage.
Good lord you have no idea how badly I need this thank the Lord 🙏
The best damn pod out there
YES ! why didn't you plug this sooner mark ? i just came from the video you uploaded on your channel. this is such a treat.
My neighbor's a freemason. Has the license plate. Local chapter president. Great guy. Says the not-so-secret code is, like sculpting a stone, improve every day.
That's what he says 😂
Mongays!!
Stonecutters was from the Simpsons. Can’t tell if mark missed that or just threw it away
You guys are hilarious. Thank you for all of your effort and time! I appreciate the content.
Good to be here! Great show!
Normand every sunday and monday night, hey hey
That thing about free masons. My dad was one. He didn’t tell me much about it because I think they’re sworn to secrecy. What he did say was that it was extremely difficult to get in. He had to be of very high standing in the community. He had to be referred by an existing member. I remember him saying that he had to remember and study a whole bunch of stuff. He also said that they have a secret handshake. Apparently if two members meet anywhere in the world and they shake hands, they will both be aware that they are members without saying anything.
"I'm in Utah" ....... "I'm a block away" !!! ........... was the best line ever !!! ...... lmfao
Mondays with Monologues
I feel like I am cheating on my Dad watching on Monday!
Don't worry, your dad is cheating on you with your sister
Smell his dick and check for poop
😂😂😂 Freemason.
Thanks for the movie recommendation you two. Know what I’m watching tonight.
'When you’re single you’re lonely and desperate' idk about that Mark.
Great hang!
Joe is the Bud Light of the New York comedy scene.
That’s insane, no one has ever mentioned Joe List in conversation like Bud Light. Joe List is the guy you and the bros ditch in the woods that somehow shows up at your mom’s house for dinner. Guy just hangs around
That would be Shane. Joe is the Natty Ice of the NY comedy scene
Joe is a genius. Top 10 specials of all time easily.
@@SuperTed. ok Joe’s mom
As you discussed Nazis, I realized that Joe could be Himler"s doppelganger 😅.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freemasonry
Another good Henry Fonda movie is 'Failsafe'. Then watch a spoof of it with Peter Sellers 'Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Im dying at the free mason part 😂😂😂😂
Glad to see a change from the red shoes.
"put it on a billboard" - had to change my shorts
You guys have a great show. Thanks ya queefs
I wish I knew, and I pretend to every time!
Yesssssss!!!!
Loved the leg movement at “rejiggered”
I'm a dead gay. Too. I wish joe wasn't a hater. 10th Ave freeze out is fire tho.
But he kinda makes me want to see pearl jam
@@jacobbland360 didnt like their first album but vitalogy wasnt half bad! pearl jam is 1-1 though, needs one more good album to win me over
Yeah Joe’s taste usually does not align with mine( fast food over creole food). But Pearl Jam is a good live touring rock band
27:00-30:00 is a complete bit. That subway punch... gold!
incredible
We're here. We're queer
We LOVE an early episode
If Microsoft sponsors the pod, Mark starts saying "Bing it!"
“Ask Jeeves!”
Give it a Bing!
Joe List is Heinrich Himmler long lost grandchild and you can't prove me wrong.
Algo!!!
Saying you hooked up means you did the dirty deed
Exactly.
Just watched Fourth of July! Awesome movie! Loved it! Great acting Joe ya queef
Chuck... it's not about time in the spotlight, it's about impact when you're on... you don't have the responsability to talk, it's a good place to be, you can just stand back and only come on with the heavy hitters
Normand's askew solo camera angle... He's officially a 60s batman villian.
***POW***
“Gross? Your wife is gross! SHE is hot” 😂 30:35
New camera angle is nice wit it 🇺🇸🤙🏼
On a Mongay? Don't let it happen agayin, ogay?
I just want to say Chuck does a good job writing the descriptions for the UA-cam video of the pod. Nice work, Chuckster!
7am on the toilet at work on a Tuesday heyyy!
Marissa Tomei? I love her! Before the Devil Knows Your Dead?! And now she's just sitting at home, Jerry!
Mark over the top faking interest in anything list has to say is my fav part or this podcast
He makes it an art form. I think hes interested in his friend, but he puts on a show
0:56 Sputter Butt Mark
Chuck edit the computer stuff in so I do it have to google these people and movies 😂
Most rated podcast on earth
499 episodes yay !
“What the fuck were we talking about?”
“You did NOT fuck a stripper”
I laughed way harder than I should’ve
I'm 73% Irish 27% Greek and born n' raised in Arizona.
I'm so keeno on beef-a-rino...Rusty!!!
21:08 Fart knocker, that was beautifully nostalgic
Great ep!
Gettin gay on a Monday night
13:44 🤣 🤣 🤣
If people don't start liking the videos more, Joe's gonna end up cruising the parks.
#CruisingJoeList
Imagine if each one was 3 hours like jre
Hey what’s the deal with airplane food am i right?
Who are these people!
Comedy
Best thumbnail
Dropping a ROSE right outta the gate.
Im a free gayson
TWT thank you for the stories and laughs. Love u gays 💙
I'm Irish and one thing I don't understand about the Potato Famine is, that Ireland, is an island - did they not know how to fish?
Rob Schneider circa 2022
@@JohnLester-dv9ib Me circa 2012
“Shue isn’t as hot as my wife” *head nod 😂
Hey Mark, we have the same birthday 😉!! Too bad that my favorite podcast is Risque Business News!
A regular star buck over there!
Nice ep, chuck… damnit
That is not how Hinge works at all. lol. He’s thinking of something else.
Patriot's day recap coming soon!
Does anybody have the article on hand that says it’s antiviral?
One of these days Joe will actually tell a good story
Idk why but I can’t stop laughing at “put me in curb im ready to gay”
Would anyone watch this if we didn’t get to see these dudes from multiple angles? They know what we tune in for. Not the jokes and quick wit. It’s the man meat.
27:56 !!
See you in Bozeman tomorrow, Mark
Does anyone know if Mark will be performing in NYC (or anywhere else) in late May? I really want to see him live and was planning on visiting from Australia but if I do, I'll miss when he's in my home town on June 3rd, so I don't want to go all the way to the US to see him if he's not going to be performing anywhere.
1:02:31 yeah, you wanna get that meal, don't you?
The kings of inserting funny words where they don’t belong. Borderline a new English dialect
I went to the same high school as Lester Holt
I'm reading the book War and Pease, I like the descriptions of Freemasonry, don't know if it accurate or not
Joe loves telling plane stories
It's spelled "plain"
@@ryanvincenec3511 Great minds...
lol How the hell did Mark have a school bully as a 4 year old?
If you took away travel stories from Joe, he sells insurance.
JOE : STOP SAYING I ALREADY TALKED ABOUT THIS!!! Everyone repeats the same shit all the time! You're lucky we love to hear yours!
Liszt is indeed Hungarian. You'd probably know if you were Hungarian. Never met many that don't know about Thier Hungarian roots at all.
I never took Joe for a hung arian.
Why would a sailor need money for a casket ?? they get buried at sea ⛵⛵⛵
I know there’s a list called the “Guardian” for any hot words people send out online. They said that on the documentary for the Boston Marathon.
Mark should try Crash Course World History