I know-- my English "accents" suck. Please go follow the Twitter account that does these: / forest_fr1ends public voice file library: / getgianni website: GetGianni.com
this was literally how i played w sylvanian families as a kid... there was always a murder, domestic troubles, terrorism, natural disasters, you name it
@@hotpikachu I actually did a similar thing but with the tiny early 2000s mlp, it was fun acting as Sparkleworks coming to the revelation that her wife Starsong (because no dude ponies and *magic!*) was pregnant but the baby was Berries And Cherries' instead of hers
@@dhampir_days no i actually did that because i didnt know what sex was and id watch turkish dramas with my mom and theyd sometimes have similar stuff so i thought that when you get married god will automatically make the girl get pregnant
This was how I played with barbies, except they were also pokemon trainers bc pokemon was my obsession as a kid, so you'd have each doll trying to commit murder and then siccing their rabid magical pets on each other 😭
Ok, it’s theory and lore time. At 0:15, the rabbit dad says the body is gone, but right after that is a post that has the cat family saying that they found the torso by the bridge. We can most likely assume that this is the body that that fell out of the rabbit family’s car. But, she only says she found the TORSO, because at 1:20 the rabbit mom says “most of him” implying that the victim (who i shall call Uncle Geoffrey) has been dismembered, meaning that if the body was gone, then all of the severed limbs fell out with the cat family finding only the torso. Furthermore, there is more proof that Uncle Geoffrey was dismembered, as at 1:35, a rabbit asks if someone got the fingers, by which she likely referred to Uncle Geoffrey’s fingers. I shall post more updates and theories about the forrest fr1ends lore. Update 1: At 0:12, somebody insults the rabbit mom, and we can assume that the rabbit mom was angry. At 0:10, rabbits (the rabbit family children i assume) say that they hit someone pretty hard and that they aren’t moving. This is very likely the rabbit children calling their mom (who, likely, sent her children to kill the rude person in 0:12 who is presumably Uncle Geoffrey) to tell them that the job was done. Update 2: This is more-so a theory, but at 0:58 the rabbit mom says that “daddy’s gone away” Despite the implication that the dad is dead, at 0:15 we hear a male voice, meaning that that is most likely the dad driving the car for what i believe is either more peroxy-disulfuric acid or a chemical that can be combined with peroxy-disulfuric acid (i don’t really know shit about science) to make more acid. My theory is that the car trip that the dad went on is the same car trip that had the body of Uncle Geoffrey fall out. Update 3: Sorry for the lack of updates, school just started and i kinda forgot about this comment. Anyways, a new hint i found was 0:45. A cat is asking a rabbit called Roy to give her teabags and “something to get blood and shit out of the carpet”. However, this is a cat, presumably from the family that found the torso. This leads me to 2 possible conclusions: 1. This cat is conspiring with the rabbit family to cover up the murders from the rest of the family. 2. The bloody torso soiled the carpet and the cat just wants to clean it. Furthermore, by comparing the color palette of the cats between 0:45 and 0:16 we can assume they’re the same cat. And lastly, at 1:49 the same cat asks Keith to pass some scissors, meaning this MIGHT be connected to 1:35 as the rabbit asks if they got the fingers and then to “shut the f**k up and listen to her instructions” which i speculate were to cut the fingers off of Uncle Geoffrey’s hand, standing above the toilet so any blood will fall into the toilet, meaning that outcome 1. is the correct one (for now) Update 4: Credit to Tomato44 and Cam’s Corner Productions for telling me about these timestamps. Ok, so my original argument for why 0:48 didn’t fit in with the story was that it wasn’t near the bridge, where Uncle Geoffrey’s body was found. Well, there is another timestamp that might show it fits in, 1:43. The murderous rabbit mother says that if a rabbit child dosen’t put their shitty head on their shitting pillow, she’ll “turn this into a crime scene”. Knowing that the rabbit mother is an easily frustrated person (killing her or her husband’s brother because of an insult), she might’ve killed the child/children and dumped their bodies in the field in 0:48. Update 5: Quick update, i think the findings from last update connect with 0:51. The rabbit is shorter, so we can assume it’s a rabbit child. I think we can assume one of the rabbit kids escaped from the mother’s grasp and called the police, and already being scared shitless, she pissed on the floor of the police phone. The police discovered the body, and the detectives investigate leading to 0:48. Again, credit to Cam’s Corner Productions. Update 6: Again, sorry for the lack of updates but i’ve recently had a shower thought-theory, what if the rabbit family isn’t an actual family (for the most part), but instead a mob family, AKA a mafia gang? That would explain the different colors of rabbits. Also, this means uncle Geofferey might have been part of the gang, and the mother rabbit (who i assume is the head of the gang) ordered her “children” (they might actually just be hitmen) to murder uncle Geofferey, and her husband (the mother’s second in charge) to dispose of the corpse. Update 6.5: For whatever reason, this is blowing up and i think it’s time i finish this story once and for all so just you know, i am working on more lore updates and piercing together the timeline. Update 7: Some discoveries i found are at 1:26 where the animal (can’t really tell which it is) is speaking to a person presumably called Bob, and with it mentions that “it’s definitely human shit” meaning that in the forest fr1ends world humans do exist, however we do not know the terms on which human and animals are on. Also, at 1:32 presumably the rabbit mother is called Miss. Braithwaite, but the significance of this is unknown currently. this is getting really complicated
@@the4thtomato138 0:47 might be important, but there is no bridge (where the torso fell out) and we can see rabbits investigating meaning 1. They’re different rabbits then the ones that killed Uncle Geoffrey or 2. They’re trying to seem less suspicous.
They were too expensive. I had about six LPS, and then toilet paper rolls and a barbie dog. I used a tac for the knife, and red nail polish for the crime scene.
it. is. called. C̵̛͖͑̐̓A̶̜̐̑̆L̷͎̗̻̳̖̅͠͠Į̶̩̰̭͕̈́̍C̸̛̘͔̲̈́͛̽͝O̵̖͇̳̬̦͊͆̈́̈́̀̍͝ͅ ̵̫̙̤͖̅͒̈͆̄Ć̶͉͓̙͇͕̗̐̀̌́̌͑̌̅R̵̭̙̠͓̺̯̭̺̿̂̿͛̽͋̅̕͜͝Ị̷̳́T̶̨͖͔̺̬͓̰̊ͅŢ̴̟̥̳̩͖̻̲͒͐͊̄́̈́̋̈͘Ë̵̞̦́Ř̵̫̞̰̘̕͜S̸̟̦̮̼̳̏͆̒̊͛
@@dead4273 they're usually in novelty toy shops or online. The knock off sets are great as well, the characters are all obese looking lmao but the accessories are pretty detailed
I work at a warehouse that mostly handles books, but also a decent amount of toys. I see these little dudes pretty much on a daily basis. I am always reminded of this video. My coworkers may be concerned by my random laughter.
I got my first gamecube this year on my birthday in march. The OG Animal Crossing was the first game i got. On the first day, one of my snooty (female) characters said i talked too much and wanted me to go away. God, i love how rude they are. 😂 its great. Edit: btw that was literally the first encounter i had with her so she was being especially rude to me
This is proof that good delivery can save bad writing. Not that this is bad, but personally, reading these alone isn’t enough to make me laugh. That said, Gianni’s delivery makes all of these so funny.
Plot: a housewife in your standard chavvy northern village has gone on a murder spree, and now everyone is divided between looking for/helping to hide the remains. Outliers include the drug addicts, that one rabbit with way too many kids, and the local psychopath who watches people sleep.
@@MyTeethAreBlue that's actually an Australian defense mechanism, mimicking the wildlife makes it easier to blend in and survive in an unforgiving ecosystem. (Seriously though, there is here in the UK as well so we might actually have a dedicated standom on our hands here 💀)
I used to stare at them in toy shops and come up with wholesome family stories for them. This is arguably better than anything I could ever come up with.
Im awfully sad that I never got even one of those toys as a kid, even to this day I still love it. The cute animals and the small but detailed furniture and stuff
They were really expensive and so easy to swallow I’m surprised I haven’t heard of any lil kids tying to eat the tiny detailed fruits and cupcakes but they were amazing toys
There's a book series my gran used to read me as a kid that's very similar to this. Incredibly cute animal characters with intricately detailed British countryside backgrounds and settings. I forget the name, but they're very nostalgic to me.
I actually had the set at 1:25 and i didn't think i would feel nostagic watching a meme about murder, stalking, cannibalism, cum covered slippers, ketamine etc..
ForestFr1ends were my introduction to Sylvanian Families. I'm now an adult collector who writes stories about them. Another part of my obsession is taking your brilliant video and splitting up the audio into separate files. I have six or seven email accounts and I use them as ring tones. My eBay purchases are heralded by news of Uncle Geoffrey. Grocery & Amazon shopping has balloons and broken fingers. Great fun.
You said this game got you into Scandinavian Families. Is this a game or did it simply get into interesed in learning about how Scandinavian families tend to live their lives? But if this is a gdme, how do you play? Lol Thanks in advance.
@@FutureRegisteredNurse Hi. No - not families from Scandinavia. The worldwide toy brand Sylvanian Families made by Epoch, known as Calico Critters in the States. The anthropomorphic animal figures in this video. My blog about the Sylvanians who live in a village (and county) called Mellowdene now has 104 stories (to date) and the collection now exceeds a thousand. (It is addictive, but there are worse vices!)
@@stevegreen5552 Really now? Lol. I never heard about them as child. I would of loved having those sets. Thanks for the info. I actually love miniatures and I may buy these for a dollhouse I want to put together. Working with miniatures is such a relaxing hobby.☺️
@@idontthinktheysawthatcomin6792 probably the latter Ketamine is by default "the drug people use to make horses go to sleep (and also for recreational use)" and it's gotta be notable enough in quantity/quality to warrant bringing it up therefore it's probably horse-murder quantities of Vitamin K
God I'm a Sylvanian families collector, not player anymore but this makes me want to play with them again but this time my main household, the squirrell household is as chaotic as this, my new tuxedo cat household and their mansion would also make a good turkish drama
I used to love these dolls when I was a kid, they were so cute and the playsets were so very detailed and practically realistic! It was almost like a mini world filled with adorable little critter families and I had so much fun playing with them! 😍
The selective british and american accents really make this one. It's like some sort of international crime thriller.
I’d watch it.
Me too.
Same
An international dark humor Crime thriller actually sounds totally Based and Legendary. Definitely down for Watching that certainly.
More like crime comedy.
This is what happens when you don't check up on Animal Crossing
This is what happens when the humans aren't around.
This IS what happens in animal crossing
' About those bells you owe me '
@@Tucker454 this happens in animal crossing
@@poffydaisy5134 Happens animal crossing
“And you’ll be picking your teeth up with broken fingers” is probably the best threat I’ve ever heard
What about turning the room into a crime scene?
@@greatwavefan397 that too
Yep.
doesn't exactly say that it'll be YOUR broken fingers that'll pick your teeth up
Can I use it
"It's definitely human shit" raises more questions than answers considering they're all animals
My question is, "Who's Bob?" bc there's no one else there. Does my dude have an earpiece in? Yes, yes, so many questions...
(@ 1:27 for reference)
We've all become possums.
Two fortnights passed, yet the algorithm hast not blessed me with more of this.
Or the animals are the humans of this universe, and you’re taking a Doylist approach to the Watsonian interpretation of the characters.
That's why he's so perplexed.
this was literally how i played w sylvanian families as a kid... there was always a murder, domestic troubles, terrorism, natural disasters, you name it
My fav scenario was when id make a wedding, make the bride pregnant and make her give birth right in the middle of it
@@hotpikachu I actually did a similar thing but with the tiny early 2000s mlp, it was fun acting as Sparkleworks coming to the revelation that her wife Starsong (because no dude ponies and *magic!*) was pregnant but the baby was Berries And Cherries' instead of hers
@@dhampir_days no i actually did that because i didnt know what sex was and id watch turkish dramas with my mom and theyd sometimes have similar stuff so i thought that when you get married god will automatically make the girl get pregnant
@@dhampir_days aw sweet I loved those toys
This was how I played with barbies, except they were also pokemon trainers bc pokemon was my obsession as a kid, so you'd have each doll trying to commit murder and then siccing their rabid magical pets on each other 😭
I can't believe this is 4 years old, and I'm finding about this JUST now, godamnit UA-cam.
Same, especially since my interest for Sylvanian Families is at peak
I saw this a long time ago but didn’t know it was Gianni
Same
Fr 👁️👁️
I also love how I own basically all of these sets
Ok, it’s theory and lore time. At 0:15, the rabbit dad says the body is gone, but right after that is a post that has the cat family saying that they found the torso by the bridge. We can most likely assume that this is the body that that fell out of the rabbit family’s car. But, she only says she found the TORSO, because at 1:20 the rabbit mom says “most of him” implying that the victim (who i shall call Uncle Geoffrey) has been dismembered, meaning that if the body was gone, then all of the severed limbs fell out with the cat family finding only the torso. Furthermore, there is more proof that Uncle Geoffrey was dismembered, as at 1:35, a rabbit asks if someone got the fingers, by which she likely referred to Uncle Geoffrey’s fingers. I shall post more updates and theories about the forrest fr1ends lore.
Update 1: At 0:12, somebody insults the rabbit mom, and we can assume that the rabbit mom was angry. At 0:10, rabbits (the rabbit family children i assume) say that they hit someone pretty hard and that they aren’t moving. This is very likely the rabbit children calling their mom (who, likely, sent her children to kill the rude person in 0:12 who is presumably Uncle Geoffrey) to tell them that the job was done.
Update 2: This is more-so a theory, but at 0:58 the rabbit mom says that “daddy’s gone away” Despite the implication that the dad is dead, at 0:15 we hear a male voice, meaning that that is most likely the dad driving the car for what i believe is either more peroxy-disulfuric acid or a chemical that can be combined with peroxy-disulfuric acid (i don’t really know shit about science) to make more acid. My theory is that the car trip that the dad went on is the same car trip that had the body of Uncle Geoffrey fall out.
Update 3: Sorry for the lack of updates, school just started and i kinda forgot about this comment. Anyways, a new hint i found was 0:45. A cat is asking a rabbit called Roy to give her teabags and “something to get blood and shit out of the carpet”. However, this is a cat, presumably from the family that found the torso. This leads me to 2 possible conclusions:
1. This cat is conspiring with the rabbit family to cover up the murders from the rest of the family.
2. The bloody torso soiled the carpet and the cat just wants to clean it.
Furthermore, by comparing the color palette of the cats between 0:45 and 0:16 we can assume they’re the same cat. And lastly, at 1:49 the same cat asks Keith to pass some scissors, meaning this MIGHT be connected to 1:35 as the rabbit asks if they got the fingers and then to “shut the f**k up and listen to her instructions” which i speculate were to cut the fingers off of Uncle Geoffrey’s hand, standing above the toilet so any blood will fall into the toilet, meaning that outcome 1. is the correct one (for now)
Update 4: Credit to Tomato44 and Cam’s Corner Productions for telling me about these timestamps. Ok, so my original argument for why 0:48 didn’t fit in with the story was that it wasn’t near the bridge, where Uncle Geoffrey’s body was found. Well, there is another timestamp that might show it fits in, 1:43. The murderous rabbit mother says that if a rabbit child dosen’t put their shitty head on their shitting pillow, she’ll “turn this into a crime scene”. Knowing that the rabbit mother is an easily frustrated person (killing her or her husband’s brother because of an insult), she might’ve killed the child/children and dumped their bodies in the field in 0:48.
Update 5: Quick update, i think the findings from last update connect with 0:51. The rabbit is shorter, so we can assume it’s a rabbit child. I think we can assume one of the rabbit kids escaped from the mother’s grasp and called the police, and already being scared shitless, she pissed on the floor of the police phone. The police discovered the body, and the detectives investigate leading to 0:48. Again, credit to Cam’s Corner Productions.
Update 6: Again, sorry for the lack of updates but i’ve recently had a shower thought-theory, what if the rabbit family isn’t an actual family (for the most part), but instead a mob family, AKA a mafia gang? That would explain the different colors of rabbits. Also, this means uncle Geofferey might have been part of the gang, and the mother rabbit (who i assume is the head of the gang) ordered her “children” (they might actually just be hitmen) to murder uncle Geofferey, and her husband (the mother’s second in charge) to dispose of the corpse.
Update 6.5: For whatever reason, this is blowing up and i think it’s time i finish this story once and for all so just you know, i am working on more lore updates and piercing together the timeline.
Update 7: Some discoveries i found are at 1:26 where the animal (can’t really tell which it is) is speaking to a person presumably called Bob, and with it mentions that “it’s definitely human shit” meaning that in the forest fr1ends world humans do exist, however we do not know the terms on which human and animals are on. Also, at 1:32 presumably the rabbit mother is called Miss. Braithwaite, but the significance of this is unknown currently.
this is getting really complicated
You need more likes my friend
Game Theory’s got nothing on this
Jesus Christ my guy that is a freaking insane theory for a video thats one minute and fifty three seconds long
0:20 I feel like this guy has something to do with the story
Edit: I reckon 0:47 can tie into the story too
@@the4thtomato138 0:47 might be important, but there is no bridge (where the torso fell out) and we can see rabbits investigating meaning
1. They’re different rabbits then the ones that killed Uncle Geoffrey
or
2. They’re trying to seem less suspicous.
as someone who absolutely adores the calico critters set, i'd approve an adult show with these guys in stop-motion.
🤖
🐔
What’s funny is that Robot Chicken actually did one.
Ok.
Yes, but don't give them mouth movements. I can't explain it, but it will just be more funny if you don't give them mouth movements.
Robot chicken
"keith, pass the scissors"
oh no
P O O P S C I S S O R S
Snip snip
@@fizzie6902 dafuq? Who does this?
@@Brunoki22 mans on a forum took fat shits that clogged his toliet so he cut em with scissors and never washed em.
@@fizzie6902 this is not normal! 😨
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I’ll have to look more into it…
10 year old me playing with Sylvanian Families after learning all the swear words.
I loved sylvanian families and I'm dying after this video, gonna follow the twitter account now lol
How did this get so many likes? 😆
They were too expensive. I had about six LPS, and then toilet paper rolls and a barbie dog. I used a tac for the knife, and red nail polish for the crime scene.
it.
is.
called.
C̵̛͖͑̐̓A̶̜̐̑̆L̷͎̗̻̳̖̅͠͠Į̶̩̰̭͕̈́̍C̸̛̘͔̲̈́͛̽͝O̵̖͇̳̬̦͊͆̈́̈́̀̍͝ͅ ̵̫̙̤͖̅͒̈͆̄Ć̶͉͓̙͇͕̗̐̀̌́̌͑̌̅R̵̭̙̠͓̺̯̭̺̿̂̿͛̽͋̅̕͜͝Ị̷̳́T̶̨͖͔̺̬͓̰̊ͅŢ̴̟̥̳̩͖̻̲͒͐͊̄́̈́̋̈͘Ë̵̞̦́Ř̵̫̞̰̘̕͜S̸̟̦̮̼̳̏͆̒̊͛
@@YoqDzewa, no.
It’s scary how much I relate to “piss off Ironside, I’m on my lunch”.
I didn't know a Transformer annoyed you on your lunch break.
@@greatwavefan397 ironhide
@@greatwavefan397 No, Ironside is a show about a detective in a wheelchair.
@@imfsresidentotaku9699 No its a character from the classic Kubrick film "Pulp Fiction"
Love how it finishes so strong and simple with "jog on, dickhead." Perfect.
Yep.
Normal people: "My childhood has been ruined!"
Me: "This has greatly enhanced my childhood."
Same here
Same
Same lol
@Nobody no one asks you about it, sir/ma’am/person
i’m just confused, idk what side i’m on
Ah yes, Calico Critters, the overly priced but highly addictive undersized toy that has overrun my living room
But they're quality, and the joy they bring you justifies them, right? 😁
@@starspeculation I've always wanted them but I never got them. Then toys r us closed-
@@dead4273 they're usually in novelty toy shops or online. The knock off sets are great as well, the characters are all obese looking lmao but the accessories are pretty detailed
@@irisfilmproductions yes obese knock off toys
over here they're called Sylvainian Families and they're just as overpriced
0:30 purely based on the voice, that's my absolute favourite.
Sounds like Husk from Hazbin Hotel
@@greatwavefan397 IT DO THOOO
@@greatwavefan397 yes
That actually sounded like Bubs from Homestar Runner, albeit more deeper and intimidating.
sounds like Captain Price 😂
The high pitched "smack my b!tch up! Smack my b!tch up!" Is always my fave for some reason 😂
The Prodigy are amazing
RIP Keith Flynt
Almost forgot to watch this today
Same
what do you mean he posted it toda-
oooh
same
@@icantbelieveyouvedonethis1813 I am currently waiting for the fourth Gordon Ramsay pfp of the Apocalypse to appear.... any second....
@@nutsandbolts1264 ok
Clive, he's at the window again.
Call the police
@@c3p0worksatburgerking35 the fact that someone replies *four years later*
@@darkeclipse3449 i didnt notice the date erfuubsfdichgbrwei
@@c3p0worksatburgerking35 lol
@@c3p0worksatburgerking35
I didn’t know you knew Dutch!
0:57 *"daddy's gone away sweetie, now pass me the peroxy-disulfuric acid"*
Best one IMO
That's oddly specific lol
1:11 Somehow, this just has so much RAW emotion for some reason, and i just cant stop laughing at it
Captain Price selling ketamine
"Shit, Barbara, the body's gone."
"AND HERE KIDS RIGHT HERE KID IS WHERE I FOUND THE TORSO."
^ same story
"Is that Uncle Geoffrey?"
"Yes sweetie, well most of him"
^^ still same story
they are all intertwined
Forest critters extended universe
“Doug, I found your mother, well after 2 weeks in this heat it’s hard to say but I think it’s her”
^ also still the same story
@@Limacinablues daddies gone sweetie now pass me the peroxy-dysoflueric acid
⬆️ still the same story
This is actually my favourite Twitter account and listening to you bring these to life is pure delight.
It's such a good account. Thanks!
69 likes, make a wish!
@@lopanreturns7085
EXACTLY. Benign visuals, hilariously offensive dialogue. Exactly like ghost stories.
"Run! She's a ghost AND a bitch!"
@@GianniMatragrano you're a good boy you know that
“No, it’s not a home it’s a house remember Tommy? You’re adopted”
This line is amazing
I work at a warehouse that mostly handles books, but also a decent amount of toys.
I see these little dudes pretty much on a daily basis.
I am always reminded of this video.
My coworkers may be concerned by my random laughter.
As an Englishman, this made me laugh. I love this channel.
This comment alone has made me feel 100% better about the submission of this piece. Thanks!
No problem!
Old comment
Can confirm English accent gets the Brit colonial seal of approval
same
1:11
POV: You're Mr. Krabs and you're just hours away from certain death
You feeling it now Mr Krabs
Spongebob me boy, i have overdosed on ketamine and am going to die
@@arandomsupra argargargarg!
*crazy car fiziks intensifies*
I dont know why, but this child-sized cat speaking in the roughest British accent fucking floored me man.
"come on kid, koochie bastard koo" lol that's the best one
I work at a toy store and these are all on a shelf, I can never see them the same again
For the better I'd say
Is it going well?
@@Bravice They haunt my dreams
@@vinxlab awesome
@@vinxlab Do anyone buy these things without you warning?
ACNH Villagers:"generic bullshit"
AC Gamecube Villagers:
You will not believe how much I miss the older games’ dialogue.
@@wumpus976 A lot of older Animal Crossing fans (as in older games) have a humiliation kink
@@LolaTheGardevoir I just want them to have more personality. The newer dialogue is just so bland.
@@wumpus976 It was mainly a joke but true
I got my first gamecube this year on my birthday in march. The OG Animal Crossing was the first game i got. On the first day, one of my snooty (female) characters said i talked too much and wanted me to go away. God, i love how rude they are. 😂 its great.
Edit: btw that was literally the first encounter i had with her so she was being especially rude to me
This is proof that good delivery can save bad writing. Not that this is bad, but personally, reading these alone isn’t enough to make me laugh. That said, Gianni’s delivery makes all of these so funny.
💯
I like how a quarter of the voices are halfway between Master Chief and Solid Snake
Plot: a housewife in your standard chavvy northern village has gone on a murder spree, and now everyone is divided between looking for/helping to hide the remains.
Outliers include the drug addicts, that one rabbit with way too many kids, and the local psychopath who watches people sleep.
Can we get this turned into a series?
@@MyTeethAreBlue the world isn't ready for the furry adaptation of Midsummer Murders just yet, but one day. *One day.*
@@errortryagainlater4240 IDK about the world but Australia is. There's a surprising amount of furries here.
@@MyTeethAreBlue that's actually an Australian defense mechanism, mimicking the wildlife makes it easier to blend in and survive in an unforgiving ecosystem.
(Seriously though, there is here in the UK as well so we might actually have a dedicated standom on our hands here 💀)
@@errortryagainlater4240 Nah, most of them are wolves. I'd be a lot more scared if a person in a spider fursuit walked about my town, trust me.
Now for the sequel:
Action Men,
Where dispite being action figures of people that have most likely killed and sweared, they act normal and wholesome
Y E S
Basically before enlistment
They all just become Bob Ross.
Once you've sweared you never go back
@@User-kw5bk they act like they haven’t enlisted yet, but they are in the middle of fighting space monsters
I used to stare at them in toy shops and come up with wholesome family stories for them. This is arguably better than anything I could ever come up with.
I love how its a little kid in such a deep voice telling the viewer that he has enough ketamine to floor a horse. I can't stop laughing!
I was obsessed with the calico critters for a long time so this is even better for me.
Same
I remember having them as a kid. Good times
My little sister had these.
I just learned about these last year and now I want them, after watching this I kinda want them more
I always wanted one
Im awfully sad that I never got even one of those toys as a kid, even to this day I still love it. The cute animals and the small but detailed furniture and stuff
same they're so cute! Might just collect them😏
They were really expensive and so easy to swallow I’m surprised I haven’t heard of any lil kids tying to eat the tiny detailed fruits and cupcakes but they were amazing toys
I think I only have the sylvenian bathroom stuff that I used to put into my lol surprise mansion
I want more sylvenian stuff
There's a book series my gran used to read me as a kid that's very similar to this. Incredibly cute animal characters with intricately detailed British countryside backgrounds and settings. I forget the name, but they're very nostalgic to me.
I actually love these.
Ngl I would legitimately watch a series with cute wholesome bunnies and then this is the stuff they’re saying
The series would be about a murderous mafia-ish family, sounds great.
Happy tree friends
What's stopping me from getting these and creating a stop motion crime thriller movie and getting voice actors with British and American accents
Only your imagination. And finances
You need a VA hmu
koochy bastard coo
the chav accents with the cute lil animals is too damn much omg
aive got enuf ketamiin tu floor a hose maeit haow mach du yu wont
That line is what got me
Chav accent?
@@_Suraya_x the accent the kids have, it's a uk thing haha
@@amyisaway7800 im British but theres no such thing as a chav accent, chavs can be from any city in the uk and all their accents arent the same...
‘Being-a-little-prick-itis’ is the best quote from this vid
it sounded like some guy off of Robot Chicken when he said it
I dunno, "I got enough ketamine to floor a horse, mate" is incredible
I'm pretty sure the best quote is "koochy bastard koo".
Itis is the suffix for inflammation, so that means the “Being-A-Little-Prick” is inflamed.
I dunno, just thought that was funny.
Yep.
“Don’t panic, just think.”
*”Did you have tomatoes yesterday?”*
The perfect Ryan Reynolds impression at 1:05 really caught me off-guard.
I feel like this is what Sid from toy story views all his younger sister’s dolls as.
Nah. He just takes them and makes amalgamations of them.
@@HarbingerYT the toy version of Mengele.
@@wumpus976 Mengele was never this creative.
Yep.
1:05
That's my favorite out of all the others. It's so over-the-the-top aggressive.
Couldnt just say 'please do not touch my balloon' had to threaten to smash their teeth out. Nice.
@@darkforestzombie218 and smash their fingers
Thats in the thumbnail-
0:01 "I know shit when I see it Billy. *And this is blood*
This is what I did with my calico critters lol- there was always an orphaned child and a rich kid she met teaming up to solve an unsolved murder 😂
Sounds like a good movie plot though
@@EveningCloudsbatman
I've watched this at least 8 times and I'm pretty sure I smile harder every time.
Thanks so much!
@@GianniMatragrano please make a sequel to this
@@GianniMatragrano don't mind me, just another person wanting a sequel 🐰
1:18 just the pure agony in his voice
I remember wanting these so badly as a kid and this makes me want them again as an adult
0:25 F**k The Police isn't even in F#, it's in A flat minor
well yeah but they’re transposing it
Kid friendly shows
A bunch of guys and girls with dirty minds: time. For humor
@Mizumi Ch. 錦山湖 Any chance you know what the toy set's called?
@@georgelukhava9945 The ones in the video are Calico Critters
@@bio_spark0533 Thank you very much.
@@georgelukhava9945 Of course!
@Mizumi Ch. 錦山湖 I have the advert with the ~ s y l v a n i a n f a m i l i e s s s ~ tune stuck in my head now 💀
1:23 is so adorable omg
"Clive he's at the window again call the police"
thats my favourite part right there
1:28 "no, it's not a home it's a house remember tommy? you're adopted"
OH NOOOOOO THE BAAAABYYY😭😭😭😭
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Their emotionless expressions do all the magic
Yep.
Alternative title:
Guy uses a British accent to voice and narrate calico critters performing suspicious activity
Yep
The actual account was supposed to be british so he had to make the video british
Omg you play msm? I play msm too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"You'll be picking your teeth up with broken fingers" is my favourite threat.
1:39 big steve blum energy from this one
No clue why, but this one has me rolling on the floor, literally. 1:11
How much you want
Probably because it's an innocent child with a terrifyingly deep voice asking if you want ketamine
Honestly, I'm surprised he didn't call it "Ket".
1:14 this is making me wheeze uncontrollably
It's the contrast between something that looks like a cute tiny cat and his deep voice, asking how much drugs do you want that makes it funny.
As a brit I can confirm this is what goes down in our country
"Koochy bastard koo" was the one that actually made me wheeze
I actually had the set at 1:25 and i didn't think i would feel nostagic watching a meme about murder, stalking, cannibalism, cum covered slippers, ketamine etc..
When did the slippers get cum on them??
The mentioning of aiming it at the bucket implies that it’s vomit rather than cum
I thought the slippers one was 💩
(I don’t have a 💩 kink btw)
@@ravenscarlettanis13I thought it was vomit
@@HorseEaterYeah, I thought it was puke too.
the longest 2 minutes of my life
@@Prime501 is madonna still big?
Two minutes well-spent
I was doing push-ups. Thought two minutes wasn’t that long. I am very unathletic.
Worth every second, though.
Yet I need to watch it again.
ForestFr1ends were my introduction to Sylvanian Families. I'm now an adult collector who writes stories about them. Another part of my obsession is taking your brilliant video and splitting up the audio into separate files. I have six or seven email accounts and I use them as ring tones. My eBay purchases are heralded by news of Uncle Geoffrey. Grocery & Amazon shopping has balloons and broken fingers. Great fun.
You said this game got you into Scandinavian Families. Is this a game or did it simply get into interesed in learning about how Scandinavian families tend to live their lives? But if this is a gdme, how do you play? Lol Thanks in advance.
@@FutureRegisteredNurse Hi. No - not families from Scandinavia. The worldwide toy brand Sylvanian Families made by Epoch, known as Calico Critters in the States. The anthropomorphic animal figures in this video. My blog about the Sylvanians who live in a village (and county) called Mellowdene now has 104 stories (to date) and the collection now exceeds a thousand. (It is addictive, but there are worse vices!)
@@stevegreen5552 Really now? Lol. I never heard about them as child. I would of loved having those sets. Thanks for the info. I actually love miniatures and I may buy these for a dollhouse I want to put together. Working with miniatures is such a relaxing hobby.☺️
Seven years and I still want a sequel
"no, joke, I think I've sharted" is just as hilarious the 10th time watching
The toys in these are called sylvanian families, how do I know? My sister has a lot of those toys.
well they really have gone downhill isn't it?
Lol I know because they make a lot of ads about these
In my county, they’re called Calico Critters. Don’t know why they change it in America.
@@JackTWT it's called Sylvanian Families in Italy, too
@@JackTWT you're from which country tho
"To floor a horse" BROKE ME I'M CRYING
What context of flooring are we talking about? Just enough to put it to sleep or kill it? I NEED DETAILS!
@@idontthinktheysawthatcomin6792 floor it as in, stomping on the gas pedal to make the car run fast
@@idontthinktheysawthatcomin6792 probably the latter
Ketamine is by default "the drug people use to make horses go to sleep (and also for recreational use)" and it's gotta be notable enough in quantity/quality to warrant bringing it up
therefore it's probably horse-murder quantities of Vitamin K
I assumed it meant the ketamine supply is so massive it could collapse a horse trying to carry it
@@visualgagging I thought flooring it meant going full throttle, because I thought Ketamine is like cocaine on steroids
God I'm a Sylvanian families collector, not player anymore but this makes me want to play with them again but this time my main household, the squirrell household is as chaotic as this, my new tuxedo cat household and their mansion would also make a good turkish drama
“Is that uncle Geoffrey?”
“It is, well, most of him.”
0:37
When a baby starts crying on a plane
“Is that uncle geoffrey?”
“Yes sweetie, well most of him”
my partner sent this to me knowing my obsession with these little shits during my hyperfixation period with them: gladly come back everytime
"Keith, pass the scissors" is so deep into internet meme lore I just.... *chef kiss*
Ah yes, “The Very Aggressive Friends in the Forest Who Will Commit to Threats They Have Warned You With.” My favorite.
Happy Tree Friends?
This makes me feel an emotion that doesn’t exist
Same
Humber
F e a r
Parfam
"Piss off, ironside, I'm on my lunch" my new catchphrase.
Word cannot describe how badly I want this to be turned into a stop motion animation
0:51 this is the best one.
these were my inner thoughts when I played with calico critters lmao
1:25 i feel like he's a victium of this video's unbridled chaos
This reminds me of my partner.
They're cute on the outside but on the inside, they choose violence so many times.
Are you okay
Incredible
@@taylorslade8080 Fine and dandy. c:
@@Gemidoriwhats this giant red flag doing here
Sounds hella gay
This video is 4 years old, yet it still holds up today. Good job
Real talk, this man sounds like Steven Blum when he's in an American accent, that shit is hard to recreate!
I love the idea that all of these toys are in like the same town and they all fucking despise each other
0:34 has to be one of my favorites
1:29
*"mum am I adopted?" Intensifies*
5 years ago.
"Yes!"
@@pee_man_probably_real why yes, did you not know that forest friends are eldritch creatures who can quite easily predict the future?
@@pee_man_probably_real “Oh…”
No joke, whenever I played with these at the time this is what the dialogue sounded like.
7 years old but still gold
0:14 I feel this one and the next are the same case
And even the one before
1:29 I laughed too hard at this.
Digging the British postal voice
“I know sh!t when I see it, Billy”
“No, it’s not a home it’s a house remember Tommy? You’re adopted”
ok but why is "Who wants to go dogging" delivered so perfectly
I used to love these dolls when I was a kid, they were so cute and the playsets were so very detailed and practically realistic! It was almost like a mini world filled with adorable little critter families and I had so much fun playing with them! 😍
I loved these toys as a kid! Very Happy Tree Friends of this Twitter account.
those are fhe most adorable toys. I wish they eere around when I was a kid
*"I got enough ketamine to floor a horse mate, how much you want?"*
Enough ketamine to floor a horse, please
Enough to make a horse run backwards