I'm at my breaking point with Star Wars

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  • Опубліковано 20 кві 2024
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  • @thecatbehindtheslaughter2244
    @thecatbehindtheslaughter2244 Місяць тому +2778

    Legend has it she owes a massive debt to jabba
    This is a subtle reference to the exorbitant price of the game

    • @historicflame972
      @historicflame972 Місяць тому +13

      YKW facts ahh

    • @archithrough
      @archithrough Місяць тому +71

      If you buy the season pass you also get the 5 hours of Jabba s x scene as everyone requested it

    • @calebdavis5428
      @calebdavis5428 Місяць тому +11

      @@archithrough ...maybe that makes it wor... >.>

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 Місяць тому +7

      @@archithrough
      Well can't put a price on that

    • @WackyEncapsulatedFruitCup
      @WackyEncapsulatedFruitCup Місяць тому +6

      at least they let us pay Jabba back with other means than credits!

  • @Flameshot_
    @Flameshot_ Місяць тому +1641

    "I simply want to be free" my exact words when I saw the prices

    • @bulldawgslays3724
      @bulldawgslays3724 Місяць тому +2

      Base game is 70. That’s standard

    • @sync9072
      @sync9072 Місяць тому

      ​@@bulldawgslays3724you think 70 usd is std price for AAA games

    • @palgarr4506
      @palgarr4506 Місяць тому +11

      ​@bulldawgslays3724 Yeah that's the new standard that's fine-ish but AU$200 (US$130 i think) for a "Ultimate" edition that feels like a Deluxe edition is wild.

    • @BatoruKosakku
      @BatoruKosakku Місяць тому +7

      Hey' it's not a AAA Game.
      It's a "AAAA" Game.

  • @kurostern2527
    @kurostern2527 Місяць тому +3170

    The droid with a trenchcoat should have been the main protagonist, way more unique than the genderswap Han Solo.

    • @thechroniclegamer4285
      @thechroniclegamer4285 Місяць тому +214

      Bro can’t handle women lmao

    • @Azog47x
      @Azog47x Місяць тому

      I​@@thechroniclegamer4285

    • @Azog47x
      @Azog47x Місяць тому +328

      It'd be interesting to see the droids perspective on the war and everything

    • @boishutyoahhup
      @boishutyoahhup Місяць тому

      ​@thechroniclegamer4285 just tired of woke bullshit*

    • @monkfish1
      @monkfish1 Місяць тому +606

      ​@@thechroniclegamer4285it is just gender swap han solo tho

  • @kurostern2527
    @kurostern2527 Місяць тому +2083

    Current day Star Wars and Ubisoft together, what a recipe for disaster.

    • @KelgorothTheFinalShape
      @KelgorothTheFinalShape Місяць тому +11

      Ubisoft and Star Wars are good though

    • @tiltedwater
      @tiltedwater Місяць тому +167

      @@KelgorothTheFinalShape that's a funny joke

    • @coldkush
      @coldkush Місяць тому +72

      @@KelgorothTheFinalShape your funny are you a clown?

    • @omikis2082
      @omikis2082 Місяць тому +32

      ​@@KelgorothTheFinalShapelmao

    • @aaronputhalath2778
      @aaronputhalath2778 Місяць тому +13

      @@tiltedwater SW fans when opinion:

  • @crispycracker5103
    @crispycracker5103 Місяць тому +956

    She's gonna find tanalorr

    • @onejediboi
      @onejediboi Місяць тому +78

      No it’s mine

    • @NobelTheKnave
      @NobelTheKnave Місяць тому +69

      @@onejediboiTANALORR IS MINE

    • @SirTacoVr
      @SirTacoVr Місяць тому +17

      @@onejediboiI called dibs first

    • @Korgano
      @Korgano Місяць тому +25

      They’re setting up the Tanalor cinematic gaming universe.

    • @rq4740
      @rq4740 Місяць тому +5

      TANALORR

  • @historicflame972
    @historicflame972 Місяць тому +1212

    Rather than how ugly a character looks, the real reason to be mad about the game is that a Jabba the Hutt mission in a game called Star Wars OUTLAWS is only available with a Season Pass

    • @notobi-wan8344
      @notobi-wan8344 Місяць тому +23

      I honestly think this complain got way out of hand. Is 130 dollars crazy and disgusting price? Yes absolutely. But people act like its only way to meet Jabba. What i understand its just 1 mission from him. There is other missions from him included in base game

    • @notobi-wan8344
      @notobi-wan8344 Місяць тому

      Of course if im wrong then fuck them

    • @moonrabbit2334
      @moonrabbit2334 Місяць тому

      ​@@notobi-wan8344How about you stop sucking their D

    • @flame_zzl
      @flame_zzl Місяць тому +184

      @@notobi-wan8344 I don't care how much content is locked behind the paywall, but a day one dlc in any shape or form is disgusting, I will not be buying

    • @notobi-wan8344
      @notobi-wan8344 Місяць тому +10

      @@flame_zzl I agree with that. Im just saying people blew that up way too much. Like original comment made it sound like only Jabba mission is locked behind paywall. Although im ready to say im wrong if that is indeed case

  • @stopmotion7715
    @stopmotion7715 Місяць тому +328

    I can't wait for the hidden reveal that she had force powers, and with the season pass you can unlock the skill tree for a lightsaber. 70 bucks to become a mere imitation of Cal.

    • @krajicsek13
      @krajicsek13 Місяць тому +50

      And later they give her a show nobody asked for

    • @tedflips1501
      @tedflips1501 Місяць тому +6

      Disney:wallarhi, we are cooked.

  • @Ivan_Berni
    @Ivan_Berni Місяць тому +369

    -Hey babe, can we get Star Wars 1313
    -We already have 1313 at home
    1313 at home:

    • @hopfinatorischerkuchenkrieger
      @hopfinatorischerkuchenkrieger Місяць тому +11

      Why did you have to open that wound again!?

    • @jiffbombastic3694
      @jiffbombastic3694 Місяць тому +12

      We are in the darkest timeline...

    • @ultraviolet540
      @ultraviolet540 Місяць тому +1

      This :(

    • @Jaymo00
      @Jaymo00 Місяць тому +1

      I thought the same exact thing. they had the opportunity to bring back 1313 but immediately made it so bland and forgettable

  • @m5mas
    @m5mas Місяць тому +205

    Zanny : “Let him cook chat, let him cook”
    Also Zanny : “I don’t know how much more ‘let him cook’ i have left chat”

  • @lasonris8934
    @lasonris8934 Місяць тому +299

    When disney and ubisoft meet we all sigh in disappointment

  • @marzialalfonzocanada888
    @marzialalfonzocanada888 Місяць тому +185

    " All I want is to live free "
    unfortunately for you dear MC you're in a ubisoft game you'll spend you're entire life going from point A to point B to do a thing a random NPC wants you to do to unlock a thingamajig you'll need to progress the story

    • @huggebugg3694
      @huggebugg3694 Місяць тому +7

      And climbing towers to unlock parts of the map just so you can better take in how devoid the open world is of actual content

    • @marzialalfonzocanada888
      @marzialalfonzocanada888 Місяць тому +11

      @@huggebugg3694 and killing x amount of creatures to upgrade your backpack capacity

    • @Guillidan
      @Guillidan Місяць тому

      @@marzialalfonzocanada888 If you haven't learned the definition of "insanity" in Far Cry 3, then I'm afraid you will never learn it here.

    • @marzialalfonzocanada888
      @marzialalfonzocanada888 Місяць тому

      @@Guillidan why would I? Last ubisoft game I played was AC Odyssey 🤣 haven't touched any ubisoft game in years

  • @thereishaironyourscreen2991
    @thereishaironyourscreen2991 Місяць тому +550

    Maul is dead at this point we can’t have any fun

    • @raidenmetalgear3572
      @raidenmetalgear3572 Місяць тому +166

      what about his secret cousin Marth Daul

    • @thereishaironyourscreen2991
      @thereishaironyourscreen2991 Місяць тому +81

      @@raidenmetalgear3572 only if he’s played by Danny Devito

    • @aaronputhalath2778
      @aaronputhalath2778 Місяць тому +23

      Why would you want him to come back? Everyone complained about Ventress coming back. Besides, Maul's death in Rebels was one of the best scenes in all of SW.

    • @cameronh2457
      @cameronh2457 Місяць тому +4

      I hate the fact that your pfp got me

    • @thedoomslayer108_YT
      @thedoomslayer108_YT Місяць тому +10

      Spoilers for Season 3 of Star Wars Rebels:
      In S3 E20 "Twin Suns," Maul finally fought Obi-Wan Kenobi again on Tatooine after Ezra left to find a way back home. After a brief duel, Kenobi sliced through Maul's lightsaber and fatally wounded him through the heart.
      After one of Maul's final words, "He will avenge us," he died in Obi-Wan Kenobi's arms.

  • @fliPant559
    @fliPant559 Місяць тому +304

    Paying 100 dollars to not even 'own' the game- yet another reason to stop buying ubisoft games

    • @ThreadBareHope1234
      @ThreadBareHope1234 Місяць тому

      Which is why Ubisoft making the next Jedi game gives me dread. (Sorry to remind you guys of that).

    • @OrionDawn15
      @OrionDawn15 Місяць тому +2

      @@ThreadBareHope1234 Wait, they are?

    • @ThreadBareHope1234
      @ThreadBareHope1234 Місяць тому +4

      @OrionDawn15 I think so. EA's contract was expired, and an article said it would go to Ubisoft. And because of how Assassin's Creed Mirage was (good visuals, mid story, and sh^t dialogue) and that statement from Ubisoft that "gamers need to be fine with not owning their perchases" it will likely suck in a few areas. I just hope they keep the old directors and writers.

    • @OrionDawn15
      @OrionDawn15 Місяць тому +5

      @@ThreadBareHope1234 I doubt that'll happen. Well, it was nice knowing this franchise. It was already in the gutter, but I won't forget what good it did give us.

    • @ThreadBareHope1234
      @ThreadBareHope1234 Місяць тому

      @OrionDawn15 Things could change. I won't get my hopes up that Ubi will despense a banger, but yeah im about done with Dtar Wars too. Genuinely not sure why I keep checking in

  • @SpamSide_B
    @SpamSide_B Місяць тому +117

    The whole talk about wanting freedom made me realize this trailer might just be playing up cliches and the actual game story might just be a lot more hollow.

    • @zachrohler1047
      @zachrohler1047 Місяць тому +20

      Its ubisoft lmao.

    • @SirTacoVr
      @SirTacoVr Місяць тому +15

      She’s gonna find the one piece

    • @fuc_dis_planet_imfinnagoto154
      @fuc_dis_planet_imfinnagoto154 Місяць тому

      She gonna find the dragons’ balls

    • @pain002
      @pain002 Місяць тому +4

      Their last good story was fkn assassins creed 2 😂

    • @TheFirstCurse1
      @TheFirstCurse1 Місяць тому +3

      ​@@pain002That's not true at all. ACIII, Black Flag, Origins and Odyssey had great stories.

  • @thejoabear
    @thejoabear Місяць тому +55

    2:36 "The Outer Rim is a dangerous place." PTSD flashbacks to Dathomir "This is a deadly, dangerous place."

  • @sorenmarx1245
    @sorenmarx1245 Місяць тому +404

    Game costs 3x hell divers and is gonna give a quarter of the content, but star wars fans are doomed to get shit content forever cause we keep buying it

    • @vladislavivanov2334
      @vladislavivanov2334 Місяць тому +17

      There good times before it all went to shit. Before the EAmpire (and Disney as well)

    • @fearoc2613
      @fearoc2613 Місяць тому +3

      Me when I spread misinformation

    • @bulldawgslays3724
      @bulldawgslays3724 Місяць тому

      You’re math is shit. Also Helldivers is multiplayer. Outlaws is single player. 70/40 is 1.75

    • @mis8866
      @mis8866 Місяць тому +12

      only some of you buy it, i wont be buying this, i refuse to spend anything over 100dollars NZD.
      this game is 140NZD lmao
      no one in the world should pay anything over 100nzd for ANY video game.

    • @franlovelsimic8421
      @franlovelsimic8421 Місяць тому +2

      So... stop buying it?

  • @LunrFox
    @LunrFox Місяць тому +174

    The price for the new game is actually just insane.
    Shame people are still going to buy it. They always do.

    • @historicflame972
      @historicflame972 Місяць тому +4

      Sayu from Genshin Impact

    • @archithrough
      @archithrough Місяць тому

      Mr Genshin if you also buy the season pass you get the Jabba mission and 5 hours of sex scene with him like you wanted

    • @oXRaptorzXo
      @oXRaptorzXo Місяць тому +8

      You can get the game for 70 dollars which is the normal price. The other options are whatever

    • @oXRaptorzXo
      @oXRaptorzXo Місяць тому +1

      You can get the game for 70 dollars which is the normal price. The other options are whatever

    • @oXRaptorzXo
      @oXRaptorzXo Місяць тому +1

      You can get the game for 70 dollars which is the normal price. The other options are whatever

  • @KMD_362rd
    @KMD_362rd Місяць тому +386

    No Zanny, This one we have to skip. For your own good.

    • @themelon_1785
      @themelon_1785 Місяць тому +100

      "I played Star Wars Outlaws so You Don't Have To"

    • @KMD_362rd
      @KMD_362rd Місяць тому +19

      @@themelon_1785 For real, I can sense.
      “Something not right”

    • @Mr_Callahan
      @Mr_Callahan Місяць тому +26

      but its tradition for zanny to play ubisoft games so we dont have to

    • @Subpar1O1
      @Subpar1O1 Місяць тому +7

      "I bought Star Wars Outlaws because you didn't want to"

    • @fearoc2613
      @fearoc2613 Місяць тому

      Hell no this is day one

  • @AdeptKing
    @AdeptKing Місяць тому +12

    “Please don’t suck!” That’s how I feel whenever anything Star Wars related that sounds interesting comes out.

  • @istvanpalanki5316
    @istvanpalanki5316 Місяць тому +31

    it's crazy that they had to make a random new character when they had Phee Genoa from Bad Batch, fitting the role perfectly

    • @GonzaloAhumadaCastro-jr5sj
      @GonzaloAhumadaCastro-jr5sj Місяць тому +8

      Oh my god...that would have been awesome, Phee started as a "meh" character but she's been growing in us season 3, why not using her? Her whole episode in S2 with the zeffo stuff was boring af...but because it was in the bad batch show, but a game of seeking relicks? Some Tomb Rider stuff in star wars with Phee? IT'S A GOOD IDEA MAN

    • @TheFirstCurse1
      @TheFirstCurse1 Місяць тому

      No please! I hate her so much! She's by far the worst character in that show. I hope she dies before the end or I'm going to be pissed.

    • @Enigma75614
      @Enigma75614 Місяць тому

      That character is shit. She’s the definition of a token diversity character.

    • @Enigma75614
      @Enigma75614 Місяць тому +1

      @@GonzaloAhumadaCastro-jr5sjWhat do you mean? She’s the definition of the token Black woman that writers add now to check a box.

    • @OrionDawn15
      @OrionDawn15 Місяць тому +3

      Hell, if they wanted to make a random new character I would've killed to play as that Commando Droid in the trench coat, he looks so badass and way more interesting than the protag we got.

  • @murkymars804
    @murkymars804 Місяць тому +62

    Ubisoft says this is the first open world star War game as if fallen order and survivor don't exist.

    • @runthejudes
      @runthejudes Місяць тому +30

      yeah but those are more like semi-open world with linear paths like god of war 2018, whereas i think this is meant to be more like assassins creed or far cry open world

    • @flap.d.jack247
      @flap.d.jack247 Місяць тому +18

      Those aren't open world games

    • @rodrigobogado8756
      @rodrigobogado8756 Місяць тому +6

      Those are not really open world but the SW mmo games are open world and also you can say the Kotor games are open world

    • @fearoc2613
      @fearoc2613 Місяць тому +1

      Not really open world in the more literal format

    • @PickledShark
      @PickledShark Місяць тому +1

      Bro, you’re literally stuck on a rail obstacle course for 90% of those two games.

  • @blythepineda9929
    @blythepineda9929 Місяць тому +4

    "I hired you because you're one of the best hunters in the galaxy."
    (Immediately gets her ass kicked by the trenchcoat commando droid)

  • @Bigmaaaaan
    @Bigmaaaaan Місяць тому +29

    I guess the real Star Wars Outlaws were the friends we made along the way

  • @fallenhero4550
    @fallenhero4550 Місяць тому +6

    An Open Galaxy game where you play as a smuggler and they don't let you create your own character, such as missed opportunity.

  • @sepvanharten9102
    @sepvanharten9102 Місяць тому +48

    They really couldn’t let us play as a badass merciless mercenary.

    • @PanCakeFace
      @PanCakeFace Місяць тому +6

      games not out yet

    • @fuc_dis_planet_imfinnagoto154
      @fuc_dis_planet_imfinnagoto154 Місяць тому +6

      Play swtor

    • @owenmahan2854
      @owenmahan2854 Місяць тому +3

      @@fuc_dis_planet_imfinnagoto154That game looks dated. Haven’t played it but we need something new that’s good.

    • @OrionDawn15
      @OrionDawn15 Місяць тому

      @@fuc_dis_planet_imfinnagoto154 The gameplay is ass, I need something actually engaging.

  • @nagisa3523
    @nagisa3523 Місяць тому +14

    You know I would pay for it IF I COULD PLAY AS THE COMMANDO DROID
    They’re my favourite droids 😭

    • @OrionDawn15
      @OrionDawn15 Місяць тому +1

      They had it, goddammit. An interesting and really cool looking character, and instead they chose to tick a box rather than be creative. I'd probably pay to play as him if this game wasn't overpriced already.

  • @salmonmon1392
    @salmonmon1392 Місяць тому +27

    For the love of god dont pre order 😂

    • @rq4740
      @rq4740 Місяць тому +3

      “Yeah, what I saw in this dogꜱhit trailer is worth $130 of my money today”

  • @Halosrighthand
    @Halosrighthand Місяць тому +8

    "So I'm gonna risk it all" If I'm understanding right, she doesn't have much to risk to begin with..? Being a scoundrel who nomads with a droid, its not really like being an exiled Jedi who has to live in hiding lol

    • @aca347
      @aca347 Місяць тому +2

      yeah but "I'm gonna risk it all" is a cool stock phrase and that makes me wanna pay money you see

  • @JustAtomlc
    @JustAtomlc Місяць тому +31

    The Darthmaul boss fight is soon to be found…

    • @TheFirstCurse1
      @TheFirstCurse1 Місяць тому +4

      Darth Maul has been dead for a while at this point.

    • @JustAtomlc
      @JustAtomlc Місяць тому

      @@TheFirstCurse1 Shhhh

    • @ultraviolet540
      @ultraviolet540 Місяць тому

      Taron Malicos lowkey should’ve been Maul

    • @JustAtomlc
      @JustAtomlc Місяць тому

      Zanny liked this comment but I misspelled Darthmaul so I edited it taking Zanny like😢

  • @coollutz
    @coollutz Місяць тому +9

    First rule: never expect anything good when you See Ubisoft

  • @brettregan9212
    @brettregan9212 Місяць тому +6

    Zanny, sees any bald black woman: "Ikora!"

  • @linorodriguez3678
    @linorodriguez3678 Місяць тому +26

    I'm here looking for uncharted guy

    • @reborngreatnesss5712
      @reborngreatnesss5712 Місяць тому

      Well keep on looking it ain’t time soon

    • @linorodriguez3678
      @linorodriguez3678 Місяць тому

      @reborngreatnesss5712 false! He arrived 40 sec. After I posted the world is healing ❤️

  • @Slacker28
    @Slacker28 Місяць тому +46

    wait until he finds out the pass and Jabba mission costs $30 extra.

    • @Double-R-Nothing
      @Double-R-Nothing Місяць тому +1

      One mission. One optional mission. Jabba and his other stuff is available at base

    • @Slacker28
      @Slacker28 Місяць тому +10

      @@Double-R-Nothing One optional mission available at the games launch that they could include but charge you and extra $30 on top of the games price.

    • @Double-R-Nothing
      @Double-R-Nothing Місяць тому

      @@Slacker28 Doesn't that 30 also include the season pass and additional skins? That seems to add up

    • @Slacker28
      @Slacker28 Місяць тому +13

      @@Double-R-Nothing a season pass in a single player game?

    • @Double-R-Nothing
      @Double-R-Nothing Місяць тому

      @Slacker28 Plenty of single player games have season passes for story expansions. Spider-Man PS4 comes to mind for one example.
      Also, you're changing your argument from "this shouldn't cost $30" to "single player games shouldn't have season passes"

  • @Klespyrian
    @Klespyrian Місяць тому +36

    Disney doesn't deserve your benefit of the doubt.

  • @darksideorseid6300
    @darksideorseid6300 Місяць тому +57

    5:45 Oh Zanny, *ZANNY ZANNY ZANNY,* that's what we've all said about Kenobi Ahsoka, Mando s3, and BOBA, and LOOK where that got us my Filipino-Friend.

    • @krajicsek13
      @krajicsek13 Місяць тому +5

      What about Bad Batch that doesn't feel that bad

    • @jimmybob5541
      @jimmybob5541 Місяць тому +13

      @@krajicsek13it’s animated so it doesn’t count those are always good

    • @darksideorseid6300
      @darksideorseid6300 Місяць тому +3

      @@krajicsek13 they're trying desperately to link with Palps resurrection. Granted when they don't do that it's awesome but I see what they're trying to do

    • @JustapErson
      @JustapErson Місяць тому +4

      I really don't get how he can look at this and not expect a repeat of the others. The others at least looked good with the trailers, acolyte and outlaws look awful from the get go.

    • @Enigma75614
      @Enigma75614 Місяць тому

      @@krajicsek13Bad Batch season 3 is complete ass.

  • @jj_grabes
    @jj_grabes Місяць тому +16

    This game to me just seems fine and that's it. Plus I'm a weird SW fan and don't usually find myself super interested in non-Jedi/Sith focused stories (I have a space wizard bias).

    • @Jedishill680
      @Jedishill680 Місяць тому +6

      Same here I enjoy star wars for its space wizard stuff, other sci fi in my opinion does normal people better

    • @jj_grabes
      @jj_grabes Місяць тому +1

      @@Jedishill680 There's still non Jedi Sith characters I really enjoy (Cad Bade, Chewbacca and R2 to name a few), but the Jedi and Sith are pretty much the driving forces of the series, so I always cared about them more. It's why I haven't really been interested in a lot of Disney's media combined with not really being a TV show guy save Tales of the Jedi or Sith.

    • @Jedishill680
      @Jedishill680 Місяць тому +1

      @jj_grabes tales of the jedi is pretty well done, the upcoming tales of the empire looks interesting especially the bariss stuff

    • @ultraviolet540
      @ultraviolet540 Місяць тому

      @@Jedishill680try watching Deep Space Nine, it’s amazing

  • @carterskindle7086
    @carterskindle7086 Місяць тому +5

    Trench coat commando droid actually looks so badass. If we can't play as him I'm not interested.

  • @DarkSouls2_Enjoyer
    @DarkSouls2_Enjoyer 29 днів тому +4

    Entire gaming community gonna become Star Wars: Pirates

  • @SonOfLaughter07
    @SonOfLaughter07 Місяць тому +2

    "we need the best ship" picks a literal square.

  • @a_seanboi1318
    @a_seanboi1318 Місяць тому +38

    The voice acting is madame web levels of not giving a shit 💀

    • @UchihaOokami2596
      @UchihaOokami2596 Місяць тому +10

      Exactly. The shit was so blatant through the entire thing. Just flat and bored delivery.

    • @ultraviolet540
      @ultraviolet540 Місяць тому +2

      Imagine if we could pick from 12+ species, and have an unvoiced protagonist? Most aliens don’t speak English (basic) anyway.

    • @unionblue21
      @unionblue21 Місяць тому +1

      @@ultraviolet540I get they wanna make canon stories but god we haven’t had a true rpg set in Star Wars for a long ass time.

  • @cravensword4769
    @cravensword4769 Місяць тому +4

    He mentioned Maul not being in the game, but if Han is frozen then Maul is long dead.

  • @caz_bnt
    @caz_bnt Місяць тому +12

    the way she looks like a high-res version of the thunderbirds or team america

  • @bigpuppyshoes5033
    @bigpuppyshoes5033 Місяць тому +8

    Haven’t bought a Ubisoft game in years, gonna keep it that way

  • @bradowarrior
    @bradowarrior Місяць тому +11

    Brawlhalla has a Darth maul SKIN

  • @infractal5033
    @infractal5033 Місяць тому +7

    I swear some of the buildings are just ripped from Beyond Good and Evil 2.
    Classic Ubisoft, can't even finish a project without ruining another.

  • @sirkensington2269
    @sirkensington2269 Місяць тому +9

    Zanny: let them cook!
    Me: what’s there to cook?

    • @JustapErson
      @JustapErson Місяць тому +4

      When your friend keeps putting uncooked meat on a table and giving it to you, and you keep eating it and throwing up and regretting it, you gotta stop eating food that friend gives you.

    • @ultraviolet540
      @ultraviolet540 Місяць тому

      @@JustapErsongreat analogy (not sarcasm)

    • @btchiaintkidding7837
      @btchiaintkidding7837 Місяць тому

      ​@@JustapErson
      gobbling ur friends meat f"ing raw is lowkey Geh af ngzl

  • @hudsonmayne8702
    @hudsonmayne8702 Місяць тому +4

    Me when I live free or die hard in star wars

  • @TheSpongyMallard
    @TheSpongyMallard Місяць тому +3

    It's so kind of Ubisoft to give everyone a taste of the Jabba the Hut mission in this trailer.

    • @ultraviolet540
      @ultraviolet540 Місяць тому

      He doesn’t even look that good tbh, he looked graphically better in the Hutt contracts from Battlefront 2015

  • @wolfatron3980
    @wolfatron3980 Місяць тому +26

    And they slotted the game in the slim time frame when han solo is a peice of furniture, instead of having it be before the og trilogy and possibly having some good fun with han. At this point i wouldnt be supprised if the main character could interact with han in carbonite just to shit talk him

    • @SCP--zj7xy
      @SCP--zj7xy Місяць тому +3

      I disagree. While this game does look garbage, there is a whole year between V and VI. not a slim time frame. Also it is a barely explored time frame in canon as opposed to between III and IV, where like everything is set.

    • @TheFirstCurse1
      @TheFirstCurse1 Місяць тому +7

      I vastly disagree. The time period between Empire Strikes Back and Return Of The Jedi is extremely unexplored. An entire year went by and a lot of stuff happened. It's a perfect era for the game.

  • @jessepinkman9445
    @jessepinkman9445 Місяць тому +22

    Ubisoft -derogatory!!!

  • @gabmoreno280
    @gabmoreno280 Місяць тому +1

    it looks like it takes place around episode 3 close to the events of episode 4 in which Maul isn't part of the syndicate around that time due to the events in Rebels S2-4

  • @staticplays1871
    @staticplays1871 Місяць тому +2

    failure is the greatest teacher. looks like Zanny learned from battle font.

  • @Kaisaccountt
    @Kaisaccountt Місяць тому +4

    Not even surprised. When I saw Ubisoft was making this game I had zero expectations.

  • @paulharrison6568
    @paulharrison6568 Місяць тому +3

    I bet all the Jedi in acolyte are gonna be killed and that way there’s no witnesses for the Jedi to know that the sith returned

  • @Piece_0f_Cake
    @Piece_0f_Cake 29 днів тому +2

    Nobody’s going to talk about how her pet is just an axolotl 😂

  • @flamsey
    @flamsey Місяць тому

    Im just happy at how good that jabba model looks.

  • @webzentertainment
    @webzentertainment Місяць тому +6

    7:24 this is the only real part that concerns me. I’m getting flashbacks to the 2014-2018 era of the gaming industry where companies would be announcing expansions and other dlc before the game has even released. And in reality most of the time those expansions were simply just content deliberately cut from the base game cough cough DESTINY cough cough

  • @Dpickles
    @Dpickles Місяць тому +4

    Jedi Survivor has been the only good recent Star Wars content. Can't wait for Jedi 3

    • @ultraviolet540
      @ultraviolet540 Місяць тому +2

      100% agree- Andor is great too but I’ve canceled my Disney+, and frankly I’d just rather rewatch Deep Space Nine

  • @bust448
    @bust448 Місяць тому

    A game needs to be made about starting as a mandalorian foundling. You slowly gain access to more gadgets and weapons depending on what skills and class you focus on.

  • @ethanpayne7469
    @ethanpayne7469 Місяць тому +4

    its less todo with star wars and more todo with ubisoft lol

  • @aced4fun
    @aced4fun Місяць тому +12

    I gave up on star wars like a year ago how are people still holding out for this stuff

    • @OhayouEdboy
      @OhayouEdboy Місяць тому +3

      Gave up on Star Wars a long time ago. Gundam is my best friend now. Hasn't let me down yet, and if it does I still got like 10 other great Gundam shows I've yet to watch/read.

    • @ultraviolet540
      @ultraviolet540 Місяць тому +3

      @@OhayouEdboyI’ve converted over to Star Trek 😂 - it’s honestly better imo

  • @RezaQin
    @RezaQin Місяць тому +4

    Sad, how far Star Wars has fallen. Well, at least there's always the Despecialized Editions...

  • @lt3746
    @lt3746 Місяць тому +1

    “Maybe she owes a debt to Jabba so she can live free”
    Hm, where have I seen this before… 🤔

  • @DoorTechnicianRick
    @DoorTechnicianRick Місяць тому +2

    We're going to have to climb so many towers to unlock the full map 😂

  • @arozinos863
    @arozinos863 Місяць тому +6

    Remember, there are always the old Legends books and comics. And they are great.

  • @Rendark
    @Rendark Місяць тому +102

    Hot take but in a game about smugglers and the criminal underworld, I don't want to play a 14 year old girl with a cartoon monkey.

    • @flame_zzl
      @flame_zzl Місяць тому +62

      coldest take i've heard about this game, ffs give us a character creator where you can choose your race or even be a droid is it too much to ask

    • @kodo2795
      @kodo2795 Місяць тому +54

      @@flame_zzl fr bro the amount of star wars games that create a beautiful setting and fill it with cool aliens and droids and then force you to play as John Q. Human is fucking insaaaane

    • @flame_zzl
      @flame_zzl Місяць тому +21

      @@kodo2795 last star wars game I played that let me choose my race was SWTOR

    • @MintBunHunter
      @MintBunHunter Місяць тому

      This is not the case. If the game is going to be good, noone will voice such complaints. If it will be bad, there will be better arguments to shit on it. Most likely the last

    • @Shayman94
      @Shayman94 Місяць тому +17

      They tried to make fem Han Solo without any of his charm. This game gon flop.

  • @khalilhabermann2271
    @khalilhabermann2271 Місяць тому

    The animation for Kay's face when she's talking just looks like the :face_with_tongue: emoji to me.

  • @insertusername7253
    @insertusername7253 Місяць тому

    Mom driving her space Buick lmao

  • @JojokimVT
    @JojokimVT Місяць тому +4

    Wait... the Death troopers were a thing inbetween Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi? Thought all of them died in Rogue One

    • @darthmeta6445
      @darthmeta6445 Місяць тому

      They're the Darth Maul of Imperial troopers: always available when you need to bring the fans back to make a buck...

    • @btchiaintkidding7837
      @btchiaintkidding7837 Місяць тому

      "Somehow... the de@th troopers returned"

  • @TheBigFlex_
    @TheBigFlex_ Місяць тому +4

    I wonder, what will be the next big thing after Star Wars?

    • @702Jamy
      @702Jamy Місяць тому

      Lucas Film going into adminstration hopefully, go woke, go broke fuckers.

    • @Yuri144Shambles
      @Yuri144Shambles Місяць тому +3

      you mean what is happening now with dune?
      Or warhammer if they start adapting their lore, and if they do it correctly?

    • @runthejudes
      @runthejudes Місяць тому

      @@Yuri144Shamblesdune doesnt hold a candle to star wars and never will. boring asf compared to star wars

    • @rodrigobogado8756
      @rodrigobogado8756 Місяць тому +1

      @@Yuri144Shambles Dune it's great but i don't think it has much to "expand" like SW, maybe Warhammer or we may get lucky and companies start to capitalize less popular franchises like The Expanse, Firefly, etc

  • @avery4149
    @avery4149 Місяць тому

    I am surprised the head of Ubisoft is not sitting amongst the other crime bosses for the price they are attempting to charge us for and could rip it out of our hands years later when they deemed it “too expensive” to even exist.

  • @FenrirNox
    @FenrirNox Місяць тому

    I try to looka at it like this, the more blunders like this we go through, the closer we are to KOTOR 3, Jedi Knight 3, Force Unleashed 3... they're gonna have to make them eventually after all of this fails.

  • @madg510
    @madg510 Місяць тому +6

    The idea of a star wars heist game sounds cool. If only anyone other than ubisoft was making it.

    • @Rain-Man915
      @Rain-Man915 Місяць тому +3

      I bet Rockstar would nail it.

    • @Lumbagogaming
      @Lumbagogaming Місяць тому +1

      @@Rain-Man915a Red Dead like game in the Starwars universe would be sick

  • @jdg1251
    @jdg1251 Місяць тому +6

    Been at my breaking point with sw since episode 8 honestly

    • @jdg1251
      @jdg1251 Місяць тому

      and/or since eabf1 and/or since they cancelled bf3

    • @SCP--zj7xy
      @SCP--zj7xy Місяць тому +4

      Episode 8 is arguably the worst piece of canon star wars media ever.

    • @IIMiikexDII
      @IIMiikexDII Місяць тому +5

      My breaking point was when Disney attempted to say "there's no source material to go on" after declaring the Expanded Universe is no longer canon. Every star wars fan I've met still considers it canon. That was before Ep 7, and Ep7 ended up being trash because of it.

  • @misaeltorres5594
    @misaeltorres5594 Місяць тому

    “Sid in God of War”
    WATCHED

  • @ryanmorris986
    @ryanmorris986 Місяць тому +1

    So as for darth maul not being there, this game is set after episode 5 so yeah he is collecting sand on tatooine

  • @Raichiro
    @Raichiro Місяць тому +2

    No tales of the empire reaction :(

  • @pete-ot4nu
    @pete-ot4nu Місяць тому +8

    ZANNY I BEAR GREAT NEWS FROM THE KING!
    The king declares that you, Sir Zanny (the cheddar knight) have been called to arms in Kingdom Come Deliverance II (the game was announced weeks ago)

  • @kobeapatu9009
    @kobeapatu9009 Місяць тому

    the ultimate edition is $220 in my country which i think is the same that ubisoft gives hteir employees yearly

  • @smoothlettuce940
    @smoothlettuce940 Місяць тому

    makes me think of 1313 and what we could have had

  • @atomicdestroyer8068
    @atomicdestroyer8068 Місяць тому +35

    Star Wars try to make a decent game challenge **IMPOSSIBLE‼️

    • @luca_lwls
      @luca_lwls Місяць тому +22

      I mean Fallen Order and Survivor were really good except for stability

    • @Mrloophole
      @Mrloophole Місяць тому +4

      ​@@luca_lwls The Stability was perfect on Console but sadly not on PC.

    • @sovereignsigma9553
      @sovereignsigma9553 Місяць тому +3

      @@Mrloopholethat was just on launch, I personally wouldn’t hold it against them TOO much.

    • @oXRaptorzXo
      @oXRaptorzXo Місяць тому +2

      Jedi franchise?

    • @Mrloophole
      @Mrloophole Місяць тому

      @@sovereignsigma9553 Oh yeah I don't really care about it at all.

  • @WackyEncapsulatedFruitCup
    @WackyEncapsulatedFruitCup Місяць тому +6

    Ubisoft AND Disney? Season pass in a story game? You could regrow the Garden Of Eden with all that manure!

    • @General..Grievous
      @General..Grievous Місяць тому +3

      Nah, we're returning earth to the triassic period with that much manure

  • @LordAngrylettuce
    @LordAngrylettuce Місяць тому +1

    Don´t preorder, don´t give into temptation, we can´t let the dark side win

  • @Fork1
    @Fork1 Місяць тому

    Crimson Dawn were at the meeting and this takes place in between Ep. 4-5. Darth Maul died before Ep. 4.

  • @Sinner828
    @Sinner828 Місяць тому +4

    Wouldve been better if u could create ur own character

  • @S4NDSY
    @S4NDSY Місяць тому +20

    Day 16 of politely asking zanny to play sleeping dogs

    • @Steel799
      @Steel799 Місяць тому

      That would be cool.

    • @thekhoifish0146
      @thekhoifish0146 Місяць тому +4

      Day 1 of politely asking Zanny to play with his dogs and make it an entire video

    • @archithrough
      @archithrough Місяць тому +1

      Day 2 of politely asking your daughter to watch netflix

    • @S4NDSY
      @S4NDSY Місяць тому

      @@archithrough I’m 14 do u expect Me to have a daughter ?😐

    • @S4NDSY
      @S4NDSY Місяць тому

      @@thekhoifish0146 fair enough, I’d watch it

  • @erodasi2205
    @erodasi2205 Місяць тому

    if she really wants freedom she should go find tanalorr

  • @sparta1694
    @sparta1694 Місяць тому

    1:40 they got the hidden leaf village up in here

  • @michaelkean5969
    @michaelkean5969 Місяць тому +6

    We didn’t ask for a Suicide squad game we wanted a JUSTICE LEAGUE GAME, we didn’t ask for a smuggler game we wanted a MANDOLORIAN/BOUNTY HUNTER GAME.

  • @Memu_
    @Memu_ Місяць тому +9

    Man I just want a female protagonist in star wars that is actually an interesting character 😭

    • @flap.d.jack247
      @flap.d.jack247 Місяць тому

      We have loads of them lol, pretty much only Rey and this girl are bad

    • @Memu_
      @Memu_ Місяць тому +5

      @@flap.d.jack247 Not enough in main character roles in my opinion. Iden Versio for example was a big disappointment.

    • @rodrigobogado8756
      @rodrigobogado8756 Місяць тому

      @@flap.d.jack247 The only one i can think from the Disney era is Jyn Erso and maybe that clone girl from Bad Batch since people seems to like it but i haven't watched the show
      Edit: now that i think about it a game about Jyn Erso before Rogue One would had been cool instead of this but i bet Disney and Ubi would had screwed it in some way

    • @flap.d.jack247
      @flap.d.jack247 Місяць тому +3

      @@rodrigobogado8756 pretty much every girl in Rebels is likeable, and that's including Ahsoka, even though she wasn't made by Disney

    • @Memu_
      @Memu_ Місяць тому

      @@TheFirstCurse1 There have been many incredible female characters but barely any good female *protagonists*

  • @js-cm9si
    @js-cm9si Місяць тому

    11:26 Zanny let the dark side take over him for a moment.

  • @shikhar.awasthi
    @shikhar.awasthi Місяць тому

    I wonder if Pervy would make an appearance.

  • @afraid7306
    @afraid7306 Місяць тому +6

    Kingdom Come 2?

  • @rosiefitzgerald7865
    @rosiefitzgerald7865 Місяць тому +3

    I don’t think the game looks to bad i definitely don’t agree with the prices what so ever or the fact some things are locked behind a pre order I’m guessing this is gonna be a thing like most games where you can play the stuff that is locked behind pre orders later down the line haven’t played much Ubisoft games last thing I played from them was black flag I’ll play this but don’t think I’m gonna pre order I like the space to ground mechanics and gameplay looks decent one thing I will say is it would of been a lot better if they had it where you could customise your own character male or female and just have one male name one female name instead of it being just female got nothing against female antagonists and stuff like that I’ve just never really liked playing as a female character in games that’s just me

    • @acojo8205
      @acojo8205 Місяць тому +3

      To me it’s jarring to have both a male and female version of a character. In terms of story it just breaks my immersion.
      If it’s a nameless, mute protagonist from something like Elden ring, sure. But if you want the character to have depth, I don’t think it works.

    • @darthmistakn894
      @darthmistakn894 Місяць тому

      By having 2 options, the developers have to put less time into both

    • @nitbot2385
      @nitbot2385 Місяць тому

      @@acojo8205 It worked for Mass Effect. Despite Shepard being a custom insert, the character is looked upon fondly by the fanbase as a separate character of their own.

    • @OrionDawn15
      @OrionDawn15 Місяць тому

      @@nitbot2385 Thing is, Shepard's more of a vessel for the player and than an actual character. They have no concrete lore or story since whatever backstory they had and how the games played out was up to the player. Not a bad thing, of course. And I'm not disagreeing with you either, just saying.

    • @nitbot2385
      @nitbot2385 Місяць тому

      @@OrionDawn15 I'd argue that Shepard isn't a complete blank slate and has some of their own goals, resolve and development throughout the games unlike true blank slate protagonists like the Vault Dweller or the Dragonborn that have absolutely nothing in ways of character other than what the player wants to roleplay as. Choices like choosing to work for Cerberus is not a choice the player can make but is a choice that Shepard the character makes to achieve their own set goals and resolve of preventing the Reaper invasion. Shepard hits the sweet spot between being their own character in the story while choices by the player fill in the holes to make it "your" Shepard unlike most other static self insert protagonists.

  • @marcelloguardo7381
    @marcelloguardo7381 Місяць тому

    He got me at the first frame with Flower Boy 🧡

  • @weareharbinger914
    @weareharbinger914 Місяць тому +2

    All i'm getting is 'less good cyberpunk 2077, in space and no panam'.

    • @OrionDawn15
      @OrionDawn15 Місяць тому

      And none of what makes Cyberpunk 2077 even remotely good. Hottake, I'm pretty sure the launch state of Cyberpunk 2077 will be better than this game. I just have a sinking feeling that it's just going to flop.

    • @ultraviolet540
      @ultraviolet540 Місяць тому

      @@OrionDawn152077 was always a good game, it was just rushed out far to early because of studio mandate, it’s contemporary state is what it was meant to be at launch

    • @OrionDawn15
      @OrionDawn15 Місяць тому

      @@ultraviolet540 Debatable, but I did love Cyberpunk 2077 even at launch myself.

  • @jacoblindsey292
    @jacoblindsey292 Місяць тому +3

    Bro why in the world has the whole gaming community turned into dumbasses😭😭 I’m skeptical of the game but why is everyone calling this a live service? SEASON PASS is not a BATTLE PASS. Arkam knight literally had a season pass as well, single player games have had these for yearsss

    • @IIMiikexDII
      @IIMiikexDII Місяць тому +4

      Seasons are updated EVERY SEASON. Therefore, by literal definition, it's a live service. Not sure you should be calling people dumbasses lmao. Yes, Arkham Knight in that regard, would also be considered a live service. So is Helldivers 2. It's not always a bad thing, it just has an awful stigma because of EA's Anthem which is when a lot of the backlash started.

    • @jacoblindsey292
      @jacoblindsey292 Місяць тому

      @@IIMiikexDII holy shit what???? have you ever even played a game with a season pass??? Seasons are NOT updated every season. Arkham knight had 1 season pass that allows access to every single piece of dlc that came out for the game. As is the case with every other single player game with a season pass. They give you access to all DLC content. It’s not multiple season passes🤣🤣🤣 I genuinely can’t believe you hopped in this talking without knowing anything you’re discussing, no that is not live service. Live service is a continuous effort to keep a game going. Games getting dlc in general does not make them live service. There was a plan for dlc, they fulfilled their plan and made all of it. And that was it. Everything came in the season pass. Please be educated before trying to talk to someone about “literal definition” dumbass

    • @jacoblindsey292
      @jacoblindsey292 Місяць тому

      @@IIMiikexDII wow… what???? have you ever even played a game with a season pass??? Seasons are NOT updated every season. Arkham knight had 1 season pass that allows access to every single piece of dlc that came out for the game. As is the case with every other single player game with a season pass. They give you access to all DLC content. It’s not multiple season passes🤣🤣🤣 I genuinely can’t believe you hopped in this talking without knowing anything you’re discussing, no that is not live service. Live service is a continuous effort to keep a game going. Games getting dlc in general does not make them live service. There was a plan for dlc, they fulfilled their plan and made all of it. And that was it. Everything came in the season pass. Please be educated before trying to talk to someone about “literal definition”

  • @Ezolder1
    @Ezolder1 Місяць тому +13

    she looks like if Greez had a human baby

  • @obersturmbannfuhrer60311
    @obersturmbannfuhrer60311 Місяць тому

    1:25 "This jaw is a death wish."

  • @Little_pug
    @Little_pug Місяць тому

    130 dollars for a jabba the hut mission let that sink in