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Super Mario Bros. 3 and The Wizard - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) -- REUPLOAD
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- Опубліковано 11 жов 2013
- The Nerd takes a look at a good game for once, as he recalls how great it was to play Super Mario Bros. 3 on the NES, while also taking a look back to a film in which it was featured in - The Wizard. But not everything is as great as it seems, it's almost... Satanic?? This is Angry Video Game Nerd Episode 46.
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James: “What kinda crack were they smoking?”
James: * proceeds to animate a fight between a Super Mecha Death Christ, the Devil, and himself wearing NES accessories *
Joshua Pyle I agree
Some heroes wears NES accessories
Apparently not crack as good as the kind James smokes.
This is why James Rolfe is probably my favorite UA-camr of all time he's never been afraid to push the envelope of insanity.
Without him UA-cam will never be the same
Good question Joshua
how did this go from being a video game review, to a video game conspiracy, to a possession, to a battle against the devil using nes accessories?
Logic - u -
*Y E S*
you're new here aren't you?
@@TheAuron32 no, been watching AVGN for some time :)
@@123leoc3 have you seen Board James, that gets even more out there...
its great but holy shit.
I want the AVGN's battle armor as a playable skin in Doom Eternal now.
That would be baller ass
@@lccm1026 stfu
@@hipoapo377 🤫
Or a skin to turn the doom hunters into mecha death christ?
Well you're. Could pay for it to be added
Tanuki are creatures from Japanese myth which are famous for having enormous balls. Obviously Nintendo couldn't incorporate THAT into the game.
Very true watch remake or rebrake for more details
Not with the amount of space required for Mario's balls.
Bullshit, watch me
Damnit Victoria...
But the Tanuki suit can make Mario as hard as a rock by the amount of testosterone it holds so...
This is what youtube was made for, rest in peace real youtube
2019 UA-cam:
*D E M O N E T I Z E D*
Yes it is I agree
@@macrons593 definitely
Just happy he hasn’t calmed down much and got help
Yeah, bad cheesy 2000's B-movie animation.
5:46 fun fact James was incredibly sick when he made this episode and his voice was very hoarse at the time which made him able to make Mario's Satanic Voice
How'd you know?
@@alierengam1749 Look up his Behind the Scenes on this episode
I misread James’s name as Jesus so when I read the comment I started laughing
Is that also where he got the realistic vomit from?
Sick in the head maybe! Lol
3:01 no way the nerd did the cleanest dodges here i'm genuinely impressed
no, he was totally on his back leg there
HOLY SHIT
This has more explosions than Michael Bay's wet dreams
Except they’re actually put to the best use since The Fast and the Furious!
"WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE!!! FUCKERSSS!!!! FUCKERSS!!!"
lol the irony
Thatsthejoke.jpg
+Ashley Johansson yes I agree the irony
+Ashley Johansson I so see the irony, so watch your fucking language when Super Mega Death Christ comes to your house.
That's not irony dufus
What kind of crack was James on when he made this?
IronDawg the good kind?
Maybe!
IronDawg good crack tastes like artificial grape -science teacher
IronDawg The best kind.
IronDawg We all know james had to sit down and get some crack sooner or later with all the abominations of games he played over the years!
I still, to this day, love how Regular Show has parodied the NES armour several times during it's run
NO FUCKING WAY
WOOOOOOOAH
Even the music at 7:30 sounds like something you would hear on regular show
@@colonel1003 WOOOOOAH
Never in my life I would have guessed a AVGN-episode would mix SMB3 with The Exorcist AND Evil Dead! Both a shocker and a laugh at the same time! Way to go!
Lol yeah man😂
@@michaelanthonyanthony9131 This episode was better than I remembered! 😆
Am I watching AVGN or an episode of South Park?
why not both
Definitely AVGN. South Park doesn't have shading like that.
I was thinking the same thing.
how? none of this is clever or original lol. not saying its bad, but don't compare it to south park lol
Red Gem God How? its 90% references (to exorcist, metal gear, ect.) he's just playing around with references, which isn't bad. but...
This is one of the great ones it starts off so innocent then just escalates to warp factor fuck.
Warp Factor Fuck...
You sir need to Trademark that.
Warp Factor F***...
I need that, in my life
i agree
WATCH THE FUCKEN LANGUAGE!!!!
5:20 the way he casually says "Oh my." Is unreal.
6:14 “The Greatest UA-cam Moment of All Time” starts right here
Probably one of the funniest Nerd episode endings.
agreed
MicrowaveRomantic FUCKERS!!!!
Fairy Leviathan WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE
Honestly, I feel bad for his budget too.
I'M THE LORD OF THE HARVEST!!! BRING IT DOWN!!!! BRING IT DOWWWWWNNNNN!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
I almost started tearing up while watching these videos again, AVGN has been out for over a decade now and I can't believe it's already been that long. Best channel on UA-cam
Yup, he lately makes avgn video very often! Some are really good, some so-so
Don't cry you freak
James is the king of UA-cam. :)
Well, seems it'll be 2 decades now very soon
420th like forever!
Super mecha death Christ 2000 for president 2020
he would get my vote just for saying the f@ckers line lol
@LeaDer Bone lol
i just now realized at 7:21, the nerd is in the same suit he wears when he fights R.O.B
Nerd: Holy Shit
SMDC2K: Watch Your Fucking Language
***** ikr
Because he said "holy"
Yeah, but using the name of holiness in vain?
+DiamondPro It's called hypocritical humor. :P
+DiamondPro 4.0 beta, right?
In this episode, James invented the crazy conspiracy theory about video-games.
Later on this would be really important for the creation of the MLG Illuminatti theories about everything.
Its actually really similiar, the pointless calcules, the random numbers, the drawings.
So this means James officially created what would be the base for one of the most famous memes of this year.
Thank you James.
I never put that together
Theres three times you mention James, James+James+James= three lines of the illuminati. Theres three lines in illuminati, also there is three chapters in your comment. Comments? Thats youtube+comment+drawings. Theres drawings in youtube comments, like these framings @--*--$$--*--@. UA-cam? Theres illuminati on the youtube playbutton that all famous tubers get. Playbutton? Theres three different Playbuttons, silver gold and Diamond. Silver being the baddest. Baddest? Bad like hell? Theres three different letters on the word "hell". Letters? Theres three letters on "MLG". Major League Gaming? Gaming, as TheGamingLemon? Famous tubers with illuminati Playbutton? Leader of the illuminati? Leader? Like bad Leader, as Hitler? Hitler killed jews and now jews are famous for getting killed by big powerfull group Nazis. Big powerfull group, like illuminati, killing famous people? Hitler invented illuminati? Illuminati? The triangle thing? Like the bell sounding instrument, triangle. Bells? Church Bells, like when someone died? Died? Like got killed? Killed? Illuminati killed people.
Lol
+Lucas Dahora Hello. Illuminati is real. It explains Katy Perry and Nicki Minaj's pushes.
+Johnny Ace Sorry to disappoint you, but we're not responsible for ALL the shit happening in this world.
2:19 ah yes, a frog suit in a castle
A castle. He knows the stage is gonna be land cuz it's a castle
I find James' delivery of 'That's 666' at 4:09 so funny. There's so much conviction in it.
Jesus super mecha death christ it's been years since I've seen this, and it's still as fucking funny as it was back then.
Im gonna go ahead and guess he makes a return in ep. 146.
I'm a Christian and I find this super funny xD
+JonDoesGaming Same!
"FUCKERRRRRRRS!!"
Ikr
The virtual Boy just wants a hug.
the virtual boy knew it was bad
so it bled itself out before anyone bought it
lmao! I replayed that scene and thought about the VirtualBoy just looking for some love after getting shit on by everyone in every review, only to get blasted by the nerd! Needless to say I laughed my ass off!
chet 🖕🏽👹👎
William Jenner Your motherr
Nice Chen pic
Lol nuclear waffles. :)
Since I watched this video I started calling these that
@@sulejmaniapologist It's such an AVGN thing to say. He just names things based on how they look. In this case, he's pretty accurate! Much better name than "roto-discs".
7:10 All the years later and I just heard Vincent Price's laugh from Thriller, but pitched down.
Explain this, atheists.
8 Bit Nation explain what?
Can you explain Hong Kong 1997
We can't
Matt Morgan it’s Illuminati comferrned
I can't bro, i can't. This video made me Christian
Shows mom this episode
Mom-see what games do you to you
Me- yeah it enhanced my vocabulary and got me closer to God
That's awesome
Likes are at 69 so I’m not liking
Lol by the way nice english
I actually learned english from watching Angry Videogame Nerd episodes as a pre-teen.
-"it enhanced my vocabulary"
-"FUCKERS! FUCKERS! FUCKERS!"
This is perhaps one of the AVGN’s best episodes
Yes😂
Up there with Pong Consoles
I'm gonna start a metal band and call it "Nuclear Waffle" now. Thanks AVGN.
So where are you on that metal band?
The new DOOM game looks great
real great
Doomguy and SMDC would be best friends.
What a twist it would be if Jesus were DOOM Guy
Yeah this doom looks better than that christmas music trailer
Yes it does
7:00 meanwhile the neighbors have no idea the AVGN is fighting off Satan XD
Super Mario: Judgment Day
I'll play that game
I'm not so sure of the psychological effects of nostalgia. One day I'll be dead and my comment will still be here, and I watched AVGN before youtube even existed. Played Mario, loved it. It wasn't about speed running. It was it's own exploration, I do remember being the child then the feelings I got playing the game, pausing the game when I had gotten to a high level and had to go somewhere. I can't explain it all in this highly stimulating tictok world we live in but it felt really great then. I'm not certain I'll ever feel such emotions again in my life. Adulthood, or just too much internet, whatever the reason, I guess that is just what it is.
"FUCKEEEEERS!"
"WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!"
"Watch your fucking language!"
Your fucking language!
Seriously, how did you manage to fuck up that quote?
Was this fight directed by Michael Bay?
Can't have been. From 7:10 there's about 20 solid seconds of no explosions.
Radionatix I don't think this fight was directed.
No man
No Bay Boy never did anything this good🔪👤
Radionatix Michael Bay wishes he directed something this good.
8:18 there's your texas chainsaw massacre 2 reference
Cine'massacre'
geo
I'm hilarious, and I found this video Christian!
Hey atheists, if Jesus doesn’t exist, then explain Super Mecha Death Christ
We can't
It's called well made editing.
Awesome!
Zeus made it
Well how about u explain himc
this video perfectly sums up the 2000's era
Grand MasterBox how?
Grand MasterBox lmao you prolly born in like 02. This doesn’t sum up shit lol
@@10104tbone peepee
It was one hell of a drug trip
Super Mario Bros. 3 has always been amazing in The 1980s (surely it counts since Mario 3 was originally conceived and then created on the 80s on the Famicom), 1990s, 2000s, 2010s and future decades. Always be grateful you are never alone on this. Super Mario games released before the N64 era held up SO MUCH BETTER than the The Software Toolworks Mario games, along with its own cartoon spinoff for more reasons than Kootie Pie.
A robotic warlike Christ figure raining obscenities and artillery on Satan is a scene I never knew I needed so badly in my life.
This video is a window into the past. A much simpler past.
This video made me go back to church.
and yell FUCKERS!! FUCKERS!!
Best anime fight of all time
theres nothing related to anime
+Tasu 1 that's the joke
+Tasu 1 you're new to the internet, aren't you?
B. B bb. N. B Nbbbnn. V. cz. CbQH
ikr
I want that hardcore version of AVGN theme song at the end. Badass
5:16 him just saying "oh my" was hilarious
5:20*
5:17 James's voice when he was sick xD awesome idea
I Wonder If The View Count Will Raise Highly On This Video After Today
Still makes more sense than the Illuminati theories
...I'm sorry?
No you're fine. There are too many of those for them to even be offensive anymore
don't make fun about that ....they're watching us xD
True dat
Critical Unity With all the commotion and "illuminati confirmed" it seems like a theory, i don't blame this guy for getting it wrong, and neither should you, There's just so much media that shoves it in your face, and in your sentence you said "are you incapable of using a search engine", who the fuck would search for illuminati, seriously, don't act like its not a stupid thing to do, only people with two states of mind would search that, boredom and curiosity, your point is invalid.
If AVGN knows this game is a product of hell,
then how come he didn't notice that while playing DooM?
doom isn't a product of hell, doom guy is a hardcore christian
5:04*none of the other mario games are like that.*
Super mario galaxy 2: hold my Beer.
I don’t get it
I don't get it, can you explain it?
"hold my Beer."
This makes me want to fight some demons.
lucky for you DOOM just came out
Outlaw7263 Already got it. Someone should make a avgn mod for it.
daikaiju lord YESSSS but some sick perv made a sexy demons mod instead -_- all demons are replaced by sexy succubi and the finishing moves are felatio, handy j's and anal -_-
Outlaw7263 I seen that, it was kind of funny to me. Anyway the bosses could me replaced by avgn's biggest enemies such as Satan, of course which would be the final boss.
Outlaw7263 Maybe, I forgot his name but he was this huge robot in the avgn movie. Maybe he could be in it?
How does James and Mike come up with all this shit? Mario 3 being possessed by Satan, Super Mecha Death Christ, the Dream Phone with the knife, Death Mwauthzyx. It's legendary.
+zRexx Playing tons of shitty games does that to a persons mind. Makes them even think of messed up shit in good games as well as the bad.
+zRexx The Huge ROB.
I love how Jesus, the kindest man to ever live (?) Was turned into a war machine ready to destroy anything that comes close to him.
Super Mecha Death Christ needs to make a comeback
Christian: "I believe in our lord and saviour, Jesus Christ"
Me: "I think you mean Super Mega Death Christ"
Super mecha desth christ 2000 b.c. 4.0*
Megadeth rules
6:43 - Possessed by the spirit of Wilhelm there, James?
+Άλκης Δ. I DONT GET IT
+Farting Guy every day I take a HUGE fart
Mhm!
I laughed my ass off when Fred Savage goes "SIX! SIX! SIX!"
6:44 Wilhelm scream. How have I not heard it before!?
watching him physically destroy that snes was painful
Hexagonal Milo 10 way to valuable to destroy he must have used a home made prop or got a broken one
He wasted a lot of money for the super nes
I noticed it was piss yellow (due to age). Likely a dead one. He wouldn't destroy a working one.
@@Thunderbolt_1000_Siren just a shell. Innards are probably in a snestoaster.
dion woollaston looool a snes is not valuable I have 3, 2 of them are Cib
Deleted footage from doom 2016
Super Mario Bros 3 honestly is one of the best things Nintendo put out. I really really love it.
Yes
I still go back & forth between this & TMNT 2: The Arcade Game as my favorite NES games of all time.
6:42 i came to see this part.lmfao
you know this is old since all the credits at the end have myspace links...
I've known about this video for years, and I just reslized he was playing as Luigi.
Well that escalated quickly...
Love this program! Best rants evar!!!
Jon DeVere you know about the real channel right
2:45 gets me every time
I played super Mario bros 3 all the time as a kid and I remember it being hard as hell. The worst levels were in ice world where everything was slippery.
8:08 why would you do that to an SNES? :(
Maybe it was already broken
This was the best video game Creepypasta I've ever seen...
''You kneel for Satan... On the block.'' basically every rapper these days
Wait really
My favorite Avgn episodes are ones like this and his castlevania series. It’s like there’s more love in the videos that are about this favorite games.
And this ladies and gentlemen is what the final days of the universe shall be like, Jesus with guns everywhere on him vs a NES possessed by the devil
Amen
No matter how miraculous he was, Jesus could have never imagined that his face would be used for something like this xDD
If you listen closely, the lyrics to the heavy metal song that plays towards the end during the fight are actually the lyrics to the AVGN theme song, followed by the Konami Code being chanted over and over again.
"No actual Super Mario Bros. 3 cartridges were harmed in the making of this video"
This video was brought to you by Michael Bay.
super mecha death Christ productions
R.I.P. SNES
Hey at least Nintendo kept making consoles unlike SEGA.
NES*
+John Maldonado He is talking about the SNES the Nerd ripped off with his bare hands.
+Dmoneyblanco Yeah... my NES still works but my SNES stopped after a while (granted; I did play it more). I hate how it turned yellow, though.
Pearson7951 the older snes looks like cat piss
When the internet was good
Me again. Just wanted to come back and say that The Wizard is what got me into classic video games-my dad showed me the movie when I was 10 years old and ever since then I was fascinated by this whole generation of gaming I missed out on. Him and I just watched it again not too long ago, and watching it again as an adult was very nostalgic for me (and apparently it’s a fun movie to watch while stoned LOL). My dad grew up out west where the movie was filmed/takes place, and he told me that he actually had a childhood “girlfriend” who was cast as an extra in the film, but unfortunately had all her scenes omitted from the final release. Though I am young, I personally think that old video games just hit different……….
Things went so far out of hand I forgot what game that the Nerd was even talking about...
8:47. Killing the demon gives you a 1-Up.
0:15
who noticed in the background it said corona
Been noticing for like 3 years.
0_0
Ah yes, the golden era of the AVGN.
6:54
Got to be THE BEST ultimate showdown between the forces of Heaven and Hell. :D
6:17 the demon said in reverse "im your daddy so kindly undo these straps"? use audacity to listen for your self.
You're*
Jenkin id rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear than have to listen to this shit.
Jenkin and he is an example of a bored rage worthy idiot leave everyone alone
I mean Jenkin is the idiot
Jenkin WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST CALL ME
2:36 "nuclear waffles". Always reminded me of a Stridex pad thing.
"What kinda crack were they smoking"
Me: "AVGN you need to study mythology more especially when it comes to Japan"
*TOP 10 ANIME BATTLES*
AVGN and super metal death crist vs satan
I'd worship THAT Jesus.
Light Yagami your not the only one
Lavender Town Theatre I'm never truly dead until those whose hearts I have touched have reverted to their natural, despicable ways
+Taaviees The Jokuman Super Mecha Death Christ is lo---NOPE, not even going there!
+Light Yagami That's funny, coming from you, Kira.
***** Keep your religious bullshit to yourself as well.
0:10 James made the corona GET HIM BOIS!
*Super Mario Bros 3 says “you’re mother” and it moves onto the ground*
Nerd: “Oh my.”
Imagine a priest, or anyone god-fearing watching this...
Umm...
I actually remember reading a post on TV Tropes ages back from someone who was obviously very religious. When James did the History of Super Mecha Death Christ later on, they hoped it was going to be James saying 'it's okay, it's just a joke! We're having a laugh!' and then got offended even more when it turned out to be another joke.
In the end, I really have no idea what to even say to that.
Eh, worst case scenario they get offended- and not that much at that, since it's obviously so over the top. There have been way more sacrilegious things made that predate AVGN by close to a few millennia. I mean, do you really think somebody aware of the luciferian gnostic heresies is going to be upset by such a crude joke?
I mean, we're Christians, not muslims, here. We can take a joke; and even when we can't, we don't kill people over it.
jadedandbitter Shots fired what a savage lol.
Not all Muslim are going to kill people just because people make a shame out of the religion. We were never taught of doing that.
8:34 More like James Rolfe's final smash.
I just found out today that you can duck while Bowser ground pounds on top of you and you won’t get hurt. The game is still surprising me 33 years later.
According to the Mario Wiki, the Tanooki Suit is based off of tanuki's, or Japanese Raccoons dogs that have a Japanese type folklore on their ability to shapeshift with leaves. They also cause chaos..
@Stefano Pavone like semen.
I lost it at "Super Mecha Death Christ"!
Me too! LOL
The Vision I want an armor like that, made of video game accessories.
***** Right? It looks so cool!
The Vision It looks like something a superhero would wear.
***** Cuz he's a superhero.
2:45 IMO, the absolute greatest AVGN moment.
you're so wrong. this will never even be able to compare to that materpiece that is Seaman review!!!!
The way that Power Glove looks on his left hand is freakin hilarious.
I like how james questions what they were thinking while making this but yet proceeds to make a 5 minute animated battle with him wearing nes accessories while fighting along with super mecha death christ against a playstation, multiple nes, a turbo graphics, a snes, a sega master system, a n64, a dream cast, a sega saturn, a super mario 3 cartridge, and the devil