Super Mario Bros. 3 and The Wizard - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) -- REUPLOAD

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  • @joshuapyle6371
    @joshuapyle6371 6 років тому +4806

    James: “What kinda crack were they smoking?”
    James: * proceeds to animate a fight between a Super Mecha Death Christ, the Devil, and himself wearing NES accessories *

    • @thefossilizeddinotato9056
      @thefossilizeddinotato9056 5 років тому +34

      Joshua Pyle I agree

    • @Djwunmoshen
      @Djwunmoshen 5 років тому +118

      Some heroes wears NES accessories

    • @A_Man_In_His_Van
      @A_Man_In_His_Van 5 років тому +110

      Apparently not crack as good as the kind James smokes.

    • @RAYTHEONGAMING
      @RAYTHEONGAMING 5 років тому +93

      This is why James Rolfe is probably my favorite UA-camr of all time he's never been afraid to push the envelope of insanity.
      Without him UA-cam will never be the same

    • @quentinparhiala9415
      @quentinparhiala9415 5 років тому +2

      Good question Joshua

  • @123leoc3
    @123leoc3 5 років тому +1569

    how did this go from being a video game review, to a video game conspiracy, to a possession, to a battle against the devil using nes accessories?

    • @revvyie
      @revvyie 4 роки тому +8

      Logic - u -

    • @enemigoconlanzadewarioland3653
      @enemigoconlanzadewarioland3653 4 роки тому +5

      *Y E S*

    • @TheAuron32
      @TheAuron32 4 роки тому +17

      you're new here aren't you?

    • @123leoc3
      @123leoc3 4 роки тому +8

      @@TheAuron32 no, been watching AVGN for some time :)

    • @TheAuron32
      @TheAuron32 4 роки тому +5

      @@123leoc3 have you seen Board James, that gets even more out there...
      its great but holy shit.

  • @JoelKellenProductions
    @JoelKellenProductions 4 роки тому +1835

    I want the AVGN's battle armor as a playable skin in Doom Eternal now.

    • @lccm1026
      @lccm1026 4 роки тому +38

      That would be baller ass

    • @hipoapo377
      @hipoapo377 4 роки тому +2

      @@lccm1026 stfu

    • @dustinlawson5882
      @dustinlawson5882 4 роки тому +7

      @@hipoapo377 🤫

    • @scorchx3000
      @scorchx3000 4 роки тому +39

      Or a skin to turn the doom hunters into mecha death christ?

    • @Mavyenta
      @Mavyenta 4 роки тому +5

      Well you're. Could pay for it to be added

  • @victoriaasenjo524
    @victoriaasenjo524 5 років тому +728

    Tanuki are creatures from Japanese myth which are famous for having enormous balls. Obviously Nintendo couldn't incorporate THAT into the game.

    • @Robotvike1996
      @Robotvike1996 5 років тому +12

      Very true watch remake or rebrake for more details

    • @chocolateextravaganza1907
      @chocolateextravaganza1907 4 роки тому +22

      Not with the amount of space required for Mario's balls.

    • @nerkdurgen5574
      @nerkdurgen5574 4 роки тому +5

      Bullshit, watch me

    • @Darksky1001able
      @Darksky1001able 4 роки тому +1

      Damnit Victoria...

    • @Freddie_Kurst
      @Freddie_Kurst 4 роки тому +22

      But the Tanuki suit can make Mario as hard as a rock by the amount of testosterone it holds so...

  • @arcticdsouza1418
    @arcticdsouza1418 6 років тому +811

    5:46 fun fact James was incredibly sick when he made this episode and his voice was very hoarse at the time which made him able to make Mario's Satanic Voice

    • @alierengam1749
      @alierengam1749 4 роки тому +10

      How'd you know?

    • @arcticdsouza1418
      @arcticdsouza1418 4 роки тому +20

      @@alierengam1749 Look up his Behind the Scenes on this episode

    • @ratking9577
      @ratking9577 4 роки тому +15

      I misread James’s name as Jesus so when I read the comment I started laughing

    • @AJ_Deadshow
      @AJ_Deadshow 3 роки тому +17

      Is that also where he got the realistic vomit from?

    • @paul_warner
      @paul_warner 3 роки тому

      Sick in the head maybe! Lol

  • @datavalisofficial8730
    @datavalisofficial8730 7 років тому +2551

    This is what youtube was made for, rest in peace real youtube

    • @macrons593
      @macrons593 5 років тому +132

      2019 UA-cam:
      *D E M O N E T I Z E D*

    • @quentinparhiala9415
      @quentinparhiala9415 5 років тому +18

      Yes it is I agree

    • @quentinparhiala9415
      @quentinparhiala9415 5 років тому +12

      @@macrons593 definitely

    • @somerguy3527
      @somerguy3527 4 роки тому +14

      Just happy he hasn’t calmed down much and got help

    • @etcetera36
      @etcetera36 4 роки тому +11

      Yeah, bad cheesy 2000's B-movie animation.

  • @gaoutlaw
    @gaoutlaw 9 років тому +3436

    What kind of crack was James on when he made this?

    • @joemash929
      @joemash929 9 років тому +270

      IronDawg the good kind?

    • @gaoutlaw
      @gaoutlaw 9 років тому +43

      Maybe!

    • @rupertdriggs8104
      @rupertdriggs8104 9 років тому +67

      IronDawg good crack tastes like artificial grape -science teacher

    • @thevision3150
      @thevision3150 9 років тому +29

      IronDawg The best kind.

    • @BigBirdJay
      @BigBirdJay 9 років тому +53

      IronDawg We all know james had to sit down and get some crack sooner or later with all the abominations of games he played over the years!

  • @SamNaz065
    @SamNaz065 2 роки тому +142

    3:01 no way the nerd did the cleanest dodges here i'm genuinely impressed

    • @humanharddrive1
      @humanharddrive1 Рік тому +3

      no, he was totally on his back leg there

    • @rawmaw
      @rawmaw 7 місяців тому

      HOLY SHIT

    • @pointlessfeature
      @pointlessfeature 2 місяці тому

      we have very different definitions of "clean"

  • @microwaveromantic5038
    @microwaveromantic5038 8 років тому +843

    Probably one of the funniest Nerd episode endings.

    • @sajeesolomons4471
      @sajeesolomons4471 8 років тому +10

      agreed

    • @marcferrer1442
      @marcferrer1442 7 років тому +4

      MicrowaveRomantic FUCKERS!!!!

    • @twiceredvelvetarekillingme8913
      @twiceredvelvetarekillingme8913 7 років тому +2

      Fairy Leviathan WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE

    • @kryswilkins8615
      @kryswilkins8615 6 років тому +3

      Honestly, I feel bad for his budget too.

    • @andrewc1199
      @andrewc1199 5 років тому +4

      I'M THE LORD OF THE HARVEST!!! BRING IT DOWN!!!! BRING IT DOWWWWWNNNNN!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @ashleyjohansson230
    @ashleyjohansson230 9 років тому +652

    "WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE!!! FUCKERSSS!!!! FUCKERSS!!!"
    lol the irony

    • @Elelicksa
      @Elelicksa 9 років тому +56

      Thatsthejoke.jpg

    • @taylorowens3719
      @taylorowens3719 9 років тому +1

      +Ashley Johansson yes I agree the irony

    • @TheMercwithaMouth199
      @TheMercwithaMouth199 9 років тому +5

      +Ashley Johansson I so see the irony, so watch your fucking language when Super Mega Death Christ comes to your house.

    • @TheInkPitOx
      @TheInkPitOx Рік тому +1

      That's not irony dufus

  • @scottspartan9
    @scottspartan9 8 років тому +165

    7:00 meanwhile the neighbors have no idea the AVGN is fighting off Satan XD

  • @SamsarasArt
    @SamsarasArt 5 років тому +367

    This has more explosions than Michael Bay's wet dreams

    • @kieranstark7213
      @kieranstark7213 3 роки тому +11

      Except they’re actually put to the best use since The Fast and the Furious!

  • @mattlaw8020
    @mattlaw8020 8 років тому +566

    I almost started tearing up while watching these videos again, AVGN has been out for over a decade now and I can't believe it's already been that long. Best channel on UA-cam

    • @werkis2
      @werkis2 7 років тому +3

      Yup, he lately makes avgn video very often! Some are really good, some so-so

    • @herored1204
      @herored1204 6 років тому

      Don't cry you freak

    • @kimmolaine8069
      @kimmolaine8069 6 років тому +3

      James is the king of UA-cam. :)

    • @Pinak1264
      @Pinak1264 2 роки тому +4

      Well, seems it'll be 2 decades now very soon

    • @markthebldr6834
      @markthebldr6834 2 роки тому

      420th like forever!

  • @Gangsterboy-jn2um
    @Gangsterboy-jn2um 7 років тому +960

    The new DOOM game looks great

    • @Adam2Boa
      @Adam2Boa 6 років тому +4

      real great

    • @Judgement_Kazzy
      @Judgement_Kazzy 5 років тому +6

      Doomguy and SMDC would be best friends.

    • @21StaticXXSaint13
      @21StaticXXSaint13 5 років тому +5

      What a twist it would be if Jesus were DOOM Guy

    • @-Ryu
      @-Ryu 5 років тому +2

      Yeah this doom looks better than that christmas music trailer

    • @quentinparhiala9415
      @quentinparhiala9415 5 років тому

      Yes it does

  • @Dcomps
    @Dcomps 8 років тому +851

    Jesus super mecha death christ it's been years since I've seen this, and it's still as fucking funny as it was back then.

    • @TheCoDzillaPlayer
      @TheCoDzillaPlayer 8 років тому +9

      Im gonna go ahead and guess he makes a return in ep. 146.

    • @luigi7781
      @luigi7781 8 років тому +5

      I'm a Christian and I find this super funny xD

    • @---yn4np
      @---yn4np 8 років тому +1

      +JonDoesGaming Same!

    • @corebass420
      @corebass420 8 років тому +6

      "FUCKERRRRRRRS!!"

    • @cthult7856
      @cthult7856 8 років тому

      Ikr

  • @TYW0RZ10
    @TYW0RZ10 4 роки тому +72

    5:20 the way he casually says "Oh my." Is unreal.

  • @METAL1ON
    @METAL1ON 10 років тому +354

    This is one of the great ones it starts off so innocent then just escalates to warp factor fuck.

    • @EXRazeBurn
      @EXRazeBurn 10 років тому +58

      Warp Factor Fuck...
      You sir need to Trademark that.

    • @trainman675
      @trainman675 9 років тому +8

      Warp Factor F***...
      I need that, in my life

    • @lucyburger6392
      @lucyburger6392 9 років тому +1

      i agree

    • @callinater6133
      @callinater6133 9 років тому +4

      WATCH THE FUCKEN LANGUAGE!!!!

  • @coolbugfacts3953
    @coolbugfacts3953 8 років тому +1675

    Am I watching AVGN or an episode of South Park?

    • @cryptidcloud
      @cryptidcloud 8 років тому +76

      why not both

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk 8 років тому +67

      Definitely AVGN. South Park doesn't have shading like that.

    • @chanulet9317
      @chanulet9317 8 років тому +6

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • @Falconguy56
      @Falconguy56 8 років тому +1

      how? none of this is clever or original lol. not saying its bad, but don't compare it to south park lol

    • @Falconguy56
      @Falconguy56 8 років тому

      Red Gem God How? its 90% references (to exorcist, metal gear, ect.) he's just playing around with references, which isn't bad. but...

  • @EndEverEsports
    @EndEverEsports 6 років тому +642

    Shows mom this episode
    Mom-see what games do you to you
    Me- yeah it enhanced my vocabulary and got me closer to God

    • @quentinparhiala9415
      @quentinparhiala9415 5 років тому +8

      That's awesome

    • @theycallmeluvv
      @theycallmeluvv 5 років тому +6

      Likes are at 69 so I’m not liking

    • @fardeenrabbani4320
      @fardeenrabbani4320 4 роки тому +10

      Lol by the way nice english

    • @marianokaz1503
      @marianokaz1503 4 роки тому +7

      I actually learned english from watching Angry Videogame Nerd episodes as a pre-teen.

    • @TheGentleUncle
      @TheGentleUncle 3 роки тому +9

      -"it enhanced my vocabulary"
      -"FUCKERS! FUCKERS! FUCKERS!"

  • @MaxiemumKarnage
    @MaxiemumKarnage 3 роки тому +85

    I still, to this day, love how Regular Show has parodied the NES armour several times during it's run

    • @colonel1003
      @colonel1003 2 роки тому +3

      NO FUCKING WAY

    • @colonel1003
      @colonel1003 2 роки тому +2

      WOOOOOOOAH

    • @colonel1003
      @colonel1003 2 роки тому +5

      Even the music at 7:30 sounds like something you would hear on regular show

    • @MaxiemumKarnage
      @MaxiemumKarnage 2 роки тому +1

      @@colonel1003 WOOOOOAH

  • @shitpost-o-matic7469
    @shitpost-o-matic7469 7 років тому +168

    "FUCKEEEEERS!"
    "WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!"

    • @the_main_chow
      @the_main_chow 5 років тому +5

      "Watch your fucking language!"

    • @julianblake8385
      @julianblake8385 5 років тому

      Your fucking language!

    • @Ignore14
      @Ignore14 5 років тому +2

      Seriously, how did you manage to fuck up that quote?

  • @8bitnation470
    @8bitnation470 6 років тому +3379

    Explain this, atheists.

    • @mattyc.9332
      @mattyc.9332 6 років тому +34

      8 Bit Nation explain what?

    • @Anon24052
      @Anon24052 6 років тому +102

      Can you explain Hong Kong 1997

    • @kiddkhan4378
      @kiddkhan4378 6 років тому +14

      Matt Morgan it’s Illuminati comferrned

    • @fernandonavia8804
      @fernandonavia8804 6 років тому +68

      I can't bro, i can't. This video made me Christian

    • @amoxy.
      @amoxy. 6 років тому +20

      Damn you got me

  • @williamjenner3604
    @williamjenner3604 8 років тому +248

    The virtual Boy just wants a hug.

    • @conecto3027
      @conecto3027 8 років тому +2

      the virtual boy knew it was bad
      so it bled itself out before anyone bought it

    • @daskalman
      @daskalman 8 років тому +8

      lmao! I replayed that scene and thought about the VirtualBoy just looking for some love after getting shit on by everyone in every review, only to get blasted by the nerd! Needless to say I laughed my ass off!

    • @warreviewer6635
      @warreviewer6635 8 років тому +1

      chet 🖕🏽👹👎

    • @zegaboy098
      @zegaboy098 7 років тому +1

      William Jenner Your motherr

    • @ahvi-tohoku
      @ahvi-tohoku 7 років тому +1

      Nice Chen pic

  • @FuturesquashArchive4Concerts
    @FuturesquashArchive4Concerts 4 роки тому +49

    6:14 “The Greatest UA-cam Moment of All Time” starts right here

  • @diepiepew12
    @diepiepew12 8 років тому +773

    Was this fight directed by Michael Bay?

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk 8 років тому +48

      Can't have been. From 7:10 there's about 20 solid seconds of no explosions.

    • @Nightwing9597
      @Nightwing9597 8 років тому +6

      Radionatix I don't think this fight was directed.

    • @blaster78herrera83
      @blaster78herrera83 7 років тому

      No man

    • @render985
      @render985 7 років тому +6

      No Bay Boy never did anything this good🔪👤

    • @inujosha
      @inujosha 7 років тому +6

      Radionatix Michael Bay wishes he directed something this good.

  • @gplgs4640
    @gplgs4640 6 років тому +2394

    Hey atheists, if Jesus doesn’t exist, then explain Super Mecha Death Christ

  • @DiamondProAlpine
    @DiamondProAlpine 9 років тому +349

    Nerd: Holy Shit
    SMDC2K: Watch Your Fucking Language

    • @DiamondProAlpine
      @DiamondProAlpine 8 років тому +1

      ***** ikr

    • @TheBrawlUnit
      @TheBrawlUnit 8 років тому +8

      Because he said "holy"

    • @DylanVole
      @DylanVole 8 років тому +1

      Yeah, but using the name of holiness in vain?

    • @averygamerdude7911
      @averygamerdude7911 8 років тому +4

      +DiamondPro It's called hypocritical humor. :P

    • @Kimarnic
      @Kimarnic 8 років тому +2

      +DiamondPro 4.0 beta, right?

  • @pairosto
    @pairosto 5 років тому +142

    Never in my life I would have guessed a AVGN-episode would mix SMB3 with The Exorcist AND Evil Dead! Both a shocker and a laugh at the same time! Way to go!

  • @SoniMarSponge
    @SoniMarSponge 6 років тому +394

    Christian: "I believe in our lord and saviour, Jesus Christ"
    Me: "I think you mean Super Mega Death Christ"

  • @POSTELVIS
    @POSTELVIS 7 років тому +312

    this video perfectly sums up the 2000's era

    • @vp_wrld
      @vp_wrld 6 років тому +4

      Grand MasterBox how?

    • @10104tbone
      @10104tbone 5 років тому +8

      Grand MasterBox lmao you prolly born in like 02. This doesn’t sum up shit lol

    • @notapinecone4870
      @notapinecone4870 5 років тому +2

      @@10104tbone peepee

    • @gerragotheallidile
      @gerragotheallidile 5 років тому +4

      It was one hell of a drug trip

    • @kieranstark7213
      @kieranstark7213 5 років тому +2

      Super Mario Bros. 3 has always been amazing in The 1980s (surely it counts since Mario 3 was originally conceived and then created on the 80s on the Famicom), 1990s, 2000s, 2010s and future decades. Always be grateful you are never alone on this. Super Mario games released before the N64 era held up SO MUCH BETTER than the The Software Toolworks Mario games, along with its own cartoon spinoff for more reasons than Kootie Pie.

  • @BilliThePig
    @BilliThePig 9 років тому +302

    In this episode, James invented the crazy conspiracy theory about video-games.
    Later on this would be really important for the creation of the MLG Illuminatti theories about everything.
    Its actually really similiar, the pointless calcules, the random numbers, the drawings.
    So this means James officially created what would be the base for one of the most famous memes of this year.
    Thank you James.

    • @Gaminggod1997BAGR
      @Gaminggod1997BAGR 9 років тому +1

      I never put that together

    • @hambv6634
      @hambv6634 9 років тому +8

      Theres three times you mention James, James+James+James= three lines of the illuminati. Theres three lines in illuminati, also there is three chapters in your comment. Comments? Thats youtube+comment+drawings. Theres drawings in youtube comments, like these framings @--*--$$--*--@. UA-cam? Theres illuminati on the youtube playbutton that all famous tubers get. Playbutton? Theres three different Playbuttons, silver gold and Diamond. Silver being the baddest. Baddest? Bad like hell? Theres three different letters on the word "hell". Letters? Theres three letters on "MLG". Major League Gaming? Gaming, as TheGamingLemon? Famous tubers with illuminati Playbutton? Leader of the illuminati? Leader? Like bad Leader, as Hitler? Hitler killed jews and now jews are famous for getting killed by big powerfull group Nazis. Big powerfull group, like illuminati, killing famous people? Hitler invented illuminati? Illuminati? The triangle thing? Like the bell sounding instrument, triangle. Bells? Church Bells, like when someone died? Died? Like got killed? Killed? Illuminati killed people.

    • @carlbloke8797
      @carlbloke8797 8 років тому

      Lol

    • @johnnyace2396
      @johnnyace2396 8 років тому +2

      +Lucas Dahora Hello. Illuminati is real. It explains Katy Perry and Nicki Minaj's pushes.

    • @0x777
      @0x777 8 років тому +1

      +Johnny Ace Sorry to disappoint you, but we're not responsible for ALL the shit happening in this world.

  • @decayedphoenix8865
    @decayedphoenix8865 4 роки тому +21

    i just now realized at 7:21, the nerd is in the same suit he wears when he fights R.O.B

  • @gabrielmendes9700
    @gabrielmendes9700 8 років тому +97

    5:17 James's voice when he was sick xD awesome idea

    • @Dommbuscus
      @Dommbuscus 8 років тому +7

      I Wonder If The View Count Will Raise Highly On This Video After Today

  • @Davidevgen
    @Davidevgen 9 років тому +301

    6:17 the demon said in reverse "im your daddy so kindly undo these straps"? use audacity to listen for your self.

    • @Someone-gy2rd
      @Someone-gy2rd 6 років тому +15

      You're*

    • @balderasbruh7995
      @balderasbruh7995 6 років тому +12

      Jenkin id rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear than have to listen to this shit.

    • @CoolbroCoolbro-np7yq
      @CoolbroCoolbro-np7yq 6 років тому +4

      Jenkin and he is an example of a bored rage worthy idiot leave everyone alone

    • @CoolbroCoolbro-np7yq
      @CoolbroCoolbro-np7yq 6 років тому +3

      I mean Jenkin is the idiot

    • @CoolbroCoolbro-np7yq
      @CoolbroCoolbro-np7yq 6 років тому +2

      Jenkin WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST CALL ME

  • @MattW05
    @MattW05 8 років тому +1255

    Best anime fight of all time

    • @naurunappula1
      @naurunappula1 8 років тому +4

      theres nothing related to anime

    • @MattW05
      @MattW05 8 років тому +56

      +Tasu 1 that's the joke

    • @Caesium137std
      @Caesium137std 8 років тому +38

      +Tasu 1 you're new to the internet, aren't you?

    • @themarioshow2312
      @themarioshow2312 8 років тому

      B. B bb. N. B Nbbbnn. V. cz. CbQH

    • @mario-rj4yp
      @mario-rj4yp 8 років тому +3

      ikr

  • @louie3601
    @louie3601 5 років тому +27

    I find James' delivery of 'That's 666' at 4:09 so funny. There's so much conviction in it.

  • @dionwoollaston5717
    @dionwoollaston5717 6 років тому +136

    Deleted footage from doom 2016

  • @XXPedia
    @XXPedia 10 років тому +426

    Still makes more sense than the Illuminati theories

    • @XXPedia
      @XXPedia 10 років тому +1

      ...I'm sorry?

    • @IzodGeneral
      @IzodGeneral 10 років тому

      No you're fine. There are too many of those for them to even be offensive anymore

    • @stoneypvp9842
      @stoneypvp9842 10 років тому +3

      don't make fun about that ....they're watching us xD

    • @Corium1
      @Corium1 10 років тому

      True dat

    • @mushycn60
      @mushycn60 9 років тому +5

      Critical Unity With all the commotion and "illuminati confirmed" it seems like a theory, i don't blame this guy for getting it wrong, and neither should you, There's just so much media that shoves it in your face, and in your sentence you said "are you incapable of using a search engine", who the fuck would search for illuminati, seriously, don't act like its not a stupid thing to do, only people with two states of mind would search that, boredom and curiosity, your point is invalid.

  • @Teabone3
    @Teabone3 6 років тому +105

    This video made me go back to church.
    and yell FUCKERS!! FUCKERS!!

  • @A_Man_In_His_Van
    @A_Man_In_His_Van 5 років тому +142

    Super mecha death Christ 2000 for president 2020

    • @Chrisdarkblade
      @Chrisdarkblade 5 років тому +6

      he would get my vote just for saying the f@ckers line lol

    • @Chrisdarkblade
      @Chrisdarkblade 5 років тому +1

      @LeaDer Bone lol

  • @zrexx4832
    @zrexx4832 9 років тому +73

    How does James and Mike come up with all this shit? Mario 3 being possessed by Satan, Super Mecha Death Christ, the Dream Phone with the knife, Death Mwauthzyx. It's legendary.

    • @norrecvizharan1177
      @norrecvizharan1177 9 років тому +20

      +zRexx Playing tons of shitty games does that to a persons mind. Makes them even think of messed up shit in good games as well as the bad.

    • @GetShrekd
      @GetShrekd 9 років тому

      +zRexx The Huge ROB.

  • @Killjoy45
    @Killjoy45 8 років тому +61

    6:54
    Got to be THE BEST ultimate showdown between the forces of Heaven and Hell. :D

  • @AlkisGD
    @AlkisGD 9 років тому +78

    6:43 - Possessed by the spirit of Wilhelm there, James?

    • @krymal2991
      @krymal2991 9 років тому

      +Άλκης Δ. I DONT GET IT

    • @krymal2991
      @krymal2991 9 років тому +2

      +Farting Guy every day I take a HUGE fart

    • @jadsi
      @jadsi Рік тому

      Mhm!

  • @Starman_Jr.
    @Starman_Jr. 4 роки тому +18

    2:19 ah yes, a frog suit in a castle
    A castle. He knows the stage is gonna be land cuz it's a castle

  • @a.j.smithofficial
    @a.j.smithofficial 3 роки тому +16

    7:10 All the years later and I just heard Vincent Price's laugh from Thriller, but pitched down.

  • @afroartist1086
    @afroartist1086 8 років тому +321

    This makes me want to fight some demons.

    • @Outlaw7263
      @Outlaw7263 8 років тому +27

      lucky for you DOOM just came out

    • @afroartist1086
      @afroartist1086 8 років тому +10

      Outlaw7263 Already got it. Someone should make a avgn mod for it.

    • @Outlaw7263
      @Outlaw7263 8 років тому +3

      daikaiju lord YESSSS but some sick perv made a sexy demons mod instead -_- all demons are replaced by sexy succubi and the finishing moves are felatio, handy j's and anal -_-

    • @afroartist1086
      @afroartist1086 8 років тому +7

      Outlaw7263 I seen that, it was kind of funny to me. Anyway the bosses could me replaced by avgn's biggest enemies such as Satan, of course which would be the final boss.

    • @afroartist1086
      @afroartist1086 8 років тому

      Outlaw7263 Maybe, I forgot his name but he was this huge robot in the avgn movie. Maybe he could be in it?

  • @johnktejik9847
    @johnktejik9847 6 років тому +146

    Lol nuclear waffles. :)

    • @sulejmaniapologist
      @sulejmaniapologist 4 роки тому +2

      Since I watched this video I started calling these that

    • @calebdonaldson8770
      @calebdonaldson8770 3 роки тому +4

      @@sulejmaniapologist It's such an AVGN thing to say. He just names things based on how they look. In this case, he's pretty accurate! Much better name than "roto-discs".

  • @mattyD87
    @mattyD87 26 днів тому +2

    Dude, this comes from a time when UA-cam was really something. This belongs in a museum

  • @louthinator
    @louthinator 8 років тому +34

    you know this is old since all the credits at the end have myspace links...

    • @crono3015
      @crono3015 8 років тому +4

      I've known about this video for years, and I just reslized he was playing as Luigi.

  • @larkspurbetulaakahexagonal2902
    @larkspurbetulaakahexagonal2902 7 років тому +262

    watching him physically destroy that snes was painful

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 6 років тому +33

      Hexagonal Milo 10 way to valuable to destroy he must have used a home made prop or got a broken one

    • @therocknrollgamer9572
      @therocknrollgamer9572 6 років тому

      He wasted a lot of money for the super nes

    • @Thunderbolt_1000_Siren
      @Thunderbolt_1000_Siren 6 років тому +62

      I noticed it was piss yellow (due to age). Likely a dead one. He wouldn't destroy a working one.

    • @vector6977
      @vector6977 6 років тому +49

      @@Thunderbolt_1000_Siren just a shell. Innards are probably in a snestoaster.

    • @10104tbone
      @10104tbone 5 років тому +4

      dion woollaston looool a snes is not valuable I have 3, 2 of them are Cib

  • @JustinEvitable80
    @JustinEvitable80 8 років тому +18

    8:47. Killing the demon gives you a 1-Up.

  • @artemisarrow179
    @artemisarrow179 3 роки тому +27

    This is perhaps one of the AVGN’s best episodes

  • @chickencooger34
    @chickencooger34 10 років тому +30

    8:08 why would you do that to an SNES? :(

  • @j0doe1
    @j0doe1 8 років тому +44

    Things went so far out of hand I forgot what game that the Nerd was even talking about...

  • @robertdavis4192
    @robertdavis4192 5 років тому +66

    Super Mario: Judgment Day

  • @Tibor0803
    @Tibor0803 6 років тому +520

    What the "H" stand for?
    Hell?
    Not at all.
    Hentai?
    Yes.

  • @diepiepew12
    @diepiepew12 7 років тому +24

    This was the best video game Creepypasta I've ever seen...

  • @ourbambino
    @ourbambino 7 років тому +89

    *TOP 10 ANIME BATTLES*

    • @HoloFlight_118
      @HoloFlight_118 6 років тому +1

      AVGN and super metal death crist vs satan

  • @markuzthe0ne
    @markuzthe0ne 5 років тому +32

    I'm gonna start a metal band and call it "Nuclear Waffle" now. Thanks AVGN.

  • @TheAsrielDeal
    @TheAsrielDeal 6 років тому +104

    6:31 anyone see the pentagram in the cartridge?

  • @PetProjects2011
    @PetProjects2011 7 років тому +73

    2:45 IMO, the absolute greatest AVGN moment.

    • @gabeloezaa
      @gabeloezaa 2 роки тому

      you're so wrong. this will never even be able to compare to that materpiece that is Seaman review!!!!

  • @EggmanlandResident
    @EggmanlandResident 3 місяці тому +3

    He missed the opportunity to have the SMB3 cartridge say, "your mother blows cartridges in hell!"

  • @barneyjuniorYT
    @barneyjuniorYT 4 місяці тому +3

    The bad ending where James spirals into insanity and becomes the Angry Video Game Televangelist

  • @hellsbellsdog
    @hellsbellsdog 10 років тому +93

    This game is 9:50 minuets and its episode 46
    9+4 = 13
    13+ 6= 19
    there are 4 letters in AVGN
    19 + 4 = 23
    20 is my lucky number
    20-23 = 3
    halflife 3 confirmed

  • @LLF0
    @LLF0 11 років тому +14

    No matter how miraculous he was, Jesus could have never imagined that his face would be used for something like this xDD

  • @stui8Bit231vamp734
    @stui8Bit231vamp734 10 років тому +9

    8:34 More like James Rolfe's final smash.

  • @TheMadPacX
    @TheMadPacX 5 років тому +9

    6:44 Wilhelm scream. How have I not heard it before!?

  • @Mechaw
    @Mechaw 7 років тому +42

    This episode... James...!
    What were you thinking!?

  • @chronicfilms101
    @chronicfilms101 6 років тому +75

    What happened to the segment where he goes over The Wizard? Did he have to take it down?

    • @BreakfastAtNoon
      @BreakfastAtNoon 4 роки тому +9

      Might be on the Cinemasacre website they have extended cuts there.

  • @mickeymouse12678
    @mickeymouse12678 11 років тому +32

    How in the world did he come up with that ending? Acid?

  • @looperloop3527
    @looperloop3527 11 місяців тому +4

    I'm not so sure of the psychological effects of nostalgia. One day I'll be dead and my comment will still be here, and I watched AVGN before youtube even existed. Played Mario, loved it. It wasn't about speed running. It was it's own exploration, I do remember being the child then the feelings I got playing the game, pausing the game when I had gotten to a high level and had to go somewhere. I can't explain it all in this highly stimulating tictok world we live in but it felt really great then. I'm not certain I'll ever feel such emotions again in my life. Adulthood, or just too much internet, whatever the reason, I guess that is just what it is.

  • @LightYagami-cf1tb
    @LightYagami-cf1tb 9 років тому +257

    I'd worship THAT Jesus.

    • @dier440
      @dier440 9 років тому +1

      Light Yagami your not the only one

    • @LightYagami-cf1tb
      @LightYagami-cf1tb 9 років тому +1

      Lavender Town Theatre I'm never truly dead until those whose hearts I have touched have reverted to their natural, despicable ways

    • @TM871
      @TM871 9 років тому

      +Taaviees The Jokuman Super Mecha Death Christ is lo---NOPE, not even going there!

    • @andrewthefanboy1640
      @andrewthefanboy1640 9 років тому +5

      +Light Yagami That's funny, coming from you, Kira.

    • @LightYagami-cf1tb
      @LightYagami-cf1tb 9 років тому +1

      ***** Keep your religious bullshit to yourself as well.

  • @crowthewicked8344
    @crowthewicked8344 9 років тому +33

    2:17 that "crack" is called knowledge. Tanookis can do that and more in Japanese lore, hell if you think that's weird they have HUUUUGE big ones( if ya know whatta mean)

    • @ivanmegafanboy1981
      @ivanmegafanboy1981 9 років тому +3

      Testicles

    • @ArcYT
      @ArcYT 8 років тому

      +Kyle Uy what are you, a fuckin weeb??

    • @ivanmegafanboy1981
      @ivanmegafanboy1981 8 років тому +4

      What kind of...erhm, opium were smoking their ancestors? Better?

    • @crowthewicked8344
      @crowthewicked8344 8 років тому +1

      +Valve Corporation maybe
      I really like death battle

    • @saltysalt844
      @saltysalt844 2 роки тому

      I knew it, it's on "my master has no tail" anime

  • @tipsybun
    @tipsybun 8 років тому +252

    Imagine a priest, or anyone god-fearing watching this...

    • @tipsybun
      @tipsybun 8 років тому +2

      Umm...

    • @DreadfulNedburns
      @DreadfulNedburns 8 років тому +20

      I actually remember reading a post on TV Tropes ages back from someone who was obviously very religious. When James did the History of Super Mecha Death Christ later on, they hoped it was going to be James saying 'it's okay, it's just a joke! We're having a laugh!' and then got offended even more when it turned out to be another joke.
      In the end, I really have no idea what to even say to that.

    • @jadedandbitter
      @jadedandbitter 8 років тому +44

      Eh, worst case scenario they get offended- and not that much at that, since it's obviously so over the top. There have been way more sacrilegious things made that predate AVGN by close to a few millennia. I mean, do you really think somebody aware of the luciferian gnostic heresies is going to be upset by such a crude joke?
      I mean, we're Christians, not muslims, here. We can take a joke; and even when we can't, we don't kill people over it.

    • @drumadude28
      @drumadude28 8 років тому +11

      jadedandbitter Shots fired what a savage lol.

    • @pinkinglily6447
      @pinkinglily6447 8 років тому +7

      Not all Muslim are going to kill people just because people make a shame out of the religion. We were never taught of doing that.

  • @grandgojira8182
    @grandgojira8182 5 років тому +22

    8:18 there's your texas chainsaw massacre 2 reference

  • @MegaBondagemon
    @MegaBondagemon 10 років тому +6

    I'm so glad that this version edited out segments about The Wizard.

    • @rapa8361
      @rapa8361 10 років тому +2

      The Wizard was just pro-jew propaganda. I didn't fall for it when I was 9.

    • @rapa8361
      @rapa8361 10 років тому +1

      Ra Pa Seducing white girls with nintendo games. Think about it.

    • @therewasanattempt7092
      @therewasanattempt7092 10 років тому

      Same here I came for super mario bros 3

  • @ritcherschoenenberg3761
    @ritcherschoenenberg3761 9 років тому +34

    This video was brought to you by Michael Bay.

    • @bebochi7747
      @bebochi7747 8 років тому

      super mecha death Christ productions

  • @TheRansyn
    @TheRansyn 10 років тому +18

    "HOLY SHIT!...UARGH!!!!!" "WATCH THAT FUCKIN LANGUAGE!!!!" - James Rolfe, Super Mega Death Christ, 2008
    "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT?!" - Super Mega Death Christ, 2008

    • @seththomas942
      @seththomas942 10 років тому +3

      "FUCKERS!!!"
      -Super Mega Death Christ 2000

    • @JRBDWD
      @JRBDWD 10 років тому +1

      Words of wisdom my friends!

    • @youngdiffi
      @youngdiffi 10 років тому

      *mecha i know i'm a douche for pointing it out but it i figured i should say something again sorry

    • @AriochStarr
      @AriochStarr 10 років тому

      young diffi
      Yes. Yes you are.

    • @GuardianStriker
      @GuardianStriker 10 років тому +1

      Super Mega Death Christ didn't say "holy" with his swears. So he gets by. :)

  • @leroyvisiongames2294
    @leroyvisiongames2294 3 роки тому +1

    If you listen closely, the lyrics to the heavy metal song that plays towards the end during the fight are actually the lyrics to the AVGN theme song, followed by the Konami Code being chanted over and over again.

  • @Neopolirants
    @Neopolirants 10 років тому +26

    And this ladies and gentlemen is what the final days of the universe shall be like, Jesus with guns everywhere on him vs a NES possessed by the devil
    Amen

  • @deekmjones4463
    @deekmjones4463 3 роки тому +7

    I want that hardcore version of AVGN theme song at the end. Badass

  • @kamoverturf6192
    @kamoverturf6192 3 роки тому +7

    My favorite Avgn episodes are ones like this and his castlevania series. It’s like there’s more love in the videos that are about this favorite games.

  • @SuperMonaLisaBros
    @SuperMonaLisaBros 5 років тому +112

    I'm hilarious, and I found this video Christian!

  • @ZS05
    @ZS05 8 років тому +36

    When the Nerd started talking about devil references, I thought for a second that I was watching Game Theory.:D

  • @73caddydaddy93
    @73caddydaddy93 2 місяці тому +4

    Kids will never know how rad it was to experience this video when it was new,, I lost my shit at SuperMechaDeathChrist3000BC back then 😅

  • @co11in__18
    @co11in__18 8 років тому +47

    Did I just smoke something?

  • @jorrgemotta6964
    @jorrgemotta6964 24 дні тому +1

    No womder this guy became so famous this was a lot of work put into it , this is pretty fun

  • @kronasoosanork
    @kronasoosanork 8 років тому +175

    Who else is here after the script video to hear his voice when he was Ill?

  • @AONK
    @AONK 8 років тому +11

    [9:05] Great way to set up episode 47!

  • @TheRealSephiroth
    @TheRealSephiroth 6 років тому +114

    If jesus was actually like this thered be nothing left on earth

    • @orancyb
      @orancyb 6 років тому +4

      Just christians

    • @Judgement_Kazzy
      @Judgement_Kazzy 5 років тому +11

      Those merchants woulda got the fuck outta that temple real quick.

  • @Jim.Fletcherskorpius551
    @Jim.Fletcherskorpius551 4 роки тому +6

    5:04*none of the other mario games are like that.*
    Super mario galaxy 2: hold my Beer.

  • @Mechagodzillareturns56
    @Mechagodzillareturns56 4 місяці тому +6

    Craziest AVGN video ever

  • @samwindlove6844
    @samwindlove6844 8 років тому +26

    the p on the button means press and the one on the meter means power! thanks for helping me realize this

    • @TheLunaluxe
      @TheLunaluxe 8 років тому

      It means power or something

    • @leroyvisiongames2294
      @leroyvisiongames2294 7 років тому +2

      The Next on the "tarot" cards I'm pretty sure just stands for Nintendo

    • @leroyvisiongames2294
      @leroyvisiongames2294 7 років тому +2

      By "Next" I meant "N". Damn you, auto correct!!

  • @rezlogan4787
    @rezlogan4787 2 роки тому +3

    A robotic warlike Christ figure raining obscenities and artillery on Satan is a scene I never knew I needed so badly in my life.

  • @Lo-Sir
    @Lo-Sir Рік тому +5

    I love how Jesus, the kindest man to ever live (?) Was turned into a war machine ready to destroy anything that comes close to him.

  • @thevision3150
    @thevision3150 9 років тому +28

    I lost it at "Super Mecha Death Christ"!

    • @VerneditheSnail
      @VerneditheSnail 9 років тому

      Me too! LOL

    • @VerneditheSnail
      @VerneditheSnail 9 років тому +1

      The Vision I want an armor like that, made of video game accessories.

    • @thevision3150
      @thevision3150 9 років тому

      ***** Right? It looks so cool!

    • @VerneditheSnail
      @VerneditheSnail 9 років тому

      The Vision It looks like something a superhero would wear.

    • @thevision3150
      @thevision3150 9 років тому +1

      ***** Cuz he's a superhero.

  • @truepixelgamer8779
    @truepixelgamer8779 8 років тому +46

    Nintendo has 8 letters, there are 3 NES Mario games, the game values add up to 6 (SMB[1] + SMB[2]) + SMB[3]). There is one game based from Dookie Dookie Panic. 8 - 1 = 7. There are 7 koopa kids, there are also 7 kings, one in each world. 7/7 = 1, 7 - 1 = 6. 6 X 3 = 666.
    HELL CONFIRMED!

  • @michaelrobert6386
    @michaelrobert6386 5 років тому +14

    I played super Mario bros 3 all the time as a kid and I remember it being hard as hell. The worst levels were in ice world where everything was slippery.

  • @supreme-ss777
    @supreme-ss777 3 роки тому +16

    Super Mario Bros 3 honestly is one of the best things Nintendo put out. I really really love it.

    • @POTATOs123
      @POTATOs123 3 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @theguyfromwalgreens
      @theguyfromwalgreens 2 роки тому

      I still go back & forth between this & TMNT 2: The Arcade Game as my favorite NES games of all time.

  • @IPv6Freely
    @IPv6Freely 11 років тому +22

    Well... that escalated quickly.