They silently grow in the ground for 7 years like a very slow caterpillar, then in their weak, blind, and restricted state they scale the tree they were growing under in the night and bust outta their skin in the morning. Pretty metal to me.
Someone tell Damien that for every r/ExtremelyInfuriating or r/MildlyInfuriating video he does, delay the intro song that syncs with the letters popping up so it's all off beat for the ultimate effect
Antonell 22 its fake and forced though.. I understand its filler.. but it isn’t genuine. I appreciate his content too.. but that is one of the shortfalls.
@@swahi2702 Maybe (?) When I visited the UK a few years ago, I went to Scotland for a few days. I had no problem understanding the people in Edinburgh. (The English spoken there, especially by younger people, didn't sound too different from that in England; it was difficult for me to discern a difference) I couldn't understand older people or people in the countryside around Aberdeen though; not sure if it was Scots or just really thickly-accented English.
@@silvahedgehog Not exactly. I'll give a bit more info. It uses a mechanism to move the memory eraser through a long narrow tube that must be aimed at the victi- I mean subject.
@@seantaggart7382 there is a guy that has tried to beat his level to upload it for more than 2000 hours. He still isn't finished. It's chainchompbraden with his masterpiece trials of death
@@maddiesquareddefunct how do you know? You can't see in everyone's head and make sure no one in the world cares. Honestly, "nobody cares" is pretty rude. Maybe me correcting spelling errors could be annoying, but you're just being rude.
a woman from edenburg scotland....edenburg scotland....if you listen closely you can hear the ruffling of kilts and the sharpening of claymores as they mount their attack on this man
Damien: eedinburg He's speaking the language of the gods Thanks for the like kind stranger! [X104] Thanks for the like kind stranger! [X225] Thanks for the like kind stranger! [X340]
@@azuhawl mmm idk, intil i get bored of typing a parody of a reference to another emkay reddit video. i think at 1,848 likes. Then ill put "Thanks for the like kind stranger [x insert_amount_of_likes]
5:03 Who wakes up smiling?! Or is that something that I just...don’t do...and everybody else does? Edit: I didn’t mean to come off as edgy, I just am tired and I can’t move any muscles properly for about 10 minutes, which means I can’t smile.
Damien: *UwU im wuwin it* Also Damien: That one is actually cute Everyone: Say *Sike* right now You absolute *bafoon* You fell for my trap! I just made you push the read more button! *Muhahaha*
No one (at least recently): "because this something I would try and like play on a stream, and just start crying about 5 seconds in." streamer Markiplier in a nutshell.
The Flying Kalamari No. That movie was good, but not good enough to take the top spot, and besides I First saw Cars when I was 3, and first saw Cars 2 when I was 8. I watched Cars all the time when I was little, so it has a Nostalgia factor, and the story’s pretty good, but what really wins me over is the characters, I love how each character has a quick, and that’s what makes them so likable. Cars 2 had a clever plot, but the first one has more good stuff in it.
3:44 Those aren’t dead bugs, they are old cicada exoskeletons that the cicadas have shed.
No bugs were harmed in the making of this Godzilla
That isn't as Metal as it being dead bugs.
They silently grow in the ground for 7 years like a very slow caterpillar, then in their weak, blind, and restricted state they scale the tree they were growing under in the night and bust outta their skin in the morning. Pretty metal to me.
Suprisingly I knew that
It's cicada season right now I have to listen to those monsters flying around my window every night
lol
Damien uploads:
Thanks, I -hate it- _love it_
Nice
nice
m
Very. Very nice.
nice
1:43 Sometimes I feel like I'm the only guy who likes hyperrealistic stuff
4:58 I didn't need to see this, I was having a nice day
I think you've wondered into hell somehow if that's realistic to you. Good news is you still have internet. Worth
8:45 kill me now
We all have our limits
4:58 ruined my life
8:03 shall haunt my nightmares
Deer: * has 8 arms*
EmKay: "High-8 me my guy!"
Me, with 5 arms: "Yes, I get it"
Yo another Chernobylian!
Huzzah a man of quality!
Someone tell Damien that for every r/ExtremelyInfuriating or r/MildlyInfuriating video he does, delay the intro song that syncs with the letters popping up so it's all off beat for the ultimate effect
You are the enemy of the people.
I never noticed that until now
DUARRR MEMEK
WAH SIAK GILA WOI
Yes
That thumbnail gave my sleep paralysis demon its own demon..
Good! bitch deserves it
Hi, pit
@@lolitamolita5354 that aint pit, that be Kit, Pit's deformed brother
Rin The Random Person I’m using that as my backstory now
The thumbnail looked fine to me before i saw the teeth
"They have eye-tennas"
I spat out my orange juice.
XD
XD
XD
Aarham Khan make sure to brush your teeth before
U are orange juice gang?
Damien: that mans riding the millipede!
Centipede: *disappointed centipede noises*
I just got done saying that, that's hilarious.
The fact that James drew that once in his life makes me cry from laughter and disappointment 2:42
Same
He's a furry
Brappo confirmed
me too buddy
@@elijahlundby6387 im really fucking sad about this
"You know, that's a lot of tough talk from a guy who's name is mostly consonants."
r/rareinsults
5000 subscribers!?!! How about 1 :)
*sweats in 4 vowels and 4 consonants*
Nigga
One of my many *s t r e n g t h s*
@Moses Skullframe Yes, very agreed.
it's like cursed images, except i didn't fuCKING ask for it
That profile pic tho, it's my safe haven from the trauma that EmKay put together 🤣
Em Stinson I appreciate the August D/Suga/Min yoongi pic also I agree with your statement😊
Min suga Jang Jang Mc boom boom
Mia Cortez yess I’ve found my people how are you fellow army?
500th like and yes, it is
Therapist: The man with weird eyes and four rows of teeth isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.
The man with weird eyes and four rows of teeth: 4:55
I’m calling the SCP Foundation
Nathanie M SCP-wtf
😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😃😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
It started at 4:50, not 4:55
Lime Crewmate Yeah but it was still there at 4:55
emkay: *says UwU is cute*
every single furry/weeb in a 70 mile radius: *ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US*
Nah most furries seem to find that cursed lmao
UwU is a c u r s e d thing, it must be d e l e t e d
@@Fenik-ns1uc there should be a million likes for this comment.
i can do it all
Allow me to introduce myself I'm a weeb
3:05 That's not a millipede, It's a centipede
Which is f****** horrifying.
no.
That's a Ripstik
Arthopluera?
@@alisonlaw
*intense breathing*
no its an oversized centipede toy that u can ride on
@@aaaaa-299 do you have the link to the centipede toy? I want it
@@madhatter8509 its a real centipede, he is just kidding.
Normal people: Edinburgh
Damien: eedinburg
That annoyed me so much as a person from Scotland
Ah, Americans.
correction. not normal people.
NON AMERICANS*
keeryn Harley me to
Bruh I’m Canadian and even I know how say it correctly
That Mario one is like me playing dodgeball in P.E.
It’s just dodgeball for everyone
The youtuber who finished the level was lilkirbs , one of the best SMM2 players
That level was a 1-1 remake if you didn‘t notice
Donkey to
When?
It reminded me of the FNAF World Rainbow mini game
8:58 THAT HORSE WAS MY PHONE LOCK SCREEN FOR NEARLY MY ENTIRE SOPHOMORE YEAR LMAO
If I turned my phone on and saw that shit in the middle of the night I'd be done
Amazing
I’m in my sophomore; I’m going to take your idea
@@pendingauthor2536 lmao
Mine was too no joke wtf
Nobody:
Literally no one:
Giraffes:
"Meesa hungry. Meesa get some leaves."
I dont even watch starwars and i got the refrence
Like titans with people?
gagswyyddyy hi eren
Nice one Mr. Yeager
*666 likes*
Nobody:
EmKay at 6:29:
**Villager noise**
• nice
Born huh
EmKay: *villager noise*
villagers out side his house *HMM*
tHAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING--
The more you listen to it it sounds more like; hwah
I still wonder why r/floridapeople isn't a thing yet
Ikr
still waiting
I would love that
Make it a thing! Be the change you wanna see in the world!
It is
3:02 *shows centipede*
"He's riding the millipede"
You unseasoned chicken wing!
r/rareinsults
Spitfire Blaziken Don't Reddit this you deflated popped airbed
Damien’s laugh is everything I need in life.
*ksi laugh*
@@onlyone7069 *Ethan's laugh*
The notion that a baby's first laugh becomes a fairy is untrue it's actually Damian's laugh that doesn't do this either.
Antonell 22 its fake and forced though.. I understand its filler.. but it isn’t genuine. I appreciate his content too.. but that is one of the shortfalls.
@Hyp3rNova56 no thank you.
English: *Has pronunciation*
Damien: *"EEDINBURG"*
English: "Am I a joke to you?"
Scottish =/= English
@@CytotoxinK Scottish people use the English language, as does most of the population of the United Kingdom...
@@CytotoxinK have you ever met a Scottish person who spoke Scots?
@@swahi2702 Maybe (?)
When I visited the UK a few years ago, I went to Scotland for a few days. I had no problem understanding the people in Edinburgh.
(The English spoken there, especially by younger people, didn't sound too different from that in England; it was difficult for me to discern a difference)
I couldn't understand older people or people in the countryside around Aberdeen though; not sure if it was Scots or just really thickly-accented English.
@@CytotoxinK English and scottish pronunciation of Edinburgh is the same as burgh is just a scottish way of writing brough. That makes it ed-in-bruh
ME: TIHI stands for Thanks i hate it
My brain: *Ryan Higa*
Teehee
Stolen, i think
As much I hate the idea of blinking with one of those contacts in, I do like how easy it looks to get out. I mean, you just pull the string.
and the suction pulls your eyeball out too
@@andersonrobotics5608
r/cursedcomments
@@andersonrobotics5608 Oh my effing god!
why need multiple colors when it always gives you red?
@@bap3227 pshh~! who needs colors anyways when you are blind😌😎
2:34
“Here we have exhibit E of James being a furry”
Ikr
THE PROPHECYYYyyYyYyYYyYyy
Yes my brother confront him with as many uwus and owos as possible
Oh i get it
Ha
No one:
Not a soul:
TheOdd1sOut: Makes out with a bear
The conspiracy theorists are right! James really is a furry!
😂
Chef Pyro no james is actually a furry
@@sutaffi9328 I was making a joke, but sure
Why's your logo is minecraft
9:00 He didn't even talk about how there's just another person's left hand groping "Honk."
Now THATS cursed. Thanks, I hate it.
"High eight me mate"
Its.... Its actually a... a *HIGH FORTY*
Gabriel Schneider thanks, I hate it
Yes
@@Ari-fs6oe I love it
Y E S
ALL MIGHT DEKU PFP
I hate you, editor. That's 5 hours of my life im never getting back
11:11
xD
NOTE: YKL-D4C-TQF
Reddit: R/TIHI
Noone:
Me: r/TEEHEE
Finally someone
SAME
Same
R/HEEhEe
sameee
1:36 how could Batman have tan lines when he’s only active at night
I said the same thing
This is even worse than cursed images, I'm never going to be able to unsee that thumbnail
I'm probably going to burn my eyes out of my head
Would a pug horse be called a porse?
Or even better....
A hug :)
Or even better.
A hog.
It would be a purse.
Edit:
I think we're making history here.
Hurgse, Pourgse, Puse, Puse horg, Hopu, or Puhor are other options
Can we just be clear here? that was a American bulldog’s nose
Awe :)
The guy in the thumbnail looks like he could open wallnuts with his teeth.
9:09
"A woman from eedenburg, Scotland-"
Me: AHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA
I don't get it
Not funny, didn't laugh
Did you know sometimes…
Goldfish don't smile back
WHAT
HOW THE F**K DOES THAT WORK.
In my mind I always saw it as a fish swimming into a sharks mouth, they can swim in but they can't get out.
NO IT CANT BE! NOOO
the snack that smiles back
*g o l d f i s h*
EmKay: "is that a skateboard?"
Me: No, it's just highly irradiated.
@@aeuhfde6540 *r i p s t i k**
Damien:”Eedinburg”
Me:*angery Scottish noises*
Me: *Blows bagpipes intensity*
*eats haggis louder*
N i c e ! *slips into kilt*
Same thing happens when people try and pronounce urquhart castle
But it's damien, so I forgive him.
The Mr. Mime one made me laugh
"Don't ever type those words again"
Damien: *Sees Edinburgh*
Damien: "Edenburg"
People of Edinburgh: Am I a joke to you?
i think everyone in scotland or even the entire uk physically crinkled once he said that
The fact u had to come this far down to see this comment distresses me
I was waiting for a fellow Scotsman
Hank Hill bloody scurrys
As a Scot, that was the most *Thanks I hate it* part of the video
I need to unsee the Powerpuff Girls thing.
Anyone got a Men In Black Neuralyzer?
I have something similar that works just as well. I wouldn't recommend using it though because of the side effects, such as death.
Cbdragon 15 is it called a knife?
Suffer with us
@@silvahedgehog Not exactly. I'll give a bit more info. It uses a mechanism to move the memory eraser through a long narrow tube that must be aimed at the victi- I mean subject.
Nope, but I might be able to get my hands on some 'mnestics
I was laying down when I saw the Powerpuff thing I nearly cried with the pure terror
The true question is, can the Powerpuff Girls command each of their tiny little hand-hands individually?
I don't know
Remember. Someone had to beat that Mario Maker level to make people able to play it. I don't know if that's the same way with Mario Maker 2
Well yeah of course
Well if you have made the map then you know where to go so it shouldn't be too hard
Yeah U-break was beating by PANGAEA in a stream JUST TO RELEASE IT!
@@seantaggart7382 there is a guy that has tried to beat his level to upload it for more than 2000 hours. He still isn't finished. It's chainchompbraden with his masterpiece trials of death
@@Luaporleafcutterant oh ok but still
Edinburgh is actually pronounced:
Ed-in-bruh
you're welcome!
BRUH
b r u h
B R U H
B.R.U.H
HURB
6:15 I was sitting on the toilet watching this
You have scarred me for life Damien
Time to link up 👀
OML I'm on the toilet now typing this shit UGH
😟
Me: *sees thumbnail*
Me: *gets f--ING scared by it*
Also me: *clicks it*
Emkay: reacts positively to half the posts
Thanks I Hate You
Emkay: *pronounces Edinburgh as eedenburg*
thanks, I hate it
E
fOck disrespect to meh country!
Ik Edinburgh is a city lol
I died inside when he said that
i just
that was not fun
2:31
"I swear I'm not a furry!"
~ James
Also James:
honestly tho im waiting for the video where he comes out to being a furry
f my names james
@@KC_DoesStuff Yep. He's way too vocal about it imo. The lady doth protest too much...
2:26 "Why would I want to molest the bears"
2:31 "I can be verrry convincing"
nobody:
Damien when he see's something disgusting: N E A T
Disgusting*
English is good very
Gnarly **
LeoH8Ya I think he would say ‘Neat’ if he saw your grammar.
When some things happens I hate, I just hammer it with sarcastic compliments.
4:41
I’m eating an cherry popsicle and almost died
why are you eating a cherry popsicle
@@Xx_AngelofSin_xX the question is why not?
@@Xx_AngelofSin_xX レロレロレロレロ
3:05
*"He's Riding The Millipeed!"*
Me: *(visible south-west confusion)* .....you sure that's a Millipeed?
Yep I thought the same
*millipede
@@fluffacep *nobody cares
@@maddiesquareddefunct how do you know? You can't see in everyone's head and make sure no one in the world cares. Honestly, "nobody cares" is pretty rude. Maybe me correcting spelling errors could be annoying, but you're just being rude.
@Fluffacep no, grammar police. It doesn't matter if they spelled it right or wrong. It's a *CENTIPEDE*
3:47
The fact that they're dead bugs makes it even more disturbing-
9:55 okay dude... I have frequent nosebleeds... I'm now scarred for life thank you😳
see a DOCTOR after travelling out of US
Wait are you a weeb?? This is important
Wixy holy shit you’re eleven
Oh god me too
Did you know you can have a parasyte living in your eyeball
a woman from edenburg scotland....edenburg scotland....if you listen closely you can hear the ruffling of kilts and the sharpening of claymores as they mount their attack on this man
Oy, if you warn him we lose the element of surprise.
Damien: eedinburg
He's speaking the language of the gods
Thanks for the like kind stranger! [X104]
Thanks for the like kind stranger! [X225]
Thanks for the like kind stranger! [X340]
@b0realis I believe so
@@azuhawl mmm idk, intil i get bored of typing a parody of a reference to another emkay reddit video. i think at 1,848 likes. Then ill put
"Thanks for the like kind stranger [x insert_amount_of_likes]
@@azuhawl i want to see how may ppl get the reference
1:26 More like, "Thanks, I love it."
watching that mario maker level was the worst thing i've ever experienced in my full 23 years of life.
*Wait is that ty in your profile pic- are you an nctzen*
5:03
Who wakes up smiling?!
Or is that something that I just...don’t do...and everybody else does?
Edit: I didn’t mean to come off as edgy, I just am tired and I can’t move any muscles properly for about 10 minutes, which means I can’t smile.
i have to..
@@lecinnamonroll4953 oh...
R/I'm14AndThisIsDeep
It’s not edgy. Just...I’m usually tired and wanna go back to bed. Not really r/im14andthisisdeep.
ПСИОО 2 madlad
the whole Powerpuff Girls one mades me laugh my ass off
Damien: *UwU im wuwin it*
Also Damien: That one is actually cute
Everyone: Say *Sike* right now
You absolute *bafoon*
You fell for my trap!
I just made you push the read more button!
*Muhahaha*
UwU I'm wuvin it
*UwU I’m wuvin it*
UwU I'm Wuvin it
Uwu I’m wuvin it
UwU I'm wuvin it
Am I the only one who imagines Michael Jackson going TEEE HEEE when it shows tihi?
Or nigahiga
Thanks I hate it , now I can't un see it
How do you get this far into life thinking Edinburgh is pronounced Edenberg?
*Thanks, I hate it.*
i'm at at least a C2 level of english and i still can't even guess how you pronounce those places' names. and i don't care either
Amey PT Ed-in-bruh
Or
Ed~in~bur~ah
I'm 22 years old and I had no idea, wtf ??????
@@charleseunson2629 remove the -ah. its just bruh.
Human and bear making out:
Damien: *i dig it*
Burn the subreddit
PLEASE BURN IT PLEEEEAAAASE
Me: sees giraffe
also me: wait is that Jar Jar Binks?
Nice catch. All I thought of was Mr. Krabs lol
Ishi Tib?
r/TIHI is just reporpused r/cursed images.
Change my mind.
ah yes. *enslaved cursed images.*
No, r/TIHI and r/cursedimages are the same thing.
@@cluster_the_sparkledog It's also cursed videos, so no...
@@cluster_the_sparkledog wrong
Thanks, I hate it.
No one (at least recently):
"because this something I would try and like play on a stream, and just start crying about 5 seconds in." streamer Markiplier in a nutshell.
Emkay:TIHI
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Not even you:
me:TEE HEE
YEEEEESSSSSS Jared dines lol
I was the 69th like you're welcome
Other people:Tee Hee
I did that lmao
Wait a minute if not a single would or anyone said anything... what are ya!?
Edinburgh: exists
No one:
Absolutely no single one:
EmKay: Eedinburreg
Hey guys I'm in EeDiNbUrReG
@Arran B u gay bro?
It's... not pronounced that way?
@@isubscribetogoodartists5858 no it's ed-in-bruh
Useless No one
r/ImSorryJohn: *likes awful everything*
r/AwfulEverything: *likes ImSorry john back*
(13 years later)
r/TIHI:
This is my headcanon.
5:35 just imagine someone pulling on it, but the lenses have built up a pressure to your eye so they pull you whole eye out.
"that dude is riding a millipede?"
My dude, that's a centipede.
9:43 did.. did you just pronounce Edinburgh eedin-burg? Thanks, I hate it.
how to pronounce Edinburgh?
Is that not right??
@@user-db1ec2lw4w basically [edinbruh]
@Dση'τ mίss me ωίτн τнατ gαγ sнίτ
ohh, thank you!
@@user-db1ec2lw4w no prob:)
6:30 confirned that Damien works at mojang for the villager sounds
People: has normal skateboards
Australia: 3:03
On this episode of teaching Damien how to pronounce UK cities
It's pronounced ed-ing-boro-ugh
Or just Edin-bruh
Ed-in-ber-uh
It's pronounced shithole aids apocalypse
@@ali666317 no that's Birmingham or London, your choice.
@@sabersz Nah that's definitely london
0:00 Gorefield:finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary!
That thumbnail is going to be my sleep paralysis monster..
Emanuele Del Grande your not alone my friend...
Fun fact: Considering the infinite size of the universe, both horse-dogs *_do_* exist.
D-did he just say Ee-din-burg in an attempt to say Edinburgh.
Its E-din-bruh
No no no it's ed-in-bruh said quickly
@@Gorbenko-yo1kk it's edinbruh slowly too
it's Eh'din-buruh
...I thought it was ee-din-burg
Copper Candycorn no it’s pronounced Edinbruh lmao, how do you not know that?!
I would be super pissed if Pixar even thought about remaking Cars, because that’s my favorite movie, and NOTHING can top it!
*sees profile picture*
I see
The Flying Kalamari No. That movie was good, but not good enough to take the top spot, and besides I First saw Cars when I was 3, and first saw Cars 2 when I was 8. I watched Cars all the time when I was little, so it has a Nostalgia factor, and the story’s pretty good, but what really wins me over is the characters, I love how each character has a quick, and that’s what makes them so likable. Cars 2 had a clever plot, but the first one has more good stuff in it.
Sempthawase r/respectotherpeoplesopinions. Because if you don’t then I’m coming for you!
"Is this a Ross O'Donovan level?"
Oh...
6:10
People watching on the toilet:
*I absolutely hate you.*
Hard mario level: (exists)
Damien: Is this a Ross O'Donnovan level?
10:05
the worst part is that *IT'S* an official level
1-1 But With A Twist
An* 😝😉😎😜
@@ftw_dragonps4295 i won't accept that
seems like normal jumping to me
@@ftw_dragonps4295 no
The eyetenna girraffe is just an elongated Jar Jar Binks
8:44 Now this is what's actually gonna create a family feud
Damien: he’s riding the millipede!
Me: my dude, that’s a centipede...
Lol
My Friend: Ya know, church is free!
Me: **slowly turns head around** I can’t afford it.
No one:
Literally no one :
Not a soul :
Damien : WHEEZE AHHAHAHA WHEEZEEEEE
6:02 the worst part is I was sitting on a toilet while watching
Lmao at 8:37 with the tiny hands. One is flipping the bird 🤣🤣🤣
r/tihi: exists
Damian for half the posts: thanks i love it
"You've Been Giving Pepsi to CHILDREN"
Me: I'm 8 years old and I drink soda so you can't blame me
Is this r/youngpeopleyoutube
I apologize for any trauma this video causes you in your adult life
You know EmKay had his head upwards as he yelled this. I can tell he had fun with that one.
10:39
"Mewtwo was right"
"Mr.Mime has a humiliation fetish and Ash's mom totally doms him."
Zamasu was right.