had a biology test today She asked for an explanation of a hereditary disease on the test I wrote if my parent can't have children I can't have children
i love how the name the subreddit changes how people respond to it. i saw one of the posts in r/comedyheaven and the reaction changed. i know humour is subject but yk, just an observation.
Exactly! Some of these are kinda funny, I don't they should have been posted to the subreddit. I feel like Comedycemetery should be reserved for the unanimously unfunny stuff(be it outdated, childish or boomer humour)
legend has it that emkay truly does find the ComedyCemetery of reddit hilarious and is covering it up with his filthy lies. You try to hide it Emkay, but I know. I know all of it.
It can also mean s***. Like for example, "oh K***a" and "oh s**t" Also, I get annoyed when my parents use words like sp**pszaj, ch*j, p**rdolić, j*bać, p*zda, d*mać, r*chać, e.t.c infront of me and my siblings and then they tell us to not say these words. To naprawde mnie drażni. I jeśli napisze coś źle, to poprostu że jeszcze niejestem najlepsza w pisaniu po Polsku, ale umiem nawet dobrze mówić.
What do you call a fish that is dead? A dead fish! 😂😂😂😂😑😂😑😂😂 This is epic can we hit *disrespectful childen?* Edit: I've finally figured out how to get likes. You gotta post fast. Thanks guys. This doesn't happen often. Edit 2: holy shit I think this is my most liked comment. Thanks guys it means a lot to me.
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5:00 Mom: WHAT IS THIS WHITE POWDER I FOUND IN YOUR ROOM?! Me: Uh, it's sugar. For... sweet dreams? Mom: ... Oh, you saw that me-me Carol posted, too? Wasn't that funny? Me: Sure mom. Where did you think I got the sugar?
Did you know the original why did the chicken cross the road is an anti joke it simply goes why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side I dont remember why we made anti jokes but this is one of them
2:35 What the hell kind of test is this kid taking? Two history questions, a geography one and a social studies one? Also, Napoleon did not die in battle. He died in exile while on the Island of Saint Helena. The exact cause of death is debated, but was probably stomach cancer.
This subreddit gives me the feeling that I get when I scroll Instagram. I see posts that FEEL like it's supposed to be funny, and in another world I would be laughing, but I stay calm and pokerfaced.
When Emkay did the "FFFFFUUUUUU" on the charger one... honestly bro, he could be on a heavy metal bands... you know the ones where they scream every line!
Perfect Chills voice. A important edit to note: The comic at 7:09 is refering to Parkland shooting survivor Emma Gonzalez. Why it looks like that is because of a meme called Goblina. As for the homophobic F-Word, it's believed the shooter was bullied, even though that was the opposite.
So storytime: 2 kids were fighting in class and one said: "youre gay!" and the other one said: "the only one gay here is you!" so i laughed at them because *im* the only one thats bi atleast i think but i still havent come out..
Damien has what I call the "Jolly Man's laugh" No matter how hard he laughs it's contagious and there's always a slight wheeze. I love a Jolly Man's laugh
Someone at my school wrote a joke on The Whiteboard that literally goes like this: a man painted a wooden fence, afterwards it was Green. Yes that was it...
0:00 [Political joke where i know nothing about the topic, make it a part of the joke, but still get chewed out so hard, i get swallowed by Kirby] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA * Comedy. *
4:41 And then he realizes he has to pay twice the price of a console to play a game in the same quality as a console. And also, it's an online game and he keeps getting killed by hackers. PC - Master Race Consoles - Advanced Master Race People who play both and don't dip into stupid Platform Wars - Grandmaster Race 5:14 hate to be that guy but... used the spare Tyre that you're obligated to have in case one pops during a Trip? Or is that only a thing in Switzerland?
0:54 Hi, a polish here! That was hilarious to hear, sorry for laughing at your pronunciation 😅 (and that's a curse) (and also true. Sadly we even use it as a ", " in our sentences...)
uhh... the joke at 7:04 is a lot deeper lol. "Goblina" is supposed to represent a hispanic girl and the guy she sits next to in the class is Nicholas Cruz
I'll be honest, it's hilarious to me when people get offended when I say "those are two guys getting married. That's pretty gay." Like, literally simply pointing out a gay couple and calling them gay.
@@estebanrodas31 It's a comic that is painting Parkland Shooter survivor Emma Gonzalez as one of the people who "bullied" the shooter long before Parkland came onto the news, even though that looks to be the complete opposite.
@@tonypeppermint5329 Wow. That is way, way worse than I could have imagined. I'd laugh at how pathetic making fun of a High Schooler is but I also suspect the people making these comics are dangerous and unhinged.
Me:*listens to intro and ontro music(same music)* Im Mister King Dice...~ Me:*Notice what I just did* Me:oh fluff....I'm gonna be addicted to Cuphead again...
9:28 well I see the person who made that meme is a person of culture. They took that line ("so what am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?") from Sherlock.
Emkay: doesn’t realize that he is cursing in polish”
Me: “cackling in polish”
I am low-key snicker-cackling lol
also slovak boi
Yeah as a pole myself i think that meme is funny (except that true story sign od course)
"Oł kurła" by em kay
jej w końcu ktoś z polski
Emkay: refuses to curse in english
Also Emkay: calmly curses in polish
E̶m̶K̶a̶y̶ Demian
@@treppi Damian*
Blet
@@Akyure Damnian
@Wildfire No cursing here Darnian*
I used to cackle so hard at those “FFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-“ memes in 2015 and i used to think it was the highlight of my life 💀
Now we have *STONKS*
Be honest we all have
I wonder...
FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
You mean rage comics
The troll memes used to be the peak of comedy
Damien: Refuses to swear in English
Also Damien: *Le swears in Polish without knowing*
lmfao yeah I started giggling when he said kurwa.
Damien: ''This isn't funny''
Also Damien: *WHEEEEEEZE*
what does てまき mean
Matt Golka translate it lol, it’s Japanese
@@sunbea4477 sishi roll was what i got
It's funny how most Polish sentences can be replaced with a curse word
Tru
o kurwa
Przejżałeś nas
Seszer 06 kurwa
@@logansmith6586 kurwa indeed
Nobody
Every comedy cemetery post ever: *B R O*
*BRO BRO BRO BRO?*
*B R O*
*B R O*
imagine this with pictures
this post deserves to be in r/comedycemetery
Delete this you impotent idiot
Epic😂
had a biology test today She asked for an explanation of a hereditary disease on the test I wrote if my parent can't have children I can't have children
i love how the name the subreddit changes how people respond to it. i saw one of the posts in r/comedyheaven and the reaction changed. i know humour is subject but yk, just an observation.
Which one?
Exactly! Some of these are kinda funny, I don't they should have been posted to the subreddit. I feel like Comedycemetery should be reserved for the unanimously unfunny stuff(be it outdated, childish or boomer humour)
r/facepalm has that same problem.
This sub used to be good. Now the posts are just too subjective. Most of these are "didn't laugh but still not awfully cringey"
@@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 r/woooosh too
As a homosexual and a gay, i can agree with the thumbnail
Very relatable
I thought it was a hoax.
Mikeyyys you oompa loompa
and i for one
cannot breath :')
*laughs in bi*
Kurwa is not multi purpose word, it's more like god of words.
He is speaking the language of gods
kurwa is picka but popular
I’m polish, all I know it’s great watching people trying to pronounce it.
I can't do the tongue roll and it pisses me off every time
memes dead lol, I’m polish at first I couldn’t even say it properly.
Polish here! You pronounce "kurwa" alright but with a different accent.
It’s more of a koor-vah
Nareszcie! Wszyscy moi znajomi mówią tylko po Polsku! Nikt nie ogląda EmKay! Zawiążmy znajomość!
o cholera
@@easyforantsantsants9280 ok, jak się mamy skontaktować?
@Hachishakusama Chcez ze mną pogadac lol? Mam Messengera, discorda I Instagrama
0:55 as a polish person, this is the most relatable thing ever
Damien: * says polish word wrong *
Polandball community: *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
*Dies in Countryhumans.*
*laughs in German*
@@samthetransgay7866 yes
i mean... he tried?
Iv never been so happy watching emkay and scrolling through the comments :D
Me: Hears Damien's laugh
Me: Smiles
God: *YOU HAVE BEEN FORGIVEN OF ALL SINS*
legend has it that emkay truly does find the ComedyCemetery of reddit hilarious and is covering it up with his filthy lies.
You try to hide it Emkay, but I know. I know all of it.
ok boomer
Some of it is funny tho
I laughed at half of the jokes in this video. I did not laugh in an r/comedyheaven video.
Not even once.
R/comedycemetery:*exists*
Grim reaper: *visible confusion*
The irony is that this belongs in r/ComedyCemetery.
@@SomberSora lmao
mobile user
I'm not gay but 2O$ is 2O$..
*[Insert Dab]*
Sub or Gtfo. Those O's are giving me anxiety
@@TheWolfaroo ikr lmao
@MethHead519 yeah I was w0ndering myself t00
pretty gay
Bruh moment.
“These aren’t funny”
*5 sec ago*
“Haha”
"Homosexuals are gay"
Yes and the floor here is floor
Mmm yes the floor is made of floor
@@h0bbylessperson59 ahh yes the air is made of oxygen.
((((((((((((((((((:
Hm yes the flour here is made out of flour
Hmmmm..... Yes, the chair here is made of human skin
@@possums154 hang on a second
If he put sugar on the pillow to have sweet dreams
Imma put some liquid to my pillow
so it can be wet
Bruh
knee ger
Pffft,i put a paralysed man as My pillow,So he can’t expirience a sleep paralysis demon
yo do you have a n word pass for that knee ger??
@@the_cursed_7775 with a profile picture like that......your right
Pepsi
I am with Pepsi not with coke So i am joining you
When something is on comedy cemetery and heaven
*Visible Confusion
the joke was so bad it *_A S C E N D E D_*
I think the Joe mama meme is dead so go to comedy cemetery
I would really like to see a 10 minute episode of r/goodboys and Damien to provide commentary for every post
Talking Sock Boston Sports so we get to see one post?😂😂
@@doodleboop3742 honestly, I would pay to watch 10 minutea of Damien reacting to one post
will rayder oml i want this
Yes please.
@@peskyrat4 yeah that would be great
No jokes man
*me laughing at his commentary*
King Pandeh ur picture is adorable
LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
Sees your pfp:
Tony Stark screaming over facetime
NOT FUNNY
DIDN'T LAUGH
a potato with crippling anxiety thanks
i speek polish
Eggster what kind if polish speaker are you if u think kurwa means fuck? Its “bitch” all day long..
Eggster I know how you feel cuz I’m polish too
Misalign GT you don’t speak polish don’t you?
Patrykes123 The Terrarian Official I dont, I speak romanian and kurwa in my language its curva and it means bitch
It can also mean s***. Like for example, "oh K***a" and "oh s**t"
Also, I get annoyed when my parents use words like sp**pszaj, ch*j, p**rdolić, j*bać, p*zda, d*mać, r*chać, e.t.c infront of me and my siblings and then they tell us to not say these words.
To naprawde mnie drażni. I jeśli napisze coś źle, to poprostu że jeszcze niejestem najlepsza w pisaniu po Polsku, ale umiem nawet dobrze mówić.
What do you call a fish that is dead?
A dead fish! 😂😂😂😂😑😂😑😂😂
This is epic can we hit *disrespectful childen?*
Edit: I've finally figured out how to get likes. You gotta post fast. Thanks guys. This doesn't happen often.
Edit 2: holy shit I think this is my most liked comment. Thanks guys it means a lot to me.
sO gUyS wE dId It no shit sherlock
you call it a de-sea-sed fish
ha, get it?
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@@ilikepancakes512 i dont get it
Deceased is another word for dead so ilikepancakes just did us a funny.
sO gUyS wE dId It oh god is this whole thing painful.
why dont blind people turn up their render distance
Or drink milk
Or eat carrots
shit i shouldve have thought of that
Pff idiots
No that's people with glasses, blind people can't see so why turn up render distance if you can't see shit
Ahn yes, the jokes here made of *boomer*
Rafael Correia Ahh yes the time here is made of 9/11
Ok boomer
Business is booming
Y e s
@@victrix5607 you reminded me of when my dad died. He died at 9/11. He was the greatest pilot ever
As a Polish person , I have only one thing to say ...
Kurwa
Lol
Mać
Kurwa
Podzielam opinię
I'm polish too
How to pronounce Kurwa 101:
koorva
Just make sure to pronounce the "koo" part like you are trying to imitate a bird
RosyChild As in “Koo-r-vah.” Or “Koor.Vah.”
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Dovakin?
Time stamp?
@Kaname yup! Just like that
5:00
Mom: WHAT IS THIS WHITE POWDER I FOUND IN YOUR ROOM?!
Me: Uh, it's sugar. For... sweet dreams?
Mom: ... Oh, you saw that me-me Carol posted, too? Wasn't that funny?
Me: Sure mom. Where did you think I got the sugar?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know.
Nephealm *no*
Did you know the original why did the chicken cross the road is an anti joke it simply goes why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side I dont remember why we made anti jokes but this is one of them
@@bloggingoreo who's there??
@@bloggingoreo I dont like parties
To KFC
"These are not funny"
*proceeds to laugh like a hyena*
Guy 1: Why do you sprinkle your pillow with sugar?
Guy 2: To have sweet dreams.
Me: *dumps a glass of water on my pillow*
10:00 Damien, sweetheart, the joke is that she doesn’t know the players name so she reads his shirt and thinks Samsung is his name.
Was looking for this exact comment.
69th like...
it’s fernando torres
is anyone going to point out that they called damien a sweetheart...
0:52
as a polish person i can agree but not fully
I cant understannnnnnd
@@ev_oo co kurwa
Kurwa
@@ev_oo ok :p
Well yes but actually no.
"Photosynthesis, Photosynthesis, Photosynthesis..." "Maybe we should go to the park..."
2:35 What the hell kind of test is this kid taking? Two history questions, a geography one and a social studies one?
Also, Napoleon did not die in battle. He died in exile while on the Island of Saint Helena. The exact cause of death is debated, but was probably stomach cancer.
You know too much.
@@dot32 this comment and this reply made me laugh more than the entire video did
He choked to death on a fishbone.
My sense of humor is so bad, I found most of these funny.
Oh good I’m not alone
thats not epic
Some of these aren't even that bad though
@@callmeaweeb4169
I disagree.
@@legendarytat8278 humor is subjective
Damien calling Mcdonalds, "Maccas" is the greatest thing. As an Australian i was pleasantly surprised.
This subreddit gives me the feeling that I get when I scroll Instagram. I see posts that FEEL like it's supposed to be funny, and in another world I would be laughing, but I stay calm and pokerfaced.
Stop Damien you’re giving me too much material for Emkay laugh compilations
“These are so bad”
Also him: laughs at every joke
Im from Poland
And Yes... Almost every Word is KURWA... BTW love ya vids
That literally means pussy in Bulgarian..... I'm very confused and scared
o kurwa
A romanian friend of mine told me it meant dumbass
Masz kurwa racje :)
It means a hoe in croatian
I'm sitting here, crying with laughter, and you know what?
You earned yourself a sub.
When Emkay did the "FFFFFUUUUUU" on the charger one... honestly bro, he could be on a heavy metal bands... you know the ones where they scream every line!
I love how you speak polish..
Its beautifull.. And yeah im from Poland and i gotta Say... Its not that bad..
Tak, jego polski jest cudowny
Co nie?
I'm still laughing about leekester
I'm 69 like
You speak it well too
Perfect Chills voice.
A important edit to note: The comic at 7:09 is refering to Parkland shooting survivor Emma Gonzalez. Why it looks like that is because of a meme called Goblina. As for the homophobic F-Word, it's believed the shooter was bullied, even though that was the opposite.
So storytime: 2 kids were fighting in class and one said: "youre gay!" and the other one said: "the only one gay here is you!" so i laughed at them because *im* the only one thats bi atleast i think but i still havent come out..
Sisa hraje your comment has gay in it
WHY AM I ALWAYS FINDING GACHAS
I HATE IT
Your comment put me to sleep
Venix GAM leave them alone jfc
@@garfeltrealtbh WHY AM I ALWAYS FINDING TOXICASS FURRY TRASH?
If youtube's comment section has taught me anything,
It's that common sense isn't so common after all
When your Mom still laughs about the "I told you I was sick."
"I'm disowning you, Mom."
0:46 that is possibly the stupidest pun I have ever heard but that makes it somehow stupidly funny
9:57 surprised to see my profile picture
I love how he says 2% battery, when it’s supposed to be 1% battery! 😂
Damien has what I call the "Jolly Man's laugh"
No matter how hard he laughs it's contagious and there's always a slight wheeze. I love a Jolly Man's laugh
My favourite football player: Samsung
Pranav very understandable
apple is richer than him
The way you interpret the voices even tho they aren’t funny and laugh just gives me life
Someone at my school wrote a joke on The Whiteboard that literally goes like this: a man painted a wooden fence, afterwards it was Green. Yes that was it...
0:00
[Political joke where i know nothing about the topic, make it a part of the joke, but still get chewed out so hard, i get swallowed by Kirby]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
* Comedy. *
0:00 The unvaccinated kid 3 years later.
EmKay: *not understanding what he's saying*
Me: *cackles in multilingual*
4:41 And then he realizes he has to pay twice the price of a console to play a game in the same quality as a console. And also, it's an online game and he keeps getting killed by hackers.
PC - Master Race
Consoles - Advanced Master Race
People who play both and don't dip into stupid Platform Wars - Grandmaster Race
5:14 hate to be that guy but... used the spare Tyre that you're obligated to have in case one pops during a Trip? Or is that only a thing in Switzerland?
"Homosexuals are gay"
Ah yes, the floor here is made out of *Floor*
the floor here is made out of *WOOD*
@@notanidiot567 wood is made out of *trees*
0:31 you can see the rectangular charging part in the iPhone. That hits me in the nostalgia feels
12:06 actually this one happened someone committed murder while he was sleeping his name is Kenneth Parks
Ya know, I found this channel just because I was featured on r/comedycemetery here.
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions really? Cool
Wow, which video tails?
0:54 Hi, a polish here! That was hilarious to hear, sorry for laughing at your pronunciation 😅 (and that's a curse) (and also true. Sadly we even use it as a ", " in our sentences...)
8:23 if you don’t know this already oxygen is o2
Ah good. My comic relief of the day. Thank you!
This is a testament to how funny Damien is.
I laughed way too hard at the Batman bathroom joke, you make the jokes so hilarious with your voice acting lol xD
5:07
No the man had a spare tire
I thought you can drive with three wheels but this makes more sense
Mother fucker I made this comment 4 years ago how did you find it
Do you ever just look back at the memes from a long time ago and wonder what the hell we were all thinking to allow these? 💀
Damien. Your laugh is a drug bro.
Rojaun Taylor yeah im addicted
I need rehabilitation
i literally woke up and this is the first thing i do. the gods are amazing
6:37 The original coffin meme.
uhh... the joke at 7:04 is a lot deeper lol. "Goblina" is supposed to represent a hispanic girl and the guy she sits next to in the class is Nicholas Cruz
Omg so deep im 14 and i cried.
Emma Gonzales is one of the Parkland shooting survivors who is being mocked there.
5:01
Bro, why do you sprinkle your lettuce with foot
12:53 My favorite version of Jingle Bells.
Can we just talk about how Damien goes Super Saiyan 3 for the first time at 0:24.
Hey emkay you should review r/chonkers
Just checked it. While it definitely is cute, it offers small content
I'll be honest, it's hilarious to me when people get offended when I say "those are two guys getting married. That's pretty gay." Like, literally simply pointing out a gay couple and calling them gay.
So we just gonna ignore the "I love Holocaust class" poster at 7:10
I was about to comment this! Wtf is up with that???
@@estebanrodas31 It's a comic that is painting Parkland Shooter survivor Emma Gonzalez as one of the people who "bullied" the shooter long before Parkland came onto the news, even though that looks to be the complete opposite.
@@tonypeppermint5329 Its also a far-right meme. I saw it on /pol/ once.
@@BavarianHobbit Yep. Comic is absolute disgusting.
@@tonypeppermint5329 Wow. That is way, way worse than I could have imagined. I'd laugh at how pathetic making fun of a High Schooler is but I also suspect the people making these comics are dangerous and unhinged.
Me:*listens to intro and ontro music(same music)* Im Mister King Dice...~
Me:*Notice what I just did*
Me:oh fluff....I'm gonna be addicted to Cuphead again...
Person: I only speak in Minecraft enchantment table.
Jack Stauber: *hah i do that*
Me: sees the bob meme
Also me: looks at the cheap AliExpress tshirt with thesame meme
Its 8 i usually wake up at 10 I woke up early for this
8:35, i LITERALLY had to stop the video. wait until the laughter subsided and continue.
EAU MOI GAWD !!!!
9:28 well I see the person who made that meme is a person of culture. They took that line ("so what am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?") from Sherlock.
Lol Damien never fails to make my day his laugh too
The concept of a spare tire eludes the unfortunate Floridian.
7:10 you didn't notice the poster saying 'We love Holocaust class!' in the background
2:15 D E M O N I T I Z E D
3:58 "Jerking a cold beer."
Just woke up to some quality content.
11:55 and the gym teacher will say drop down and give me 20
It sucks more when there is a hoard of extra golems you don't want in a single village causing you to hit one accidently.
The person asked "who scored?" and his wife told him samsung because she thought that was the player's name...
5:57 anyone else notice their profile pic is dabi from mha
Hey, been here since 10k. Love your videos. Thanks for being this only good channel on this platform.
If you see someone driving on the wrong side of the road remember he’s a bro.
But he wasn't even on the wrong side he was just between lanes
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