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  • @Yes-ls8iy
    @Yes-ls8iy 5 років тому +2218

    Emkay: doesn’t realize that he is cursing in polish”
    Me: “cackling in polish”

    • @EnchantingWings1
      @EnchantingWings1 4 роки тому +48

      I am low-key snicker-cackling lol

    • @jarlesleglerg9064
      @jarlesleglerg9064 4 роки тому +12

      also slovak boi

    • @Toasteye
      @Toasteye 4 роки тому +20

      Yeah as a pole myself i think that meme is funny (except that true story sign od course)

    • @igorkurpas3639
      @igorkurpas3639 4 роки тому +13

      "Oł kurła" by em kay

    • @real_szop4692
      @real_szop4692 4 роки тому +9

      jej w końcu ktoś z polski

  • @greg8082
    @greg8082 5 років тому +3352

    Emkay: refuses to curse in english
    Also Emkay: calmly curses in polish

    • @treppi
      @treppi 5 років тому +38

      E̶m̶K̶a̶y̶ Demian

    • @Akyure
      @Akyure 5 років тому +73

      @@treppi Damian*

    • @domantas7054
      @domantas7054 5 років тому +10

      Blet

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 5 років тому +23

      @@Akyure Damnian

    • @eeeeeeee7774
      @eeeeeeee7774 5 років тому +45

      @Wildfire No cursing here Darnian*

  • @shuk0rina444
    @shuk0rina444 5 років тому +896

    I used to cackle so hard at those “FFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-“ memes in 2015 and i used to think it was the highlight of my life 💀

    • @DreemyDreemz
      @DreemyDreemz 4 роки тому +27

      Now we have *STONKS*

    • @zoliensk
      @zoliensk 4 роки тому +8

      Be honest we all have

    • @jeslyn2405
      @jeslyn2405 4 роки тому +6

      I wonder...
      FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

    • @SSSSunshines
      @SSSSunshines 4 роки тому +3

      You mean rage comics

    • @nightski380
      @nightski380 3 роки тому +4

      The troll memes used to be the peak of comedy

  • @nightnat
    @nightnat 4 роки тому +268

    Damien: Refuses to swear in English
    Also Damien: *Le swears in Polish without knowing*

  • @Ionai
    @Ionai 5 років тому +440

    Damien: ''This isn't funny''
    Also Damien: *WHEEEEEEZE*

    • @mattgolka6266
      @mattgolka6266 5 років тому +2

      what does てまき mean

    • @sunbea4477
      @sunbea4477 4 роки тому

      Matt Golka translate it lol, it’s Japanese

    • @mattgolka6266
      @mattgolka6266 4 роки тому +1

      @@sunbea4477 sishi roll was what i got

  • @SeszerCaesar
    @SeszerCaesar 5 років тому +409

    It's funny how most Polish sentences can be replaced with a curse word

  • @theworld9533
    @theworld9533 5 років тому +901

    Damien: * says polish word wrong *
    Polandball community: *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

  • @mothiewothie9438
    @mothiewothie9438 5 років тому +226

    R/comedycemetery:*exists*
    Grim reaper: *visible confusion*

  • @fevved7537
    @fevved7537 5 років тому +533

    As a homosexual and a gay, i can agree with the thumbnail

  • @thecriticalknight8646
    @thecriticalknight8646 5 років тому +173

    "Homosexuals are gay"
    Yes and the floor here is floor

    • @h0bbylessperson59
      @h0bbylessperson59 5 років тому +11

      Mmm yes the floor is made of floor

    • @Stalker.Inbound
      @Stalker.Inbound 5 років тому +5

      @@h0bbylessperson59 ahh yes the air is made of oxygen.

    • @barry77rk
      @barry77rk 5 років тому +4

      ((((((((((((((((((:
      Hm yes the flour here is made out of flour

    • @possums154
      @possums154 4 роки тому +5

      Hmmmm..... Yes, the chair here is made of human skin

    • @Delie4
      @Delie4 4 роки тому +6

      @@possums154 hang on a second

  • @azkera
    @azkera 5 років тому +1824

    Nobody
    Every comedy cemetery post ever: *B R O*

    • @denniskibrik7310
      @denniskibrik7310 5 років тому +32

      *BRO BRO BRO BRO?*
      *B R O*
      *B R O*
      imagine this with pictures

    • @scanbbb
      @scanbbb 5 років тому +17

      this post deserves to be in r/comedycemetery

    • @cheeseburgerthe1st602
      @cheeseburgerthe1st602 5 років тому

      Delete this you impotent idiot

    • @fxme4178
      @fxme4178 5 років тому +1

      Epic😂

    • @bastianmeerhof7741
      @bastianmeerhof7741 5 років тому

      had a biology test today She asked for an explanation of a hereditary disease on the test I wrote if my parent can't have children I can't have children

  • @lovelykitty42
    @lovelykitty42 4 роки тому +80

    “These aren’t funny”
    *5 sec ago*
    “Haha”

  • @thetopol8534
    @thetopol8534 5 років тому +5902

    Kurwa is not multi purpose word, it's more like god of words.

    • @thepowah4734
      @thepowah4734 5 років тому +261

      He is speaking the language of gods

    • @nebmis
      @nebmis 5 років тому +111

      kurwa is picka but popular

    • @skillsetnotavailable
      @skillsetnotavailable 5 років тому +216

      I’m polish, all I know it’s great watching people trying to pronounce it.

    • @williamroderick6
      @williamroderick6 5 років тому +38

      I can't do the tongue roll and it pisses me off every time

    • @skillsetnotavailable
      @skillsetnotavailable 5 років тому +40

      memes dead lol, I’m polish at first I couldn’t even say it properly.

  • @rafalulikowski
    @rafalulikowski 5 років тому +1646

    Polish here! You pronounce "kurwa" alright but with a different accent.

    • @baroquecrusader803
      @baroquecrusader803 5 років тому +57

      It’s more of a koor-vah

    • @easyforantsantsants9280
      @easyforantsantsants9280 5 років тому +29

      Nareszcie! Wszyscy moi znajomi mówią tylko po Polsku! Nikt nie ogląda EmKay! Zawiążmy znajomość!

    • @colecrafter1007
      @colecrafter1007 5 років тому +3

      o cholera

    • @rafalulikowski
      @rafalulikowski 5 років тому +3

      @@easyforantsantsants9280 ok, jak się mamy skontaktować?

    • @mint1114
      @mint1114 5 років тому

      @Hachishakusama Chcez ze mną pogadac lol? Mam Messengera, discorda I Instagrama

  • @CL0WNP4RTY
    @CL0WNP4RTY 5 років тому +164

    legend has it that emkay truly does find the ComedyCemetery of reddit hilarious and is covering it up with his filthy lies.
    You try to hide it Emkay, but I know. I know all of it.

    • @acedv6134
      @acedv6134 5 років тому +2

      ok boomer

    • @jasonklafendo3170
      @jasonklafendo3170 5 років тому +6

      Some of it is funny tho

    • @HudaefCares
      @HudaefCares 5 років тому +5

      I laughed at half of the jokes in this video. I did not laugh in an r/comedyheaven video.
      Not even once.

  • @LucDaMan4
    @LucDaMan4 5 років тому +304

    Me: Hears Damien's laugh
    Me: Smiles
    God: *YOU HAVE BEEN FORGIVEN OF ALL SINS*

  • @suborgtfo.4433
    @suborgtfo.4433 5 років тому +3432

    I'm not gay but 2O$ is 2O$..
    *[Insert Dab]*

  • @saraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa141
    @saraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa141 5 років тому +204

    Ahn yes, the jokes here made of *boomer*

    • @victrix5607
      @victrix5607 5 років тому +1

      Rafael Correia Ahh yes the time here is made of 9/11

    • @DecayingForest
      @DecayingForest 4 роки тому +1

      Ok boomer

    • @Royal_Quotes_
      @Royal_Quotes_ 4 роки тому +1

      Business is booming

    • @froggman66
      @froggman66 3 роки тому +1

      Y e s

    • @aksports8207
      @aksports8207 3 роки тому +1

      @@victrix5607 you reminded me of when my dad died. He died at 9/11. He was the greatest pilot ever

  • @tezmez
    @tezmez 5 років тому +482

    i love how the name the subreddit changes how people respond to it. i saw one of the posts in r/comedyheaven and the reaction changed. i know humour is subject but yk, just an observation.

    • @faithh8483
      @faithh8483 5 років тому +1

      Which one?

    • @TheLugiaSong
      @TheLugiaSong 5 років тому +75

      Exactly! Some of these are kinda funny, I don't they should have been posted to the subreddit. I feel like Comedycemetery should be reserved for the unanimously unfunny stuff(be it outdated, childish or boomer humour)

    • @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283
      @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 5 років тому +25

      r/facepalm has that same problem.

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 5 років тому +38

      This sub used to be good. Now the posts are just too subjective. Most of these are "didn't laugh but still not awfully cringey"

    • @KudoShinichii1412
      @KudoShinichii1412 5 років тому +8

      @@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 r/woooosh too

  • @b-b13peraltagian19
    @b-b13peraltagian19 5 років тому +551

    If he put sugar on the pillow to have sweet dreams
    Imma put some liquid to my pillow
    so it can be wet

    • @finn8665
      @finn8665 5 років тому

      Bruh

    • @the_cursed_7775
      @the_cursed_7775 5 років тому +3

      knee ger
      Pffft,i put a paralysed man as My pillow,So he can’t expirience a sleep paralysis demon

    • @remithomas2832
      @remithomas2832 5 років тому +1

      yo do you have a n word pass for that knee ger??

    • @remithomas2832
      @remithomas2832 5 років тому

      @@the_cursed_7775 with a profile picture like that......your right

    • @the_cursed_7775
      @the_cursed_7775 5 років тому

      Pepsi
      I am with Pepsi not with coke So i am joining you

  • @AverageHandle_
    @AverageHandle_ 5 років тому +89

    When something is on comedy cemetery and heaven
    *Visible Confusion

    • @scythal
      @scythal 5 років тому +7

      the joke was so bad it *_A S C E N D E D_*

    • @virginiacabaraban722
      @virginiacabaraban722 4 роки тому

      I think the Joe mama meme is dead so go to comedy cemetery

  • @KingPandeh
    @KingPandeh 5 років тому +490

    No jokes man
    *me laughing at his commentary*

  • @rah4723
    @rah4723 5 років тому +1379

    why dont blind people turn up their render distance

    • @grados3060
      @grados3060 5 років тому +90

      Or drink milk

    • @raspy__
      @raspy__ 5 років тому +71

      Or eat carrots

    • @quackkith
      @quackkith 5 років тому +27

      shit i shouldve have thought of that

    • @SoggyToast123
      @SoggyToast123 5 років тому +10

      Pff idiots

    • @casper3630
      @casper3630 5 років тому +8

      No that's people with glasses, blind people can't see so why turn up render distance if you can't see shit

  • @patrykdabrowski1154
    @patrykdabrowski1154 5 років тому +38

    0:55 as a polish person, this is the most relatable thing ever

  • @sockthesaduofastudent5096
    @sockthesaduofastudent5096 5 років тому +479

    I would really like to see a 10 minute episode of r/goodboys and Damien to provide commentary for every post

  • @nahueltabarez8889
    @nahueltabarez8889 5 років тому +66

    "These are not funny"
    *proceeds to laugh like a hyena*

  • @dookie3030
    @dookie3030 5 років тому +410

    i speek polish

    • @AdrianCSM
      @AdrianCSM 5 років тому +14

      Eggster what kind if polish speaker are you if u think kurwa means fuck? Its “bitch” all day long..

    • @patrykess
      @patrykess 5 років тому +2

      Eggster I know how you feel cuz I’m polish too

    • @patrykess
      @patrykess 5 років тому +4

      Misalign GT you don’t speak polish don’t you?

    • @AdrianCSM
      @AdrianCSM 5 років тому +3

      Patrykes123 The Terrarian Official I dont, I speak romanian and kurwa in my language its curva and it means bitch

    • @r.mshouse7606
      @r.mshouse7606 5 років тому +14

      It can also mean s***. Like for example, "oh K***a" and "oh s**t"
      Also, I get annoyed when my parents use words like sp**pszaj, ch*j, p**rdolić, j*bać, p*zda, d*mać, r*chać, e.t.c infront of me and my siblings and then they tell us to not say these words.
      To naprawde mnie drażni. I jeśli napisze coś źle, to poprostu że jeszcze niejestem najlepsza w pisaniu po Polsku, ale umiem nawet dobrze mówić.

  • @rawrgrrl_xd1712
    @rawrgrrl_xd1712 5 років тому +245

    How to pronounce Kurwa 101:
    koorva
    Just make sure to pronounce the "koo" part like you are trying to imitate a bird

  • @aleksandraabrahamowicz9288
    @aleksandraabrahamowicz9288 5 років тому +304

    As a Polish person , I have only one thing to say ...
    Kurwa

  • @tribox1155
    @tribox1155 5 років тому +5

    Guy 1: Why do you sprinkle your pillow with sugar?
    Guy 2: To have sweet dreams.
    Me: *dumps a glass of water on my pillow*

  • @Ragdollpropchannel
    @Ragdollpropchannel 5 років тому +2226

    What do you call a fish that is dead?
    A dead fish! 😂😂😂😂😑😂😑😂😂
    This is epic can we hit *disrespectful childen?*
    Edit: I've finally figured out how to get likes. You gotta post fast. Thanks guys. This doesn't happen often.
    Edit 2: holy shit I think this is my most liked comment. Thanks guys it means a lot to me.

    • @thistrulyisabruhmomentbruh5304
      @thistrulyisabruhmomentbruh5304 5 років тому +19

      sO gUyS wE dId It no shit sherlock

    • @ilikepancakes512
      @ilikepancakes512 5 років тому +31

      you call it a de-sea-sed fish
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    • @null9572
      @null9572 5 років тому +9

      @@ilikepancakes512 i dont get it

    • @Ragdollpropchannel
      @Ragdollpropchannel 5 років тому +9

      Deceased is another word for dead so ilikepancakes just did us a funny.

    • @EternalShadow1667
      @EternalShadow1667 5 років тому +3

      sO gUyS wE dId It oh god is this whole thing painful.

  • @dunmbder
    @dunmbder 5 років тому +395

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    I don't know.

    • @sooyoungs
      @sooyoungs 5 років тому +14

      Nephealm *no*

    • @deqod4949
      @deqod4949 5 років тому +11

      Did you know the original why did the chicken cross the road is an anti joke it simply goes why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side I dont remember why we made anti jokes but this is one of them

    • @sashadoesrandomstuff4223
      @sashadoesrandomstuff4223 5 років тому +2

      @@bloggingoreo who's there??

    • @deqod4949
      @deqod4949 5 років тому

      @@bloggingoreo I dont like parties

    • @Kat-pb5lc
      @Kat-pb5lc 5 років тому +1

      To KFC

  • @AFoolWhoPlaysItCool
    @AFoolWhoPlaysItCool 4 роки тому +8

    "Photosynthesis, Photosynthesis, Photosynthesis..." "Maybe we should go to the park..."

  • @RandomHandle837
    @RandomHandle837 5 років тому +222

    My sense of humor is so bad, I found most of these funny.

    • @baldr6894
      @baldr6894 5 років тому +20

      Oh good I’m not alone

    • @SharpMaxwell
      @SharpMaxwell 5 років тому +11

      thats not epic

    • @CallMeAWeeb
      @CallMeAWeeb 5 років тому +39

      Some of these aren't even that bad though

    • @legendarytat8278
      @legendarytat8278 5 років тому +2

      @@CallMeAWeeb
      I disagree.

    • @CallMeAWeeb
      @CallMeAWeeb 5 років тому +25

      @@legendarytat8278 humor is subjective

  • @jachariah4694
    @jachariah4694 5 років тому +124

    10:00 Damien, sweetheart, the joke is that she doesn’t know the players name so she reads his shirt and thinks Samsung is his name.

    • @ManuelRodriguez-zg6ze
      @ManuelRodriguez-zg6ze 5 років тому +4

      Was looking for this exact comment.

    • @ZAD720
      @ZAD720 5 років тому +2

      69th like...

    • @wooweee5334
      @wooweee5334 5 років тому

      it’s fernando torres

    • @TrevorEhl
      @TrevorEhl 5 років тому

      is anyone going to point out that they called damien a sweetheart...

  • @hachimajig5434
    @hachimajig5434 4 роки тому +2

    Damien calling Mcdonalds, "Maccas" is the greatest thing. As an Australian i was pleasantly surprised.

  • @jewelxiat
    @jewelxiat 5 років тому +9

    This subreddit gives me the feeling that I get when I scroll Instagram. I see posts that FEEL like it's supposed to be funny, and in another world I would be laughing, but I stay calm and pokerfaced.

  • @OsmSkylandersCheats
    @OsmSkylandersCheats 5 років тому +57

    2:35 What the hell kind of test is this kid taking? Two history questions, a geography one and a social studies one?
    Also, Napoleon did not die in battle. He died in exile while on the Island of Saint Helena. The exact cause of death is debated, but was probably stomach cancer.

    • @dot32
      @dot32 5 років тому +10

      You know too much.

    • @TsuraraOikawa-chan
      @TsuraraOikawa-chan 5 років тому +6

      @@dot32 this comment and this reply made me laugh more than the entire video did

    • @gotem2609
      @gotem2609 5 років тому

      He choked to death on a fishbone.

  • @ravenclawesome9093
    @ravenclawesome9093 5 років тому +29

    5:00
    Mom: WHAT IS THIS WHITE POWDER I FOUND IN YOUR ROOM?!
    Me: Uh, it's sugar. For... sweet dreams?
    Mom: ... Oh, you saw that me-me Carol posted, too? Wasn't that funny?
    Me: Sure mom. Where did you think I got the sugar?

  • @poopa854
    @poopa854 5 років тому +9

    Stop Damien you’re giving me too much material for Emkay laugh compilations

  • @cloudgalaxy2486
    @cloudgalaxy2486 5 років тому +456

    Im from Poland
    And Yes... Almost every Word is KURWA... BTW love ya vids

    • @father6760
      @father6760 5 років тому +35

      That literally means pussy in Bulgarian..... I'm very confused and scared

    • @staruchx
      @staruchx 5 років тому +6

      o kurwa

    • @ky1061
      @ky1061 5 років тому +9

      A romanian friend of mine told me it meant dumbass

    • @michakowaleczko7512
      @michakowaleczko7512 5 років тому +4

      Masz kurwa racje :)

    • @MartaStanic-ps7ew
      @MartaStanic-ps7ew 5 років тому +11

      It means a hoe in croatian

  • @superfire6463
    @superfire6463 4 роки тому +4

    “These are so bad”
    Also him: laughs at every joke

  • @yuzukii_sama
    @yuzukii_sama 5 років тому +95

    0:52
    as a polish person i can agree but not fully

  • @GingerSnape46
    @GingerSnape46 5 років тому +10

    I'm sitting here, crying with laughter, and you know what?
    You earned yourself a sub.

  • @AndGoatz04
    @AndGoatz04 5 років тому +6

    0:00
    [Political joke where i know nothing about the topic, make it a part of the joke, but still get chewed out so hard, i get swallowed by Kirby]
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
    * Comedy. *

  • @SamSparks95
    @SamSparks95 5 років тому +8

    When your Mom still laughs about the "I told you I was sick."
    "I'm disowning you, Mom."

  • @snapinapi2322
    @snapinapi2322 5 років тому +113

    I love how you speak polish..
    Its beautifull.. And yeah im from Poland and i gotta Say... Its not that bad..

  • @antonymilne1346
    @antonymilne1346 5 років тому +3

    Damien has what I call the "Jolly Man's laugh"
    No matter how hard he laughs it's contagious and there's always a slight wheeze. I love a Jolly Man's laugh

  • @prankstertheguy4891
    @prankstertheguy4891 5 років тому +14

    I love how he says 2% battery, when it’s supposed to be 1% battery! 😂

  • @V3RD4CT
    @V3RD4CT 5 років тому +6

    When Emkay did the "FFFFFUUUUUU" on the charger one... honestly bro, he could be on a heavy metal bands... you know the ones where they scream every line!

  • @peetamontrose7954
    @peetamontrose7954 4 роки тому +1

    0:54 Hi, a polish here! That was hilarious to hear, sorry for laughing at your pronunciation 😅 (and that's a curse) (and also true. Sadly we even use it as a ", " in our sentences...)

  • @camiares22
    @camiares22 5 років тому +11

    The way you interpret the voices even tho they aren’t funny and laugh just gives me life

  • @sisahraje5503
    @sisahraje5503 4 роки тому +20

    So storytime: 2 kids were fighting in class and one said: "youre gay!" and the other one said: "the only one gay here is you!" so i laughed at them because *im* the only one thats bi atleast i think but i still havent come out..

  • @alexjarvey6971
    @alexjarvey6971 5 років тому +5

    0:46 that is possibly the stupidest pun I have ever heard but that makes it somehow stupidly funny

  • @tonypeppermint5329
    @tonypeppermint5329 5 років тому +42

    Perfect Chills voice.
    A important edit to note: The comic at 7:09 is refering to Parkland shooting survivor Emma Gonzalez. Why it looks like that is because of a meme called Goblina. As for the homophobic F-Word, it's believed the shooter was bullied, even though that was the opposite.

  • @X1Daring2
    @X1Daring2 5 років тому +4

    I laughed way too hard at the Batman bathroom joke, you make the jokes so hilarious with your voice acting lol xD

  • @hiya022
    @hiya022 2 роки тому +1

    EmKay: *not understanding what he's saying*
    Me: *cackles in multilingual*

  • @eliothebeast3079
    @eliothebeast3079 5 років тому +11

    "Homosexuals are gay"
    Ah yes, the floor here is made out of *Floor*

    • @notanidiot567
      @notanidiot567 5 років тому

      the floor here is made out of *WOOD*

    • @ibushippi
      @ibushippi 5 років тому

      @@notanidiot567 wood is made out of *trees*

  • @droptopminivan6257
    @droptopminivan6257 5 років тому +10

    If youtube's comment section has taught me anything,
    It's that common sense isn't so common after all

  • @TurtleDuckiie
    @TurtleDuckiie 4 роки тому +2

    Do you ever just look back at the memes from a long time ago and wonder what the hell we were all thinking to allow these? 💀

  • @Tscubii
    @Tscubii 5 років тому +15

    0:00 The unvaccinated kid 3 years later.

  • @pranav9182
    @pranav9182 5 років тому +13

    My favourite football player: Samsung

  • @m1lesmil3smile5
    @m1lesmil3smile5 4 роки тому +1

    I laughed at the “bat-hroom” joke

  • @sandyhusacek2184
    @sandyhusacek2184 5 років тому +21

    Ah good. My comic relief of the day. Thank you!

  • @layneweems619
    @layneweems619 5 років тому +4

    i literally woke up and this is the first thing i do. the gods are amazing

  • @orcix_8380
    @orcix_8380 4 роки тому +2

    Person: I only speak in Minecraft enchantment table.
    Jack Stauber: *hah i do that*

  • @sunny_littleangel
    @sunny_littleangel 4 роки тому +4

    Me:*listens to intro and ontro music(same music)* Im Mister King Dice...~
    Me:*Notice what I just did*
    Me:oh fluff....I'm gonna be addicted to Cuphead again...

  • @everoof9451
    @everoof9451 5 років тому +10

    9:57 surprised to see my profile picture

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 2 роки тому

    8:35, i LITERALLY had to stop the video. wait until the laughter subsided and continue.
    EAU MOI GAWD !!!!

  • @rojiii69420
    @rojiii69420 5 років тому +5

    Damien. Your laugh is a drug bro.

  • @nevaehisntok28
    @nevaehisntok28 5 років тому +14

    Its 8 i usually wake up at 10 I woke up early for this

  • @Soppity
    @Soppity 4 роки тому

    Emkay: THIS. IS. *AWFUL*
    Also emkay: *W H E E Z E*

  • @MikayaAkyo
    @MikayaAkyo 5 років тому +8

    4:41 And then he realizes he has to pay twice the price of a console to play a game in the same quality as a console. And also, it's an online game and he keeps getting killed by hackers.
    PC - Master Race
    Consoles - Advanced Master Race
    People who play both and don't dip into stupid Platform Wars - Grandmaster Race
    5:14 hate to be that guy but... used the spare Tyre that you're obligated to have in case one pops during a Trip? Or is that only a thing in Switzerland?

  • @LunaStafford
    @LunaStafford 4 роки тому +3

    Me: sees the bob meme
    Also me: looks at the cheap AliExpress tshirt with thesame meme

  • @lord__pasta
    @lord__pasta 4 роки тому +1

    I'll be honest, it's hilarious to me when people get offended when I say "those are two guys getting married. That's pretty gay." Like, literally simply pointing out a gay couple and calling them gay.

  • @Jay-hd2lk
    @Jay-hd2lk 5 років тому +5

    Lol Damien never fails to make my day his laugh too

  • @SomberSora
    @SomberSora 5 років тому +4

    Can we just talk about how Damien goes Super Saiyan 3 for the first time at 0:24.

  • @jakegames1116
    @jakegames1116 4 роки тому +1

    5:13 "how did you get it home idiot." I think he forgot about the spare.

  • @tarafurgiuele135
    @tarafurgiuele135 5 років тому +29

    Man you so cool and awsowe
    Edit: thank for like

    • @fuckoff6184
      @fuckoff6184 5 років тому +7

      Tara Furgiuele u never edited it tho.

    • @skipptk9086
      @skipptk9086 5 років тому +1

      @@fuckoff6184 it sure is windy!

    • @ajw20
      @ajw20 5 років тому +1

      LuNar Squad have everyone say it with me now, R/WOOSH

    • @huuxssblob5787
      @huuxssblob5787 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @fuckoff6184
      @fuckoff6184 5 років тому

      Ahhhhh I’m so dumb lol

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 років тому +25

    Ya know, I found this channel just because I was featured on r/comedycemetery here.

    • @ajw20
      @ajw20 5 років тому +1

      Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions really? Cool

    • @TeamParkhillIsVerySad
      @TeamParkhillIsVerySad 5 років тому

      Wow, which video tails?

  • @rondalmcdondal4192
    @rondalmcdondal4192 4 роки тому +1

    This is a testament to how funny Damien is.

  • @luckydrago5420
    @luckydrago5420 5 років тому +13

    5:07
    No the man had a spare tire

    • @cosmiccatalyst6448
      @cosmiccatalyst6448 10 місяців тому

      I thought you can drive with three wheels but this makes more sense

    • @luckydrago5420
      @luckydrago5420 10 місяців тому

      Mother fucker I made this comment 4 years ago how did you find it

  • @LegoLock-and-Load
    @LegoLock-and-Load 4 роки тому +7

    12:06 actually this one happened someone committed murder while he was sleeping his name is Kenneth Parks

  • @kie.sjaz.
    @kie.sjaz. 5 років тому +2

    0:59
    Well. Wanna hear TAGALOG?
    Tagalog: | English:
    Ba? --> Really?
    Baba ---> Down/chin
    Bababa ----> Going down
    Bababa ba? ---> Is it going down?
    Ba? Bababa ba? --->
    Really? Is it going down?
    Ba? Bababa ba? Baba! --->
    Really? Is it going down? Get down!
    Ba? Bababa ba? Bababa. --->
    Really? Is it going down? Yes it's going down.
    And THATS the beauty of filipino people.
    Our language is dumb.
    (I'm joking, I love being filipino 😂)

  • @dallashamilton8596
    @dallashamilton8596 5 років тому +30

    So we just gonna ignore the "I love Holocaust class" poster at 7:10

    • @estebanrodas31
      @estebanrodas31 5 років тому +1

      I was about to comment this! Wtf is up with that???

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 5 років тому

      @@estebanrodas31 It's a comic that is painting Parkland Shooter survivor Emma Gonzalez as one of the people who "bullied" the shooter long before Parkland came onto the news, even though that looks to be the complete opposite.

    • @BavarianHobbit
      @BavarianHobbit 5 років тому +1

      @@tonypeppermint5329 Its also a far-right meme. I saw it on /pol/ once.

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 5 років тому

      @@BavarianHobbit Yep. Comic is absolute disgusting.

    • @estebanrodas31
      @estebanrodas31 5 років тому +1

      @@tonypeppermint5329 Wow. That is way, way worse than I could have imagined. I'd laugh at how pathetic making fun of a High Schooler is but I also suspect the people making these comics are dangerous and unhinged.

  • @Jojo97845
    @Jojo97845 5 років тому +8

    8:23 if you don’t know this already oxygen is o2

  • @jonah.burgermeister
    @jonah.burgermeister 4 роки тому

    Dashing through the halls,
    Failed my test yesterday,
    I don't know where to go,
    With my life today,
    JINGLE BELLS,
    TAKIN L'SSSSS,
    HIT ME WITH A SLEIGH,
    IM SO DONE,
    THIS ISNT FUN,
    There goes my GPA
    It got meh

  • @bot_kubuniu4166
    @bot_kubuniu4166 5 років тому +6

    Seeing you struggle to say Kurwa is just the best thing I've experienced all day.
    Stay blessed,
    A Friendly Poll😁

  • @charimuvilla8693
    @charimuvilla8693 5 років тому +3

    The person asked "who scored?" and his wife told him samsung because she thought that was the player's name...

  • @breadman7579
    @breadman7579 5 років тому +1

    Hey, been here since 10k. Love your videos. Thanks for being this only good channel on this platform.

  • @HolyDBeats
    @HolyDBeats 5 років тому +12

    uhh... the joke at 7:04 is a lot deeper lol. "Goblina" is supposed to represent a hispanic girl and the guy she sits next to in the class is Nicholas Cruz

    • @BarrageBeats
      @BarrageBeats 5 років тому

      Omg so deep im 14 and i cried.

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 5 років тому

      Emma Gonzales is one of the Parkland shooting survivors who is being mocked there.

  • @Night_from_GT_asia_2
    @Night_from_GT_asia_2 5 років тому +37

    Hey emkay you should review r/chonkers

    • @ToxicSkull0
      @ToxicSkull0 5 років тому +2

      Just checked it. While it definitely is cute, it offers small content

  • @thepack7945
    @thepack7945 4 роки тому +1

    Anyone when their name is in an math question: I AM GOD!
    Me sees my name at 7:36 : I AM STRONGER

  • @gordonfischer8484
    @gordonfischer8484 5 років тому +4

    11:55 and the gym teacher will say drop down and give me 20

  • @polishka7529
    @polishka7529 5 років тому +14

    5:01
    Bro, why do you sprinkle your lettuce with foot

  • @melodieangelique3385
    @melodieangelique3385 2 роки тому +1

    12:53 My favorite version of Jingle Bells.

  • @Nico-uy2so
    @Nico-uy2so 5 років тому +4

    Love your content! Love 💗 from Mars!

  • @TheLastBlenderBender
    @TheLastBlenderBender 5 років тому +4

    As a fellow polish person, I can confirm that kurwa is a frequently used word.

  • @spoiled_jackfruit
    @spoiled_jackfruit 4 роки тому +2

    1:05
    As a Polish person, I can approve. I feel like swearing is part of our culture. NGL.

  • @mr.cringekid5117
    @mr.cringekid5117 5 років тому +4

    When you laugh at one of the:
    HAHA-ha hu _oh_