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I heard the thumbnail is a leaked image of the apple AirPods series 5 deluxe
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh connor go eat a chicken sandwich
Oh that’s cool
Fake, they’d be more painful then that.
Nah i think that was
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13:17 I think what made Mario to go to hell was always letting yoshi to die Into the void to get that double jump
Absolutely correct. I've seen so many people do this.
marino
Yep. 100% the new canon.
True but Mario has been doing that before both of those games 🎮
definitely
Fun fact: if you heckle a Mr Mime, it will marry your mother as revenge. This is canon.
Underrated comment.
Omg 😂🤣 IS THIS TRUE BC NOW I WANT IT TO BE SO BADLY
@@Utsu-Or-Mao it is!
Wait hol up
What
But Robin, women DO shed their skin when they have their period. It's internal skin that's shed, but skin nonetheless.
As a woman, I can confirm this. And it does hurt a lot, shedding skin is more painful than reptiles make it seem
@@_nhuman3313 I feel like a reptile shedding its skin is more akin to when you get the sunburn peels, but like...without the pain. Also as a former period-haver (transman n all that) I can also confirm that shit hurts.
@@PlotMasterX Pain in a pure form, if I do say so myself
ow.
Greetings fellow sans.
16:20 he realy said "the crop job" and didn't realize the horrefiengly good pun he just made...
No he realized and regrets it
what was that other plant doing? the image cut right before it's mouth, what was going on there?
@@San-lh8us Male reproductive organ.
14:03 I wasn't sure what to expect in an Emkay video, but i sure as hell wasn't expecting a Danganronpa meme
Yeah really, this caught me completely off guard, but I love it!
I'm guessing Kokichi isn't there
Edit: oh, Korekiyo is there... that's good
YESSSS
12:14 "fun fact" this is how bedbugs mate, females have no "orifice", the male stabs a hole in her. Yeah... another reason why there's no good reason for them to exist.
I’m mad just from hearing that
did you know all lullabies are dark and twisted for example: ring around the rosy pocket full of posy ashes ashes we all fall down and 15 little girls singing it
@@1istechnobladeafallenking383 ashes to ashes...
@@rip1597 9 to 5
To add on to the virgin thing I had a friend who knew a newlywed couple who were so sheltered that neither of them knew the birds and the bees and the husband thought "it" went in her bellybutton and I was so uncomfortable when I herd that tbh 😭
That last meme..
"Crop job" is such a cursed pun and i hate that it was unintended...
God i'm glad i wasn't the only one who thought that.
after seeing the last meme, I kindly request to go commit the unalive
Emkay is slowly spiraling into a despair inducing Danganronpa phase
Korekiyo is cute,screw you if you disagree
With korekiyo and robin as your hosts
@@drillbitz2816 Korekiyo and Kokichi are my favorite Danganronpa characters
@@harukoharuhara1863
Robin: Hello y’all I’m robin, the tall one-
Korekiyo: Ke ke ke, but is that really correct? I suppose it is.
Kokichi: *I T ‘ S A L I E !*
Robin: why are we still here
Just entered my despair,false hope,and sadness phase with bloodlust still in my veins
14:04 KOREKIYO AND RANTARO AS MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEES IM CRYINGFWUEHS
SAME!!!
Korekiyo would summon demons only to force them to work at McDonalds, that's my headcanon
@@insomniacmd5787 that's not a headcanon that's a fact
12:39 I actually convinced 2 boys that girls don’t have ankles for about 2 minutes and I am very proud of that
Reminds me that when I was five I didn’t think girls had ribs. I didn’t even know what ribs were so I have no idea where I got this notion
I distracted two guys with the words "Look a distraction" & they turned around & it was so fucking dumb & funny that it sounds not real.
13:40
Looks like Zeus is back at it again
Considering all the murders Mario's committed and gotten away with between 1990 and 2007, I don't know what he could have done, if not that, that could have landed him in the "underwhere"
Under what?
True veery true
I once heard that the equivalent of being an orca in a tank at sea world is like a human spending their whole life in one of those portable classrooms.
5:41 OMG IT’S ASUDEM
the danganronpa characters working at mcdonalds at 14:03 got me laughing more than i should have, but considering i'm currently replaying through the games i can say it is the most beautiful thing i've seen recently
Maki Donald’s
Dude, I cannot stop laughing at that! 😂
"Mario has committed some unforgivable sin."
Adultery.
Pineapple on pizza
WITH LIUGI ?????!!???
@@georgeiii2998 nah thats good and if you say fruit don't belong on pizza, guessing you don't eat tomato sauce with it either
Mario decided to let peach go and make up with bowser
(joke from the 2022 two days to live theatre piece made by people from my school
@blub It was a joke dude, chill. I don't mind pineapple on pizza.
The korekiyo and rantaro McDonald’s edit honestly gave me a jumpscare-
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Korekiyo is cute, what the hell are you talking about?!
I agree,Korekiyo is cute
4:07 band together my Italian brethren
15:25 if you see a chicken doing that at you, run. Idk why being called a chicken is an insult but a chicken can and WILL screw you over. The average human can run 9 mph while the average chicken can earlier hit 15 mph. They are faster than you. They have claws and a surprisingly sharp and strong beak.
Your only hope it to get at least one good hit in because they put all their stats into speed, attack, and their vocal chords. They have low defense and low intelligence, but they can still mess you up
This is all true but intended to be funny lol
Zelda actually got chickens right.
You can chase 1 chicken; but it will get with it's friends and chase you back.
This happened to me twice as a kid.
@@davesaylor7829 On Ocarina of Time, I used to do that in Kakariko Village on purpose.
*Side-note: those villagers were fugly as shit.*
@Randomation’s
Never say never.
I think Mario trespassed through someone’s property by going through pipes
“As we forgive those who trespass against us” - God
7:23
Florida Man?!?! There is a Kangaroo in the background!
... Unless the kangaroo is a Florida furry...
15:19 , That's a giant brahma hen , looks like it's a blue giant brahma chicken too ...
Mario committed 30 accounts of genicied and home invasion. Toping it off with carnage and public indecency
The Ristorante pizza is actually very good. It taste like a normal pizza just with some more crunch and slight chewiness from the pasta. Overall would really recommend different people to try it. (Sorry if I misspelled some things, please correct me on that!)
True
As someone who hates pasta, it fits in with r/TIHI perfectly.
@@marilynlucero9363 I love pasta... We are now enemies
@@iclynnx [Brawl] Let's go! {100 Gold removed from inventory}
I’m pretty sure my mom used to eat macaroni pizza quite a bit. Kinda weird but she really liked that stuff so I’ll take your word for it. I’ve eaten worse pizza. (Calzone with brownies in it 💀)
14:04 "Hey, can I get an Avocado sandwich?"
*insert Korekiyo covering Rantaro's ears*
"This is a McDonald's, We do not sell Avocado Sandwiches".
" Oh, ok."
"Ok Rantaro, I'll let go of your ears now".
" Thanks Kiyo"
Why?!?? 😭
@@GlaziolaNacht because you can make guacamole with an avocado and we have one Infront of us/hj
My lactose intolerant self seeing 13:54
*terrified demonic screeching*
YOU CANT TELL ME VEGANISM HAS A SLUR, NO WHY NOOOOOO
It does sound a little badass though
They've got like 80 of them. A lot of them are bitter little hatemongers who want to feel morally superior to those around them as an excuse to be an asshole. Not all, mind you, couldn't say how many and I know the internet makes the worst people the loudest, but it's a solid chunk and they congregate together in online echo-chambers.
6:25 Leaked Gen 9 Oddish Regional Form
7:33 it's what it's like listening to most country music
2:23 Yes, that was in the episode where Homer makes tomacco (yes, tomacco, tomato and tobacco)
E I e I (annoyed grunt)
At first I thought about mature cheddar cheese that's been sitting in the fridge. I'm a cheese lover and have lactose intolerance. Luckily most cheeses are lactose free (mature/aged have the least lactose content) and all the other creamier cheeses have a lactose free variant. Like spreadable cheese. But after you said that I felt my body curl into a ball from stomach pain.
I need to learn your ways.
You can purchase replacement enzyme pills that can help with lactose intolerance. Enjoy your cheese and ice cream!
@@jaykneegarner2479 I was told it's best if I use them in emergencies because they can be on the pricy side. I normally go for lactose free variants. Besides my favourite ice-cream is strawberry with has generally no milk in it or pistachio or hazelnut which usually come in vegan variants at most ice-cream shops I buy from. I do use the pill in case I'm at a restaurant and not sure about milk being used or for desserts that are store bought. But sometimes I make my own lactose free desserts. I made plumcacke (with Greek yoghurt) and fruit tarts with lactose free custard I made using only lactose free products.
4:20 I saw one of them! I swear this thing scared a shit outta me when I was a kid. Still does.
14:15
Image recognition software: pineapple (certainty:97%)
12:23 Oh Robin, you don't wanna go to r/StoriesAboutKevin then. Let me just tell you that it unwise to not acknowledge the sheer stupidity of some people.
13:09 in the context of the story of Paper Mario, Mario was sent there by a villain named Dimentio. I like to think that Mario was there in Dimentio's place
Not even, he was just teleported there by dimentio, he didn’t actually die
@@Piccolospm it sure bloody looked that way. 6 explosions to Mario, Peach, and Bowser.
11:08 As a person in a band, this is the most stressful thing I've ever seen.
Korekiyo as a McDonald’s employee unnerves me. What has he done to my happy meal!?
16:00 their dad never came back with the milk
Mario had too many mushrooms. Even he doesn’t know what he did
At least he doesn't have terminal seven.
I’m glad to see u guys doing TIHI again :)
Me too! One of my favs!
2:47 Beavis and Butthead remake (2022)
2:27 ~ I'm more than certain that's a frame. It's from a (very?) old episode when the family moves to the abandoned farm, Homer can't grow anything, gets Lenny to ship Plutonium over there where it's spread into the soil. The next morning Homer (anticipating a large mutant harvest) tells the family to look up to the sky then down 'to save time' but turns out the field is still empty.
...although Bart dusts off a tiny sprout which later turns out to be the first of a field full of Tomacco plants.
Addendum: The episode is burned into my brain as I remember watching and recording it on VHS (yes, I'm old) then showing it to a few pals of mine at the time.
Me looking to the thumbnail:
*One shudder to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask, what dreams of chronic and shstained cruelty?*
I love how much emkay has improved
It hasn’t though. After the logo change (which was understandable) the quality of content has hardly changed yet intros have gone, the end is just six notes of the theme jarringly crammed in there, and fan art isn‘t even acknowledgd anymore! And that monstrosity of the first ask emkay video! pauses were edited out to the point that the ends of words were cut off! Emkay has become a mess, and that‘s why I’ve turned to Oz Media.
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@@methylatedspirit6810 I believe in oz Media supremacy
7:16 it might be because I’m American but I really wanna try that
12:48......I kinda reaaally want to hear how that conversation went because...just how? All of it, how. 😅
mario's unforgivable sin was going into the third dimension... apparently God thinks that was not the way it should be
0:15 Donkey Kong is always here for you.
The one about “making the hole” reminds me of the time I convinced my friend that a woman’s nipples can pop off
What the hell-💀
16:15 what’s the rest of that threepeater doin?
2:00 f to whoever who was unlucky enough to get a blood moon while building
I would guess the person at 13:31 made a bee-lion to a new tattoo place
9:15 that's actually a very accurate cosplay of a scene in the show. There was a scene where three guys in Townsville actually dressed up as the Power Puff Girls for either Halloween or a costume party. So that's actually canon to the show.
Now watch someone correct this because that's not the actual reason in the show.
< There was a scene where three guys in Townsville actually dressed up as the Power Puff Girls for either Halloween or a costume party.
*epic facepalm of epic fail*
They broke out of prison and robbed the bank.
@@cfruge444 more proof that the best way to get the correct answer is to post a wrong answer and or will annoy someone enough that they will correct you.
6:16 *Vine Boom Sound Effect*
15:55 the Russian treat Oreos and vodka
7:52 im disgusted in the human beings who made this
10:48
I wish the creator still made those comics. They quit I think.
Boy Robins gonna be upset when he realizes anesthesia isn't usually covered under insurance when I comes to wisdom teeth extraction.
2:10 I'd love if I had that pool also i'd freak out my neighbor's, if I pretended to do rituals over it every day. It'd be a scream, or in The Radio Demon's voice It would be *VERY* entertaining because after all the world is a stage and the stage is a world of entertainment.
there's a grenade on the IV bag at 11:21
5:00 it's actually Tuesday if you didn't know😂
7:40 that's what they mean when Italians say "pizza pasta"
WHY DOES THAT LOOK LIKE ONE OF MY COUSINS 0:36 💀
3:38 close your eyes while listening to it and it sounds like something else
Oh fuck
7:42 I've eaten this before but it was the other way around.
3:30 baby finger baby where are you here I am here I am how do you do
0:03 when you don’t laugh at your dad’s joke
7:00 I like to separate two OREOs into Os and REOs and then eat the two Os like normal cookies dipped in milk, and then make an OREREO with the two REOs. And no I don't buy doublestuffs instead of doing all that work, OREOs are nasty af, I only eat them to play with them and doublestuffs take the fun out of it lol
Mario created this god damned subreddit, that’s why he went to hell
At1:53 the pool kinda looks like jello
5:10 or less it literally is Tuesday for me/us
0:42
burned legit everyone
The powerpuff girls are awsome
Day 21 of asking Emkay for a Lexi, Jack and Robin collab
We need it
11:42 ristorante and birds eye are both companies I’ve bought from, and this has made me reconsider getting these brands again.
3:21 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
1:39 isn't that a wood drill? I would have expected at least a stone drill or a metal drill. But then again maybe the dude has wooden teeth, then he would have a root canal treatment in his near future.
14:03
WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT KOREKIYO AND RANTARO WORKING AT MCDONALD'S 😭😭😭
Right?!
1:04 that is a bowl of spaghetti Robin
but im luca 1:44
0:30
Weird flavour(is it flavor or flavour? My grammar skills have been rick astleyed recently)
Im pretty sure im gonna break my teeth on that tho
Since that type of fried chicken is pretty "hard"
I love how he’s just trying to pronounce every Oreo then just at the end is like ILL JUST STICK TO OREO THINS
5:36 that's not math.
I'm a baker.
why must you frustrate me this way
11:15
Solve: Hooters
Answer: Wrong
Correct Answer: Great Horned Owl
13:14
Its obvious isn't it?
Peach kept being a tease, so he "forced" the issue.
I regret existing today
@@khajiithaswares4147 i agree
13:23 Quick, when was the first doctermario game!
Medical Malpractice?
Thank you guys so much for always giving us such awesome content~💕
No matter what, you all have come so far and we are so proud of you!!
Remember that you are loved and valued ~💕💕💕
I convinced my guy friend that ladies shed their nails once a month, I made it more believable by putting glue in my nail and peeling it off when it dried. We were in 8th grade. The whole class was in on it, even the teachers, he still believes it, we’re sophomores in high school now.
Creative writing tip:
You don't need your whole class for a prank like that, and going along with misinformation is kind of the opposite of what a teacher is supposed to do.
The story is better if you end with pulling the glue off of your nails; or just pulling off fake nails.
That’s amazing
@@davesaylor7829 wait did you think this was a story- tbh I would too but it’s 100% true
@@davesaylor7829 also we have been told he realized it was fake at the end of the school year when he remembered an asked his mom- he just went along with it sense then
13:15 If I'm not mistaken, Mario fought in the Yugoslav wars and was competing against Kosovo for princess peach, and because of that he was listed as a war criminal
As a woman myself, i can confirm that we do shed our skin when we have our periods.
Yeah, kind of...
0:48. Was that... powerpuff girls aged up lewd fanfic?
That’s a failed live action,btw a new animated series is coming out this year possibly
7:10 I see somebody watches John Oliver.
7:59 Aldi sells Mac'n Cheese pizza. I'm just saying.
4:50 never heard "bloodmouth", the term is "carnist"
Both of those sound like deathgrind bands
Ant is coming for your soul.
P R E P A R E .
1:11 y is psyduck a homer simpson?
1:29 what do you mean in the US they don't just shoot your teeth off???
Nah, we tie one end to a Bald Eagle and send it flying.
@@theradioestofbois nah,in my state it’s just normal
9:48 seems like something my friend would do because shes an anime girl
“the face of an ant”
No. Just no.
IT'S FUCKING TROTSKY