Meanwhile… Taylor Swift’s Secret Handshake | Whoopi Meets the Pope | Tony Danza, Girlfriend Thief
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- Опубліковано 23 жов 2023
- Meanwhile… Taylor Swift continues to dominate the conversation amongst football fans, Whoopi Goldberg made a secret visit to The Vatican, and John Stamos found out the hard way to never leave your girlfriend alone with Tony Danza.
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The way he talks about his wife is so cute 💕
It's the only on-screen celebrity couple that I believe is genuine and long-lasting.
"Meanwhile" is AWESOME! Love it Stephen, glad you are feeling better!
Love the sled huskies joke LOL
That lead up to meanwhile is always EPIC
ly a waste of my time
@@muddro420 Not for me... I skip it.🤣
I skip it too, it’s annoying at best. I’d rather he just get to the point instead of stretching for minutes.
@@R0binah00d Minutes? _Seriously?_ Today's lead up lasted _exactly_ 30 seconds...big frikn whoop 🙄
Good to see Stephen back looking fine. Also good to have the humor in nutso-world! 😂😢😂
Yeah we need our Colbert filter!
He does look great!
He did put an inappropriate Bud Light skit on his show. It looked like an episode of South Park. Stephen Colbert is not for kids.
@@AJVillanueva2030 It’s a late night comedy show. Of course it’s not for kids.
Nothing makes me happier than thinking of the Pope and Whoopi sitting together on a couch and watching Sister Act
Or sitting in the barbie mobile at the Vatican drive in watching sister act.
Lol , brill !
Ikr!
@@fredgfysmith6171 Being the cool dude he is, I can totally imagine the Pope riding the hot pink Corvette.
Like asking your dentist if they like the movie "Marathon Man"
I feel like a perfect second part of the final joke was missed…
He’s saying, “Who’s the boss?!” And she’s sings, “Hold me closer, Tony Danza!”
A deep cut...but sooo inspired. Well done🎉
Have Mercy!
🤣🤣🤣
Ladies and Gentlemen, meet the internet's "Pun of the Week" champ!
Tell us please, Ellie: are the other 713 anywhere near as good?
@@ericminch They put them all to the test to see if any others would pass, but no pun in ten did.
Just want to shout out to the writers who craft these amazing Meanwhile intros, 👏 Amazing writing.
When he did the first intro I remember thinking 'wow, that's a lot of material to use for an intro, surely they'll run out eventually'. Well they haven't yet!
I refuse to take naming advice from a place that decided on 'Nameberry'.
I will. Sounds like they have a great sense of humor. 😂 /j
you bought 5,000 subscribers so i would guess what ever it is you choose, the rest of us not living in the states would do the exact opposite...i know, your wife, your life, you're cooking some fantastic meal, your mum...blah blah blah...all lies, all loser, all day...foh ffs...
Yep, because you always want your child's name to make people laugh. 😢
So glad you're back! Stay well!
Who the hell cheats on Stamos with Danza?
Angela or… Mona?!?!
As a Canadian that Meanwhile intro hit extra hard
I got the booster & still got Covid, I was sick for about a week. But my experience wasn't as bad as my friend. Who didn't get the booster & got Covid. She was out of commission for about 3 weeks.
Survive. That’s the goal.
@@stanbyme7874 True but the amount of unnecessary suffering. That my friend went through is a good advertisement for getting the booster.
The idea of the booster is to lessen the severity of Covid, not shield you from it. So says my daughter, the doctor.
I got the first moderna vaccine, and I still support the vax but gd it gave me horrible tinnitus which turns out to be a fairly widespread side effect unfortunately, and it makes me want to go to sleep and never wake up
@@The_Infamous_Boogyman sorry, but the guaranteed side effect-free drugs aren't due to come until the year 2300.
Meanwhile, you're not dead.
I am so glad u are back & feeling better. How we all missed you! You are one of the best political satirists around. Take good care of yourself & each other...
I have COVID right now and I've been kicking myself for not getting the booster the whole time
Bro, i got the booster and got sick af. It affects people differently. Wish you a fast recovery
@NMFrame for sure, sorry to hear that! Thank you 🙏
I got the booster & still got Covid, I was sick for about a week. But my experience wasn't as bad as my friend. Who didn't get the booster & got Covid. She was out of commission for about 3 weeks.
Had original Covid. Survivor. Excited to get Covid shot to drive from WA to TX to see my adult daughter. Very careful whole trip. Got home & they unveiled a 🎉Delta Covid. Eff me. Sicker than a dog. Fully boosted now. My thoughts on boosters? I DIDN’T DIE. Did I investigate first?? No. I was busy in 2020-2021 seeing 12 family members die. I grew up in the 60’s. Twinkies, Hershey Bars & Tab Cola was my mainstay. TV dinners came out for all the mothers divorcing their husbands because-Womens Lib & Roe vs Wade, baby. I’m so full of God knows what that "investigating" a shot while millions are dying(bodies piling up in UHauls) & stopping at McD’s or Waffle House, eating hot dogs & Cheetos🧐 Absolute crock o’ship.
Just got my booster and the flu shot today.
Imagine the gems in the vault of the Meanwhile monologues that have been accumulated and aged to perfection, like a fine wine over the past 5 months 👀
Or like Quebec golden maple syrup (formerly light maple syrup), the best syrup for drizzling.
Ah, yes. A timely "Who's the Boss" joke in 2023.
My Husband got COVID, but I managed to somehow miraculously escape it. There really is a HUGE uptick in cases that is somehow being entirely ignored by MSM.
I think the MSM is not talking about it to avoid getting crucified by right-wing anti-vaxxers.
Whenever they talk about it they get accused of participating in a "Democrat conspiracy".
Everyone is pretending it's over, and practically nobody is masking anymore. WE'RE DOOMED
@@MadAboutBrows the anti maskers intimidated us all into feeling like wearing a mask is shameful or something.
They all cite a bogus study that says masks don't work, but it's not true, masks DO work.
But it's like having an abusive alcoholic uncle that you don't want to wake up, because you know he'll be a total asshole.
And you know how those people are, they don't just resent being made to wear a mask, they resent OTHER PEOPLE for wearing them.
Sick.
Thank you Thank you Stephan!
Adding to my list of things I need to do:
Sing Phoebe Buffay's version of "Tiny Dancer" in close proximity to John Stamos.
Putting right under repeating "Seven" over and over in close proximity to Courtney Cox.
2, 4, 2, 4,6, 5,7, 6, 777777!!!!!😂
It's even funnier because back in my bar crawlin' days we named a sex move "The Tony Danza" - I won't go into details but trust me, it's hilarious when you're 20-something and 12 shots deep.
Tell us cmon
Did you ever think that a comedian would be the biggest proponent for science. And that one of the biggest proponents for science, Neil Degrass Tyson would be a comedian? Love to you both keep up the good work.😮
did you ever think that a late night comedy show would be the best news program?
@@kenbrown2808we in Europe follow your news mostly through the various latenight shows. Makes it all a lot more palatable to take in.
Actually, yes. I can think of a long list of comedians that I would consider very intelligent. To name a few - John Oliver, George Carlin, Robin Williams, Lenny Bruce, John Mulany, Jim Gaffagin, Tina Fey, Bill Mahr, Trevor Noah, etc etc. The battle between left and right is a battle between smart and stupid. A big percentage of Americans fall in the latter category, which as I'm sure you know, makes living in modern times very frustrating, but It's my belief that comedians sometimes get through to them in a way that politicians can't but because of the info bubbles that exist today, a lot of them can't be reached and that is the reason for the ridiculous state of politics that exist in our world today.
@@ryanjones4150 I agree with you but I am very sure I didn't say that comedians were stupid. I didn't even make a political comment. I will also agree that many in our country and around the world are ignorant of facts and the logical consequences of rightwing strong man ideology. I would not categorize all of them as stupid. Brainwashed, yes, stupid, no.
Work yes, good?????
Why the actual hell, when your boyfriend is John Stamos, would you sleep with Tony Danza? Seriously!
I mean they were both considered Hollywoods finest at one point or another, how many people can say they've been with both
Who said they were sleeping
Angela!
I mean, some people will never find happiness but you cant blame them for looking. John's a handsome dude but maybe he just uh, you know, doesn't have it...
So you're saying that you would turn down Demi Moore while dating Alyssa Milano? C'mon, you'd definitely try to have it both ways, just like any sane person would.
Funny story. So I’m waiting and waiting for the booster to arrive. It finally does, but I couldn’t get away from work. Was planning to get it this Monday, but guess what… tested positive last Friday. Now I’m home in bed watching UA-cam.
I live in a house with five others all got covid but not me. I kept up with my covid boosters
Good nice one, but the boosters don't stop you getting it just mitigate the symptoms 👍 good on you though luck was on you're side 🙏
@@Paul512 yeah ok
Good luck to you
@@Paul512 none the less seems to have worked for me. You can believe what you wish it is your right
Have a great day
Whoopie seems fitting to be able to sit with the pope. I mean, Guinan was such a humanity changing character. Seriously. Whoopie is a treasure
you're the boss, stephen
Reminds me of that Elton John song: "Hold me closer, Tony Danza...."
Too Much Taylor
That sumo payoff
If Taylor looked like Phoebe Snow no one would know her name.
I love how Stephen makes fun of Taylor and all the hype around her.
Thank you for catching the pure, unfiltered sarcasm flowing from Stephen. So many, here in the comments, are completely clueless to what sarcasm is...
Stephen is not making fun of Taylor, he's making fun of the media for obsessing about her.
I know Taylor Swift can turn out more young voters than anyone commenting here. 😂
Thank goodness for science 🎉🎉
Why wasn't the Covid vaccine booster offered on-site to everyone? Seems like a good place for a pop-up clinic...
If I was on that plane I woulda yelled out call your lawyers, my back
Jim Jordan Never fails to disappoint
The man is a walking disappointment.
Even when he looks in the mirror 😂
Saw the big suit show in a Houston bar, maybe 1982? About 150 people. Total blast
Tony Danza et John Stamos. that's a crossover nobody thought of
She did
Ill never forget, Chamber of Secrets was the longest movie id ever seen and the most EPIC.
I imagine even Taylor Swift wants us to stop talking about her relationship, so can we please?
You know that is unequitable. All she does is exploit others for profit.
You’re actually the problem lol
@@Ketoinvestorhow that makes no sense...literally how's it a random person on UA-cam comments controlling the media. ? Genuinely curious
I revisited a 1960s Hayley Mills comedy a few days ago. Mary Wickes played one of the nuns - and played one in Sister Act as well! 😂
I got the booster and caught the Covid 5 days later. That's on me tho. I kept putting it off like the procrastinator I am. It was short and mild and I only missed 3 days of work so ,yeah, thanks science!
Yeah science!
Missed a joke ... Who's the boss ? Well I don't know but it sure is a FULL HOUSE !
On my way to get my booster now 😊
Should be Canadian Syrup... the finest there is :)
I'm calling it. The mystery guest in November is Oprah. She'll be promoting a film around then.
Or also Di Caprio.
Stephen said "he doesn't do talk shows" . . . Oprah isn't a he and she certainly has done talk shows, mostly as the host of her own, but still.
My money is on someone who is not part of SAG-AFTRA as that strike is still on.
@@feebeedoc78 He's a member of SAG-AFTRA most likely and they are still on strike, so highly unlikely.
No, Jack Nicholson.
ok. We've been meaning to get the COVID booster. Just made our appointments for this afternoon. Thank you! p.s. For anyone wondering, these vaccines are free if you don't have insurance or your insurance doesn't cover it. Free with Medicare. etc. All the chain pharmacies offer it.
If theres an British subsection it should be called beanwhile
A matt Gatez subsection should be called teenwhile....
@@Paul512 Oh my, haha
Classic Colbert. Oh my God I missed you over the break Stephen! No more strikes, no more covid okay?
I agree.😊
This just in: some athlete is dating a Nobel prize winning doctor whose discoveries have saved millions of lives, and no one cares... OMG look over there it's Taylor Swift!!
“Speed-freak sorghum!?”😸
Random Indigo Girls lyrics… this is why I watch.
Whatever….Where’s my cheeseburger!!!
-Andy Reid
Sounds about right lol
Has Tony Danza ever played a character who wasn't named Tony? If there's ever a Trump biopic, I imagine Danza would play Tony Giuliani.
His girlfriend was singing that Elton John song "Hold me close up Tony Danza"
Ba-Dum-Tiss! 🥁🤦♂️🤦♀️🤦
Shame on you! Shame on me for busting out laughing 😂😂
Tony Danza...Joe Rogan Prototype!
99% sure that that is the secret handshake from the 90s version of The Parent Trap.
Haha! ... meanwhile, not all girls want to just have fun.
About the two airplane incidents: He didn't make jokes about Spirit Airlines? Darn.
About the baby names: All of a sudden, I got a song stuck in my head. "Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be sled dogs"
About John Stamos: He probably heard his girlfriend saying "Hold me closer, Tony Danza.".
The Jet Blue pilot wanted to make sure the diarrhea stayed at the back of the plane.
Lucky girl who got both Stamos and Danza.
Give it up for Cato Cato and the Bandy Band
Dang, E-Honda is going to have trouble traveling to the nearest active volcano for his next scheduled street fight...
Earlier in the year, my husband and I traveled and when we got back, I got sick and he didn’t. We stayed around each other before and during and he was fine. He has the booster but I didn’t get it. I still don’t want it but there is some truth to that science thing lol
Little girl behind Taylor Swift is over it
😂
how many viewers heads did the "I went to the doctor, I went to the mountains" reference go right over 👩🎸🎸🙎♀
Allright Indigo Girls, Closer To Fine!!!
Stephen, Paxlovid is an antiviral, not an antibiotic. Score one for science. 😂
I just got back from Florida and somehow didn't get covid, but my girlfriend who did everything I did got it. It's funny how it works sometimes.
I just realized that John Stamos, Tony Danza, and Scott Baio all look TOO MUCH alike!
I agree on that.
6 meanwhile's without Deadpool as a guest host
Rest stop dumpster 😂 thats what i think about everything covered in this meanwhile. Spot on!
If only there was an organization that encouraged science when it comes to vaccinations, Stephen would not have gotten COVID.
Tony Danza was my first ever crush before Lou Diamond Phillips and then and forever, David Duchovny. John Stamos is cute but Tony Danza's, "Aye! Yo!!" I mean...
Watch. If Taylor Swift gets married to her latest bf, her fans are gonna lose their minds and im just gonna sit down with a bowl of popcorn, watch in glee and just be happy that Taylor finally has settled down. 😂😂😂😂
Cinnabon runoff 🤤
That looks like a totally normal hand clap! Well done!
It's Daniel Day Lewis, isn't it?
Would NEVER have my significant other near an accused sexual predator facing an upcoming trial!!!
Seems only fair, the Pope WAS a character in Sister Act.
I just Snowed all over Pax Iceland.
Vermont's maple syrup is for little girly men. 🇨🇦
Pax and Iceland becoming popular girl’s names? I don’t understand how. Snow? I can see that. Just think: if some of the common last names stick around for a little while longer, then maybe, just maybe, we could have a real life Snow White!
That sumo tie in was good :D
Lets gooo baby we missed you
It's so good to see Taylor Swift happy and just having fun!!!
😅🤣😂 🥳🎉🎊 ❤❤❤ 🥳🎉🎊
The break up song that's going to follow this relationship will win all of the Grammys!
She is slightly over rated. A clever song writer, not the greatest, but clever.
Also good to see her getting young people to register and vote!
@@RockandRollWoman Definitely!!! 😊❤
Wow... Doug got a shout out!
I just got my Covid Booster yesterday (& regular Flu Shot) now I’m sick in bed
// my fault, for getting two on the same day 😓
6:05 She probably wanted to get out of the full house.
He's turned into quite the SHILL for the STATE!
I will say Colbert getting Covid again pushed me to get the booster for the first time
Can I talk you into something else???😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m looking forward to the great Super Bowl meetup with Biles and Swift. I mean Green Bay and Kansas City
'Speed-freak sorghum' sounds like a good porridge to eat to get a winter day off to a flying start.
Doug's is in Hindale... It's scary!
If he doesn't talk about Taylor, he talks about sometime else. Who are all these people that are new to the mass media?
Druggie Doug's Mobile Meth Lab - the lost Steely Dan album
Long explanation for pretending to be sick to skip work ...