"Rapid unscheduled disassembly" is my husband's new favorite expression for almost everything now. I've never seen him use a phrase so creatively, or one that that cracked him up so much before. Hilarity has ensued with it at our house!
The AAVE defined woke as, "alert to racial prejudice and injustice." So Ronnie D is saying that Florida is where awareness to racial prejudice and injustice goes to die, and honestly? That tracks.
The definition that I know of is the word woke was used in a old blues song about staying alert when black people were traveling through southern states due to KKK and lynchings. Stay woke. Or keep your head on a swivel. Early 1900s I believe. The only time white people can use the word is when the alarm goes off.
...and while this was being taped, the Mike Lindell "prove Mike wrong" 5 million dollar judgement was handed out. Jimmy's gonna have a field day with that tomorrow.
I thought all three of them were high! Natalie and Daniel’s eyes looked fairly stoned to me (especially Daniel’s!). I bet they were just bullshitting that they weren’t 😂
The SpaceX launch was truly a great success. The goal was really just to ignite the engines and clear the pad. Everything else was just a bonus. If you recall, they blew up a lot of rockets before the Falcon 9 started successfully landing and making it an everyday event. And that rocket didn't cost 3 Billion. The project has cost 3 billion. They will be building and launching new ones quickly now to get better and better till one day it's going to start working great. It's a different design method, and works better and faster than waiting 15 years to launch your first rocket.
I bought little mints for my 91-year-old mom to help her sleep. She loved them! I first made sure it didn't make her wobbly and I first tested it on myself. 😊 It also had zero side effects that pills do like being binding. Most customers in the weed store were retired.
One of my coworkers makes edibles for her elderly mother (not for herself, she's allergic) Her mom had been suffering with shingles for 2 years with little to no relief. Coworker convinced her to try a gummy and the poor woman slept through the night for the first time since it cropped up and now has her bed time treat every night.
The funny thing about the "Who's High?" game is that when Lynda goes to tell her friends she got absolutely smoked on Times Square, played a game with Jimmy Kimmel, and won a dog frisbee, no one is going to believe it.
Yes George, that was tobacco he was waving around. 🙄 And no, tobacco is bad for you. And while I have you here, Phantom Menace sucked, and Jar Jar gives me thoughts of cruelty.😠 Heh, all fun aside .... Be well.
@@FurtiveSkeptical I'm from The Netherlands so pretty familiar with weed but all I mean is that it's mostly used together with tobacco, just as can be seen in the video. Have a great day.
@@narvul You as well, I realized you knew the real situation. I hope I didn't come across too coarse. I originally did it in the spirit of fun. And no, it isn't healthy with tobacco to be certain. And too much of anything could be a detriment. Cheers and Be Well.✌️
@@narvul depends on the region and people. I'd say it's more 50-50.. I went from a city where tobacco + weed was the norm to a place where almost everyone I've met keeps them separate or hates tobacco but smokes weed or vice versa.
First heard about 4.20 in my early forties in Brighton England. My first thoughts were the guys that trained me during apprenticeship of being a pothead light spliffs every 10 to 20 minutes through the day. . It's taken off in the UK and is showing cannabis in a good light so I'm glad it was established. It's bringing the people of the world together.🇬🇧🇺🇸
If only it would become legal here. Can’t see it happening in my lifetime, if ever. 😔 I hold out hope that the devolved Scottish Government (always more liberal) have the power to legalise it and will do so. 🙏🏻
Please look up the facts. Marijuana Use Disorder, brain damage of developing brains in under 25 year olds, psychotic disorders, heightened mental illnesses including depression and anxiety, schizophrenia, car , and other machinery accidents from driving/ operating under the influence, etc. I have known too many people directly (family and friends) and indirectly whose lives have been destroyed by marijuana. I don't think it's necessarily a bad thing to for marijuana to be legal, but education should be mandatory.
@@daniellamcgee4251 That's it, let people make informed choices, tax it and demystify it. Adult usage is far less harmful than when brains are still developing so educate kids that heavy use can potentially exacerbate any predisposition to mental health problems. Its the grown up approach...
@@dyent True! I am certainly not going to argue with the facts. The normalization of alcoholism, and the damage people can do, especially young drinkers, is not something to be cheered on either. But one doesn't cancel out the other. Legalizing marijuana doesn't mean it's completely harmless, but the impression that U.S media gives is that it's just a bit naughty and fun. That's irresponsibly naive. When I tell people about my family and friends, I hear more marijuana horror stories from others. Sure, most people will be OK, but pretending/ assuming there are no risks is to deny, especially young people, their rght to know what they are playing with.
Linda: "I administer" nitrous oxide. Jimmy: "Yeah, but to yourself?" Linda: "That's a little tricky." (Translation: "I just administered it to myself before this bit!)
FYI, Linda has been legally smoking since October 2018. Almost five years have passed! (And no increase in crime or impaired driving incidents) Vive le Canada!
Because he is a sick man. He has a mental disorder called narcissism. He should not be allowed to run for any government job. He is unfit for any office. The only time he should be in one is if there is a doctor behind the desk to talk about his treatment
Okay Trump, but you hate Desartis too? Because the media corrupted by the Democrats made you hate any Republican in general, see him as a fool and a fascist.
DeSantis may be able to win elections in Florida, but he will never be able to win a country-wide election. Could you see the debate between DeSantis and Biden? Remember how Biden wiped the floor with the GOP hecklers in his State of the Union? DeSantis wouldn't even last that long.
Great name and we like weed-Santa dishing out nuggets/ great how weed makes you feel sharing maybe that is the best on weed. Hallo>>peace/ love & Gesundheit from Germany.
@@kallen868 He's the world's greatest rotting jack-o-lantern impersonator. Nobody's ever seen anything like it before. People come up to him all the time with tears in their eyes saying, _"Sir, you're the greatest orange bulbous bloviating balloon animal jack-o-lantern impersonator blimp of all time."_
Donnie Sweetie,...Have you already forgotten? When you drove through New York, on the way to your indictment, people lined the streets and chanted "New York Hates You!"
I was really hoping to enjoy my day yesterday, but ended up having to sit with my more elderly neighbor after all. And ended up falling in my back yard going home.
NY needs to spend $200m to prosecute T****? Sounds like they should also go after those fees as well. Oh who am I kidding, T**** doesn't have those funds.
Meatball Ron plans to cure a reptile dysfunction with his new _"Don't Say 'Gator"_ law. _(For further study, please refer to my "Top 40 from the Back 40" playlist. It isn't what you think.)_ 🙊🙉🙈
Because after so many days if u don't pick up and pay for your item it becomes property of the store so they can try to get back the money spent on fixing it? O yeah did I mention most if not all repair places make you sign a contract that says that to cover their butts from being sued by an idiot like u or in this case hunter
@@christianmarlon7462 And your conclusion is based on what scientific, peer reviewed data? What were the parameters of assessment? How was intelligence defined and assessed? Was the sample size statistically valid? Was the study funded by a donor with a vested intrest in specific results? Or did you, perhaps, make a wild assumption based on what you believe to be true, or would like to be true, so you can feel intellectually superior? Intelligence is not so important. Clever people can embrace stupid ideaology if they want it to be true. Self awareness is what really counts, and helps guard us against confirmation bias.
@@KobiArmstead Hello, friend. How cool is that. You look so mellow and happy in that video. A welcome influence in this hectic world. Enjoy one for me.
@@FrankBenlin Man what!? Super Cool🤘🏽Yea practicing gratitude keeps me going. I love to be the light that shines in the darkest of the night. Will do King Frank, blessings🙏🏽
Linda, Jackpot & everyone outside the Detroit herbal centre were beyond adorable 🫠💚 My OCD brain has never been able with weed unfortunately but seeing anyone else blissed out on it is always a giggle, Happy 420 to all 🥰🍀🍄💕🌠
Hehe, yeah there’s a hell of a lot of evidence to disprove its existence and pretty much zero for the opposite, a 2000 year old fairy tale that people still cling to, and they class humans as an intelligent species….
DeSantis is like a small child who has been in time out numerous times for the same offense, and still returns to do the it again and expects a different result.
@@ExxtremeGamma : DeSantis is only amazing if you're looking thru rose colored glasses while sampling good weed. Ronny is a Trump Mini-Me, only much worse.
You are so funny!!! Thanks so much for always making my day! I work night shift and don't usually get to see your show live. It's so awesome to see you when I can!!!
Why should it be mandatory? It’s not even a permanent fix, it’s temporary so you have to continually use more and more of it to feel good. That’s a HUGE waste of money. If your not living off your rich parents money , don’t work and are broke as hell, it’s REALLY REALLY stupid to piss away cash like that over and over again, just to huff a plant that helps only for a short time
@@randallchristman6698 I don’t give a damn about pot and have no need or want to ever smoke it. I’ve already got through encephalitis, pancreatitis and an enlarged liver 2 decades ago. I did it without huffing it
I immediately noticed that Linda had the most high looking body language, even though Natalie and Daniel had more high looking eyes. Daniel may have just been recovering from an all nighter at the bars, but he definitely had something going on! 🤣
@@jeffclement2468 They understand it. They've co-opted it and weaponized it to refer to anyone fighting for progress. Their demographic want to keep things as they are and not make any progress toward things like equity. They don't realize they're voting against their own best interest. Just look how the middle class is being wiped out. Can the typical middle class person purchase a home right now? Not wisely.
I still say like 90% of the adult population have smoked weed at some point in their lives and know how harmless it is. Like all those news people definitely smoked weed in college. Yet it’s still federally criminalized.
So DeSantis stole from Winston Churchill's June 4, 1940 speech "we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender"
@@Wuzwrongwitdatdolla I knew it was her as soon as she said she was from Newfoundland - an island with half a million people who like to drink, smoke, and party.
I was standing at a counter waiting for a food order. A little boy about 5yo, (who was with his grandpa) came up to me and grabbed my breast with one hand & squeezed.... The kid yelled 'honk-honk', then he ran off ! I was so shocked...I could only stand there with my mouth open! 😮 I am an older woman with....ahem- A larger bosom.... just sayin'. I couldn't decide if that makes it less or more offensive/funny?? Later, I just laughed...btw- his grandpa did not see him & I didn't say anything.
Jimmy is over stating the cost and it was expected that the rocket would fail. During the development of the falcone 9, it too underwent multiple failures before the company perfected it.
@@mena88 Exactly - that was closer to the cost of the whole program, and they've built like 25+ of the ships and a good handful of the huge boosters as well. They were just hoping that they could get that booster past the pad, everything after that was icing on the cake for their data. They're already multiple revisions beyond what was flown.
No no no. It's very simple. He says he enjoyed it, because it will motivate thousands of rubes to send him money. Never lose track of that. That's the only thing that matters to Dump.
People handing out weed is a welcomed change from strangers being shot for making mistakes
Camera dude wasn't playing around. Mf hand almost got stuck in the cookie jar.
Comparing those two things for likes is hilarious and sad, at the same time, somehow....
Hell ya! Everyone loves a free nug. 😁👍
@@HairynosedWombat163 let's make it 420 ammendment
can't wait to do that myself in my country, legalize weed Australia NOW!
He's still got the nerve to call other people 'criminals and perverts.'
George Carlin would call “rapid unscheduled disassembly” soft language! Miss him.
good reference
He was good at calling a manual earth-restructuring implement, a spade. 🙂
Sam Kininson Too 😥😢😥😭😭😢😢😥
The Boomers that grew up on Carlin vote GOP sadly. Not all but enough that 2016 happened with the ripples still going.
Me too. How did he become so wise? Sigh…It must have broken his heart that we didn’t hear him.
"Rapid unscheduled disassembly" is my husband's new favorite expression for almost everything now. I've never seen him use a phrase so creatively, or one that that cracked him up so much before. Hilarity has ensued with it at our house!
Space X has been using it for years....
Having that grabby orange orangutan in the monologue is always funny. Oh, and the opening with the monkey was funny, too.😀
Orange Tan
The AAVE defined woke as, "alert to racial prejudice and injustice." So Ronnie D is saying that Florida is where awareness to racial prejudice and injustice goes to die, and honestly? That tracks.
I mean the guy eats pudding with his fingers as an adult - can you really expect a lot from a guy like that?
Dumbest dude
Florida knew exactly what it was getting
THANK YOU. I just learned about what woke originally meant and now I can’t believe how politicians are using it
The definition that I know of is the word woke was used in a old blues song about staying alert when black people were traveling through southern states due to KKK and lynchings. Stay woke. Or keep your head on a swivel. Early 1900s I believe. The only time white people can use the word is when the alarm goes off.
"Rapid unscheduled disassembly" reminds me of the euphemism for getting thrown off a horse - "unscheduled dismount"!
It's an aviation thing I think, when you're talking about planes it's not a crash, it's an "uncontrolled hard landing". Lol.
Synonymous with " catastrophic failure "
...in certain situations.
"This gon be done before we get out the lot man" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"you getta bud & you getta bud, everybody's gettin a buuuuuuuud" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That made my day! 😝😝😝
Looking forward to the next indictments dropping on Trump...
When you "woke" up this morning, 🎶
Ron DeSantis is done, 🎶
Ron DeSantis is done, 🎶
Ron DeSantis is done. 🎶
“The most honest and honourable man anywhere in the world”! What planet does this criminal live??? 🥴
Glad defendant Trump had fun. We should do it more often.
Oh, we will. We will.
@@barrydunn682
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😂
As soon as she said Canada I knew it was her 🇨🇦 strong .
For me it was her excessive laughter
As soon as she said she was from Newfoundland, that did it for me.
Did I hear DeSantis say "Florida is where truth goes to die"? Disney truly has taken over!
Yes, truth died in Floriduh along with 90,000 unvaccinated Floridians.
@@nancychandler3673 Yes, but he doesn't count those folks in his stupid book now does he.
Best thing I’ve EVER HEARD come out of jimmys mouth, “ that’s how you make America great again” 💪🇺🇸 damn straight jimmy💨
...and while this was being taped, the Mike Lindell "prove Mike wrong" 5 million dollar judgement was handed out. Jimmy's gonna have a field day with that tomorrow.
Monday you mean.
TRUMP MAGA 24
Trump 🇺🇲
@@rayepps9562 are you having a stroke?
@@rayepps9562 nope
"You get weed." Should be the tagline for rebuilding the Republic and respect for one another.
Make America Green Again! 💚🥳
Alas, the Empire lives on...
@@unfortunatalie1413 love this comment and your name ….I’m your first subscriber ☺️☺️😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Just going full Oprah on an entire country and probably the world. Imagine how many wars we could stop with weed
I’m pretty sure there were two high players there. Daniel looked disappointed he wasn’t called out too.
He did!😅 he would have had my vote!
Soon as I saw Linda, I knew it was her
I thought all three of them were high! Natalie and Daniel’s eyes looked fairly stoned to me (especially Daniel’s!). I bet they were just bullshitting that they weren’t 😂
@@SugarandSarcasm As soon as I heard she was from Newfoundland, I was pretty sure.
Trump enjoyed being indicated. We will indicate him many more times!
At first, I was like "huh" but then I remembered Trump's post🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣 I thought your comment was very interesting and I like men who are funny.
@@newname9064 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
Along with the Bush’s, Cheney’s and Biden’s
They all crooks!
The SpaceX launch was truly a great success. The goal was really just to ignite the engines and clear the pad. Everything else was just a bonus. If you recall, they blew up a lot of rockets before the Falcon 9 started successfully landing and making it an everyday event. And that rocket didn't cost 3 Billion. The project has cost 3 billion. They will be building and launching new ones quickly now to get better and better till one day it's going to start working great. It's a different design method, and works better and faster than waiting 15 years to launch your first rocket.
Looking for a comment like this. Unfortunate that Jimmy doesn't check his facts when everything seems to contradict it. (cheering, etc)
"This must make me the most honest and honorable man in the world." People actually watch him saying this crap and agree. SCARY.
They don't watch anything that could possibly change their opinion of him, so that nonsense is all they digest.
Narcissistic personality disorder 101
That wasn't a punch line?
TRUMP GOD
GOD MAGA 🇺🇲
@@yehiain424 trump is God. Kneel or d1e
I bought little mints for my 91-year-old mom to help her sleep. She loved them! I first made sure it didn't make her wobbly and I first tested it on myself. 😊 It also had zero side effects that pills do like being binding. Most customers in the weed store were retired.
One of my coworkers makes edibles for her elderly mother (not for herself, she's allergic) Her mom had been suffering with shingles for 2 years with little to no relief. Coworker convinced her to try a gummy and the poor woman slept through the night for the first time since it cropped up and now has her bed time treat every night.
My mom, who gave me so much crap in the 70s, now takes gummies for a sleep aide.
🤣🤣🤣 I thought your comment was very interesting and I like men who are funny.
The funny thing about the "Who's High?" game is that when Lynda goes to tell her friends she got absolutely smoked on Times Square, played a game with Jimmy Kimmel, and won a dog frisbee, no one is going to believe it.
Dude in the white Nike hoodie needs some kind of citizenship award.👏
I hope his generosity and kindness comes back to him tenfold.
Peace and health.
Not much health is coming from smoking tobacco.
Yes George, that was tobacco he was waving around. 🙄
And no, tobacco is bad for you.
And while I have you here, Phantom Menace sucked, and Jar Jar gives me thoughts of cruelty.😠
Heh, all fun aside ....
Be well.
@@FurtiveSkeptical I'm from The Netherlands so pretty familiar with weed but all I mean is that it's mostly used together with tobacco, just as can be seen in the video.
Have a great day.
@@narvul You as well, I realized you knew the real situation. I hope I didn't come across too coarse. I originally did it in the spirit of fun.
And no, it isn't healthy with tobacco to be certain. And too much of anything could be a detriment.
Cheers and Be Well.✌️
@@narvul depends on the region and people. I'd say it's more 50-50.. I went from a city where tobacco + weed was the norm to a place where almost everyone I've met keeps them separate or hates tobacco but smokes weed or vice versa.
First heard about 4.20 in my early forties in Brighton England. My first thoughts were the guys that trained me during apprenticeship of being a pothead light spliffs every 10 to 20 minutes through the day. . It's taken off in the UK and is showing cannabis in a good light so I'm glad it was established. It's bringing the people of the world together.🇬🇧🇺🇸
If only it would become legal here. Can’t see it happening in my lifetime, if ever. 😔
I hold out hope that the devolved Scottish Government (always more liberal) have the power to legalise it and will do so. 🙏🏻
Please look up the facts. Marijuana Use Disorder, brain damage of developing brains in under 25 year olds, psychotic disorders, heightened mental illnesses including depression and anxiety, schizophrenia, car , and other machinery accidents from driving/ operating under the influence, etc.
I have known too many people directly (family and friends) and indirectly whose lives have been destroyed by marijuana.
I don't think it's necessarily a bad thing to for marijuana to be legal, but education should be mandatory.
@@daniellamcgee4251 That's it, let people make informed choices, tax it and demystify it. Adult usage is far less harmful than when brains are still developing so educate kids that heavy use can potentially exacerbate any predisposition to mental health problems. Its the grown up approach...
@@daniellamcgee4251 Every single thing you mentioned is exponentially less common than alcohol addiction and alcohol-induced liver damage.
@@dyent True! I am certainly not going to argue with the facts. The normalization of alcoholism, and the damage people can do, especially young drinkers, is not something to be cheered on either. But one doesn't cancel out the other. Legalizing marijuana doesn't mean it's completely harmless, but the impression that U.S media gives is that it's just a bit naughty and fun. That's irresponsibly naive. When I tell people about my family and friends, I hear more marijuana horror stories from others. Sure, most people will be OK, but pretending/ assuming there are no risks is to deny, especially young people, their rght to know what they are playing with.
Linda was the best part of this 420 episode!
😅
Linda: "I administer" nitrous oxide.
Jimmy: "Yeah, but to yourself?"
Linda: "That's a little tricky." (Translation: "I just administered it to myself before this bit!)
FYI, Linda has been legally smoking since October 2018. Almost five years have passed! (And no increase in crime or impaired driving incidents) Vive le Canada!
@@BoxofPeace Vive Linda!
She was awesome, but I’m honestly amazed neither Natalie or the guy in the shades were high as well. Great choices to fool Jimmy!
Yay, Linda! I was not in the least surprised.
Spat my coffee … “I must be the most honest and honourable person in history” … how can he keep a straight face 😂😂😂
" A guy came up to me, big guy, tough guy, tears running down his face and he said sir....." 😉😂😂🤣🤣
I got dizzy.
BOTOX
Because he is a sick man.
He has a mental disorder called narcissism.
He should not be allowed to run for any government job.
He is unfit for any office.
The only time he should be in one is if there is a doctor behind the desk to talk about his treatment
Pretty sure my neighbors heard me cracking up! 🤣
Shoutout to Linda - what a cool lady!
'Spurious George' 🤣 I think that one went under the radar, but so so good. Jimmy's writers are the cleverest on the talk show circuit.
Save a child today. Take away the guns and hand out the weed.
You sound like a real winner. Weed? .. really? They are lazy enough.
@@morbidmanmusic You sound like a 12 year old. Then again, your name proves that.
Is this punctuated to your approval?
@@morbidmanmusic Sure. Why don't we be like the NRA and arm them instead?
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DeSatanis makes me disgusted to be a Florida resident for 50 years. 😢
Move to California. Youll appreciate your governor then!
Ditto. Such a moron.
Same. DeSantis is an embarrassment to all Native Floridians . You got that right ✅️
@@TheILLogics Yes, Newsom is awesome. If only he was our Governor in Florida.
Why live there, then?
'Florida is where everyone goes to die' hoping that includes DeSantis's Candidacy.
Highest death rate and highest rate of Long Haulers from Covid-19 in the Freedumb State of Floriduh.
He’s working very hard to show everyone what an unsuitable a** he really is. I really hope my fellow Floridians are taking note! 🤦♀️😖😡
@@sandralamphier9433 too many racists live there
Okay Trump, but you hate Desartis too? Because the media corrupted by the Democrats made you hate any Republican in general, see him as a fool and a fascist.
DeSantis may be able to win elections in Florida, but he will never be able to win a country-wide election. Could you see the debate between DeSantis and Biden? Remember how Biden wiped the floor with the GOP hecklers in his State of the Union? DeSantis wouldn't even last that long.
Right on Detroit!
God bless the dude dishing out Mary-Jane like a weed Santa 😂
Great name and we like weed-Santa dishing out nuggets/ great how weed makes you feel sharing maybe that is the best on weed. Hallo>>peace/ love & Gesundheit from Germany.
Ron Desantis is crazy
The Great Pumpkin: "There was no crime. Also I plead the Fifth Amendment because I am so innocent."
Innocent my 🍑 &$#@&%$ TRMPO. LOL. LOL
Sure dumpster Don. Hehehe
I prefer The Rotting Pumpkin.
@@kallen868 He's the world's greatest rotting jack-o-lantern impersonator. Nobody's ever seen anything like it before. People come up to him all the time with tears in their eyes saying, _"Sir, you're the greatest orange bulbous bloviating balloon animal jack-o-lantern impersonator blimp of all time."_
Mr. DISGRACE.
"beating around the kush" guy is a genius
I didn't think Linda was going to be the stoner. Good for her.
Donnie Sweetie,...Have you already forgotten? When you drove through New York, on the way to your indictment, people lined the streets and chanted "New York Hates You!"
At least the news media is being creative instead of just saying “It’s 4-20, can you believe it?”.
Good One Bro!! Lol. Lol
They're saving that one for a couple weeks from now when it will be May, can you believe it??
😂
Yeah, but none of them top Jimmy's double reference: "The day celebrated by the least and most chill people in the world." (Not a direct quote)
I was really hoping to enjoy my day yesterday, but ended up having to sit with my more elderly neighbor after all. And ended up falling in my back yard going home.
Love to you, Jimmy, Guillermo, and crew! 🤗 🩵🩵🩵
He's scared... just look into his eyes. Yes Donald, you're going to at least get to have more fun about 3 more times.
NY needs to spend $200m to prosecute T****? Sounds like they should also go after those fees as well. Oh who am I kidding, T**** doesn't have those funds.
He lives in your head rent free 😢
Assuming there aren't any accusers that haven't settled? What was it... 26?
@@chilling_at_pontiff He tells you what to think.
He’s not scared at all… you’re terrified he’s running for 2024 and your failed attempts to avoid that are making you nervous…
DeSantis: Florida is where the woke go to die
Jimmie: Florida is where everyone go to die. 😂😂😂
Meatball Ron plans to cure a reptile dysfunction with his new _"Don't Say 'Gator"_ law.
_(For further study, please refer to my "Top 40 from the Back 40" playlist. It isn't what you think.)_
🙊🙉🙈
This is the very first time I've ever seen a black man not be stingy with his weed.
WE'VE MADE PROGRESS PEOPLE.
From your statement, it's obvious that you haven't.
Hunter should sue that computer store guy homeless
Because after so many days if u don't pick up and pay for your item it becomes property of the store so they can try to get back the money spent on fixing it? O yeah did I mention most if not all repair places make you sign a contract that says that to cover their butts from being sued by an idiot like u or in this case hunter
You should learn punctuation.
@@morbidmanmusic Genuinely curious what punctuation you would add to their sentence, other than a full stop of course.
Trump didn't look like he was having fun sat in that court 🤣
Yep. Bc the first time in his life someone can tell him to keep his damn mouth shut.
Or when he was getting hit by the door! 😂🤣
@@sandralamphier9433
Can't be, weren't they all crying? 😉
Jimmy Kimmel viewers and dare I say “fans” got to be the most unintelligent people on this planet
@@christianmarlon7462 And your conclusion is based on what scientific, peer reviewed data? What were the parameters of assessment? How was intelligence defined and assessed? Was the sample size statistically valid? Was the study funded by a donor with a vested intrest in specific results? Or did you, perhaps, make a wild assumption based on what you believe to be true, or would like to be true, so you can feel intellectually superior? Intelligence is not so important. Clever people can embrace stupid ideaology if they want it to be true. Self awareness is what really counts, and helps guard us against confirmation bias.
Such an embarrassment for Las Vegas.
Spurious George is an incredible nickname. A perfect rhyme, the meaning is spot on. Perfect.
Everyone needs a friend like the guy in the red hat, smoking and smiling, in the background at the weed store.
Yes 🙌🏻 😂
It's me! I'm the guy in the red hat😂🙌🏽 Gratitude💯
@@KobiArmstead Hello, friend. How cool is that. You look so mellow and happy in that video. A welcome influence in this hectic world.
Enjoy one for me.
@@FrankBenlin Man what!? Super Cool🤘🏽Yea practicing gratitude keeps me going. I love to be the light that shines in the darkest of the night. Will do King Frank, blessings🙏🏽
DeSatanis paraphrasing Churchill...poor Winston must be spinning now.
I bet! Winston was actually facing a war.. Ron Death Sentence is chasing demons from his own mind
Elon probably instructed them to cheer if it were to Explode.
"THAT'S how we make America GREAT again"👈😅😅😅😅
"That's how you 'Make America Great Again' right there.." couldn't have said it better myself Jimmy. ❤
Linda, Jackpot & everyone outside the Detroit herbal centre were beyond adorable 🫠💚 My OCD brain has never been able with weed unfortunately but seeing anyone else blissed out on it is always a giggle, Happy 420 to all 🥰🍀🍄💕🌠
Yeah Me Too. OCD 😥😢☹️😕I Tried it. Gets Me Very Nervous 🥴😨
I love the guy playing Oprah with the weed jar......"You get weed!! and you get weed!!
Where's Hunter?
Don and Eric jealous 😂
I think. Hunter must be “ well blessed”
@@emilyfeagin2673 If "well blessed" means hiding behind daddys money and status then yes.
The best argument against there being a God is the fact that Donnie doesn't get struck by lightning every time he pokes his head out of a building.
Free will. God let's humans be humans and police themselves. 🙂
that's fine and all...
I just can't recall many times when a person is struck by lightning in the bible...
I would say child and infant leukemia.
Hehe, yeah there’s a hell of a lot of evidence to disprove its existence and pretty much zero for the opposite, a 2000 year old fairy tale that people still cling to, and they class humans as an intelligent species….
@@simonmarlan8528 If a religion is faith-based there cannot be evidence to prove their God. Faith only exists in the absence of proof.
I’m Floridian and I approve this monologue.
I want the case for Jan 6 insurrection and the stealing documents indictments!
Trump is exhausting!
DeSantis is like a small child who has been in time out numerous times for the same offense, and still returns to do the it again and expects a different result.
Desantis is amazing
So an insane child?
Maybe he's reading the biden laptop😅
@@ExxtremeGamma : DeSantis is only amazing if you're looking thru rose colored glasses while sampling good weed.
Ronny is a Trump Mini-Me, only much worse.
You sound woke and vaccinated.
Rapid unexpected disassembly. Wow. I'll have to remember that one.
They've been using that term for years.
Colbert's monologue had the same topics and jokes.
Lock him up Donald Trump.
Lol, Linda is adorable
That rocket sure got in on the fun. Blew more smoke than all of us.
❤😂😂😂❤
Although still not more than Santos
You are so funny!!! Thanks so much for always making my day! I work night shift and don't usually get to see your show live. It's so awesome to see you when I can!!!
I always thought 420 was the police code for the criminal offence.
That’s what I thought too.
“Not only should weed be legal…it should be mandatory!” ~ Bill Hicks
Hopefully a comment before all the facts were known. Otherwise a very stupid comment.
Why should it be mandatory? It’s not even a permanent fix, it’s temporary so you have to continually use more and more of it to feel good. That’s a HUGE waste of money. If your not living off your rich parents money
, don’t work and are broke as hell, it’s REALLY REALLY stupid to piss away cash like that over and over again, just to huff a plant that helps only for a short time
Well, that would take the fun out of it, wouldn't it?
@@andrewedmondson5943 spoken like the last of the silent generation who’s never smoked pot in his life lol
@@randallchristman6698 I don’t give a damn about pot and have no need or want to ever smoke it. I’ve already got through encephalitis, pancreatitis and an enlarged liver 2 decades ago. I did it without huffing it
So glad that Missouri passed recreational use. I live in TN and it's just a short drive over to pick up some green. Order online and skip the line!
I'm from Nebraska, and I'm glad ,too ☺
I'm in Los Angeles, and I just have to walk across the street.
@@alansheiman4818 around the corner from me.
@@alansheiman4818 I don't know what happened to my fingers, but I'm still flipping you off.
He doesnt know what woke means.
The more 45 snivels and calls names, the more he broadcasts his fear.
I immediately noticed that Linda had the most high looking body language, even though Natalie and Daniel had more high looking eyes. Daniel may have just been recovering from an all nighter at the bars, but he definitely had something going on! 🤣
We fight the WOKE and the WOKE won
I'm wondering if Ron and his ilk really understand the definition of the term. Or if they would just rather remain "un-woke" 🤔🙄
Now I want a parody video. 😄👍💙🇺🇸🕊
@@jeffclement2468 They understand it. They've co-opted it and weaponized it to refer to anyone fighting for progress. Their demographic want to keep things as they are and not make any progress toward things like equity. They don't realize they're voting against their own best interest. Just look how the middle class is being wiped out. Can the typical middle class person purchase a home right now? Not wisely.
@@jeffclement2468 Or rather,😴💤🛌
I still say like 90% of the adult population have smoked weed at some point in their lives and know how harmless it is. Like all those news people definitely smoked weed in college. Yet it’s still federally criminalized.
Americans paranoid about a harmless plant
I’d not say it’s harmless when used excessively.
Weed made me extremely paranoid about government conspiracies & telepathy
I took hash cakes & literally i could see music with my eyes.
@@rymic72 depends on the person. Some of us can't function in society without it. I don't eat / have no appetite without it.
It’s decriminalized, Biden did that, fda can do whatever they do for research! I believe he gave pardons suggested to governors to do the same!
I like it when they include the opening.
Same!
Especially since it does not start at the peak of the crowd noise
That Was Fantastic!!!!
3 billion dollars on a stupid rocket and we can’t fix homelessness?
Linda was hysterical
Happy 420 Jimbo! Your intro guy kills it.
How could you not love Linda? She's adorable
You’re the best and bring laughs on my low days. Thank you
Yes so true
Leave it up to the Newfie to be the high one. Rock on Newfoundland.
So DeSantis stole from Winston Churchill's June 4, 1940 speech "we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender"
i knew it was linda right away
So… if we are “WOKE”…,
Can we call them “COMATOSE”..?😂
Every time I see Lou Wilson, I smile. He is legitimately one of the funniest people on the planet. He makes every season of Dimension 20 better.
More Lou please!
Ditto
It's good to see that trump's guilty conscience is torturing him with the possibility of accountability.
The lady from Canada is afraid to say she is 'high' in public, because she STILL has to cross back into Canada, eh!
I knew Linda was high from the moment she started talking. I was like either she’s a damn good actress or 😅💨👏🏾
I knew it was her as soon as she tried to lean into Daniel’s close-up. I don’t know how Jimmy didn’t guess her first 😂😂😂
@@Wuzwrongwitdatdolla I knew it was her as soon as she said she was from Newfoundland - an island with half a million people who like to drink, smoke, and party.
Damn, even that orangutan gets more action than I do
better cologne
I was standing at a counter waiting for a food order.
A little boy about 5yo, (who was with his grandpa) came up to me and grabbed my breast with one hand & squeezed....
The kid yelled 'honk-honk', then he ran off !
I was so shocked...I could only stand there with my mouth open! 😮
I am an older woman with....ahem-
A larger bosom.... just sayin'.
I couldn't decide if that makes it less or more offensive/funny??
Later, I just laughed...btw- his grandpa did not see him & I didn't say anything.
Which orangutan are you referring to? The one feeling up the lady to his right? Or the one celebrating his first arraignment day?
@@poorthing That's ok, as long as it's all in fun.
It’s called sexual assault
The costs of that rocket fiasco could have been used for improvements to this planet and its people😊
Jimmy is over stating the cost and it was expected that the rocket would fail. During the development of the falcone 9, it too underwent multiple failures before the company perfected it.
@@mena88 Exactly - that was closer to the cost of the whole program, and they've built like 25+ of the ships and a good handful of the huge boosters as well. They were just hoping that they could get that booster past the pad, everything after that was icing on the cake for their data. They're already multiple revisions beyond what was flown.
🤣🤣🤣 I thought your comment was very interesting and I like men who are funny.
You obtain weed. That phrase ought to serve as the motto for respecting one another and restoring the Republic.
Yes!
No no no. It's very simple. He says he enjoyed it, because it will motivate thousands of rubes to send him money. Never lose track of that. That's the only thing that matters to Dump.
If the rocket was supposed to explode, then it wasn't "unscheduled".
linda seems like a fun dentist
It’s actually quite unbelievable that feature updates on a website is now news. Let that sink in.
Not gon’ lie whenever he finally goes to jail that Netflix documentary is goin’ be lit AF 😂
Of all of the night talk shows, Jimmy Kimmel has the best audiences, always!
Npc type shi
I don’t watch other shows, but the reactions of the public very often make me smile.
giggle with kimmel
Awesome 420 skit
Agreed
Somebody PLEASE hijack "sleeping" as the antithesis to his woke! Make a parody
I'm really shocked someone hasn't done that already. It's a pretty glaringly obvious observation.
Yay, Newfoundland!!