MLM TOP FAILS #30 | Kangen rep not caring about logic, Young Living Silver Retreat

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  • @jaclynbowes3173
    @jaclynbowes3173 2 роки тому +653

    "visiting the lavender fields" sounds like a euphemism that you use like when your parents told you as a kid that your old dog who got sick "went to live on a farm"

    • @juliejiru4894
      @juliejiru4894 2 роки тому +12

      So true! Such a great comment!

    • @kitchenmumma7596
      @kitchenmumma7596 2 роки тому +5

      Hahaha best comment 😁

    • @stephaniebobek817
      @stephaniebobek817 2 роки тому +6

      Hahaha yes Elysian fields

    • @Naluvaz
      @Naluvaz Рік тому +17

      My cat never returned because "he found a girlfriend and moved away with his new family"
      I prefer the lavender fields...

    • @universe93
      @universe93 Рік тому +5

      I know this is an old comment but I’m dying with laughter 😂

  • @lanceroman6637
    @lanceroman6637 2 роки тому +465

    I don't know if I'll laugh or cry for that girl pretending to be happy in the middle of the most depressing lavender field I've ever seen.

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 роки тому +72

      SO DEPRESSING AND SHRIVELY

    • @xstanstanstan
      @xstanstanstan 2 роки тому +54

      I'm from Utah and it's a desert. I would not be at all surprised if the lavender never grows well here. I wonder if they even get their lavender from those fields or if they are just there for the PR.

    • @wintermistique3399
      @wintermistique3399 2 роки тому +21

      Her spinning around trying to make us buy in to her "dream" 😂

    • @golddragonette7795
      @golddragonette7795 2 роки тому +35

      @@xstanstanstan it's a pic of the lavender fields in Provence, France. They are arid plants but desert is probably just too dry for them to develop enough oil in the flowerhead

    • @darkgirl222
      @darkgirl222 Рік тому +4

      In Oregon, they look awesome. Should have gone there lol

  • @nikkilovesbooks27
    @nikkilovesbooks27 2 роки тому +109

    The lavender fields need the tiktok sound "this is what I wanted, see the pastels... AND THIS IS WHAT I GOT 🤣😭"

  • @erinw8787
    @erinw8787 2 роки тому +349

    As someone who grows lavender I can confirm that there is nothing more glorious than large bushes in full bloom and there is nothing as sad looking as lavender at the end of its flowering period . The leaves go grey , the flowers are dead . It looks sad AF. I just cannot fathom why they would organise to send them to their lavender fields during the non flowering period , even worse at the end of it .

    • @hellaluigi5252
      @hellaluigi5252 2 роки тому +45

      Probably saved whoever paid for the flights a lot of money 💀 that’s my theory anyways

    • @tkcrew7039
      @tkcrew7039 2 роки тому +13

      As a plant lover I would be so sad to show up to that 😔😂

    • @erinw8787
      @erinw8787 2 роки тому +8

      @@tkcrew7039 same, it would hurt my heart lol

    • @ragenbostrom8075
      @ragenbostrom8075 2 роки тому +6

      Once your lavender turns brown, pick it all and place in a paper bag. Break it into smaller pieces. Don't get distracted from the amazing aroma emanating from your fingers as you work. Stay focused! Steep in boiling water for lavender tea! Add pure cane sugar, stevia or honey to sweeten. I place mine in the fridge for a cool refreshing treat in the morning and I no longer drink sodas. It's so delicious!

    • @ragenbostrom8075
      @ragenbostrom8075 2 роки тому +8

      Believe me, even when the lavender fields are regenerating and empty, the tour of the facility is still quite amazing. We go 3 times a year to their spring, summer and fall festivals and rodeos/concerts. (Scott McCreery was great!) You don't have to rank up to anything to tour it. It's quite an awesome place. The Pecheron stables are my favorite part! Beautiful animals! Their multitude of gardens are unbelievable. The knights jousting in the castle arena are so entertaining. The blacksmithing demonstrations are great. The old timey Tombstone shoot out is OK. The petting farm is outstanding. Miniature horse rides, lavender lemonade and lavender ice cream are delicious. There are far more things to experience beyond just the fields. Their rodeo stadium is state of the art, best in the nation. The sound system is the best I've ever heard. If they could just drop all of the scammy MLM angle of their business, the Young Living Farms would still be a desirable destination event for thousands yearly.

  • @tcort
    @tcort 2 роки тому +168

    The religious video went from “Jesus take the wheel” to “Jesus take the check book” real quick

  • @amyfeigt6715
    @amyfeigt6715 9 місяців тому +41

    The only time you will hear the phrase "this is your opportunity" more than from a MLM Hun is in true crime documentaries when the police are ttrying to get someone to confess!...lol

  • @SparkPup
    @SparkPup 2 роки тому +136

    I was waiting for her to get struck by lightening when she said if you don’t join her MLM you don’t trust God. Straight blasphemy.

    • @MusicalErika
      @MusicalErika Рік тому +24

      Right? I’m a religious gal myself, and how dare you use our Father or Savior to sell your crappy products and recruit people. I think the faith manipulation is a sick thing to use for shampoo. C’mon, son.

  • @AllLifeIsTravesty
    @AllLifeIsTravesty 2 роки тому +145

    32:21 _"Guys you're allowed to change your mind."_ Then why do people in MLMs who change their mind about the business and leave get bullied and bashed? Oh wait, we're allowed to change our mind in the direction that makes _you_ more money, got it.

  • @larkspurjane
    @larkspurjane 2 роки тому +114

    I literally cannot stand the sound of the word "business" anymore. It instantly raises my hackles.

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 роки тому +14

      Right? “This business” is triggering for me now 😂

    • @itskayleelanier4957
      @itskayleelanier4957 2 роки тому +5

      Lol. Same. And I actually own a small business. 🙃

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 роки тому +3

      Drop the name of your business!! (Just don’t put any links or usernames with the @ symbol or UA-cam with delete them automatically as spam)

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 роки тому +6

      Ahh crap it still got deleted! I can’t see the full comment but my preview says that you are “moldeddreams” on Instagram! ❤️

    • @itskayleelanier4957
      @itskayleelanier4957 2 роки тому +2

      @@HannahAlonzo Okay, you still got it! UA-cam is ruthless. Sometimes. Lol.

  • @hailey1011
    @hailey1011 2 роки тому +250

    I’m cracking up over here about the dehydrated lavender fields 😂😂

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 роки тому +32

      Soooo funny. Poor little tumbleweeds 😂

    • @tarajh
      @tarajh 2 роки тому +30

      The "what you ordered vs. what you got" reference had me ROLLING.

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 роки тому +17

      I couldn’t help myself

    • @kellyinCT09
      @kellyinCT09 2 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @wintermistique3399
      @wintermistique3399 2 роки тому +6

      Same! And her laughing while she was reading what was supposed to be touching our hearts had me falling out! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @keishanewell283
    @keishanewell283 2 роки тому +173

    “Every single that has happened to you has a purpose”
    That’s pretty bold.
    Sometimes shitty things happen to people and they shouldn’t have to see the “purpose” in it

    • @nikkilovesbooks27
      @nikkilovesbooks27 2 роки тому +4

      TW: r*pe
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      Considering that huns sister said that if you're r*ped it's because you weren't being obedient to God, I'm not surprised by her lack of empathy.

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 роки тому +18

      NO SHE DIDN’T 😱 Wow that’s absolutely horrible…

    • @Sarakatbee
      @Sarakatbee 2 роки тому +16

      And sometimes, bad things happen bc people make bad choices and then have to deal with the consequences of those choices, but say “god has a plan” to make themselves feel less dumb

    • @benjaminaristotleboes3157
      @benjaminaristotleboes3157 Рік тому

      It's FALSE....

    • @ms.annthropic6341
      @ms.annthropic6341 Рік тому +18

      Honestly it’s a wretched idea to put out there.
      People go through seriously traumatic stuff, abuse, assault, etc and a lot of times it leaves them worse for wear for a very long time and it’s a long, painful struggle to get to a healthy place afterwards - to claim that “it was all for a purpose” afterwards is so dismissive/minimizing/invalidating it’s fucking gross.
      If people wind up in a better place afterwards it was despite the trauma they endured, not because of it.
      Not everything needs a positive label slapped on it, it’s ok to acknowledge that sometimes things suck.

  • @dracofirex
    @dracofirex 2 роки тому +95

    "In the US a livable income is like $68,000 a year"
    Me, making $24,000: *nervous sweating*

    • @MashaRistova
      @MashaRistova 7 місяців тому +15

      Same lmao god help us

  • @tarajh
    @tarajh 2 роки тому +107

    The MONAT hun saying God has already recruited your downline and that anyone who doesn't love your MLM "isn't your people" is wildly problematic in soooo many ways.

    • @Skittl1321
      @Skittl1321 4 місяці тому +1

      It just be so nice to believe in predestination. Literally nothing you do matters. Make a stupid choice? No big deal, God meant it to happen. Can't get people to buy into your stupid pyramid scheme? God meant it to happen. Lose a shit ton of money in your pyramid scheme? That's God's plan too.

  • @morganholman1274
    @morganholman1274 2 роки тому +82

    It’s one thing when a Hun says she believes God wants her to be in an MLM. But when they start trying to tell people that their MLM is God’s gift to humanity- it’s blasphemy if you ask me.

    • @chelsye4929
      @chelsye4929 8 місяців тому +4

      As a Christian, I also believe it's taking God's name in vain saying God wants her to be in an MLM. I was, unfortunately, in Amway for far too long because they constantly tell you it's God's plan for your life and how people who have left are rejecting his plan for them. It's extremely harming, clearly brainwashing. To the point it took me years after I left to not feel any guilt about leaving. It's infuriating that they have to bring God into it. And to your point, absolutely blasphemy.

    • @spirals73
      @spirals73 6 місяців тому

      @@chelsye4929 💯

  • @chumpess
    @chumpess 2 роки тому +103

    Sorry, when you said “anxiety coach”, all I could think was “I don’t need to be taught how to improve my anxiety, it comes pretty darn naturally”. 😆

    • @tkcrew7039
      @tkcrew7039 2 роки тому +7

      Omg Im dead 😂💀

    • @AprilGabrielle
      @AprilGabrielle 2 роки тому +4

      😂Exactly. I think I'm pretty much rocking that on my own.

    • @michelleprieur1
      @michelleprieur1 2 роки тому +4

      You took the words right out of my mouth; isn't the word in front of coach supposed to be what you're searching for...?? 🤪😁

    • @Ker77u
      @Ker77u Рік тому +2

      She is indeed an anxiety coach. Anxiety inducing...these people will use anything to their advantage just to make absolutely no money and ruin their relationships with everyone around them.

  • @yolandaponkers1581
    @yolandaponkers1581 2 роки тому +93

    It just drives me crazy when anyone says about their business, “It’s all about helping others and making a difference.” No. It’s about helping themselves make money. You should always be very cautious when someone tells you that their business - not organization, but business - is all about charity.

  • @lauren.13
    @lauren.13 2 роки тому +31

    Those lavender fields are the PERFECT metaphor for the MLM life huns try to sell vs. what being in an MLM is actually like.

  • @HannahAlonzo
    @HannahAlonzo  2 роки тому +35

    Correction: $68,000 is the livable US income for a family of 4. Sorry, didn’t notice that detail before I said it in the video! I looked it up real quick while filming. But yes, a single person can live comfortably on less than that 😊

    • @tkcrew7039
      @tkcrew7039 2 роки тому +4

      I told my husband this (military) and him and I had a good laugh...we are a family of 5.... nowhere near that 68 😂😂😂🤷‍♀️

  • @genier7829
    @genier7829 2 роки тому +54

    Well, how handy. I AM a botanist. Lavender is an evergreen woody perennial. Even out of bloom the plants should be bushy and leafy.......

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 роки тому +15

      Thank you for confirming this!! Haha I’m like…. I know they can’t be blooming 100% of the year but still…

  • @beckys2825
    @beckys2825 2 роки тому +49

    I GASPED when you showed the lavender field! 😱🤣

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 роки тому +6

      HAHAHAHA so funny, right???

    • @MahasheS
      @MahasheS 2 місяці тому

      I thought that was like a joke or something.

  • @katet6098
    @katet6098 2 роки тому +44

    I don’t think people understand there’s a difference between being “anti-mlm” and “embarrassed to be in an mlm”

  • @nataliamartin6411
    @nataliamartin6411 5 місяців тому +4

    I've been binge watching your anti-mlm content for the past several weeks. For this religious hun... I truly believe in divine inspiration. I literally had a dream about a business, woke up at 4am, wrote a business plan in 3 hours, and started a company. We're in year 4 of our business, and it's changed our lives.
    Here's my point and wisdom from this experience: divine inspiration is a deeply personal thing meant for that person only. To convince people to act on HER inspiration is really manipulative and unethical.

  • @jnsbays3326
    @jnsbays3326 2 роки тому +24

    I went on a YL silver retreat. It was completely paid for including air, food and hotel. But seriously I wasn’t impressed. It was just like any other convention and you’re right, the lavender fields were bare. In fact, I’ve never seen them lush at any of the 4 conventions I’ve been to. I honestly think the farm they host all their conventions at is just a front. They’ve got a small patch of crops for each plant they grow and there’s no way that they’re able to distill that little into those bottles of oil.

  • @bhskhs2010
    @bhskhs2010 2 роки тому +47

    It frustrates me they use the language “only $199” too. That’s a ton of money! Saying “only” is very tone deaf.

    • @irisx1602
      @irisx1602 2 роки тому +2

      I was thinking the same thing! It can make some people who don’t have that kind of cash laying around feel lesser about themselves and only feeds into the peer pressure :(

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 роки тому +7

      Yes so true!! They treat it like it’s nothing but a that’s a lot of money for a lot of people!

    • @lillispad6780
      @lillispad6780 2 роки тому +7

      Exactly we spend that much on 2weeks of food

  • @ms.frizzle.explains
    @ms.frizzle.explains 2 роки тому +8

    When that girl said "every single thing I had been through was for this business opportunity," I rolled my eyes so hard I saw my brain!

  • @evonneacevedo6578
    @evonneacevedo6578 2 роки тому +26

    “I’ve sent out paperwork that’ll make me $10,750 in commission” . . . is this MLMspeak for “I DMed everybody on my contacts list in hopes that they’ll all buy something and I’m counting that as already earned income”?

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 роки тому +6

      Ooooh wouldn’t that be juicy! I don’t know, but that’s an interesting thought!!

  • @Notcarolina
    @Notcarolina 2 роки тому +14

    The way Versace bathrobe talks is nails on a chalkboard for me I can’t

  • @ravenismygod
    @ravenismygod 2 роки тому +67

    So refreshing to hear someone else who doesn't believe in manifestation... 😂

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 роки тому +14

      I mean…. I just cannot wrap my head around it 😂

    • @klynne8410
      @klynne8410 2 роки тому +2

      I believe in it because it has 100% worked for me and I've manifested so many wonderful things in my life seemingly out of thin air.

    • @emilyguk9828
      @emilyguk9828 Рік тому +5

      The way I understand it for myself, is that when you tell yourself something is going to happen, you are more likely to do things that'll make it happen. Like a self fulfilling prophecy, but in a positive way!

    • @Shirumoon
      @Shirumoon Рік тому

      @@emilyguk9828 Yeah but a bunch of people out there claim that you brought all the negative in your life upon yourself via "negative vibes" and you will be able to even cure ccancer by "good vibes". It is dangerous and very, very close to Christianity which new age spirituals claim to be above.

    • @MashaRistova
      @MashaRistova 7 місяців тому +3

      That “The Secret” book made so many people sooo delusional

  • @agentkurt
    @agentkurt 2 роки тому +57

    I get the feeling the young living hun was crying inside but made the reel anyway with a fake smile because she’d hyped it up so much to her followers she had to follow through

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 роки тому +7

      You’re probably not wrong 😂

    • @petrichorbones
      @petrichorbones 2 роки тому +10

      too bad she couldn't have potentially not taken any pics and just said "oh i had so much fun i wasn't on my phone" bc mlm huns are ALWAYS on their phone

  • @joanalorenzo6949
    @joanalorenzo6949 2 роки тому +10

    "Believe" Aka. gaslight yourself into lunacy, and absolute delusion.

  • @catstickler
    @catstickler 2 роки тому +86

    I guess if I was manipulated into buying a $5,000 water filter, I'd bathe in that too 😂

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 роки тому +18

      Gotta get your money’s worth! 😂

    • @Galworld761
      @Galworld761 2 роки тому +7

      One machine like that does not have capacity for uses beyond cooking. This is a rip off. You can get an entry level home system for that cash. Also, not everyone needs a water filter. If you live in an area with good tap water, newer infrastructure and newer home - it is not necessary.

  • @irisx1602
    @irisx1602 2 роки тому +63

    I agree with your comment about being anti MLm and then joining the business. Something that comes with being anti MLM, at least when you continuesly educate yourself, is being extremely knowledgable. My partner is in Australia and I KNOW that if I just would have gotten in right away when Monat came up there, I could have made bank by busting my balls these first few months and then just let our downline do the work for us. The whole reason I am anti MLM is because I am disgusted by the predatory nature of these companies and THAT is why I passed on that "amazing" opportunity. But since these top leaders have been in a while, it's safe to say their moral compass is not on the same level as mine.

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 роки тому +8

      Yes!! Being “anti-MLM” is much different than just “not liking MLMs” or “I’m not fully sure what an MLM is” kind of thing

  • @shanncimakasky6836
    @shanncimakasky6836 2 роки тому +26

    That lavender field is just like an MLM opportunity.. lol 😂 yep pretty much !! And yet they still try selling it and saying how happy they are .

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 роки тому +3

      Yep!! Still selling it, even when it’s clearly all a bunch of crap 😂

  • @irisx1602
    @irisx1602 2 роки тому +29

    If my company sends me to a lavender field, it better be on company paid time lmao

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 роки тому +3

      Hahaha right?? 😂

    • @irisx1602
      @irisx1602 2 роки тому +3

      @@HannahAlonzo especially if it ends up being a scattered tumbleweed retreat

  • @whateverchannel22
    @whateverchannel22 2 роки тому +8

    One of them tried to put a period after each word for emphasis, but just ended up saying "This business blows."

  • @florencebastien2162
    @florencebastien2162 2 роки тому +17

    I think MLM reps would be so jealous if they knew how much better anti-MLM channels are at recruiting than they are. Like, every anti-MLMer I know is blocked by tons of huns, and they all have dozens of people voluntarily still sending them clips without being asked! No amount of cold messaging on Instagram will ever get an MLM hun that level of loyalty.

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 роки тому +5

      Dang this is actually so true…

  • @louciesimmons
    @louciesimmons 2 роки тому +3

    I had to pause, rewind, and show my husband the lavender field part. I have never laughed so hard at a mlm hun's post.

  • @JudithLawrence718
    @JudithLawrence718 2 роки тому +11

    Hotels rates go down after labor day, kids are back in school and family's stop traveling, therefore, hotel's have a lot of empty rooms and can offer then at cheaper group rates. That's probably why that Silver Retreat was booked during the lavender off season.

  • @bkholch8179
    @bkholch8179 Рік тому +4

    My stepmom sells those water machines and I can honestly say logic and reasoning are definitely lacking on her part 😂

  • @EmilyJeanBlatt
    @EmilyJeanBlatt 2 роки тому +12

    Oh no!!! The lavender fields. Such a quality representation of promises vs reality. 🥴

  • @Lisa85
    @Lisa85 2 роки тому +22

    I work with a Kangen water gal (for 10+ years) - she's also QANON so that's extra fun. I have many stories about her but she regularly swaps out people's water in their bottles. It's something we've just grown to accept 🙄 leaving common sense st the wayside is pretty on par with them 🤣

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 роки тому +10

      Stop it right now she does NOT swap out people’s water 😂😂😂 I’m dying

    • @jeanetteandrews3319
      @jeanetteandrews3319 2 роки тому +3

      Please share all of your stories!!!

    • @Lisa85
      @Lisa85 2 роки тому +2

      @@jeanetteandrews3319 I sent one of my stories in to Hannah a week or so ago, probably the most appalling - fingers crossed it pops up soon!

  • @sloyerfamily1199
    @sloyerfamily1199 2 роки тому +20

    Where are they growing that lavender, death valley?! My dead petunias look healthier than that.

  • @aubiedolly
    @aubiedolly 2 роки тому +7

    You are spot on with the lavender fields looking like crap year round. My brother works at dōTerra packing plant (on the lines where they fill the bottles). No we all don't use the oils or believe in their "magical powers" but he says 'hey it's an actual job with benefits unlike the huns.'

  • @hellaluigi5252
    @hellaluigi5252 2 роки тому +12

    My theory about the field is that it was cheaper to fly during shriveled season 😂

  • @Aalisrocklist
    @Aalisrocklist 2 роки тому +15

    I found it so interesting that the hunbot talks about god wearing a fancy white rob with gold accents. Just... so.... ma'am? this is a Wendy's!!!!!

  • @bhskhs2010
    @bhskhs2010 2 роки тому +17

    IM DYING AT THE LAVENDER FIELDS 🤣

  • @davekaio5934
    @davekaio5934 2 роки тому +15

    My dad, a high as a kite hash smoking acid popping hippy who made his own sandals.. That first girl?..what the actual . Pops, you're not so bad.

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 роки тому +4

      Oh my gosh 😂 your dad sounds fun!

  • @ivoryhenson1285
    @ivoryhenson1285 2 роки тому +16

    My first thought with the dead lavender field was the same as your theory. I just looked up some pics off season lavender fields and they still look better than young living's😂

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 роки тому +3

      Oh my gosh so funny 😂 I’ve had a couple other people comment saying that the YL fields look like this most of the year. So sad!

  • @maria.x
    @maria.x 2 роки тому +36

    I almost fell for the Kangen water ionizer through a friend who would soak his fruits and veggies and see the oily pesticides rise up to the surface, that is until I went on Amazon and saw I could get that same machine for a hundred bucks, not 6000$ lol.

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 роки тому +12

      Oh no way! That’s crazy! Yeah, definitely don’t need to have thousands of dollars and join an MLM to be able to wash your produce!

    • @mkaverage4773
      @mkaverage4773 2 роки тому +6

      You can also leave a jug of water on the counter over night and the chlorine will evaporate for free. And just soak your fruits & veggies in water and vinegar. That’s what I do to wash my produce when I have the energy!

    • @phillipbodner5584
      @phillipbodner5584 2 роки тому

      No way!!!

    • @Galworld761
      @Galworld761 2 роки тому +5

      A home filtration system which filters and soften all water going into house with under counter wifi controlled osmosis filter cost $7k including installation. I remodeled my home. The town and home are over a hundred years old and hard water. One machine for $6k is ridiculous.

    • @TheYazmanian
      @TheYazmanian Рік тому +1

      ​@@mkaverage4773 I came up with a lazy hack of putting vinegar in a spray bottle and spraying the fruit and then just rinsing it. 😅

  • @SomeRandomGirlWithARabbit
    @SomeRandomGirlWithARabbit 2 роки тому +5

    Hannah... I LOVE what you said about taking control of your own life and how you don't need an MLM to do that. Several years ago I made a 180 turn: Joined a gym, lost 35 lbs, got that Deeeeevorce I've always wanted, made new friends, and found a good therapist. TOTAL LIFE TURN AROUND. I did it on my own and I'm tons better for it. Was it hard? Yes. But I'm CERTAIN that involvement in MLM would have only made things more difficult and stressful (not to mention expensive!) There's NO WAY that ANY MLM could have fixed my problems. THANK YOU for your videos and for the incredible insight found within them!

    • @carolsummers8734
      @carolsummers8734 Рік тому +1

      Wow. Good for you. I decided to lose weight when my doctor told me I was pre-diabetic. I went low carb and lost 55 lbs in 10 months. No MLM products needed.

    • @SomeRandomGirlWithARabbit
      @SomeRandomGirlWithARabbit Рік тому

      @@carolsummers8734 Congrats Carol! Empowering, isn't it?

  • @klovennnn
    @klovennnn 2 роки тому +7

    You also have to buy the $199 instead of the $99 in order to just qualify for a market partner. I originally signed up with the cheapest and you don’t receive anything besides samples to “test products.” Basically you do have to purchase $199 or more to “start your business.”
    Thank you for the work you’re doing 💓👏🏻

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 роки тому +1

      Ooh okay this is interesting! Thank you!

  • @OiOi-kk5ti
    @OiOi-kk5ti 2 роки тому +7

    I just searched for "Kangen cringe" yesterday! You read my mind, Hannah. Have a great week ahead! ❤

  • @LauraBow
    @LauraBow Рік тому +5

    I like the part where Hannah's cat shows up, says "its cattin' time!" and cats everywhere.

  • @davemccage7918
    @davemccage7918 2 роки тому +16

    Thanks for making me spit coffee all over the inside of my work truck, when you showed the actual lavender field… i’m dead!!!! 🤣😅

  • @dariapack8906
    @dariapack8906 2 роки тому +7

    Welcome to Utah, a literal desert. The second driest state in the continental US. That's what most of our landscape looks like, not gonna lie. Except for the golf courses, but I don't need to rant about how much they wasted water this past year during one of the biggest droughts on record.

  • @kaylarealtalk_safespace5127
    @kaylarealtalk_safespace5127 2 роки тому +16

    The lavender fields always look like that - can confirm.
    ALSO - Let's talk about how Silver Rank is damn near IMPOSSIBLE to achieve.
    If you look at & understand the Young Living Compensation Plan (the updated one because they had to remodel their entire business structure this year) it takes A LOT to hit Silver. It's only the 5th Rank, but only 0.3% of people in the company made it that far. Yikes.

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 роки тому +3

      Thank you for confirming!! And yeah silver is like midway up the comp plan but also almost no one makes it that high 😂

    • @kaylarealtalk_safespace5127
      @kaylarealtalk_safespace5127 2 роки тому +5

      @@HannahAlonzo yes ma'am. My uplines had many pictures of themselves at the YL Lavender Fields. I remember how they laid it on thick about going to the farms, and they took these super cringe photos jumping up in the air in the middle of that pitiful little dirt field lmao.

  • @NatalieGayle
    @NatalieGayle 2 роки тому +13

    Let me just say- I've tried this water from someone who had it and it's just water 😂😭 such a wild MLM

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 роки тому +2

      Hahahaha thank you for confirming!!! 😂

  • @AshaGlenn
    @AshaGlenn 2 роки тому +6

    Yes!!! I was just trying to articulate to a friend the fact that these people go on and on and on with some vague word salad that always ends up back in the same place. If anything it highlights just how lame this “opportunity” is. They can never just come out and say it because they have to twist your mind first. It’s so sad!!

  • @DeenaSuzanne
    @DeenaSuzanne 3 місяці тому +1

    I would PAY to see their faces when they first saw that poor field 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @petrichorbones
    @petrichorbones 2 роки тому +4

    im sorry i just DIED laughing at the beachbody woman
    "you are feeling the feelings of anxiety and feeling the affects of your mental health"
    ah yes i can feel my mental health now. it is mental healthing
    i can feel the feelings that feel ... feely *squints* (ANXIETY!!!)

  • @Analaigh22
    @Analaigh22 2 роки тому +14

    Hannah! I was on Indeed the other day looking at jobs and had a job recommendation from Kangen, for their corporate office!
    I thought it was hilarious considering how hard their reps go at corporate jobs. I did not apply, however.

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 роки тому +2

      Yesss! I’ve seen these for Monat too! So hilarious!

    • @amieparham7657
      @amieparham7657 2 роки тому +7

      I had a friend who worked at DoTerra corporate. On top of her salary, they gave her a points budget that she could use for products every month.
      So she got salary, benefits, *and* literal free products, in a sucky corporate job. 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @destructokat
      @destructokat 2 роки тому +6

      It's funny how much they rip on corporate, or any non-MLM job for that matter, when their MLM can't run without these people. Somebody has to do all the things that a business needs to run because the reps don't any of it.

    • @katymaurer388
      @katymaurer388 2 роки тому +9

      Can we get more stories from people on the corporate side of MLMs? Pleeaassee people who know people, let's find out how these businesses are really run.

  • @tcort
    @tcort 2 роки тому +58

    Don’t trust reps to pronounce the name of their MLM correctly. Exhibit A: MONAT

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 роки тому +7

      Oh my gosh so true… you have a point 😂😂😂

    • @raychul33
      @raychul33 2 роки тому +1

      Lmao.

    • @mxnjones
      @mxnjones 2 роки тому +5

      It really annoys me, as an art history nerd, when they pronounce it like the name of the artist. Don’t sully Monet’s name with this garbage.

  • @leekoppe8820
    @leekoppe8820 29 днів тому

    Reminds me of a book that came out years ago called the secret where if you just dreamed about it, you would magically attain everything you wanted

  • @jackdawjohnson7436
    @jackdawjohnson7436 Місяць тому +1

    My grandma used to farm lavander, so I’ve got a good amount of experience with lavender fields. Those fields look very much so like what I’d expect from lavender that’s been cut back and winterized. Still no CLUE why they chose that time of year

  • @sweetness371
    @sweetness371 2 роки тому +2

    They "put their ego aside"... says the woman who has a poster of herself on the wall. 🤣

  • @shanncimakasky6836
    @shanncimakasky6836 2 роки тому +12

    All these huns that bring God into there pitch should BE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES.. truly..

  • @lisajohnson4744
    @lisajohnson4744 3 місяці тому +1

    The lavender field thing gets better - I knew someone who went on a trip where they … *wait for it* … got to PLANT A LAVENDER PLANT!!!

  • @Sunnyside55
    @Sunnyside55 2 роки тому +5

    I absolutely love the long videos, please keep them going!!! And thank you for doing all these videos!

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 роки тому +2

      Thanks for watching Sara! ❤️

  • @miss_andry1857
    @miss_andry1857 2 роки тому +10

    The "until God opened the gates for the people that need to be in my life" in lieu of "I recruited my downline" is just top tier tbh

  • @emilysnow6757
    @emilysnow6757 2 роки тому +7

    I live an hour north of those lavender fields. 90% of the year you drive by (they are right off I-15) and they look like garbage. There's a small blip in the year where they do look super cool, like long rows of deep blue.
    I'm not sure if they still do, but in the past they held a 5k through the fields when they are in bloom. I always thought it would be cool, except that #1 running is the worst! #2 I hate the smell of lavender and #3 I don't want to commune with the weird oily people.

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 роки тому +1

      Hahaha oh my gosh thank you for confirming!! I’m sure they look cool while they’re blooming but this looks like trash 😂

  • @brandonbarclow3135
    @brandonbarclow3135 Рік тому +1

    I remember from my MLM days that we used to have a prayer before every meeting. Now I know why.

  • @TheSmashingDoc1
    @TheSmashingDoc1 Рік тому +3

    whaaaaateeeefreeakkk, its just a job but they act like they decoded the mystery of existence and still cant pay rent with it

  • @MKE_Mike
    @MKE_Mike 2 роки тому +2

    I think I may have rented the VHS of "Oily Business" from the back room of a video store back in the '80s...

  • @thatdamnnyquil
    @thatdamnnyquil Місяць тому +1

    They were so bold to post those clips in that desolate ass field 😭😭

  • @HolldollMcG
    @HolldollMcG 2 роки тому +1

    Of course the lavender fields look like hell. Utah is in a record drought.

  • @carolsummers8734
    @carolsummers8734 Рік тому +1

    I go to a lavender field in Michigan to shop in the shop. Even when the plants are not in bloom, there are organized rows of lavender. It has never looked like dead sand patches of brush weed.

  • @huntertainment2
    @huntertainment2 2 роки тому +11

    Those lavender fields are abysmal 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 роки тому +1

      Soooo funny I’m dying 😂

    • @huntertainment2
      @huntertainment2 2 роки тому +4

      You know? First time I actually felt bad for these reps, they probably arrived and broke their hearts. Ah well 😁

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 роки тому +2

      They’re like “this is it???”

    • @huntertainment2
      @huntertainment2 2 роки тому +2

      Well that's the same sentiment of joining an mlm, so maybe they were expectation setting 🌝

  • @karensmith2719
    @karensmith2719 2 роки тому +6

    We're excited you're back!!
    Hope you have a wonderful holiday with your family 💜

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 роки тому +1

      Thank you Karen! So happy to be uploading again! Even though it was just a week off it feels like it’s been forever 😂

  • @chicattackjenny
    @chicattackjenny 2 роки тому +3

    OMG YES HANNAH about the amount of time a rep is in correlating to the circles the run around getting to the point!
    And regarding God doling out blessings:
    "You get blessings! And you get blessings! Ope, and none for Gretchen Wieners, BYE"

  • @BL-mq6nh
    @BL-mq6nh 7 місяців тому +1

    Omg the white and gold robe lady... CRIIINNGGGYYYY😂

  • @angelastoker
    @angelastoker 3 місяці тому +1

    "You need to hear this. I'm saying this because you need to hear this. You need to hear this."
    Me: "tell us then!"

  • @kay.smi2424
    @kay.smi2424 Рік тому +1

    Not the Kangen water ad before the video 😭

  • @driskey82
    @driskey82 2 роки тому

    Oh yes!!!! One of my neighbors sold these at my old apartments in like 2010!!! I’ll never forget the end of her VM greeting - change your water, change your life 😵‍💫

  • @klynne8410
    @klynne8410 2 роки тому +1

    I would have been sooo super disappointed about that lavender field it looked so sad I feel bad for that lady.

  • @erintraicene7422
    @erintraicene7422 7 місяців тому

    Ok that’s the most a laughed out loud any any of your videos (currently binging)
    But I laughed WITH an “awwww” of empathy .
    I appreciated her good hearted twirl all the same.

  • @Unapologetically_Feral
    @Unapologetically_Feral Місяць тому

    That lavender field is DEPRESSING AF

  • @Whiskin87
    @Whiskin87 3 місяці тому

    The level of manipulation, especially faith manipulation, from that last Monat rep is actually scary.

  • @yesiamsharon
    @yesiamsharon 2 роки тому +27

    I'm beyond furious. Honey, I might trust God but that's got nothing to do with you. And I feel even more strongly that he's not been having personal chats with you about other people's lives, needs, and futures. Congrats on earning a A in Affinity Fraud 101.

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 роки тому +6

      Faith manipulation at its finest!

    • @helenr4300
      @helenr4300 2 роки тому +2

      Agree totally. the sheer check of telling people God wants you to do this, in any context - in MLM to say it to recruit people for your cash value.
      As for the whole ' things happen for a reason' - whether putting that on God or something vaguer such as fate or the universe. I so hate that nonsense.

    • @helenr4300
      @helenr4300 2 роки тому

      @@HannahAlonzo Thank you for your comments critiquing the firebrand sermonizing as not being godly

  • @rebeccafromflorida1100
    @rebeccafromflorida1100 2 роки тому +4

    That’s awful re lavender fields! My cousin got married at a lavender field in upstate Michigan and it was GORGEOUS… absolutely beautiful! I should now ask if they sell some of their lavender to MLMs 🤣

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 роки тому

      That sounds like an amazing wedding location!!

  • @carlypowell2029
    @carlypowell2029 2 роки тому +2

    “I’m not trying to mislead anyone.” Uses lies, faith manipulation, fear mongering, etc. 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @Lauramøac
    @Lauramøac Місяць тому +1

    Hey Hannah, please please do an Enagic deep dive. I was close to getting sucked into this scam a few years ago and sadly last year a friend of mine did join this company and out of the blue started posting about how she achieved financial freedom (which is false) and wants to help others do the same. She's all about manifestation, "energy" and all this higher self stuff. She has deleted me and many other people from her life since. Would be super interested to learn more about what's going on within this business

    • @chippy04now
      @chippy04now 12 днів тому

      Me too! I just noticed a Kangen store front in AZ! 55 5-star review and one 3-star review that the store responded to rather upset 🤔

  • @rachelbullies2131
    @rachelbullies2131 Рік тому

    As someone who often goes to a lavender field nearby, they do NOT look that bad even in off season. I promise it still looks like crap in bloom.

  • @jld4063
    @jld4063 2 роки тому +2

    30:42 Me neither. An MLM doesn’t represent ANYTHING about what it is to follow Christ. PERIODT!

    • @jld4063
      @jld4063 2 роки тому +1

      I CANNOT stand this hun!!!!! She is the worst!

  • @shanncimakasky6836
    @shanncimakasky6836 2 роки тому +2

    Hanna you probably loved EVERY MINUTE finding that spelling error.. TEACHERS love that . Especially because it’s an MLM .. lol

  • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
    @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Рік тому +2

    That woman repeating "Believe!" just made my otaku self start quoting Naruto's catchphrase: "Believe it! Dattebayo!" 😂

  • @JustHarperGray
    @JustHarperGray 2 роки тому +6

    I’ve been to Washington State lavender fields and it’s a dream. That looked like hell on earth.
    Amare is a mental health MLM look into that cluster eff! I wonder how their 1099 employees talk about it. They sell “Happy Juice!”

    • @LaLa-xf7ku
      @LaLa-xf7ku 2 роки тому +3

      That wiuld be a really interesting mlm to find out about! Weird to hear mental help & mlm in the same sentence! 🤢

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 роки тому +2

      Ugh I’ve never been, but I’d love to go!
      And that sounds….. so interesting and ridiculous all at the same time 😂

  • @CleverTactics
    @CleverTactics 8 місяців тому

    7:46
    Im so glad u said a real liveable income and not the fluff number said on the news

  • @Dawn-c4v
    @Dawn-c4v Рік тому +2

    When you have to try that HARD to talk people into joining your “business”, Jeeze. If it was as good as they claim, they wouldn’t need to talk anyone into it, people would be on wait lists for the next open “opportunity “. Just wow!

  • @kimr6482
    @kimr6482 2 роки тому +7

    I’m sorry. Is Ms. Monat also wearing a whole ass VERSACE ROBE IN THIS LIVE. In front of her life size poster. Talking about an EGO. Jesus Christ that is just too good.

  • @AllLifeIsTravesty
    @AllLifeIsTravesty 2 роки тому +25

    I'm almost _certain_ that lavender Hun was *ordered* to make that Insta reel to promote the "paid vacation" or something, because I cannot imagine having gone on and on about how you were going to an Eden of blooming flowers only arrive at a barren wasteland and still willingly upload that reel so everyone you've publicly bragged to can see in 4k how it _literally didn't happen._ It's like telling everyone you know you're going to stay at some fancy hotel suite and then end up at a $20 a night motel filled with vermin and still wanting to post photos about it, just not buying it.

    • @HannahAlonzo
      @HannahAlonzo  2 роки тому +2

      What a disappointment I’m sure that was for her!!