Depending on the way you look at it Teddy was the youngest president to take office after the assassination of his predecessor. He just stuck around longer than JFK.
According to the History of Obama, Obama is incredibly attractive. It is impossible for astrosist to have any racial prejudice that you are implying because Obama is incredibly attractive.
@@dragonogre4349 Not genocide but he definitely caused the shift working with the native to straight paternalistic removed policy. But you got to understand His constituency was all about it. Not like Trump Jackson was insanely popular POTUS.
If it wasnt for the whole slavery thing, I think he goes down as one of the best Presidents. As he was the only president to accomplish every single one of his camping goals. In one term no less. He didnt even bother running for a 2nd term cause he did everything he wanted to do.
I found out about him a few months ago and it immediately reminded me abt the gravity falls trope where the government tried hiding a president’s existence because I’ve never heard the word Fillmore uttered once
He's one of the least remembered presidents along with Chester A. Aurthor. I forget Garfield on occasions, too, but with the help of my handy dandy remembrance device "Garfield, the Prequel: John's Revenge" (relating to Garfield's assassination) I remember him better.
@@salutic.7544 I've only heard one person say 'fillmore' and it was being used as an insult towards a dumb classmate. Can't imagine bring named Mr Fillmore
Actually Andrew Jackson didn’t die in a duel, but he did get shot in a duel.... and decided to never remove the bullet, earning him the name “Old Hickory” The dude was literally a real life sithlord
@@DynamicAndrew Did a whole history assignment on him. I recommend you go watch Sam O'Nella's video on his assassination. (Plus he has the same birthday as me)
So Jackson got into duel over anything but his most famous one are when someone talk shit about his wife. His most famous dude the man shot him the chest but bullet barely miss his heart. Jackson stood with bullet in his chest calm fired back killin the man.
"Washington used teeth sourced from slaves to improve his appearance, a subject of frequent discomfort to him. He took the oath of office while wearing a special set of dentures made from ivory, brass and gold built for him by dentist John Greenwood." -wikipedia
Andrew Jackson is literally was a sith lord in real life, and that picture makes it even more hilarious. Hilarious in hindsight of course I don't think it was funny back when the Trail of Tears was a thing
Andrew Jackson: Literal genocide organizer, one of the most brutal and racist presidents ever Aztro: Big Sith Lord energy, would fuck. Its accurate, Andrew is probably the closest we've come to having an actual Sith on the oval office
George washington is gonna make act upppppppp
mmmmmmm ivory chompers
@@AxxLAfriku you commented on my comment about a year ago
@@MikePhelpsOfficial ignore it
Who tf is this AxxL guy lmao
Farts
i love how aztro talks about how hot a president is and youtube feels the need to put a message box about the elections
THE AP HAS CALLED THE
@@geothepoly tell the to stfu
UA-cam just wants him to rate how much of a thot biden is dont kinkshame
What does the message box say ?
Aztro: "Andrew Johnson looks like he's taking a shit right now"
UA-cam: See why fact-checkers say this is false.
“Nice hair for an old guy” *youngest President*
damn
@bruh moment 40s I wanna say
Me to Aztrozist: I like your funny words magic man
@@DARTH-R3VAN no
Depending on the way you look at it Teddy was the youngest president to take office after the assassination of his predecessor. He just stuck around longer than JFK.
Are we just going to skim over the fact that Astro gave every black man on the list a 10?
1.
astrozist is a snowbunny
According to the History of Obama, Obama is incredibly attractive. It is impossible for astrosist to have any racial prejudice that you are implying because Obama is incredibly attractive.
"Every Black Man" yea ummm
@@Mossy-yk2cr He's not wrong, every black man who was a president received a score of 10
most of them look like they'd call me a racial slur
Now I knew they played online multiplayer in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare.
gamer nation
most would!
a large portion of them probably would
@Mr. Graves Ah yes. The slave owning millionaire, Washington, totally wouldnt use any slurs.
"Andrew Jackson is a Sith lord." Well, you're not wrong.
*shudders in Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson*
*in Mace Windu voice* "A Sith L O R D?"
yeah lol he committed genocide
@@dragonogre4349 Not genocide but he definitely caused the shift working with the native to straight paternalistic removed policy. But you got to understand His constituency was all about it. Not like Trump Jackson was insanely popular POTUS.
@@MrJMB122 definitely responsible for lots of deaths tho. what led from his native american policies was thousands of deaths
President or not, Aztrosist is packing
He’s packin and clappin.
Where is he moving?
What is he packing?
paint vrtiosn guy
Ugh
Grant - Literally a legendary general that defeated the confederate south
Aztrosist: He seems like a boring dude
the virgin Grant vs the chad Sherman
Chad General Grant vs. Brad President Grant
My man Grant did it without strategy he legitimately just threw his troops at the enemy without a plan and they won
Yeah the union was fucking boring
@@Finneagan Yeah but at least they weren’t fucking their cousins like the confederacy
We all know Teddy Roosevelt is himbo material
Man ive seen you everywhere my dud
New meaning to "Teddy Bear"
he _really_ wanted to fight in world war 1 even though he was in his late 50s by then
My man Lincoln knows how to dress, is honest, kind, and open-minded (pun not intended). Definitely a 10/10 imo.
I know right?! He has such a bubbly personality and he seems like a loyal husband! Definitely 10/10
Too open-minded in fact (pun intended)
No the only one open-minded is kennedy
He's literally gay tho
no❤️
I can't believe he got political, I'm unsubbing
cant tell if joke or not, Poe's law
@@El_Jefe_Maestro just assume the best outcome
@@El_Jefe_Maestro Bro, how are you still alive? You faced the ranger with the big iron on his hip.
Its his ghost
I thought this was an old comment of mine for a solid three seconds
Fun fact about Polk: right after the election he won, a few days later half of his family died because of a train crash
That’s not fun
How is that fun
@@indicimbecile6992 fun
@@no1fanofthepals fun
If it wasnt for the whole slavery thing, I think he goes down as one of the best Presidents. As he was the only president to accomplish every single one of his camping goals. In one term no less. He didnt even bother running for a 2nd term cause he did everything he wanted to do.
“I will say this, I think Barack Obama’s hot”
- Aztrosist 2020
we's right
Imagine being a man and that's on your tombstone
"Airstriked one too many civilians for my taste"
The founding fathers did not expect that in a few hundreds years, they would be made into a video of "bang or nah"
"nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedy's"
gets a score of 3 from Aztro
underrated comment
I took AP US History and remember all of these names except Millard Fillmore. Like, I swear we must have learned about everyone except him.
I found out about him a few months ago and it immediately reminded me abt the gravity falls trope where the government tried hiding a president’s existence because I’ve never heard the word Fillmore uttered once
He's one of the least remembered presidents along with Chester A. Aurthor. I forget Garfield on occasions, too, but with the help of my handy dandy remembrance device "Garfield, the Prequel: John's Revenge" (relating to Garfield's assassination) I remember him better.
@@salutic.7544 I've only heard one person say 'fillmore' and it was being used as an insult towards a dumb classmate. Can't imagine bring named Mr Fillmore
Chester A Arthur exists
this goes from "haha funny old presidents and their silly haircuts" to automatic zeroes and how creepy they are 13:54
Actually Andrew Jackson didn’t die in a duel, but he did get shot in a duel.... and decided to never remove the bullet, earning him the name “Old Hickory”
The dude was literally a real life sithlord
now that's why I call content
Everyone knows that the ACTUAL hottest president is Robbie Williams as "Teddy Roosevelt" in the A Night At The Museum franchise
Somebody tried assassinating Andrew Jackson once and Andrew Jackson beat him half to death with his cane
10/10
Calvin Coolidge looks like a deepfake of Jawsh and HP Lovecraft fused together
If you wanna get down with John Tylor, his grandson is still alive.
Conclusion: Based = Hot
“Looks like he is wearing headphones out of hair.”
Shoutout Idubbbz.
The nicest thing someone said about Jackson
Fr
I had no idea Dracula's real name was Andrew Jackson
Zachary Taylor looks like Jeffrey Epstein with a bird’s nest hair.
Despite the whole "pro-slavery" stuff Franklin peirce was the best looking president.
He was more pro-union and wanted to keep the union intact more than that he was pro-slavery.
Franklin Pierce is Aztro's problematic fav
i realized about 5 minutes in to this video that aztro is completely unironically gay
I can call someone hot af and still be straight
James K Polk almost looks like Joaquin Pheonix lol
James A Garfield is literally the most based president how dare you
can we get a quick rundown on Garfield?
@@DynamicAndrew Did a whole history assignment on him. I recommend you go watch Sam O'Nella's video on his assassination. (Plus he has the same birthday as me)
Even with beard he was good looking man
@@DynamicAndrew he also discovered a proof of pythagoras' theorem
Woodrow WIlson deadass looks like HP Lovecraft
Same guy.
“Taft is the most based president because he got stuck in his tub” I felt this
Gonna use this to study for apush
“He’s gonna sell you a Chevy Corolla”
(Toyota has left the chat)
I’m more of a Mitsubishi Gallardo kind of guy anyway
millard fillmore: exists
this guy: *so you have chosen death*
Why is it fifteen minutes of judging primarily dead people by how hot they are
I stan Chester and Garfield. Chester is the biggest unit to hold office.
This dude called Grant boring.
WTF how did you rate JFK a 2??!
Dude chill with the thumbnail your gonna make someone fail nnn
Ironically, Gerald Ford used to be a model
William McKinley looks like a younger Uncle Fester from Addams family.
Ah the 23rd president, Funny Valentine. 10/10 🥵😤🥴🥵
Funny Valentine is a god tier president, 10/10
I immediately knew he'd moisten for Franklin Pierce, and also immediately not like him for his anti-abolition views
So Jackson got into duel over anything but his most famous one are when someone talk shit about his wife. His most famous dude the man shot him the chest but bullet barely miss his heart. Jackson stood with bullet in his chest calm fired back killin the man.
Wilson looks like a math teacher that will hit me with a ruler if I get even ONE question wrong on a test
Taft had those rippling washboard abs dude
I can't believe he gave Grant a 3/10. He looks like a nice guy, should've been a 7/10
As a straight man, he'd appreciate the lower score.
"Washington used teeth sourced from slaves to improve his appearance, a subject of frequent discomfort to him. He took the oath of office while wearing a special set of dentures made from ivory, brass and gold built for him by dentist John Greenwood."
-wikipedia
Wow i get that this is a joke but you didn't need to call Obama the N-word wtf
when?
@@Ghibliite Did you even watch the video?
Bruh lmao
Rly crossed the line but in his defense he is extremely based
Not here fantano fans
Andrew Jackson is literally was a sith lord in real life, and that picture makes it even more hilarious.
Hilarious in hindsight of course I don't think it was funny back when the Trail of Tears was a thing
gerald ford looks like arnold schwarzenegger if he was just that old suburban high school math teacher that nobody remembers once they graduate
Zachary Taylor looks like Jeffrey Epstein.
9:50 My name is Gustavo Fring and welcome to Los Pollos Hermanos
honestly needed the refresher course
Bruh you gave Ulysses S. Grant a 3?! General of the Union, this man is a decent example of the modern version of hot. No homo.
I can't believe Aztrosist called Taft a hecking chonker
Astrozist: the coolest thing gorge bush did was maybe dodge a shoe.
Gorge bush: Handel's the 911 crisis
Yeah, gorge bush is a cool guy and really handel's things well
Did he handel it or did it happen while he stood next to it?
@@paineoftheworld idk ask gorge bush
Just because it happened while he was in office, doesn't he handled it well
“Ulysses S Grant seems boring”
*famously the most constantly drunk president ever*
The best content ever
Woodrow looks like if lovecraft was a teacher
Jeb would easily outrank every single one of these guys if he won in 2016
What do you mean if?
@@welporajackwelp4899 Oh buddy... Did you not get the news?
my favorite smash or pass theme
I always thought James K. Polk can be a Tim Burton character.
this is the kind of content i subscribed for
I can’t unsee Martin Van Buren as an old Jschlatt
woodrow wilson looks like a math teacher who probably wants to murder me for failing every one of his tests
Andrew Jackson: Literal genocide organizer, one of the most brutal and racist presidents ever
Aztro: Big Sith Lord energy, would fuck.
Its accurate, Andrew is probably the closest we've come to having an actual Sith on the oval office
Loved to listen to you ripping the Framers to shreds lmao
The older Rutherford B Hayes doesn’t do him justice. Believe me. He’s a 10.
You are so correct
You've Got Me All Wrong.
bro i just got recommended your vid, and im subed
*Cries in constitution*
Benjamin Harrison looks like he's gonna take the first napkin
This whole video dealt damage to me thanks
3:47 he actually does look like a npc in morrowind, wtfff
Theodore Roosevelt is the Manlinest man ever.
5:16 this will probably be clipped and go viral on twitter or something
All the downvotes are from Richard Nixon’s alts
innovative content. hottest Russian leaders next?
There's only one president available to rate and his score is already 10/10, one point less could make you take a train to Siberia
Make him rank hottest Romanov Tsars all the way to Perfectin' Putin
*Grover Cleveland is always watching.*
Cool Video Timotainment!
Great Video!
James Monroe was literally so popular no one ran against him in the 1820.
How could you insult my man Chester A. Like that! I am appalled
2 mins ago, 15 mins long, 40 likes, we know its gonna be good already
This is all US canon now
AZZBLASTER, I NEED "HOW 2 VAPORWAVE" BACK PLEASE I LOVE THAT VIDEO. I SEARCHED YOUR VIDEO ARCHIVES BUT NO LUCK, PLEASE!!1!!!11
Killer content, please do a follow up on the hottest Mesopotamian emperors, I need to know your input on this.
Damn Franklin Pierce is a bloody snack!
I like how he jumps almost right into the subject
Pierce, raegan and kennedy...oh, its showtime.
this is the best video ive seen in a long time
> final image
damn son, where'd ya' find this ?
3:10 Jslatt in 60 years
Funny Valentine was the best US president 11 out of 10