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Only in ohio
Down in Ohio
swag like ohio
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@@AysoXD 🍤 🦐
As a funny citizen of [STATE], I can confirm that [NEGATIVE CHARACTERISTIC] is completely true.
Hahah! So relatable!
You lie! Clearly [SINGLE POSITIVE CHARACTERISTIC] excuses [STATE] of all criticism.
Durgs
UA-cam comments create an original joke challenge (9999999999999.9999999% impossible)
@@GameyGaming Your witty reply is really funny because it's also not original joke. Now, leave it to the comedy pros. Ahem... Among Us, Morbius, Arkansas.
Indiana is basically real life Minecraft plain field biome.
“touch grass” they say, yet everything is fucking grass.
@@sunkenmonitor unlike Texas where all the grass is fvking dead. (they do have beautiful sunrises and sunsets tho)
@@lego_minifig you probably mean west Texas, because the rest of the state has plenty of grass.
Chicago's parking lot as well
u been in a store in indiana
As a European, I thank you for giving me new stereotypes I can give Americans
Can someone make a European countries tier list so I can make fun of fictional countries such as Slovenia?
@@NewtubeWorldYT Slovenia exists????
@@ningafortnut I had the same question. Turns out, someone I know is from there, and I didn't even know it was real.
@@NewtubeWorldYT Im european and i didnt know theres a Slovenia
Europeans explaining why the Kingdom Of Bussytopia with a population of 10 and a land mass of 10,000 square miles is its own nation:
FINALLY, someone recognizes indiana NOT for their race cars, inventions and history but for being a completely empty farmland with absolutely nothing except endless roads and random gas stations, I am thankful for your understanding and proud of the strong F.
but we got uhhh uhhh Michigan city
There's nothing in Indiana. It's either Gary or open farm
@@imHelVetica who's Gary
Ye, my dads from Indiana. Visit there at least once a year. There is nothing there. The towns there are the type of palce when everyone knows everyone. Its so weird. Whenever I visit everyone knows who I am from my grandparents and I know no one. The most I can say about it is that its definitely a different set of scenery than what I can photograph then in VA. A lot less trees. Very flat and large fields with lots of corn. And yes some delectibly run down gas stations. They do have a Tell City Pretzel there thou whitch makes some banger hard pretzels.
When My family was helping move my cousin to college in Indiana the trip back and forth was hours of flat land and corn fields. You could probably kill someone in the middle of those fields and get away with it with ease if done right.
As a Utahn, I would like to apologize on behalf of all of us to anyone who has ever stepped foot here for any reason other than national park tourism. From domestic abuse to Aunt Myrna’s Party Cheese Salad, there is absolutely nothing worthwhile in this wasteland of a state that isn’t labeled a national park. But at least we’re not Florida, right? Right?
Florida will take you first
eh there's some good mexican food, if you can call it that
Utah is good and mormons dont do polygamy anymore.
@@bringme1kscrubscribers10 but Mormons still do own a good majority of companies and are typically in the local government that controls how shite your roads are. Seriously I've lived here for 10 plus years and every year there's construction on the same piece of road except it moves like one millimeter every time the earth makes a full rotation around the sun. Also if you ain't Mormon ain't none of your neighbors are gonna speak to you, ever. Except when they send you a post card of their 20 family members posing by the stinky Salt Lake for Christmas and they're just there to remind you that you can still go to church with them.
no way you guys are called utahns that's too silly
As a Canadian it's nice to check on the states
i’m so sorry you have to deal with us :/
the states of the states
HELP US
@@TheOnlyCaprisun I'm not
For Illinois, you are true. There are a lot of Walgreens in Illinois. And also hearing gunshots every night
what the HELL is a walgreens
I've lived here in my entire life and ive never even heard of it
Yes he is true
@@plater_the_uhhhpharmacy, I live in Illinois and can confirm there are a million.
@@plater_the_uhhh cvs but better
As a Floridian I popped off when we get an F tier, well deserved. But I honestly believe we should get a lower rank, like FF tier or something.
Yea Florida is one of the worst places to live, all Floridians agree
well you got your local florida man for entertainment so you have some amenities
As another Floridian, even god thinks we’re F tier, why do you think he sends a hurricane to us every year? It’s also so far below sea level, that it’s over 100 degrees Fahrenheit every summer because we’re the state that’s closest to hell
i lived in florida for my 6th grade year (quickly moved back to oregon) and i was never bored there. its dangerous and scary but i was never bored
As a Floridian, ong
timestamps:
0:28 indiana
0:39 hawaii
0:56 california
1:08 alaska
1:23 alabama
1:33 arizona and new mexico
1:56 colorado
2:04 delaware
2:08 connecticut
2:24 florida
2:47 georgia
2:52 maryland
2:59 idaho
3:12 illinois
3:22 arkansas
3:45 iowa
4:01 kansas
4:07 kentucky
4:13 louisiana
4:20 maine
4:42 massachusetts
4:45 michigan
4:52 minnesota
4:58 mississippi
5:09 montana
5:26 nebraska
5:34 nevada
5:46 new hampshire and vermont
5:54 new jersey
6:10 new york
6:27 north and south carolina
6:39 north and south dakota
6:44 ohio
7:02 oklahoma
7:12 oregon
7:18 pennsylvania
7:31 rhode island
7:44 missouri
7:50 tennessee
7:57 texas
8:12 utah
8:22 virginia
8:35 west virginia
8:40 washington
8:51 wisconsin
9:06 wyoming
thank you so much for this
One mistake is should stop at Wisconsin
oh thank you GOD
*"wyoming“
I think you forgot vermont
There should've been a corn tier for the Midwestern states
as a midwesterner, agree
Agreed, maybe a snow category as well
Yes
As an Arizona resident, yeah it do be sepia filter. As for the lawn thing though, there are native plants and grasses that could grow but they attract scorpions and poisonous snakes so we don't do that.
Ah yes the natural world. You either live somewhere where the sun and a animal smaller than your hand are trying to kill you. Or you live where it's so cold the air hurts your face and cars need heaters.
as a new mexican, same.
Me who does that:
I did a presentation in school for my JROTC class. It was on Ohio, normal until the history section. The timeline went back to about 1700, but kept going to about 2100, and spoke of how Ohio would slowly take over the US and officiate thermonuclear war with the rest of the world.
god damn.
you time-traveling bastard
battle cats is popping off
This is an absolute W A+ presentation. U did get an A right?
I live in Ohio and we just had a big ass snowstorm so everything here is literally black and white and we cant leave due to the wind blowing snow drifts up against our cars. Ohio really is an F state tbh.
isnt ohio just endless hills and random gas stations
@@sunkenmonitor ye, and very sparse trees and smokestacks near the city
That snowstorm XD. Ive seen around ten crashed cars/trucks on a 30 min drive cause we dont know what the fuck salt does to an icey road.
spectrum bas been down for 3 days 😭
@@sunkenmonitoryou forget the endless factories and abandoned buildings
You could say “Imagine living in ________” for any state.
I am surprised at your ability to rank absolutely every state horribly. 10/10
True
I’m from Massachusetts, and I’m pretty much pleased, just an « it’s fine » is good enough for me
Arizona is accurate, but drinking a Arizona in Arizona is fun
As a Californian, I can confirm I have had myself be burned from a fire in my backyard. Also the small apartment that I live in costs 500,000 dollars.
My favorite state is Chicago
Chiraq*
@@Apsburner9717 ah yes the biblical name 🔫🔫
Mine is Philadelphia!
@@Apsburner9717 chief keef
Chicago is a pretty cool state, I will give you that. But Africa, man. Man, no country is as cool as Africa.
I'm Texan, and it's cool that you actually had something to say that hasn't been said a hundred times before
I’ve been to Arkansas once, and I swear to god the only thing there was a gas station and Courage the Cowardly Dog’s House.
That's pretty on point untill you hit the northwest corner. Then you can't see his house anymore because it's behind a hill or a Walmart supercenter
little rock just kinda sent its musty gas evwrywhere to make everything desolate fields of corn
I'm in baltimore. Can confirm oldbay sweat. Don't go in the harbor in the summer time if your allergic to seafood. We put oldbay on literally everything.
the music and sound effects tell me this guy has some great taste in games
Brooooo what is the name of the song that plays during the skillshare add at the end?
Excellent take.
As a man living in New Mexico, I can confirm, every time I step outside I freaking burst into flames and die. I dissolve into ashes like Thanos as soon as I spend more than three seconds outside.
As a 5th generation Florida Man born and raised, I am very excited for this take.
Also Ohio needs to stop beefing on our turf.
I am Florida.
Ohio is Florida off wish
In Ohio when someone asks "where do you go to do fun things" they respond "Usually I go out of state-"
I was so happy when he gave Minnesota A Tier and then Wisconsin a D. Instant new subscriber and +1 Like.
SODA!!! 🎉💯🔥
First time I've seen Connecticut rated favorably lol
LETS FUCKIN GO NUTMEGGER W
Connectichads stay winning
Undeserved but I’ll take it
As an Iowan, I completely agree with you oh my god. There's nothing to do in this state other than look at corn and sleep.
bro i live in iowa its cool
Most people think that Minnesota is basically just snow but every summer the humidity gets cranked up to the fucking max.
As a Vermonter I actually have met him at the mall, and at Costco, and at my sister's piano recital, this man is everywhere
Ya know I can't even be mad, the Wisconsin one is straight up true.
wisconsin is chill living in hillsboro its actually fun infact my dad owns a farm
Upstate New York: You only know of its existence if you live there or you live in one of the bordering states. The state government is the only one I've heard of that's been running a major tourism campaign because there's so little here that's actually distinct.
Was gonna say, less hurt by the fact aztro gave us a C and more hurt by the fact that they didn't even acknowledge the third or so of us who live outside NYC and its suburbs lol.
and you can go to rochester if you wanna get shot
As a Massachusetts resident myself, I can confirm that this state is "probably fine"
It was just fine
I didn't expect to miss you this much. But now that I see this video, it feels like seeing an old friend for the first time in a while. Thanks for keeping up the good work, king. 👑
As an Ohioan, you’re wrong about the black and white part. Over in Cleveland, every block has at least 1 blood stain on the sidewalk
as an alaskan i can confirm that every town is literally just a few dudes and Sarah Pallin clone number 134
as a new jersey native can confirm we are all sludge monsters
As an Oregonian, I gotta say that the rankings for California, Oregon and Idaho are pretty accurate, but I think Washington should go up one and Nevada should go down one. Washington has fucking amazing hiking and a ton of towns that are impossible to correctly pronounce upon first viewing. They also invented Starbucks, Boeing and Amazon, so that's pretty cool I guess. Nevada however is like 80% owned by the government, so it's 99% nuclear testing range and 1% casinos
Literally Puyallup
Gotta disagree Idaho is the shit its great
In Arkansas we don't care what our tier is as long as MISERY is the same or worse. Because we deserve each other.
as a missourian, there is a whole joke about confusing misery and missouri isn’t even wrong, and if anything misery is just better than missouri
that said, please someone, i beg thee, take me out of my missouri
The best thing to come out of Missouri is I-70
@@joeym5243 heavily agreed
As someone in North Carolina, I 100% agree. But we do have cute birds. So it’s fine.
As a resident of Michigan, I completely agree with every point that you made. And I'm grateful for the very reasonable rating of C.
That Indiana thing is very accurate 😂 Lived as a Hoosier my whole life, hoping to move tho
Thank you for the favorable ranking for my state, our cheesesteaks and ogres are pretty cool
1:08 “another state we stole”
Me: Is anyone gonna tell him that we bought that from Russia?
Not to mention, how do you steal states if they didn't exist before hand?
I love the rant about maine and then immediately the "probably fine. A" for massachusetts LMAOO
bro hasn’t had a lobster roll from maine before
Canadian who occasionally travels to Wisconsin (cow state), culvers makes it an instant B that shit is ballin
I love how Oklahoma gets a better rating than Texas by just being a funny hat for Texas.
As a Hoosier I'm honored you started with us and also spot on
Edit: You've never had Culver's 😱😱😱
Same xD
As a VERY, VERY, proud Texan, you made me laugh so hard and spoke so many facts that I can't even be mad about the F lol
as an ohioan, i can confirm that going to west side cleveland is literally piltover from arcane and east cleveland (where i grew up) is straight up going to the undercity
(except it’s not cool and cybergothic it’s just sad and also kind of looks like any location from the last of us could’ve been filmed there. grandpa’s cheese barn slaps though if anyone’s going through ohio definitely stop by one)
such a beautiful presentation
first hand experience as an iowa resident, the most terrain we have here is one (1) hill
there's also like 2 people here who have some sort of presence on the internet
As a virginian resident, I can confirm half of our television stations are weather/news channels because we never know when it will suddenly snow during a summer's day
Went to Salt Lake City Airport in Utah as a layover. The amount of people talking about missions was unbelievable.
Thanks for giving PA a better ranking then I think anyone here would
As a Michigander, it is nice so see yet another L for Ohio and semi W for us.
YES he should've given us a bit of a bigger w for taking Ohio's land for our beautiful up area
The Toledo strip was never your land. And as you mentioned, you got the UP. . WI is the only state that lost out .
I’ve watched SDP for 2 years, and I’ve never seen an aztrosist video until now… all I can say is I was missing out
bru i went to maine on vacation recently and it had some of the best food ive ever had
Here in New York, we have these permanent populations:
- everywhere around that goofy city named Albany? I guess?
- ooh Nigeria Falls with those Canadians
- ...Staten Island
- New York (the rest of the City this time, we promise)
- the subway system in NYC
As someone from South Dakota, I can concur, my next door neighbor is an 80 megaton nuke named Abraham.
Merry Christmas
As a person who lives in Maine, I can confirm no meat will go well done, but we will put every seasoning on it.
All of the seasonings.
As a north carolina citizen, my friend lives 20 minutes away from Mr. Beast and goes to the same college he went too. Your description was very accurate
Hells yeah. Awesome!
Amazing video to test your stand up routine jokes
As someone from Massachusetts, the fact you gave Connecticut as A offended me in a way I didn't know I could be. But we are the definition of Extremely Okay so thanks!
Same
Yeah. But we still got an A.
Fan fact not all the states was Stolen like Alaska(Bought from the Russian Empire)
I am not from the U.S., so here is what I think about the states:
Hawaii: Everybody either dance or surf. People communicate with Morse code using the word "Aloha"
California: 70% of cool things in the U.S. happen there
Alabama: A fictional state from the song "Family Hymn"
Arizona and New Mexico: No cities, only ranches in the middle of nowhere
Arkansas: The Wizard of Oz
Chicago: Mafia state
East Virginia: In the shadow of West Virginia's popularity
Florida: Florida men
Kansas: Short for Arkansas
Los Angeles: Famous for its capital - Hollywood
Maine: Killer clowns, undead pets and other crazy stuff are normal occurrence there
Minnesota: Big Time Rush are from there
Mississippi: A unit of time invented by Mark Twain
New York: The capital of U.S.A.
Ohio: [REDACTED]
Pennsylvania: Dracula state
Texas: YEEEEEEE-HAW! Everybody has a mustache, a revolver and wears funny hat with funny boots
Washington: White House with Mt. Rushmore nearby
Hawaii is accurate, except for the morse code
California is an absolute dumpster fire that hordes all of the good stuff and invades Texas real estate because they don't wanna fix their taxing problem
Alabama is correct
Arizona and NM is correct
Arkansas is basically the Southern Amish
West Virginia sucks and ranks last in every demographic possible
Virginia is a mixed bag of a state
Florida is correct
Kansas is undefinable and has no correlation with Arkansas
Maine is... idek
Minnesota has Target (civilized walmart with a starbucks in it for some reason), cold weather, and ranks top 6 in everything
Mississippi is correct
New York has Italians, Jews, and rats
Ohio is correct
Pennsylvania has good cheesesteaks, is German, and you hear gunshots every night if you live in the cities
Texas is correct
Washington has weed, mountains, and good shores
Phoenix arizona is surprisingly the fifth biggest city in the US
As a U.S. citizen thats pretty accurate lol
my favorite state is Chicago too
as an Iowan: we indeed do live on a superflat Minecraft world
We literally bought Alaska from Russia, it's one of the only states we didn't "steal"
As a Floridian I can confirm we have to many old people
As a Wisconsinite, we should have been in D tier- D standing for Dairy and 2 feet of snow in a week with -50 degree weather
as a fellow Wisconsinite, "Wisconsinite" sounds so fucking stupid lmao
lol I can also confirm that this is true
As a certified Floridian you are absolutely correct
As a Minnesotan I'm surprised that you didn't complain about how cold it is
another thing to mention about louisiana is that it is almost always hot there, except in the winter, then it becomes the arctic. also (imo) french food yummy 5/10
uhmm crawfish is not gross
As someone from connecticut, thank you for putting my state in a tier. Nobody knows we exist but idiots think we don’t
6:04 As New Jersey Resident, I can say that life is pain, and my thirty-sixth’s tumor is asking if it’s wants Taylor Ham or Pork Roll.
Bro just guessed what was in Utah and gave it F based off of that
Merry christmas, just now i noticed that i finished to watch tthe video after 23:59
I had lived in almost 1/3 of these states sometime in my life, I have to agree with your rankings apart from Washington, Washington is S tier and you cant do anything about it.
I live in Tacoma and my opinion is that Washington is a great state unless if you hate rain and clouds. But I love rainy atmosphere so it doesn’t bother me :)
You get it
Yessir and you get used to the rain the point to where when its gone you miss it also summers are S tier temp
Is this the ultimate US of A slander compilation
Culver’s is also in Illinois, plus we also have portillos which is nice
Oh and it’s freezing and there’s so much gang violence that hearing “ten 15 year olds were gunned down in the streets of Cicero” on the news is considered a fairly peaceful week.
As a Texan I can confirm that they quite literally ask you not to use electrify or else they’ll do rolling blackouts (after a good ol’ fashion natural one) god bless Texas though!
as an illinoisian, accurate. wisconsin was also accurate hate them have to drive through wisconsin to get to see family in minnesota and shit's icky. minnesota gets so much snow but its pretty chill accurate as well.
The Washington one was very accurate, I relate most to the final image shown, not gonna explain why
I live in South Western Washington hello 👋
I'd like to say, as someone who travelled from Indiana to Ohio to attend a gathering: you can't tell that you're crossing state lines until you reach the Ohio valley. They are almost the same state
We also have culver's and it's really funny watching Amish families literally take up two buggy lots to eat there
oklahoma: has tornadoes
him: texas hat
i love how the only two states ive ever been to recieved an F ranking by this guy
as a pennsylvanian, i would like to add that the weather here is constantly high off its ass on every drug in existence including alcohol, so one day you can have 43 degree weather and the next, BOOM snowstorm. the most amazing beautiful summer day, then rain for a week straight. but we have groundhog day i guess. also cheesesteaks
Should have talked about Missouri and Illinois’s endless corn and cattle sale barns
"Illinois is cool you either live in Chicago or by a Walgreens in a field"
i literally have a walgreens like a few streets down from me what the hell
erm, you forgot about the bass pro shops pyramid in memphis
The picture for the video is honestly crazy💀💀
As a Canadian this is good information
as a person who lives north carolina,
jeez you are correct.
6:55 ironically koffing and weezing were supposed to be called NY and LA
Me, in nc, insecure about my future:
*chuckles* I’m in danger.
bro really pulled up my hometowns news for a bit