dunno if you guys gives a damn but if you are stoned like me atm then you can stream pretty much all the new movies on instaflixxer. Have been watching with my girlfriend these days =)
Yeah I get ya but that's also a one dimensional viewpoint. She freely entered the place. Hannibal knew this, and yes whilst you're absolutely right (and the director did a good job) about the footstep's converying fear, this was more like a game between the two. Her step's back converyed fear, but both these folk's are logically minded (potentially in the extreme). They are both playing out the aspect of fear. They both understand the potential of the situation, ie: she is vulnerable and Hannibal could end her if he wanted to. This is why Hannibal walked forward's towards her, unnecessarily. One can say it was almost comical. They were both simply playing out the scene, they're both very logically minded. Perhaps this was a test to check each other. Beyond the reactions we may see on screen, I think they both 'checked' each other and sought to understand the other. By the end of this scene I think they both had a new appreciation of where each of them were coming from.
@Sarah York she was already fucked up. She knew who Hannibal was and yet severed and served his own leg to him. My sadness is that Hannibal never received the fate he deserved: to be killed in the most painful way possible.
The critical moment in this scene is when he first comes around the table. She takes a brief step back, and he immediately notices and halts, as if he comes to the realization in that second that he is scaring her. Brilliantly done
Ikr, I noticed this right away, too. It shows very subtly how much he is in control of the situation especially when he deliberately chooses to walk towards her after that realization and pause. She clearly tries not to show her fear of him outright and to maintain her composure, still, you can see how utterly terrified she is through that little instinctual step back and her need to uphold distance between them. The writing and acting are truly top-notch.
When she backs away from him- it’s absolutely terrifying. She’s in the spiders web. The shots of Hannibal’s feet going towards and her and the shot of her feet backing away. This was a great and terrifying scene.
The reason why I think Hannibal values Dr Bedelia's input is because she is the only one capable of seeing past the mask(person suit) he puts on. It is my estimation that he uses her to test and refine that mask and close off any openings in it.
Knowing Hannibal and the way he does things and how quickly he can turn you into like a steak or whatever, this had me scared shitless. I was like girl you better run and hide somewhere. I was breathing like crazy LOL. This guy is kinda hot haha. I love Hannibal. I am a Fannibal.
This scene here was a risky chess move. She knew he wouldn't attack her here because he would be suspicious if she has let anyone know where is she going, she knows how careful he is in these situations to be never get caught. He is obviously not happy about her decision because it hampers his plot for Will, he keeps on approaching her because he is daring her to say out loud what she has on mind, she did well not to and act submissive but firm on her decision. Knowing she would not budge, he throws out his plan to her of resuming Will's therapy as a way to get her attention, since he knows she will be interested to know as he is doing to the same to Will as he did earlier to her. Also, he gives her a little assurance that she can trust him as he always helps his friends whenever they ask, as he's doing for Will. He lets her know that despite all this, he considers her his friend which frustrates Bedelia and she retorts with that last remark.
She is also letting him know that she is not trying to turn the FBI onto him - giving him one less reason for feeling the need to tie her up as a loose end.
Fun fact Gillian Anderson was under strong consideration to take over the role of Clarice Starling in Hannibal (2001). After Jodie Foster declined to reprise her role in Hannibal.
@@slylataupe1697 Red head with no talent? Julianne Moore is amazing. And I thought she was amazing as Clarice Starling. But Gillian Anderson would've been equally as outstanding.
@@slylataupe1697 She won an Oscar for Still Alice and she got oscar nominated for two other movies she did after Hannibal so technically she was still a top actress after Hannibal.
Perhaps the best tv series on prime time tele. If only this series was on HBO or Hulu or Netflix. Three brilliant seasons but I wanted more. This show is right up there with my all time favorites like The Sopranos, The Handmaid’s Tale, Boardwalk Empire, Breaking Bad, West World, Penny Dreadful and Absolutely Fabulous.
I didn’t know whether to be turned on or terrified when Hannibal started walking. He’s got that look of hunger that you can’t exactly tell if he wants to kiss you kill you.
I really loved this show! SO well done from the lighting, the music, the acting, the foods and on and on. Bedelia is a bit like an American version of her character Stella Gibson in The Fall.
She shows pure bravery over screaming fear. That's what guarded her from Hannibal. Besides Hannibal was not a fool to attack her there. On the other hand she likes him. Hannibal is much a psychiatrist to figure that out. She stopped to hear more about Will Graham. She returned to run away with him. Why? To get killed by him...? She's powerful enough to master the situation. She knows the basic fact of hunting. Predators are careful with strong victims. She's powerful. Beyond her classy femininity she's strong. No ... Hannibal won't kill her.
@@Anurepa yes but will be dead soon cause she tried leaving hannibal and then she was rude as hell to will so i think she won't be a live for long but she still is alive in the last credit scene
People who shipped WIll and Hannibal were just desperate for gay stuff...Hannibal doesnt love anyone in the classic sense. He has obsessions and interests but not in a real romantic way I guess. He only did sexual things with women in this how too...not that it means much for him but neither Will or Hannibal are gay...they are like 2 opposing forces drawn to each other but do they wanna butt smash? No. If there is ever a season 4, they would only suddenly include it to please some fans.
Not at all. If Will is asking for the help of a killer, then truly they are both terrible people and do deserve each other. Bedelia is drawing the line here. She refuses to stay around Hannibal, knowing what he is, then there’s Will who knows exactly what Hannibal is but is choosing to stay. Unbeknownst to both that Will isn’t actually asking for help, he’s manipulating Hannibal to expose him.
@@faszkivan1 ....have we seen the same show? she never ran with Hannibal, he showed up in her hotel room or house (i forgot) with a gun and he kidnapped her. If anyone's jealous of Bedelia, I'd say it's Will. That whole "frankenstien's wife" speech was hella shady
Fun fact, the "Scully box" (which very-short actors stand on to appear taller) was invented for Gillian during her X files role and continues to be used by actors to this day. She is VERY petite; this scene is TERRIFYING. Bedelia is incredibly brave here.
I know she was afraid of him but I hated it when she backed away when he came closer. I wish she had stood her ground. I bet that would've given him pause. 😐
Stand her ground as a 60kg, 45 year old woman against an 85kg 50 year old man who she now knows murders and cooks people for fun? Yeah I'm a 70kg 24 year old man and I'd back up too Be a cool shot but not at all in line with her character or the realism of the series characters
Bedelia stepping back underpinned her words of withdrawing and considering him dangerous perfectly. It was also a very clear signal that she would not seek a confrontation with Hannibal or tell on him. Basically it was a sign of "please let me leave alive, I won't fight you". You might not like the submissive feel that has but Bedelia was always very guarded and chose every word with great care. Just remember how she always spoke in code to Will and Jack, never explicitly saying something that would put too much attention on her (as an accuser) but with all subtlety point them in the right direction. She was very aware of her vulnerability on this chess board and she took heel just in time. Remember how Hannibal only found a flacon of her perfume in her abandoned house? She not only knew he would be coming, he left him a trophy or tribute, something that would appeal to his fine senses instead of her meat.
_Bedulia: let us speak of poses.. and penguins_ *Han: you are not my therapist, Bodelia* _Bedulia: i am not an enemy spy.. relax_ *Han: Top Ten Things An Enemy Spy Would Say..* _Bedulia: paranoia.. delusions of grandeur.. schizo-_ *Han: let me interrupt your poetry right there..* _Bedulia: you don't want to pay me?_ *Han: i have a therapist with substantial life experience, namely Clarix..* _Bedulia: you do not trust my credentials?_ *Han: i trust real life experience and realism..* _Bedulia: i am too phantomatic for your terrorist needs?_ *Han: i do not need you, Bodelia.. that will be all* _Bedulia: you won't get away that easily, Hunny-Ball.._ *Han: the 'seduction' angle.. how 1930's* _Bedulia: you compromised the mental integrity of Hwilliamce.._ *Han: ..what 'mental integrity' ..?* _Bedulia: good point._ *Han: .. ..* _Bedulia: .._ *Han: is this about 'The Fall'?* _Bedulia: ..Nope_ *Han: you.. failed to aquire your designated target then.. and now here we are again* _Bedulia: all this talk of perversion.. and priestesses_ *Han: I could not prevent Pengy's from starting a cult* _Bedulia: (..look of visible disgust)_ *Han: your grimace says it all..* _Bedulia: am i That obvious?_ *Han: you ..seek the energy of a 'duo' that affords you a ..male counterpart to flex on* _Bedulia: does it look like i need to ..glomp or ..twerk, on you?_ *Han: your attacks are amateurish.. at best* _Bedulia: do go into detail.._ *Han: attempting to flex on me from a balanced angle will only acknowledge me as equally intelligent to you* _Bedulia: ..and?_ *Han: and trying to belittle my intelligence after that will only make you appear as unintelligent as you are trying to make me look* _Bedulia: touché.._ *Han: you feel a trembling when my name is spoken of.. in low whisper* _Bedulia: yet i do not fear you.. or your.. vulgar humor_ *Han: you fear the insignificance it showers you with..* _Bedulia: you are trying to outstage me.._ *Han: do you even know the game.. i'm playing?* _Bedulia: now, or.. in general?_ *Han: both* _Bedulia: i concluded that.._ *Han: your maternal instincts are trying to latch on to me for safety..* _Bedulia: ..your need of a maternal figure is clinging to my image for comfort_ *Han: what* _Bedulia: what_ *Han: mommy* _Bedulia: .. .._ *Han: A-ha!* _Bedulia: (looks guilty.. blushes)_ *Han: your confusion stems from my absence of a 'needy baby that craves affection' signal..* _Bedulia: still, the call of desperation is loud and clear.._ *Han: ..how did you get into my office?* _Bedulia: i climbed through the vent.._ *Han: that explains the dust.. and cobwebs* _Bedulia: are you allergic to the Scent of a Matuuure.. Ripe Woman?_ *Han: Goodbye, Miss Bedulia* _Bedulia: wait.. i can mentally Aggress you!_ *Han: please don't.. just leave* _Bedulia: does my estrogen-esque allure.. terrify and intimidate you?_ *Han: Both. please Leave. Thank you* _Bedulia: i won't let you continue this.. charade_ *Han: oh? and how do you intend to stop it?* _Bedulia: i will turn myself into a Milfy Honeypot, Aaaand.._ *Han: I must stop you right there..* _Bedulia: oh?_ *Han: you are insulting both our intelligences..* _Bedulia: a beast's intelligence shuts down when the scent of an Mature.._ *Han: No. just ..No* _Bedulia: too 'flexy' ..for you?_ *Han: ..yes, most ..overwhelming* _Bedulia: (hot flashes)_ *Han: i don't ..particularly get what you're trying to ..do* _Bedulia: (pulls out deep cleavage attack).._ *Han: ..what exactly is the.. conclusion of your ..eXpErTiSe?* _Bedulia: you are.. DaNgErOuS.._ *Han, polishing his 500+ MURDER weapons collection on his "Wall of Death": ..DUHH* _Bedulia: you won't even TryyyYyy ..to deny it?_ *Han: why are you slurring your words* _Bedulia: WhhhyyyyyYyyy ..do youuUuu AaassskkKkk.._ *Han: i am a licensed therapist.. if i have severe psyhological issues, i can treat myself..* _Bedulia: what about that lump ..in your pantsssSss.. who's gonna "treat that"?_ *Han: That. is a defensive grenade.. "Always be Prepared" / My Motto..* _Bedulia: aRe. yOu. ReAdY. tO. bLoooOoW. iN yOuR. PaNtsSSSS..?_ *Han: no. we pull the ring out AfTeR removing it from pockets..* _Bedulia: You Are BeYoNd hOpE.. Hanny_ *Han: don't use 'pet names' on me.. I am trained in Mein Kampf Fu.. I am warning you* _Bedulia: do you know the B*tch Fah-Q, technique?_ *Han: stop trying to flirt.. it's incomodating* _Bedulia: Oh.. am i making it BiiIiiiIiG in your trousers?_ *Han: the Door is.. i don't even know, just jump out a window, please* _Bedulia: my WiNdOwS wILL mAkE yOuR microsoft.. vErY mAcRo-HAAARD..._ *Han: you will find my nerves are made of KruppSh₺ahl* _Bedulia: FaSsiNaTiNg.._ *Han: mentioning the word "AsS" casually will not condition me or sexually trigger a pre-coital effect..* _Bedulia: NoBoDy iS tRyInG tO cOnDiTiOn yOu.. subliminally.. jUsT tRyInG tO ASSes the ..siTuAtIoN_ *Han: oh, no..* _Bedulia: do not Deny tHaT wHiCh HaRdEnS tHrOuGh eTeRnItY.._ *Han: ..Ice?* _Bedulia: ..you're talking in Riddles, Cannibal_ *Han: ..did yOu jUsT cALL mE a.. "cannibal"?!* _Bedulia: wOuLd yOu lIkE tO ...eAt mE?!_ *Han: (sweats beads of nervousness)* _Bedulia: Yum.. Yum.._ *Han: ..I'm ..actually a VegetARIAN* _Bedulia: wOuLd yOu LiKe tO bE a.. VaGiTaRiAn?!?!_ *Han: I'm Going To Call The Police.. please stop Harassing me..* _Bedulia: (biting noises).._ *Han: stop.. just sToP..!*
![[ASMR] hannibal lecter cooking](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/lOIZmoOhJik/mqdefault.jpg)
that scene is excellent, just by showing their footsteps you understand how dangerous that situation was for her, how afraid she was
dunno if you guys gives a damn but if you are stoned like me atm then you can stream pretty much all the new movies on instaflixxer. Have been watching with my girlfriend these days =)
@Markus Andrew Definitely, been watching on instaflixxer for since december myself :D
Yeah I get ya but that's also a one dimensional viewpoint. She freely entered the place. Hannibal knew this, and yes whilst you're absolutely right (and the director did a good job) about the footstep's converying fear, this was more like a game between the two. Her step's back converyed fear, but both these folk's are logically minded (potentially in the extreme). They are both playing out the aspect of fear. They both understand the potential of the situation, ie: she is vulnerable and Hannibal could end her if he wanted to. This is why Hannibal walked forward's towards her, unnecessarily. One can say it was almost comical. They were both simply playing out the scene, they're both very logically minded. Perhaps this was a test to check each other. Beyond the reactions we may see on screen, I think they both 'checked' each other and sought to understand the other. By the end of this scene I think they both had a new appreciation of where each of them were coming from.
Wich episode and season was this?
@@jackkennedy8219 season 2 episode 2
Despite how scared she obviously is, she walked into that room to tell him to his face that she was done with him.
Nah, she's still a coward.
she did because it would have been rude to say that on the phone or text...and we know Hannibal doesn't like the rude.
Exactly - Hannibal doesn't find the rude unpalatable...
@Sarah York she was already fucked up. She knew who Hannibal was and yet severed and served his own leg to him. My sadness is that Hannibal never received the fate he deserved: to be killed in the most painful way possible.
@@jeancarvalho3930you think bedelia cut off her own leg?
The critical moment in this scene is when he first comes around the table. She takes a brief step back, and he immediately notices and halts, as if he comes to the realization in that second that he is scaring her. Brilliantly done
Ikr, I noticed this right away, too. It shows very subtly how much he is in control of the situation especially when he deliberately chooses to walk towards her after that realization and pause. She clearly tries not to show her fear of him outright and to maintain her composure, still, you can see how utterly terrified she is through that little instinctual step back and her need to uphold distance between them. The writing and acting are truly top-notch.
When she backs away from him- it’s absolutely terrifying. She’s in the spiders web. The shots of Hannibal’s feet going towards and her and the shot of her feet backing away. This was a great and terrifying scene.
I remember cringing 😅😭
Gillian Anderson can act her way out of a paper bag.
Finest actress around. She's so subtle and her face so delicate.
She needs a few roles in big movies to get an Oscar.
A queen of TV though
@@shanehughes3511 I can't stand her, she's so stoic and speaks like a robot
@@adanperez648 I do believe that is the point
Facts
@@adanperez648 I’m sure she cant stand u either
You can feel her fear through the screen
The reason why I think Hannibal values Dr Bedelia's input is because she is the only one capable of seeing past the mask(person suit) he puts on. It is my estimation that he uses her to test and refine that mask and close off any openings in it.
And Will ofc
damn. that analysis just made hanny way darker as a person.
Knowing Hannibal and the way he does things and how quickly he can turn you into like a steak or whatever, this had me scared shitless. I was like girl you better run and hide somewhere. I was breathing like crazy LOL. This guy is kinda hot haha. I love Hannibal. I am a Fannibal.
Fannibal 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jajaja so im a bedelier😌🫀
This scene here was a risky chess move. She knew he wouldn't attack her here because he would be suspicious if she has let anyone know where is she going, she knows how careful he is in these situations to be never get caught. He is obviously not happy about her decision because it hampers his plot for Will, he keeps on approaching her because he is daring her to say out loud what she has on mind, she did well not to and act submissive but firm on her decision. Knowing she would not budge, he throws out his plan to her of resuming Will's therapy as a way to get her attention, since he knows she will be interested to know as he is doing to the same to Will as he did earlier to her. Also, he gives her a little assurance that she can trust him as he always helps his friends whenever they ask, as he's doing for Will. He lets her know that despite all this, he considers her his friend which frustrates Bedelia and she retorts with that last remark.
She is also letting him know that she is not trying to turn the FBI onto him - giving him one less reason for feeling the need to tie her up as a loose end.
Fun fact Gillian Anderson was under strong consideration to take over the role of Clarice Starling in Hannibal (2001). After Jodie Foster declined to reprise her role in Hannibal.
And instead they have chosen the red head with no talent… what a waste
@@slylataupe1697 Red head with no talent? Julianne Moore is amazing. And I thought she was amazing as Clarice Starling. But Gillian Anderson would've been equally as outstanding.
@@eduardomerino8098 well i did not like her performance. And note that she almost disappeared from the top movies industry after that…
@@slylataupe1697 She won an Oscar for Still Alice and she got oscar nominated for two other movies she did after Hannibal so technically she was still a top actress after Hannibal.
@@slylataupe1697 Julian Moore is a fantastic actrees just because the movie was bad doesn't mean she is not good
Perhaps the best tv series on prime time tele. If only this series was on HBO or Hulu or Netflix. Three brilliant seasons but I wanted more. This show is right up there with my all time favorites like The Sopranos, The Handmaid’s Tale, Boardwalk Empire, Breaking Bad, West World, Penny Dreadful and Absolutely Fabulous.
I didn’t know whether to be turned on or terrified when Hannibal started walking. He’s got that look of hunger that you can’t exactly tell if he wants to kiss you kill you.
I really loved this show! SO well done from the lighting, the music, the acting, the foods and on and on.
Bedelia is a bit like an American version of her character Stella Gibson in The Fall.
“You play, you pay.” Absolutely terrifying!
And then she runs away with him
Gospodja Molder she had no choice 😂
@@cannibal6606 Ik. But I felt like leaving a comment
I know right. .. 😅 Funny thing is she managed to get caught by the FBI at the very crucial moment for Hannibal and assisted him.
@@cannibal6606 She had him at gun point.She wanted to see what would happen,she wanted to be part of the greatness that is Hannibal.
You mean is kidnapped by him and went on to develop stockholm syndrome and became his supporter of sorts
This is a random observation, but Mads has such graceful movements
True! It's because he was a ballet/contemporary dancer for about a decade before leaving it to become an actor.
An amazing Actor too @@FromEden09
@@Echeneso567 Indeed.
She shows pure bravery over screaming fear. That's what guarded her from Hannibal. Besides Hannibal was not a fool to attack her there. On the other hand she likes him. Hannibal is much a psychiatrist to figure that out. She stopped to hear more about Will Graham. She returned to run away with him. Why? To get killed by him...?
She's powerful enough to master the situation. She knows the basic fact of hunting.
Predators are careful with strong victims.
She's powerful. Beyond her classy femininity she's strong. No ... Hannibal won't kill her.
@@badkarmagoodkarma330 To be fair, she clearly wasn’t dead. Waiting to eat her own leg alongside the murder husbands, but not quite dead. LOL
@@Anurepa yes but will be dead soon cause she tried leaving hannibal and then she was rude as hell to will so i think she won't be a live for long but she still is alive in the last credit scene
I’m sorry you feel that way..looool
🔪😌🍽️ I'm sorry you feel that way.
She is more brave than i am thats for sure
It's a long winded way of saying "Dude, you give me the creeps." :)
LOL YEP
I know most people shipped Will and Hannibal, I'm one them. But Bedelia and Hannibal had an amazing connection also
People who shipped WIll and Hannibal were just desperate for gay stuff...Hannibal doesnt love anyone in the classic sense. He has obsessions and interests but not in a real romantic way I guess. He only did sexual things with women in this how too...not that it means much for him but neither Will or Hannibal are gay...they are like 2 opposing forces drawn to each other but do they wanna butt smash? No. If there is ever a season 4, they would only suddenly include it to please some fans.
I never thought I would be saying this when the show started, but in my opinion Mads is the best Hannibal, even surpassing Anthony Hopkins.
Gillian Anderson is a great actress the X files and Hannibal are both awesome.
her last line tho... she's so jelaous lol
Jealous of what? She was like f**k this sh*t I'm out.
She's jealous that hannibal didn't choose her
Not at all. If Will is asking for the help of a killer, then truly they are both terrible people and do deserve each other. Bedelia is drawing the line here. She refuses to stay around Hannibal, knowing what he is, then there’s Will who knows exactly what Hannibal is but is choosing to stay. Unbeknownst to both that Will isn’t actually asking for help, he’s manipulating Hannibal to expose him.
@@bluebell8557 right. she refuses to stay with Hannibal so she runs away with him eventually. homegirl was jealous here
@@faszkivan1 ....have we seen the same show? she never ran with Hannibal, he showed up in her hotel room or house (i forgot) with a gun and he kidnapped her. If anyone's jealous of Bedelia, I'd say it's Will. That whole "frankenstien's wife" speech was hella shady
this is what cememted it in my mind how scary hannibal actually is
is a beautiful woman 🤭🤭🤭💜💜💜💜❣️
Not really
i so thought he was gonna eat her right after this moment
Fun fact, the "Scully box" (which very-short actors stand on to appear taller) was invented for Gillian during her X files role and continues to be used by actors to this day. She is VERY petite; this scene is TERRIFYING. Bedelia is incredibly brave here.
i wouldve folded.
When Prime Minister Thatcher was still young.
1:04 the moment he realizes he's scaring her
This is exactly how my last date broke up with me …
1:44-2:05 if Hannibal approached me in that way, i would wet my pant(ie)s because I‘d be...excited.
“Daddy eat me UwU”
@@sephelutis wtf
@@sephelutis what
@@sephelutis lmfao
I would wet my panties too, but I will not know whether is excitement or fear 😊😜
Bro I feel so scared and uncomfortable like her in this scene every time
I know she was afraid of him but I hated it when she backed away when he came closer. I wish she had stood her ground. I bet that would've given him pause. 😐
Lol. Your being serious?? Have you seen the series?
@@강한별-n1s How is that true?
Stand her ground as a 60kg, 45 year old woman against an 85kg 50 year old man who she now knows murders and cooks people for fun?
Yeah I'm a 70kg 24 year old man and I'd back up too
Be a cool shot but not at all in line with her character or the realism of the series characters
@Berta Berta dude he went by her house in his person suit to kill her by that time she had moved. So what do you mean he didn't see her as a threat?
Bedelia stepping back underpinned her words of withdrawing and considering him dangerous perfectly. It was also a very clear signal that she would not seek a confrontation with Hannibal or tell on him. Basically it was a sign of "please let me leave alive, I won't fight you". You might not like the submissive feel that has but Bedelia was always very guarded and chose every word with great care. Just remember how she always spoke in code to Will and Jack, never explicitly saying something that would put too much attention on her (as an accuser) but with all subtlety point them in the right direction. She was very aware of her vulnerability on this chess board and she took heel just in time. Remember how Hannibal only found a flacon of her perfume in her abandoned house? She not only knew he would be coming, he left him a trophy or tribute, something that would appeal to his fine senses instead of her meat.
I think she's a great actress and beautiful! Her character was boring, whispery, and her sentences were lengthy and drawn out.
Episod and season pliss?
Season 2, episode 2, 07:10
@@Alexrest-xt5ri thanks my friend
which episode it is pllssss
Episode 9
what episode is this?
The nonstop credits tarnish the scene
There is a scene where hannibal asks. Do you feel in control of tou actions..I can't fucking find it
Is that the guy who played the replacement for Johnny Depp in the new Fantastic Beasts?
He's threatening her. 😰
You're kidding :)
She whispers too much.
I keep coming back to this scene because her voice is sooo asmr to me
Because she's scared to the bone.
Tbf, she was probably stoned.
TV14 my ass
The femmale joker
_Bedulia: let us speak of poses.. and penguins_
*Han: you are not my therapist, Bodelia*
_Bedulia: i am not an enemy spy.. relax_
*Han: Top Ten Things An Enemy Spy Would Say..*
_Bedulia: paranoia.. delusions of grandeur.. schizo-_
*Han: let me interrupt your poetry right there..*
_Bedulia: you don't want to pay me?_
*Han: i have a therapist with substantial life experience, namely Clarix..*
_Bedulia: you do not trust my credentials?_
*Han: i trust real life experience and realism..*
_Bedulia: i am too phantomatic for your terrorist needs?_
*Han: i do not need you, Bodelia.. that will be all*
_Bedulia: you won't get away that easily, Hunny-Ball.._
*Han: the 'seduction' angle.. how 1930's*
_Bedulia: you compromised the mental integrity of Hwilliamce.._
*Han: ..what 'mental integrity' ..?*
_Bedulia: good point._
*Han: .. ..*
_Bedulia: .._
*Han: is this about 'The Fall'?*
_Bedulia: ..Nope_
*Han: you.. failed to aquire your designated target then.. and now here we are again*
_Bedulia: all this talk of perversion.. and priestesses_
*Han: I could not prevent Pengy's from starting a cult*
_Bedulia: (..look of visible disgust)_
*Han: your grimace says it all..*
_Bedulia: am i That obvious?_
*Han: you ..seek the energy of a 'duo' that affords you a ..male counterpart to flex on*
_Bedulia: does it look like i need to ..glomp or ..twerk, on you?_
*Han: your attacks are amateurish.. at best*
_Bedulia: do go into detail.._
*Han: attempting to flex on me from a balanced angle will only acknowledge me as equally intelligent to you*
_Bedulia: ..and?_
*Han: and trying to belittle my intelligence after that will only make you appear as unintelligent as you are trying to make me look*
_Bedulia: touché.._
*Han: you feel a trembling when my name is spoken of.. in low whisper*
_Bedulia: yet i do not fear you.. or your.. vulgar humor_
*Han: you fear the insignificance it showers you with..*
_Bedulia: you are trying to outstage me.._
*Han: do you even know the game.. i'm playing?*
_Bedulia: now, or.. in general?_
*Han: both*
_Bedulia: i concluded that.._
*Han: your maternal instincts are trying to latch on to me for safety..*
_Bedulia: ..your need of a maternal figure is clinging to my image for comfort_
*Han: what*
_Bedulia: what_
*Han: mommy*
_Bedulia: .. .._
*Han: A-ha!*
_Bedulia: (looks guilty.. blushes)_
*Han: your confusion stems from my absence of a 'needy baby that craves affection' signal..*
_Bedulia: still, the call of desperation is loud and clear.._
*Han: ..how did you get into my office?*
_Bedulia: i climbed through the vent.._
*Han: that explains the dust.. and cobwebs*
_Bedulia: are you allergic to the Scent of a Matuuure.. Ripe Woman?_
*Han: Goodbye, Miss Bedulia*
_Bedulia: wait.. i can mentally Aggress you!_
*Han: please don't.. just leave*
_Bedulia: does my estrogen-esque allure.. terrify and intimidate you?_
*Han: Both. please Leave. Thank you*
_Bedulia: i won't let you continue this.. charade_
*Han: oh? and how do you intend to stop it?*
_Bedulia: i will turn myself into a Milfy Honeypot, Aaaand.._
*Han: I must stop you right there..*
_Bedulia: oh?_
*Han: you are insulting both our intelligences..*
_Bedulia: a beast's intelligence shuts down when the scent of an Mature.._
*Han: No. just ..No*
_Bedulia: too 'flexy' ..for you?_
*Han: ..yes, most ..overwhelming*
_Bedulia: (hot flashes)_
*Han: i don't ..particularly get what you're trying to ..do*
_Bedulia: (pulls out deep cleavage attack).._
*Han: ..what exactly is the.. conclusion of your ..eXpErTiSe?*
_Bedulia: you are.. DaNgErOuS.._
*Han, polishing his 500+ MURDER weapons collection on his "Wall of Death": ..DUHH*
_Bedulia: you won't even TryyyYyy ..to deny it?_
*Han: why are you slurring your words*
_Bedulia: WhhhyyyyyYyyy ..do youuUuu AaassskkKkk.._
*Han: i am a licensed therapist.. if i have severe psyhological issues, i can treat myself..*
_Bedulia: what about that lump ..in your pantsssSss.. who's gonna "treat that"?_
*Han: That. is a defensive grenade.. "Always be Prepared" / My Motto..*
_Bedulia: aRe. yOu. ReAdY. tO. bLoooOoW. iN yOuR. PaNtsSSSS..?_
*Han: no. we pull the ring out AfTeR removing it from pockets..*
_Bedulia: You Are BeYoNd hOpE.. Hanny_
*Han: don't use 'pet names' on me.. I am trained in Mein Kampf Fu.. I am warning you*
_Bedulia: do you know the B*tch Fah-Q, technique?_
*Han: stop trying to flirt.. it's incomodating*
_Bedulia: Oh.. am i making it BiiIiiiIiG in your trousers?_
*Han: the Door is.. i don't even know, just jump out a window, please*
_Bedulia: my WiNdOwS wILL mAkE yOuR microsoft.. vErY mAcRo-HAAARD..._
*Han: you will find my nerves are made of KruppSh₺ahl*
_Bedulia: FaSsiNaTiNg.._
*Han: mentioning the word "AsS" casually will not condition me or sexually trigger a pre-coital effect..*
_Bedulia: NoBoDy iS tRyInG tO cOnDiTiOn yOu.. subliminally.. jUsT tRyInG tO ASSes the ..siTuAtIoN_
*Han: oh, no..*
_Bedulia: do not Deny tHaT wHiCh HaRdEnS tHrOuGh eTeRnItY.._
*Han: ..Ice?*
_Bedulia: ..you're talking in Riddles, Cannibal_
*Han: ..did yOu jUsT cALL mE a.. "cannibal"?!*
_Bedulia: wOuLd yOu lIkE tO ...eAt mE?!_
*Han: (sweats beads of nervousness)*
_Bedulia: Yum.. Yum.._
*Han: ..I'm ..actually a VegetARIAN*
_Bedulia: wOuLd yOu LiKe tO bE a.. VaGiTaRiAn?!?!_
*Han: I'm Going To Call The Police.. please stop Harassing me..*
_Bedulia: (biting noises).._
*Han: stop.. just sToP..!*