Trump? MAGA? Supreme Court?? Make It Make Sense!!! (FULL PODCAST)| Christopher Titus | Titus Podcast
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For the people in the back:
The cost of groceries and gas, etc. is not the president's fault (any president), it is CAUSED BY CORPORATE GREED AND IS CALLED PRICE GOUGING.
I tried to make that point and I was verbally attacked. My voice is affected by a disability and it’s hard to argue which I really want to make all these points and I can’t back up my thoughts. I can’t stand it
Except when the president literally has the former largest producer of oil cut production during Covid to purposely drive up costs and those cuts would last until mid-2022. Trump is very responsible for spike in gas prices in 2021-2022. Now, OPEC is still reducing production to hurt Biden and help Russia by keeping oil prices higher to help fund their terroristic invasion of Ukraine.
Also, if gas prices go up, that has a domino effect. So, Trump made the inflation worse than it would have been just because of the pandemic alone.
Biden also affected gas prices by releasing reserves, which was the only option he had as president. We are now producing record amounts to try and counter OPEC's cuts.
And both parties are invested in those “CORPORATIONS”. And with that comes inside trading. Which is only a $250 fine for politicians, when they get caught! For everyone else it’s 20-40 years in prison.
Presidential immunity would flood the swamp, not drain it!
That is very well put
Puts a plug in it
The water levels would rise from all of the bodies dumped in there.
it would drain the swamp...by turning it into a fucking LANDFILL lmao
Total immunity renders the oath to the Constitution useless.
Let's not forget that Sweet Potato Hitler dodged the draft 5 times as well.
"I'm just anti-killing people." 100% agree.
"An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind."
- Ghandi
That's great adopting the older pets. Thank You.
Public Service Reminder - Keep your pets away from Noem.
Since your newest adopted fur buddy was brought up.
Vote for democracy!
Happy Saturday!!! Love your perspectives
Even the one where they openly cheer for the death of children in order to steal their family's land?
Awesome as usual! 🎸🎶
Except the whole cheering for genocide bit.
@@angryhairpeiceNo thats not what I got from the video.
Who even knows how many hostages are left
Isreal killed them even when they escaped
Rachel, you make logical sense, sorry you have family members that don't.
Love your intro, but when have i not, never, it's always witty and smart!
UNCLE THOMAS!! BRAVO! Eeeeuuuuu!
Wonder why the people who support trump don’t get it?
Completely mind boggling and infuriating!
Brainrot.
Idiocracy was a documentary.
Religious fanatics are prone to cult behavior because they're prone to non critical thinking.
Other factors for them - as well as those who aren't religious, correspond with the core values of whoever their leadership is, represents theirs too.
For them to turn on Trump now after everything he's done would involve them having to admit to themselves and everyone else that they were wrong about everything. That they burned bridges and alienated friends and family over a traitorous rapist and they did so because there's something ugly in them that he spoke to. Regardless of your political leanings most people would rather die than admit they were that wrong.
'Go ahead, protest. Just don't bother me' Way too common of a sentiment.
"GET OFF MY LAWN"
XD
The civilly disobedient DO break the law. That's the point. Also, expect to be arrested and pay the penalty. That's the price.
Sure but then the college should stop being so damn proud of that same building being broken into and occupied for 3 weeks during the civil rights protest in the 60s. They crow about that regularly so guess what the kids just recreated it and the campus lost its shit
Yeah, it's weird how some assume/say the students don't know occupying a building is breaking the law (civil disobedience)... when the disruption is intentional...
They also don't credit the people who chose *not to* occupy buildings.
The spectators determine what the protesters, as a whole group, mean but the protesters themselves don't get a say in the matter of why they protest.
I would say you're so close to figuring it out... but you're actually no where in the vicinity.
Both my kitties are 13 years old and are in great health! Makes me so thankful for my kitties! ❤
God Bless you and your 😸. ✨️.
This is 1 of the few times in my 62yrs. I've been without a 🐈 and am going batcrap crazy 🤪
@@tarahill2193 I totally understand that feeling. I have 3 cats, one is 11 but do hesitate to get anymore as i get older,i am 60 and worry if something happens to myself,thankfully my hubby is still here. I think taking a senior cat is agreat idea.
Wish I could have another cat or kitten. Had one cat live to be 19 another lived to be 17 and several live into their early teens. I'm not real old but extremely handicapped so I can no longer bend to clean the litter box. I'm thankful for my little yorkie though. He's going to be 4 in October.
I saw someone else say this, and I thought it was perfect
“Trump isn’t trying to prove he’s innocent. He’s trying to prove he has the right to commit crimes “
Always a highpoint in weekly YT content. Keep it comin! 🥳
The phrase you're looking for is if we don't look to the past and remember the past we are doomed to live it over again
Why can't people learn from past mistakes
Oh! Yeah
that's right they don't teach it anymore what the truck is wrong with you Americans
You have really lost your way how can the rest of the world be proud of you
Because I'm not. It's the world that is at stake not America
Also regarding "Biden can do anything he wants by executive order"; well, then, how come Trump didn't use it to fix the border, pass infrastructure bill, etc.? Trumpies are soooo illogical, it's just exhausting! Keep up the good job guys. I like listening to smart people talking and Christopher is really funny. Already looking for tickets for his next stand up. Cheers.
😢We must accept that facts mean nothing to some of our mentally challenged citizens.😢
Love what you guys do keep it up
I am proud of you and love your podcast! I've watched you for a big part of my life. Thank you for working so hard to become who you are today! It gives guys like me hope! ❤
AND if the Roberts Court does that?
👉🏼 then the very first thing that Biden should do, is to expand the courts
👉🏼by four more members.
13 members would be the natural number of justices matching the 13 appellate courts that sit below the U.S. Supreme Court, and they are called the U.S. Courts of Appeals. that we currently operate under 💙🔔✔️OTE, because you deserve a democracy💙🙏🏽💙
❤
❤@@catherineroberts6499
You could also sell it as an honor to the 13 original colonies too.
Biden can't right now.
to expand the courts, which he should do, he has to [1] win on nov.
[2] have dems keep the senate, even gain one or two seats. and retake the house,
and then [3] have them send him a bill, because he won't do it himself.
even if they do send him a bill, he might not sign it.
but he should.
if he does, tho, if all that happens, then...lessee, 2025, by late 2025, or mid 2026 abortion becomes a right again.
also, if that happens, congress passes a bill and Joe signs is saying ppl who commit insurrection can't hold office.
so the supreme court won't be able to use that excuse to weasel out of banning trump nay more.
AND it would take the majority position back to the center and over-ride the current court
He said if he lost the Republican primary it would be because it was rigged. In 2016.
And then he won a rigged election by getting 3 million fewer votes than Hillary. Trump's self-awareness is 0.
Ive worked 30 years in roofing siding carpentry and literally busted my a$$ and back and knees and am poor and broke.
😢😢😢
Working in a coal mine, going down.
Half the nation wears your shoes.
And mine.
My friend I have enjoyed your podcast since I found it years ago, but on this issue, I must say I believe it is you who does not know the history of this conflict. I am for protecting Israel, but like those kids, I am against our funding their genocide and that is all this is. These kids remind me of when we (and I do mean me too) were protesting the Vietnam war. The news called us commies and traitors and we were attacked and assaulted. But the news was wrong the people were with us and our numbers grew just as these protests are now spreading. The people opposed funding genocide. Someday history will say these brave kids were right! Just as history has said we were right. If I could I would be there with them.
What happens when history isn’t taught thoroughly
It's good that they protest but when they make signs of and chant the slogan of a terrorist group that's not right.
@@hirozhen7475 That is true, but it is also true that there are few doing that and they are there taking advantage of the cameras and crowds for a different cause. And some have been proven to be just plain agitates. Either way they do not speak for the crowd
@@Graywylfen It only takes one bad apple to ruin the bunch. Between the property damage and the pro-terrorist agitators the optics of their cause is almost ruined. I agree with their fundamental cause Netanyahu needs to be stopped and we shouldn't send one more red cent to Israel until he is brought to heel.
the main problem is they are being counterproductive w their protest.
Joe has been trying to STOP what is happening.
the funding Is being used as a lever to stop the worst excesses of the invasion.
heck, Joe has kept them from invading rafa for a month or two now, they keep saying they're ready to and the Us keeps warning them against it.
Joe has used the funding, the threat of sanctions, and now normalized relations with Saudi Arabia as levers to try and get a cease fire and a permanent peace deal through.
that permanent deal would give the Palestinians control of their territory and guarantee an eventual 2 state solution.
Joe's been doing all this behind the scenes, the news media has been focused on the aid package, instead of all these deep long term negotiations.
imagine peace in the Middle East. Joe has come closer to that than anyone before him.
so ppl focused on the funding part are missing the fact it's being used to stop the genocide and create a permanent peace.
the college kids are missing the forest for the tree.
and if this whole thing gives trump the presidency, all the progress Joe has made will not just be lost, it will be reversed, and THEN you will see real genocide.
The kids today forgot Kent state
I saw that the police were there and thought “didn’t we do this already?”
"Beer goggles and god goggles." LOL!!! I ❤ you, Titus!
Few were doing bad stuff. Most just living in tents not blocking anyone.
I must say, The America Show is very entertaining to us outside. It feels like we've smoked some really primo green. It's a very surreal premise.
OMG I am so glad you were in Texas Paul’s show…. I’ve been missing out… you guys are great!
Christopher,
I don't think you understand the complete history of the Palestine Israel history.
It's horrible what has happened over the decades, but if peace is not the goal from both sides of the issue then it will stay that way.
There needs to be a Palestine state .The people of Palestine have no recognized country. If they leave,they can not go back . Even if other countries take them in as refugees,they are just that for ever and their descendants. Born refugees have no country of origin. They can not get passports,they can not get Visas , because they have no country to return to.
Without a Palestinian state there can be NO lasting PEACE. Israel has been horrible to Palestinian people, occupying more and more Palestinian lands and imprisoning Palestinian people unjustifiably ." Hostages".
Both need new leaders who will stop this bullshit.the people can and do and will get along .
I have friends on both sides. I see both sides . Anger , revenge, and ego will solve nothing.
A FREE PALESTINE is the only road to peace 🕊️✌️
Also, the USSC shouldn't be above the law. They should be held to the highest standards. So, should the president.
Having a paid toady who's only job is to follow you around and tell you how wonderful and amazing you are is some serious Disney Villain shit.
Agreed these kids need to stop caring about others dying with our tax dollars and get back to school
#trumpforPRISON2024
Wow I get in here first? Well here we go with the clown show that is the republican cult agenda
Not sure if I ever said this but I really enjoy your podcasts.
SPOT ON
PEOPLE!❤
" A lot of people don't know this but I am doing very well with the people. The people, they like me, so much, so much do they like me. I get positive news about, me, all day. It's very positive, always. It gets printed, I read it, so good. Always so good. "
...so sayeth his Tangerine Tyranny. 🍊
My favorite gaff was him trying to say Yosemite. He said Yose -mite. Twice! How does he not know how to pronounce it? It’s a freaking National Park! I was waiting for the late night guys to pick up on it. Nothing
I think the Constitution speaks for itself and the only thing I think the government is supposed to do is protect my Creator given rights. not interpret them
Uncle Thomas.😂😂😂 Word to Bombshell, I will never be able to look at Titus and not think Beavis now.
Four years ago I sneezed in public and people reacted like I just whipped my thing out!🤣
BTW I live in the Central Valley and see firsthand the strength and the monumental immigrant contributions that keep our state #5 among globally independent of the national US economy. One of my closest friends is a Mexico City immigrant who works full-time AND is about to achieve a Masters. He who never had his college paid for like my Bachelors was.
Trump for Gravel Pit 2024
I say they open Alcatraz just for Captain Cheeto the Hut Van Winkle. That way he can brag he has a very exclusive private island all his very own. Lmao.
Inflation occurs when people have more money than the Bigs can steal all at once. Depression occurs when people do not have enough money to steal. Stagflation is when the perfect balance of more-and-less is achieved. The victims of the theft are always held to blame.
🇺🇸 culture everyone! Where the victims are to blame for being victims
we shall overcome
The "Supreme" Court... it's just a regular court with sour cream and tomato.
We love your podcast ! Regards from Germany !
I think they need to concentrate on what 'official' means. Just because someone is in office, doesn't automatically make their actions 'official'. Breaking the law is not an 'official' act for a President, because it's not part of the job description. Commander in Chief? Official Duty. Head of the Executive? Official duty. Criming? Not an official duty.
george c would be proud of you ,only comedians can see the darkness and laugh about it.
Carlin would be sitting at the protests. You should see his bit about terrorist and soldiers. “They call Palestinian soldiers terrorists and they call Israeli terrorists soldiers” he was anti apartheid to the core
Uncle Thomas that’s fucking great!
I dunno, man, I've never seen an empty store in my life.
We no longer have a legal system.
I hope everything turns out ok
Tronk’s profile reminds me of a pez dispenser, maybe like a Pèz de Résistance 😁
Love you, brother, but, at the latest, this started with the "Balfour Declaration"... 😉
Loved you show on fox Titus
Chok full O' Nuts!
It has been tested and proven that the percentage of Oxygen in our atmosphere has dropped from +/- 20% down to ÷/- 16% caused by the increasing levels of pollution. That's why we're dizzy-ing lately. Oxygen deprivation
You were lucky but most fall through the cracks.
Thank You
Why does Titus love the word literally so much
But "thinking" about war in class isn't fun,
and it doesn't feel good 😝
All the witnesses in his trials worked for him. They're not calling me in.
Sykes-Picot Agreement
The beginning of the persecution of middle east peoples bad argument that Palestinians started hostilities
Enjoying the podcast from Canada. By the way, we didn't expect you to compare yourselves to the two Ryans. We just loaned them to you for the entertainment value. If it helps, don't forget we did loan you Bieber as well.
Do you want Bieber back, I'm sure that most people would be happy for this to happy.
When are the "Make it Make Sense!!" Tshirts coming out?
Not proud of it, but I remember under Trump having to steal a roll of toilet paper from a restaurant because there was none in the stores.
Speaking of "South Park". There is a season of "South Park" where Mr. Garrison was donald trump.
My history teacher was always giving me dates and places of events, and I'm sitting there in class thinking , isn't the lesson the why and how not the when and where?
Thanks for the video
Why haven’t all the ex presidents come forward and say that this is soooooo wrong? I think there are enough alive to make the point. If this does go through, I hope Biden gets to use it first. They’re trying to impeach him on nothing. Wouldn’t that be awesome? : “oh wait, I didn’t mean everyone! Just me!” Part of me wants to let him, just so all the maggots can see what they did
Eggs in Michigan fluctuate from $1-$3 dz.
Considering the farm-to-market supply chain, that's still pretty cheap.
Ridiculously cheap - it means that the chickens must be surviving in horrendous conditions so suffering.
The EXCREMENT of chickens is also mixed into the feed for Cattle.
American food....
Fact: Lots of US food items are banned in the UK and Europe.
@@MPM6785ChitChat $3 is expensive for Michigan. Should be $1 or less.
Titus is full of it.
Full of what
Yo, UK black, saying, word up.
i have joked for a decade or two about the fun fact lol...as a big fan of schadenfreude i LOVE that is the fear of long word lmao
I love that Titus compared trump to a South park episode, considering Mr Garrison was in place of trump during the whole presidency lol
You guys are awesome. I love you! And you totally crack me up! Good job Cris going 120 days without drinking alcohol your liver will love you for it. Hope you’re drinking a gallon of water a day. Reverse osmosis is the best water to drink… Of course you can always add a liquid minerals if you want more minerals in your body that your body can actually absorb I recommend Vital Earth, Folic minerals… It’s super watery, but it has ionic minerals that are 1 million times smaller than a colloidal mineral and is absorbed into your body because it’s water soluble
The problem is that most of the protesters are peaceful until they are attacked by counter protesters.
*Why are they going after Biden while also arguing for immunity?*
Better question might be:
Why are we assuming they think through long-term consequences before acting?
OR
Why are we assuming their actions are nuanced rather than compulsive projection?
Yeah, sure, you can become successful through hard work... But statistically you likely won't, and that needs to be taught more. To quote George Carlin, "it's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it"
I'm with Rachel on Eva Mendez might be like the most gorgeous women on the planet. I always wish I could look like women I look nothing like, which Eva is on the top of the list with Priyanka Chopra, Penelope Cruz, Salma Hyack, and Now Rachel is on that short list. STUNNING and wicked smart and funny! Omg! Not gay, just admire beauty. 🤣👍👍 And the guys are smart and funny too 😆👍👍🤣 Thank you for this channel to make me feel sane in all this insane reality. Much appreciation to you all! 💯👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Stop doing the fun facts no one cares other that that love the podcast 😊
Is this your king!
Please God... Can I meet Bombshells's sister?
Also.. you KNOW Alito likes kids.
3:33 He was also the only one in the last 75 years to actually pay down some of the debt.
I'm not "white"! I'm a Saltine American! Rofl
Also, that long words phobia bit reminds me of the joke -
Patient: "Doc, I'm terrified of backstories!"
Doctor: "Hmm, and when did this all start?"
Patient: "Well, it all started whe-.... aaaaahhhhh!"
The LLC set up to play Stormy Daniels in Donald Trump's alias David Dennison is that legal to set up an LLC in your alias?
I'm Like #938! COME-ON 1k.
Lol. Oh Chris. . . . I love you. But 43:20 at the beginning of your rant. . . I busted my as 15 hrs a day. As a chef farmer elderly care grocerie manager lawyer marksman emt. And farmers market baker. I'm not rich. But i got skills and money matters nothing safety the question what do my taxes pay for? Matter. I'd rather live off the grid except internet to a degree. I helped make it so be nice to foster a beter version of it. . . I have a complex life luckily I have no children to worry about but I have a neighborhood of children and families I try and feed. It makes my neighborhood a better place when they can eat and focus on other things.
Tariffs = trade wars, and the elimination of immigration, and deportation caused the depression.
Looking back 50 years on, Nixon understood he could possibly be indicted, tried AND convicted. Unbearable.
Caution: FAN BLADE 👇
Check out something calle the "100 Years War" then we can talk some history.
They are right about looking better after getting out of a bad relationship. George Conway has lost weight. Kelly ann was on Bill Maher show friday looking like she has spent about 500K on plastic surgery and talking up the orange turd like he's the messiah. I can see why it broke up. George has openly said "I'm voting for Biden." He has also recently given over a million to his campaign. God bless George. And God Bless Chris, Bombshell the highlander and all the yorkies!❤❤