Console Launches - Scott The Woz

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @NintendoCollecting
    @NintendoCollecting 4 роки тому +7369

    Scott's launch party would include no consoles. He's pretty conceptual. The awkward silences and conversation would be worth it.

    • @kirisuna19
      @kirisuna19 4 роки тому +16

      How much worth is it?

    • @kirisuna19
      @kirisuna19 4 роки тому +18

      @mr freakout Damn......
      Haha speaking of that my sister was like hey you should sell the PS3 to get a PS5!
      They aren't worth much so you wouldn't get much for a PS5 haha!!

    • @WasItSky
      @WasItSky 4 роки тому +4

      fruity

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 4 роки тому +5

      Your profile pic is mind blowing

    • @kirisuna19
      @kirisuna19 4 роки тому +4

      @mr freakout Aw no no no haha it was a joke!! Besides I'm not the one who wants it, my brother does! (I'm more a Nintendo gamer)
      And good luck with it!!

  • @Xploshi
    @Xploshi 4 роки тому +5621

    This video reinforced my determination to wait at midnight for a ps5 only to get a message that they’re all sold out because I was late by 0.2 seconds

    • @Playerofakind
      @Playerofakind 4 роки тому +128

      Did you wait for the launch of the wii phone?

    • @ኡነ
      @ኡነ 4 роки тому +6

      YOU ARE EVERYWHERE

    • @generic301
      @generic301 4 роки тому +15

      Oh my gosh I've been trying to find a store in stock but... Nothing..

    • @Sethica
      @Sethica 4 роки тому +39

      “You’re too slow!”

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 4 роки тому

      PS5*

  • @UncleGwen
    @UncleGwen 4 роки тому +761

    "Also, there's a tornado warning tonight. More on that tomorrow."
    Scott has the most incredible writing in his videos

    • @josephmisinec9901
      @josephmisinec9901 4 роки тому +20

      There was a tornado waring yesterday in Ohio where i live (and Scott as well)

    • @PrototheDodo
      @PrototheDodo 4 роки тому +6

      @@josephmisinec9901 bro it was so fuckin windy jesus christ

    • @jinxxlynx310
      @jinxxlynx310 4 роки тому +4

      There were tornados last night apparently in NJ too

    • @shorttaytayplayz5289
      @shorttaytayplayz5289 4 роки тому +3

      I live in Michigan and I think what hit us hit you because it was so windy a tree fell in my yard

    • @tyro7413
      @tyro7413 4 роки тому +1

      I’m in mideastern Missouri and we had those same tornado warnings a couple hours before y’all in Ohio. This joke felt specifically for the midwesterners. Scott, a man of the corn people.

  • @trainstorm1225
    @trainstorm1225 4 роки тому +4719

    “There’s a tornado warning tonight, more on that tomorrow.”
    Finally found a reliable news source.

    • @charmendro
      @charmendro 4 роки тому +121

      I didn’t notice that it said “tomorrow” lmao

    • @weaselot2213
      @weaselot2213 4 роки тому +99

      As a non-native English speaker who is always missing out on Scott’s subtle jokes I genuinely thank you for mentioning this 😂

    • @boldlygoingnowhere366
      @boldlygoingnowhere366 4 роки тому +28

      even more reliable than wii news channel.

    • @mboz_2108
      @mboz_2108 4 роки тому +38

      "I don't like them putting chemicals in the water, that turn the frickin tornadoes gay!" - Scott The Woz, 2020

    • @sonicheros1097
      @sonicheros1097 4 роки тому +10

      That actually happens to me 2 weeks ago......

  • @ssscout
    @ssscout 4 роки тому +2239

    scott the goat

  • @moperry8399
    @moperry8399 4 роки тому +494

    FINALLY SOMEONE BROUGHT UP THE WII U DISC SHAPE, MY GOD THEY'RE NICE

    • @XTheJenovaProjectX
      @XTheJenovaProjectX 4 роки тому +32

      Silky buttery smooth

    • @SandTurtle
      @SandTurtle 4 роки тому +14

      Why don't other consoles make their discs so nice

    • @TheJaredGallagher
      @TheJaredGallagher 4 роки тому +18

      I legitimately just ran straight for my copy of Nintendo Land. I had never noticed how nice they were

    • @helmi5045
      @helmi5045 4 роки тому +2

      Aren’t they just normal blu rays?

    • @SandTurtle
      @SandTurtle 4 роки тому +18

      @@helmi5045 they are dvd with soft plastic on the side. most discs havev (relatively) sharp edges

  • @alexandermaestas3425
    @alexandermaestas3425 4 роки тому +4479

    I have no idea why... But it never dawned on me that Scott actually has parents until now, and frankly it scares me

    • @kenbee1957
      @kenbee1957 4 роки тому +62

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @BitchChill
      @BitchChill 4 роки тому +455

      No. He's just a being that manifested

    • @mollymay4846
      @mollymay4846 4 роки тому +283

      I feel he was more like Anakin in that he was born of the virgin force, forged by an evil being.

    • @SmashBrosOdyssey64
      @SmashBrosOdyssey64 4 роки тому +191

      Two people had sex and Scott the Woz came out. Let that sink in.

    • @nanec5717
      @nanec5717 4 роки тому +131

      scott was created at the birth of the universe

  • @pl3ysnontinde937
    @pl3ysnontinde937 3 роки тому +175

    The switches launch day was magical. Actually felt like the first cool new thing in years. Just being able to take the console out of the dock and play breath of the wild was so cool

  • @blakerm4147
    @blakerm4147 4 роки тому +732

    I fear the day there isn't a bottle of Pepto Bismol in the background.

    • @nate3960
      @nate3960 4 роки тому +14

      For that is the sign of the end of days

    • @rycalamo2684
      @rycalamo2684 4 роки тому +3

      Truly

    • @bungus5651
      @bungus5651 4 роки тому +21

      On a podcast he was on he said that he had to use that bottle of pepto once so the bottle you see in his videos is the second pepto bottle

    • @alex-zj6ef
      @alex-zj6ef 4 роки тому

      ...

    • @andytheawesome7592
      @andytheawesome7592 4 роки тому +2

      Maybe it’ll become a plot point the next season finale, like the Genesis containing Dick Vitale’s Awesome Baby College Hoops. I mean, his whole desk became a plot point in It’s a Bargain Bin Christmas. Scott’s got a tradition to uphold next month!

  • @Semi2794
    @Semi2794 4 роки тому +2009

    The existence of multiple Scott’s really shakes the lore.

  • @Sethica
    @Sethica 4 роки тому +5126

    Imagine buying a non-deluxe Wii U.
    -This post was made by the deluxe Wii U gang

    • @FriskyD.
      @FriskyD. 4 роки тому +31

      @mr freakout fraud. Any true member would know it's deluxe Wii U.

    • @lwfilms207
      @lwfilms207 4 роки тому +53

      Nintendo and the word “deluxe”: name a more iconic duo

    • @idkman700
      @idkman700 4 роки тому +4

      lol thats actually what im doing tommorow not kidding

    • @sethberry2162
      @sethberry2162 4 роки тому +21

      @@brendancross2767 Wii U is incredibly slept on

    • @OrangeToadGamer
      @OrangeToadGamer 4 роки тому +8

      You have a Checkmark next to your name so it must be true

  • @mrporgmotorsport7822
    @mrporgmotorsport7822 2 роки тому +210

    The fact that scott threw a full switch cartridge into his mouth and held it there for multiple seconds is absolutely amazing

    • @stevenbobbybills
      @stevenbobbybills Рік тому

      Would it have been less impressive if he only threw a partial Switch cartridge into his mouth?

    • @jameslawrenson1208
      @jameslawrenson1208 Рік тому +5

      It probably tasted good to him.

  • @sneakysam6564
    @sneakysam6564 4 роки тому +3227

    Hats off to everyone who watched this while it was still Sunday

  • @chuckhalo
    @chuckhalo 4 роки тому +2662

    I feel like Scott is going insane in quarantine and we’re just supporting him

    • @henrygutierrez3243
      @henrygutierrez3243 4 роки тому +37

      I'm surprised you're just noticing.

    • @chuckhalo
      @chuckhalo 4 роки тому +8

      The thing is... I’m not

    • @jb0258
      @jb0258 4 роки тому +17

      Yeah I've been 100% good during everything too. Lol I've secretly been waiting for the year that I get to do absolutely nothing, and that year has def been 2020

    • @chuckhalo
      @chuckhalo 4 роки тому

      Noted

    • @bobvella7228
      @bobvella7228 4 роки тому +1

      any gaming youtuber is basically a hoarder and that was before the pandemic

  • @normalguy7877
    @normalguy7877 4 роки тому +1382

    The PS5 went out of stock quicker than Scott can say "Hey all Scott Here"

    • @sammckean
      @sammckean 4 роки тому

      It was restocked multiple times on Friday tho....

    • @mistertaffy6720
      @mistertaffy6720 4 роки тому +30

      @Shuffs I feel like that's something scott should have addressed. "Man, I really want the new PS5, and I have a lot of money to throw away. I know! How about I buy one from Ebay for double the price?"

    • @RallyLancer95
      @RallyLancer95 4 роки тому +9

      @@sammckean Yes except you can't beat a scalping bot on checkout

    • @sammckean
      @sammckean 4 роки тому +5

      @@RallyLancer95 actually I did

    • @DarkShadic9632
      @DarkShadic9632 3 роки тому +2

      Heyaldlldsvotthee
      -Me trying to type Hey all Scott here faster than the PS5 sold out

  • @dovestrodor
    @dovestrodor 3 роки тому +21

    There are so many things to love about the intro of this video, from Scott running in and out of frame (implying he's the same Scott dashing from location to location) to the fact that he's holding an ice scraper instead of a microphone.

  • @wurtknurte7283
    @wurtknurte7283 4 роки тому +697

    Honestly, they should just launch the first console out of a cannon and whoever catches it gets it early.

    • @gregor8482
      @gregor8482 4 роки тому +12

      This deserves more likes.

    • @41dn
      @41dn 4 роки тому +19

      And if nobody catches it and it breaks on the ground?

    • @mitchellwright1203
      @mitchellwright1203 4 роки тому +41

      @@41dn then nobody gets it

    • @lijiang1342
      @lijiang1342 4 роки тому +1

      @@gregor8482 no it doesn’t, it has 69 of you like this now you’re worse than a wii u ad

    • @scientificbrony
      @scientificbrony 4 роки тому +2

      I would pay for this

  • @TheLemonyBard
    @TheLemonyBard 4 роки тому +427

    The Vita dropping gag was funny but for some reason his “awwww” made me feel legitimately sad for him

    • @nayuki-rn
      @nayuki-rn 4 роки тому +15

      I almost did but you can see him fighting back a smile, which makes me happy :)

    • @formuoli
      @formuoli 4 роки тому +16

      I feel bad that he owns a fuckin Vita

    • @darkyagami3503
      @darkyagami3503 4 роки тому +2

      @@formuoli I want one but there are better things that I should waste money with

    • @KennyMaximum
      @KennyMaximum 4 роки тому +9

      @@formuoli They’re not so bad nowadays, more specifically if you hack it

    • @DesTr069
      @DesTr069 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, that awwwww was one of his best moments for me for some reason lmao

  • @live_kaito_reaction
    @live_kaito_reaction 4 роки тому +614

    "theres a tornado warning tonight" how did he know

    • @cloudystarsatnight
      @cloudystarsatnight 4 роки тому +15

      He's a genuis

    • @ireplytoeverything3122
      @ireplytoeverything3122 4 роки тому +13

      All hail the Woz

    • @sirparker2881
      @sirparker2881 4 роки тому +15

      I was thinking the same thing even though i don't live there. I knew someone would say this

    • @Tehdurkniht
      @Tehdurkniht 4 роки тому +13

      He has to be psychic. Lest we forget when he predicted half of the Switch releases over the last three years before the console was out?

    • @kampstiefels7573
      @kampstiefels7573 4 роки тому +3

      Dear god say you’re not in Britain

  • @PinkSparklyGamer
    @PinkSparklyGamer 4 роки тому +167

    "There's a tornado warning tonight, more on that tommorow"
    It's the small things like this that make me love scott

  • @AlexSzubka
    @AlexSzubka 4 роки тому +302

    "Oh and there's also a tornado warning tonight, more on that tomorrow."
    there was literally a tornado watch warning in my area and my power went out as well.

    • @bagofcrime1772
      @bagofcrime1772 4 роки тому +17

      More on that tomorrow

    • @Severthead
      @Severthead 4 роки тому

      oof

    • @samothy6118
      @samothy6118 4 роки тому +2

      Idk where you are but that was my situation here in Ontario

    • @PierceMD
      @PierceMD 4 роки тому

      It's been 11 hours, I think they died.

    • @bobbycisek5534
      @bobbycisek5534 4 роки тому +1

      I am in Ohio and there was one

  • @spike03000
    @spike03000 4 роки тому +299

    I honestly consider Scott a self-made Video Game Historian. UA-cam, give him the degree he deserves without the debt.

  • @adrifitz8793
    @adrifitz8793 4 роки тому +292

    *"There a Tornado warning tonight more on that tomorrow"*

    • @Ethan5I5
      @Ethan5I5 4 роки тому +7

      I didn’t notice he said “TONIGHT”

    • @illegalalien6542
      @illegalalien6542 3 роки тому

      CBS news in a nutshell

  • @Dripple
    @Dripple 4 роки тому +133

    "Tornado warning tonight, more on that tomorrow."
    Script writing at its best.

    • @YoungMrBlue
      @YoungMrBlue 3 місяці тому

      That’s not even exaggerating that happens more than you think

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 4 роки тому +262

    I hope that when the entire universe ends, the last thing we see before dying is the giant blue screen of death in Scott’s iconic outro

    • @ThatTsuiBoy
      @ThatTsuiBoy 4 роки тому +5

      One can hope.

    • @lemonke3774
      @lemonke3774 4 роки тому +1

      Hope can one.

    • @Neentensev
      @Neentensev 4 роки тому +1

      Heh loved that

    • @normalguy729
      @normalguy729 4 роки тому +5

      I hope we never die so we can see the outro forever.

    • @chris07
      @chris07 4 роки тому +1

      here before 1k likes in 5 mins squad

  • @Sharkbait745
    @Sharkbait745 4 роки тому +852

    Scott: i called in sick to my uncle's funeral for this
    Us: his uncle died again?

    • @Bonetrousle
      @Bonetrousle 4 роки тому +60

      Respawning lol

    • @neddy42
      @neddy42 4 роки тому +43

      This the fourth time then?

    • @alex-zj6ef
      @alex-zj6ef 4 роки тому +8

      Here we go again

    • @DarkIceKrabby
      @DarkIceKrabby 4 роки тому +75

      No, his family keeps rescheduling the funeral because Scott keeps calling sick for 'em.

    • @lukekane7
      @lukekane7 4 роки тому +7

      @@Bonetrousle damn spawncampers

  • @bcerrone
    @bcerrone 4 роки тому +279

    You know a console launch is bad when even Scott can’t get his hands on one

    • @DumDoDoor
      @DumDoDoor 4 роки тому +7

      Been there done that.

    • @Gruntvc
      @Gruntvc 4 роки тому +3

      Remember when you actually had to go to the store to pre order or buy a new console? Good times.

    • @buddydew101
      @buddydew101 4 роки тому +5

      @@Gruntvc I miss those days. That’s why people will most likely forget this new generation console release. “Yep I bought it online and it shipped to my house”.

  • @paulw858
    @paulw858 4 роки тому +145

    It always saddens me when I hear that he bought his 3DS "the day it got a price cut" when I remember distinctly that many retailers had already slashed the price of their 3DSes upon the initial announcement. He would have been able to get the 3DS for the smaller price AND be an Ambassador! D:

    • @CaptainOblivious23
      @CaptainOblivious23 4 роки тому +33

      Haha, I actually did this! Saw news online that Walmart had cut the price a day before the Ambassador deadline. Got my nice discount and a bunch of cool GBA games!

  • @bloxxer_tv
    @bloxxer_tv 4 роки тому +172

    i've never really noticed just how much effort scott puts into his videos until i saw him pop a breath of the wild game cartage into his mouth like candy

    • @jmp_fr
      @jmp_fr 4 роки тому +9

      that must have left such a bad taste

    • @kripdom7778
      @kripdom7778 4 роки тому +14

      Don’t forget the ps4 disk he bit in half

    • @oreohunter7798
      @oreohunter7798 4 роки тому +1

      I mean, he broke a 3DS for a bit, not even on purpose

    • @p_e_a_r_s_e660
      @p_e_a_r_s_e660 3 роки тому

      Gross

  • @moonrise1171
    @moonrise1171 4 роки тому +186

    “Hey all, Scott here, in commemoration of midnight console launches I’m giving you a midnight video launch!”

    • @kimothefungenuis
      @kimothefungenuis 4 роки тому

      Depending on your time zone

    • @mrwheatthins2413
      @mrwheatthins2413 4 роки тому +3

      @@kimothefungenuis EST is the only timezone that matters

    • @sethterry9504
      @sethterry9504 4 роки тому +5

      @@kimothefungenuis ....Or not at all
      Watch it in the West; Watch it in the East; Watch it from the secret sacred depths of depths of the lizard base on Mars; even by mid twenty twenty foars......it would have always been midnight for Scott da Warahz

    • @sethterry9504
      @sethterry9504 4 роки тому +4

      NTSC is the only time zone that matters
      .....Except for speedrunners

    • @sethterry9504
      @sethterry9504 4 роки тому

      You know because super slightly slowed is what they’re all about

  • @larsnyman2455
    @larsnyman2455 4 роки тому +582

    I guess he didn’t get the new consoles
    Sounds like time for a 5th WiiU

    • @airplane6417
      @airplane6417 4 роки тому +15

      I think he just had his box from his original Wii U. But me thinking about that and someone owning 5 Wii U's is fascinating.

    • @ianeons9278
      @ianeons9278 4 роки тому +8

      The Wii U is my favorite console and even I admit he doesn't need this many of them.

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 4 роки тому +4

      @@ianeons9278
      It's not like anyone was buying these things when they were new

    • @angeldiaz762
      @angeldiaz762 4 роки тому +3

      He'll just have a Gex party again instead

    • @ianeons9278
      @ianeons9278 4 роки тому +1

      @ImmaLittlePip
      Ok, boomer.

  • @LuisMartinez-sv1md
    @LuisMartinez-sv1md 4 роки тому +83

    Scott: “I love physical videogames!”
    Scott when hes hungry: 6:20

    • @hypersonx7284
      @hypersonx7284 3 роки тому +4

      we found out why

    • @markdork801
      @markdork801 3 роки тому +3

      I ate my 3ds cartriges when i got my switch

  • @justacatinabath1309
    @justacatinabath1309 4 роки тому +271

    The “hey all” this episode was 6 kneeslaps out of 10

  • @ldm__
    @ldm__ 4 роки тому +671

    Scott looks like he would work at a mouse pad store in the early 2000’s

    • @droidixbacon
      @droidixbacon 4 роки тому +10

      @Funny Name tod howard?

    • @airplane6417
      @airplane6417 4 роки тому +14

      @@droidixbacon All of them combined.

    • @eduardood
      @eduardood 4 роки тому +25

      @Funny Name his uncle died twice, he's the perfect peter parker

    • @elidaman090
      @elidaman090 2 роки тому

      You look like a desperate mattress salesman

  • @imcarter
    @imcarter 4 роки тому +219

    Alternative title: Scott makes me lick all my game cartridges

  • @codyr.48
    @codyr.48 3 роки тому +12

    10:57 So true. Wii U discs are satisfying to hold with the smoothed edge. Don't judge me just see for yourself lol

  • @ayejayjay
    @ayejayjay 4 роки тому +548

    1:45 that guy's seriously wondering why his xbox is overheating? lmao

    • @npenplz
      @npenplz 3 роки тому +176

      "I blocked all of the vents and fans and it overheated!!!"

    • @gavinthecrafter
      @gavinthecrafter 3 роки тому +96

      "I don't know why it overheated, I mean I turned the thermostat up to the max temperature and played Halo at 8K 60 FPS while downloading another game, but it should still be fine right???"

    • @shanez1215
      @shanez1215 3 роки тому +10

      Breh it's clearly a joke lol

    • @aagp2
      @aagp2 3 роки тому +38

      "oh yeah i removed airflow priviliges from my xbox, it should still be fine tho right?"

    • @thevenomoth3455
      @thevenomoth3455 3 роки тому +13

      "what do you mean all the vents are blocked?"

  • @simplyevan7325
    @simplyevan7325 4 роки тому +300

    Watching him just toss the switch cartridge into his mouth hurt me physically.

    • @littlebrowngaymer5132
      @littlebrowngaymer5132 4 роки тому +47

      If you ain’t supposed to eat em why do they taste so damn good

    • @yourlocalhalalbutcher2707
      @yourlocalhalalbutcher2707 4 роки тому +16

      @@littlebrowngaymer5132 hol up

    • @spookyubers1202
      @spookyubers1202 4 роки тому +7

      @@littlebrowngaymer5132 expect for splatoon 2 that tasted like lead posioning to me.

    • @littlebrowngaymer5132
      @littlebrowngaymer5132 4 роки тому +14

      @@spookyubers1202 it was a joke they all taste like shit

    • @PiousMoltar
      @PiousMoltar 4 роки тому +9

      I wonder if there's anyone who actually likes the taste of Switch cartridges

  • @bottledwaterprod
    @bottledwaterprod 4 роки тому +99

    He's got a point. I briefly considered getting a PS5 this year, then realized that attempting to get one for retail price before 2021 would be an enormous pain in the ass.

    • @HUYI1
      @HUYI1 4 роки тому +1

      I think the majority of us are in this situation right now anyways 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MsAmberKat
      @MsAmberKat 4 роки тому +5

      Yup same here, while I would like to get both the PS5 and Xbox Series X... I'm just gonna wait until next year when there should hopefully be more stock around and less of a hassle.

    • @padillaphile
      @padillaphile 4 роки тому

      Same, I considered getting a PS5 this year, but decided not to because 1. I have both a Switch and 3DS and would like to get more games for those first and 2. I’d want to wait for the PS5’s price to drop.

  • @MatTheGameGuy
    @MatTheGameGuy 3 роки тому +18

    3:32 I love the callback to one of his older videos! haha

  • @junkcodes
    @junkcodes 4 роки тому +171

    Don't know why, but it's starting to feel like Scott's style is evolving a little. Not in a bad way, it's still definitely a Scott video, but he's starting to put a lot more effort into his skits, while still keeping the videos informative. I really like it!

  • @ZaRealness
    @ZaRealness 4 роки тому +475

    "We have a tornado warning tonight, more on that tomorrow" LOL

    • @jgl1003
      @jgl1003 4 роки тому +6

      He wasn't wrong

  • @nunga9803
    @nunga9803 4 роки тому +275

    Bruh Scott Could Talk About a Fly he found on his like...Table or something and I’ll still watch the video.

    • @cronkinthehouse
      @cronkinthehouse 4 роки тому +9

      What would the time limit for you
      Personally I would watch him talk about a fly for 3 hours before considering stopping the video

    • @plague4661
      @plague4661 4 роки тому +2

      I’d never stop watching a Scott video prematurely

    • @bidinga1480
      @bidinga1480 4 роки тому +2

      Watch out for her

    • @foeton8469
      @foeton8469 4 роки тому +2

      and he would turn it into a comedy skit somehow

    • @nunga9803
      @nunga9803 4 роки тому

      @@cronkinthehouse same Tbh 😂

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 4 роки тому +105

    6:49 Nearly 3 years and they still haven't fixed the "H" in the sign.

    • @monke135
      @monke135 3 роки тому

      @@rutabagakoala good for you.

    • @markdork801
      @markdork801 3 роки тому +2

      @@rutabagakoala i took a bite out of a bar of soap it was tasty

  • @sethfeldpausch4337
    @sethfeldpausch4337 4 роки тому +108

    Scott has the best sense of humor on UA-cam, there isn’t anything quite like it. He could literally make a video about anything and it would still have me in tears laughing😂

  • @RHDrumLessons
    @RHDrumLessons 4 роки тому +43

    I’ve never found another channel that puts out such consistently good content week after week. And the fact that after a week, Scott’s vids already have a million views when the channel itself only has 1.2M subscribers...that’s pretty amazing. Really goes to show how solid Scott’s content really is.

  • @Mark---W
    @Mark---W 4 роки тому +230

    One thing we can agree that is Microsoft needs to work on their naming.

    • @devindykstra
      @devindykstra 4 роки тому +45

      There's a rumor that the names are terrible because they want people to just call it an "Xbox" and not think of the generation.
      That's stupid.

    • @MANOFGOD9000
      @MANOFGOD9000 4 роки тому +23

      SERIOUSLY!! The 360 was fine but after that...

    • @markozofarr
      @markozofarr 4 роки тому +5

      Call the next one Xbox 599

    • @catriamflockentanz
      @catriamflockentanz 4 роки тому +22

      @@markozofarr I wouldn't be surprised if they called their next system "XboX"...

    • @kyethepie1
      @kyethepie1 4 роки тому +3

      @@catriamflockentanz just calls it eXbox or some dumb shit like that

  • @kaijuhunter_02VOD
    @kaijuhunter_02VOD 3 роки тому +9

    I got lucky to be in New York the day the Switch launched, and I got mine at the official Nintendo store in New York, it was a blast to be in the store

  • @hexywesky
    @hexywesky 4 роки тому +173

    Every time Scott says “It’s fine” 1% of my childhood trauma magically heals

  • @matthewmcfadden4178
    @matthewmcfadden4178 4 роки тому +72

    Scott you had the chance to call the news channel “Wozniak news”.

  • @gamer253
    @gamer253 4 роки тому +491

    “There is a tornado warning tonight more info on that tomorrow”
    - scot the woz 2020

    • @glennrugar9248
      @glennrugar9248 4 роки тому +10

      How many time does this need to be quoted in the comments? It was worth like half a laugh at best. Jesus people

    • @bageltoo
      @bageltoo 4 роки тому +4

      I too watched the video

    • @MysteryMii
      @MysteryMii 4 роки тому +5

      I had a tornado warning happen earlier.

    • @guitarherorobloxgod
      @guitarherorobloxgod 4 роки тому +3

      @@MysteryMii yeah I did too

    • @alvallac2171
      @alvallac2171 4 роки тому

      *Scott

  • @AceFondu
    @AceFondu 4 роки тому +251

    I remember getting my Wii U at launch...my wife had just admitted she cheated on me a few days prior....good times....

    • @epicgamner1139
      @epicgamner1139 3 роки тому +59

      damn im sorry at least you have the wii u
      then again getting cheated on is probably better than the wii u's launch so its really up to interpretation
      All jokes aside i'm really sorry i hope things get better especially in times like these it's tough to get back out there. Either way, i send my best wishes your way!

    • @abbycollins
      @abbycollins 3 роки тому +11

      @@epicgamner1139
      ^
      |

    • @bbbbbbb51
      @bbbbbbb51 3 роки тому +5

      It's just sex.

    • @unknownwill4th549
      @unknownwill4th549 3 роки тому +8

      Wii u over bitches

    • @theycallmet3061
      @theycallmet3061 3 роки тому +7

      It's because you invested in a Wii U
      Just joking around I had one too (I regret buying it),I hope you're doing better or found someone better,good luck with your life M'dude. I broke up with my ex a little while after getting a Switch so I can kinda feel you.

  • @javierramos6729
    @javierramos6729 4 роки тому +61

    Do everyone even realize that Scott is officially a Videogame Historian? We're like watching National Geographic of Videogames here!!

    • @LucasPucas
      @LucasPucas 4 роки тому +7

      He’s like Bill Nye, but for stupid Nintendo games!

  • @ssmmmfeaa8657
    @ssmmmfeaa8657 4 роки тому +69

    You know what’s more exciting than a new console releasing?
    A new Scott the Woz video.

    • @DumDoDoor
      @DumDoDoor 4 роки тому +2

      Now we gotta wait for 5 years for a new Scott video

    • @SausageFingers420
      @SausageFingers420 4 роки тому +1

      That's how you get pinkeye.

    • @kirin1230
      @kirin1230 4 роки тому

      @@DumDoDoor More like 5 days. It's scary how his videos are of such high quality even with the very frequent upload schedule.

  • @Jarekthegamingdragon
    @Jarekthegamingdragon 4 роки тому +2019

    "There's nothing more exciting to a gamer than the launch of a new console"
    PC gamers: "what?"

    • @motorolah8107
      @motorolah8107 4 роки тому +39

      literally my reaction lol

    • @blushingralseiuwu2222
      @blushingralseiuwu2222 4 роки тому +259

      Aw come on, the new GTX 3000 series is the equivalent of launch day for pc gamers.
      So many scalpers TT

    • @UltimateDailga12
      @UltimateDailga12 4 роки тому +11

      @@blushingralseiuwu2222 I think that was the point when he said "what?"

    • @shizaanimations7634
      @shizaanimations7634 4 роки тому +128

      “I set up a chair upside and waited until midnight for the new Dell laptop.” -Fucking nobody

    • @lego_minifig
      @lego_minifig 4 роки тому +16

      Blushing Ralsei UwU oh yeah, and the high end ryzen chips always sell out quick as well. Had to buy my 3900x for a $150-200 premium a month or 2 after launch since i had already sold my 2600x and needed a replacement asap. Scalpers are truly the worse. They have been emboldened recently and have been marking up hardware considerably more after the Animal Crossing Switch fiasco. They know desperate gamers will pay the premium. Its sad.

  • @darthhull85
    @darthhull85 Рік тому +1

    I’m glad I have photos of me when I’ve gotten every PlayStation. From 96-2021 it’s cool to see me excited every time

  • @minerbloxer6471
    @minerbloxer6471 4 роки тому +857

    Hey where do you shop for games at? Europeans: “game”

    • @EBlade3529
      @EBlade3529 4 роки тому +39

      game imo is like the european equivalent of gamestop

    • @ReeseGhost
      @ReeseGhost 4 роки тому +20

      @@EBlade3529 no way dude

    • @Wesmoen
      @Wesmoen 4 роки тому +97

      Perhaps in UK? Game isn't that prevalent in EU as you think. Germany and Scandinavia have GameStop. The rest of us made our own version with blackjack and hookers!

    • @Heli-draws
      @Heli-draws 4 роки тому +4

      I mostly use Amazon while looking for new games

    • @mrbeckegruvan16
      @mrbeckegruvan16 4 роки тому +27

      @@Wesmoen Scandinavia used to have both Game and Gamestop and now we have neither.

  • @Reyn_the_Insane
    @Reyn_the_Insane 4 роки тому +34

    "You heard it here third"
    This is why I love Scott

  • @twinkpeaks9993
    @twinkpeaks9993 4 роки тому +12

    6:27 can we just acknowledge how smooth that was?

  • @krisironcastle3178
    @krisironcastle3178 4 роки тому +1

    I bought my PS4 4 years ago during black friday, didn't open it until Christmas day, I was scared it was going to be a shitshow of me waiting for installs and updates, day comes, I'm on my third coffee and already boozed up, I unbox my brand new PS4, I hook it up, skip the connect to the internet stuff, pop in my Bloodborne disc. And it all worked. Like a christmas miracle I got the absolutely classic console experience of just connecting the console and playing right away with no install times. The best game of the gen no less.

  • @Pigmcginnyrig
    @Pigmcginnyrig 4 роки тому +39

    The Ultra NES is gonna have the best launch day when it actually becomes a thing

  • @umizprad7849
    @umizprad7849 4 роки тому +5

    Scott's narration and videos are the closest thing to a cure for depression

  • @HunterLikesFilm
    @HunterLikesFilm 4 роки тому +22

    Scott is really good at replicating his tone of voice on different takes. To me that takes talent, or lots and lots of dedication.

  • @themonkeyvivi
    @themonkeyvivi 4 роки тому +1948

    As a GameStop employee, I wake up with excitement that I get to answer the phone every 10 minutes to people asking if we have the new consoles in.
    Update: I quit. Please be kind to your local GameStop employees. They've been going through a lot of bs.

    • @Derakkon2
      @Derakkon2 4 роки тому +135

      Do you have the new consoles in yet?

    • @RockyFoxxowo
      @RockyFoxxowo 4 роки тому +69

      @@Derakkon2 no we closed

    • @mr.billybob4013
      @mr.billybob4013 3 роки тому +57

      @@RockyFoxxowo are you guys open now?

    • @RockyFoxxowo
      @RockyFoxxowo 3 роки тому +33

      @@sarahpedersen2624 ye

    • @RockyFoxxowo
      @RockyFoxxowo 3 роки тому +31

      @@sarahpedersen2624 ye, a switch

  • @AVeryMidCelticsFan
    @AVeryMidCelticsFan 4 роки тому +39

    Imagine just seeing Scott talk into a mic in front of stores at night.

    • @oaf6146
      @oaf6146 4 роки тому +6

      it wasn't even a mic

    • @WasItSky
      @WasItSky 4 роки тому

      Fruity!

  • @thebananamelon5065
    @thebananamelon5065 4 роки тому +10

    @11:06 funny you mention that. Here’s how my dad got my family a Wii;
    He was a cop in NYC and he got dispatched to a huge fight in GameStop. People were fighting over the few Wii’s they had. The store owner was so desperate and scared, he offered my dad a Wii and a couple games if he could get everyone out. We got Wii sports, Marvel Ultimate Alliance, and Cars. Shit was fun

  • @demondton96
    @demondton96 4 роки тому +413

    "it's a big deal when you finally get a new PlayStation or a new Xbox"
    *Shows KNACK*
    Ah yes, the pinnacle of games

  • @oldchannelimadewheniwas13
    @oldchannelimadewheniwas13 3 роки тому +58

    2:00 bruh this man got a Wii U with approval of Reggie

  • @philiphanhurst2655
    @philiphanhurst2655 4 роки тому +46

    The only console I ever got at launch was the 3DS.
    There was no line.

    • @Smart1529
      @Smart1529 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah I don't think I ever owned a console at launch. The closest one is the Switch but even that one waited a few months until Mario Kart 8 Deluxe to come out. I even got the game before the Switch 😂

    • @animeartist888
      @animeartist888 4 роки тому +3

      I have definitely never gotten any console at launch and likely never will. I'd rather wait for the price to come down, the glitches to be fixed, the different colors to come out, and of course the game lineup to fill in.

    • @AegonWithers
      @AegonWithers 4 роки тому +1

      @@animeartist888 I'm doing the same thing right now actually. The only difference is that I plan on getting mine in a few months or so because I want to play a bunch of ps4 games as well, as I don't actually own a ps4.

  • @HimeDelia
    @HimeDelia 4 роки тому +119

    “Weird civil rights rally.” Scott you’re the funniest person on this planet don’t think I don’t recognize that street and angle

    • @jaybee27D
      @jaybee27D 4 роки тому +1

      Explain

    • @HimeDelia
      @HimeDelia 4 роки тому +47

      @@jaybee27D At the Nintendo Switch launch, Scott posted a picture of himself on that exact street wearing a BLM t-shirt to his Twitter. I’m 99% certain he’s referencing that.

    • @punkitt
      @punkitt 4 роки тому +5

      lmao its a great callback

    • @rasagas3682
      @rasagas3682 4 роки тому +1

      Nice Lesbian flag 👍

    • @punkitt
      @punkitt 4 роки тому

      @@rasagas3682 didnt even notice but that is a pretty great lesbian flag, i agree

  • @StiggyAzalea
    @StiggyAzalea 4 роки тому +57

    Don’t buy a console at launch, wait for it to come back down

    • @DumDoDoor
      @DumDoDoor 4 роки тому +3

      Totally underrated comment.

    • @RonMillbrae
      @RonMillbrae 4 роки тому

      Lmfaooooooi

    • @xaviermeyer660
      @xaviermeyer660 4 роки тому +4

      I agree for different reasons. I say wait so hardware fixes can take place. Switch hasn't gone down a dime (granted that is nintendo they don't drop price) but if you waited a year there were several hardware fixes

    • @chrisbampton5225
      @chrisbampton5225 4 роки тому

      I am waiting for a mid gen upgrade for the Xbox series x

    • @Heli-draws
      @Heli-draws 4 роки тому

      That's what I was planning to do
      500€ is a bit too much

  • @Jhandler99
    @Jhandler99 4 роки тому +6

    Scott’s dedication to us is special. From literally eating his games, to spending all his cash on everything gaming, even loitering business’s parking lots in the dead of night. Long live his reign

  • @renaultft1917
    @renaultft1917 4 роки тому +52

    Walgreens gets to add "Trespassed by Scott the Woz" to their résumé.

    • @acmiguens
      @acmiguens 4 роки тому

      They'll put up a plaque in each of those locations

  • @schroederreitzel9496
    @schroederreitzel9496 4 роки тому +174

    It’s called the PlayStation 5 because that’s the amount of years it takes to get ahold of it

    • @ireplytoeverything3122
      @ireplytoeverything3122 4 роки тому +20

      It’s also the amount of new games it will have.

    • @VForceWave
      @VForceWave 4 роки тому +4

      @@ireplytoeverything3122 More than I was expecting to be honest.

    • @DumDoDoor
      @DumDoDoor 4 роки тому +6

      It's also called PS5 since you can count up to five fingers in one hand.

    • @redwidow1358
      @redwidow1358 4 роки тому +3

      Maybe by the time I can get a PS5, the PS5 Slim will exist and I will actually have room for one

    • @acmiguens
      @acmiguens 4 роки тому +3

      @@redwidow1358 The Slim will still be larger than the average piano though

  • @johnk9924
    @johnk9924 4 роки тому +4

    The launch photos were the best, he got his 3ds outside a church, the Xbox outside bed bath and beyond, and the atari at gamestop. Give this man an Emmy!

  • @cannonfodder4000
    @cannonfodder4000 4 роки тому +16

    10:58
    For anyone who doesnt have a Wii U, Scott isn't joking here, those discs have rounded edges and really soft!

    • @NovaBoi7
      @NovaBoi7 2 роки тому

      I've had a Wii u and I never noticed that. And I still have some discs from it

  • @RareHandle
    @RareHandle 4 роки тому +66

    POV: you’re at home wishing you could afford the new consoles

    • @MaverickMcComas
      @MaverickMcComas 4 роки тому +9

      I can afford one, just can’t get my hands on one.

    • @frozyre7854
      @frozyre7854 4 роки тому

      I'm at home flexing my nearly 1,000 Steam game library, bruh. A new computer upgrade that'd play everything would blow the excitement of getting a new console out of the water.

    • @TenshiiNight
      @TenshiiNight 4 роки тому +1

      I have the money just no stock

    • @numa2k147
      @numa2k147 4 роки тому

      I have nevee brought a console at launch. I'm 31 and I've have all of them except the OG Xbox. I can wait for the PS5 no biggie.

    • @TheRawyan
      @TheRawyan 4 роки тому

      We all can afford it but we can’t find them

  • @WoddCar
    @WoddCar 4 роки тому +621

    Console: launches
    Scalpers selling a ps5 for $5,000: stonks

    • @lwfilms207
      @lwfilms207 4 роки тому +43

      Scalpers buying a PS5 for $5,000 and reselling it for $10,000: Ultra Stonks

    • @Lucasio1209
      @Lucasio1209 4 роки тому +55

      Hate scalpers man, they’re the one thing keeping me from my beloved Demon’s Souls. Also money.

    • @epicxx7699
      @epicxx7699 4 роки тому +8

      @@lwfilms207 buying a 10k ps5 and reselling it for 20k: ultra mega stonks

    • @natevemuri9024
      @natevemuri9024 4 роки тому +5

      @@epicxx7699 buying a 20k ps5 and selling it for 30k: ultra mega epic stonks

    • @HeroOfTheDay16
      @HeroOfTheDay16 4 роки тому +6

      @@natevemuri9024 thats... thats literally the exact same amount of profit with more of a risk lol thats not how stonks work

  • @bigboybulbi
    @bigboybulbi 4 роки тому +11

    The Lord has posted, all must come and watch.

  • @jadonsmine1877
    @jadonsmine1877 4 роки тому +1

    To me, his description of console launches is basically me just buying a console whenever. He really described me getting any console at any point in time.

  • @adachisans5664
    @adachisans5664 4 роки тому +73

    Scott is like Neil Cicierega's and Brian David Gilbert's cousin

    • @NotFine
      @NotFine 4 роки тому +6

      Weirdly specific but okay

    • @theunnamedshow1373
      @theunnamedshow1373 4 роки тому +6

      @@NotFine but a perfect expectation not even going to lie

    • @MisterAppleEsq
      @MisterAppleEsq 4 роки тому

      And somehow he's the most normal.

  • @Schnapperlol_
    @Schnapperlol_ 4 роки тому +8

    I remember buying the Wii-U from ebay at launch, never got it delievered.

  • @Whom_
    @Whom_ 4 роки тому +80

    The reason most console launches didn’t work was because they didn’t bring enough fuel

  • @jacklajoie9126
    @jacklajoie9126 Місяць тому +1

    “Our Scott in the field” makes me think Scott is merely a single member of an entire race of Scotts. Kind like that one episode of Spongebob with the town of squidwards

  • @CountYourDaysCandyCadet
    @CountYourDaysCandyCadet 4 роки тому +375

    "Looks like Nintendo is proudly showing off a squirrel that it killed in my backyard"
    Is Nintendo a cat?

    • @techissus7449
      @techissus7449 4 роки тому +9

      More like *a killer queen eating spaghetti*

    • @TheDatabaseNetwork
      @TheDatabaseNetwork 4 роки тому +10

      I mean we got cat power-ups in Super Mario 3D World...sooo yeah.

    • @MimiCupcakeDean
      @MimiCupcakeDean 4 роки тому +6

      ..... catboy nintendo

    • @gabeskai
      @gabeskai 4 роки тому +8

      Given how Nintendo tends to do whatever they want, whether that be for or against our own detriment but we still can't help but adore them.... Yeah a cat would be pretty accurate.

    • @techissus7449
      @techissus7449 4 роки тому +5

      @@MimiCupcakeDean trans catboy Nintendo

  • @vargasbrothers23
    @vargasbrothers23 4 роки тому +398

    Ps5: exists
    Scalpers: “I’m about to ruin this mans whole stock.”

    • @alexjackyperson101
      @alexjackyperson101 4 роки тому +17

      Scalpers should go to the dumb hole

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 4 роки тому +1

      PS5*

    • @geraldnt
      @geraldnt 4 роки тому +10

      @@alexjackyperson101 no.
      worse.

    • @Steamlazer
      @Steamlazer 4 роки тому +3

      @@alexjackyperson101 I can't believe I'm saying this, but that's not enough. They need to go to the poo-poo hole

    • @Steamlazer
      @Steamlazer 4 роки тому +9

      @J-star exactly. Make sure they wasted all their money

  • @The_Gamer_91
    @The_Gamer_91 4 роки тому +20

    I love how UA-cam thinks Scott is talking about Nintendo Land.

  • @luislemus1131
    @luislemus1131 4 роки тому +82

    Is the “I thought you would be bigger/smaller” a reference the the Christmas bargain Madden 08 “you’re smaller than I thought “?

  • @princegoatcheese9379
    @princegoatcheese9379 4 роки тому +9

    "There are almost always reports of faulty units, which are usually drastically overblown"
    *Crobcat sweats profusely in the background*

  • @JoSephGD
    @JoSephGD 4 роки тому +183

    "Oh and there's also a tornado warning tonight, more on that tomorrow."
    *80% of our forces have been wiped out!*

    • @Josh-The_Spooky_Bastard-
      @Josh-The_Spooky_Bastard- 4 роки тому +2

      “Operation Big Wave is washed out...”

    • @WasItSky
      @WasItSky 4 роки тому

      @@Josh-The_Spooky_Bastard- fruity

    • @LittleLexi24
      @LittleLexi24 4 роки тому +2

      @@Josh-The_Spooky_Bastard-
      Sonic Forces reference

    • @Wafflyy
      @Wafflyy 4 роки тому +1

      Bruh

  • @TheEmbessyNetwork
    @TheEmbessyNetwork 4 роки тому +13

    (0:01) Is Wozniak News making a comeback?! I'm here for it!

  • @ericksotalol579
    @ericksotalol579 4 роки тому +108

    I thought Scott missed his uncle's funeral to get a million coins in NSMB2

    • @brokos3339
      @brokos3339 4 роки тому +17

      He missed both of his uncle's funerals

    • @markdork801
      @markdork801 3 роки тому +2

      I stopped playing nsmb2 when i got my switch now i just play minecraft and sonic mania

    • @neo-beo
      @neo-beo 3 роки тому +3

      His uncle died twice

    • @jeffdebie1032
      @jeffdebie1032 3 роки тому

      @@markdork801 what about mario oddesy or breath of the wild or splatoon 2 or mario kart 8 deluxe or red dead redemption 2 or batman the teltale story!

    • @markdork801
      @markdork801 3 роки тому

      @@jeffdebie1032 nah

  • @Sturben-qn7ph
    @Sturben-qn7ph 4 роки тому +4

    the fact Scott went through the effort to get knack gameplay shows just how much he cares about his fans

  • @toothmello
    @toothmello 4 роки тому +58

    “Let’s take it to scott in the field!”
    Scott: is at a Walgreens

  • @ratchetxtreme6591
    @ratchetxtreme6591 4 роки тому +190

    "This guy bought a Wii U at launch , move over jesus "
    - Scott

    • @lwfilms207
      @lwfilms207 4 роки тому +10

      As the Bible says, “For God so loved the world that he gave every human being a 32GB Wii U Deluxe Set”

    • @ratchetxtreme6591
      @ratchetxtreme6591 4 роки тому +5

      @@lwfilms207and Then the Wii U got crucified to die for Nintendo's sins .

    • @jasonsorin1021
      @jasonsorin1021 4 роки тому +4

      And after 3 days, the Switch rose from the cave and ascended to heaven.

    • @Omelander
      @Omelander 4 роки тому

      @@jasonsorin1021 the grave but ok

    • @megadude5662
      @megadude5662 4 роки тому

      Tbh i didn't even know the wii u existed until i played bayonetta for free on xbox one and wantwd to play the 2nd one.

  • @RedScatt
    @RedScatt 3 роки тому +15

    "Here's me buying the Nintendo Switch, Now where is the picture of me and my dad?"
    O O F

  • @haydenmaines5905
    @haydenmaines5905 4 роки тому +5

    Scott sounds so wholesome around the 1:00 mark, passionately talking about how great new console releases are;

  • @fracturedmind38
    @fracturedmind38 4 роки тому +44

    If Scott doesn’t acknowledge that he is a youtube channel..
    *THEN WHO IS HE TALKING TO*

  • @neomarioism
    @neomarioism 4 роки тому +185

    hey its the guy who plays peter in spiderman: miles morales

    • @portersona
      @portersona 4 роки тому +29

      Respect the hyphen in Spider-Man

    • @NoNamex1412
      @NoNamex1412 4 роки тому +6

      He didn't use the holo drones in this video sadly

    • @Rant.
      @Rant. 4 роки тому +2

      Its a fellow adam driver simp

    • @thehawk8332
      @thehawk8332 4 роки тому

      Terrifyingly Acurate.....

  • @norvaknight3867
    @norvaknight3867 4 роки тому +110

    HEY MORE THAN 3% CARE
    there’s like 4 and a half man

    • @derpithfacilities3515
      @derpithfacilities3515 4 роки тому +6

      Men men men, men men, men men men men men

    • @Nightenstaff
      @Nightenstaff 4 роки тому

      We're not counting halves, man. Either round up or down.

    • @DumDoDoor
      @DumDoDoor 4 роки тому

      @@Nightenstaff Guess we gotta teach our boys to act like grown ups, lol!