Is Jingle All the Way Really That Bad? - Rental Reviews

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  • @clarktooncrossing3975
    @clarktooncrossing3975 6 років тому +415

    I always considered Jingle all the Way being one of those fun, dumb 90s movies. It’s dripping in 90s cheese, and if you can’t laugh at Arnie beating up a warehouse full of scummy Santa’s, you just can’t laugh.

    • @LizardOfOz69
      @LizardOfOz69 6 років тому +15

      no wonder Doug hated it. he clearly doesn't have a sense of humor.

    • @hibookii
      @hibookii 6 років тому +5

      Tbh it's literally of my favorite Christmas movies. Only beat out by Die Hard.

    • @placebodomingo3277
      @placebodomingo3277 6 років тому +1

      CK-was-HERE Hilariousness

    • @SYCZ
      @SYCZ 6 років тому +5

      The Big Show is gonna deck your halls Bub.

    • @GanjsmostPrime
      @GanjsmostPrime 6 років тому +2

      @@hibookii same here dude. 90's kid right?

  • @CRAZYGREGFILMS
    @CRAZYGREGFILMS 6 років тому +258

    I never thought this movie was bad, I found it funny in many parts.

    • @chaser5616
      @chaser5616 6 років тому +13

      It darn funny, why people hate it? It's super memoriable

    • @bumblerinteractive1554
      @bumblerinteractive1554 6 років тому

      I know!

    • @I_Am_The_Social_Reject
      @I_Am_The_Social_Reject 6 років тому +6

      Just the internet's opinion which is never accurate to the truth. People too busy shitting on things to enjoy it

    • @humppa1111
      @humppa1111 6 років тому +1

      I love it.

    • @chaser5616
      @chaser5616 6 років тому +1

      @@I_Am_The_Social_Reject yeah , individual opinion is always the best,you enjoy it good for you ,they didn't enjoy it ,let them be ,it doesn't effect our own opinion :)

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 6 років тому +1208

    "Put that cookie down! NOW!"

  • @randomentertainment8617
    @randomentertainment8617 6 років тому +556

    Jingle All The Way in my opinion is so underrated. It's one of my favorite Christmas movies and it's a childhood favorite of mine.

    • @VaunShiz
      @VaunShiz 6 років тому +19

      It's so funny, snuggled nice safely under our tree hahaha

    • @cameronketch2363
      @cameronketch2363 6 років тому +11

      @@VaunShizThat was really a bomb?!? Sick world we're living in-sick people!

    • @TyMarshall007
      @TyMarshall007 5 років тому +1

      @@cameronketch2363 that was a funny line but very True

    • @Prizm44
      @Prizm44 5 років тому +2

      The next door neighbor Ted always cracks me up, he’s probably my favorite character 😄 “Ted, what the hell are you doing in my house!?”😂 I watch this movie probably every couple years, on Christmas 👍

    • @TyMarshall007
      @TyMarshall007 5 років тому +1

      @@Prizm44 the same actor from Small Soldiers

  • @shakeworldwide2031
    @shakeworldwide2031 6 років тому +409

    It's impossible to hate on this movie, especially when Phil Hartman is in it. RIP

    • @chatch621
      @chatch621 5 років тому +2

      Those shills aren't human...

    • @scorchx3000
      @scorchx3000 5 років тому +23

      Hi, I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from movies like Small Soldiers and Jingle all the way.

    • @jojoface4940
      @jojoface4940 5 років тому +1

      Phil hartman sucks

    • @mightycirus
      @mightycirus 5 років тому +5

      Cris James you cant bench press your way out of this one

    • @Dorian_Scott
      @Dorian_Scott 5 років тому +5

      PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN, *NOW!*

  • @ModestVejar
    @ModestVejar 6 років тому +130

    Good thing they can’t reboot Jingle all the way.
    The main character can just order turboman off of amazon on cyber Monday.

    • @Johnlindsey289
      @Johnlindsey289 5 років тому +3

      Remake you mean

    • @simnm8057
      @simnm8057 5 років тому +12

      Amazon could still run out of stock

    • @ethanhall9376
      @ethanhall9376 5 років тому +2

      They did though

    • @RapidStrength3
      @RapidStrength3 5 років тому

      Lmao for real no more midnight launches for games :/

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 4 роки тому +2

      They could remake it. Arnold’s character is smart and orders it online only for the shipment to get robbed by parents desperately looking for Turboman toys resulting in him having to go into the chaotic world of in person toy shopping to try and find it

  • @ThatsCoolJoshua
    @ThatsCoolJoshua 6 років тому +256

    Jingle All The Way is a personal favorite! didn't know it had a bad rep, I think it's campy and hilarious

    • @TRJ2241987
      @TRJ2241987 6 років тому +7

      My favorite thing about JotW is that for years after the fact on Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Arnold would come on the TV monitor and continue to plug this movie over and over again

    • @cyberghost121711
      @cyberghost121711 6 років тому

      Rap*

    • @GigawingsVideo
      @GigawingsVideo 6 років тому +4

      After watching Christmas with the Kranks it made Jingle all the way looks like a masterpiece

    • @unintentionaleffectiveness4393
      @unintentionaleffectiveness4393 6 років тому +2

      Same, I saw it as a child without social media and it was enjoyable and now it has a place as a childhood memory even if it’s not great. I always cherish this movie and going with my dad :)

    • @TheTsalop
      @TheTsalop 6 років тому +2

      Yeah, I agree. I really liked that movie.

  • @TheRogueWolf
    @TheRogueWolf 6 років тому +189

    I rented this back in the days of Blockbuster. It really wasn't bad at all. Like James says, it was kind of like a live-action cartoon, completely over-the-top and not even trying to take itself seriously. Schwarzenegger and Sinbad actually had some pretty good synergy together. And as someone who spent ten years working in retail, I can relate to the resentment of how overcommercialized the holiday was (and still is).

    • @postersandstuff
      @postersandstuff 5 років тому +2

      Like the brain Washington in Halloween 3 : buy masks , buy masks now !

    • @postersandstuff
      @postersandstuff 5 років тому +1

      Brain washing

  • @fartkerson
    @fartkerson 5 років тому +54

    "If you play a man a jingle, he'll jingle for a day. But if you teach a man to jingle -- he'll jingle all the way!"

  • @grandlotus2
    @grandlotus2 6 років тому +234

    This show is like hanging out with friends I wish I had.
    .

    • @Gaia_Gaistar
      @Gaia_Gaistar 4 роки тому +6

      Hahaha... damn :'(

    • @idea_music
      @idea_music 4 роки тому +2

      exactly what i was thinking lol couldnt have said it better

    • @Jay_SUBZ3R0
      @Jay_SUBZ3R0 4 роки тому +2

      I feel your pain dude.

    • @rpete598
      @rpete598 4 роки тому +3

      This is exactly how I feel.

    • @modest1989
      @modest1989 4 роки тому +1

      Jesus are all of y'all are still alive?

  • @BandaiNamcoAmerica
    @BandaiNamcoAmerica 6 років тому +141

    Great intro ;)

    • @snorange14
      @snorange14 4 роки тому +17

      how does this not have any replies

    • @jacksnacc6145
      @jacksnacc6145 4 роки тому +6

      Please make a Namco museum that has at least 30 games and lots of bonus features and interviews please!

    • @trakoize
      @trakoize 3 роки тому +4

      Bruh

    • @fuffilicious
      @fuffilicious 3 роки тому +3

      Why does this barely have any attention?

    • @Vulnresati
      @Vulnresati 3 роки тому +5

      Klonoa

  • @hugh2hoob668
    @hugh2hoob668 6 років тому +44

    Big Show, Anakin SkyWalker, Phil Hartman,
    Sindbad and of course Arnold
    Lots of legends in this film

  • @mrfig3588
    @mrfig3588 6 років тому +246

    why the hell did his kid want Turbo Man, when he could build his own pod racer?!

    • @juanchocorleone
      @juanchocorleone 6 років тому +13

      And droids.

    • @encycl07pedia-
      @encycl07pedia- 6 років тому +24

      Jake Lloyd was also two different characters in The Pretender as a dead pilot's son and Young Angelo.
      It would have been nice if people would have just left him alone. He's gotten into trouble with the law and suffers from schizophrenia because of his abuse at the hands of Star Wars "fans." The backlash from his Star Wars role basically ruined his life.

    • @DragonTigerBoss
      @DragonTigerBoss 5 років тому +4

      Jake Lloyd's mental health suffered a great deal from the Phantom Menace fallout, I agree. Do you know if schizophrenia has environmental triggers though? Environment can certainly make it worse, but I thought it was largely from heredity and mutation.

    • @iceg6621
      @iceg6621 5 років тому +8

      MrFig 358
      he should've tried spinning; that's a cool trick

    • @punkuke
      @punkuke 5 років тому +4

      @@DragonTigerBoss I don't know if other, pre-existing causes also need to be present, but I do know that schizophrenia can be at least partially caused by environmental triggers.

  • @HahnKirby
    @HahnKirby 6 років тому +60

    Jingle all the way was one of those movies that I would just watch on repeat as a kid. I can remember watching all the way through it, then as soon as the tape finished rewinding and popped out of the VCR I would walk over and push it back in. I made my parents so sick of it, they actually still bring it up sometimes. XD

  • @jonathanrios8316
    @jonathanrios8316 6 років тому +78

    YO! that editing with him chasing the kid and the scenes from Commando, had me rolling!!!

  • @skmediavideo
    @skmediavideo 6 років тому +86

    I loved this movie as a kid. Watched it on VHS at my grandma’s every Christmas break.

    • @BainesMkII
      @BainesMkII 6 років тому +1

      I've found kids love this film, as in they'll want to watch it multiple times every year in the months around Christmas, at least for a few years.

    • @michelangelo5903
      @michelangelo5903 6 років тому +1

      VHS.....everything was great lol well except rewinding star wars that sucked

  • @Dirtybob23
    @Dirtybob23 6 років тому +137

    The movie is great! Who doesn't want a turbo man for xmas? Happy holidays!

    • @retrohero8770
      @retrohero8770 6 років тому +2

      I want Booster!

    • @thomasc.5219
      @thomasc.5219 6 років тому

      @@retrohero8770 Booster? Who wants Booster. :)

    • @Bazooka_Sharks
      @Bazooka_Sharks 6 років тому +1

      I have a turbo man 😎

    • @multishit6664
      @multishit6664 6 років тому +1

      I actually got a turbo man that year LOL ...blew my mind that it was a real toy at the time.

    • @SmrtPhonRtistCF
      @SmrtPhonRtistCF 6 років тому

      @@multishit6664 it sure was, though it was available in my local thrift shop, but didn't felt like getting it yet, I regretted it ever since.

  • @residentelect
    @residentelect 6 років тому +34

    "I'm gonna deck your halls bub!"
    Best line Santa has ever said...

  • @RamiTestsGames
    @RamiTestsGames 5 років тому +22

    I am 32 and I still watch this movie during Christmas :D I loved this movie as a child so much.

    • @branscombe_
      @branscombe_ 5 років тому +2

      Rami Al-Omari 34 here and me too bro. High five

  • @pabdiary
    @pabdiary 6 років тому +15

    I think it was pure genius to pair up Arnold and SINBAD! How could anyone have guessed that two actors that were so polar opposite could be so much fun in a movie. I love it.

  • @tbirdUCW6ReAJ
    @tbirdUCW6ReAJ 6 років тому +104

    Phil Hartman...so tragic what happened to him, he was a real talent

    • @tbirdUCW6ReAJ
      @tbirdUCW6ReAJ 6 років тому +21

      VixXstazosJOB He was murdered by his wife who then killed herself.

    • @billsandiego3385
      @billsandiego3385 6 років тому +3

      Definitely! He was so funny on Newsradio.

    • @billsandiego3385
      @billsandiego3385 6 років тому +2

      @asian dude She was a drug addict

    • @sonyx4500
      @sonyx4500 6 років тому +2

      @asian dude You can fall in love with the wrong person you know.

    • @benconway9010
      @benconway9010 6 років тому

      why did she kill him for?

  • @DirtyHarry7243
    @DirtyHarry7243 6 років тому +77

    I like it cause Arnold makes even the most shittiest of movies entertaining.

    • @Psyrgery
      @Psyrgery 6 років тому +1

      Dwayne Johnson might want to have a lil chat with you

    • @bigkmoviesandgames
      @bigkmoviesandgames 6 років тому +16

      @@Psyrgery Arnold is better imo.

    • @Gondarth
      @Gondarth 6 років тому

      Except Sabotage and possibly Terminator Genisys...

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 6 років тому +191

    "Put That Cookie Down"!!!

    • @Chrai0n
      @Chrai0n 6 років тому +6

      "NOW!"

    • @NebadonAdams
      @NebadonAdams 6 років тому +3

      Put that- Put that- Put that-
      Cookie
      Put that- Put that- Put that-
      CookiePut that- Put that- Put that-
      CookiePut that-
      Cookie
      Down
      NOW...

    • @987654321boum
      @987654321boum 6 років тому +2

      @@NebadonAdamsDOWN, DOWN, DOWN, COOKIE DOWN, DOWN COOKIE DOWN, PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN NOWWW!!!

  • @MoarRushPl0x
    @MoarRushPl0x 2 роки тому +100

    I miss this era of Cinemassacre with Tony, Kieran, and Justin.

    • @DeceasedChannel-r1i
      @DeceasedChannel-r1i Рік тому +15

      I know a lot of people hated this era and it wasn't my favorite, but I can't help but feel a little nostalgic for it now

    • @Seantendo
      @Seantendo Рік тому +14

      I didn't even register that it was over. That's how quick it went by.

    • @Harperlarp
      @Harperlarp 8 місяців тому +2

      And here I am about to say I miss this show/era of Cinemassacre.

    • @Randomlad.0737
      @Randomlad.0737 7 місяців тому +3

      I don't like this era, but it's definitely overhated

    • @tthomaselli2
      @tthomaselli2 5 місяців тому +3

      MoarRushPl0x- So do I.
      Great times...

  • @catguy4996
    @catguy4996 5 років тому +10

    I never thought Jingle all the Way was even bad at all, it's one of my favourite Christmas films. It has a good moral which people can follow too: "Don't leave Christmas shopping until the last second"

  • @blake3one6
    @blake3one6 6 років тому +68

    Jingle all the Way is an AWESOME movie, the hell..

  • @thenostalgiafactor5023
    @thenostalgiafactor5023 6 років тому +96

    No, Jingle All the Way is great! My wife's cousins live about 5 min. away from the house used in this movie.

  • @kingeatking
    @kingeatking 6 років тому +120

    Love this movie. One of my favourite Xmas flicks.

    • @thenightmancometh93
      @thenightmancometh93 6 років тому

      It’s always been a classic in my family. I never knew people generally thought it was bad

  • @followertheleader
    @followertheleader 6 років тому +54

    "Nobody likes you Booster!"

  • @cosmodeus1720
    @cosmodeus1720 6 років тому +46

    Put that cookie down. NOW!

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 6 років тому +64

    Oh the 90s when they could make a joke about postal workers snapping and sending bombs in the mail....it was a simpler time

    • @seanmichaels8060
      @seanmichaels8060 6 років тому +8

      They could have cartoons where guns get brought into a movie theater. I remember watching an episode of the Disney afternoon cartoon Darkwing Duck as a kid where NegaDuck pulls out a gun in the theater. I'm pretty sure that would be banned nowadays.
      This was back when people didn't go crazy when real guns appeared in cartoons.

    • @DragnSly
      @DragnSly 6 років тому +4

      The 90's also seemed to have this weird obsession with marital infidelity jokes and subplots in kid's movies, too. I remember there was one with Halle Berry in the live action Flintstones, as well as a joke about a guy's secretary sitting in his lap in the opening scene of The Santa Clause.
      The 90's were wild, man.

    • @seanmichaels8060
      @seanmichaels8060 6 років тому

      @@DragnSly The 90's were great though. That's why they're rebooting all the TV shows that were popular in the 90's and also Seinfeld reruns will be airing until the end of the world.

    • @moriellymoproblems7842
      @moriellymoproblems7842 6 років тому +2

      @@seanmichaels8060 it was also back when people just decided to ignore certain problems instead of dealing with them head on. I say this as a person who grew up in the 90s.

    • @moriellymoproblems7842
      @moriellymoproblems7842 6 років тому

      @@merces47letifer4 yep, certain people, the best kinds of people, tremendous. Believe me, believe me.

  • @iJerseyDevil
    @iJerseyDevil 6 років тому +79

    There are people who don't like Jingle All The Way? It's maybe my favorite Christmas movie! It's intentionally overly goofy, full of hilarious moments and lots of heart. People don't seem to understand the whole "silly on purpose" genre, like this or Pixels or a few other good movies

    • @nickmanzo8459
      @nickmanzo8459 6 років тому +2

      iJerseyDevil I hate this movie. I get that it was supposed to be silly on purpose, and I totally understand that genre, I’m a huge fan of movies like Airplane!, Young Frankenstein, and The Naked Gun. Those movies are hilariously silly, but they work for me because they exhibit a surreal balance between taking themselves seriously, and then suddenly turning in the silly to make you suddenly realize how silly what they are spoofing is. This movie never takes itself seriously enough to justify its sudden silliness, it’s like a cartoon. A bad cartoon. Silly throughout with no consistent logic or respect for reality.

    • @thestwinner680
      @thestwinner680 6 років тому +5

      @Dan S Well, I don't agree with his OPINION but he's got a point in his description, and really it all comes down to...a matter of taste, OPINION actually. Yours - ours - differs from his (though I understand and consider those movies [mentioned by *Nick Manzo* ] more cerebrally complex, _Jingle All The Way_ is consciously more silly, and kid-friendly with the more mindless gags and slapstick.) *Still, each of us has an OPINION,* and you just shat on his, insulting him furthermore. Come on dude! - Right before Christmas, EVEN on the internet?! Don't be rude, or you'll witness Santa's _Slay_ :P I'd like to be the one "to make you suddenly realize how silly" what people arguing over difference of opinion really is! It's childish - if anything, people could learn from one another's experience and perspective. FACTS have to be correct, opinions DON'T.
      Anyway, Happy Holidays

    • @sofakingonmynuts1438
      @sofakingonmynuts1438 5 років тому

      I think if you grew up with jingle all the way you find it ok, if you had to watch it as a critic there is less nostalgia. Its an ok movie of its time, nothing ground breaking, i have watched it a few times as a kid, i would say low replay value.

  • @Woodenspade
    @Woodenspade 6 років тому +41

    I loved watching this on Cartoon Network back in 2012. It was hilarious! Especially because of how hard the Dad tried to support his son as much as possible.

    • @afrosheenix
      @afrosheenix 6 років тому +8

      They would replace him with a super mom these days. A true classic.

    • @jat4651
      @jat4651 6 років тому +3

      Fuck his son. The son wsd a fucking prick.

  • @NikateeN
    @NikateeN 6 років тому +147

    One of my all time favorite Christmas movies!!

    • @dave2518
      @dave2518 6 років тому +1

      Mine too

    • @BundytheGeek
      @BundytheGeek 6 років тому +2

      Yes it is a good movie :) @@dave2518

  • @YungToneySnow
    @YungToneySnow 6 років тому +28

    I’m 32 and this was and still is my shit 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

    • @lyneismydogsnamenow
      @lyneismydogsnamenow 3 роки тому

      I hear ya! I still laugh so much when Sinbad goes "You too, Barnaby Jones!" 😂😂😂

  • @sixbillion3464
    @sixbillion3464 6 років тому +59

    Hell no! Jingle All The Way is a classic for me.

  • @5starview
    @5starview 6 років тому +40

    This is a God tier Christmas movie.

  • @jesseswarbrick7895
    @jesseswarbrick7895 6 років тому +36

    "Mom's outside petting Ted" lol .....love Jingle All The Way

  • @phatdookie4207
    @phatdookie4207 6 років тому +87

    *My cousin looks like a small version of the big show. We call him the Little Show.*

    • @biblegirl
      @biblegirl 6 років тому +1

      awesome

    • @picoaga
      @picoaga 6 років тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

    • @turdgrimlin4773
      @turdgrimlin4773 6 років тому

      PhatDookie 420 I have a feeling you and your cousin are not on the best of terms.

    • @phatdookie4207
      @phatdookie4207 6 років тому

      @@turdgrimlin4773 don't trust your feelings then.

    • @jojoface4940
      @jojoface4940 5 років тому

      Sounds pretty dumb

  • @setokaiba200x
    @setokaiba200x 6 років тому +33

    Home Alone 1 and 2 were my #1 all time favorite Christmas movie, then came along Jingle All the Way taking their spot :)

    • @postersandstuff
      @postersandstuff 5 років тому +2

      Its good but not that good :p

    • @jrgarza1964
      @jrgarza1964 5 років тому +3

      postersandstuff Its better than Elf..

    • @Dorian_Scott
      @Dorian_Scott 5 років тому

      @@jrgarza1964 Elf is *WAY* better than this horrible movie. Jingle all the Way is just dull, uninteresting, and not that funny.

    • @bigyoshi7134
      @bigyoshi7134 4 роки тому +1

      @@Dorian_Scott But that's just like, your opinion, man

  • @urboiijeffy253
    @urboiijeffy253 6 років тому +126

    I like how the whole movie they call Turboman a Doll. Everytime.

    • @marieschrader9150
      @marieschrader9150 6 років тому +1

      Haha

    • @Matrix803
      @Matrix803 6 років тому +8

      LOL xD Actually I was watching through the movie, and I think at one point Merlin corrects Howard as he's leaving the diner and says it's an action figure. o: I could have that wrong though.
      EDIT: oops, Myron, not Merlin xD

    • @ARescueToaster
      @ARescueToaster 6 років тому +6

      I think this is something that most parents from this era would do, particularly mothers. I believe they call them "dolls" probably because that's what mothers had when they were kids, and I believe it's only been since around the 70's / 80's when companies started making "action figures" for boys (and now man babies) when in the past they would have Tonka Trucks, toy guns and things like that.
      I could be totally wrong, though.. just some speculation :-)

    • @BigAL68xyz
      @BigAL68xyz 6 років тому +9

      @@ARescueToaster My dad called my Star Wars figures and superheroes dolls all the time just to piss me off. He knew I hated it.

    • @craigmiller2101
      @craigmiller2101 6 років тому

      Films they are though

  • @brandonwebster1633
    @brandonwebster1633 6 років тому +60

    YOUR WIFE'S COOKIES ARE OUT OF THIS WORLD! MMM!. OOH! THESE COOKIES! R.I.P. Phil Hartman

    • @MegaManXPoweredUp
      @MegaManXPoweredUp 6 років тому +10

      *PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!!! NOW!!!*

    • @tsstevensts
      @tsstevensts 6 років тому +2

      *NOW!!! PUT IT DOWN!!! PUT THAT PUT THAT COOKIE PUT THAT PUT THAT COOKIE PUT THAT PUT THAT COOKIE PUT THAT PUT THAT PUT THAT PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!!!* @@MegaManXPoweredUp

    • @Whydoesthissitesuck
      @Whydoesthissitesuck 6 років тому +3

      His drugged up wife shot him while he was sleeping

    • @benconway9010
      @benconway9010 6 років тому +1

      when was Hartman killed?

  • @mrcat3493
    @mrcat3493 6 років тому +89

    Jake Lloyd? What was his midichlorian count in this movie ?

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 6 років тому +12

      *OVER 9,000!!!!*

    • @r0bw00d
      @r0bw00d 6 років тому +2

      Damn it, you beat me to it! (o:Þ

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 6 років тому

      @@r0bw00d
      It's ok, you'll get it next time! 👍

    • @kimmolaine8069
      @kimmolaine8069 6 років тому +2

      Over ninethousaaaaaaaaand!!1

    • @jeffdavis6657
      @jeffdavis6657 6 років тому +2

      @@thatonea-hole Not even Master Yoda's is that high!

  • @giovannimorales588
    @giovannimorales588 Рік тому +4

    I miss rental reviews. Really was one of the best movie review content. I look forward to it every week.

  • @hutte1751
    @hutte1751 5 років тому +13

    I thought this movie definitely had some great scenes. I've enjoyed Sinbad since his standup days. Even in unnecessary roughness. Phil is wonderful as always. Absolutely underrated. I wouldn't call it great, but it's good for sure.

  • @kaneinight
    @kaneinight 6 років тому +47

    I honestly never hear anyone say anything bad about Jingle All The Way. Anyone who takes it seriously enough to pick out its flaws and find a million reasons to criticize it, are not people I want in my life. It's not supposed to be thought of as a brilliant work of art. It's a dumb but hilarious and entertaining Christmas movie that never gets old. I loved it as a kid, and I still love it as an adult.

    • @MrMillionDub
      @MrMillionDub 6 років тому +1

      "It's not supposed to be thought of as a brilliant work of art."
      That's not an argument. That's a dismissal.

    • @jamstonjulian6947
      @jamstonjulian6947 6 років тому +4

      I don't think anyone has ever argued it's meant to be a great work of art.

    • @phatdookie4207
      @phatdookie4207 6 років тому +1

      I think it belongs in the realm of so bad it is good but I just don't like it. Not for any particular reason, just not for me. It just isn't funny.

    • @marloges
      @marloges 6 років тому +1

      Just look up the IMDb score or average user rating on Letterboxd, people really seem to hate the movie for some reason... I honestly don't get it, it's targeted at kids and I utterly loved it in my childhood. So it did everything right...

  • @invisipunk
    @invisipunk 6 років тому +58

    Please review National Lampoons Christmas Vacation! Best Christmas movie!!

    • @thomasc.5219
      @thomasc.5219 6 років тому +6

      I may be in the minority. But I think that is so overrated. It has a couple jokes that are funny but overall it's not that great.

    • @lastofmygeneration
      @lastofmygeneration 6 років тому +1

      Oh come on.

    • @iamradical
      @iamradical 6 років тому +2

      “Don’t throw me down Clark”

    • @HIDHIFDB
      @HIDHIFDB 6 років тому +5

      The shitter its full

    • @wilkiedriver
      @wilkiedriver 6 років тому +2

      @@thomasc.5219 It's 100% fair to say it's overrated, and I love that movie.

  • @ropyspoop8508
    @ropyspoop8508 6 років тому +90

    Jingle All the Way is my favorite guilty pleasure.

    • @jamiehoward6505
      @jamiehoward6505 6 років тому +1

      One of mine too.

    • @kingeatking
      @kingeatking 6 років тому +6

      There is nothing guilty about this masterpiece 🤔

    • @BobPantsSpongeSquare97
      @BobPantsSpongeSquare97 6 років тому +3

      Yeah same. I recognize its not a good movie but I still get some enjoyment over how dumb it is

    • @knightghost1782
      @knightghost1782 6 років тому +1

      Never liked using that term.
      I don't feel guilty for liking a movie. Even if it's bad

    • @thomasc.5219
      @thomasc.5219 6 років тому +2

      No need to be a guilty pleasure. It's awesome.

  • @daviddenis4178
    @daviddenis4178 6 років тому +12

    There is one good scene in the extended cut when Sinbad is actually listing all the guns on the Johnny 7 OMA. It's the one scene I wish they didn't cut.

  • @PThack88
    @PThack88 6 років тому +59

    It’s nestled safely under our tree

    • @wurty
      @wurty 6 років тому +10

      PThack88 ...Under our tree...

    • @andrew199315
      @andrew199315 6 років тому +10

      @@wurty... ᵁⁿᵈᵉʳ ᵒᵘʳ ᵗʳᵉᵉ...

  • @YoumuHoover
    @YoumuHoover 6 років тому +32

    *PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN! NOW!*

  • @invisi-bullexploration2374
    @invisi-bullexploration2374 6 років тому +9

    What's not to love?! Phil Hartman, great one liners. Even Sinbad managed to make me chuckle with the whole "Out of my way, box!"

  • @M2Mil7er
    @M2Mil7er 6 років тому +66

    Why was it difficult for Jamie to reach the Turboman toys?
    He didn't have the high ground.

  • @mattstanford9673
    @mattstanford9673 4 роки тому +3

    Not getting TurboMan is the real reason Anakin turned into Darth Vader.

  • @joshuaromerogonzalez945
    @joshuaromerogonzalez945 Рік тому +2

    I remember watching this as a kid. Ever since I have a sweet spot for this film.
    Rewatched it a few years back, and now it’s a holiday tradition to watch every December.
    I like that it tackles last minute shoppings, and the desperation of traveling across all town, looking for a specific toy/gift; a situation a lot of us have been in

  • @sparrow420500
    @sparrow420500 6 років тому +31

    I honestly don't understand why this movie gets such a bad rap. There is NOTHING wrong with this movie, as far as Christmas movies go. Maybe Jake Lloyd could've been better and Sinbad is Sinbad, but Jake was a little kid and Sinbad is Sinbad. I think people just confuse the definitions of "bad movie" and "movie I don't like" The movie had everything a Christmas movie should have. A "Christmas feel" throughout, satirization of Christmas commercialization, "bad santas", and even a fight scene against the bad santas. It has learned lessons, a look at Christmas through the eyes of both children and adults. It even includes fairly original jokes, like a false "Christmas bomb" sent through the mail which turns out to be a real bomb. The movie even has a call back to Conan, when Arnold knocks out a reindeer, instead of a camel. He even later shares some beer with said reindeer. It is all set to the tone of an epic Christmas quest . . . STOP HATING ON JUNGLE ALL THE WAY!!

  • @garlandragland
    @garlandragland 6 років тому +28

    Bad!? This is my favorite "modern" Christmas movie

  • @redeyedbandit1251
    @redeyedbandit1251 6 років тому +19

    I'm actually shocked to learn that the Johnny Seven OMA gun was actually a real toy.

  • @AleXz971
    @AleXz971 6 років тому +9

    I really enjoyed this movie, but then again I was a kid not really paying attention to the bad things about the movie or it's sillyness. And if I rewatch it today it still makes me laugh.

  • @Shadowstar1311
    @Shadowstar1311 2 місяці тому +2

    I heard a narration of “Cat in the Hat” recited in a dark, serious tone with horror music in the background, and it makes a great horror story.

  • @jake7499
    @jake7499 6 років тому +23

    Aw, I miss Phil Hartman.

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 6 років тому +55

    9:06 "Damn it, Jerry!"

    • @Jumperman12mac
      @Jumperman12mac 6 років тому +1

      HAHAHA THAT LAUGHTER

    • @TRJ2241987
      @TRJ2241987 6 років тому +1

      Never noticed Chris Parnell was in JotW

  • @booker80
    @booker80 6 років тому +22

    Y’all should review Scrooged next.

  • @coflow9719
    @coflow9719 6 років тому +15

    My grandpa, extremely strict, watched this movie like 90 times.

  • @zues2013
    @zues2013 6 років тому +29

    jingle all the way was THE christmas movie for me growing up in the 90s along with Christmas Vacation

    • @johnnycache34
      @johnnycache34 5 років тому

      Christmas vacation is probably my fave

    • @xShotgunSurgeryx
      @xShotgunSurgeryx 5 років тому

      Fugiwaratofu860 I agree but just add The Santa Clause.

  • @Afghanistan_Baby-Oh-Yeah
    @Afghanistan_Baby-Oh-Yeah 6 років тому +54

    "Have some Non-Alcoholic Eggnog".

  • @dylantennant6594
    @dylantennant6594 6 років тому +25

    This is a sick world we’re living in, sick people.

  • @ItsToXley
    @ItsToXley 6 років тому +25

    No Jingle All the Way movie rental at Cinemassacre Video? I guess I'll have to go to Big Choice Video! 😂

  • @OptimusSatanas
    @OptimusSatanas 5 років тому +6

    One of the few channels where i actually rewatch vids.

  • @gamerex9378
    @gamerex9378 6 років тому +5

    I haven't considered this a bad movie in years. So many lines of dialogue in this move are hilarious with the phone call about cookies being the highest of quality.

  • @Rhomega
    @Rhomega 6 років тому +9

    We watch this every year, it's just dumb fun. My mom loves Myron's line "You too, Barnaby Jones!", followed by that "I'm gonna do it!" face.

  • @MurdaMike2011
    @MurdaMike2011 6 років тому +48

    Can’t go a Christmas without it

  • @izzyleanne
    @izzyleanne 6 років тому +12

    It's cheesy, crazy , improbable, impossible, ludicrous and ...... I love it. Guiltiest pleasure 😋

  • @jeremey89jl
    @jeremey89jl 6 років тому +6

    Please do a video on Mr. Nanny
    I immediately thought of it at the start of the video and also at the end.
    The kids room in mr nanny was Absolutely incredible. Suburban commando is another classic of the 90’s

  • @trainsNwrestlin
    @trainsNwrestlin 6 років тому +20

    Merry Christmas AVGN

  • @supersped21
    @supersped21 6 років тому +5

    Merry Christmas James!!! And everyone love you guys !!

  • @WilsTube
    @WilsTube 6 років тому +37

    The sequel’s really shit, because its unfunny, has little to do with the original, and stars the LJN of comedy sequels Larry the Cable Guy!

    • @Seriona1
      @Seriona1 6 років тому +3

      @@Radeo Can I kill myself?

    • @giznad138
      @giznad138 6 років тому

      I'll put it this way. I fell asleep watching Kindergarten Cop 2, but actually finished Jingle All the Way 2. :)

    • @phatdookie4207
      @phatdookie4207 6 років тому

      @Social Crime Media naw, he does shit stand up too.

    • @iAsbestos
      @iAsbestos 6 років тому

      theres a sequel wtf?

  • @jesseswarbrick7895
    @jesseswarbrick7895 6 років тому +23

    Review the 90s Christmas movie starring Nicolas Cage, Dana Carvey and Jon Lovitz called Trapped in Paradise(1994) ....such an underrated Christmas movie that not alot of people know about

    • @mikedestructive
      @mikedestructive 6 років тому +2

      Mannn I haven't seen that in forever.

    • @danielcorey2156
      @danielcorey2156 6 років тому

      Comedy Central had like a two year period where they played it ALL the time.

    • @devilmikey00
      @devilmikey00 6 років тому +1

      That movie is great.

    • @thekragle9102
      @thekragle9102 6 років тому +1

      I had it on VHS and watched it a lot. Idk how I forgot about it until now, need to buy it again.

    • @datingsas
      @datingsas 6 років тому +1

      Do not remember this one. Will check it out thanks.

  • @mitchellemmenmusic895
    @mitchellemmenmusic895 4 роки тому +1

    I am soo homesick to the 90's. James's videos are the only thing that brings me back to that time.

  • @stephenhutton7103
    @stephenhutton7103 4 роки тому +1

    Have you guys heard of the band, Austrian Death Machine? They make death metal songs out of Arnold's quotes including the cookies line.
    And no mention of Jamie = young Anakin?

  • @tronlorne9328
    @tronlorne9328 6 років тому +18

    This film has been a Christmas classic for 20 years and anyone that disagrees with that is crazy. Comedy gold.

  • @Grarrgle
    @Grarrgle 6 років тому +4

    I know it's nothing to do with the movie, but I just wanted to say I really love how you guys handle your sponsors. Ye make it super clear, and try to have fun with it. Wish more UA-camrs could be as good.

  • @kajsagauza
    @kajsagauza 6 років тому +33

    Cinemassacre reinvented itself with the rental series. It's really good 😊

    • @memyselfi9576
      @memyselfi9576 6 років тому +3

      Agreed I love this series

    • @utecastronoova863
      @utecastronoova863 6 років тому

      Katarzyna Gauza disagree for me avgn is still his best work. Unfortunately even that has mellowed out James.

    • @kajsagauza
      @kajsagauza 6 років тому

      I love AVGN and I agree it's a hit or miss recently. I meant that James & Mike Mondays is stale, Board James ended, Monster Madness is gone (this year it was just a marathon, which I could prepare myself with a UA-cam playlist) but rental reviews is fresh and funny.

  • @wildsmiley
    @wildsmiley 6 років тому +5

    I have a request for Rental Review. You guys HAVE to do The Last Dragon, a stone cold ‘80s classic.

  • @darthbane2669
    @darthbane2669 6 років тому

    I love that you can make your basement or wherever your movie collection is at look like a passable rental store so awesome, I can only imagine if you were to collect legos the kind of display you could come up with!

  • @cjtheejuic3839
    @cjtheejuic3839 6 років тому +45

    Still not as bad as Christmas with the cranks.

    • @DareToBeDeviant
      @DareToBeDeviant 6 років тому +2

      By far. Kranks is so bad I saw the whole movie was on this site like so many other bad movies neither UA-cam staff or production company even cares. Right up there with _Home Alone 4_ ...which I couldn't make past the 10 minute mark. -_-

    • @Alexinytown
      @Alexinytown 6 років тому

      Christmas with the Kranks is on all the time. You'd think no one knows there are other Tim Allen Christmas movies.
      Now on FreeForm--24 hours of The Santa Clause 3.....never mind.

    • @jimduggan8962
      @jimduggan8962 6 років тому

      Its not bad at all.

    • @BigAL68xyz
      @BigAL68xyz 6 років тому

      My only real problem with Christmas with the Kranks was Austin Pendleton as Santa Claus. David Huddleston and Sir Richard Attenborough were among the best actors to play Santa. The Kranks movie had the opposite end of the spectrum.

  • @ivargas220iv
    @ivargas220iv 6 років тому +19

    I didn't find it all that bad. It's your typical holiday fluff.....but as a fan of Sinbad and Phil hartman i enjoyed this and "Houseguest"

  • @jonadkins1792
    @jonadkins1792 6 років тому +13

    Someone's mom fighting someone over a toy at Christmas? Heck, growing up here in wv, as a teenager, i witnessed my mom wanting to fight a guy at krogers because he cut her off in a aisle with a buggy.

    • @graciegj63
      @graciegj63 6 років тому

      People are just insane at this time of year. Everything has gone commercial.

    • @52Tmacfan
      @52Tmacfan 6 років тому +1

      Thank you for saying "buggy". people look at me weird for not saying "shopping cart". I grew up saying buggy.

    • @jonadkins1792
      @jonadkins1792 6 років тому

      @@52Tmacfan it will always be buggy. Lol

  • @tthomaselli2
    @tthomaselli2 3 роки тому +1

    This movie also featured The Big Show from WWE/WWF, as well.
    At the time he was making this movie, he was under contract with WCW.

  • @angrymoviekid
    @angrymoviekid 3 роки тому +2

    Where did you find the VHS effect?

  • @darrinEH
    @darrinEH 6 років тому +19

    I LOVE this movie! This is a GOOD comedy movie. It satirizes commercialism and Christmas shopping. All the actors give good performances. It's heartwarming. Great quick pace. If STUPID CRITICS never called this movie "dumb" or "campy" or "silly", everyone would see it for what it truly is. A CLASSIC!

    • @user-si9fx4xb6v
      @user-si9fx4xb6v 6 років тому +1

      I agree, I saw this movie in my local theatre in 1996 and I loved it. I still enjoy watching this movie every year at Christmas time. The parade scene is one of my favorite parts of the movie. It was amazing seeing all of those childhood fictional characters again, especially seeing Leonardo from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
      I even enjoyed the extended cut, it was really funny seeing Sinbad talk about the Johnny Seven O.M.A. gun in detail and seeing Arnold trying to figure how to tell his wife why he did not a Turbo Man, with the tow truck driver.

    • @KTF0
      @KTF0 6 років тому +1

      I thought Sinbad and Arnold's relationship was very Looney Tunes.

  • @urboiijeffy253
    @urboiijeffy253 6 років тому +37

    You should do a list of Christmas movies you don't realize are Christmas movies. Like Gremlins and Die hard.

    • @johnrose1342
      @johnrose1342 6 років тому +5

      Jaws the revenge!!!!!

    • @jesseswarbrick7895
      @jesseswarbrick7895 6 років тому +6

      Lethal Weapon, Vice Versa, Trading Places, Batman Returns

    • @gyromurphy
      @gyromurphy 6 років тому +1

      I second this.

    • @A-Dubs398
      @A-Dubs398 6 років тому +4

      Iron Man 3.

    • @mandygreen9134
      @mandygreen9134 6 років тому +1

      The stupidest Xmas movie is the star wars. Very creepy and will give any 70s and 80s kid nightmares for years scaring him for life and has to get therapy in his adulthood to try to fix his warped mind! This movie probably made a few future serial killers!

  • @artsshorts
    @artsshorts 6 років тому +4

    This movie is awesome. As a young man i can admit i never felt close to my father as a youngling but this movie actually made me think a-lot about things my father may do for me even if i wasn’t aware of them. Even without the toy plot

  • @ProTreeVideos
    @ProTreeVideos 6 років тому +256

    Hey random person scrolling down the comments..
    Have an excellent day :)

  • @poposterous236
    @poposterous236 6 років тому +16

    James' grandma sounds like she was a badass.

  • @michaelvieregge2257
    @michaelvieregge2257 6 років тому +31

    Jingle All The Way rules

  • @nik700
    @nik700 6 років тому +8

    It's not christmas until ou see Arnold trying to get a TurboMan

  • @Grandmastergav86
    @Grandmastergav86 6 років тому +5

    It was the beginning of Arnie's real downward spiral. Great to see Phil Hartman here though. "Hi I'm Troy McClure"

  • @jeffdavis6657
    @jeffdavis6657 6 років тому +2

    I did not know that was Big Show, I thought it was Brad Garrett. Anyway, are you doing "A Christmas Story"?

  • @devidevitto
    @devidevitto 6 років тому +7

    "My son want every movie the big show has been in you got to help me" i didnt know i was your son