Stuff Band Kids Say

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  • Опубліковано 11 тра 2012
  • we say the darndest things.
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  • @clarasanchez7208
    @clarasanchez7208 8 років тому +2826

    *leaves own funeral * sorry.. I have band

    • @missseaweed2462
      @missseaweed2462 7 років тому +18

      Truth there is in those words, young Jazzwalker.

    • @_R0RA_
      @_R0RA_ 7 років тому +22

      clara sanchez. *leaves own funeral* wait I have a concert today I can't die

    • @markgaddie6290
      @markgaddie6290 7 років тому +6

      That's probably what will happen at my funeral.

    • @eirabugs
      @eirabugs 6 років тому +1

      clara sanchez
      Oh my god that is so accurate

    • @chickpea1774
      @chickpea1774 6 років тому +2

      clara sanchez 👏👏👏👏👏

  • @darkrat5252
    @darkrat5252 5 років тому +1307

    Band director: alright so I’m guessing non of y’all practiced over the summer
    Me: sorry i had band

    • @mialucas5065
      @mialucas5065 5 років тому +1

      @Hogwarts Tutor actually everything

    • @mariahcarter5343
      @mariahcarter5343 5 років тому

      @Infinite the Illusionist HT you have a separate camp for color guard?!? Lucky

    • @mariahcarter5343
      @mariahcarter5343 5 років тому +1

      @Infinite the Illusionist HT that makes sense, my school doesn't do Winter Guard so I kind of forgot it was a thing

    • @JLU61307
      @JLU61307 2 роки тому +1

      I didn't and it was a big mistake

  • @annenelson2851
    @annenelson2851 6 років тому +2155

    *reed splits in half*
    Aw man I chipped it

  • @crucial5673
    @crucial5673 6 років тому +2623

    *Legend has it... The kid never found his mouth piece...*

  • @KeilanaSingh
    @KeilanaSingh 7 років тому +3022

    *laying in the hospital bed on life support* sorry I have band *unplugs and marches to band practice*

    • @megagirlgamer2279
      @megagirlgamer2279 7 років тому +2

      United Airlines love your profile pic ^J^

    • @missseaweed2462
      @missseaweed2462 7 років тому +18

      There is truth in those words, young Jazzwalker.

    • @yamesswole2816
      @yamesswole2816 7 років тому +50

      Keilana Singh *Gets disintegrated*
      *Pulls particles together*
      Sorry, I have band.

    • @drakonwarlord451
      @drakonwarlord451 7 років тому +4

      True, my role model will be the death of me. He tried to march with his bass only a couple months after breaking his knew, and much, much more

    • @tylerdun4879
      @tylerdun4879 6 років тому +1

      Keilana Singh I feel MCR vibes omg

  • @Mediocre_Music
    @Mediocre_Music 7 років тому +2264

    Band Director: So who practiced over the Summer?
    Band:

    • @Ottomeme
      @Ottomeme 7 років тому +57

      *one or two people raise hand* (me)

    • @substitoad7069
      @substitoad7069 7 років тому +6

      Pikunion same

    • @JaeWiki
      @JaeWiki 7 років тому +12

      I was in Marching Band so i did

    • @sgt.ribeye3742
      @sgt.ribeye3742 7 років тому +65

      Director: So who knows what practice is?
      Band: . . .

    • @remydoesntlikeyoulmao4329
      @remydoesntlikeyoulmao4329 7 років тому +26

      Mediocre Music me:*raises hand*
      band director:no one ok! time to review the notes!

  • @cancerousbullshitandallels6344
    @cancerousbullshitandallels6344 6 років тому +1605

    The only excuse for missing a band concert is DEATH

    • @_unknown_1519
      @_unknown_1519 5 років тому +57

      Cancerous bull shit And all else *holds hand up as grim reaper comes at me* uh hang on picks up my instrument* i have band. can you wait for like, and hour? thanks 😂

    • @Pj_oota
      @Pj_oota 5 років тому +55

      Lies. You bring your ghost to band if you're dead. NO EXCUSES :

    • @theskeletoninthebasement9688
      @theskeletoninthebasement9688 5 років тому +25

      even in death we still get to the concert, because once you're in band... *there is no way out*

    • @avarodgers7108
      @avarodgers7108 5 років тому

      Cancerous bull shit And all else or band camp

    • @kris8635
      @kris8635 5 років тому +3

      Cancerous bull shit And all else JUST WALK IT OFF

  • @ryleejackman6423
    @ryleejackman6423 6 років тому +1781

    *leaves own wedding* Sorry guys I have band.
    Groom: Oh crap I forgot! Let me go get my baritone.
    Me: I'll go get my clarinet.

  • @vaporlav
    @vaporlav 7 років тому +991

    "We have a playing test today?"
    meeeee

  • @Cms7899
    @Cms7899 7 років тому +359

    The pencil check is about he most accurate thing Ive ever seen 😂

    • @tordleshit3663
      @tordleshit3663 7 років тому +1

      Cms7899 ITS SO TRUE

    • @itzashley7027
      @itzashley7027 7 років тому +11

      Cms7899 ikr my band teacher calls it : the magic band pencil and whenever he makes us write stuff everyone is digging in their backpacks lol

    • @uwuivy
      @uwuivy 6 років тому

      The sectional thing is second lmao

    • @lostric3_280
      @lostric3_280 6 років тому

      Cms7899 yep

  • @myrah370
    @myrah370 6 років тому +687

    *Casket being lowered into grave* sorry...I have band
    *jumps out of casket*

    • @personally-comfy
      @personally-comfy 5 років тому +24

      *Pulls Tuba out of casket*

    • @staramoth
      @staramoth 5 років тому +15

      *Pulls sheet music out of casket*

    • @lazariw.8174
      @lazariw.8174 4 роки тому +7

      *pulls stand out of casket*

    • @yuverao
      @yuverao 4 роки тому +6

      *Pulls tuner out*

    • @hipeople9856
      @hipeople9856 4 роки тому +5

      *Pulls Flute case out of the casket*

  • @abbydoo2148
    @abbydoo2148 6 років тому +947

    The band commitment is so real though I can't go to my sisters wedding because I have a marching band competition😂😂

    • @Alex-gu7je
      @Alex-gu7je 5 років тому +19

      I know. Band camp was 8 hours a day

    • @kenzieisspeacialk3232
      @kenzieisspeacialk3232 5 років тому +13

      @@Alex-gu7je my band is 12 hours a day for a week but it's so much fun

    • @garbagetruckenthusiast2415
      @garbagetruckenthusiast2415 5 років тому +10

      dude I missed going to Arizona for one too😂

    • @alobster7834
      @alobster7834 5 років тому +7

      Is it weird I’m looking forward to my next band camp
      I can’t wait to show up all the freshmen

    • @azulanemone4021
      @azulanemone4021 5 років тому +9

      Same. My cousin was getting married but it was UIL day. So rip.

  • @Tingling10
    @Tingling10 8 років тому +776

    "I am busy because I have Band" is legit what my band mates say when their teacher told them to stay for after school.

    • @akspoon4788
      @akspoon4788 7 років тому

      Kpop Derps we have it during school as an elective

    • @HyukBurgersTV
      @HyukBurgersTV 7 років тому +8

      Giantsfangotswag so does everyone else. but if you're in even the slightly decent band you'll have band after school too.

    • @seerqueer5025
      @seerqueer5025 7 років тому +2

      Ting Zhang well when you cant get a high note the teachers like, practice!!!!! 💢💢💢💢💢

    • @_R0RA_
      @_R0RA_ 7 років тому

      Seer Queer same

    • @dws115
      @dws115 7 років тому

      Ting Zhang same, and even I do it 😂

  • @victorchaparro2342
    @victorchaparro2342 8 років тому +459

    *plays trumpet
    "sorry"

    • @valerien6793
      @valerien6793 8 років тому +2

      @me

    • @investedwheat40
      @investedwheat40 7 років тому +4

      So me... and I'm a female trumpet O.o

    • @sierrat.8923
      @sierrat.8923 7 років тому

      It'sJustJulie me too

    • @helllllloworld
      @helllllloworld 6 років тому +1

      Sierra T. Woahhh What??? I'm a female trumpet and my name is Sierra T. Omg

    • @sierrat.8923
      @sierrat.8923 6 років тому

      alright. omg that's crazy 😂

  • @Epicwolf-ew7ig
    @Epicwolf-ew7ig 6 років тому +492

    I got out of a lot of classes and unwanted company with the "I have band" line

  • @zrin949
    @zrin949 6 років тому +469

    Ah, the joys of band camp
    Losing my shoe in the middle of a drill, slipping on a banana peel on my way to the field, forgetting my instrument with my other stuff and doing the walk of shame to retrieve it, having to explain to my parents that, yes, I do have band camp for 5 hours. The list goes on and on. Oh, can't forget when I had a near death experience involving a tuba case and my unfortunate choice of where to stand at the time.

    • @arceus9905
      @arceus9905 6 років тому +11

      I had a near death experience involving a car accident on the way to practice. I couldn't stand because my knee was hurt, but I still wanted to go to practice.

    • @samanthasimpson4484
      @samanthasimpson4484 6 років тому +28

      The thing about marching band is you can never be sure if its spit or water.

    • @soulcats3551
      @soulcats3551 5 років тому +13

      y’all ever had band camp 11 hours a day cause that’s uh. fun

    • @gregk8008
      @gregk8008 5 років тому +4

      Same but I had it for 12. Three days in a row.

    • @annabellecisco5702
      @annabellecisco5702 5 років тому +3

      I had pre band camp which was 9 hours for 5 days and then we go off to away band camp where it's 12 hours for 6 days

  • @hubberducky
    @hubberducky 7 років тому +570

    I laughed my ass off at the cowbell during Bb major scale.

    • @kotablip
      @kotablip 7 років тому +2

      hubberducky same here

    • @investedwheat40
      @investedwheat40 7 років тому +18

      Well there wasn't a triangle so...

    • @sierrat.8923
      @sierrat.8923 7 років тому +3

      hubberducky I watched it so many times

    • @am_seiko
      @am_seiko 7 років тому +3

      Cowbell is the best😂

    • @silvexgaming1872
      @silvexgaming1872 6 років тому +6

      hubberducky you need more FUCKING COWBELL

  • @emenguyen
    @emenguyen 7 років тому +204

    My friend:
    *plays one note wrong*
    This reed is broken, can I have a new one?
    Me:
    *slaps*

    • @softtboiledegg
      @softtboiledegg 6 років тому +3

      omgs that is literally this girl in my class that plays the alto saxophone! she literally gets a new reed like every two days istg

  • @ThePsychicClarinetist
    @ThePsychicClarinetist 6 років тому +197

    Struggles of a clarinetist in Marching Band: CLARINETS PLAY LOUDER!
    *Actually plays louder but the only one other person in the section plays louder too, so no one hears the difference*
    But seriously, this video is so accurate, it hurts! 😂

    • @connorross6921
      @connorross6921 5 років тому +1

      Had the opposite in band camp

    • @Miranda-vc3ny
      @Miranda-vc3ny 5 років тому +1

      Same here but with the french horn

    • @voltminecraft4358
      @voltminecraft4358 5 років тому

      ThePsychicClarinetist no the vid really isn’t we’re not stupid the most accurate one was the I have band part

    • @ThePsychicClarinetist
      @ThePsychicClarinetist 4 роки тому

      @@voltminecraft4358 Well, the video was accurate to my Marching Band experience. Didn't know a different experience makes someone stupid. Thank you for informing me. 🙃

    • @ThePsychicClarinetist
      @ThePsychicClarinetist 4 роки тому

      @Your local drarry Shipper Yo facts, the trumpets in my marching band were always uber loud too. They sound good but can other instruments be heard please? Flutes and Clarinets are much harder to hear in a Marching Band setting, but I think the flutes in my band were still louder than the clarinets. 😂😅

  • @Ijustneededahandle
    @Ijustneededahandle 5 років тому +348

    The sectionals thing is the most relatable shit ive ever heard

    • @ellielegler338
      @ellielegler338 5 років тому +13

      honestly though. My director gave us sectionals to practice an audition he'd given us, best day ever.

    • @Enewt856
      @Enewt856 4 роки тому

      What is sectionals i am not in band.

    • @InfinityMastered
      @InfinityMastered 4 роки тому +7

      It’s when a section or several sections(clarinet section, saxophones, etc) split off from the rest of the band to work on something like a tricky part in the music.

    • @emmaresch2785
      @emmaresch2785 3 роки тому

      Ikr

    • @emmaresch2785
      @emmaresch2785 3 роки тому +2

      @@Enewt856 it is where the instruments split into groups to practice

  • @rainthebudgie4313
    @rainthebudgie4313 7 років тому +1227

    *jumps of plane* Sorry, I have baaaaaaaaaaaaaand!

    • @bluematt2448
      @bluematt2448 6 років тому +3

      off*

    • @JoseSanchez-bp7xz
      @JoseSanchez-bp7xz 6 років тому +2

      Rain The Budgie
      Kids congratulate themselves after every band practice for about a hour or
      So after they’ve played, to say they know they’re going to make it big.

    • @angels7698
      @angels7698 5 років тому +5

      *legend has it he reached band*

    • @furryhusky159
      @furryhusky159 5 років тому

      Teacher asked why you didn't do your homework YOU: ... I'M IN BAND( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @imbirdandiliketoflap1484
    @imbirdandiliketoflap1484 9 років тому +140

    when we do pencil checks i just break pencils in half and distribute them :>

    • @gvnk_
      @gvnk_ 7 років тому +41

      You are a true hero

  • @vasthockey4382
    @vasthockey4382 6 років тому +116

    Came because I'm a band kid stayed for the mouthpiece kid

  • @paisleighraye5175
    @paisleighraye5175 6 років тому +74

    i walk in to the room of band lockers at my school and my trumpet was on the ground and my bff was in my band locker

  • @nikolaizimm4874
    @nikolaizimm4874 8 років тому +631

    "HAS ANYONE SEEN MY MOUTHPIECE?!" SO TRUE

    • @elliotgriffith2237
      @elliotgriffith2237 8 років тому +1

      I am one of two people that play the tuba in my band and people still don't know that it's mine even though the other kid never loses anything ._.

    • @nikolaizimm4874
      @nikolaizimm4874 8 років тому

      +Teagan Griffith xD

    • @fof5157
      @fof5157 8 років тому +1

      I remember one time I found my mouthpiece in the horn of my saxophone X''D

    • @fof5157
      @fof5157 7 років тому

      ***** Lol I'm lazy so I keep my neckstrap on the saxophone :p

    • @jordynmendoza4294
      @jordynmendoza4294 7 років тому +6

      Does anyone have a pencil

  • @existentialpapaya6367
    @existentialpapaya6367 7 років тому +178

    There are few things better in life than the sweet taste of a new reed 😂

    • @jamesmurray1906
      @jamesmurray1906 7 років тому +8

      Bookworm87 IKR. #Clarinet

    • @kayleamarie3886
      @kayleamarie3886 7 років тому +1

      Bookworm87 I can't experience it because I play the flute 😕

    • @perfidiousprophet
      @perfidiousprophet 7 років тому +1

      Windows Vista
      same
      I play flute too

    • @omarmariscal5066
      @omarmariscal5066 7 років тому +3

      Bookworm87 I hate the taste of a new Reed (I play bari sax :3)

    • @sgt.ribeye3742
      @sgt.ribeye3742 7 років тому +2

      Brass master race

  • @foxmaniac5666
    @foxmaniac5666 6 років тому +67

    Honestly, Drumline is actually a cult. I wish I was joking

    • @hdamour7980
      @hdamour7980 5 років тому +10

      We really are lol. Like, cymbals have a thing after halftime performances where we stand in a circle, play our cymbals on our neighbor's cymbals, and hum a weird toon. We call it "The Summoning". We also flung baby powder at everyone once uniforms were taken off.

    • @kayvalencourt
      @kayvalencourt 4 роки тому +8

      The whole band thing is a cult.

    • @gabi.sixx_
      @gabi.sixx_ Рік тому

      For my band, the pit percussion is a whole entire cult 💀

  • @kayleigh807
    @kayleigh807 6 років тому +48

    Our director was once out so the sub had to come...
    Okay, so we're allowed to go straight from lunch to band and start warming up before class so that we can start music right away. However, the sub had no clue how to instruct or anything so she walks in to what sounds like the devil had arrived but its just us warming up and starts screaming that we are all too loud. Long story short, we ended up watching like five videos on music that day.
    Our band director the next day started saying, "Oh geez the saxes probably looked like giant bludgeons or something, the oboes were lil stab-stab thingies and the flutes were lil katana guns" and to this day I still think that half the subs trying to direct the band thing that xD

    • @greenfrog2891
      @greenfrog2891 6 років тому +4

      When our band directors are not there the marching band conductors (senior students) run the class instead of calling in a sub. Basically, they just ask everyone what pep song we want to play and we do that. I'm wondering if any other band does this because after reading your comment I realized that most bands probably get subs...

    • @nyoomitsellie6307
      @nyoomitsellie6307 5 років тому

      @@greenfrog2891 I've actually hadn't have a sub in my band class for two years...

    • @ms.adorkable
      @ms.adorkable 2 роки тому

      I love that story so much 🤣🤣

  • @Comarox
    @Comarox 7 років тому +89

    the sectionals one is so true... especially for percussionists

    • @mellaccohee3317
      @mellaccohee3317 7 років тому +7

      we flutists just mess around

    • @oopsallbecki
      @oopsallbecki 6 років тому +2

      maddie dun. we pretend our flutes are shotguns

    • @uwuivy
      @uwuivy 6 років тому

      +xRebecckahx we pretend our baritones are bazookas, rocket launchers, or cannons. We're weird

    • @brianna5092
      @brianna5092 6 років тому

      Comarox I’m in orchestra and we r always messing around in sectionals

    • @Vyx25
      @Vyx25 6 років тому

      I agree I'm in percussion too

  • @ramonwang4611
    @ramonwang4611 7 років тому +491

    ME: "I'm the best player in my section but secretly I'm the only one here who doesn't practice. Don't worry, I won't tell the conductor and she will keep thinking of me as the golden child."

    • @bruhdiaries
      @bruhdiaries 7 років тому +2

      My teacher makes me play trumpet parts even though I'm tenor sax like *L A D* i am not that good

    • @jon-uj1sn
      @jon-uj1sn 7 років тому +4

      tenor sax is pretty *L* *I* *T* I play it myself

    • @omarmariscal5066
      @omarmariscal5066 7 років тому +1

      Nostromo I'm the only Banana here >:0

    • @jon-uj1sn
      @jon-uj1sn 7 років тому +2

      omar martinez There can only be one...

    • @omarmariscal5066
      @omarmariscal5066 7 років тому +2

      Nostromo NOOOOOO

  • @svetl4naaa
    @svetl4naaa 6 років тому +148

    *Grandmother dying* Sorry I have band... *leave grandmother's house*

  • @bluematt2448
    @bluematt2448 6 років тому +60

    I would finish this comment but I have ba-.

  • @TakkuriHimare
    @TakkuriHimare 9 років тому +150

    My band camp experience:
    My cabin mate tried to make ramen, spilled water on the stove and it burned on there. So, we promptly asked one of our directors, Mr. Rohr if he had any soap as we also burned rice, so the kitchen was a mess. He said he didn't have any soap, so we went back to our condo. While I was in the shower, the other five girls in the condo found some dish soap under the sink. They poured the entire bottle into the dishwasher. When I got out, they had all home to do something else, and I was left looking at the mountain of bubbles slowly oozing out of the dishwasher. I called them, and they all came back and freaked out. One girl took a picture, and she and I took it to Mr. Rohr later that night, spawning the best inside joke quote in the Allen Band "Mr. Rohr, we found the soap."

    • @edgewoodclarinet
      @edgewoodclarinet 9 років тому +2

      Our band got kicked out of band camp a long time ago. Something to do with firecrackers under a cabin, I think.... I'm going to miss Marching band

    • @TakkuriHimare
      @TakkuriHimare 9 років тому +1

      Sierra Aw. :( That's sad.

    • @kaylebrood2644
      @kaylebrood2644 9 років тому +9

      Wait woah all our band does is have band camp at our school

    • @TakkuriHimare
      @TakkuriHimare 9 років тому +1

      Kayleb Rood Really? Oh, we go on trips. This year we're hitting up California for the Rose Parade. Usually we just go to other parts of Texas. We did apparently go to Hawaii and Canada at some point, but that was before I was in high school.

    • @edgewoodclarinet
      @edgewoodclarinet 9 років тому

      We marched in a Disney parade last year, it was amazing. Band kids+12 hours in a charter bus= no sleep and all four parks in three days. I barely remember it. But just band kids at disney world... ah memories

  • @spidergrl009
    @spidergrl009 9 років тому +29

    band memory- "there's three things I hate: sickness, doctors appointments, and set 11." -Puckett

    • @zacharyvickers4184
      @zacharyvickers4184 9 років тому +5

      mine is set 17... 50 yards in 12 counts.... AAAGH!

    • @ambersargent5200
      @ambersargent5200 8 років тому +1

      +Zachary Vickers oh lord that sounds like a nightmare

  • @crowtheaxolazelle5923
    @crowtheaxolazelle5923 6 років тому +52

    My band teacher says this "I garentee you will get your mouthpiece stuck in your instrument. Don't do anything I can get it out, but first I'm going to tease you about it"

    • @arceus9905
      @arceus9905 6 років тому +4

      My band director told us a story of a sixth grader who decided to drop his baritone mouthpiece in the bell... and then couldn't get it out.
      But yeah, whenever someone got their instrument stuck, it was always hilarious.

    • @nataliejones8308
      @nataliejones8308 2 роки тому

      @@arceus9905 oh my god

  • @jagbanks6280
    @jagbanks6280 6 років тому +21

    "Just practice and Im sure you can beat me for first chair" trying to encourage a freshman to actually try during placement tests

    • @cameron7777
      @cameron7777 2 роки тому +1

      Im a junior and still haven't made first chair lol. Imma fail on purpose until I get first chair and or section leader

  • @King.-Arthur
    @King.-Arthur 7 років тому +104

    Dang this is scary close to my band... I even stuffed myself in a low brass locker before...

    • @nyoomitsellie6307
      @nyoomitsellie6307 5 років тому +1

      Lmao same. I even locked my friend in her locker with my lock and forgot my combination..heh

    • @MittensZora
      @MittensZora 5 років тому

      At end of last year, a bunch of kids in my class did the same thing

    • @briannac2231
      @briannac2231 5 років тому +1

      I got in there with my boyfriend one time 😏

    • @ofoloo7095
      @ofoloo7095 5 років тому +1

      Our "seven minutes in heaven" was in a low brass locker 👏

    • @jaredkleinman4036
      @jaredkleinman4036 5 років тому

      i mean, who hasn't sat in a low brass locker with their crush because of a truth or dare game

  • @Zepikness
    @Zepikness 10 років тому +34

    Our high school band's catchphrase one season *was* "Needs more cowbell." There were shirts and everything for it.

    • @burneddream4847
      @burneddream4847 7 років тому +2

      We had music that had the cowbell in it, and the percussionist wouldn't give us enough sound, so we would scream at her "NEEDS MORE COWBELL!!!"

  • @JensKafe
    @JensKafe 4 роки тому +13

    “Has anyone seen my mouthpiece?”
    “sorry I need a new reed.”
    “Ew spit on my shoe.”
    “Pencil check” *cant find pencil*
    “My music!”
    “I have band!”
    AHHHH I FELT THESE

  • @George-jz1bf
    @George-jz1bf 6 років тому +34

    More cowbell
    Oh and in my middle school years a trombone tried to behead me.

    • @emilypendergast5089
      @emilypendergast5089 5 років тому

      i'd love to hear this story

    • @kodic3945
      @kodic3945 5 років тому +2

      i tried that on my secton leader 3 years ago and then he apponted me as section leader when he graduated.

    • @emmaresch2785
      @emmaresch2785 3 роки тому

      Same

  • @moccrandprofessor443
    @moccrandprofessor443 7 років тому +48

    first year in middle school, i had electives... i chose band.... that was my only elective i was aloud to have for the entire year... i don't regret anything! no matter how many pencils i lost when i had to get my flute!

    • @sovietspycrab718
      @sovietspycrab718 6 років тому +1

      Flutes FTW!

    • @samanthasimpson4484
      @samanthasimpson4484 6 років тому +1

      I wraps my pencil in cloth and put it in my head joint so I wouldn't losing it.
      If you forgot your pencil, you got to sight read for the class.

    • @justkittenaround6846
      @justkittenaround6846 5 років тому +1

      I play flute !

    • @jasmineredford8771
      @jasmineredford8771 5 років тому

      heh i play trumpet

    • @samuelwithers2221
      @samuelwithers2221 5 років тому

      Saxophones are the one true instrument. We will build the Saxter Race.

  • @SweetofStars
    @SweetofStars 8 років тому +163

    "What do you mean the music hall isn't my house"
    "this song describes my life"
    "I VOLUNTEER AS CRASH"
    "band is a lifestyle choice you don't understand"
    "what the fuck is the puddle made of" "fluids of the brass section"
    "casually cleans flute oh god what is that growing inside it"
    "SAXOPHONES GET IT TOGETHER" "FLUTES GET IT TOGETHER" "PERCUSSION GET IT TOGETHER" "TRUMPETS GET IT TOGETHER"
    "what do you mean I have 3 lines of solo this is like 19 pages"
    "this stand sucks let me use yours"
    "your stand sucks worse omg"
    "how is your band music so fucking straight and perfect while mINE IS WRINKLED AND LOOKS LIKE IT'S BEEN THROUGH WW2"
    "let me tell you that skirt does not match your instrument"
    "what do you mean you use this [instrument] for music it looks like it's made to kill a person" - in reply: "well yeah that too"
    "can I just say we sound 100% different for how this song is supposed to sound"

    • @sharon-2409
      @sharon-2409 7 років тому +4

      Kamui Nagisa 😂😂😂SO TRUEEE

    • @tzovgo
      @tzovgo 7 років тому +4

      Kamui Nagisa "What do you mean, I'm piano?"

    • @thegalaxydonutshow
      @thegalaxydonutshow 6 років тому +1

      DJ Saihara The flute thing is toooo true

  • @rafaf8764
    @rafaf8764 6 років тому +161

    I just realized I go to this school lol

  • @thatoneguymccool1469
    @thatoneguymccool1469 5 років тому +23

    I have after school band Tuesday through Friday every week and ussaly also have stuff on Saturday every other week and my teachers wonder why I’m behind when they assign 3 hours worth of homework every day

    • @ellielegler338
      @ellielegler338 5 років тому

      @Lyla Laycre Yay!! I found another marching band swimmer!!! But it does make for a stressful life.

    • @abbyizaguirre6192
      @abbyizaguirre6192 4 роки тому

      Yes I can relate. I am in band and because I am blind doing my homework and other assignments does take a while. So I often times I do get behind in classes but end up making up the work whenever I get a chance. And I have teachers who are very accommodating but yes band really does take up a lot of your time. But most people in band do it because we like making music and we enjoy it. I can’t speak for everyone though

  • @ThePond1
    @ThePond1 7 років тому +24

    The funeral is gathering and it is a sad time. The mother goes up to the coffin and begins cry when suddenly it bursts open from its hinges and the dead teenager jumps out. Everyone is startled and gasps. The teenagers looks at them all as if they'd sprouted extra heads and says, "What? I have band practice." Then, without another word, he walks out of the cemetery into the direction of his school.

  • @mellaccohee3317
    @mellaccohee3317 7 років тому +29

    Once my non band friend used my flute grease as chapstick...

  • @leonathompson9898
    @leonathompson9898 5 років тому +35

    I missed my moms wedding because I had full band rehersals that day during band season from 5:30 to 9:30 👏

    • @jermaine2211989
      @jermaine2211989 5 років тому

      Shows where your priorities is at, and how dumb u are...

    • @reese4077
      @reese4077 4 роки тому

      You're awful

    • @leonathompson9898
      @leonathompson9898 4 роки тому

      Ja'dasia Knowles what???

    • @leonathompson9898
      @leonathompson9898 4 роки тому

      Reese F how am I awful??

    • @dnimni
      @dnimni 3 роки тому

      @@leonathompson9898 you missed your own mother’s wedding bruh

  • @callmeconniexoxo
    @callmeconniexoxo 5 років тому +6

    THE PENCIL CHECK WAS SO TRUE SKKSK

  • @yeetyootilooklikeaboot9855
    @yeetyootilooklikeaboot9855 7 років тому +418

    Yes, I'm in band . I also play the clarinet...
    ... DONT YOU FECKING DARE CALL ME SQUIDWARD I KNOW I SOUND TERRIBLE! xD lol

    • @mahaley4704
      @mahaley4704 6 років тому +9

      Amanda Sproull i know everyone calls me squidward😂

    • @martinsimental6226
      @martinsimental6226 6 років тому +7

      Im a Clarinet to and my name is liliy they call me Skuilly i hate it so much like da fuaq

    • @softtboiledegg
      @softtboiledegg 6 років тому +4

      the only reason I chose to play the clarinet was because of squidward so I'm never offended when people call me that lol

    • @kyrie9955
      @kyrie9955 6 років тому +7

      I was Squidward from 6th-8th grade

    • @kaileighwehunt7639
      @kaileighwehunt7639 6 років тому +1

      YESSSSS OML IT MAKES MEBSO MAD. MY DAD TOLD MY COUSIN THAT IM SQUIDWARD

  • @belazangler1570
    @belazangler1570 8 років тому +516

    Forgot one thing: is mayonnaise an instrument?

    • @jacobamoss3431
      @jacobamoss3431 8 років тому +5

      "Elementary School Band"

    • @venomous2362
      @venomous2362 8 років тому +3

      +Jacob Amoss nah in Highschool marching band we still make joke

    • @bobcatnat123
      @bobcatnat123 8 років тому

      We were talking about that today... And we're in high school oh and no horse radish is not an instrument either

    • @lilliblack4412
      @lilliblack4412 8 років тому

      +The Watcher in High school still make that joke

    • @starfoxm5234
      @starfoxm5234 8 років тому

      +Turtle chip Mckinnie what's wrong with elementary band? .-. explain.

  • @fisheyfish1727
    @fisheyfish1727 5 років тому +4

    Music teacher:trumpets can you play a bit louder
    Trumpets: :(

  • @kanatashinkai_
    @kanatashinkai_ 6 років тому +5

    "Oh my god, this new reed is fantastic!"
    *tries to put the ligature over it and it breaks*
    Ah shit

  • @karkatvantas8944
    @karkatvantas8944 10 років тому +39

    I always use the "i have band" when my friends want to hangout after school.

    • @davidthejew4238
      @davidthejew4238 6 років тому

      Karkat Vantas I would say that but all my friends are in band so they would know the schedule.

    • @fazepanda3275
      @fazepanda3275 6 років тому

      McKeand Strong his family are probably cacti

  • @brandondeets7011
    @brandondeets7011 9 років тому +164

    HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY MOUTHPIECE!?

    • @alexgaeckle1540
      @alexgaeckle1540 9 років тому

      Brandon Deets No!

    • @clairebear1101
      @clairebear1101 8 років тому

      My friend jason is so that kid.

    • @frogg002
      @frogg002 8 років тому

      I have a trombone , it doesn't come with a mouthpiece. I sometimes forget my mouthpiece

    • @frogg002
      @frogg002 8 років тому +1

      I mean I have a trombone case

    • @dominiciorio2337
      @dominiciorio2337 8 років тому +3

      Umm no, have you seen my tenor sax mouthpiece?? ANYONE??

  • @huskylover4896
    @huskylover4896 6 років тому +16

    how about:
    when your friend is doing a playing test and you make faces and laugh at them to make them mess up? atleast my band does

  • @elisabethanderson9917
    @elisabethanderson9917 6 років тому +27

    did he ever find his mouthpiece?

  • @mariamartinez-ft3lf
    @mariamartinez-ft3lf 8 років тому +37

    "Sorry, it's the reed." Me every. Single. Time.

    • @melodyreynolds9202
      @melodyreynolds9202 8 років тому +6

      One squeak: "I need a new reed."
      *replaces reed*
      Squeaks again: "I think this one's chipped too..."
      x1000

  • @CBDToTheRescue
    @CBDToTheRescue 8 років тому +36

    Drum major: "Set! Horns should be up!"
    Band director: "Wood-winds, will you slide towards the 40 yard line? Oh and b--"
    5 mins later-
    Euphoniums: *Arms intensifies*

    • @brycemccoy8777
      @brycemccoy8777 8 років тому +2

      i nearly died, i play Euphonium and this is best thing. Have you ever seen the video all about the baritone?

    • @anybib8337
      @anybib8337 8 років тому

      +Bryce McCoy I play euphonium as well ;)

    • @anneallison645
      @anneallison645 7 років тому

      I play Euphoniummmmmm

    • @plagued._
      @plagued._ 6 років тому

      ɢɪᴛ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ

    • @plagued._
      @plagued._ 6 років тому

      Anne Allison ᴇᴜᴘʜᴏɴɪᴜᴍɪᴜᴍs

  • @jporskycroom7621
    @jporskycroom7621 6 років тому +10

    1:33 No joke, that's high-key my band members and I, lol

  • @maddieregister5781
    @maddieregister5781 5 років тому +2

    “Hold on let me empty out my spit”

  • @harmonylux1408
    @harmonylux1408 7 років тому +18

    This is all so true it hurts. Especially the drum line is a cult and I can't because I have band

    • @samanthasimpson4484
      @samanthasimpson4484 6 років тому

      Pencil check is less common but its really. Forget your pencil and pay the price

  • @StealthheartDraws
    @StealthheartDraws 7 років тому +82

    I CAN RELATE TO ALL OF THESE. ESPECIALLY "I HAVE BAND." SO MANY TIMES.

    • @JustinBocci
      @JustinBocci 6 років тому

      stealthheartocarina z Honestly!

  • @nxllxndvxxd9247
    @nxllxndvxxd9247 5 років тому +2

    "Don't lean on the timpanis, they're worth more than your soul."
    -- My band director

  • @catticus6637
    @catticus6637 5 років тому +2

    Band teacher: If you rented an instrument, time to bring it back!
    Me: Sorry! I have band! *runs like the wind*

  • @maximilianoluera6679
    @maximilianoluera6679 8 років тому +409

    "We're splitting off into sectionals" Me: FUCK

    • @fierysoul1357
      @fierysoul1357 8 років тому +1

      Same there are only 3 f horns including myself, it's not enough

    • @maximilianoluera6679
      @maximilianoluera6679 8 років тому

      +Fiery Soul yep there's only two bass clarinets including myself

    • @samanthap.6553
      @samanthap.6553 7 років тому +5

      lol same, I play bari sax and I'm just like get me once class is over I'll be in a practice room alone since I'm the only girl bari player!

    • @angiehernandez6051
      @angiehernandez6051 7 років тому

      og g lob

    • @rainbowmusic1259
      @rainbowmusic1259 7 років тому +3

      Me too except I don't swear. The other trumpet players drive me nuts.

  • @user-vh5lm3hp9h
    @user-vh5lm3hp9h 7 років тому +82

    Why are the guys in that school so cute? Like I thought ours where hot but dang some of those guys make my crush look like chopped liver 😂

  • @ovaryacted7147
    @ovaryacted7147 6 років тому +1

    "I can't, I have band" LITERALLY SOMETHING I SAY EVERY DAY

  • @andioopsksksksk6746
    @andioopsksksksk6746 5 років тому +1

    As a clarinet /&/ bassoonist, it made me feel good to finally see that beautiful double reed

  • @ultimategamer8781
    @ultimategamer8781 9 років тому +54

    The only thing I can remember from last years band camp... Left. Left. Left right left. Band ten hut..... One! Mark time mark. There band camp in a nutshell

    • @erhsdfhhsredhhehyyeyf7371
      @erhsdfhhsredhhehyyeyf7371 9 років тому

      YESSSS

    • @oopsallbecki
      @oopsallbecki 6 років тому

      Ultimategamer87 omfgg
      "left. Left. LEFT. LEFT LEFT."
      and im just like "ok im POSITIVE that that is my left side who are they yelling at O.o"

    • @Jms02
      @Jms02 6 років тому

      thats like cadets😂

  • @lyndseymassey9677
    @lyndseymassey9677 8 років тому +91

    bruh..."is this to much glitter."
    COLOR GUARD AF (me)😂😂💖💖

    • @plagued._
      @plagued._ 6 років тому +3

      lyndsey massey ғʟɪᴘs ᴘᴇɴᴄɪʟ ᴏɴᴄᴇ
      ғᴜᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴏʀ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ

    • @oopsallbecki
      @oopsallbecki 6 років тому

      h o n e s t l y

    • @JustinBocci
      @JustinBocci 6 років тому

      lyndsey massey I’m not in Color Guard but I have friends who are, and that is accurate.

    • @abbymichelle9821
      @abbymichelle9821 6 років тому

      lyndsey massey OMG SAMEEEEEEE

  • @laeld-l6828
    @laeld-l6828 5 років тому +2

    "Has anyone seen my pants?" "Food?!? FREE food?!!?!" "What time is it" "Does anyone have valve oil?" "We were supposed to have a water break 30 minutes ago." "Last time best time" "LISTEN"

  • @ceciliaacosta8048
    @ceciliaacosta8048 5 років тому +1

    Girl: I could have played the chimes
    Teacher: so you picked the COWBELL!!

  • @catchphraseawesomeness5796
    @catchphraseawesomeness5796 7 років тому +64

    the 1 with the kid and the mouth piece cracked me up so bad 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @I_Sariyah
      @I_Sariyah 7 років тому +5

      Catchphrase Awesomeness did he ever find his mouth piece? I'm worried for him

    • @uwuivy
      @uwuivy 6 років тому +1

      +sariyah i guess probably under his chair...

  • @bruhdiaries
    @bruhdiaries 7 років тому +21

    Don't forget asking your band director to pay for your back surgery bills because you have a heavy ass case lmao

  • @bassgodshawn
    @bassgodshawn 6 років тому +2

    "I have band" is my main one...makes everyone mad

  • @peachypear8765
    @peachypear8765 Рік тому +1

    10 years later, and this is still incredibly accurate.

  • @valerien6793
    @valerien6793 8 років тому +15

    That pencils check part made me laugh so hard that's literally my band 😭😭😂😂

  • @Destroyers9000
    @Destroyers9000 10 років тому +230

    I say "TOUCH MY INSTRUMENT AND YOUR GOING TO DIE

    • @katgreene834
      @katgreene834 10 років тому +15

      I don't care if my friends mess with my books and stuff...but the second they touch my flute, I go CRAZY

    • @Destroyers9000
      @Destroyers9000 10 років тому +4

      WOO FLUTE BUDDIES!

    • @101frankiestien
      @101frankiestien 10 років тому +4

      Can I be a flute buddy.?

    • @Destroyers9000
      @Destroyers9000 10 років тому +5

      FLUTE PLAYERS UNITE!

    • @101frankiestien
      @101frankiestien 10 років тому +4

      Whoohoo.!

  • @jamie6506
    @jamie6506 5 років тому +1

    As a clarinet player, I can confirm that we could be holding our instruments with our feet with a trumpet bell stuck in the lower section and still blame the reed when we get called out on it.

  • @lindseykubsch8384
    @lindseykubsch8384 2 роки тому +1

    I remember watching this video in the fifth grade when I was trying to figure out if I wanted to do it or not. I didn’t understand what a lot of this stuff meant. I am graduating this year, and rewatching this video was like rewatching the last seven years. Thank you for this video. It’s been a heck of a run.

  • @dedede5586
    @dedede5586 7 років тому +8

    *H A S*
    *A N Y B O D Y*
    *S E E N*
    *M Y*
    *M O U T H P I E C E*

  • @ellieblake8917
    @ellieblake8917 7 років тому +8

    "Drumline is a cult"
    every band section is a cult at my school
    they have their own after rehearsal chanting

  • @Guhhgur
    @Guhhgur 2 роки тому +1

    Band kid kind sure has come a long way since..back then…now we’re just tired and more funny.

  • @snazz-fest
    @snazz-fest 6 років тому +1

    Our director plays trumpet.
    Director: *blows out spit directly in front of the flutes*
    Flutes: *oh COME ON*

  • @BarkBlueBuizels
    @BarkBlueBuizels 10 років тому +20

    Me: **still putting my instrument together during warm-up** LOL

  • @missseaweed2462
    @missseaweed2462 7 років тому +7

    "She won't teach me how to jazz run!"
    "I joined your cult the other day!"
    "BURN!"
    "No eating in uniform!"
    "I forgot my dot book! I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to!"
    "I have marching band, I'm so sorry!"
    "Wait, this was a minus-one set?"
    "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and _down!_ Wait- no- that was supposed to be on count 16!"
    "The trumpet players always get the fanciest, catchiest music!"
    "Ah, I forgot to oil my flute last night... Again..."

  • @stormycat774
    @stormycat774 6 років тому +3

    "Ah crap my Reed is chipped"
    Something clarinet players say almost every day

  • @christyricker8736
    @christyricker8736 3 роки тому

    Former drum major here..... I'm 42 now and there's actually one of my old shows from 1996-1997 on UA-cam....... but for real, hard core band nerds NEVER let spit on our shoes bother us...... it was a way of life.
    I actually still have passes from other classes to the Band Room in my memory book from my Senior Year. My Senior year, 3 of 4 classes were band for the first half of the year and 4 of 4 for the last half. My college minor was music (I was pre-med) and was sporting a music scholarship. I was a Colossal Band NERD and loved every second of it. We were a family and my closest relationships were with other band members. Most of us stay close to this day.
    I would not change one thing about being a "Band Nerd". I wore, and still wear, that title like a badge.

  • @MidnightLabyrinth12
    @MidnightLabyrinth12 7 років тому +17

    As a band kid, this is ALL true XD we do some of the craziest things ever in class. Here's a list:
    -"I TOUCHED THE BUTT!!!" 'Dude, you're so gay'
    -*kid in an empty cooler* "STOP SHAKING THE FREAKING COOLER"
    -Everyone seemed to be an expert at gynastics without having the slight knowledge of it.
    -'WHERE THE F*** IS MY REDE!?!?'
    -'ITS HOT OUT HERE!!! THIS SUCKS'
    -Naruto run
    -*When the band director's not home* bom BOMBOMBOMBOMbomBOMBOMBOMbombom!!!!
    -H*** YEAH CAROWINDS!!!
    -Waterfalls of spit coming from the Tuba that hasn't been emptied in years
    -Are you a furry?
    -"Yeah, were basically a cult."
    -OUR CLASS HAS GONE TO S***!!!
    And all in the two weeks we started school...
    And some things that I can't list at all because of how insane we are.

    • @arceus9905
      @arceus9905 6 років тому +3

      Ace Wave Hahaha, my band had a lot of fantastic quotes like that.
      - “Right now you’re a one-ounce cupcake with fourteen pounds of strawberries on top.”
      - “If you put your hat in my spot, I will *cut* you.”
      - “WHERE IS THE FLAGPOLE?!”
      - “Shelby, your left foot is on your left side…”
      - “I was gonna wipe my eyes, then I realized I had spit on my hands.”
      - “Does the met say 156?” - “No, it’s 155!” - “Now?” - “157!” - “How about now?” “155!” - “One. Five. Six.” - “You didn't even change it!” - “Is it 156 yet?” - “No, it’s 154!” - “What was that?” - “Now it's 159!” - “Come on…” - “Okay, you’re good!”
      - "I am a flag poncho.”
      - “I wonder if it’ll help you if I shake the tuner.”
      - “In all my time in the band program, I have contributed two things: creating the ‘Hough course’ pun, and wearing a mattress.”
      - “If you value your hand, don’t do the Hey Song with him!”
      - “Flutes, it says ‘solo’ not ‘solo I can’t hear you’.”
      - “We’re gonna put a new dynamic in at measure 16. It's spelled N-O-T-H-I-N-G.”
      - “How did someone find out that putting a piece of wood on more wood made music?”

    • @ChrisssirhC
      @ChrisssirhC 6 років тому +1

      We play Sweet Caroline in marching band, so often times, one kid yells, “Sweet Caroline” and everyone else yells “BOM BOM BOMMMM!!!” (Also don’t forget how picky the percussionists get when someone plays the mallets.)

    • @ChrisssirhC
      @ChrisssirhC 6 років тому +1

      Also, you live near Carowinds? Holy heck, so do I LOL

    • @sovietspycrab718
      @sovietspycrab718 6 років тому +1

      I once lived relatively near Carowinds, Then I moved. Was a fun time in Carowinds!

    • @punsandships413
      @punsandships413 6 років тому +1

      OMG ALL OF THESE

  • @mariaamon6597
    @mariaamon6597 10 років тому +12

    I COULDNT WITH "MY MOUTHPIECE" I WAS CRYING

  • @lilliansanders6865
    @lilliansanders6865 5 років тому +1

    As someone on drumline I can indeed confirm we are a cult 😔👌❤️😂😂😂😂

  • @karinaschoessler9113
    @karinaschoessler9113 4 роки тому +1

    As a band member, I can confirm all of these...

  • @Redwo0d1906
    @Redwo0d1906 7 років тому +11

    I'm still in middle school band so I'm not in marching band but this is so true

    • @longliveskydney
      @longliveskydney 6 років тому

      ayy clique

    • @nightcorenaomi403
      @nightcorenaomi403 6 років тому

      Bailey Paris Lucky I start in 7th grade

    • @spheyuh
      @spheyuh 5 років тому +1

      I'm in eighth grade advanced band and idk much about marching band but I do know it's basically a cult so good luck

    • @MittensZora
      @MittensZora 5 років тому

      Same 7th grade band!

  • @kuhnuckles1
    @kuhnuckles1 10 років тому +29

    The pencil check was perfect xD

    • @katgreene834
      @katgreene834 10 років тому +4

      I thought my class was the only one?! XD

    • @PatrickLuft
      @PatrickLuft 10 років тому +1

      10 push ups if you don't have a pencil. #Bandcamp

  • @chenderhan
    @chenderhan 5 років тому

    This was really cute and funny! I haven't been in high school (and band) since '99, but it was all like this back then too. Brought back some good memories. Good job guys!

  • @frankieplayz2902
    @frankieplayz2902 6 років тому +1

    Teacher: "ok class pencil check"
    Me: *looks inside flute*

  • @ethanjarskey44
    @ethanjarskey44 7 років тому +35

    what about WHO HAS VALVE OIL!!!

    • @Donnie_Turt
      @Donnie_Turt 7 років тому +3

      EXACTLY I hate it when the valves if my trumpet get stuck!

    • @sweetpotato3427
      @sweetpotato3427 6 років тому

      Ethan Jarskey you mean WHO HAS HOLY WATER

    • @longliveskydney
      @longliveskydney 6 років тому

      CAN I WATERFALL FROM ANYONE

  • @thebeastfish11
    @thebeastfish11 8 років тому +93

    What about "your plum is on backwards"?

    • @starriechombie
      @starriechombie 8 років тому +10

      or just flat out asking a freshman "where's your plume?"

    • @BDanecker
      @BDanecker 8 років тому +6

      +ThatWolfyGamer I fell for that so many times

    • @thebeastfish11
      @thebeastfish11 8 років тому +2

      Same

    • @ianbakaitis4580
      @ianbakaitis4580 8 років тому +4

      +ThatWolfyGamer why backwards when it could be upsidedown....alot of people in my band fell for that one too.

    • @HD_Dabnado
      @HD_Dabnado 8 років тому +1

      +Ian Bakaitis I've never heard of this...

  • @kishiqo
    @kishiqo 11 місяців тому +1

    still my favorite video after all these years 😂

  • @acousticpark6881
    @acousticpark6881 6 років тому +1

    "Ah crap, sticky valve. *DOES ANYONE HAVE VALVE OIL"*
    "Percussion easy, just hit a drum with a stick."
    "Who practiced over the summer?" "..."