Stuff Music Teachers Say
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- Опубліковано 25 лип 2024
- A collection of phrases that litter the hallways of Scrollworks. With Chris Barbee, Jeff Dingler, Edward Forstman, Sam Herman, Kevin Leon, and Caroline Nordlund.
Directed and Edited by Jessica Chriesman
If you've ever been in a choir, piano, guitar, drum, or music class of any kind, you know.
MYOCA was founded in 2007 to provide transformative experiences for youth musicians in socio-economically diverse music ensembles. Because so many children in the metro area have lost access to instrument instruction and thus can't participate in orchestra, the Scrollworks program was begun in 2008 to give all children the opportunity to learn an instrument. Scrollworks currently teaches free music lessons to over 120 students from the inner city, suburbs and rural communities on Saturdays at Highlands UMC. We provide music books and loan instruments. In addition to lessons, students take music theory and music appreciation classes and are required to attend live music performances in the community.
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"One more time." Biggest lie a music teacher ever tells.
I know right! In our school marching band when the teacher says it's the last time everyone yells "THATS A LIE" 😂😂
Lauryn Blake ikr!!!
so true
Lauryn Blake that's so true
to extend off of that... "if we get it right, we'll move on"
1: I am sorry that I am an angry band teacher
2: I will try to be nicer
3: 1 and 2 are lies
4: Go Practice
no
When music teachers say "one more time" they really mean your going to keep re-doing it until i feel you've improved.
Ever heard this? "DON"T LOOK AT ME. the music isn't on MY forehead. Its on YOUR paper. *looks at paper* WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT YOUR PAPER? I"M UP HERE.
Kaysi Cobbin IN MY FIRST YEAR IN VIOLIN MY TEACHER WOULD ALWAYS FREAKINF SAY THAT
Kaysi Cobbin sammeee 😂
My band teacher does the same...but when we dont look he dousnt care as long as you ply it right
STOP *snap*
SPEEDING *snap*
UP *snap*
THIS IS THE BEAT *snap*
DON'T GO FASTER *snap*
THAN THIS *snap*
my band teacher every day
exposed My orchestra teacher. 😂
exposed's comment = my band teacher
every *snap*
freaking *snap*
day *snap*
We were playing the accompaniment to a trombone concerto once in concert band (at the time it was without the soloists) and our conductor was singing the solo, and then to the tune of the solo started saying (will the clarinets follow the beat). He also calls you can't stop the beat from hairspray you can't follow the beat as the entire band aside from percussion has offbeats for the first few bars, he gave up and decided to just count us in and then walk off and sit down somewhere (he did it in the actual concert too).
"That was good, now play it like a musician!" ALL THE TIME.
lol. "we got faster and then lost the dynamics. now do it again" haha
My middle school band teacher when I was in eighth grade: "The time doesn't change until it changes."
+Sasha Braus I played oboe in jr. high and my band teacher was always on the verge of a meltdown. Later I found out he died of a heart attack! poor guy....
My middle school teacher was my mother
"That was good... Now play it like you're a musician."
I'm waiting for: "It's Levi-O-saaaa. Not Levio-SAAA!" lol
Michael Carrillo YESSS HERMIONE GRANGER I SEE YOU ARE A SIRIUS POTTERHEAD
Catstar123 TFM Can you tell I am 😂
Michael Carrillo ayyy
Michael Carrillo I’m a potterhead too!
My teacher always says "Don't go faster, stop speeding up". In every lesson 😂😂😂😂
Well...maybe, just maybe, perhaps, quite possibly, you need to stop speeding up.
Maaaybe e.e Im improving actually, But that was in the past, when I was months on the violin, almost six years ago, so that "Stop going so fast" thing it's not a problem now.
One more time. *Three weeks later* Now just one more time.
I knew automatically that "one more time" would be in here at least once!!
I played the clarinet all throughout high school. My music teacher's favorite word?
"Embouchure. Embouchure. EMBOUCHURE."
Also
"Look at me. Watch me. Eyes on me."
Otaku Madness 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
"Lets tune one more time."
Music Teacher: "Ok, we are going to play one more time through, I promise." *plays through the music* "Saxophone was too loud. Lets do it again." .... The moment you want to throw a pencil at someone but you don't have one with you.
Nightmare Song You have a trombone.
Noice pun
Do**
I can totally relate to the "okay.. ONE more time.." -_-
"You have to read the music."
"Why are you still reading the music?"
OMG STORY OF MY HIGH SCHOOL MUSIC CAREER
"GUYS SHUT UP!" "No, tenors, play SOFTER!! MICHAEL, SOFTER!" "See, the reason we're dragging... everone:'PIT!!!' Ok, now we're rushing because -everyone else: DRUMLINE!!!" "WATCH!!!!!!!!!" "WATCH THE STINKIN DRUM MAJOR, THEY'RE NOT UP THERE FLAPPING THEIR ARMS AROUND FOR NO REASON!" "Hey, trumpets..." "We'll move on once piccolos are tuned" "SHUT YOUR MOUTHS!" "SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND DO YOUR JOB!" "You had one job..." "No, like, HIT the timpani"
just some of my personal favorites
Wheres:
OR ARE YOU GONNA BE ON MY FUCKING TIME?
eyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Whiplash
the voice teacher with the white striped shirt is so sassy I love it omg
He’s currently teaching choir at my school, we watched this in class
'STOP SPEEDING UP! THIS IS THE BEAT!' I say that at least once a week!
me everyday
The band teacher always goes: CAMERON DON'T HIT THAT WITH THAT.
THAT'S WHAT ... *backs away*
Did anyone else think that when he said "Sing this pitch" It sounded like "Sing this bitch."?
Now sing this bitch.
With my choir director it's always. "Mark it in your music!" "This was just supposed to be a quick run-through and it's been twenty minutes!"
Honestly feel bad for my band director. so many kids are not made to do music. they don't have a good ear for music, they are practically tone deaf, and they can't follow directions.
I can work with tone deaf. I have trouble with those who *won't* follow directions.
Discipline and motivation can help even a disadvantaged old beginner.
Ego and stubbornness always destroy even a genius prodigy.
Forever Killjoy how do you know that you have the ear for music?
Kageyama Tobio sorry man i was more or less angry at the op, sorry for tagging u ❤
I think what they mean by a "good ear for music" is understanding how notes sound or even tuning with other instruments
That's baloney. ANYONE can do it with a GOOD teacher. If you CAN'T it's the person teaching you.
my violin teacher: "sound less violiny and more trumpety." Not even kidding those are his exact word or "makes this more wooshy" and I'm just like ummmm okkk
Wow that's amazingly nonhelpful of a comment.
Alexandra S and here I'm battling to make my violin sound like a violin...
anyone else yell out "paradiddle" at 1:20 before the teacher said it?
Yes indeed I did
me!!! 😄😄😄😄😄😄
guilty
guilty as charged xD
no, I'm a singer, I thought they were writting Rei La Rei Rei and was really confused
For the final, father fucking time, was I rushing, or was I dragging?!
Not quite my tempo
Major Biggles NOT MY FUCKING TEMPO
One more time is my band director's favorite term
Alex_The_GRR8 ikr
same xD
The whole video is just "INTONATION" screamed very angrily.
alyssa paull YES!!
Who else hears their teacher say "COUNT. COUNT EVERY TIME YOU PLAY YOU WILL GET BETTER!!!!"
*plays without counting and teacher gets impressed* HAH you thought
"You guys suck!" *throws stuff*
"YOU MUST READ THE MUSIC" Lmao. That line always crack me up. It's so relatable in so many levels XD
"Cut your nails."
"Watch my hands."
"1, 2, 3, - and by the way ______"
"Who is in the wrong key?"
some of my personal favorites from my choir teacher
"look at your music not at me. I don't have the music tattooed on my face"
"I almost liked it"
"uh is for under the pitch, ah is for on top of the pitch"
"this time in English"
"then sing it that way!"
After 13 years of teaching, I don't even bother asking how much practice was done during the week because I already know by the way the student is _walking_.
"One more time," That's what I say! 😹
Michael Aaron method.
My ballet teacher literally says "do it one more time" millions times each class it drives me insane
What other chorus students gets nitpicked for a mess up on tall vowels? 8D
SHOUT OUT TO THOSE WHO SAT UP WHEN THEY SAID SIT UP LMFAO
My life = Sit at the edge of your seat. Now, One more time. Altos, stop singing the soprano part! (I'm a soprano) You've had this music for a while now, you should have memorized it! Put your hands to your side. Guys, you don't sing that low!
the hold your hands like this is too real
my life as a concert violinist: Ok... lets play this measure individually.
Siilver Poiison I FREAKING KNOW RIGHT
15/16 time sig!? 4:27 WTF!
It happens sometimes. It's fun.
"fun"
There's an awesome flute duet book entirely comprised of asymmetrical meter I used to sight read from in lessons with a teacher one summer. I WISH I KNEW THE NAME OF THAT BOOK - sorry. Yeah 15/16 is a thing.
Technical death metal
vZZenn I was thinking more prog metal.
You know I'm a singer cause when he played the piano I automatically matched the pitch! Oh the struggle!
I'm a string player and I also matched pitch... More like musician struggles!
karenviolinist It's like breathing to us. We don't think about it we just do it.
Exactly! I'm in percussion class. We started paradiddles the class after I saw this. And my teacher introduced it just about the exact same was as this video said it.
No no. It's "oh" not "ohhhhh". Tall vowels.
Ashley L ME TOO
As a bass player, my teacher is like: "A better shift would be from 2nd to 4th then back to 1st and then 9th position instead of all of it in 1st position."
Dy Ray Sighz I understand I play violin and my teacher will be like "let's make it interesting how about from 1st to 5th then back on an awkward 2nd position to a 4th that's lying in the middle of the fingerboard... no I understand it can all be played in 1st position but this is more fun" *violin screeches*
a literal quote from my band teacher in the middle of a song
teacher: *starts coughing really hard*
kid sitting next to me: mr. a, you okay? (we all stopped playing)
teacher: *cough* i'M pErFeCt kEeP pLaYiNg
Actually, reading the description, I noticed that this is an awesome way to solve a lot of music programs being cut. I love this video even more,
Thanks for this VDO, I really love it.
I have subscribed your channel for new VDOs from you more.
"Breathe" Yeah, I don't know how to do that. Please teach me
I had a music ed teacher in college who always said "you just have to trust me"
Just passed 60,000 views! Good job Jessica Chriesman!
STOP. SPEEDING. UP. THIS IS. THE BEAT. DON'T. GO FASTER. THAN THIS.
True as heck
I was in orchestra, viola last year but now im in color guard. when I listened i heard it in my teacher's voice he said every single thing in this so video, so accurate! :)
This is indeed making life bearable!!! grin... I did love it!! I'm 79 and I still remember at age 6 my teacher with a ruler smacking the back of my hands with it!!
“You’re making progress” so relatable
Is it just me, or does one of the dudes look a lot like Loki?
Brandon Castillo ok yes. I agree. A like teen loki.
holy shit-
My piano teacher is amazing. She is the most supportive, lovely and selfless person I know. Also such a great teacher. I've learned so much in 5,5 years and I'm so thankfull for her. I have now graduated the highest level that I can in my music school. Only in 5 years, because of her.
Thanks for the video, Matt Smith
This started off funny and relatable but ended stressful and relatable
After watching this I feel like I have the best and loveliest teacher in the world. Which I don't doubt.
This is quite similar to my band teacher, just add in a BUNCH of sarcasm and boom! My band teacher
my orchestra teacher:viola's play louder
me and the one other viola: *tries to play louder*
Love it!
I was cracking up from the beginning! this is sooooooo true!!!!
The first one got me because THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT MY CHOIR TEACHER DOES FOR WARMUPS.
My piano teacher's favorite phrases:
Use the metronome!
4 octaves warm up, not 2
COUNT!
Teacher: Okay, now go home and practice this part for 20 minutes. Me: This is 3 measures long...
Relax your wrists!
Move over a second, let me show you.
And, the one I hate the most:
Alright, have this memorized by next week.
Love my teacher though! She's amazing, I've improved so much under her. Listen to your teachers kids, they actually do know what they're doing. Most of the time. ;)
0:42 my band teacher
"do not look at your fingers. they will still be there."
"mommy made me mash my m&m's" my 7th grade chorus teacher did the EXACT same warm-up. *chills*
"Good things are happening"
"You didn't practice this did you?"
Thing is, you do have to practice every day.
And once you do practice every day, nobody ever tells you to practice every day.
The best of both worlds.
Yes!!! My singing teacher acts exactly as you!!!
My guitar teacher's personal favourite: "You're over-thinking it."
This is soooo accurate
"Where are we starting?"
"Oh, 15 measures from measure 23."
"Sit up straight" & "Hold your trumpet up" Is all I ever hear my teacher say!
i have a bit of an odd hearing thing. when i am given some notes and told to say in what order they were just played i am completly useless. but hearing chords, intervals, key types? i'm really good at that. unsure how that works.
For choir before a concert we going all the way through without stopping Choir teacher says then stops 3 times in one song or 2 because of different reason Then says sorry and repeats it
"Mommy made me mash my m&mms oh my" -my chorus teacher AHHHHHHHHHHH SO ACCURATE
the tempo one...SOOOO TRUE
"I think you're having too much fun with this"
"Let's keep reviewing this one." I PLAYED IT EXACTLY WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME
my piano teacher is literally ‘one more time’ and ‘you must read music’, but i love her anyway lol
"'If it doesn't leave a mark, you're good.' That's what my old supervisor said." -String Ensemble Teacher
Giving me flashbacks
Choir: sings*
Choral director:great job y’all!!! DO IT AGAIN
"that was great, now let's do it one more time" ...constantly be heard coming from my mouth!
&
"keep your reed wet, we live in a desert!"
use your diaphragm
I had an instructor tell us to turn our stand around and then play the music.
"THE BEAT GOES LIKE THIS" my teacher all the time because I keep speeding up
(Not a quote)
Does anyone remember rehearsing a piece... when the conductor speeds up and slows down to see if you are paying attention?
I once had a conductor who did that in the concert
My music teacher once said "when in doubt pull out". He was talking about taking the mouthpiece of our instrument and pulling it out a little bit if our sound was too flat. But it came off a little wrong
My drum teacher is like that. One more time. Very good! Now One more time from the top please.
This is sooo true omg
"Better musicians are better people" (at concert of selective students)
"Okay okay perfect!!! That's exactly how I want it!! Now let's do it one more time to make sure it wasn't a fluke."
I took piano, chorus, and band so I relate to so much of this XD
After 2 years I come back to this video today, don't know why. I've realized alot of things in this video than I did 2 years ago. The first teacher they show, reminds me of Alan Rickman, probably because of the hair and attitude? and the other teacher at 0:24, kinda looks like Billy Joel. And yay! Beautiful Dreamer!
RLRR or LRLL is a whole paradiddle the exercise just alternates between your hands with the starting beat
I was in choir last year so I feel this