this video is genuinely one of the funniest things i've ever seen, when jschaltt's stream asks for the seed, when someone donates under antvenom's name, it's all so good. thanks for the quality content
"can i at least tell you why i think stall is one of the best songs?" "yeah go for it i'm not gonna-- i'm not g-- i'm not gonna care" fucking got me good there
Seeing as it's been 5 years since this dropped I wanted to share that I found this video half a decade ago when a guy in my freshman year Spanish class printed a picture of Carson crying with the word "milk" written over his face and asked everyone in class to sign it.
This is my favorite video ever. Its so perfect. The fact you arent completely in the know of what's going on at the start then after Jschlatt comes in you're provided with more and more exposition on the situation is what seals it for me. Then from that point on it's pure loudness, insanity, joy, sadness, THIS is the true perfect video. Possibly better than A Tribute to Minecraft. I can't stop watching this
I just find it funny how he goes from normal talking to earrape within 5 seconds of conversation, and how Carson did not just blow water all over his screen when he jschlatt argued about stal
I miss these videos very much. I know comments like these are everywhere but I still wanna say my piece in hopes maybe Carson sees it at some point. These videos brought me some of my favourite entertainment ever, and the humour of Carson, Schlatt, Jawsh, etc, is what shaped my humour to this day. Just thought I'd say thank you for all that, despite how minor it is.
you dont mine diamonds that are easily accessible without a fortune pick considering he already had an enchantment table, sugar cane, and a cow farm (based on the amount of beef he has) he was about to get one
Jschlatt - Carson (March) 2019, “Carson, you know me man” “STOP SAYING I KNOW YOU, I DONT!” Jschlatt - Carson (Now), “Carson, you know me man” *”Yeah.. I sure do..”* Goodbye SMPLIVE.
stupid rat Kinda, you see there is a system called “Saturation” every food has a different saturation value, with steak having one of the highest. Saturation prolongs the time until the hunger starts going down again, however it matters not at what hunger you eat it so long as it fills up the hunger bar or is not supplemented with another, different value. So there is no reason not to take advantage of the four hunger bars a single steak can recover. Told you I’ve been at this a while.
Man this video is probably my favorite youtube video ever, I don’t think I’ll ever not enjoy watching it. After everything that’s happened with Carson and stuff, I’ll probably still find myself coming back to this every few months or years. Not a dull moment in this video.
*Meets a minecraft youtuber/streamer named Jshlatt and only get to know him for 3 hours* "Nah trust me man. you, you know me. Trust me man you just KNOW me."
One time me and my brother had an epic Minecraft seed with a stacked cave with 15 diamonds. We couldn’t decide who would be short with seven so I killed my brother and he cried and we deleted the seed.
Bruh, i would have been angered if he mined them. He left him and noted where they were so he could come back to them when hes enchanted his already diamonds to a fortune 3 pickaxe then go back and mine the diamonds hes found and get loads more profit. Hes being smary
@@themondegod4014 fortune 3 pickaxe gives u more diamonds in 1 ore So if u were to break a diamond ore with a pickaxe u would only get 1 diamond but if u had fortune 3 u would get 1 to 4 in a single ore Correct me if I'm wrong
This is where it all started for me. The first SMPLive video I’d ever seen. I had no idea who any of these people were, what a Schlatt-coin was, or why this man with the terrible microphone hated Stal. This video is going to sit firmly in my Nostalgia playlist for as long as my UA-cam account exists.
“you know me”
“we just met”
“alright- i’m telling you, *this is me* “
you know me Sophia you can give me your credit card info
@@bigpigeon2384 9wt423964r2246904235679043t679043t6t30967t49067 SASMC)(*789
And it really was him
Is this really the first time they met?
@@ruller8901 Yes
"You know me, Carson"
"Stop saying that I know you!"
"Y O U K N O W M E"
7:58
"and you've got 30 seconds"
Schlatt made one hell of a first impression.
N
Im with schlatt stal is terrible
You know him, he never let's anyone indefferent
Schlatt made war over discs before it became mainstream
You know him
antvenom and jschlatt : fights over discs
carson : *d r i n k s w a t e r*
Nobody:
jshlatt: *YOU KNOW ME CARSON*
As I read this comment I saw him sip water
S U C C
I mean, stal IS incredible, and worth arguing for.
Nix waternigga
whenever jschlatt is talking the captions say [music]
@@ashkennedy9789 same thing
About sums up today's music
“Jesus was giving me an ultimatum”
𝕹 𝖔 𝖎 𝖙 𝖉 𝖔 𝖊 𝖘 ' 𝖓 𝖙
Drewster this comment got me good holy ahit
*March, 2019*
Schlatt: *I want him gone, I want him banned*
*July 2019*
Schlatt: *I want him gone, I want him banned*
Sunmay Charlie is just a clone of Schlatt
JSCHLATT*
What’s the time stamp
Lego Stormtrooper no it’s schlatt
Bridget Whitaker 3:00
I had no idea that Carson and schlatt didn’t know each other before this
honestly, like i was genuinely confused when carson said that he had just met schlatt because i thought they knew eachother before this video
Now he's one of his G o o n s
It's crazy to think that their first ever interaction was
"Oh what's up sch- jay- jschlatt"
"Hey- Hey what's up Carson"
you know me man
Mega Bruh same
this video is genuinely one of the funniest things i've ever seen, when jschaltt's stream asks for the seed, when someone donates under antvenom's name, it's all so good. thanks for the quality content
IT was actually him it had the verified tick because it's a yt stream
no
i hope you know it was actually THE antvenom
Found it sweet his chat wanted to help him
Jschaltt
Jschlatt: “Go for it, I’m not gonna care.”
5 minutes later.....
Jschlatt: “MY CHILDHOOD HERO HAS JUST CALLED ME BIPOLAR”
HeadOnTheCore what timestamp
The Chikn 9:05
Yeetboi 101 how bout just watch the video lol. Its so chaotic
My favourite quote ever is that
You can go for it, I’m just... not gonna CARE.
My childhood hero just call me bipolar
*WHEEZE*
Cat is the best music disc
@@Prodawg yes, a man of culture
Aaron Franke 9:13
@@Prodawg cat sucks ass
Prodawg I think chirp but k
Really disappointed that jschlatt's description link actually leads to his channel and doesn't lead to Stal - 1 hour loop
Jayden Meyer give this man an award for his great idea’s
Dont like the comment it has 666 likes
Great idea, where's the petition?
same
I agree we need this to happen
Antvenom: Stal is the best
Jschlatt: *[REDACTED]*
UnholyBroccoli
*This is fucking underrated*
the
[REDACTED]
Funny mic
lol
@@Stal-C418 hide jchlatt might hurt you
@@richardrogers5666 0.0 oh crap thats right
7:57
"You know me, man."
"STOP SAYING THAT I KNOW YOU."
"Y O U K N O W M E ."
Favourite part
everyone gangsta until jschlatt says “you know me”
Look man I'm just coming out and say it. This Is Me
*”y o u k n o w m e”*
Vinny Sanford *” s t o p s a y i n g y o u k n o w m e”*
This is so surreal to hear Antvenom furiously defending Stal.
*are you siding with antvenom*
Paraliez I am
I like stal
@@jiggityjack8113 jschlatt: *_jfjabwhfubsbdydug dueufbdhsjfhsndhfd_*
David Lopez facts
Carson: stal is decent
schlatt: *hyperventilating in the mic*
"can i at least tell you why i think stall is one of the best songs?"
"yeah go for it
i'm not gonna--
i'm not g--
i'm not gonna care"
fucking got me good there
it’s spelt “stål” dingus fart
“Swear to god if he brings up refugees in this speech”
Pfp sauce
@@dreadlordhg360 facts
@Niko
yeha
Jschlatt, Antvenom, and CallMeCarson. That's a collab I never thought I'd see.
Tracy/Nicholas Woodstock LMAO now it’s the voice of gumball haha
@@GradietPanda12345 Excuse me *_W H A T ! ?_*
we want pewdiepie next
Man whom doesnt like Stal, Hankvenom, and THICC BOI CARCAR
Tracy/Nicholas Woodstock I am so happy that Minecraft is getting a resurgence.
AntVenom and JSchlatt: *Fights over music*
CallMeCarson: *Cooks Rocks*
12:08 "can i get 3 wishes travis?" "No you're ugly."
I kept it togetherness until that dkdndn
most underrated quote of the vid
I promise I died
"antvenom does your phone have a phone button"
"I'm gonna get a skeleton to kill a creeper, get stal, and play it wherever yo-"
*BBBBBRRRRRT BRRRRT*
Seeing as it's been 5 years since this dropped I wanted to share that I found this video half a decade ago when a guy in my freshman year Spanish class printed a picture of Carson crying with the word "milk" written over his face and asked everyone in class to sign it.
Sounds like the average Carson fan tbh
that mic quality reminds me of that student video about ilegally download music
Oh my god yes
ua-cam.com/video/LZgeIReY04c/v-deo.html
*YOU KNOW ITS WRONG TO ILLEGALLY DOWNLOAD MUSIC*
it reminds me of DannyG
@Ashasel C A M E R O N no, xXGTR DannyGXx look it up
man gets into a shouting match with tornado
old man yells at cloud: the squeakel
@@elisec1640 AAAAOAOAOOOOOOO: Road chip
Accurate
5:15 "because you are master of... something"
Little did Hank know, this something would become negotiations and cryptocurrency
"I thought he was my childhood hero"
"but he's worse than Hitler"
Funny how i read the comment right when it was in the video
You could say he’s... STALin
Eyyy 666 likes
That is, in fact, what happened.
This is my favorite video ever. Its so perfect. The fact you arent completely in the know of what's going on at the start then after Jschlatt comes in you're provided with more and more exposition on the situation is what seals it for me. Then from that point on it's pure loudness, insanity, joy, sadness, THIS is the true perfect video. Possibly better than A Tribute to Minecraft. I can't stop watching this
No video is better than A Tribute To Minecraft. A Tribute To Minecraft is a God tier video
@@lavishmarlin4056 you love to see it
schlatt: you know me
carson: we just met
schlatt: *_im telling you, this is who i am_*
I just find it funny how he goes from normal talking to earrape within 5 seconds of conversation, and how Carson did not just blow water all over his screen when he jschlatt argued about stal
Fighting over the country of israel, in minecraft
hey eden. love your vids!
KorewaEden Da fuck you doing here dad.
Fuck Israel
@@anonanonson5996
But you can't be anti-semetic if you reject the definition of anti-semitism.
@@blakecarterpiano Plot twist: I am.
im high asf and i thought they were talking about stalin
no pacman drugs are bad
Honestly that would also be a cassual conversation topic for Schlatt
Ah yes my favorite minecraft disc, stalin
yyes has
yyes has
Jschlatt: He's worse than Hitler.
Carson: I-*agrees*
Nobody:
Antvenom: *stal*
Jschlatt Said in his Minecraft tribute video that stal was shit. Thats the reason why antvenom Said that stal was his favorite song
Jschlatt: **angry muffled sounds**
@@duckfrob2911 *cough* r/wooosh
@@festivite its not a r/woosh If i got the joke. I Just killed it
@@duckfrob2911 Fair enough I guess...
I miss these videos very much. I know comments like these are everywhere but I still wanna say my piece in hopes maybe Carson sees it at some point. These videos brought me some of my favourite entertainment ever, and the humour of Carson, Schlatt, Jawsh, etc, is what shaped my humour to this day. Just thought I'd say thank you for all that, despite how minor it is.
Carson's the only minecraft gamer to find diamonds and not throw his computer across the room out of pure joy
When your a minecraft veteran, you dont care about diamonds anymore. It's all about the craft.
He knows the truth of the craft
Diamonds are overrated *change my mind*
Also Ethoslab would and *has* thrown the useless blue stones in lava
you dont mine diamonds that are easily accessible without a fortune pick
considering he already had an enchantment table, sugar cane, and a cow farm (based on the amount of beef he has) he was about to get one
Call me -Carson- C418
C477 M3 C4R50N
@@canofpepsi8667 I might be getting wooshed here but the dude isn't speaking in L33T speak
@@threeeyedgoldpatrick you're all good, I know he isn't speaking in l33t
I see u almost everyday xD
Can of Pepsi I DRINK YOU EVERYDAY NOW BE A CRUSHED CAN OF PEPSI
AntVenom: **disagrees**
Jschlatt:*_heavy breathing on mic in rage_*
-stupid things-
_very important and life-changing things._
Correct
can you fuck off please i see u everywhere
@@aiuwhdawiou he's the new Justin Y.
why are you on every video i watch
Life or death type of shit..
Jschlatt and HankVenom argue over a music disk for 40 minutes
it's disc* you racist
@@BinBoggled no it's d'isck you senseless pig
blu3122 disckcksjfj
@@BinBoggled whe're you l'ive
@@BinBoggled y'ou l'ive i'n po'rtuga'l?
“Wow, so you’re unoriginal?”
Guys this line is too underrated.
No. It's too unoriginal
Jschlatt doesn't like stal because he lived in the USSR and it reminds him of stalin
bruh moment
Time to put *Stal in.*
Boomers amirite
That's why his mic is so bad
Who knew Logan from Big time rush is from the USSR
jschlatt is harder to understand than king crimson
A... JoJo reference?!?! NANI?!
Blue Soul Chris hum you know what king crimson is... right?
He’s using a special effect
So simple, yet so complicated
Imagine still not understanding King Crimson after 20 years...
Jschlatt - Carson (March) 2019,
“Carson, you know me man”
“STOP SAYING I KNOW YOU,
I DONT!”
Jschlatt - Carson (Now),
“Carson, you know me man”
*”Yeah.. I sure do..”*
Goodbye SMPLIVE.
wait.. did it all go full circle?
@@equaius893 its always gone full circle
@@dollyista Even more full circle now.
@@MrPallable sigh
5:33 Bold words Antvenom for someone who beat the enderdragon in 15 minutes
it was set seed tho
Shhhhhhh no one needs to know that
Is anyone gonna talk about the fact that he ate a whole steak because he had half a missing hunger 10:00
grmbanzon I’m shaking what the fuck carsans
grmbanzon
As a Minecraft veteran this makes me mad.
stupid rat
Kinda, you see there is a system called “Saturation” every food has a different saturation value, with steak having one of the highest. Saturation prolongs the time until the hunger starts going down again, however it matters not at what hunger you eat it so long as it fills up the hunger bar or is not supplemented with another, different value. So there is no reason not to take advantage of the four hunger bars a single steak can recover.
Told you I’ve been at this a while.
grmbanzon he had carrots
He’s flexing
Man this video is probably my favorite youtube video ever, I don’t think I’ll ever not enjoy watching it. After everything that’s happened with Carson and stuff, I’ll probably still find myself coming back to this every few months or years. Not a dull moment in this video.
me too man...good times have gone
Yeah fuck Carson but these old videos are still nice
@@Plupert”fuck Carson for 19 to 17.” THE LEGAL AGE IS 16 WHERE HE LIVED
for real cuh
I thought he was talking about Stalin not Stal
He puts stalin
Same
wait, its not about stalin?
Until he said music disc I was very confused
Same here
*Meets a minecraft youtuber/streamer named Jshlatt and only get to know him for 3 hours*
"Nah trust me man. you, you know me. Trust me man you just KNOW me."
You look like fat scarce
"I stopped attacking him seconds before he did this"
"Ok"
Underrated
Jschlatt: I WILL GET HIM BANNED
Antvenom: What happened?
Carson, the best negotiator: He...doesn't like the cut of your jib!
I’ve watched this at least fifteen times now and I’m still crying
Jschlatts hatred towards antvenom really is the
“You either did a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain”
*jschlatt destroys Stal lovers with facts and knowledge*
*Staltards getting rekt with facts by Jschlatt*
Jschlatt* cmon man.
@@tonyferguson3675 staltards lmfao
One time me and my brother had an epic Minecraft seed with a stacked cave with 15 diamonds. We couldn’t decide who would be short with seven so I killed my brother and he cried and we deleted the seed.
thats just like the porno i watched yesterday!
victory royale
So... about that seed
I agree with Ba29ne
About that seed...
on that day 4 months later ant venom and jschlatt finally killed the ender dragon with bussy boys.
Yo. AntVenom said that Stal was his favorite record because skitscape would play it so much on his server. my heart can’t handle this bro.
All right, this is the best fucking Carson Minecraft moment.
5:34 believe it or not I once made a world of minecraft, dug straight down, instantly found the ender portal
I love Jschlatt, I'm crying this was so beautiful
10:40 "Commiting Sudoku"
-AntVenom 2019
Nice profile pic
Thanks bro. Its called breadskate. Love yours too lol
I’ve lost count of how many times i’ve watched this video, never fails to bring a smile to my face, 10/10 quality Carson
when carson wouldn’t mind those diamonds my whole body became ANGERED
Bruh, i would have been angered if he mined them. He left him and noted where they were so he could come back to them when hes enchanted his already diamonds to a fortune 3 pickaxe then go back and mine the diamonds hes found and get loads more profit. Hes being smary
@@biggiecheese4401 don't get it
@@themondegod4014 fortune 3 pickaxe gives u more diamonds in 1 ore
So if u were to break a diamond ore with a pickaxe u would only get 1 diamond but if u had fortune 3 u would get 1 to 4 in a single ore
Correct me if I'm wrong
@@themondegod4014 of course you dont you fucking dumfuck
He was waiting for Fortune III
"Antvenom does your phone have a home button?"
"Not anymore"
no one:
literally no one:
jschlatt: I WANT HIM GONE
Nothing in Minecraft is a stupid thing, for it is a pure and perfect game
im totally not gonna look away from you and you're totally not gonna snap my neck, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight?
What about ambient noises?
HAIL THE Ń Ü T T
Ambient noises are the cream of the crop dude.
True, but the only thing I'm concerned is peanut going to snap my necc
my boy jschlatt is having a 1 v everyone rn
9:12 probably one of the best quotes from this server
Agree
“antvenom left; the last thing being told to him is ‘does your phone have a home button”
jschlatt peaking his mic is way too funny
he has a second garbage mic that he switches to
Why do people find shitty mics and earrapes funny?
@@LowryYT for the memes
ohkei that doesnt explain anything..... I don’t get it either why it is supposed to be funny
@@diveinstructordaniel1095 bcus some people find it humorus when something loud is happening
“It’s physically impossible to find and kill the ender dragon in less than 30 minutes” current speedrun is about 4 minutes at time of writing
Carson here’s an ultimatum
Upload more Minecraft Videos
Or
Put me on your Minecraft Server Whitelist
Trust me, you know me. You know me. You know me.
Dude y’all just met
YOU KNOW ME
You know me
Come on Carson, you KNOW him.
Come on you know him
Videos like these hit different now
ant: "its phsically impossible to get to the end and kill the enderdragon in 30 minutes"
Speedrunners: Are you sure about that?
wait, they just met last year? Carson and Schlatt? It feels like they've been friends forever with how well they fit together wtf
“You’re my childhood hero. This is the worst day of my life.”
“My childhood hero is calling me bipolar.”
The cycle continues
It's hard to believe that that was the first interaction they had. Now, they're two goons in a pod.
Jschatt: you have two options.
Carson: No I don’t think I will.
"hey, hey... you know me, man."
"stop saying that i know you-"
**UNDETERMINABLE SOUND**
Just take me back to these times
Carson I came here to escape the CNN-type arguments, yet here we are arguing about records...
"It is physically impossible to find the portal and kill the Ender Dragon within 30 minutes"
Dream, Illumina, and Benex: Watch me
Anvenom:
"it is physically impossible to find the ender portal and beat the game in 30 minutes"
Speedrunner:
"are you challenging me?"
"ive been playing minecraft for 3 hours straight"
me: you fool. *playing minecraft for a full day*
"my childhood hero just called me bipolar"
Destruction: 100
Antvenom: It’s physically impossible to kill the ended dragon in thirty minutes.
Dream: Bet
Every other speed runner: Am I a joke to you?
Dream's loot tables: Bet
Dream: cheat
@@soumaiseu2470 facts
“Can I get three wishes Travis?”
“No you’re ugly” 😂😂😂
this should be a real series that continues
I think It is a series
Just watch it on twitch
6
This is where it all started for me. The first SMPLive video I’d ever seen. I had no idea who any of these people were, what a Schlatt-coin was, or why this man with the terrible microphone hated Stal. This video is going to sit firmly in my Nostalgia playlist for as long as my UA-cam account exists.
Man when they are arguing over Stall it’s so funny because the mic quality goes to 2007
This story came full circle, from jschlatt wanting Antvenom banned, to finally beating the ender dragon together.
3:17 is when they fight over stal, you're welcome
thanks dear
thank you
Oh my, well don't mind if I do!.
2:07 did my man Carson just skip diamonds in the mine?
He's going to take a looting pick to mine them and get double or triple the diamonds
7:47 WHAT A SAVE
Cool Guy Max a not really there were ladders there
There was water down there anyways.
Petition to make Jschlatt rename his channel to "Jstall"
Yee yee juice has been injected
I’m early and I did not know what to say
yanny juice
Ian Palmer your epic
Haw haw juice
Ian Palmer my pp is hard y shaggy
My favorite part of this video was someone asking Travis for three wishes and Travis told them "No, you're ugly".
2:29 IM GONNA GET A SKELETON TO KILL A CREEPER IM GONNA MAKE IT DROP STAL AND IM GONNA PLAY IT EVERYWHERE YOU WALK
7:37 I swear I heard Swaggersouls say "hello?"
I am so glad they ended smp live at the perfect time so now I can go back and revisit nostalgically
not many people are gonna see this but after the news came out i was frustrated and angry i just needed to come back here one last time
we just need to move on
same. i always watch these videos when i need a good laugh. i’m not gonna be able to do that anymore :/
Carson's video are not the same vibe anymore knowing what happended with him...
@@tgnm9615 tbrh, it's been going stale even before it got revealed
yo
Ant venom: it is physically impossible to find and kill the ender dragon in 30 min
Me: Your Minecraft speedrun was 15 minutes long