But Dagoth Ur (the God), the most devious lick of them all is when you stole our hearts. I mean that metaphorically, but I would also like my actual, literal heart back. This one made from Ash is working fine, but I'd prefer to not have my organs sold off to fund the building of Akulakhan. I know driving the mongrel dogs of the empire out of Morrowind is important and all, but I like my organs where they were tbh.
@@loveponag3921 Other than epic level heart burn? Not really anything worth noting, compared to becoming an ascendant sleeper or something similar. Some limb tingling, blood the color of thick mud, increased nausea after a hard workout (gotta lift if you wanna honor the tribe unmourned), fatigue, the odd rash every now and then, stone-centric pica, a constant fever of 150 degrees C, surviving at extremely high temperatures, occasional tongue numbness, and some other sundries that I'd rather not get into. Definitely worth it if you have heart failure, but not something I'd choose just because.
@@nico6143 Damn. Good luck getting your OG heart back. Sounds like it's better to get this fixed sooner rather than later. (thank u for the delicious lore)
"Nerevar. Are you aware that children are unkillable meat sponges? I do not know how long this bizarre phenomenon occurs, but I have an idea for an unkillable, immortal army of free labor."
Dagoth is either going to become an icon for anti imperial youths or basically shredder from the original TMNT movie if he goes down this path and either path sounds hilarious.
Breaking news: Quirked up lizard boi busts it down sexual style. Could he be GOAT'ed with the sauce? Just typing this made me feel like I was dying of Thrassian Plague
"Another child was standing on top of a table and have been doing one of those two week dances" That is the best Fortnite joke I have ever heard and I am shocked not a lot of people caught on with it.
I thought he just meant a fad that’s gone in two weeks, but I could sense there was something I was missing. I feel dumb now, perhaps I have contracted Ash Woe Blight.
You think Nerevarine gets fed up that everytime he visits his main man Dagoth Ur, he finds himself having to sort out some goofy tragedy he got himself into? (Also I had to do a double take on that thumbnail cuz I was like "what the fuck is Pious Augustus doing in the corner there?")
The Nerevarine immediately involves themselves into all the stupidest most mundane drama whenever they enter any given village. They're fucking loving this.
But Dagoth Ur (the God), the most devious lick of them all is when you stole our hearts.
I mean that metaphorically, but I would also like my actual, literal heart back. This one made from Ash is working fine, but I'd prefer to not have my organs sold off to fund the building of Akulakhan. I know driving the mongrel dogs of the empire out of Morrowind is important and all, but I like my organs where they were tbh.
@@dosbueno2gud Well, damn. Thank you.
Are there any side-effects to having a heart made of ash?
@@loveponag3921 Other than epic level heart burn? Not really anything worth noting, compared to becoming an ascendant sleeper or something similar.
Some limb tingling, blood the color of thick mud, increased nausea after a hard workout (gotta lift if you wanna honor the tribe unmourned), fatigue, the odd rash every now and then, stone-centric pica, a constant fever of 150 degrees C, surviving at extremely high temperatures, occasional tongue numbness, and some other sundries that I'd rather not get into.
Definitely worth it if you have heart failure, but not something I'd choose just because.
@@nico6143 Damn. Good luck getting your OG heart back. Sounds like it's better to get this fixed sooner rather than later.
(thank u for the delicious lore)
"nerevar they told me I was cancelled for saying n'wah"
[New Quest Received] Convince the ascended sleepers to steal from the Empire
"Nerevar. Are you aware that children are unkillable meat sponges? I do not know how long this bizarre phenomenon occurs, but I have an idea for an unkillable, immortal army of free labor."
"I shall construct a 10 year old Akulakhan... no it's not the same as Smolkulakhan, Nerevar..."
Dagoth is either going to become an icon for anti imperial youths or basically shredder from the original TMNT movie if he goes down this path and either path sounds hilarious.
I really feel this one. I can never keep up with youth slang like "bussing" and "based" and "Kwaa's my Flanenzerg"
Do not contribute "based" to zoomers
@@GenericProtagonist7 You're all youth compared to the Sixth House and the tribe unmourned.
Don't ever stop making these.
Breaking news: Quirked up lizard boi busts it down sexual style. Could he be GOAT'ed with the sauce?
Just typing this made me feel like I was dying of Thrassian Plague
Yeah that helmet is a great disguise, couldn't tell it was a tentacle disease monster wearing it.
Dagoth is a new type of elf, he's a boomer~
"On god, Nerevar, that shit was bussin'. No cap."
Can't help but snicker each time "Dagoth Ur (the building)" drops.
0:27 Bro threw the House Hlallu gang signs at Dagoth Ur (the sixth house gang leader)
Devious licks really Kwaa's my Flanenzerg.
Perhaps another devious lick, might be to wake up the Ayleid Lichea in Cyrodil to distract the Imperials.
As the youths of yesteryear said,
"he just like me, fr fr"
No cap
DAGOTH-UR CONFIRMED FOR THINKING AN ARGONIAN IS SEXY
"Another child was standing on top of a table and have been doing one of those two week dances" That is the best Fortnite joke I have ever heard and I am shocked not a lot of people caught on with it.
@@dosbueno2gud I'm honestly surprised too. I hope people know Fortnite also means two weeks
I thought he just meant a fad that’s gone in two weeks, but I could sense there was something I was missing. I feel dumb now, perhaps I have contracted Ash Woe Blight.
*Oh no*
To me your Dagoth is canon!
Now when Skywind finally gets released I probably won't have it in me to actually kill the guy.
You think Nerevarine gets fed up that everytime he visits his main man Dagoth Ur, he finds himself having to sort out some goofy tragedy he got himself into?
(Also I had to do a double take on that thumbnail cuz I was like "what the fuck is Pious Augustus doing in the corner there?")
The Nerevarine immediately involves themselves into all the stupidest most mundane drama whenever they enter any given village. They're fucking loving this.
Sitcom ass chosen one life
Dagoth Ur is just like me fr fr.
Ashcel, unmournedpilled
This is the most *based* Dagoth take yet
Quest denied and failed.
New quest added- Purge to ascended zoomers
Ash-cel LMFAO
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The building.
What’s a devious lick
ashcell 😂