Dagoth Ur Needs You To Co-Sign His Lease

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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
  • It's tough to be a god. One second you're riding high, constructing Akulakahn. The next, you don't have two septims to rub together. #morrowind #dagothur #elevenlabs #elderscrolls

КОМЕНТАРІ • 49

  • @quanicle101
    @quanicle101 Рік тому +287

    my favorite dagoth memes are the really mundane ones. like dagoth ur talking about doing normal shit like paying taxes

    • @Shindenize
      @Shindenize Рік тому +1

      And being an ass about it, with the Nerevarine taking all the blame.

    • @legacy9171
      @legacy9171 6 місяців тому

      I love how eloquently he speaks

  • @blackjackking51
    @blackjackking51 Рік тому

    Terrible.

  • @OkamiDeluxe
    @OkamiDeluxe Рік тому +283

    I love that for Dagoth that opening line counts as a pleasantry

  • @BIastwave.
    @BIastwave. Рік тому +81

    There is something so god damn funny about Dagoth Ur being in these incredibly mundane but realistic scenarios

  • @TheWheelman298
    @TheWheelman298 Рік тому +64

    Dagoth ur the god being evicted from dagoth ur the building due to his brother and accountant dagoth endus losing all his money to bad crypto investments is funnier than it should be.

  • @baileymihajlich2052
    @baileymihajlich2052 Рік тому +36

    Is it too late to get in on the ground floor for Netch-coin!?

  • @HassanSra
    @HassanSra Рік тому +31

    “serpent brained nwah” the is one of the funniest ES slurs I’ve ever heard

  • @batialexis9339
    @batialexis9339 Рік тому +81

    I love the dagoth ur series where he tries to live a ordinary life.

  • @kevinperrette
    @kevinperrette Рік тому +20

    2:58 is basically the start of a masterpiece of monologue.

  • @lonetrap
    @lonetrap Рік тому +13

    the way he says "sweet sweet Nerevar" always gets me hahahah

  • @michaelsasylum
    @michaelsasylum Рік тому +39

    The real estate market in Balmora must be on fire, even Dagoth Ur can't find a pad to crash in.

  • @averykimball
    @averykimball Рік тому +12

    How can you evict a god?

  • @YaBoiAshX
    @YaBoiAshX Рік тому +24

    Am sorry dagoth, the banana hat is too sick

  • @TurtleShroom3
    @TurtleShroom3 Рік тому +29

    Who "owned" the Red Mountain Zone and, specifically, Dagoth Ur (the Volcano)? The Tribunal?

    • @firefight77
      @firefight77 Рік тому +25

      What a grand and intoxicating innocence, we're not allowed to notice who owns it.

    • @giantslug6969
      @giantslug6969 Рік тому +15

      It was indeed the Tribunal, but the very mentioning of who is considered anti-Tribunic and such will get you banned from reality

    • @Pink_Noodle
      @Pink_Noodle Рік тому +8

      Supremely based comments here. Hopefully we get back to Veloth's teachings someday.

    • @WinterPhoenixForestKirin
      @WinterPhoenixForestKirin Рік тому +2

      I hope one day the Nords will be "allowed" to own Skyrim again. Curses upon the fools who lost it.

    • @TurtleShroom3
      @TurtleShroom3 Рік тому +2

      @@WinterPhoenixForestKirin
      Lost to whom? The Falmers tried to exterminate the Nords first, and did so unprovoked, IIRC

  • @ectopicEye
    @ectopicEye Рік тому +51

    your renditions are hands down one of my favourites. not only is the script fire, but the voice is just perfect

  • @MrJulioPK
    @MrJulioPK Рік тому +5

    3:35 holy shit lmfao. my sides

  • @squattingheads
    @squattingheads Рік тому +45

    "The building" will never not make me laugh

  • @rosedragon3498
    @rosedragon3498 Рік тому +10

    Dagoth ur asks you to sign his petition

  • @ColonelMarlowe
    @ColonelMarlowe Рік тому +5

    Stinks to high aetherius… haha I’m going to have to use that.

  • @mmmtm8930
    @mmmtm8930 Рік тому +7

    I think Netchcoin was my favorite bit.

  • @murrayshekelberg9754
    @murrayshekelberg9754 Рік тому +5

    Dagoth Ur is pretty based

    • @rq4740
      @rq4740 6 місяців тому

      *very based

  • @LotteLattes
    @LotteLattes Рік тому +3

    I Dagoth Ur, Head Of The Sixth House And The Tribe Unmourned Approve This Message

  • @dutch1641
    @dutch1641 Рік тому +14

    literally the career of every funni person on twitch or youtube

  • @lindseytaylor3793
    @lindseytaylor3793 Рік тому +3

    i need a whole series of dagoth ur somehow having been sent to our planet with no way back and so he makes rant videos to cope. i love the elder scrolls lore related dagoth ur videos about daedric princes and such, but sometimes i just want to hear his thought about, like, home owners associations

  • @thomaswootwoot
    @thomaswootwoot Рік тому +6

    Why does this partially sound like it’s in the style of H P Lovecraft?

    • @D--FENS
      @D--FENS Рік тому +1

      I suspect it's the proper usage of archaisms.

  • @leek5682
    @leek5682 9 місяців тому +1

    The line about the well meaning optimism of a friend absolutely kills me 😂😂😂

  • @dog2man1994
    @dog2man1994 Рік тому +1

    Man this sounds like the ai phoned this in.

  • @EnkiduIX
    @EnkiduIX Рік тому +1

    I like that these are a thing, even tho they miss more than they hit.
    That being said, this one knocked it out of the park, effing hilarious! 🤣

  • @AyyDraws
    @AyyDraws Рік тому +2

    Vivec-tubers

  • @aronfejes
    @aronfejes 3 місяці тому

    Subscribed. This is incredible.

  • @FelineRed
    @FelineRed Рік тому

    Writing in these XSlayer's ones are a cut above the rest of these dagoth meme videos. Very flowery.

  • @smokeygreeny4488
    @smokeygreeny4488 Рік тому +5

    Let's not beat around the nirn root 😂

  • @deviousdieselmusic
    @deviousdieselmusic Рік тому +3

    “ Well Voryn, EVERYONE is doing it. All the ascended gods are putting their septims in netchcoin and n’wahcoin”

  • @malekartorian3054
    @malekartorian3054 Рік тому +3

    Netchcoin to secundus