When the BBC first uploaded this, the actual John commented on the video. Obviously every guest is given the instruction to stand on stage and try to remain emotionless and motionless, but when he gave the side-eye, it was just because he was trying to look over at him without turning his head or body. He hadn't realized it came across as really menacing on camera.
@@TomWillHowell Actually I do all the waiting, usually waiting as in waitressing, serving the people who are waiting, refreshments, what theyre waiting for Im not really sure, as no buses pass by my house!!🙃
I guess it is very thoughtful of you, considering how long it takes the doorman to take the visitor's calling card across the moat through the guard rooms, across the courtyards (both of them) and climb the hill to the keep, beg admittance to the Great Hall, beg forgiveness to all the foreign diplomats for interrupting, to present the card to you, and return to the bench with the news that you will be very pleased to see them :)
@@daisymeadow6662 I could tell that someone with a bench outside their door for 17 years was someone very special. That and the shadow cast by the towers across your words :)
I agree and when you think about it it's actually pretty rare to find someone who doesn't sound like they look so if you want to know what you look like just make a recording of yourself talking. 😊
@@TheTruthKiwi People can have all kinds of dialects and accents, and voices that are higher, deeper, feebler or stronger than what you think. This guy gave Charles Dance energy all throughout and then at the end turned out to have a very similar manner of speaking.
@@zeytelaloi They can, yes. In my 45 years I can distinctly remember two times where two women had deeper voices than I was expecting so from my experience it's a fairly rare phenomenon.
This is episode s11e04 (which you really should put in the description, BBC). I point that out because this is the best episode to introduce people to the show. (Yes, even better than Kevin Bridges and the horse.)
I didn’t know they would be so shocked by the idea of having a bench by the front door. I have a bench by my front door. I think my dad made it after I kept forgetting my key while in high school and would have to sit cross legged on the porch until my mum came home from work. Although the bench is not comfortable for sitting on at all and is more decorative.
Yeah I mean my childhood home, at my parents, there's "garden furniture" out year round, you could just sit on one of a grand selection of two chairs, it's hardly difficult to believe he would have a bench is it? Then again David himself said as much, the fact that BOB MORTIMER of all people, the man who does his own dentistry, was chased out of Castle Douglas Scotland for wearing a frightening face mask, masterminded a heist at a campside tuckshop and provided Damon Hill with a pre-race egg snack (amongst other things), found it unbelievable is hardly compelling proof, since he's evidently off his rocker
If you watch Stacy Solomon's audition on the X Factor about 2009 I think you will see that she has the most amazing voice. She sang Louis Armstrong's what a wonderful world and it was truly mesmerising. She also reached the final 3 so I think that speaks for itself. She sang with Michael Buble and actually outshone him. Maybe he was having an off day, maybe he was jet lagged but she was a million times better, just saying.
David method acting as a turtle made me spit out my tea 😂 just brilliant
*tortoise.
@@icturner23 oops, you are 100% correct of course
“That man’s been in cold rivers” is one of the most under appreciated Bob moments
Mortimer is Legend
He has been around , that bob!
When the BBC first uploaded this, the actual John commented on the video. Obviously every guest is given the instruction to stand on stage and try to remain emotionless and motionless, but when he gave the side-eye, it was just because he was trying to look over at him without turning his head or body. He hadn't realized it came across as really menacing on camera.
Wow thank you for this comment, never would have known otherwise. Him giving Rob the side eye was great haha
the editors of the show did a great job, and Lee too lol
David's tortoise is Oscar-worthy. Not even kidding. 🐢
Lee's "Either Or" joke, oh mannn how I love the brains on this guy
I love our British sarcasm and banter! David and Lee going at it hammer and tong….just brilliant 😂
David, Stacey and the tortoise. Absolutely brilliant. How did they keep it together.? I was in bits.
Stacy Solomon holding her own with the comedians
The new series started a few days ago with Stacey and she stole the show, a great guest.
I have a bench at my front door, and have had it there for 17 years and it comes in very handy!!!
Is that where you make people wait?
@@TomWillHowell Actually I do all the waiting, usually waiting as in waitressing, serving the people who are waiting, refreshments, what theyre waiting for Im not really sure, as no buses pass by my house!!🙃
I guess it is very thoughtful of you, considering how long it takes the doorman to take the visitor's calling card across the moat through the guard rooms, across the courtyards (both of them) and climb the hill to the keep, beg admittance to the Great Hall, beg forgiveness to all the foreign diplomats for interrupting, to present the card to you, and return to the bench with the news that you will be very pleased to see them :)
@@artistjoh its as if youve really visited my home, how did you know???!!!
@@daisymeadow6662 I could tell that someone with a bench outside their door for 17 years was someone very special. That and the shadow cast by the towers across your words :)
“Which ore? Well I supposed it’s either ore - that ones for the countdown crowd!” cause Susie’s there was ADORABLE 🤣
Oar
@@djstwoeither oar or ore works for the joke
@@erickehr4475 So...which or?
@@cholatepnabangchang4834 either oar
@@erickehr4475 yes. but not for the story.
And Suzie's story contained oars, not ores.
He sounded exactly how he looked like. Like Charles Dance.
I thought he looked like John 😅
Ha, good call, Charles Dance would definitely play him in a film about his life.
I agree and when you think about it it's actually pretty rare to find someone who doesn't sound like they look so if you want to know what you look like just make a recording of yourself talking. 😊
@@TheTruthKiwi People can have all kinds of dialects and accents, and voices that are higher, deeper, feebler or stronger than what you think. This guy gave Charles Dance energy all throughout and then at the end turned out to have a very similar manner of speaking.
@@zeytelaloi They can, yes. In my 45 years I can distinctly remember two times where two women had deeper voices than I was expecting so from my experience it's a fairly rare phenomenon.
This is episode s11e04 (which you really should put in the description, BBC). I point that out because this is the best episode to introduce people to the show. (Yes, even better than Kevin Bridges and the horse.)
The role David Mitchell was born to play
Damn, Lee Mack is ferocious! :D
Gotta love Bob trying to interrupt at 2:15 to say Susie’s story is boring 😂
Stacey was surprisingly good here
Lee is so quick with it 😂
I had such a good laugh, thank you! 😊
I was surprised at first that Lee didn't know you don't wear a pfd while you row... then i remembered he's northern.
That was really hard to understand her saying, "He booked me to sing happy birthday to his tortoise" lol
Aye. 😂Thought she said sing happy birthdate to his Daughter😂
I didn’t know they would be so shocked by the idea of having a bench by the front door. I have a bench by my front door. I think my dad made it after I kept forgetting my key while in high school and would have to sit cross legged on the porch until my mum came home from work. Although the bench is not comfortable for sitting on at all and is more decorative.
Yeah I mean my childhood home, at my parents, there's "garden furniture" out year round, you could just sit on one of a grand selection of two chairs, it's hardly difficult to believe he would have a bench is it? Then again David himself said as much, the fact that BOB MORTIMER of all people, the man who does his own dentistry, was chased out of Castle Douglas Scotland for wearing a frightening face mask, masterminded a heist at a campside tuckshop and provided Damon Hill with a pre-race egg snack (amongst other things), found it unbelievable is hardly compelling proof, since he's evidently off his rocker
Stacy is a brilliant actress btw
either oar ....😮
I'm still having nightmares about John
Most WILTY clips are repeats, but I don't remember who John is. But I do remember his side eye.
Do you think David’s locksmith would have used ‘a bit’ to try and get back in? 😂
Stacey Solomon's ultra white teeth creep me out!
Her dentist must have used a lot of Fuji 9
I'd rather listen to a tortoise sing Happy Birthday to Stacey.
If you watch Stacy Solomon's audition on the X Factor about 2009 I think you will see that she has the most amazing voice. She sang Louis Armstrong's what a wonderful world and it was truly mesmerising. She also reached the final 3 so I think that speaks for itself. She sang with Michael Buble and actually outshone him. Maybe he was having an off day, maybe he was jet lagged but she was a million times better, just saying.
Now that would be something
sooo obvious
Stacy can’t sing.😅😅😅
5:27 W😱W she has A fan. It's a LIE
what’s up with her cartoon teeth?
Same thing that’s up with your petty little mind
agreed. both blindingly bright
@@jaswingrove Well, I have to hand it to you - you may be petty, but you're also witty!
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