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  • @EmKay
    @EmKay  5 років тому +2994

    Visit www.reddit.com/r/EmKay/ or I'll call you a DUNCE! A DOOFUS!

  • @eeveethejedi
    @eeveethejedi 5 років тому +4264

    Damien: that’s mean.
    Also Damien 1 second later: *continues to make fun of people with no hands*

    • @gogurtgc4736
      @gogurtgc4736 5 років тому +136

      I mean, it’s technically the truth.

    • @Randomerr0r
      @Randomerr0r 5 років тому +65

      I have no arms but I have my legs and my parents. (THIS IS A JOKE, PLZ DON'T HATE)

    • @hush3956
      @hush3956 5 років тому +8

      @@Randomerr0r how are you texting

    • @Alfragiste
      @Alfragiste 5 років тому +47

      Someone should just give them a hand.

    • @Krymms
      @Krymms 5 років тому +26

      What are they gonna do? Slap him?

  • @QuinnNyla
    @QuinnNyla 4 роки тому +1309

    Just relised that this is basically dad jokes with a twist, and i love it even more now

    • @thoriumThrn
      @thoriumThrn 4 роки тому +23

      popcorn i just realized your click baiting because you popcorn AND a drink.

    • @azneee4202
      @azneee4202 4 роки тому +12

      No its no- OH MY GOD WTF YOU'RE RIEGHT

    • @QuinnNyla
      @QuinnNyla 4 роки тому +8

      @@thoriumThrn what do you mean :))))

    • @thoriumThrn
      @thoriumThrn 4 роки тому +8

      popcorn_cola wow you changed it

    • @QuinnNyla
      @QuinnNyla 4 роки тому +5

      @@thoriumThrn yeah i did 😂

  • @CommunistFBI
    @CommunistFBI 5 років тому +2558

    *_Intensely touching like button with nose to prove Damien wrong_*

    • @bot-_-2
      @bot-_-2 5 років тому +38

      Good job minecraft

    • @joaquinurrea2771
      @joaquinurrea2771 5 років тому +14

      Funny thing is he actually liked the video

    • @chicken7569
      @chicken7569 5 років тому +16

      *Uses text-to-speech*

    • @Ocean-Creature-Art
      @Ocean-Creature-Art 5 років тому +16

      Good to know I am not the only one.

    • @edwinwx260
      @edwinwx260 5 років тому +17

      Imagine how many people liked the comment with their nose
      Just me?

  • @haaaaf8087
    @haaaaf8087 4 роки тому +401

    fact: the brain is the only organ studying itself

  • @apothisiii5549
    @apothisiii5549 5 років тому +592

    as an art major, can confirm that yes, all you need are art supplies and pain.

  • @iliekwaffles7993
    @iliekwaffles7993 5 років тому +775

    2:04 to those who don't get this:
    he's saying "I volunteer to help blind people"
    he's saying the verb and not the adjective.
    he isn't helping those who are blind.
    he's *blinding* people.

    • @ghxstxctxpus1434
      @ghxstxctxpus1434 5 років тому +70

      Iliekwaffles thank you I’m an uneducated swine

    • @ghxstxctxpus1434
      @ghxstxctxpus1434 5 років тому +24

      Also I looked up the definitions of verb and adjective and still didn’t understand, I was like, “help is the action?”

    • @sholmes4593
      @sholmes4593 5 років тому +14

      Thank you, I came to the comments to ask about it.

    • @luna010
      @luna010 5 років тому +6

      Thank you dad

    • @unevenpineapple4753
      @unevenpineapple4753 5 років тому +3

      Iliekwaffles thank you so much you legend

  • @dylancarroll4623
    @dylancarroll4623 5 років тому +1852

    Can you imagine if the Titanic pool wasn’t full of water.

    • @broccol_ibroccoli
      @broccol_ibroccoli 5 років тому +15

      Dylan Carroll :O

    • @alarmy5211
      @alarmy5211 5 років тому +34

      I fail to see any people that can be wOoOoShEd.....soooo...
      tHe PoOl HaS tO bE fIlLeD wItH wAtEr, ThAtS sCiEnCe

    • @prideallyear8123
      @prideallyear8123 5 років тому +11

      @@alarmy5211 R/Whoosh.

    • @Da_Canadian_man
      @Da_Canadian_man 5 років тому +1

      It is full if salt water

    • @hotdogkiller3905
      @hotdogkiller3905 5 років тому +1

      Mr. Gold potato’s =\ funny

  • @teistix
    @teistix 4 роки тому +276

    "Florida is a zoo for white people"
    EmKay: "That's technically true"
    Me: "Wh... I... I mean... I agree, but... What?"

    • @beefygaming_realnofake
      @beefygaming_realnofake 4 роки тому +13

      me as a intellectual fish!: I LIVE IN FLORIDA BUT IM ORANGE!
      i dont live in Florida...

    • @ColoredSoul
      @ColoredSoul 4 роки тому +4

      @@beefygaming_realnofake I do and I can sadly agree 😭

  • @waltuhwhit5488
    @waltuhwhit5488 4 роки тому +317

    4:45 as a left handed person, I can confirm that this is correct

    • @ryangonzalez8121
      @ryangonzalez8121 4 роки тому +6

      WOW!DIDNT KNOW THA-THA-
      HahahahahhahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAUAHAHHAHAAHAUAHAHHAHAHAA😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheBrick101
      @TheBrick101 4 роки тому +2

      Me too

    • @TheyVehicles
      @TheyVehicles 4 роки тому +5

      i was the 69th person to like this comment. i'm left handed too

    • @anannoyingtoaster3888
      @anannoyingtoaster3888 4 роки тому +3

      This is false

    • @kirbyjacobs667
      @kirbyjacobs667 4 роки тому +1

      Pretty sure we didn't need confirmation

  • @thereprehensible435
    @thereprehensible435 5 років тому +433

    1:13 Water isn't wet, but thw sea floor is soaked in water and is therefore wet.
    So it ain't wrong.

  • @dongjoonshin5951
    @dongjoonshin5951 4 роки тому +151

    Summertime Techincally the Truh:
    *Swimming in pools is basically having fun trying not to drown.*

  • @flying_gorilla8069
    @flying_gorilla8069 4 роки тому +125

    Choose your fighter:
    Sneeze: The Speed
    Cough: The Brawler
    Choke: The Assassin
    Stroke: The Tank
    Yawn: The Mage
    Let me know some more

  • @pastelmask
    @pastelmask 5 років тому +377

    Confirmed: Damien is the voice actor of Plankton

    • @herbie3202
      @herbie3202 5 років тому +2

      🌸PastelMask🌸 did you get it from his other count name potty h

    • @pastelmask
      @pastelmask 5 років тому

      @@herbie3202 Nah, he just sounds exactly like Plankton

    • @herbie3202
      @herbie3202 5 років тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/jvbpEvKoiA8/v-deo.html this is emkay

    • @pastelmask
      @pastelmask 5 років тому

      @@herbie3202 I know, but when he does a Plankton accent he sounds just like him lmao

    • @herbie3202
      @herbie3202 5 років тому

      🌸PastelMask🌸 i know but he doesn’t better in the link

  • @judepatten4809
    @judepatten4809 5 років тому +134

    Damian clearly hasn’t mastered the art of typing with ones nose
    Edit: GUYS STOP COMMENTING STUFF LIKE THAT

  • @michaelshmutt9446
    @michaelshmutt9446 5 років тому +127

    “Did-did she..slash the tire?”
    *Over-heated tea kettle sounds*

  • @definitelynotlucas69420
    @definitelynotlucas69420 4 роки тому +93

    Guy: *stands on iPhone*
    Guy: *gets shot*
    Apple: shot on iPhone

  • @nonyanae8966
    @nonyanae8966 5 років тому +441

    Damian: *Insults Handless people*
    Handless People: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @TheAbsol7448
      @TheAbsol7448 5 років тому +19

      Damien: Yes. *wheezes harder*

    • @orbiter277
      @orbiter277 5 років тому +3

      Damien: yes

    • @bryanvazquez4124
      @bryanvazquez4124 4 роки тому +5

      If they have no hands how did they get here?

    • @shtinaa
      @shtinaa 4 роки тому +3

      @@bryanvazquez4124 *illuminati confirmed*

    • @imaxbrey
      @imaxbrey 4 роки тому +1

      Congratulations u now have 69 likes, your welcome

  • @KeydoYT
    @KeydoYT 5 років тому +354

    Me: today is a bad day
    *hears Damien's laugh*
    Me: today is a good day

    • @marz7626
      @marz7626 5 років тому

      True that

    • @einheit_cal
      @einheit_cal 5 років тому +1

      I get horny from damians laughs for some reason

    • @dthistptil7783
      @dthistptil7783 5 років тому

      Einheit Fox same

    • @einheit_cal
      @einheit_cal 5 років тому +1

      @@dthistptil7783 glad im not the only one

  • @joew.4073
    @joew.4073 5 років тому +61

    3:46 considering UA-cam now frequently shows multiple ads, this meme is quite applicable because skipping the first ad skips the second ad, but an unstoppable first ad means the second ad WILL start.

  • @scurie2179
    @scurie2179 4 роки тому +18

    "being an artist only requires two things: art supplies and pain"
    well yes.

    • @user-tr2dh4xx6u
      @user-tr2dh4xx6u 3 роки тому

      hitler had the art supplies, he was working on the other

  • @WednesdayMan
    @WednesdayMan 5 років тому +175

    "12 hours of nothing"
    "close your eyes for fullscreen"
    No that's for Virtual reality, not fullscreen!
    if you want fullscreen just turn your screen off.

    • @seba.4926
      @seba.4926 5 років тому

      It’s not virtual

  • @LaneSight
    @LaneSight 5 років тому +356

    Damien : water isn't wet,it makes things wet.
    Me : fire isn't hot,it makes other things warm.

    • @shonklebonkle324
      @shonklebonkle324 5 років тому +39

      Water is moist, water is wet, water is a liquid

    • @AbsoLucian
      @AbsoLucian 5 років тому +15

      @@shonklebonkle324 Water is not wet

    • @africawow3709
      @africawow3709 5 років тому +40

      @@AbsoLucian water is wet

    • @AbsoLucian
      @AbsoLucian 5 років тому +13

      @@africawow3709 water is not wet.

    • @QuestTCG
      @QuestTCG 5 років тому +29

      Water isnt wet by the very definition of the word. Wet describes something that is saturated in water or another liquid. By that definition, not liquid can technically be wet. But they can apply wetness to other things. I know its stupid and confounds logic...

  • @razormarkz
    @razormarkz 5 років тому +357

    I guess you you can say the people who have no arms can't wield weapons cuz they're...
    *disarmed*

  • @bigquestiongaming2324
    @bigquestiongaming2324 4 роки тому +19

    5:06 Damien slowly descends into madness while he watches his enemies burn

  • @mingmera9394
    @mingmera9394 5 років тому +776

    During the wet floor one he kina sounded like markiplier

  • @BT_DUBS
    @BT_DUBS 5 років тому +35

    EmKay: **roasts people with no hands**
    No handers: **types with nose furiously**

  • @348joey
    @348joey 5 років тому +52

    "Go ahead! Leave a hate comment. Oh wait! You have no hands!"
    *Begins typing furiously with nose*

  • @KalucoNite
    @KalucoNite 3 роки тому +2

    11:10
    As a candian, I can confirm that we live under a thick layer of hogs.

  • @SteviiLove
    @SteviiLove 5 років тому +77

    As a lefty, we may finish essays on time but at least people with no hands don't end up smudging their work dragging the hand across the paper and getting covered in pen/pencil. Not to mention the stupid spiral in notebooks.
    Or that your pencil/pen will always be upside down.
    It is a cursed existence.

    • @THEPELADOMASTER
      @THEPELADOMASTER 5 років тому +7

      Wait what the fuck was that about the pen being upside down?

    • @jessieqk12
      @jessieqk12 5 років тому +5

      Right handed people have to deal with the spiral thing too.

    • @BetterEggsOfficial
      @BetterEggsOfficial 5 років тому +2

      Wait what is the problem with spiral notebooks? I understand everything else but that.

    • @CassieCatagon
      @CassieCatagon 5 років тому

      I’m right handed and I can say: that happens to right handed people too

    • @anathemat-002
      @anathemat-002 5 років тому +2

      @@BetterEggsOfficial The spiral is on the left side of the notebook. You can't write on the left side of the page without having half your hand on the spiral. Once, when I had to write an essay in a spiral bound, I spent so much time with my hand on the spiral that it cut my hand open.

  • @cathywulf7398
    @cathywulf7398 5 років тому +167

    Nobody:
    Damien: Sounds like plankton

  • @mr.fahrenheit3768
    @mr.fahrenheit3768 5 років тому +128

    Unskippable 5 second ad: *Small brain*
    Skippable 30 second ad: *Big brain*
    Skippable 5 second ad: *ASCENDED BRAIN*

    • @Vanilla-Suite
      @Vanilla-Suite 5 років тому +3

      Skippable 1 second ad: biggest brain

    • @darkbooger
      @darkbooger 5 років тому +1

      Skippable 2 second ad: *ULTRA ASCENDANT BIG BRAIN*

    • @trsamisari
      @trsamisari 5 років тому +2

      Unskippable UA-cam Logo Scary Add: *PTSD Brain*

    • @VivekYadav-ds8oz
      @VivekYadav-ds8oz 5 років тому +2

      Find Potato in Minecraft: Irish big brain

    • @domino5715
      @domino5715 5 років тому

      No ad: No Brain

  • @sistheusername5766
    @sistheusername5766 4 роки тому +19

    me at midnight : If a glass is called a glass cause its made of glass, then a plastic glass is called a plastic\
    also me : Why you booing me?im right!

  • @Mr.Spindle
    @Mr.Spindle 5 років тому +691

    Water is adhesive, which makes it stick to things, when water sticks to things, they become wet. Water is also cohesive, which means it sticks to other water, therefore water is wet.

    • @TheAbsol7448
      @TheAbsol7448 5 років тому +54

      So, an isolated water molecule is not wet?

    • @neko2n
      @neko2n 4 роки тому +46

      Water can be wet, but it itself is not wet. It requires other water to make the water wet.
      As explained with the comment and the first two replies.

    • @bird-man5771
      @bird-man5771 4 роки тому +14

      FINALLY, someone understands

    • @Aiza-lf6zc
      @Aiza-lf6zc 4 роки тому +7

      Thank you

    • @hammergames04
      @hammergames04 4 роки тому +6

      Christopher Discavage this is right NO MORE STUPID QUESTIONS

  • @miriamthe8390
    @miriamthe8390 5 років тому +96

    0:46 As an artist, I can confirm this is true. I appreciate that this is being recognized.

  • @bonniesanders3340
    @bonniesanders3340 5 років тому +220

    Daily Dose of Reddit with Emkay

  • @subwolfe5296
    @subwolfe5296 4 роки тому +6

    Everyone is immortal until they die
    This is only in statistics of life to death

  • @stephb246
    @stephb246 5 років тому +516

    Emkay: *no-hanedness stuff*
    Me: *is on mobile*
    *Likes video with nose*
    *Comments with nose*
    Sorry, what did you say?

    • @idunno1300
      @idunno1300 5 років тому +5

      Wait? How'd you do that?

    • @idunno1300
      @idunno1300 5 років тому +6

      Ohh with your nose

    • @stephb246
      @stephb246 5 років тому +8

      @@idunno1300 it was very hard and took me too long. *With nose once again.*

    • @ItsArinZx
      @ItsArinZx 5 років тому

      I did this too

    • @jaeco4530
      @jaeco4530 5 років тому

      @@idunno1300 i used my feet

  • @kingdonut6675
    @kingdonut6675 5 років тому +161

    2:08 The joke joke is that he makes people blind he doesn’t help blind people...this took me a second too😕

  • @fatpoops7839
    @fatpoops7839 5 років тому +53

    Me: *stands on the right side of the stage*
    People: boo
    Me: Why are you booing me? I’m right.

    • @boxfox4879
      @boxfox4879 5 років тому +7

      Mr. Man your right or their right?

    • @casketbutter
      @casketbutter 5 років тому +1

      stop

    • @orion_starchaser
      @orion_starchaser 5 років тому

      Depending on the perspective, that could be stage left.

    • @jackisback4873
      @jackisback4873 5 років тому

      guys this is 1000 IQ: as long as you're on a stage, you're always right, because if you're stage left, you're house right, and if you're house left, you're stage right.

    • @boxfox4879
      @boxfox4879 5 років тому

      Jack the Ripper But your also always Left

  • @alyssam5582
    @alyssam5582 4 роки тому +13

    2:39
    Me and my friends couldn't stop laughing at this for some reason.

  • @MeiflorezMaverick
    @MeiflorezMaverick 5 років тому +377

    did you know that the great wall of china is
    *made in china*

    • @speedylinguine
      @speedylinguine 5 років тому +8

      Jan Maverick no it’s not, otherwise it would probably have broken by now

    • @justlogus
      @justlogus 5 років тому +1

      Hmmm no one to r/wooosh

    • @TempFel3
      @TempFel3 5 років тому

      Tf, noo, mindblown

    • @vavin0
      @vavin0 5 років тому

      did u know chinese people were
      made in china?

    • @emetyb01
      @emetyb01 5 років тому

      He’s to dangerous to be left alive

  • @rndmprsn3970
    @rndmprsn3970 5 років тому +176

    Petition for Damien to review r/EmKay for 1 mil just like giofilms

  • @CanadianGentleMen
    @CanadianGentleMen 5 років тому +105

    The more videos EmKay does, the more intense his laugh is.

  • @ikemgaming8830
    @ikemgaming8830 4 роки тому +45

    The 1.5k dislikes are the people who used their stumps.

  • @ceooftheboys9560
    @ceooftheboys9560 5 років тому +183

    Can we have a compilation of emkay laughing to his own jokes

    • @joshuachoy7887
      @joshuachoy7887 5 років тому

      That’s just what his videos are

    • @creamsicle1822
      @creamsicle1822 5 років тому

      There is one

    • @jackisback4873
      @jackisback4873 5 років тому

      can we have a compilation of all the times people asked this same exact question? It would take more than a day to watch.

    • @salemabebe993
      @salemabebe993 5 років тому

      r/DamiensLaugh

    • @theshadowgeneral1759
      @theshadowgeneral1759 5 років тому

      Mr.Scared Damien is his name

  • @blackeaglegamer6688
    @blackeaglegamer6688 5 років тому +328

    “Water is not wet” what’s next? Fire is not hot? Salt is not salty? Heavy metal is not actually that heavy?

    • @flugelblarghen
      @flugelblarghen 5 років тому +22

      Fire is not burnt, salt is not salted

    • @themoon-sj5rr
      @themoon-sj5rr 5 років тому +14

      @@flugelblarghen the sign says "wet floor" witch means the sand is wet.

    • @deathmachinestar
      @deathmachinestar 5 років тому +7

      @@themoon-sj5rr the sand is not wet until it is taken out of the water

    • @themoon-sj5rr
      @themoon-sj5rr 5 років тому +11

      @@deathmachinestar there is more sand under the sand that is in contact with the water, any sand that is deeper then 2 inches is wet.

    • @GermanKinsmen
      @GermanKinsmen 4 роки тому +22

      @@flugelblarghen Something is wet when water is sticking to it. Water is cohesive, meaning it sticks to itself.
      Water IS wet.

  • @LadyZubat
    @LadyZubat 4 роки тому +79

    definition of WET: covered or saturated with water or another liquid.
    So the floor is wet!

    • @Waxy_K
      @Waxy_K 4 роки тому +4

      Sooo two thirds of the Earth is wet

    • @ipadair7345
      @ipadair7345 4 роки тому +2

      Spartan 2006 yes

    • @Maukiki
      @Maukiki 3 роки тому

      Your pfp is from kekeflipnote right?

    • @snipermonkey3428
      @snipermonkey3428 3 роки тому

      Water technically is wet so what

    • @toonsandwich4284
      @toonsandwich4284 3 роки тому +3

      Also, cohesion is when water sticks to water. When water sticks to something, it makes it wet, so cohesion can cause water to be wet. Adhesion is when water sticks to something other than itself, but adhesion isn't apart of the definition of 'wet'. Therefor, water can be wet.

  • @kalculus8766
    @kalculus8766 4 роки тому +2

    Emkay: LEAVE A HATE COMMENT OH WAIT YOU HAVE NO HANDS
    My nose: *am I a joke to you?*

  • @maemayhem08
    @maemayhem08 5 років тому +207

    I typed this with my nose. So you don’t need hands to comment and I liked it with my nose.

    • @jupiter9823
      @jupiter9823 5 років тому +7

      Mae mayhem8080 lungs

    • @thebaIding
      @thebaIding 5 років тому +5

      Idk what to reply. I typed this part with my hands

    • @randoman8654
      @randoman8654 5 років тому +4

      howd you avoid pressing multiple keys at once

    • @maemayhem08
      @maemayhem08 5 років тому +4

      the asshole guy in the group practice and accuracy. I sometimes do use my nose on my phone when my hands are full too.

    • @coochiegirl3908
      @coochiegirl3908 5 років тому

      Port You. Antiproton botched, I bsvrbbjv nostril

  • @lukelblitz3627
    @lukelblitz3627 5 років тому +112

    "you have the power to heal others.you are a villain"
    ....soooo...can i give people cancer by overhealing them

  • @empanada65
    @empanada65 5 років тому +57

    Water has 2 important properties.
    1. Adhesion: waters ability to stick to other things
    2 Cohesion: water's ability to stick to itself.
    They are both the same in principle. If we consider wetness to only be adhesion, then yes, water is not wet. But because water wets itself in the same way that it wets other things, water is, in fact, wet. The only way to have dry water is to have a single water molecule.

  • @becauseimisane8619
    @becauseimisane8619 4 роки тому +3

    9:03 The actual reason they go backwards is to keep a trajectory away from the boat if you sit down and go into the water forward with the top of your body the heaviest you will roll back to where you were. So if you go off a boat forward there is the risk of being caught in the motor, which is why they go backward.

  • @obiwanmcgregor447
    @obiwanmcgregor447 5 років тому +98

    Drunk people be like:
    *drunk people noises*

    • @gresosten1309
      @gresosten1309 4 роки тому

      Obi wan McGregor i wont destroy 69

    • @MasterHall117
      @MasterHall117 4 роки тому

      High ground: HIGH GROUND NOISES

    • @AdrieJ06
      @AdrieJ06 4 роки тому

      2:04 i dont understand pls help

    • @MasterHall117
      @MasterHall117 4 роки тому

      Adrie Jude he helps make people GO blind, not help blind people around town

  • @someguyeban
    @someguyeban 4 роки тому +32

    water can make some things stick to smooth surfaces. water also sticks to itself. therefore water is a glue.

    • @Waxy_K
      @Waxy_K 4 роки тому +1

      How can comment ur NOTHING!!!!!

    • @Ashen_squad
      @Ashen_squad 3 роки тому +1

      Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

    • @Azurath100
      @Azurath100 3 роки тому +1

      throw in some proteins and it's called 🙃hydrogel🙃

    • @yoshikagekira6166
      @yoshikagekira6166 3 роки тому +2

      @@Azurath100 It also used in diapers its super absorbent and kinda like jelly marbles that can increase in size by absorbing water and shrink by evaporation.

    • @snipermonkey3428
      @snipermonkey3428 3 роки тому

      Excuse me what

  • @rs_mind8352
    @rs_mind8352 5 років тому +93

    I may not have hands but I do have text-to-speech!

    • @forsae1000
      @forsae1000 5 років тому +2

      Wouldn't it be speech to text

    • @GlitchFamily69
      @GlitchFamily69 5 років тому

      69 likes **giggling evily**

  • @JamesMerlaut
    @JamesMerlaut 4 роки тому +5

    "We're the first game that gives advantages to women"
    You're also the first game to give advantages to a specific sex

  • @amalawawaw2
    @amalawawaw2 5 років тому +62

    Its time for my "D.D.D." as in "Daily Dose of Damien"
    (Edit: Thanks for the likes!!)

  • @dangnabbityourottenteenage6267
    @dangnabbityourottenteenage6267 5 років тому +40

    You wanna know what’s really technically the truth?
    Rupaul’s “born naked” album.

  • @JutlandAngel
    @JutlandAngel 5 років тому +53

    Sign: "Wet floor"
    Damian: "Water is not wet!"
    . . . When did the sign say anything about the water being wet?

    • @myrmesuwu607
      @myrmesuwu607 5 років тому

      That's true it's the ocean's that is wet

    • @badname3659
      @badname3659 5 років тому +2

      WATER IS THE WETNESS

    • @TrashmanTony
      @TrashmanTony 5 років тому

      To say that somthing is wet means that the water on the surface of the something can be removed

    • @JutlandAngel
      @JutlandAngel 5 років тому +1

      @@TrashmanTony And you can't remove the water from the pool, or the ocean/lake floor? Granted it wouldn't be a pool and lake anymore, but it's still wet in the picture.

    • @justblaze1656
      @justblaze1656 5 років тому

      Water is the wet

  • @AliferousAngels
    @AliferousAngels 3 роки тому +3

    I finished my lunch exactly as the narrator said "That's the end of the video" and it's weird lol

  • @zanneel6758
    @zanneel6758 5 років тому +23

    "I'll steal your daughters feet, Krabbs!"
    ... The sad thing is, I can actually see this being done on the show.

  • @christianbradford6205
    @christianbradford6205 4 роки тому +74

    "If you are homeless, just buy a house"

    • @LemonPlayzYT
      @LemonPlayzYT 4 роки тому +8

      *"if your parents hate you, make them love you"*

    • @kira_the_sniper6376
      @kira_the_sniper6376 4 роки тому +10

      "If you have depression, just be happy."

    • @diobrando1694
      @diobrando1694 4 роки тому +1

      bruh.... ik its a joke but if not there homeless because they have no money

    • @beefygaming_realnofake
      @beefygaming_realnofake 4 роки тому +4

      @@diobrando1694 just shut up and accept the joke funny nazi cuz you cant allow fun!

    • @japan5961
      @japan5961 4 роки тому +4

      If you are starving, *just stop starving*

  • @user-rarearawmeat
    @user-rarearawmeat 5 років тому +15

    "I still have my toes B--ch!"
    -man with no hands
    -2019

  • @gabecichocki3915
    @gabecichocki3915 4 роки тому +5

    "Did you know? The pool on the Titanic is still filled with water." **MMMMMMMMMMMM**

  • @Samiju
    @Samiju 5 років тому +15

    In Germany we literally have a saying that translates to: “did you know water is wet”

  • @uncivilpizza8432
    @uncivilpizza8432 5 років тому +20

    10:57 every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

    • @gregorny._.6288
      @gregorny._.6288 5 років тому +1

      Every 60 minutes without you feels like an hour

  • @jakubrejzekjunior7349
    @jakubrejzekjunior7349 4 роки тому +15

    “Handless people can’t like this video” > * puts the phone on the table and likes the video with phone

  • @JamestheAviator
    @JamestheAviator 4 роки тому +5

    EmKay: "Ggrrr I don't like these"
    Me: this is literally my favourite r/ (I don't use reddit so idk how it works)

  • @wolb7399
    @wolb7399 5 років тому +11

    “i’ll steal your daughters feet, crabs”
    -EmKay 2019

  • @sinfulwrath666
    @sinfulwrath666 5 років тому +15

    When is r/Emkay going to be featured in Emkay?

  • @god4.308
    @god4.308 5 років тому +4

    "I have no arms"
    Damien:Imma do some weezing for now.

  • @ramslade
    @ramslade 4 роки тому +2

    I love how Damian laughs lmao

  • @notazartan6417
    @notazartan6417 4 роки тому +15

    " I'm gonna steal your daughters feet Krabs!"
    Everyone watching: Dies from laughter

  • @caid404
    @caid404 4 роки тому +15

    Actually me tho : "I'm dumb, my brains small, I can't have this conversation"

  • @shtinaa
    @shtinaa 4 роки тому +29

    "Can you draw this ship?"
    Student: no
    Me: I dont know, can I?

  • @faceguts
    @faceguts 3 роки тому +6

    the phrase “stop in the name of the law” is useless because they are already breaking the law.
    they dont care.

  • @Isaac-yo1ql
    @Isaac-yo1ql 5 років тому +11

    9:50 If you listen hard enough you can hear the air draining out of the tire.

  • @RoughThief
    @RoughThief 5 років тому +57

    "Water is not wet." - Damien, 2019
    Are you absolutely sure about that?

  • @VimyGlide
    @VimyGlide 5 років тому +17

    wet (according to the merriam-webster dictionary):
    *consisting of,* containing, covered with, or soaked with liquid (such as water)

    • @MultiNonymous
      @MultiNonymous 5 років тому +1

      Hear him! Hear him!

    • @jouritube963
      @jouritube963 5 років тому

      WATER IS NOT WET

    • @defure4686
      @defure4686 5 років тому +1

      @@jouritube963 Water consists of water, therefore it is wet.

    • @jouritube963
      @jouritube963 5 років тому

      *no*

    • @VimyGlide
      @VimyGlide 5 років тому +1

      @@jouritube963 it takes a strong man to deny what is right in front of him

  • @DukeGreene
    @DukeGreene 2 роки тому

    “I’ll steal your daughter’s feet, Krabs.”
    Funniest thing Plankton ever said.

  • @kainuipenaloza9395
    @kainuipenaloza9395 5 років тому +60

    *Day 47 of trying to get Damian to do r/breadstabledtotrees*

  • @TheSonofSpardafr
    @TheSonofSpardafr 5 років тому +7

    Technically we are all time traveling at 1 second per second

  • @El9endilo
    @El9endilo 4 роки тому +27

    Insane fact:
    Did you know that lemonade is named after lemons?!
    WOW!

    • @Waxy_K
      @Waxy_K 4 роки тому +1

      @@nilimabegum3653 insane fact did u know kittycorn is named after Kitty and corn

    • @Waxy_K
      @Waxy_K 4 роки тому

      @@nilimabegum3653 did u know u chose 365 bc u thought of it

    • @Waxy_K
      @Waxy_K 4 роки тому

      @Copycat did u know u r a copy of a cat

  • @N4TH4N_PC
    @N4TH4N_PC 3 роки тому

    "What is worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?"
    Some random person: "A landmine"
    "What's worse than stepping on a landmine in the middle of the night? "
    Me: "OHH OHH A LEGO LANDMINE!"

  • @eve6797
    @eve6797 5 років тому +24

    5:04
    My toes, tongue and nose: You dare oppose me,mortal.

    • @serenityparrott884
      @serenityparrott884 5 років тому

      bryan Ramirez My high heel; don’t make me type with my broken heel

    • @cherrybabe9291
      @cherrybabe9291 5 років тому

      please for love of god bryan don’t use your tongue

  • @SariaGoy
    @SariaGoy 5 років тому +9

    When Damien laughs I feel my life expectancy increase

    • @uwu-et8rh
      @uwu-et8rh 5 років тому

      someone else already posted this on 1 of his older videos :/

    • @pokemon_trainer_isaiah
      @pokemon_trainer_isaiah 5 років тому +1

      uwu it’s still true

    • @SariaGoy
      @SariaGoy 5 років тому +1

      @@uwu-et8rh just because two people write similar, or even identical, things. It doesn't mean they weren't both original thoughts. Not everything needs gate keeping.

    • @uwu-et8rh
      @uwu-et8rh 5 років тому

      @@SariaGoy fair enough

  • @maomei7296
    @maomei7296 5 років тому +6

    "People who don't have hands can't like." You say? You underestemate the NOSE BOOP!

  • @looslim5564
    @looslim5564 4 роки тому +2

    All the old memes are ONLY relevant today is EmKay is spitting it out

  • @Memes-xl7bt
    @Memes-xl7bt 5 років тому +70

    *Day 9 of asking Damien to make a complation of his laughs*

    • @tim765
      @tim765 5 років тому +2

      Good luck soldier

    • @Memes-xl7bt
      @Memes-xl7bt 5 років тому +2

      Thank you very much sir/ma’am

    • @DiAna-ft8qs
      @DiAna-ft8qs 5 років тому

      Nice, nice

  • @Recyclablee
    @Recyclablee 5 років тому +5

    “The pool in titanic is still filled with water”
    Ninki minjaj: looks like I’m going for a swim

  • @Slavino
    @Slavino 5 років тому +67

    *"The water is not wet."* - Damien 2019

    • @brojuztgame516
      @brojuztgame516 5 років тому

      It is

    • @EnderGearRay
      @EnderGearRay 5 років тому +1

      No.

    • @brojuztgame516
      @brojuztgame516 5 років тому

      @@EnderGearRay it is learned it in science

    • @HeWasBliss
      @HeWasBliss 5 років тому +6

      Water isn't wet it makes OTHER things wet

    • @HeWasBliss
      @HeWasBliss 5 років тому

      @@brojuztgame516 and I learned that condoms could cause std's

  • @vortop1017
    @vortop1017 4 роки тому +4

    "i liked with my nose by moving my mouse and clicking" i wrote that with my nose but now im writing with my fingies

  • @dwaynethewokjohnson6646
    @dwaynethewokjohnson6646 5 років тому +236

    Did you know?
    You are looking at this comment because you have internet

    • @CassieCatagon
      @CassieCatagon 5 років тому +3

      Wait..but....um......fuuuuuuck

    • @redpony1613
      @redpony1613 5 років тому +1

      *NO WAYYYYY! HOW DID YOU KNOW?????*

    • @xohaunt
      @xohaunt 5 років тому +4

      i’m using data. hah!

    • @bananateeth1733
      @bananateeth1733 5 років тому +1

      uwu i downloaded

    • @hokage1997
      @hokage1997 5 років тому

      You're not wrong

  • @vkxle
    @vkxle 5 років тому +30

    451 dislikes are from the people with no hands.

    • @no-kf8yy
      @no-kf8yy 5 років тому +1

      But wait, they have no hands!

    • @Isagiyoichi7K
      @Isagiyoichi7K 5 років тому +1

      @@no-kf8yy omg this is so fuunnnnyy!!(sarcasm)

    • @no-kf8yy
      @no-kf8yy 5 років тому +1

      YEET Wow! So sarcastic and sassy, I bet everyone just loves your jokes! /s

    • @vkxle
      @vkxle 5 років тому

      @@no-kf8yy what about their toes?

    • @no-kf8yy
      @no-kf8yy 5 років тому

      L9 vkxle Hmm... they must have good aim.

  • @inc0gnit09
    @inc0gnit09 4 роки тому +26

    “the water is not wet”
    -Damien

    • @PatrickMcCawFitnessOfficial
      @PatrickMcCawFitnessOfficial 4 роки тому

      He said "THE WATER IS NOT- NO", which is technically true.
      We're no strangers to love
      You know the rules and so do I
      A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
      You wouldn't get this from any other guy
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
      Inside we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      And if you ask me how I'm feeling
      Don't tell me you're too blind to see
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
      Inside we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry

    • @maxx4065
      @maxx4065 4 роки тому

      It is wet. Its not DRY

  • @weatles_5798
    @weatles_5798 4 роки тому +5

    When you realize the girl can't decide between a dog and a corpse is wrong because vampires are immortal not dead

  • @mathias6369
    @mathias6369 5 років тому +89

    the water molecules are touching each other, so the water is wet

    • @charliefelsburg208
      @charliefelsburg208 4 роки тому +1

      when water is in or on things that are not water, that thing is wet.

    • @BappO-is-me
      @BappO-is-me 4 роки тому

      Why is that

    • @M4x_P0w3r
      @M4x_P0w3r 4 роки тому +4

      @@charliefelsburg208 So you say that if i mix water and another liquid, the other liquid becomes wet?

    • @charliefelsburg208
      @charliefelsburg208 4 роки тому +2

      Max Power solids*

    • @mathias6369
      @mathias6369 4 роки тому +2

      @@charliefelsburg208 mixing two liquids doesnt necessarily make a solid

  • @Interneter1245
    @Interneter1245 5 років тому +29

    Ha! You're so near 1 Mil...
    Gimme that laughing face reveal!!

    • @elixir3790
      @elixir3790 5 років тому +1

      He’s already revealed his face. :/

    • @brennansnitkey8530
      @brennansnitkey8530 5 років тому

      @@elixir3790 ik lol

    • @elixir3790
      @elixir3790 5 років тому +1

      Brennan Snitkey you didn’t even make the original comment.

    • @77wkly
      @77wkly 5 років тому

      Taynimations
      Where

    • @elixir3790
      @elixir3790 5 років тому

      tyler joseph is god, are you asking where he has shown his face? He’s shown it on his Twitter and other social medias.

  • @sarcastic_slob
    @sarcastic_slob 4 роки тому +8

    "ITS 8 AM"
    Yeah, it is, i need my morning coffe with either captin Morgan or liquer 43... Then we start talking