"But be careful that, in giving the man three tacos, you don't leave yourself with only one taco left because that would be unrealistic and make you a bad actor."
I am so sorry. I realize my life shortcomings now. I'll go ahead and cancel all my future projects and move to a cabin in the woods to spare the world of my presence. Thx for the wake up call Dunkoman
Let's compare the two movies: Endgame: he only eats one taco, the things in the taco fly off, he drops the taco. 0/10. The death stranding of movies Spider-man3: Spiderman asks for nut cookies to signify that he has gone nuts 10/5. The knack of movies
Spider-Man 2: delivers pizzas in proper boxes and announces that it is in fact time for Pizza when he smiles and says “Pizza Time.” 113/10 Red Dead 2 of movie immersiveness
Actually the nut cookie is a subtle reference to spider Man 2, where Mr Ditkovich says "if promises were crackers, my daughter would be fat," Peter gets the nut cookie to reference the fact that I do not know how to end the joke.
Hey it's me Mikey Marvel. My dad owns Marvel and he says the Hulk actually has a lot of tacos but they're in his taco satchel that he's wearing in that scene. You can see it on his left hip. The tacos he gives Ant-Man are two of his quick access tacos. In a deleted scene you can see hulk retrieving more tacos from the taco satchel after he fixes Paul Rudd's mistake but they removed it for time. My dad cried and said sorry for removing the satchel scene and they will have two taco satchel scenes in Avengers Endgame 2.
This is real and also a true fact. Dunkey calls himself a professional movie reviewer, but doesn't even consider the taco satchel paradigm that all good actors like the Hulk are well aware of. Therefore, I'm forced to give this critical review a mere 7/10, with a little something for everyone.
Thanks Mikey :D I was really worried about the potential lack of taco in that scene but now that I have access to such information I can rest easy that both Hulk and antman can enjoy their tacos to the fullest.
Remember that Thanos the Train took all of Iron Man's tacos and said "you need cookies with butts in them". That was the only good thing about this garbage movie. Probably because they casted Sam Raimi as Thanos.
It’s so sad to see dunkey stoop to this level. He obviously hasn’t seen the deleted scene where ant man eats 2 tacos and then says “silly me, I forgot 3rd taco.” And buys a new one. Very disappointed
the thing is this ship isn't even real it's cgi so it really makes you realise how shitty this taco is, getting destroyed by something that isn't even there
Little do you realize the taco was cgi all along, thus allowing it to be affected by the cgi spaceship, but not consumed by the non-cgi bad actor Paul Rudd
According to very accurate research, the human body needs around 60g of protein every day and an average taco only has around 6g of protein. I'm sure you could do the math, but that's a total of 10 whole tacos to get the correct amount of protein needed to fight. I cant believe Marvel could not figure this one out. truly embarrassing.
however, if you want Hulk's muscles you's probably need much more tacos since the amount of protein reccomended for bodybuilders who want to gain muscle is about 0.8-1 gram of protein per lb of bodyweight or even more.
That's 60g for the whole day isn't it? You wouldn't eat an entire day's worth of food in one meal. But yeah, if you wanted the ideal amount of protein you would probably need to get around 3 tacos per meal for a total of ~9.
Tacos aside, what the hell is up with those tortilla chips? You got a big ass thing of chips, no salsa, no cheese, no nothing? Where did the toppings of those nachos go? That's the real question. The real failure.
Good spot, Dunkey was so focused on the taco issue that he left that out. Cinemasins need to get on that, I have never seen a taco place that will let you buy such sad, plain, soulless tortilla chips. Investigation required. I'm starting to think these Marvel movies are unrealistic.
@@loveitreallyhard Further, notice that the Hulk doesn't appear to have any tortilla chips? You would assume from Ant Man's sad chip situation that it's just a really shitty restaurant that gives shitty tortilla chips with every meal. But since the Hulk didn't have any, it implies that Ant Man ASKED for shitty naked tortilla chips to go with his one sad taco.
@@tracerbullet85 I buy them from the corner store or supermarket and eat them all the time. But as Dunkey pointed out, these guys are friends with IRON MAN and the likes, they are not average human beings who need to be content with such mediocre tortilla chips. They can afford to purchase the best tacos and tortilla chips covered in fine salsa and tangy cheese. That's where the movie fails to sustain the immersion into that universe.
Umm actually jackass that makes no sense cause the point was that there's so many people that there wouldn't be enough resources so that is just a stupid sentence and you should not talk ever again,bet you feel stupid now jackass
Meanwhile in DC, LEGO Batman eats a huge lobster, a full on meal that you normally share with other people, but no, Batman eats the whole thing by himself. See this is how Batman is always prepared, he eats fully sustaining meals instead of short one taco shit that marvel characters eat. That’s how you realistically depict preparation. And not only that, he ate it AFTER the big battle already happened!
what dunkey fails to realize is that in Anvengers: Infinity War, When Thanos Snapped his fingers, he wiped out half the tacos in the universe. Hence, Antman only having 1 taco for lunch.
I’m sorry dunkey, but you’re dead wrong. If you look at the plastic wrapping, there’s all sorts of left over taco fillings on the wrapping. This means that he already ate tacos. But there is so much leftovers, that it must be enough leftover fillings for 2 tacos.
vbddfy euuyt How is he your favourite actor!?!!1!1! He is obviously a terrible actor as shown here. Paul Dudd is a disgrace to the movie industry and Taco-kind. A REAL actor like Jack Nicholson would have brought a total of four tacos with him with a 5th one hidden in his back pocket in case of a space shuttle landing next to him. Then, he would have used Ant-Man’s suit to shrink down and eat the taco like that to get more value out of the tacos. He even would have given the extra tacos that he would have because of his shrinking/eating manoeuvre to other members of group so they could be ready for the battle. Anyways, you are nitpicking and biased. I win, bye bye 👋🏻
yeah and how they tried to make the movie good by making it 3 hours long. like guess what fucko, no one wants to watch a 3 hour long movie unless it has a loveable fella like joe pesci in it and doesn't have idiotic shit happening in it like iron man flying around. get it through your head, walt disney. THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN. and now i'm supposed to believe hulk can be smart? HULK IS STUPID THAT IS WHY HE IS CALLED HULK! for fuck's sake! im getting a bit angry now like mate this film is so unrealistic. the only good part of the whole thing was when they had all the women in one shot but i even didnt enjoy that because i got a boner in the cinema. major disappointment!
According to science, one cannot create nor destroy matter, meaning to enlarge the taco one must stretch it, decreasing the density and quality of it's ingredients and the overall taco, shrinking yourself keep the quality of taco the same, while also being able to consume more taco. After it has gone into his stomach the size of it will no longer matter because he can't taste the taco.
i think you might be looking at this the wrong way dunkey. Look at Antmans meal, there's lettuce, cheese, and other taco leftovers, hinting towards the fact that hes eaten 1, or maybe even 2 tacos before the scene takes place. A beautiful way of showing, without telling.
You know, somebody out there took one look at the title and disliked, not even watching Dunkey's incredibly well thought out and meticulously crafted review of the dumpster fire of a movie that was Avengers Endgame, they should have called it Amateur Endgame because of how incompetent these actors are
"The single taco was actually intentional, it was to show how far the world had fallen after the snap. What was once a three taco feast became a single taco farce. That single taco represented the colorful-flavorful heroes just trying to push back the grim-bland scenery around them. Without that single taco motif the entire movie's themeology falls apart." -some guy on the internet probably.
This would also explain the sad fare of plain, denuded chips, barren of topping or dipping sauce, simply sitting there cold, lonely, and completely apathetic on the matter of their own consumption, as if to say "you can eat us, or throw us in the garbage, your day will be the same either way".
No, no, no no no the metaphor is about fame ant-man only gets the plain tortillas and a single taco filled mostly with lettuce as apposed to the hulk who can afford to share the generous bounty afforded by his own fame.
Sanford O it’s a f*cking joke and even if this video is satirical, cinemasins sins shit like how “teleportation makes no sense” when it’s not something that should be sinned smh
"One taco will kill me, two tacos will make me sh*t my pants, three will make me full. 7.5 outta 10 it has a little something for everybody." -Todd Howard
Sorry but I have to disagree, and here’s why. No he’s not because that is not Mexican food. That makes him a worse actor because everyone knows pizza and love pizza, but if you get tacos that means you went out of your way to eat tacos implying that they love tacos, making them a more believable character, thus making them a better actor.
@SYLWVIN um, hello!? if there's only 1 taco, it's obviously not enough for everyone, people like you make me SICK! i can't believe someone like you could possibly think that 1 taco is enough for everyone!
Some days I feel like a single taco with all the cheese knocked off. Some days I feel like a Taco Bell 12 pack taco crate. But feeling like a perfect, 3-taco meal in a nice cardboard box really seems like unrealistic beauty standards to me, dunko. If you could quit brainwashing our young girls into thinking they're not good enough, I'd appreciate it.
I feel like a taco that is 90% lettuce with like 3 little shreds of cheese and some tiny splatter of beef-like substance. Maybe a tomato cube if I wake up early.
The problem is with men judging a taco 3 piece meal to be different to a 12 piece meal or a single taco with no filling. What we need is to taco bout positivity.
The phrase it’s just a taco is such a weak mindset. You are ok with just one taco an imperfection of a meal. Once you’ve stop being angry about your meal you’ve lost twice.
I'm sure even the most dedicated marvel fans will be disappointed. This is not the taco experience that was promised in the advertising and I can assure you that marvel will never see my money again
Notice how in Spider-Man, when they have Peter Parker eat some Cookies with nuts in them, its fantastic symbolism, subtly hinting at the audience, our hero is going nuts. But when Marvel has a character eat food, they have Ant Man eating a taco with NO symbolism, no message no care in the type of food they choose our characters to eat. The Taco crumbling into pieces serves as better symbolism for Paul Dudd's acting career, once these Avenger Films end. Now, everytime a character eats food it doesn't meant hey have to have some message tied to it, but it shows the absolute lack of care that Marvel has for its Movies, compared to Sam Raimi and his masterpiece trilogy
@@Dunklefunk That's literally how anyone criticizes marvel films..... I'm not saying not all of them are good , but you can't just discredit them for all the better ones they've done...
In the deleted scenes Instead of “I love you 3000” Tony says “I love 3000 tacos”. I feel like Dunkey would’ve been much happier with that version in the original.
And the fact it brought up the answer means he probably wasn't the first one. I remember once during a conversation I couldn't remember the name of Samwell Tarly from Game of Thrones, so I searched "Jon Snow's fat friend". It brought up exactly what I wanted.
As Tony Stark always said: “Give a man a taco, he eats a snack. Give a man 3 tacos, he eats a meal.”
MacSweII words of wisdom my friend
tony used to eat cheeseburgers
@@shudini985 yes, but his twin Brony Stark loves tacos. Common misconception.
Like the old adage says: You give a poor man a taco, you give him... you give him... Eh.... No no no no n o. ..
"But be careful that, in giving the man three tacos, you don't leave yourself with only one taco left because that would be unrealistic and make you a bad actor."
Thor is fat in the movie, that proves that Chris hemsworth ate a lot of tacos, so he is therefore the best actor in the film
This better stay at 69 likes
Genghis Khan it is 490 at this point edit:508 now and it is increasing
Sounds logical
beer
@@RyanGoutbeck taco
Ya know, I'm starting to think Paul Rudd was a paid actor the whole time.
He was paid off by big burrito to spill his taco in an effort to increase burrito sales.
readysetnogo dude you’ve opened my eyes we need to save the taco industry from the burritos
@@readysetnogo Bowser's Big Bean Burrito, specifically
A'ight we need more proof
Where are the stats?
I am so sorry. I realize my life shortcomings now. I'll go ahead and cancel all my future projects and move to a cabin in the woods to spare the world of my presence. Thx for the wake up call Dunkoman
@abu gasem the comment was made 1 month after the video.
Paul Rudd you are doing a good job with all your movies (mainly ant-man)
@abu gasem
Cause is unfunny a guy create an account just for a joke
@@impavidvs_ the account is 6 years old
@@navil4914 username change?
"You either have at least three tacos or no tacos at all."
-Martin Scorsese
"With great tacos comes great two more tacos." -pac
"You get the tacos when you fix the damm door "
Let's compare the two movies:
Endgame: he only eats one taco, the things in the taco fly off, he drops the taco.
0/10. The death stranding of movies
Spider-man3: Spiderman asks for nut cookies to signify that he has gone nuts
10/5. The knack of movies
Spider-Man is the first “death” type movie
Spider-Man 2: delivers pizzas in proper boxes and announces that it is in fact time for Pizza when he smiles and says “Pizza Time.”
113/10 Red Dead 2 of movie immersiveness
0/10 not enough Pizza Time
Actually the nut cookie is a subtle reference to spider Man 2, where Mr Ditkovich says "if promises were crackers, my daughter would be fat," Peter gets the nut cookie to reference the fact that I do not know how to end the joke.
Hey it's me Mikey Marvel. My dad owns Marvel and he says the Hulk actually has a lot of tacos but they're in his taco satchel that he's wearing in that scene. You can see it on his left hip. The tacos he gives Ant-Man are two of his quick access tacos. In a deleted scene you can see hulk retrieving more tacos from the taco satchel after he fixes Paul Rudd's mistake but they removed it for time. My dad cried and said sorry for removing the satchel scene and they will have two taco satchel scenes in Avengers Endgame 2.
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This is real and also a true fact. Dunkey calls himself a professional movie reviewer, but doesn't even consider the taco satchel paradigm that all good actors like the Hulk are well aware of. Therefore, I'm forced to give this critical review a mere 7/10, with a little something for everyone.
Thanks Mikey :D I was really worried about the potential lack of taco in that scene but now that I have access to such information I can rest easy that both Hulk and antman can enjoy their tacos to the fullest.
I read this in dunkeys funny voice. When he's like hey it's me dunkey
Thank you Mikey Marvel. That's what the fanbase have been waiting for.
paul rudd is by far the worst actor I have ever worked with
no way its the real don cheadle
It's the real Don Cheadle, I can confirm. I made the account
Love that Dunkey came back to like this 2 years after the video was posted
@@blackdynamite_5470 black Jesus, why am I so lonely even with people in my life? Is it because I’m being too greedy in wanting romantic love?
You gotta buy three tacos
Hearing how passionate Dunkey is about Tacos really puts into context how much he cares for his wife when he said "I love you more than Tacos".
Top ten things i love less than you
But do he... Now, listen well, love her more then knack II?
When you realize that his wife hates tacos and is actually cheating on Dunkey with Ricardo
TheDian100 No, but to be fair, that’s an unrealistically high expectation for any one person to aspire towards.
but dunkey is black
"It's just a movie taco dude" - Paul Dudd Avengers Endgame 2019
I remember when he said that in the movie
The phrase "it's just a movie taco" is such a weak mindset
Remember that Thanos the Train took all of Iron Man's tacos and said "you need cookies with butts in them". That was the only good thing about this garbage movie. Probably because they casted Sam Raimi as Thanos.
It’s so sad to see dunkey stoop to this level. He obviously hasn’t seen the deleted scene where ant man eats 2 tacos and then says “silly me, I forgot 3rd taco.” And buys a new one. Very disappointed
mayb they shouldnt have deleted that fuckin seane then
@@take5transfat he's joking dude
nerdbeep idiot, they deleted that scene so they could put that scene in ant-man 3
@@collinz5923 Smartest man on Earth.
uh oh exposed 😳
"Avengers is worse than taco night at Paul Rudd's house"
-Gex
Paul dudd*
@@fiona17.72 no
Yo this is one of the better gex memes
Haha
The post credits scene of the Spider-Man No Way home is Doctor Connors turning into Gex.
Finally, a movie reviewer who knows what he's talking about
So does IGN XD))
@@leeisloveleeislife5074 This review really makes you feeeeeeeel like a taco
Finally, a movie reviewer who knows what he's taco
It has a little sauce for everyone. 8/10
Better than those hackfrauds on RLM
I came into this thinking it was gonna be a shitpost, but I've never seen a man be so right about any one subject.
🤟😎🤟
@Logan Issac But what if the Tacos had the reality gem? 🌮
@Logan Issac Yeah but what he ate only 1 burrito.
the thing is this ship isn't even real it's cgi so it really makes you realise how shitty this taco is, getting destroyed by something that isn't even there
Yeah Paul Rudd is so weak a little fan sent the cheese flying to a better taco owner
Little do you realize the taco was cgi all along, thus allowing it to be affected by the cgi spaceship, but not consumed by the non-cgi bad actor Paul Rudd
If this movie was directed by Stanley Kubrick, the ship and the taco would have been real.
the taco is sgi
Exactly, I knew I wasn’t the only one that thought that
Imagine how much better this movie would be if Don Cheadle was in it
yeah, its sad that they killed him off in civil war.
Wasn’t he in infinity war?
@@quintessential8361 i think this is the part where i say "woooosh"
@@wizardpikachu 😔
@@quintessential8361 Bruh
According to very accurate research, the human body needs around 60g of protein every day and an average taco only has around 6g of protein. I'm sure you could do the math, but that's a total of 10 whole tacos to get the correct amount of protein needed to fight. I cant believe Marvel could not figure this one out. truly embarrassing.
however, if you want Hulk's muscles you's probably need much more tacos since the amount of protein reccomended for bodybuilders who want to gain muscle is about 0.8-1 gram of protein per lb of bodyweight or even more.
but he could've eaten 9 for breakfast
And to think I used to like their movies smh
That's 60g for the whole day isn't it? You wouldn't eat an entire day's worth of food in one meal. But yeah, if you wanted the ideal amount of protein you would probably need to get around 3 tacos per meal for a total of ~9.
60g is the absolute minimum required for survival. You need much more than that for optimal health.
Tacos aside, what the hell is up with those tortilla chips? You got a big ass thing of chips, no salsa, no cheese, no nothing? Where did the toppings of those nachos go? That's the real question. The real failure.
Good spot, Dunkey was so focused on the taco issue that he left that out. Cinemasins need to get on that, I have never seen a taco place that will let you buy such sad, plain, soulless tortilla chips. Investigation required. I'm starting to think these Marvel movies are unrealistic.
@@loveitreallyhard Further, notice that the Hulk doesn't appear to have any tortilla chips? You would assume from Ant Man's sad chip situation that it's just a really shitty restaurant that gives shitty tortilla chips with every meal. But since the Hulk didn't have any, it implies that Ant Man ASKED for shitty naked tortilla chips to go with his one sad taco.
You just didn't see the first ship that landed. It knocked all the toppings off the nachos.
I'd eat plain tortilla chips
@@tracerbullet85 I buy them from the corner store or supermarket and eat them all the time. But as Dunkey pointed out, these guys are friends with IRON MAN and the likes, they are not average human beings who need to be content with such mediocre tortilla chips. They can afford to purchase the best tacos and tortilla chips covered in fine salsa and tangy cheese. That's where the movie fails to sustain the immersion into that universe.
Thanos wiped out half the population, so that everyone can have 2 tacos each instead of just 1 taco.
Umm actually jackass that makes no sense cause the point was that there's so many people that there wouldn't be enough resources so that is just a stupid sentence and you should not talk ever again,bet you feel stupid now jackass
@@danielmurray3897 you are nitpicking and biased
I win bye bye.
Battle of gods
Perfectly balanced....as all things should be.
*Holds up taco supreme and proceeds to gorge down on it*
@@danielmurray3897 want to hear another joke? Murrayyyy
Meanwhile in DC, LEGO Batman eats a huge lobster, a full on meal that you normally share with other people, but no, Batman eats the whole thing by himself. See this is how Batman is always prepared, he eats fully sustaining meals instead of short one taco shit that marvel characters eat. That’s how you realistically depict preparation. And not only that, he ate it AFTER the big battle already happened!
Hold the phone, one lobster is only enough food for one person.
@@thecianinator but it's a beeeeg lobster
Batman uses the prep time to eat a lobster.
Batman with meal prep time
"Food tells you everything about the way people live and who they are"
-Martin Scorsese
Dunkey hearted your comment, lucky you
Lucky bastard
The same can be said about fashion but unfortunately it's not cool enough to quote
-Pac
You’re delusional, Jack Nicholson was the one that said that, not Armond White
Marvel used all their budget on CGI, actors and writing, which left almost nothing for the taco budget.
0/10. Should have had more taco.
“If you are in the presence of tacos, eat as many as you can”
-Dunkey 2020
Are Dunkey's neighbor's Mexicans because this is truth!!
Truly the only law to live by
@@AxxLAfriku stop advertising on donkeys vids
AxxL epic
AxxL now shut up
Imagine watching this without context and no sound
That's dunkey for you
That’s how I watch all dunkey videos
@@EliteArmyMan good
@@EliteArmyMan Damn
my tab was muted when i watched this i was confused as shit
what dunkey fails to realize is that in Anvengers: Infinity War, When Thanos Snapped his fingers, he wiped out half the tacos in the universe. Hence, Antman only having 1 taco for lunch.
Two tacos is still an inadequate amount of tacos for a meal!
G yeah but remember what Scorsese said? Two tacos is better than none
Thanos must be a terrible actor then
Damn, that makes me want to rewatch Thor lop his head off on a loop
Yeah but there are half as many people left to eat the tacos so it all works out. No excuse it's all on Antman
Evacuate the city, engage all defenses and get this man a taco.
Three tacos*
3 tacos is a good number. You can eat three tacos and say, “okay, that was a good meal.” Can we get taco statistics on the screen?
OMG, the mustache man! get it back. For god's sake GET IT BACK. You look horrendous
No get this man spaghetti and meatballs
YES!
“With great tacos, comes a great meal”- Spider-Man
I think you will find that Uncle Ben actually made that taco remark
I learned how to eat from Spiderman, like how I learned about Jesus from Veggitales.
Nice
Thank you spiderman
You'll get your tacos when you fix this damn door!
I’m sorry dunkey, but you’re dead wrong. If you look at the plastic wrapping, there’s all sorts of left over taco fillings on the wrapping. This means that he already ate tacos. But there is so much leftovers, that it must be enough leftover fillings for 2 tacos.
I stoped watching Dunky after this was brought up.
ill never forgive dunkey for this massive blunder. better go back to league of legends kiddo
Bro analyzed the wrapper💀
I hope someone got fired over this embarrassing mistake
"I totally said all the stuff this video said I said."
-Martin Scorsese
Of course he said those things, i was in the shooting of goodfellas and heard him say "you're nitpicking and biased i win bye bye"
@@campanamanuel1614 Yep, he's casting Al Pacino as Knack in the Knack movie
- Fartin Bolognese
I stopped listening to Dunkey when he said Bubsy 3D was bad, but I started listening to him again when he brought up the taco philosophy.
Wait how'd u know about the tacos if u stopped watching 💀🤯
Same this video was recommended by UA-cam i stopped listening since he stopped playing league of legends
K
SandwichPressive stopped listening, not watching
But why tho it’s just his opinion
Imagine Paul Rudd actually watches this and took it personal
I want to see his reaction is to eat 12 taco on screen. Uncut.
Then maybe he’d become a good actor finally
@@noahmartin2208 maybe..but can he do it? he couldn't even handle 1 taco, let alone 12
@@angryfish8394 as Martin said,
"get gud, paul rud"
-Martin Sconces
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse conceptswhat is in this movie review to not take seriously?
“Endgame really makes you FEEL like a taco.”
7/10
-IGN
vbddfy euuyt How is he your favourite actor!?!!1!1! He is obviously a terrible actor as shown here. Paul Dudd is a disgrace to the movie industry and Taco-kind. A REAL actor like Jack Nicholson would have brought a total of four tacos with him with a 5th one hidden in his back pocket in case of a space shuttle landing next to him. Then, he would have used Ant-Man’s suit to shrink down and eat the taco like that to get more value out of the tacos. He even would have given the extra tacos that he would have because of his shrinking/eating manoeuvre to other members of group so they could be ready for the battle. Anyways, you are nitpicking and biased.
I win, bye bye 👋🏻
THEY GAVE IT A 9.5/10
TOO MANY TACO 7.8/10
It has a little something for everyone.
WOW!!!!!!! the movie came out yesterday and dunkey is already with the review? that is what i call commitment ladies and gentleman
Ikr
At least he should have given a spoiler alert or something.
No it didn't
Edwin Yes it did
@@ammyvl1 You're an absolute idiot if you believe it didn't come out yesterday. A baboon if you will.
"Marvel movies need more tacos"
- Martin Scorcese
-jack black
@@YOTHISISYO -pac
That's facts
Are we even going to talk about how Marvel ripped off Martin Scorsese's "Irish Man" by making "Iron Man"??
yeah and how they tried to make the movie good by making it 3 hours long. like guess what fucko, no one wants to watch a 3 hour long movie unless it has a loveable fella like joe pesci in it and doesn't have idiotic shit happening in it like iron man flying around. get it through your head, walt disney. THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN. and now i'm supposed to believe hulk can be smart? HULK IS STUPID THAT IS WHY HE IS CALLED HULK! for fuck's sake! im getting a bit angry now like mate this film is so unrealistic. the only good part of the whole thing was when they had all the women in one shot but i even didnt enjoy that because i got a boner in the cinema. major disappointment!
Yeah, honestly it's a scandal that nobody is talking about that
@@FirstnameLastname-nd9wx I dont wanna get wooshed... but are you being serious?
@@Molten2004 It's hard to tell but I think it is sarcasm since he thought the women shot was good
@@Molten2004 of course not
If you can't save your taco, you can't save anyone.
Underrated comment.
i can only imagine how mad videomoviedebunky is gunna be when he realizes ant man couldve just turned his shrink ray upside down and made a Mega taco
Or shrink himself to eat a mega taco in peace
Ah, a fellow Wumbologist
Did you finish the video?
Chx Cabrera nah, dunkey talked about shrinking himself to eat a regular sized taco. This guy is saying to simply make the taco bigger
According to science, one cannot create nor destroy matter, meaning to enlarge the taco one must stretch it, decreasing the density and quality of it's ingredients and the overall taco, shrinking yourself keep the quality of taco the same, while also being able to consume more taco. After it has gone into his stomach the size of it will no longer matter because he can't taste the taco.
Hulk was carrying twelve tacos in his leather book case
And he sacrifices two tacos for antman endgame is about sacrifices
That’s why endgame is perfect 👌
How many after the bookworm sneaks in?
Personally i think an individual with the stature of Hulk, he needs at LEAST 30 tacos.
2:36 why is he so mad
The real problem here is that this movie used all of its taco budget on making Thor fat 🌮
Either that or he ate all of the tacos that were meant for Hulk and Antman beforehand
“Two tacos are better than none”
Truly a wise quote, Thanks Martin
First time I've noticed him refer to Leah as "my wife", makes me very happy
Who said it was Leah
Who said it was your wife?
Ohhhhh he doesn’t know leah is cheating on him with some white guy yet
@@danielmoreno-gama5973 dunkey is white....
Daniel Moreno that’s a joke
“You learned the two greatest things in life, never rat on your friends, and two tacos are better than one”
MAUBET WTF, I LITERALLY FINISHED WATCHING THIS MOVIE HALF AN HOUR AGO, WHAT KIND OF A COINCIDENCE IS THIS?!?
This man literally just went on a rant on how this one guy had one taco and this causes the movie to be a disgrace and I 100% agree
The movie was a disaster and ruined tacos for me.
@@flytrapYTP Because of the sweet burritos, Disney and Marvel just ruined the tacos so hard
No wonder grandma doesn’t make me tacos anymore. I have to go to Taco Bell now!
10 years of build up in world building and character development, all to be ruined by a single taco scene😔
Wow good catch... Did you figure that on your own 🤓?
i think you might be looking at this the wrong way dunkey. Look at Antmans meal, there's lettuce, cheese, and other taco leftovers, hinting towards the fact that hes eaten 1, or maybe even 2 tacos before the scene takes place. A beautiful way of showing, without telling.
"You could not live with only one taco. And where did that bring you? Right back to taco bell."
*-Thanos*
Thacos*
He’s such a wizard with his words, he’ll make me be able to do anything and think anything
I am 69th like
Riskyy you’re the worst kind of person
The Separatist LeaderYT I witnessed you get the 69th like.
I'm very upset about tacos now
This is a true statement and states words that are filled to true thankyou
''One taco a day keeps the bad reviews away''
- Martin Taco
Did you even watch the review? Its 3 effin tacos a meal!
One taco a day!? What is this baby-o-clock?!? That is simply not a quality meal, try harder next time kid 😎
Wrong!
3 tacos a day
It's true. *nods*
You know, somebody out there took one look at the title and disliked, not even watching Dunkey's incredibly well thought out and meticulously crafted review of the dumpster fire of a movie that was Avengers Endgame, they should have called it Amateur Endgame because of how incompetent these actors are
Sir this is a wendy's
Sir, why are you naked?
@Logan Issac ok marvel stan
Fun fact: Daniel Day Lewis was actually playing a taco in that scene
Omg mega funny
I can confirm, I was Paul Dudd
Wow! He's so good, I couldn't tell which taco he was!
Nah it was Channing Tatum
He did a fantastic job
1:40 He said "aaaaaaaaaaasss" instead of the "asssssssssssss" displayed on the screen. Terrible video dunkey, 11/10.
holy shit is that a motherfucking AVGN reference
It’s got a little something for everyone.
Finally a video that really makes you FEEL like donkey
This is when I realised that dunkey is not a method actor
I noticed that to and that is why dunk is worst Twitter
It's always nice when dunkey makes a serious video about his love of cinema.
yes, this time. he sound very SeRiOusErsSs
@@ber-ruang7616 are you having a seizure?
Dunkey doesn’t like movies...I think....I’m not sure
Sponge boob are you familiar with the concept of a joke
Paul Rudd needed something Hearty. Like BOWSER’S BIG BEAN BURRITO.
Dunkey has the world record. He’s goona have to ask first.
3:15 he gives two tacos
3:23 he has one taco
Paul Dudd bad actor he vaporized a taco and ruined the whole scene >:(
He sucks! D:
Actually those are two tacos compressed into one taco duhhh
@@notechnolife9596 you are stupid and wrong. BYE BYE!
@Da Serious Pug new subscriber?
Imagine being responsible for saving the world and yet you can't even protect a fucking taco
So funny
If he can't protect the taco... He can avenge it.
They're the Avengers, not the Protectors. Duh.
"The single taco was actually intentional, it was to show how far the world had fallen after the snap. What was once a three taco feast became a single taco farce. That single taco represented the colorful-flavorful heroes just trying to push back the grim-bland scenery around them. Without that single taco motif the entire movie's themeology falls apart." -some guy on the internet probably.
This would also explain the sad fare of plain, denuded chips, barren of topping or dipping sauce, simply sitting there cold, lonely, and completely apathetic on the matter of their own consumption, as if to say "you can eat us, or throw us in the garbage, your day will be the same either way".
But then why could Hulk pull 2 extra tacos out of his ass like nothing?
No, no, no no no the metaphor is about fame ant-man only gets the plain tortillas and a single taco filled mostly with lettuce as apposed to the hulk who can afford to share the generous bounty afforded by his own fame.
Um no? Thanos snapped so there would be more resources for each person on Earth. If anything, Ant Man should have MORE than three tacos.
but then they would’ve made half the taco disappear and they didnt
I mean he's not wrong, Antman could've shrunk and eaten the taco.
U fool. He was feeding the ants this whole time
lol great comment
underrated comment
Bill Microsoft stole his fucking taco.
^interdimensional brain comment
OMEGALUL
This is what cinemasins sounds like
@@grunkleg.2934 your delusional, this is satire cinemasins is a critic judging by your comment i think you need to google both words... smh
This is better than what cinemasins makes
Sanford O it’s a f*cking joke and even if this video is satirical, cinemasins sins shit like how “teleportation makes no sense” when it’s not something that should be sinned smh
Sanford O The point is that it’s still better even though it’s satire
Sanford O cinemasins is hardly a critic, he just judges everything at surface value or shits on something for a dumb joke
I love when Scorsese says "Marvel is bullshit, except Spiderman"
MCU or Raimi Spiderman?
@@ginogatash4030 Spectacular
@@and8091 only trilogies and up :^)
@@and8091 you mean he doesn't like Marvel in general except the Spectacular Spiderman cartoon?
Paul Rudd killed my children and laughed at my pain. He is darkness itself.
"One taco will kill me, three tacos will make me full"
-Friedrich Nietzsche
“If you stare into the Taco Bell, the Taco Bell will feed you delicious and affordable Tacos.“ - Friedrich Nietsche, local taco enthusiast
"One taco will kill me, two tacos will make me sh*t my pants, three will make me full. 7.5 outta 10 it has a little something for everybody."
-Todd Howard
"Hulk is keeping me in his basement and force feeding me tacos I can't leave I'm dying oh god help me."
- Ant-Man
"Less action and more tacos"
- Quentin Tarantino.
ftfy - Queso Tacontino
That's why I love his movies
Number 15- Taco Bell Foot Fedish...
I think you mean Quentin Tarantaco
“I’m hungry, let’s get a taco.” -Mr. White, Reservoir Dogs
I remember when Dunkey was on H3's podcast and he said his favorite food is tacos. I can see why he made this video.
And at his wedding in his vows he told leahbee that he loves her more than tacos
With how H3 shitting on everyone who helped him succeed I wonder when he's going to shit on dunkey and that will be his biggest mistake
@@faizalf119 uhoh keem fanboy
Now that's the kind of critical thinking I like to see in the youtube comment section.
but he said he'll have the spaghetti and Meatballs, wtf I hate Skelton goolie now
It makes more sense in the extended version, where they show Hulk getting more tacos after this scene.
As the famous saying goes,
"You are what you eat"
-Martin "Taco" Scorsese
Rotten tomatoes : "you're nitpicking and biased I win bye bye"
That’s rotten tacos
Not to be rude but the you're nitpicking and biased joke I getting old
@Weston Lewis fuck that's actually pretty good ngl, tho I still think it's overused
@@fullmetal_faqih6446 ya ok but he double whammied ya man
@@medinywaw7435 lol
If this were Tobey Maguire he would've eaten an entire pizza, which is why he's a better actor than Paul Rudd.
it's pizza time
Emo toby 😂😂😂 incredible actor 😂😂😂
Sorry but I have to disagree, and here’s why. No he’s not because that is not Mexican food. That makes him a worse actor because everyone knows pizza and love pizza, but if you get tacos that means you went out of your way to eat tacos implying that they love tacos, making them a more believable character, thus making them a better actor.
*Paul Dudd
I missed the part where i should like the comment
This is very insightful. My entire view of Marvel has been changed. I'm cancelling my Disney plus account now
This movie doesn’t make you feel like a taco
0/5
@SYLWVIN um, hello!? if there's only 1 taco, it's obviously not enough for everyone, people like you make me SICK! i can't believe someone like you could possibly think that 1 taco is enough for everyone!
“I looked at my wife”
....oh crap. I forgot dunkey had eyes
He does, but he's usually blindfolded.
@@yanipheonu It's his little brother looking for him actually
I forgot he was married
Maybe he has invisible eyes
You may never know
When people groaned in the cinema at this part I didn't get it. I do now.
Dunkey: "this movie was so bad"
literally everyone: "yo was it the acting?"
Dunkey: *N O T E N O U G H T A C O S*
I mean he is right
Weren't you listening? It *is* the acting. Paul rudd is such a bad actor that he didn't even shrink to eat the taco
"People that only eat one taco have failed society"
- Aristotles
Bruh Moment nice
-be me
-live in Asia
-never had a Taco
-whyevenlive.pnj
i hate you and my life
Pham Thien Phuc Get this man a taco immediately
Master of P A S T A no, get this man at least two, but ideally more than three tacos immediately
@@masterofpasta95 Evacuate the city. Engage all defenses. And get this man three tacos.
If only D’Angelo did the soundtrack...
He really just searched 'tony Stark money' lol
Hey, that's efficient googling. Keywords, my dude.
If you searched anything else you'll come up with other shit
@@user-vi7hx9zl1f i was thinking about net worth lol
The 6.1 dislikes are the people who heard the first 12 seconds of the video and left
Some days I feel like a single taco with all the cheese knocked off. Some days I feel like a Taco Bell 12 pack taco crate. But feeling like a perfect, 3-taco meal in a nice cardboard box really seems like unrealistic beauty standards to me, dunko. If you could quit brainwashing our young girls into thinking they're not good enough, I'd appreciate it.
Bart, it's Kathryn Bigelow! Director of the "Hurtlocker" and other fine films!
no u
I feel like a taco that is 90% lettuce with like 3 little shreds of cheese and some tiny splatter of beef-like substance. Maybe a tomato cube if I wake up early.
The problem is with men judging a taco 3 piece meal to be different to a 12 piece meal or a single taco with no filling. What we need is to taco bout positivity.
I understand this is a joke but you have to understand this is a really stupid one. Better luck next time.
"Is it healthy to eat twelve tacos?"
yes.
amateur i eat 8273629202
Would I recommend it? No. (Yes.)
“What am I even watching here?! This is such a disgraceful, unrealistic film!”
9/10 it has a little something for everyone
0/10 not enough tacos for everyone
Has: a little something
For: everyone
ave𝐍gers - 𝐍ot
𝐄ndgame - 𝐄nough
i𝐒 - taco𝐒
g𝐎od -bad m𝐎vie
see what i'm saying?
This needs more likes , I mean tacos.
Avenger’s Endgame: *doesn’t have enough tacos*
*not enough taacosss*
7.8/10
Thank you Central Intelligence Agency
The worst movie ever. Being brainless ape hard
@@riskyy2657 no
The phrase "It's just a taco" is such a weak mindset.
(I'm too lazy to do the rest)
The phrase it’s just a taco is such a weak mindset. You are ok with just one taco an imperfection of a meal. Once you’ve stop being angry about your meal you’ve lost twice.
-Antonio Blevins, 2020
"You should have gone for the soft taco" -Thanos telling Gandhi to get the soft taco.
Haven't heard that name in quite some time.
Ahhh my heart. (Got the break up ending)
yeah dunkey invented quoting
Is that best girl Lilly I see?
The feels, man... the feels...
As the Buddha, I can indeed confirm that happened
I'm sure even the most dedicated marvel fans will be disappointed. This is not the taco experience that was promised in the advertising and I can assure you that marvel will never see my money again
Notice how in Spider-Man, when they have Peter Parker eat some Cookies with nuts in them, its fantastic symbolism, subtly hinting at the audience, our hero is going nuts. But when Marvel has a character eat food, they have Ant Man eating a taco with NO symbolism, no message no care in the type of food they choose our characters to eat. The Taco crumbling into pieces serves as better symbolism for Paul Dudd's acting career, once these Avenger Films end. Now, everytime a character eats food it doesn't meant hey have to have some message tied to it, but it shows the absolute lack of care that Marvel has for its Movies, compared to Sam Raimi and his masterpiece trilogy
Yea but dial it back
@@Dunklefunk That's literally how anyone criticizes marvel films..... I'm not saying not all of them are good , but you can't just discredit them for all the better ones they've done...
@@Dunklefunk Blasphemy. You can always go in harder.
"this is such a disgraceful, unrealistic film!"
"9/10 it has a little something for everyone"
Except more tacos
this meme is overdone
@@alailailloo dunkey has made super mario brothers 2 the top game of the year for nearly ten years now and you're telling me this joke is overdone
Alexsandr Senaviev I know thats why i dont like either
Paul Dudd: drops all his taco's cheese
Everyone: How embarassing....
Seize the cheese or don't speak to me.
I like how don cheadle is the first good actor he mentions, and then later appears as 'Iron man'
If Avengers : Endgame is such a good movie, why isn’t there an Avengers : Endgame 2?
I think what all really boils down to is...Reggie is just scared
I think it's called Spider-man: Taco from Home
There was a Prequel of Avengers Endgame that was released in 2018.
There was an idea.....
Whose ?
There was bro, like the month after endgame came out
2020 - "So I just watched Avengers:Endgame"
Spoilers:
Squidward defeated Thanos and got the N-word pass.
104 likes for a comment that makes no sense. At this point UA-cam just disable the comments you'll be doing everyone a fucking favor. 300 now
400
500
@@Chef1999 the mystery has been revealed.
Watch out Donkey
Draco yeah that’s the worst part of the move.
But the best part is when Spongebob defeated Shrek and got the infinite N-word pass.
@Mathew Yonan had to check twice if the video was reuploaded
“Did you do it?”
“Yes”
“What did it cost?”
“My taco 😭”
I’m depressed now 😔 👊
In the deleted scenes Instead of “I love you 3000” Tony says “I love 3000 tacos”. I feel like Dunkey would’ve been much happier with that version in the original.
Wait is this a 4 minute rant about tacos? Should've just said so, I would've clicked faster.
Its an ad to why Paul Rudd is a bad actor, duh
Hey weren't you number 1?
This guy knows what he’s talking abt, after all he does hold the record on Bowser’s Big Bean Burrito
Ok. But what about Bowser's Extra Large Taco? Thought so. Complete and utter amateur
bad nope. You are nitpicking and biased. I win. Bye bye
LilKirbs stole the WR lmfao
Preach that shit
Another youtuber actually beat his record on bowsers big bean burrito, its sad to see, probably why dunkdley doesn't talk about it anymore
"There is a lack of representation of tacos in this movie"
9.5/10 There is a little something for everyone
there is a little something for everybody, but not a full something for everybody 4/10 still hungry
Really makes you feel like a taco
pokémaster456 you forgot to bold it. *feel*
I love the fact that he googled “tony stark money” lmaoo
Love or hate him, he is speaking straight facts.
Scott falco
*straight tacos
"I looked at my wife"
oh yeah a bee and donkey got married last year.
Wait what?! My god, where was I when this happened? Why was I not invited?!
no, Leah got married to a white dude, dunkey is actually of Puerto Rican descent
yeah and I cried watching the video what of it fight me
That's very funny! A fly marrying a bumblebee
@@wetpudding wait I thought Dunkey was a 90 year old black grandma. Wtf dude?
Instead of searching Tony Stark net worth you literally just put Tony Stark money
🗿
He's a busy man, can't be wasting time with that shit
And the fact it brought up the answer means he probably wasn't the first one.
I remember once during a conversation I couldn't remember the name of Samwell Tarly from Game of Thrones, so I searched "Jon Snow's fat friend". It brought up exactly what I wanted.
U took the time to look at that tho
With the money, Tony Stark could have made a better taco. With the money.
Imagine finding this when trying to see an actual review 😂