Tekken 7 : Kuma Madness

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  • Опубліковано 25 тра 2020
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 5 тис.

  • @dracoshadow2552
    @dracoshadow2552 4 роки тому +7116

    "This is the first bear type game."
    -Hideo Kuma

    • @thegodofsoapkekcario1970
      @thegodofsoapkekcario1970 4 роки тому +77

      Elephant Stranding is worse than Bear Stranding.

    • @leeiif
      @leeiif 4 роки тому +42

      This is the first stranding type bear.

    • @Algormortis9
      @Algormortis9 4 роки тому +39

      You have to have a very high IQ to understand the kuma fighting style

    • @kinanschannel6016
      @kinanschannel6016 4 роки тому +4

      Epic dumpster bear on the Wii U: Am I joke to you?

    • @nagi2960
      @nagi2960 4 роки тому +8

      But does this game make you FEEL like a bear?

  • @AxleTrade
    @AxleTrade 4 роки тому +7766

    My friend once told me "The reason why no one knows how to fight against Kuma is that nobody ever uses him."

    • @WormyJester8
      @WormyJester8 4 роки тому +417

      aka Rangchu strategy

    • @HellecticMojo
      @HellecticMojo 4 роки тому +324

      Ah, yes the Gigas main strats

    • @NaturalHypertrophy
      @NaturalHypertrophy 4 роки тому +77

      Find better friends

    • @admiralackbar6586
      @admiralackbar6586 4 роки тому +8

      Damn

    • @TeenywantsaHug
      @TeenywantsaHug 4 роки тому +611

      actually true, characters in this game are very complex and the bottom tier characters are so rare that almost noone knows the matchup, resulting in them having some of the highest winrates online. tekken is really unique and awesome.

  • @j.fortnite.kennedy
    @j.fortnite.kennedy 4 роки тому +7401

    Now imagine if Dunkey paid his electric bills so he could actually play the game

    • @frigginbirds
      @frigginbirds 4 роки тому +24

      Too real my dude 😆

    • @alexanderbanman9288
      @alexanderbanman9288 3 роки тому +7

      LMAO

    • @luckyblockyoshi
      @luckyblockyoshi 3 роки тому +45

      @Mega Zeta you’re speaking English so unoriginal make your own language smh

    • @luckyblockyoshi
      @luckyblockyoshi 3 роки тому +6

      @Sexy Uchiha wow you're speaking english too smh unoriginal

    • @m9gam
      @m9gam 3 роки тому +15

      @@luckyblockyoshi He's right though. For someone as creative as dunkey, surprisingly, he has the most unoriginal comment section I have ever seen.

  • @sev1011
    @sev1011 4 роки тому +3332

    1:58 Nobody's talking about how smooth that move was.

    • @smellojello8214
      @smellojello8214 3 роки тому +128

      How does something like that happen? (I don’t have tekken)

    • @wompwomp1658
      @wompwomp1658 3 роки тому +351

      @@smellojello8214 when both people are low and they both do an attack that might win the fight, it slows down

    • @Isaac-yt3bv
      @Isaac-yt3bv 3 роки тому +49

      but was it a warioware smooth move? yeah didn't think so.

    • @hido...
      @hido... 3 роки тому +52

      I thought 0:40 was cooler

    • @pierreo33
      @pierreo33 3 роки тому +19

      Nobody's talking about it because it would be like saying water is wet

  • @nickcloete5938
    @nickcloete5938 4 роки тому +17918

    Considering this is being played by an actual bear that Dunkey trained on a Nintendo Labo fishing controller it's pretty good ngl

    • @mrhuman5092
      @mrhuman5092 4 роки тому +491

      Plus the console isn't even turned on and the bear is blindfolded

    • @vince4072
      @vince4072 4 роки тому +290

      Mr Human plus its the bears little brother playing

    • @huajiang9241
      @huajiang9241 4 роки тому +131

      GREENBOITHE1ST what’s even more amazing is that the bear doesn’t even exist!

    • @bruhmomenthdr7575
      @bruhmomenthdr7575 4 роки тому +104

      Mr Human plus the bear was using a usb steering wheel w/ motion controls to control the character’s movement.

    • @Humblemumble7
      @Humblemumble7 4 роки тому +62

      @@huajiang9241 Shiiiiit y'all don't know nothing! The REAL amazing thing is-- we don't even exist, we're just characters in a video game that Dunkey is playing!!

  • @electricpeo
    @electricpeo 4 роки тому +9848

    I can't even imagine how frustrating must be finding yourself fighting donkey online

    • @nichoalaz6235
      @nichoalaz6235 3 роки тому +286

      I’d be honoured to be in the same match with somebody that’s as skilled at tekken as dunkey is.

    • @eriksatlher1
      @eriksatlher1 3 роки тому +63

      the master cheeser

    • @yerman0564
      @yerman0564 3 роки тому +71

      Who's donkey, I only know bunkley

    • @francescomorini9084
      @francescomorini9084 3 роки тому +5

      Cosss ma perché sei qui

    • @MineSlimeTV
      @MineSlimeTV 3 роки тому

      Well holly screw!
      I haven't seen you in ages!
      UA-cam did it again!

  • @Aardvarkwrangla
    @Aardvarkwrangla 4 роки тому +661

    Yo, the pizza-mascot man being like "anybody else want a piece" is some top-tier character creation lore.

    • @hoobar5331
      @hoobar5331 3 місяці тому

      How do we not already have a fighting game character who is just a pizza delivery kid who beats the shit outta people for not paying?

  • @corrodan2995
    @corrodan2995 4 роки тому +6642

    Imagine how good he'd be if he actually owned the game.

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 4 роки тому +109

      Stop spoiling his speedrun! Look how he destroyed Sekiro with the speedrun 😂

    • @7atem877
      @7atem877 4 роки тому +11

      Wait what?!

    • @recipeacefoodialog8537
      @recipeacefoodialog8537 4 роки тому +14

      This is a game? Dunkey why lie?

    • @Fuckjaredmilton
      @Fuckjaredmilton 3 роки тому +9

      @@Skroopz first day?

    • @boofstain1508
      @boofstain1508 3 роки тому +9

      @@Fuckjaredmilton don't woosh me but can u clarify lmao

  • @atiterminator
    @atiterminator 4 роки тому +8028

    Tekken Players: learning combos and timings to become the best
    Dunkey: me bear

    • @titus17
      @titus17 4 роки тому +62

      except dunkey definitely did lab kuma but ok

    • @MrKhaz101
      @MrKhaz101 4 роки тому +178

      @@titus17 issa joke my dude

    • @michaelparinas4627
      @michaelparinas4627 4 роки тому +16

      bears go _____.

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 4 роки тому +18

      Tekken Players: Well fuck!
      Dunkey: *grins*

    • @29rogans7
      @29rogans7 4 роки тому +8

      dammit man. Hold my Bear would be perfect there. Dislike=/

  • @fidzschool2941
    @fidzschool2941 4 роки тому +7020

    Dunkey actually has pretty good spacing and reactions. If only he didn’t play blindfolded with a USB steering wheel, he could potentially go pro.

    • @bitterthenu7278
      @bitterthenu7278 4 роки тому +326

      But he might get sued since its actually his little brother playing

    • @gergs4life
      @gergs4life 4 роки тому +68

      Or if he even existed

    • @starwhale3070
      @starwhale3070 4 роки тому +29

      Truly a shame

    • @procrasadini2283
      @procrasadini2283 4 роки тому +123

      Dont forget that Dunkey is also doing open heart surgery while playing

    • @gabrielmartin977
      @gabrielmartin977 4 роки тому +69

      Actually he uses Motion Capture like in the Donkey Kong show, you can tell when he dances at 3:22

  • @Sassaparilla
    @Sassaparilla 4 роки тому +787

    1:57 ok, that was legitimately epic

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +1947

    2:27
    "why am I fighting this guy, I have a gun, just shoot the gun."
    *When the Main Character sees through the plot hole*

  • @skeletonsoup4992
    @skeletonsoup4992 4 роки тому +1555

    Everyone: "Akuma is the best character"
    Dunkey: " *Kuma* is the best character"

    • @DANCERcow
      @DANCERcow 4 роки тому +43

      A Kuma?

    • @258thHiGuy
      @258thHiGuy 4 роки тому +24

      One kuma

    • @victrollin
      @victrollin 4 роки тому +10

      A kuma is the best character ;)

    • @ariframennoodles8028
      @ariframennoodles8028 4 роки тому +2

      No, leroy Smith is

    • @L7U
      @L7U 4 роки тому +11

      cant spell "Akuma" without Kuma giving you an A for......uh........... Affort

  • @Plebblo
    @Plebblo 4 роки тому +1399

    ah yes dunkeys signature catchphrase: "You were saying?"

    • @joe____
      @joe____ 4 роки тому +36

      "Did I mine that?"

    • @jackunclean9760
      @jackunclean9760 4 роки тому +2

      I bet he didn’t even win that match. He shows the round 2 win and nothing else.

    • @cillianclarke8987
      @cillianclarke8987 4 роки тому +3

      I thought his catch frase was "bah wo wa bad da"

    • @muhammadraafey567
      @muhammadraafey567 4 роки тому +3

      Black Ops

    • @baconblaster9593
      @baconblaster9593 4 роки тому

      You were saying his catchphrase and then stopped talking, what was his catchphrase

  • @dr.dirtydan497
    @dr.dirtydan497 3 роки тому +2209

    2:41 Just imagine being that guy, taking hours of blood sweat and tears to learn that long ass combo then you just get shit on by a bear

    • @sibtainahmed3026
      @sibtainahmed3026 3 роки тому +358

      Bro devil jin(the character he plays) is one of the hardest characters to play in the entire game. He is a mishima amd mishimas are known to be characters that are shit if you play casually and you actually have to be an enthusiast to even play them. That said, mishima players are elitists and the whole community shits on them for thinking that they are better players even if they lose.

    • @WavyJayZ
      @WavyJayZ 3 роки тому +28

      That combo is easy af🤣

    • @WavyJayZ
      @WavyJayZ 3 роки тому +13

      @@sibtainahmed3026 you probably play Asuka or leroy shutup.

    • @aguy4887
      @aguy4887 3 роки тому +390

      @@WavyJayZ You’re kinda proving his point

    • @WavyJayZ
      @WavyJayZ 3 роки тому +2

      @@aguy4887 how so?

  • @Lightwaverable
    @Lightwaverable 4 роки тому +3137

    Kuma: Literally laying on the ground
    Morons: "Let me try another high!"

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 4 роки тому +129

      I did kind of feel bad for the one dude that whiffed his low kick. But also random question, would any jumping attacks work or no?

    • @migueloliveira2130
      @migueloliveira2130 4 роки тому +15

      @@plasmaoctopus1728 Launchers I dont believe so

    • @404waffles
      @404waffles 4 роки тому +47

      @@plasmaoctopus1728 jumping 2 (ground punch) would but jump attacks are pretty slow

    • @mindofbeasts
      @mindofbeasts 4 роки тому +78

      The lei is an idiot, you can just duck and low parry for an easy launcher

    • @uhhimnotcreative2235
      @uhhimnotcreative2235 4 роки тому +62

      Just use the Plunging Attack!

  • @joshrausch3061
    @joshrausch3061 4 роки тому +2001

    evo was canceled cause everyone knew who would have won

    • @MajorasLullaby
      @MajorasLullaby 4 роки тому +22

      Yeah, your mom

    • @catch7001
      @catch7001 4 роки тому +42

      Thank you, Dunkey Kung
      Very cool!

    • @bibshib7535
      @bibshib7535 4 роки тому +18

      @@MajorasLullaby oh my god video game dunkey kung i love all your video game! i rate it with 10 stars
      just like you said, they are oh so funny.

    • @ratatoskrx5521
      @ratatoskrx5521 4 роки тому

      Knee, arslan ash, Anakin, and jimmy j Tran don’t Stand a chance against the mighty dunkey.

    • @eminem6898
      @eminem6898 4 роки тому +3

      @@MajorasLullaby omg savage! :0000 thats the videogamedunkey kung I always knew! Go get him dunkey kwuang

  • @hchappy125
    @hchappy125 4 роки тому +1463

    To quote dunkey’s Skyrim video: “GET IN THERE BEAR”

    • @Jc_12368
      @Jc_12368 4 роки тому +20

      FIGHT THEM

    • @gribberoni
      @gribberoni 4 роки тому +8

      [MIDI version of Misirlou plays]

    • @MayAwesome
      @MayAwesome 4 роки тому +5

      You win, I'm in

    • @bendavis6457
      @bendavis6457 4 роки тому +3

      "I'm gonna punch da bear"

  • @justanormalcat1839
    @justanormalcat1839 4 роки тому +1814

    I feel like Dunkey is just playing Kuma cause he’s a giant bear, and unknowingly became actual god at this game.

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 4 роки тому +94

      Only logical that a grizzly bear would be the best character in close combat! /S

    • @littlekitsune1
      @littlekitsune1 4 роки тому +22

      That's sure my Tekken story.

    • @ThanatorRider
      @ThanatorRider 4 роки тому +80

      "He (Dunkey) does not know what people things are. Like I literally think that he is a bear that's learning how to be a person." -Sky Williams

    • @DarkX64
      @DarkX64 4 роки тому +15

      God is a reach. Good at kicking in shitty players' teeth maybe. Maybe even good enough to get TKP, but definitely not a god.
      He's dang good though

    • @yuriscynicism
      @yuriscynicism 3 роки тому

      His overweight body sure is built like one

  • @k0bu364
    @k0bu364 3 роки тому +332

    This is EXACTLY what i thought what an average Kuma player sounds like. Simply fantastic.

    • @ozmobozo
      @ozmobozo 2 роки тому +21

      AVERAGE KUMA ENJOYER

  • @brunodasilva9077
    @brunodasilva9077 4 роки тому +1120

    He is like knack, "all he knows are 3 punches and a kick"

    • @hardcash2192
      @hardcash2192 4 роки тому +71

      "He can jump too!"

    • @ignazioscatarri9086
      @ignazioscatarri9086 4 роки тому +7

      He CaN JuMp To!

    • @joe____
      @joe____ 4 роки тому +4

      He uses the Knack technique of mashing a single button!

    • @demarcoh
      @demarcoh 4 роки тому +4

      *he can dance too*

    • @eray2805
      @eray2805 4 роки тому +3

      and that's all he needs to know baybee

  • @leafspiderbane
    @leafspiderbane 4 роки тому +2372

    “Why am I fighting this guy, I have a gun” 🤣

    • @XxAlmsivixX
      @XxAlmsivixX 4 роки тому +47

      That part made me spit out my coffee, couldn't stop myself from laughing anymore haha

    • @crustykeycap5670
      @crustykeycap5670 4 роки тому +16

      2:22

    • @Denzo-df9gr
      @Denzo-df9gr 4 роки тому +22

      I need a bigger gun

    • @iliveinsideyourhouse3943
      @iliveinsideyourhouse3943 4 роки тому +8

      Dunkey is probably the only UA-camr that never failed to makes my bland ass to laugh.

    • @RockefellerSteel
      @RockefellerSteel 4 роки тому +7

      Indiana Jones be like

  • @rocksnrolls
    @rocksnrolls 3 роки тому +243

    I love how a character in a fighting game is literally just a bear.

  • @nikt12
    @nikt12 3 роки тому +468

    2:45
    How much you wanna bet that guy threw his controller through a brick wall after that round?

    • @chubeviewer
      @chubeviewer 3 роки тому +28

      Reminded me of that mountain fight in game of thrones.

    • @JayDineroBandz
      @JayDineroBandz 3 роки тому +2

      😂 He had to

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 2 роки тому

      @@chubeviewer bruh whyyy

    • @tincoeani9529
      @tincoeani9529 2 роки тому +2

      Lol it's his fault doing a jumping attack, should've just stomped him and the battle was over x)

    • @rockman00
      @rockman00 Рік тому +3

      I think he expected a low move by Dunky from the ground

  • @DammitSinged
    @DammitSinged 4 роки тому +924

    *_Carries Pizza on his back_*
    _"Anybody else want a piece?"_

  • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
    @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 4 роки тому +652

    As a Canadian child, I was visited by the Mounties' Bear Division and briefed on dangerous bear techniques to look out for. Only one man on the team had witnessed the fabled Dancing Bear manoeuvre. He lost his legs to a grazing blow, but managed to hand-stand his way to safety thanks to his extensive mime background.

  • @axe1447
    @axe1447 4 роки тому +464

    "why am I fighting this guy I have a gun"
    Such a American thing I ever heard

    • @reubenbailey7491
      @reubenbailey7491 4 роки тому +13

      Yeah that was an funny part of the vid

    • @eriksatlher1
      @eriksatlher1 3 роки тому +18

      The character overweightness checks out

  • @Ocean_Man205
    @Ocean_Man205 3 роки тому +60

    There is something just incredibly satisfying seeing a person pull off a full combo with a cinematic and everything, only to be destroyed by a bear squirming on the ground

  • @isthatkris1272
    @isthatkris1272 4 роки тому +1886

    Imagine getting on your favorite fighting game “Tekken 7” just to get beat by a guy not even holding a controller while blindfolded

    • @hoist9364
      @hoist9364 4 роки тому +45

      A controller being held by his little brother

    • @ethansaucier2917
      @ethansaucier2917 4 роки тому +48

      and then he switches to the USB steering wheel which is blindfolded too and also the game isn't even on

    • @isaacmendez1529
      @isaacmendez1529 4 роки тому +19

      And not even trying

    • @shogun__535
      @shogun__535 4 роки тому +7

      @@hoist9364 he uses two of his brothers and hits the controller with them. (while blindfolded ofc.)

    • @ishigamiryu5689
      @ishigamiryu5689 4 роки тому +6

      Don't forgot that he doesn't even exist

  • @johnbeckman2698
    @johnbeckman2698 4 роки тому +753

    I think Dunkey is now realizing his spirit animal is a bear but he’s had the donkey mascot for so long, that he is struggling to change it

  • @igeltheoutsider9372
    @igeltheoutsider9372 4 роки тому +376

    Tekken player: i have 700 hours in this game, i've learned and mastered every single combo ever
    Dunkey: hold my bear

    • @Posdrums3
      @Posdrums3 3 роки тому +12

      tfw I have twice those hours and still feel inadequate
      tfw no face

    • @foreveruseless1292
      @foreveruseless1292 3 роки тому +1

      I have over 700 hours and I'm still pretty trash in comparison to the good players ngl

    • @gladman9634
      @gladman9634 3 роки тому +3

      master every combo? try 7000 hours

  • @luthfihiday5345
    @luthfihiday5345 4 роки тому +81

    "Get ready to fly!"
    *And... She fly.

    • @diabetes1191
      @diabetes1191 3 роки тому +1

      kuma's ass: you were saying?

  • @catlion4925
    @catlion4925 4 роки тому +2584

    Imagine if dunkey took his blindfold off, arm not tied, his lil brother wasnt playing, and he plugged in his controller. Lil majin be sweatin his balls off

    • @sibanbgd100
      @sibanbgd100 4 роки тому +29

      God would be trembling

    • @jmerridew124
      @jmerridew124 4 роки тому +24

      To scare people, you gotta say "boo"
      To scare Buu, you gotta say "Dunkey"

    • @sheenarao5763
      @sheenarao5763 4 роки тому +1

      Fygjjyhuui it is the vary

    • @Casanuda
      @Casanuda 4 роки тому +1

      Imagine if he actually existed, how good he'd be then

    • @hemangchauhan2864
      @hemangchauhan2864 4 роки тому +1

      Who?

  • @hamachibeans4471
    @hamachibeans4471 4 роки тому +1713

    “Back to formula?”
    Ah yes I see, how could I be so blind, I see the connection now
    Bear=green goblin

    • @generalkenobi858
      @generalkenobi858 4 роки тому +51

      Out, am I?

    • @tabkg5802
      @tabkg5802 4 роки тому +2

      @@generalkenobi858 general Kenobi you're shorter than I expected

    • @amancuso07
      @amancuso07 4 роки тому +2

      @@generalkenobi858 it's you who's out, out of your mind

    • @kickitsmooth
      @kickitsmooth 4 роки тому +3

      I know right? What a random reference. I love Dunkey.

    • @gicsternad3449
      @gicsternad3449 4 роки тому +1

      Don’t tell harry

  • @Sonichero151
    @Sonichero151 3 роки тому +93

    Dunkey is one of the most efficient Tekken Salt miners I have ever seen

  • @marshallcravey2901
    @marshallcravey2901 4 роки тому +50

    1:45 gosh reminds me of my dad

  • @samgatti3045
    @samgatti3045 4 роки тому +728

    1:51 I'm glad "You were saying?" is a reoccuring phrase for Dunkey now

  • @nexonus9513
    @nexonus9513 4 роки тому +1014

    “It really makes you feel like a bear”
    -IGN

  • @jadonmcallister8867
    @jadonmcallister8867 4 роки тому +39

    Just love how in a game about martial artist fighting to the death there is this floppy ass bear just hanging around

  • @HoldOnImComin
    @HoldOnImComin 3 роки тому +144

    It's really crazy when you realize they taught an actual bear these moves so they could use motion tracking

    • @gomjabbar6246
      @gomjabbar6246 2 роки тому +17

      They brought in a stunt samon as well, really nice guy, showed me a sick sushi place.

  • @grakaganggang3569
    @grakaganggang3569 4 роки тому +1710

    Who woulda thunk Banjo from “Banjo Kazooie” would be so good at MMA

    • @Phabrysio
      @Phabrysio 4 роки тому +30

      He's from Smash Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch actually

    • @PROPAINZERO
      @PROPAINZERO 4 роки тому +10

      @@Phabrysio actually he is from banjo and kazooie for the Nintendo 64

    • @leodash_
      @leodash_ 4 роки тому +11

      If Devil Kazuya riding on Kuma, would that make them Banjo Kazuya?

    • @anthonythomas9677
      @anthonythomas9677 4 роки тому +2

      @@PROPAINZERO banjo and kazooie actually originated from the sans series

    • @assiaisindegyara4905
      @assiaisindegyara4905 4 роки тому +2

      I mean kazzoie a big guy and a bear, id expect him to be good at mauling. Meanwhile banjo the bird, put someone in the backpack with him he'll get scratched the crap out of.

  • @carltonbanks8797
    @carltonbanks8797 4 роки тому +2155

    dunkey is truly the greatest, even when he's using a usb steering wheel

    • @AmokCanuck
      @AmokCanuck 4 роки тому +12

      And he was barely even trying

    • @Marklennon
      @Marklennon 4 роки тому +14

      Nope, you are nitpicking and biased. - I win, Bye Bye

    • @lightning23100
      @lightning23100 4 роки тому +16

      That was actually his little brother playing on top of that

    • @wafflefalafel9442
      @wafflefalafel9442 4 роки тому +16

      And he's blindfolded, too. Clearly a master at his craft.

    • @niki55551
      @niki55551 4 роки тому +4

      Wasnt even plugged in

  • @superbotc
    @superbotc 4 роки тому +167

    I imagine Dunkey would be incredibly annoying to play against. But he’s fun to watch!

  • @ruinmaniac1411
    @ruinmaniac1411 4 роки тому +20

    The Tekken customisation system sure is something when a giant ass bear isn't the weirdest looking thing on screen at any given moment

  • @MoeTorbote
    @MoeTorbote 4 роки тому +1325

    90% sure the guy in the last clip killed himself after that

    • @marshalljoseph8582
      @marshalljoseph8582 4 роки тому +27

      i would

    • @LeafDreams
      @LeafDreams 4 роки тому +91

      that guy losing that way in the video? that would never happen that way if he had raycon on tho

    • @empress_0
      @empress_0 4 роки тому +21

      @@LeafDreams ads getting smarter and smarter

    • @peppermintgal4302
      @peppermintgal4302 4 роки тому +38

      @@empress_0 Last night I was woken up by the sound of heavy breathing, and was startled to see an ad for Raid: Shadow Legends standing at the foot of my bed.

    • @AlfiansyahHendry
      @AlfiansyahHendry 4 роки тому +2

      @@LeafDreams aight I'm getting one tomorrow

  • @maurikarp6169
    @maurikarp6169 4 роки тому +3010

    Imagine if Dunkey wasn’t playing on tilt controls

    • @sbgaming5348
      @sbgaming5348 4 роки тому +82

      Or if he wasnt also using the Rock Band Microphone as a controller

    • @peickudeicku1493
      @peickudeicku1493 4 роки тому +32

      Or if he wasn't using his steering wheels on

    • @coladrinker4467
      @coladrinker4467 4 роки тому +15

      Or if he was playing as Gon

    • @harukonoe4248
      @harukonoe4248 4 роки тому +33

      or if it wasn't his little brother that was playing

    • @buppo8931
      @buppo8931 4 роки тому +16

      Imagine if he was Actually Born and Playing Tho

  • @haj_endot
    @haj_endot 3 роки тому +21

    I want to see Dunkey enter in-person tournaments once they become a thing again, because his ability to build salt is unfathomable to mortals.

  • @romankhamov6229
    @romankhamov6229 4 роки тому +30

    "Back to Formula?" I died.

  • @chrisearnest6485
    @chrisearnest6485 4 роки тому +493

    tekken player: precise rehearsed 27 hit combo
    dunkey: sleepy bear go thwack

    • @ehsteve231
      @ehsteve231 4 роки тому +37

      That's Tekken in a nutshell. Sometimes you just get beared.

    • @b0ltun0
      @b0ltun0 4 роки тому

      *unbearable*

  • @elrapido5150
    @elrapido5150 4 роки тому +9126

    Every fighting game has an unseen meter: the mental meter. The fastest way to build it is to annoy your opponent, and when it's full they forget how to play the game.
    Nicely done, Dunkey.

    • @TuckinOnMySitties
      @TuckinOnMySitties 4 роки тому +184

      That's an apt way to phrase that. Respect

    • @The_Super_NOVA
      @The_Super_NOVA 4 роки тому +130

      Sounds like you're describing Ganondorf players lol

    • @siena2593
      @siena2593 4 роки тому +53

      true gamer energy right there

    • @CaylexT
      @CaylexT 4 роки тому +193

      You can start adding to that meter directly from the character selection screen, no joke

    • @kevvbmm
      @kevvbmm 4 роки тому +9

      It’s called Auto Piloting

  • @mistamemewide
    @mistamemewide Рік тому +8

    The Fact that Dunkey mains Kuma is just absolutely hilarious yet at the same time fitting.

  • @driplordissa
    @driplordissa 3 роки тому +15

    2:00 is by far the best and most goofiest Kuma play 😂

  • @AMG.Music.
    @AMG.Music. 4 роки тому +307

    This level of skill is exactly what i would expect out of the world record holder for bowser's big bean burrito

    • @nickv.4752
      @nickv.4752 4 роки тому +9

      Actually Lil Kirbs has it now

    • @kichu2555
      @kichu2555 4 роки тому +5

      @@nickv.4752 stfu

    • @greatheightsu
      @greatheightsu 4 роки тому

      @@kichu2555 Lil Kirbs did it blindfolded. You mad?

  • @8megabytes0
    @8megabytes0 4 роки тому +676

    "There is a little bear for everyone"
    -IGN 9.3/10

    • @frumbolo
      @frumbolo 4 роки тому +17

      Tekken 7 really makes you *feel* like a bear.

    • @TheDanLCS
      @TheDanLCS 4 роки тому +3

      @@frumbolo Nope...you are nitpicking and bias, I WIN!!!bye bye

    • @MichaelTegio
      @MichaelTegio 4 роки тому

      Nah he’s pretty big actually :///// 0/5

    • @muudingo9180
      @muudingo9180 4 роки тому

      10/10 pun

    • @matabishippuden6965
      @matabishippuden6965 4 роки тому

      @@frumbolo that would be the case if anyone actually played kuma.

  • @megatfirdauz3179
    @megatfirdauz3179 4 роки тому +14

    3:01 the song synced in with the "Perfect" and "KO" so perfectly holy shit

  • @parapax6255
    @parapax6255 4 роки тому +13

    3:13 ⚠️IN DANGER OF DEMOTION⚠️
    Dunkey shares no emotion

  • @Astro_Crunch
    @Astro_Crunch 4 роки тому +455

    _The scene is EVO 2021. Dunkey has emerged victorious at the Tekken 7 grand finals after years of training and dedication. A journalist approaches him_
    Journalist: Wow Dunkey, what an incredible display of skill! You must be very proud. I have to ask, what drove you to be so disciplined and dedicated to this game?
    Dunkey: I like the funny bear character

    • @joeyskar
      @joeyskar 4 роки тому +9

      1:13 wins the whole tournament with this move.

    • @TheM0dMan
      @TheM0dMan 4 роки тому +3

      @@joeyskar and this 1:51

    • @user-vf4oh1pd9t
      @user-vf4oh1pd9t 4 роки тому +12

      The year is 20XX. Everyone plays Bears at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on mastery of tilt controls. The steering wheel auction metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.

    • @tracerbullet85
      @tracerbullet85 4 роки тому +1

      Too much buildup for a mediocre punchline. 0/5

    • @spikedkitten1109
      @spikedkitten1109 4 роки тому +1

      @Lynn HQ 3:21

  • @beelord258
    @beelord258 4 роки тому +677

    Me: loses every game after green rank
    Dunkey: gets to orange by being a meme legend

    • @hendricka3029
      @hendricka3029 4 роки тому +2

      Hey you are me ! I stopped playing because of that, everytime I got to the greenranks I got demoted..even after a 100 hours of play time.

    • @ChereraTaguato
      @ChereraTaguato 4 роки тому +1

      @@hendricka3029 What is the order of the rankings?

    • @elrapido5150
      @elrapido5150 4 роки тому +15

      Bear is the new top tier meta. Fursan paved the way, and Dunkey galvanized the trail.

    • @asianwithswagable
      @asianwithswagable 4 роки тому +6

      @@ChereraTaguato It goes teal, green, yellow, orange, red, purple, you get the idea.

    • @Dimitri88888888
      @Dimitri88888888 4 роки тому +21

      @@asianwithswagable no i don't get the idea? does it go higher then purple or is purple the highest rank?

  • @TheAmericanpyro
    @TheAmericanpyro 4 роки тому +15

    Whenever I rewatch Dunkey video's, I always start with this video. This is hands down his best video. Every second of it is so enjoyable with every scene having some quotable moment. Not only that, it's such an emotional rollercoaster with themes of friendship, deception, betrayal and so much more. Dunkey's brilliance shines most in the way he crafts his characters and develops them throughout the story.
    The story starts with a sentient DVD copy of "Hobbit 2 : Smaug's Den" who manipulates the people around him to mindlessly kill random people who end up discovered as traitors. This coincidence gives "Hobbit" the opportunity to gain everybody's trust, allowing him to continue his rampage. One allegory that people tend to miss is the fact that he wants to kill both Americas. This could be an underlying message showing that he does not like the divide that America and the only way to stop it is to end both parties and start anew. On a side note, the scene with Cobalt when his name is on the line was so powerful. He had such passion knowing he wasn't a traitor and as Hobbit lets his guard down to help him, the real traitor appears and shoots him in the god damn face. Anyway, as a result of Hobbit's killings, the first antagonist arises, ultimatefail2. At first, he seems to just be a menace, but he tries his hardest to use his words to fix the problem and ultimately fails as his speech is ignored and leaves in search of becoming a better man while Hobbit continues his spree.
    Some may see the Nemo scene to be filler; however, it gives us a visual representation of Hobbit's mind and his intentions. You can see just how deranged he is as he opens fire on a picture of a cat believing he is really stopping the bad guy while he ignores his conscience who is asking what he's shooting at. Hobbit then fire's at a picture of a father trying to find his son, thinking he is the son, Nemo who he also believes is a bad guy. He is willing to stop anyone and anything that is what he believes is evil making him an antihero. We are then thrown back into reality where Hobbit is faced with a dilemma of not knowing which of the two newest characters is a traitor. He fires blindly at the wrong one which gives the real traitor the opportunity to kill them both. One of these characters is FunGhoul the brilliant hacker and lovable Runescape playing guy who Dunkey should find and start playing with again.
    Ghoul is consistently taken advantage of and is never even able to finish a sentence. This causes him to succumb to the dark side and start a cold war with Hobbit, sending threats of taking over his various accounts. Hobbit handles very well until a previously unknown background character and continuous stalker of his, President Shrek, betrays him which drags Shrek into this ongoing war. When a common enemy arrives, evansilverheart, they all team up to take him down, but this doesn't stop anything. As the threats die down, the action begins. Hobbit and Ghoul go back and fourth deceiving and killing each other. With his masterful thinking, Hobbit comes up with the plan to trick Ghoul into becoming allies with him in order to take down both DJ and awesomeman. The deception succeeds and Hobbit wins the mental war against Ghoul after killing him using another traitor. Following these events, you can see Hobbit starting to take on the real bad guys rather than random people while Ghoul has a mental breakdown due to the result of the war, killing Shrek who is revealed to be his buddy and secondary deputy, and then killing himself.
    Ghoul went from being the lovable guy to being filled with evil and hatred, literally stabbing Hobbit in the back. Hobbit changed from being a cold-hearted killer to the hero that he wanted to be deep down inside using his manipulation skills to become a traitor and revealing everyone who actually was. The video ends on a scene of Hobbit killing a random bystander after seeing the horrors of war leaving us on the edge of our seat and showing that he may still have his old ways within him.

    • @millionshadesofdarkness2165
      @millionshadesofdarkness2165 4 роки тому +1

      Mastapiece. Dunkey/10

    • @jamesg1827
      @jamesg1827 2 роки тому +1

      Well actually, if you knew the true lore behind this video it was in fact a sentient copy of Hobbit 1: Ghoul’s Castle. But of course, this is a very easy thing to be confused about as the two DVD’s are almost identical, so your foolish mistake is excusable. Basically, what I’m trying to say is that this whole thing is nitpicking and biased. I win bye bye

  • @ssgssssg7393
    @ssgssssg7393 3 роки тому +22

    “He’s too good, I don’t like tekken anymore” me every time I play tekken 😂

  • @worughtzee366
    @worughtzee366 4 роки тому +313

    You see, the bear is actually just Reggie in a bear costume, taking out all of his pent up rage about there being no new sonic game this year

    • @ianscholes3223
      @ianscholes3223 4 роки тому +3

      I knew it

    • @davidsantiago7808
      @davidsantiago7808 4 роки тому +5

      i legit read this in dunkeys voice lmao

    • @davidolson5068
      @davidolson5068 4 роки тому +3

      Are you dumb? Reggie retired, they wouldnt put him in a game.

    • @BlackPeggy
      @BlackPeggy 4 роки тому +4

      @@davidolson5068 you fool do you even know what you are talking about? Reggie is obiously in the game

    • @danielisidoro1599
      @danielisidoro1599 4 роки тому

      every punch is just full of rage with each Mother 3 Porting question

  • @hardcash2192
    @hardcash2192 4 роки тому +665

    "9,2- It has a little bear for everyone"
    -IGN

    • @MichaelHufnagleInIT
      @MichaelHufnagleInIT 4 роки тому +17

      7.8/10 - too much bear
      -Also IGN

    • @brownyboy252
      @brownyboy252 4 роки тому +15

      It really makes you feel like the bear

    • @vanessaelias3622
      @vanessaelias3622 4 роки тому +3

      Good game but gets too hard to bear sometimes

    • @Humblemumble7
      @Humblemumble7 4 роки тому

      What does that even mean? "Little bear for everyone" FuckinHuh??

    • @weebssuck7149
      @weebssuck7149 4 роки тому

      DogSi Notpalc is this your first dunkey video

  • @HACHIAttack
    @HACHIAttack 3 роки тому +9

    Can we appreciate how Dunkey went from 1st dan to Destroyer in just 4 months?
    My deadass was stuck at Brawler then go back to 3rd Dan in one month before and now I'm at Juggernaut after 1 year...

    • @-ShiraZen-
      @-ShiraZen- 3 роки тому +2

      Nobody knows the bear matchup at all. If you picked up bear you could flowchart or mash to yellow ranks easily. Even top players get mushed by bears.

  • @MrPolizai
    @MrPolizai 4 роки тому +12

    1:56 Okay this is sick

  • @matthewmagro7827
    @matthewmagro7827 4 роки тому +657

    “Back to formula?”
    Throws scientist through the window
    Dunkey- “I’m a cop”

    • @MrHostile12
      @MrHostile12 4 роки тому +10

      40 000 years of evolution and we've barely tapped the vastness of human potential

    • @awryri
      @awryri 4 роки тому +1

      I am a cop I am a cop I am big cop

    • @DeathsIntent96
      @DeathsIntent96 4 роки тому

      Just like Aris

    • @TheCommandershepherd
      @TheCommandershepherd 4 роки тому

      Best comment

  • @duckrobot3399
    @duckrobot3399 4 роки тому +2791

    Imagine how good he would be if he wasn’t playing with a usb steering wheel

    • @pragmat1k
      @pragmat1k 4 роки тому +86

      You fool. You absolute buffoon. It is the steering wheel that gives him his power.

    • @Emiichoco
      @Emiichoco 4 роки тому +4

      @@pragmat1k huh

    • @rossselby-salazar6029
      @rossselby-salazar6029 4 роки тому +3

      vilxoro i don’t think he gets the reference

    • @deusexbaby5555
      @deusexbaby5555 4 роки тому +5

      Getting old

    • @justsomeguy904
      @justsomeguy904 4 роки тому +18

      Imagine how good the comment section would be without THESE COMMENTS

  • @shoune6829
    @shoune6829 4 роки тому +31

    2:28
    for his neutral special he wields a gun.

    • @xxx1x47x41x3
      @xxx1x47x41x3 3 роки тому

      Isn't that op? Idk much about tekken

    • @datboisteve1792
      @datboisteve1792 3 роки тому

      Only Charlie fans u understand the depth of this joke

    • @xyzmangaka19
      @xyzmangaka19 3 роки тому

      Persona 5 smash reference?

  • @ivanlima1653
    @ivanlima1653 4 роки тому +1

    Man, the music sync with the KO and PERFECT on the screen
    This man is a legend

  • @Rendolf45
    @Rendolf45 4 роки тому +2748

    0/10, description doesn’t say “I'm *bearly* even trying”

  • @ibdgonzo
    @ibdgonzo 4 роки тому +173

    I can feel that last person's anger through this video.

    • @konnermorris1753
      @konnermorris1753 4 роки тому +3

      Could you tell me if he tossed his controller or TV out of the window?

    • @kdcrown6324
      @kdcrown6324 4 роки тому

      @@konnermorris1753 crushed his pizza-box fightstick in half

    • @konnermorris1753
      @konnermorris1753 4 роки тому

      @@kdcrown6324 can you conclude if it was a limited edition Tekken fightstick?

  • @megayanmega5260
    @megayanmega5260 4 роки тому

    I got an ad for Aspen Dental at the beginning of the video, but I honestly thought it was part of the video until it was over. Dunkey's videos, man. You never know what to expect.

  • @HarryBergerVEVO
    @HarryBergerVEVO 3 роки тому +21

    I play professional fighting games. I won a couple small events. This video has opened my eyes to new concepts.

  • @Octoshark19
    @Octoshark19 4 роки тому +2423

    the amount of people advertising with their names... lol

    • @Satherian
      @Satherian 4 роки тому +12

      wtf

    • @Fluffyudders
      @Fluffyudders 4 роки тому +170

      Didn't notice that, how sad.... although it does make me want to catch a stream of the guy at 1:12 and ask him about his loss to dunkey

    • @weekendthreat5576
      @weekendthreat5576 4 роки тому +132

      Yeah it's pretty lame. I've never seen someone advertise their channel in a game and gone "hell yeah let's check it out." If I ever remembered the name and saw them on Twitch I wouldn't even bother

    • @ashrimpcouldnotdothis
      @ashrimpcouldnotdothis 4 роки тому +143

      remember, twitch in the name = got no brain

    • @blockyoxwinkle5829
      @blockyoxwinkle5829 4 роки тому +42

      It can work I suppose, especially if they're either super good or super bad. If they've already got an audience it's probably more of a joke with them though. I see a lot in CoD and it's usually not anyone particularly good

  • @LRL95
    @LRL95 4 роки тому +643

    Dunkey playing The Revenant: The Game

  • @Trash-King
    @Trash-King 4 роки тому +1

    Dunkey your videos never fail to put a smile on my face never change and thank you

  • @dannyk140
    @dannyk140 4 роки тому +3

    Yo Dunkey I’ve been listening to Dunk Tank non stop during quarantine. It’s the best podcast of all time and that’s coming from someone who’s a podcast connoisseur. Can you please bring it back even for just 1 more episode? Dunk Tank season 2 BAYBEEE! It’s got all of the hits! It’s got Woa’s Chicken Corner!

  • @Andrew_GNX00
    @Andrew_GNX00 4 роки тому +306

    1:57 “He’s doing it... He’s starting to believe...”

  • @Mr_Spaghetti
    @Mr_Spaghetti 4 роки тому +276

    “You were saying??”
    *_I’m in._*

  • @bosssssss
    @bosssssss 4 роки тому +7

    god the syncing of the music with the kos and the perfects at 3:02

  • @Bluzlbee
    @Bluzlbee 4 роки тому +1

    thank you for the ultimate kuma tutorial guide, can't wait to ge to tekkan god prime in a week with Kuma, thanks to this guide!

  • @MrAKG500
    @MrAKG500 4 роки тому +396

    Ah I see, this is one of those games with a character that has a siren light on the top of his head, a big pizza glued to his back, and is wearing frog pants.

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 4 роки тому +26

      Yeah, the customization options are kinda wack

    • @randomperson-sn4rj
      @randomperson-sn4rj 4 роки тому +4

      @@plasmaoctopus1728 only kinda?

    • @Alacazar22
      @Alacazar22 4 роки тому +11

      Anybody else want a piece? [of pizza]

    • @user-fg9vr7mk5z
      @user-fg9vr7mk5z 4 роки тому +4

      The game is amazing, but the customisation is kind of lame.

    • @blockyoxwinkle5829
      @blockyoxwinkle5829 3 роки тому +3

      @Vall91 Jp1 I'm just glad they don't charge for it like every other company

  • @BlueV205
    @BlueV205 4 роки тому +1617

    Jokes aside, the fact that he rose to yellow ranks with those tactics is lmao moment.

    • @Squidward-jv7go
      @Squidward-jv7go 4 роки тому +218

      He got to orange rank too for a bit loll I’m hoping for my own sake that outside of the video he played at least a little differently

    • @behema9815
      @behema9815 4 роки тому +41

      1st dan hours

    • @xKingx16
      @xKingx16 4 роки тому +6

      @@butnuster354 Pretty sure you can one and done & improve,Tekken on recently added rematches.
      especially since half of those people end playing the fucking same as you climb anyway.

    • @Umbralaniidae
      @Umbralaniidae 4 роки тому +43

      He got an Orange rank, but even Red ranks are a joke this season, S1 Greens. I assume he played more seriously in matches not shown here. A lot of people don't lab Bears, so you can get away with egregious stuff, but I don't think you'll get to Orange on gimmics alone, at least if you don't pick and chose your opponents.

    • @rinozisa9396
      @rinozisa9396 4 роки тому +220

      Sometimes, all you need is the bear necessities.

  • @greycat111
    @greycat111 4 роки тому +2

    Thing I like about Dunkey's tekken videos is that he's always using old school Tekken bgm. That hwarang stage theme from Tekken 3 SLAPS HARD!!!!

  • @Saroku007
    @Saroku007 4 роки тому

    I'm so happy to see one of my favorite UA-camrs give love to one of my favorite games! :D

  • @crowstastegood8888
    @crowstastegood8888 4 роки тому +362

    Description: I'm barely even trying
    Endcard: more bearley
    me: wait a minute

    • @Chase_Adams
      @Chase_Adams 4 роки тому +2

      Hren Modor nothing gets past you

    • @sandpiee
      @sandpiee 4 роки тому +3

      This is beary suspicious

  • @supermariobrothers2260
    @supermariobrothers2260 4 роки тому +593

    Ha, fools. He didn’t even use his ultimate move... “The Spin Move.”

  • @mitchellconner6928
    @mitchellconner6928 4 роки тому +8

    These Tekken vids are so great I'm getting worried Dunkey's next video is gonna be "I'm done playing Tekken"

  • @aminzamen9184
    @aminzamen9184 4 роки тому +13

    Wow Dunkey is actually playing ranked Good shit amigo.
    I look forward to more tekken content

  • @mizchief7305
    @mizchief7305 4 роки тому +350

    1:57 Every bollywood movie summed up

  • @stonecalm5532
    @stonecalm5532 4 роки тому +305

    “Get ready to FL-AHHHH” lmao

  • @luigidelbervelardi5758
    @luigidelbervelardi5758 4 роки тому +1

    Epic Final match👌🏽
    Wounderful music choice🎶💯

  • @ZenitramNam
    @ZenitramNam 4 роки тому +1

    DUNKEY HOLY SHIT. YOU’VE GOT TO AT LEAST ONE OF MY TOP 2 FAVORITE UA-camRS OUT HERE TODAY. IVE BEEN WATCHING YOUR VIDEOS AT LEAST SINCE 2016 AND IVE LOVED ALL YOUR VIDEOS. THANK YOU FOR THIS VIDEO AND MANY MORE THAT HAVE REALLY JUST MADE MY DAY A LOT BETTER. LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL YOUVE DONE FOR UA-cam, THE GAMING COMMUNITY AND JUST IN MY LIFE PERSONALLY TYSM. YOU’RE THE GREATEST

  • @osteenlove
    @osteenlove 4 роки тому +80

    1:59 was too clean

    • @GoFidoGo
      @GoFidoGo 4 роки тому +6

      Dunkey's an idiot savant

  • @faiqhaikal2908
    @faiqhaikal2908 4 роки тому +192

    Everybody gangsta till bob pull out a deagle.

    • @sharoyveduchi
      @sharoyveduchi 4 роки тому +2

      that's a heck and cockler ak5 chambered in 80 caliber with the incindeary armmo

    • @Vulpilux
      @Vulpilux 4 роки тому +1

      Is a deagle a mix between a donkey and a beagle? Asking for a friend.

  • @alicobos4627
    @alicobos4627 4 роки тому +11

    "Back to Formula?" was a reference to supidaman: Attack of the green goblin.

  • @Harpy-with-Legs
    @Harpy-with-Legs 4 роки тому +1

    I love that there were so many mentions of Tekken 7 in his last video and then this is the next one he puts out

  • @nathancoffman3025
    @nathancoffman3025 4 роки тому +974

    Dunkey is biased toward games where you play as a bear and fight people with martial arts. This is why I never watch dunkey.

    • @adrianmeza28
      @adrianmeza28 4 роки тому +7

      was dunkey the bear in the vid??????

    • @jordantucek7153
      @jordantucek7153 4 роки тому +1

      ...what

    • @whoathere558
      @whoathere558 4 роки тому +29

      Yeah I stopped listening to this guy when he said Bubsy 3D was no good.

    • @Fitalita
      @Fitalita 4 роки тому +15

      @@whoathere558 yeah, i remember the good old dunkey, the one who played good games like bookworm adventures

    • @cookiebunny1526
      @cookiebunny1526 4 роки тому +2

      I main you in battlefront

  • @TaRAAASHBAGS
    @TaRAAASHBAGS 4 роки тому +1897

    You know a player is gonna suck when they have "twitch/" in front of their name

    • @mdarycc_920
      @mdarycc_920 4 роки тому +8

      Where is connection?

    • @sl1ckk1ll3r
      @sl1ckk1ll3r 4 роки тому +204

      @@mdarycc_920 because they are advertising they are going to record the fight, hyping themselves up and making the opponent think they are good. It normally does the inverse and most opponent's will go all out, annihilating Mr Twitch (Who has now recorded his cheeks getting clapped).

    • @mdarycc_920
      @mdarycc_920 4 роки тому +95

      @@sl1ckk1ll3r Streamers, that puts twitch/ in their nickname are mostly just started streaming and they are in need of viewers, i think only some edgy mental midged guy can use his twitch in nickname for showing skill and authority

    • @thatoneguy2242
      @thatoneguy2242 4 роки тому +55

      Desperado
      To quote a content creator
      “If you put twitch in the name you can’t expect intelligence”

    • @terminhaider9695
      @terminhaider9695 4 роки тому +85

      See I tried doing the reverse with this by renaming myself on Steam "World's Worst Tekken Player" and going online to play.
      I still lost hard. But at least my name fits

  • @arielclarencetan4883
    @arielclarencetan4883 3 роки тому +1

    For anyone wondering that banger music . It is hwoarang ost for the arcade version of tekken 3. Thank me later.

  • @superkalebee4119
    @superkalebee4119 3 роки тому +8

    I wish there was more Tekken content like this.