actually true, characters in this game are very complex and the bottom tier characters are so rare that almost noone knows the matchup, resulting in them having some of the highest winrates online. tekken is really unique and awesome.
@@huajiang9241 Shiiiiit y'all don't know nothing! The REAL amazing thing is-- we don't even exist, we're just characters in a video game that Dunkey is playing!!
Imagine if dunkey took his blindfold off, arm not tied, his lil brother wasnt playing, and he plugged in his controller. Lil majin be sweatin his balls off
Every fighting game has an unseen meter: the mental meter. The fastest way to build it is to annoy your opponent, and when it's full they forget how to play the game. Nicely done, Dunkey.
As a Canadian child, I was visited by the Mounties' Bear Division and briefed on dangerous bear techniques to look out for. Only one man on the team had witnessed the fabled Dancing Bear manoeuvre. He lost his legs to a grazing blow, but managed to hand-stand his way to safety thanks to his extensive mime background.
_The scene is EVO 2021. Dunkey has emerged victorious at the Tekken 7 grand finals after years of training and dedication. A journalist approaches him_ Journalist: Wow Dunkey, what an incredible display of skill! You must be very proud. I have to ask, what drove you to be so disciplined and dedicated to this game? Dunkey: I like the funny bear character
The year is 20XX. Everyone plays Bears at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on mastery of tilt controls. The steering wheel auction metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.
Bro devil jin(the character he plays) is one of the hardest characters to play in the entire game. He is a mishima amd mishimas are known to be characters that are shit if you play casually and you actually have to be an enthusiast to even play them. That said, mishima players are elitists and the whole community shits on them for thinking that they are better players even if they lose.
I mean kazzoie a big guy and a bear, id expect him to be good at mauling. Meanwhile banjo the bird, put someone in the backpack with him he'll get scratched the crap out of.
@@empress_0 Last night I was woken up by the sound of heavy breathing, and was startled to see an ad for Raid: Shadow Legends standing at the foot of my bed.
@@butnuster354 Pretty sure you can one and done & improve,Tekken on recently added rematches. especially since half of those people end playing the fucking same as you climb anyway.
He got an Orange rank, but even Red ranks are a joke this season, S1 Greens. I assume he played more seriously in matches not shown here. A lot of people don't lab Bears, so you can get away with egregious stuff, but I don't think you'll get to Orange on gimmics alone, at least if you don't pick and chose your opponents.
Ah I see, this is one of those games with a character that has a siren light on the top of his head, a big pizza glued to his back, and is wearing frog pants.
Yeah it's pretty lame. I've never seen someone advertise their channel in a game and gone "hell yeah let's check it out." If I ever remembered the name and saw them on Twitch I wouldn't even bother
It can work I suppose, especially if they're either super good or super bad. If they've already got an audience it's probably more of a joke with them though. I see a lot in CoD and it's usually not anyone particularly good
There is something just incredibly satisfying seeing a person pull off a full combo with a cinematic and everything, only to be destroyed by a bear squirming on the ground
@@VIPdoubleRRR because they are advertising they are going to record the fight, hyping themselves up and making the opponent think they are good. It normally does the inverse and most opponent's will go all out, annihilating Mr Twitch (Who has now recorded his cheeks getting clapped).
@@sl1ckk1ll3r Streamers, that puts twitch/ in their nickname are mostly just started streaming and they are in need of viewers, i think only some edgy mental midged guy can use his twitch in nickname for showing skill and authority
See I tried doing the reverse with this by renaming myself on Steam "World's Worst Tekken Player" and going online to play. I still lost hard. But at least my name fits
Little does he know, if he played Tekken Lost Saga, there is a secret combo with every character that insta kills the bear. It’s called global warming, and it will start at the beginning of the match. Very lucky bunkey, but you will soon encounter a foe beyond the bear’s abilities.
@@xNMZTeam Probably not the worst, Gigas and some other characters i would say were worse. But then they nerfed bears after him winning so now i dont even know.
"Thanks for telling everybody, not many people have heard of spider-man." @@mrbarefootbogan6254on Tekken 7: Kuma Madness, comment section, Videogamedunkey (2020)
I just found you a couple hours ago where i was mad cus of leauge of legends and wrote in the search bar : leauge of legends why my mates are donkeys . then your video was the first i clicked on it and didnt expectet much but then i clicked on your channel and youre really funny and entertaining to watch , so i instantly subbed. Great work keep going.
Wow dunkey’s actually really good, he bearly survived a bunch of times then managed to claw his way back up out of the jaws of defeat to an efishient victory, even when it seemed impawsible Fur real, I’m really impressed
Whenever I rewatch Dunkey video's, I always start with this video. This is hands down his best video. Every second of it is so enjoyable with every scene having some quotable moment. Not only that, it's such an emotional rollercoaster with themes of friendship, deception, betrayal and so much more. Dunkey's brilliance shines most in the way he crafts his characters and develops them throughout the story. The story starts with a sentient DVD copy of "Hobbit 2 : Smaug's Den" who manipulates the people around him to mindlessly kill random people who end up discovered as traitors. This coincidence gives "Hobbit" the opportunity to gain everybody's trust, allowing him to continue his rampage. One allegory that people tend to miss is the fact that he wants to kill both Americas. This could be an underlying message showing that he does not like the divide that America and the only way to stop it is to end both parties and start anew. On a side note, the scene with Cobalt when his name is on the line was so powerful. He had such passion knowing he wasn't a traitor and as Hobbit lets his guard down to help him, the real traitor appears and shoots him in the god damn face. Anyway, as a result of Hobbit's killings, the first antagonist arises, ultimatefail2. At first, he seems to just be a menace, but he tries his hardest to use his words to fix the problem and ultimately fails as his speech is ignored and leaves in search of becoming a better man while Hobbit continues his spree. Some may see the Nemo scene to be filler; however, it gives us a visual representation of Hobbit's mind and his intentions. You can see just how deranged he is as he opens fire on a picture of a cat believing he is really stopping the bad guy while he ignores his conscience who is asking what he's shooting at. Hobbit then fire's at a picture of a father trying to find his son, thinking he is the son, Nemo who he also believes is a bad guy. He is willing to stop anyone and anything that is what he believes is evil making him an antihero. We are then thrown back into reality where Hobbit is faced with a dilemma of not knowing which of the two newest characters is a traitor. He fires blindly at the wrong one which gives the real traitor the opportunity to kill them both. One of these characters is FunGhoul the brilliant hacker and lovable Runescape playing guy who Dunkey should find and start playing with again. Ghoul is consistently taken advantage of and is never even able to finish a sentence. This causes him to succumb to the dark side and start a cold war with Hobbit, sending threats of taking over his various accounts. Hobbit handles very well until a previously unknown background character and continuous stalker of his, President Shrek, betrays him which drags Shrek into this ongoing war. When a common enemy arrives, evansilverheart, they all team up to take him down, but this doesn't stop anything. As the threats die down, the action begins. Hobbit and Ghoul go back and fourth deceiving and killing each other. With his masterful thinking, Hobbit comes up with the plan to trick Ghoul into becoming allies with him in order to take down both DJ and awesomeman. The deception succeeds and Hobbit wins the mental war against Ghoul after killing him using another traitor. Following these events, you can see Hobbit starting to take on the real bad guys rather than random people while Ghoul has a mental breakdown due to the result of the war, killing Shrek who is revealed to be his buddy and secondary deputy, and then killing himself. Ghoul went from being the lovable guy to being filled with evil and hatred, literally stabbing Hobbit in the back. Hobbit changed from being a cold-hearted killer to the hero that he wanted to be deep down inside using his manipulation skills to become a traitor and revealing everyone who actually was. The video ends on a scene of Hobbit killing a random bystander after seeing the horrors of war leaving us on the edge of our seat and showing that he may still have his old ways within him.
Well actually, if you knew the true lore behind this video it was in fact a sentient copy of Hobbit 1: Ghoul’s Castle. But of course, this is a very easy thing to be confused about as the two DVD’s are almost identical, so your foolish mistake is excusable. Basically, what I’m trying to say is that this whole thing is nitpicking and biased. I win bye bye
@@AxxLAfriku you know, I really want to believe that your entire channel is just an elaborate joke or art channel. But simply put, no internet funny man or avant garde performance artist would go to these lengths to be this much of an annoying prick in the comments.
There was this one time I was playing Tekken with a mate, and this was the designated last round, since we both were in the arcade too long. So we decided we were going to do a random map and a random character. The map that was chosen was Jungle Outpost, and we BOTH got Panda. I am not superstitious or religious, but I believe that god had intended that battle to happen. From what I could remember I won by 1 punch.
smh they shouldnt have added him to the damn game. he does too much damage, his hitboxes are impossible to hit and his combos are unblockable. tsk, shouldve added nintendo from sonic instead.
My friend once told me "The reason why no one knows how to fight against Kuma is that nobody ever uses him."
aka Rangchu strategy
Ah, yes the Gigas main strats
Find better friends
Damn
actually true, characters in this game are very complex and the bottom tier characters are so rare that almost noone knows the matchup, resulting in them having some of the highest winrates online. tekken is really unique and awesome.
Considering this is being played by an actual bear that Dunkey trained on a Nintendo Labo fishing controller it's pretty good ngl
Plus the console isn't even turned on and the bear is blindfolded
Mr Human plus its the bears little brother playing
GREENBOITHE1ST what’s even more amazing is that the bear doesn’t even exist!
Mr Human plus the bear was using a usb steering wheel w/ motion controls to control the character’s movement.
@@huajiang9241 Shiiiiit y'all don't know nothing! The REAL amazing thing is-- we don't even exist, we're just characters in a video game that Dunkey is playing!!
"This is the first bear type game."
-Hideo Kuma
Elephant Stranding is worse than Bear Stranding.
This is the first stranding type bear.
You have to have a very high IQ to understand the kuma fighting style
Epic dumpster bear on the Wii U: Am I joke to you?
But does this game make you FEEL like a bear?
Now imagine if Dunkey paid his electric bills so he could actually play the game
Too real my dude 😆
LMAO
@Mega Zeta you’re speaking English so unoriginal make your own language smh
@Sexy Uchiha wow you're speaking english too smh unoriginal
@@luckyblockyoshi He's right though. For someone as creative as dunkey, surprisingly, he has the most unoriginal comment section I have ever seen.
Dunkey actually has pretty good spacing and reactions. If only he didn’t play blindfolded with a USB steering wheel, he could potentially go pro.
But he might get sued since its actually his little brother playing
Or if he even existed
Truly a shame
Dont forget that Dunkey is also doing open heart surgery while playing
Actually he uses Motion Capture like in the Donkey Kong show, you can tell when he dances at 3:22
I can't even imagine how frustrating must be finding yourself fighting donkey online
I’d be honoured to be in the same match with somebody that’s as skilled at tekken as dunkey is.
the master cheeser
Who's donkey, I only know bunkley
Cosss ma perché sei qui
Well holly screw!
I haven't seen you in ages!
UA-cam did it again!
Tekken Players: learning combos and timings to become the best
Dunkey: me bear
except dunkey definitely did lab kuma but ok
@@titus17 issa joke my dude
bears go _____.
Tekken Players: Well fuck!
Dunkey: *grins*
dammit man. Hold my Bear would be perfect there. Dislike=/
2:27
"why am I fighting this guy, I have a gun, just shoot the gun."
*When the Main Character sees through the plot hole*
Indiana jones had a scene like that
JoJo part 2 Tommy gun scene
@@iliveinsideyourhouse3943 jojo part 4 glove scene
:p
@@krzysztofkluzek355 pucci in part 6 be like
Everyone: "Akuma is the best character"
Dunkey: " *Kuma* is the best character"
A Kuma?
One kuma
A kuma is the best character ;)
No, leroy Smith is
Saitama
evo was canceled cause everyone knew who would have won
Yeah, your mom
Thank you, Dunkey Kung
Very cool!
@@MajorasLullaby oh my god video game dunkey kung i love all your video game! i rate it with 10 stars
just like you said, they are oh so funny.
Knee, arslan ash, Anakin, and jimmy j Tran don’t Stand a chance against the mighty dunkey.
@@MajorasLullaby omg savage! :0000 thats the videogamedunkey kung I always knew! Go get him dunkey kwuang
Imagine if dunkey took his blindfold off, arm not tied, his lil brother wasnt playing, and he plugged in his controller. Lil majin be sweatin his balls off
God would be trembling
To scare people, you gotta say "boo"
To scare Buu, you gotta say "Dunkey"
Fygjjyhuui it is the vary
Imagine if he actually existed, how good he'd be then
Who?
Yo, the pizza-mascot man being like "anybody else want a piece" is some top-tier character creation lore.
How do we not already have a fighting game character who is just a pizza delivery kid who beats the shit outta people for not paying?
Every fighting game has an unseen meter: the mental meter. The fastest way to build it is to annoy your opponent, and when it's full they forget how to play the game.
Nicely done, Dunkey.
That's an apt way to phrase that. Respect
Sounds like you're describing Ganondorf players lol
true gamer energy right there
You can start adding to that meter directly from the character selection screen, no joke
It’s called Auto Piloting
Imagine getting on your favorite fighting game “Tekken 7” just to get beat by a guy not even holding a controller while blindfolded
A controller being held by his little brother
and then he switches to the USB steering wheel which is blindfolded too and also the game isn't even on
And not even trying
@@hoist9364 he uses two of his brothers and hits the controller with them. (while blindfolded ofc.)
Don't forgot that he doesn't even exist
As a Canadian child, I was visited by the Mounties' Bear Division and briefed on dangerous bear techniques to look out for. Only one man on the team had witnessed the fabled Dancing Bear manoeuvre. He lost his legs to a grazing blow, but managed to hand-stand his way to safety thanks to his extensive mime background.
Holy shit
It was the "extensive mime background" that sold me
Holy shit
a+
Lost me at "devision"
1:58 Nobody's talking about how smooth that move was.
How does something like that happen? (I don’t have tekken)
@@smellojello8214 when both people are low and they both do an attack that might win the fight, it slows down
but was it a warioware smooth move? yeah didn't think so.
I thought 0:40 was cooler
Nobody's talking about it because it would be like saying water is wet
1:51 I'm glad "You were saying?" is a reoccuring phrase for Dunkey now
Exactly what I thought
Where else was it mentioned?
Azuzu 98 valorant video
@@azuzu9813 valorant
YOU KNEW?!
To quote dunkey’s Skyrim video: “GET IN THERE BEAR”
FIGHT THEM
[MIDI version of Misirlou plays]
You win, I'm in
"I'm gonna punch da bear"
ah yes dunkeys signature catchphrase: "You were saying?"
"Did I mine that?"
I bet he didn’t even win that match. He shows the round 2 win and nothing else.
I thought his catch frase was "bah wo wa bad da"
Black Ops
You were saying his catchphrase and then stopped talking, what was his catchphrase
Imagine how good he'd be if he actually owned the game.
Stop spoiling his speedrun! Look how he destroyed Sekiro with the speedrun 😂
Wait what?!
This is a game? Dunkey why lie?
@@Skroopz first day?
@@Fuckjaredmilton don't woosh me but can u clarify lmao
“Back to formula?”
Ah yes I see, how could I be so blind, I see the connection now
Bear=green goblin
Out, am I?
@@generalkenobi858 general Kenobi you're shorter than I expected
@@generalkenobi858 it's you who's out, out of your mind
I know right? What a random reference. I love Dunkey.
Don’t tell harry
He is like knack, "all he knows are 3 punches and a kick"
"He can jump too!"
He CaN JuMp To!
He uses the Knack technique of mashing a single button!
*he can dance too*
and that's all he needs to know baybee
_The scene is EVO 2021. Dunkey has emerged victorious at the Tekken 7 grand finals after years of training and dedication. A journalist approaches him_
Journalist: Wow Dunkey, what an incredible display of skill! You must be very proud. I have to ask, what drove you to be so disciplined and dedicated to this game?
Dunkey: I like the funny bear character
1:13 wins the whole tournament with this move.
@@joeyskar and this 1:51
The year is 20XX. Everyone plays Bears at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on mastery of tilt controls. The steering wheel auction metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.
Too much buildup for a mediocre punchline. 0/5
@Lynn HQ 3:21
2:41 Just imagine being that guy, taking hours of blood sweat and tears to learn that long ass combo then you just get shit on by a bear
Bro devil jin(the character he plays) is one of the hardest characters to play in the entire game. He is a mishima amd mishimas are known to be characters that are shit if you play casually and you actually have to be an enthusiast to even play them. That said, mishima players are elitists and the whole community shits on them for thinking that they are better players even if they lose.
That combo is easy af🤣
@@sibtainahmed3026 you probably play Asuka or leroy shutup.
@@WavyJayZ You’re kinda proving his point
@@aguy4887 how so?
tekken player: precise rehearsed 27 hit combo
dunkey: sleepy bear go thwack
That's Tekken in a nutshell. Sometimes you just get beared.
*unbearable*
I think Dunkey is now realizing his spirit animal is a bear but he’s had the donkey mascot for so long, that he is struggling to change it
You were saying
Will dunkey become videogamebear then?
Why not both? videogamedunkeybear
That’s already Sky’s thing
Videogameberr
*_Carries Pizza on his back_*
_"Anybody else want a piece?"_
You owe me a pizza
how could I not notice that
@@boxymoron3086 You asked?
That man is my hero
1:57 ok, that was legitimately epic
oscar worthy
Yep
💯💯💯
Back to formula
Also 2:06
dunkey is truly the greatest, even when he's using a usb steering wheel
And he was barely even trying
Nope, you are nitpicking and biased. - I win, Bye Bye
That was actually his little brother playing on top of that
And he's blindfolded, too. Clearly a master at his craft.
Wasnt even plugged in
“It really makes you feel like a bear”
-IGN
It really makes you FEEL like your in your natural habitat
Untitled Bear Game.
*Gregidot has entered the chat*
There's a little something for everyone
You forgot the 9.3/10
Who woulda thunk Banjo from “Banjo Kazooie” would be so good at MMA
He's from Smash Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch actually
@@Phabrysio actually he is from banjo and kazooie for the Nintendo 64
If Devil Kazuya riding on Kuma, would that make them Banjo Kazuya?
@@PROPAINZERO banjo and kazooie actually originated from the sans series
I mean kazzoie a big guy and a bear, id expect him to be good at mauling. Meanwhile banjo the bird, put someone in the backpack with him he'll get scratched the crap out of.
Kuma: Literally laying on the ground
Morons: "Let me try another high!"
I did kind of feel bad for the one dude that whiffed his low kick. But also random question, would any jumping attacks work or no?
@@plasmaoctopus1728 Launchers I dont believe so
@@plasmaoctopus1728 jumping 2 (ground punch) would but jump attacks are pretty slow
The lei is an idiot, you can just duck and low parry for an easy launcher
Just use the Plunging Attack!
“Why am I fighting this guy, I have a gun” 🤣
That part made me spit out my coffee, couldn't stop myself from laughing anymore haha
2:22
I need a bigger gun
Dunkey is probably the only UA-camr that never failed to makes my bland ass to laugh.
Indiana Jones be like
This level of skill is exactly what i would expect out of the world record holder for bowser's big bean burrito
Actually Lil Kirbs has it now
@@nickv.4752 stfu
@@kichu2555 Lil Kirbs did it blindfolded. You mad?
90% sure the guy in the last clip killed himself after that
i would
that guy losing that way in the video? that would never happen that way if he had raycon on tho
@@LeafDreams ads getting smarter and smarter
@@empress_0 Last night I was woken up by the sound of heavy breathing, and was startled to see an ad for Raid: Shadow Legends standing at the foot of my bed.
@@LeafDreams aight I'm getting one tomorrow
I feel like Dunkey is just playing Kuma cause he’s a giant bear, and unknowingly became actual god at this game.
Only logical that a grizzly bear would be the best character in close combat! /S
That's sure my Tekken story.
"He (Dunkey) does not know what people things are. Like I literally think that he is a bear that's learning how to be a person." -Sky Williams
God is a reach. Good at kicking in shitty players' teeth maybe. Maybe even good enough to get TKP, but definitely not a god.
He's dang good though
His overweight body sure is built like one
You see, the bear is actually just Reggie in a bear costume, taking out all of his pent up rage about there being no new sonic game this year
I knew it
i legit read this in dunkeys voice lmao
Are you dumb? Reggie retired, they wouldnt put him in a game.
@@davidolson5068 you fool do you even know what you are talking about? Reggie is obiously in the game
every punch is just full of rage with each Mother 3 Porting question
Me: loses every game after green rank
Dunkey: gets to orange by being a meme legend
Hey you are me ! I stopped playing because of that, everytime I got to the greenranks I got demoted..even after a 100 hours of play time.
@@Nrandonom134 What is the order of the rankings?
Bear is the new top tier meta. Fursan paved the way, and Dunkey galvanized the trail.
@@ChereraTaguato It goes teal, green, yellow, orange, red, purple, you get the idea.
@@asianwithswagable no i don't get the idea? does it go higher then purple or is purple the highest rank?
"There is a little bear for everyone"
-IGN 9.3/10
Tekken 7 really makes you *feel* like a bear.
@@frumbolo Nope...you are nitpicking and bias, I WIN!!!bye bye
Nah he’s pretty big actually :///// 0/5
10/10 pun
@@frumbolo that would be the case if anyone actually played kuma.
This is EXACTLY what i thought what an average Kuma player sounds like. Simply fantastic.
AVERAGE KUMA ENJOYER
Imagine if Dunkey wasn’t playing on tilt controls
Or if he wasnt also using the Rock Band Microphone as a controller
Or if he wasn't using his steering wheels on
Or if he was playing as Gon
or if it wasn't his little brother that was playing
Imagine if he was Actually Born and Playing Tho
Imagine how good he would be if he wasn’t playing with a usb steering wheel
You fool. You absolute buffoon. It is the steering wheel that gives him his power.
@@pragmat1k huh
vilxoro i don’t think he gets the reference
Getting old
Imagine how good the comment section would be without THESE COMMENTS
I can feel that last person's anger through this video.
Could you tell me if he tossed his controller or TV out of the window?
@@konnermorris1753 crushed his pizza-box fightstick in half
@@kdcrown6324 can you conclude if it was a limited edition Tekken fightstick?
2:45
How much you wanna bet that guy threw his controller through a brick wall after that round?
Reminded me of that mountain fight in game of thrones.
😂 He had to
@@chubeviewer bruh whyyy
Lol it's his fault doing a jumping attack, should've just stomped him and the battle was over x)
I think he expected a low move by Dunky from the ground
“Back to formula?”
Throws scientist through the window
Dunkey- “I’m a cop”
40 000 years of evolution and we've barely tapped the vastness of human potential
I am a cop I am a cop I am big cop
Just like Aris
Best comment
Jokes aside, the fact that he rose to yellow ranks with those tactics is lmao moment.
He got to orange rank too for a bit loll I’m hoping for my own sake that outside of the video he played at least a little differently
1st dan hours
@@butnuster354 Pretty sure you can one and done & improve,Tekken on recently added rematches.
especially since half of those people end playing the fucking same as you climb anyway.
He got an Orange rank, but even Red ranks are a joke this season, S1 Greens. I assume he played more seriously in matches not shown here. A lot of people don't lab Bears, so you can get away with egregious stuff, but I don't think you'll get to Orange on gimmics alone, at least if you don't pick and chose your opponents.
Sometimes, all you need is the bear necessities.
“You were saying??”
*_I’m in._*
SUPER SMAAAAAASH
I love how a character in a fighting game is literally just a bear.
Two characters at that
Wait till he finds out about the kangaroo
@@engineergaming5989 wait till he finds out about the Raptor
wait till he finds out about the tree
Wait till he finds out about the literal tank.
1:57 “He’s doing it... He’s starting to believe...”
Morpheus!
Beginning*
Jaw dropped when he pulled that shit off
Ah I see, this is one of those games with a character that has a siren light on the top of his head, a big pizza glued to his back, and is wearing frog pants.
Yeah, the customization options are kinda wack
@@plasmaoctopus1728 only kinda?
Anybody else want a piece? [of pizza]
The game is amazing, but the customisation is kind of lame.
@Vall91 Jp1 I'm just glad they don't charge for it like every other company
0/10, description doesn’t say “I'm *bearly* even trying”
but that would be too easy, Davis. Can't you see
It is unbearable to watch.
Lol. He saw you comment
It does now
He actually changed it
"why am I fighting this guy I have a gun"
Such a American thing I ever heard
Yeah that was an funny part of the vid
The character overweightness checks out
the amount of people advertising with their names... lol
wtf
Didn't notice that, how sad.... although it does make me want to catch a stream of the guy at 1:12 and ask him about his loss to dunkey
Yeah it's pretty lame. I've never seen someone advertise their channel in a game and gone "hell yeah let's check it out." If I ever remembered the name and saw them on Twitch I wouldn't even bother
remember, twitch in the name = got no brain
It can work I suppose, especially if they're either super good or super bad. If they've already got an audience it's probably more of a joke with them though. I see a lot in CoD and it's usually not anyone particularly good
Dunkey is biased toward games where you play as a bear and fight people with martial arts. This is why I never watch dunkey.
was dunkey the bear in the vid??????
...what
Yeah I stopped listening to this guy when he said Bubsy 3D was no good.
@@whoathere558 yeah, i remember the good old dunkey, the one who played good games like bookworm adventures
I main you in battlefront
Description: I'm barely even trying
Endcard: more bearley
me: wait a minute
Hren Modor nothing gets past you
This is beary suspicious
There is something just incredibly satisfying seeing a person pull off a full combo with a cinematic and everything, only to be destroyed by a bear squirming on the ground
"9,2- It has a little bear for everyone"
-IGN
7.8/10 - too much bear
-Also IGN
It really makes you feel like the bear
Good game but gets too hard to bear sometimes
What does that even mean? "Little bear for everyone" FuckinHuh??
DogSi Notpalc is this your first dunkey video
Dunkey playing The Revenant: The Game
@@AxxLAfrikuman u are amazing
that bear deserved the Oscar
That was a good movie but does he or does he not die at the end
@@AxxLAfriku Oh man, classic AxxL.
You know a player is gonna suck when they have "twitch/" in front of their name
Where is connection?
@@VIPdoubleRRR because they are advertising they are going to record the fight, hyping themselves up and making the opponent think they are good. It normally does the inverse and most opponent's will go all out, annihilating Mr Twitch (Who has now recorded his cheeks getting clapped).
@@sl1ckk1ll3r Streamers, that puts twitch/ in their nickname are mostly just started streaming and they are in need of viewers, i think only some edgy mental midged guy can use his twitch in nickname for showing skill and authority
Desperado
To quote a content creator
“If you put twitch in the name you can’t expect intelligence”
See I tried doing the reverse with this by renaming myself on Steam "World's Worst Tekken Player" and going online to play.
I still lost hard. But at least my name fits
Tekken player: i have 700 hours in this game, i've learned and mastered every single combo ever
Dunkey: hold my bear
tfw I have twice those hours and still feel inadequate
tfw no face
I have over 700 hours and I'm still pretty trash in comparison to the good players ngl
master every combo? try 7000 hours
Imagine if he:
-wasn't wearing a blindfold
-wasn't using a usb steering wheel
-and was actually playing instead of his little brother
and was actually trying
Imagine all the people sharing all the world
-and if he existed
- and had the controller plugged in
And don’t forget:
-if it wasn’t lagging
This reminds me of that one time where Dunkey beat Sky is smash.
This comment reminds me of that one time where Dunkey beat Sky in smash
I almost forgot of that one time where Dunkey beat Sky in smash but thanks to this comment, i remembered that one time Dunkey beat Sky in smash.
Dunkey beat Sky in smash,
Wait... what did Dunkey do to Sky in Smash? I forgot
Minesweeper Legend bea t
“Get ready to FL-AHHHH” lmao
KO
Dunkey is one of the most efficient Tekken Salt miners I have ever seen
Ha, fools. He didn’t even use his ultimate move... “The Spin Move.”
He did tho
he used the hellsweep lol
Listen to super mario brothers 2 you fools!
1:58 for yall
Not even the "Sitting Bear Technique"
3:24 "get ready to fly"- yup, that is accurate
3:23 i pissed my pants in laughter
Josie: "get ready to fly!"
Kuma: *yeets her*
Perfect timing 😂
couldn't handle dat ass
"Get ready to fly!"
*And... She fly.
kuma's ass: you were saying?
1:57 Every bollywood movie summed up
3:22
hahah lol
genius
You see, Dunkey was blindfolded and wasn’t even born while he was playing.
who is dunkey
i only see bearley
Everybody gangsta till bob pull out a deagle.
that's a heck and cockler ak5 chambered in 80 caliber with the incindeary armmo
Is a deagle a mix between a donkey and a beagle? Asking for a friend.
Just love how in a game about martial artist fighting to the death there is this floppy ass bear just hanging around
"You truly feel like a bear, it has a little something for everyone"
-IGN
0/10
Too many bears. 7/10
Little does he know, if he played Tekken Lost Saga, there is a secret combo with every character that insta kills the bear. It’s called global warming, and it will start at the beginning of the match. Very lucky bunkey, but you will soon encounter a foe beyond the bear’s abilities.
Everyone: NOOOOO YOU CANT PLAY KUMA HE SUCKSSSSS
Dunkey: *haha bear go rawr*
Yeah they used to say that until a kuma main became world champ
@@defaultname9214 It was a Panda main which was actually the worst character in the game at the time but good point.
@@xNMZTeam Probably not the worst, Gigas and some other characters i would say were worse. But then they nerfed bears after him winning so now i dont even know.
Is that Space Ghost!?
He's in Yellow ranks. That's like, high-silver to low-gold in LoL terms. Every character is good in low ranks.
1:45 gosh reminds me of my dad
1:59 was too clean
Dunkey's an idiot savant
"How did you win this match against Jin?"
"... Bearly"
Brilliant
Barely*
@@cheesecrew *Cosmic fWoosh*
@@cheesecrew no.
I'm one of those people that enjoys a good pun. You sir, win.
"get ready to fly" - famous last words
Talking to herself
It's really crazy when you realize they taught an actual bear these moves so they could use motion tracking
They brought in a stunt samon as well, really nice guy, showed me a sick sushi place.
1:55 "Back to FORMULA???"
Green Goblin portrayed by Willem DaFoe in Spider Man (2002)
Ngl that moment was actually awesome hahaha
Thanks for telling everybody, not many people have heard of Spider-man.
"Thanks for telling everybody, not many people have heard of spider-man."
@@mrbarefootbogan6254on Tekken 7: Kuma Madness, comment section, Videogamedunkey (2020)
I just found you a couple hours ago where i was mad cus of leauge of legends and wrote in the search bar : leauge of legends why my mates are donkeys . then your video was the first i clicked on it and didnt expectet much but then i clicked on your channel and youre really funny and entertaining to watch , so i instantly subbed.
Great work keep going.
Dunkey got mad at league too, very sad
As part of your Initiation into the Dunkey fan club, I recommend you go watch his Ultimate Skyrim video. That should get you up to speed.
Besides the Skyrim video, his old Final Fantasy 7 video is fantastic, too.
You've got a loooot of catching up to do. Actually makes me slightly jealous you get to see it all for the first time ;)
welcome friend
Imagine if dunkey was actually trying.
Better still, imagine if dunkey used the controller instead of a USB steering wheel.
Does he really play with a steering wheel? Lol
@@LarryMozzarelli no its just an old joke lol
Imagine if it wasn't his little brother actually playing
Imagine if he wasn't using a blindfold.
Better still, imagine if dunkey wasn't wearing a blindfold.
I imagine Dunkey would be incredibly annoying to play against. But he’s fun to watch!
2:58 I can already imagine the opponent's broken controller 😂😂
That was actually amazing. I love how spamming moves is almost always a way to win in fighting games unless your enemy is really good.
1:55 "Back to formula?"
Dunkey dropping OG spiderman lines. Why was that so perfect
Back... to formula!?
Matt
I feel like this character was designed specifically for dunkey. Looks just like him.
You can't tell the difference between a bear & a dunkey?...
I don't like kuma because he is black
@@Aidanawsomeface Panda is white and black, is makin' me very confuse
@@LordDragox412 BEAR IS PURTO RICCAN
Hol up, this don’t make no sense 💀
The Tekken customisation system sure is something when a giant ass bear isn't the weirdest looking thing on screen at any given moment
"You were saying" is the new "not even close, baby"
TRUE
But I can hear dunkey saying "not even close, baby"
“Tekken 7 really makes you feel like a bear”
“It has a little something for everyone!”
"Can not look, or feel, more Bearman.
IGN, what'd you think?"
Wow dunkey’s actually really good, he bearly survived a bunch of times then managed to claw his way back up out of the jaws of defeat to an efishient victory, even when it seemed impawsible
Fur real, I’m really impressed
Wow. Well done.
Why? just........why?
cringy redditor
Guess it was just an ursine of his skills.
@@UnarmedBastard People have been making cringy jokes hundreds of years before Reddit was a thing...
Whenever I rewatch Dunkey video's, I always start with this video. This is hands down his best video. Every second of it is so enjoyable with every scene having some quotable moment. Not only that, it's such an emotional rollercoaster with themes of friendship, deception, betrayal and so much more. Dunkey's brilliance shines most in the way he crafts his characters and develops them throughout the story.
The story starts with a sentient DVD copy of "Hobbit 2 : Smaug's Den" who manipulates the people around him to mindlessly kill random people who end up discovered as traitors. This coincidence gives "Hobbit" the opportunity to gain everybody's trust, allowing him to continue his rampage. One allegory that people tend to miss is the fact that he wants to kill both Americas. This could be an underlying message showing that he does not like the divide that America and the only way to stop it is to end both parties and start anew. On a side note, the scene with Cobalt when his name is on the line was so powerful. He had such passion knowing he wasn't a traitor and as Hobbit lets his guard down to help him, the real traitor appears and shoots him in the god damn face. Anyway, as a result of Hobbit's killings, the first antagonist arises, ultimatefail2. At first, he seems to just be a menace, but he tries his hardest to use his words to fix the problem and ultimately fails as his speech is ignored and leaves in search of becoming a better man while Hobbit continues his spree.
Some may see the Nemo scene to be filler; however, it gives us a visual representation of Hobbit's mind and his intentions. You can see just how deranged he is as he opens fire on a picture of a cat believing he is really stopping the bad guy while he ignores his conscience who is asking what he's shooting at. Hobbit then fire's at a picture of a father trying to find his son, thinking he is the son, Nemo who he also believes is a bad guy. He is willing to stop anyone and anything that is what he believes is evil making him an antihero. We are then thrown back into reality where Hobbit is faced with a dilemma of not knowing which of the two newest characters is a traitor. He fires blindly at the wrong one which gives the real traitor the opportunity to kill them both. One of these characters is FunGhoul the brilliant hacker and lovable Runescape playing guy who Dunkey should find and start playing with again.
Ghoul is consistently taken advantage of and is never even able to finish a sentence. This causes him to succumb to the dark side and start a cold war with Hobbit, sending threats of taking over his various accounts. Hobbit handles very well until a previously unknown background character and continuous stalker of his, President Shrek, betrays him which drags Shrek into this ongoing war. When a common enemy arrives, evansilverheart, they all team up to take him down, but this doesn't stop anything. As the threats die down, the action begins. Hobbit and Ghoul go back and fourth deceiving and killing each other. With his masterful thinking, Hobbit comes up with the plan to trick Ghoul into becoming allies with him in order to take down both DJ and awesomeman. The deception succeeds and Hobbit wins the mental war against Ghoul after killing him using another traitor. Following these events, you can see Hobbit starting to take on the real bad guys rather than random people while Ghoul has a mental breakdown due to the result of the war, killing Shrek who is revealed to be his buddy and secondary deputy, and then killing himself.
Ghoul went from being the lovable guy to being filled with evil and hatred, literally stabbing Hobbit in the back. Hobbit changed from being a cold-hearted killer to the hero that he wanted to be deep down inside using his manipulation skills to become a traitor and revealing everyone who actually was. The video ends on a scene of Hobbit killing a random bystander after seeing the horrors of war leaving us on the edge of our seat and showing that he may still have his old ways within him.
Mastapiece. Dunkey/10
Well actually, if you knew the true lore behind this video it was in fact a sentient copy of Hobbit 1: Ghoul’s Castle. But of course, this is a very easy thing to be confused about as the two DVD’s are almost identical, so your foolish mistake is excusable. Basically, what I’m trying to say is that this whole thing is nitpicking and biased. I win bye bye
*clicks video and immediately sees a bear*
"I wonder who Dunkey is playing as."
@@AxxLAfriku What
@@AxxLAfriku you know, I really want to believe that your entire channel is just an elaborate joke or art channel. But simply put, no internet funny man or avant garde performance artist would go to these lengths to be this much of an annoying prick in the comments.
in this video he plays as bob
There was this one time I was playing Tekken with a mate, and this was the designated last round, since we both were in the arcade too long. So we decided we were going to do a random map and a random character. The map that was chosen was Jungle Outpost, and we BOTH got Panda. I am not superstitious or religious, but I believe that god had intended that battle to happen. From what I could remember I won by 1 punch.
This informations getting classified. Consider yourself off the face of the earth, kid
smh they shouldnt have added him to the damn game. he does too much damage, his hitboxes are impossible to hit and his combos are unblockable. tsk, shouldve added nintendo from sonic instead.
All in all, 9/10, it has a little something for everyone
Nope, you are nitpicking and biased, pizza bear wins, bye bye.
Nintendo is honestly my favorite sonic character, i wanna see him in tekken tag tournament 3
Nintendo is not from Sonic. Do you mean "Bowser" from Sonic?
@@borgwardd24 Bruh
The Fact that Dunkey mains Kuma is just absolutely hilarious yet at the same time fitting.
1:56 coolest shit i've ever seen
Slow-mos will never not be hype in this game. 😂
Imagine how good he would be if he actually existed
man you ever fight a fuckin bear? IRL bear would woop anyones ass faster than kuma in tekken
@Ryku qQp You can defeat bears if you are Russian enough
@@calvin88893 or Canadian.
@@calvin88893 let me introduce you to Khabib Nurmagomedov.
@@Oscar-j6b Nah only chechens ukrains and russian and dagestaenis
"I'll try dancing, that's a neat trick!"
I want to see Dunkey enter in-person tournaments once they become a thing again, because his ability to build salt is unfathomable to mortals.