Let's Talk About Sex! with Sarah Millican - Stand Up Comedy | Jokes On Us

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  • Опубліковано 23 січ 2024
  • Check out more from Sarah Millican here - / @sarahmillican
    Taken from Sarah Millican: Chatterbox Live
    Recorded in London in 2011, Chatterbox Live invites you to enter the wonderful world of Sarah Millican--where living alone drives your parents to put you on suicide watch; where a cup of tea in the bath is the epitome of luxury and where free family planning clinic condoms make perfect stocking fillers.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 55

  • @altuck4x4
    @altuck4x4 6 місяців тому +17

    Sarah is great full stop. Thanks ever so much for the laughs, love you ❤

  • @Buddygold9509
    @Buddygold9509 5 місяців тому +13

    My grandfather broke grandma’s rib when his hip went out and he fell on her. In their 70’s. 😮😅

    • @gellawella
      @gellawella 5 місяців тому

      Ouff goodness, hope they healed up alright!

    • @seanbatty2665
      @seanbatty2665 5 місяців тому

      Legends!

  • @lynnduncan6139
    @lynnduncan6139 6 місяців тому +12

    I Google banjo string. I don't even have 1 of them, and I winced!!! I love this woman!😂

    • @shad885
      @shad885 5 місяців тому +1

      You have at least one... Under your tongue.

  • @wdwerker
    @wdwerker 6 місяців тому +28

    A older client broke the arm on her sofa with her boyfriend and had me repair the wooden frame . Then a few months later they broke the other arm ! And she was telling everyone because she was proud of it !

  • @daviddonald9738
    @daviddonald9738 6 місяців тому +12

    My band mate broke a quad corner, glass ceiling light shade during an ‘up swing’ on the X-large water bed.
    The light shade dropped onto the bed and made a two angle 8” gash….
    There was no safety lining….
    It emptied in seconds, leaving them shin deep in water… for a few seconds. It then quickly passed under the door, flowed across the 2” fitted-slats wood living room floor, through the linoleumed kitchen, and down the cellar stairs.
    Where it dropped onto his Fender tube guitar amp and pooled around it on the dirt/mud floor.
    I arrive to rehearse about 20 minutes later…
    practice cancelled! His girlfriend’s clothes were soaked through.
    By noon next day the living room was warped up about 8-10”. When tried, the amp sparked the caps, but didn’t ignite. But he did get zapped stepping in the puddle.
    Landlord charge him $4500 to redo the living room floor. Girlfriend never seen again.

    • @skippy7208
      @skippy7208 3 місяці тому

      Brilliant story! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @claudevieaul1465
    @claudevieaul1465 6 місяців тому +8

    Broke my heart once, while... 🤣🤣🤣
    (Got over it, cheers 👍)

  • @TomFynn
    @TomFynn 4 місяці тому +2

    "last time I had fun like this, some furniture got broken." Jeremy Clarkson, driving very fast.

  • @LS-um3zq
    @LS-um3zq 6 місяців тому +5

    On my I howled with laughter on this one!

  • @hippiewithacowboyhat
    @hippiewithacowboyhat 6 місяців тому +7

    I broke a ceiling fan once. Pulled the whole thing out of the ceiling. Wires got shorted when they pulled loose, tripped the breaker, and had no power in the apartment for two days until maintenance could fix it.
    Saw on the metal bracket that pulled out with it "Max weight 45 pounds", so yeah, my bad....

  • @nicolevahai5982
    @nicolevahai5982 6 місяців тому +4

    She did this at work

  • @terryre.e.d
    @terryre.e.d 5 місяців тому +3

    she broke me banjo string

  • @nicolevahai5982
    @nicolevahai5982 6 місяців тому +3

    I knew she was going to say that

  • @Cobbmtngirl
    @Cobbmtngirl 6 місяців тому +6

    Made me google banjo string😂. Learned something new, thanks!😅

  • @jameswarren423
    @jameswarren423 4 місяці тому +4

    First time I ever went down on a girl and it was the first time she ever had anyone go down on her. Apparently I tickled her and she need me in the nose and broke it. Her mom had to take me to the hospital and telling her mom and my mom , And the doctor how it happened was rather interesting😵‍💫🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

  • @brandroidanimal
    @brandroidanimal 5 місяців тому +4

    aww man..... im pissin myself..... what a great comic

  • @andypandy8569
    @andypandy8569 6 місяців тому +3

    Bloody funny lady is our Sarah!

  • @nicolevahai5982
    @nicolevahai5982 6 місяців тому +3

    Took you a second to catch on o it being at work

  • @ToddLewden
    @ToddLewden 6 місяців тому +3

  • @ankles632
    @ankles632 6 місяців тому +4

    I'll admit I had to Google Banjo String ....ouch

  • @fwood1231
    @fwood1231 5 місяців тому +2

    Very Funny. Thanks.

  • @robinfleet7094
    @robinfleet7094 5 місяців тому +1

    I wish I could count this fantastic soul a friend. She's very dear to me.

  • @nicolevahai5982
    @nicolevahai5982 6 місяців тому +4

    I was at a party with my first love- and we tried to screw on the sink in the bathroom and we hit the parents wine glass rig my bum- and it was an unhappy moment on the sneaky teenagers life having a party while their parents were out of town

  • @ROCKONplaceboforever
    @ROCKONplaceboforever 5 місяців тому +2

    Shes hilarious 😂

  • @nicolevahai5982
    @nicolevahai5982 6 місяців тому +1

    You as well

  • @user-km4rm5hx2x
    @user-km4rm5hx2x 5 місяців тому +1

    😂😂😂😂 sensitive subject for some folks out there.

  • @dominicnash9156
    @dominicnash9156 5 місяців тому +2

    Sarah in answer to break anything during sex? yes - wind

  • @anoshya
    @anoshya 6 місяців тому +3

    Reminds me of Butlins

  • @denisemcdougal6445
    @denisemcdougal6445 5 місяців тому +2

    She is hilarious

  • @CasaErwin
    @CasaErwin 3 місяці тому

    So I asked my aunt, "Did you ever break anything during sex?" She replied, "Yes, once. It was my hymen."

  • @jackmchammocklashing224
    @jackmchammocklashing224 6 місяців тому +3

    Who is the Pinochio Italian with the gisepi hat in all your audiences ?

  • @KxNOxUTA
    @KxNOxUTA 5 місяців тому +4

    I love that Sarah gives room to sexual topics and the odd things that can happen, while still being very respectful about it and not making it immediately disgusting like male equivalents in this line of work tend to do. She's mostly joking with ppl rather than over them and she knows when to stop and acknowledge discomfort she may have caused. It's very mindful and that's why I love every bit of this.

  • @markdennis930
    @markdennis930 5 місяців тому

    The equal term to lady is gentleman, not 'man'.

  • @johnralston5164
    @johnralston5164 6 місяців тому +1

    lets not not zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • @mtgoat1016
    @mtgoat1016 2 місяці тому

    The audience is more of a comedy act than Sarah, do they actually pay to see this!!

  • @alandenton1024
    @alandenton1024 3 місяці тому +1

    Anyone else found this one boring?

  • @paulwhite7475
    @paulwhite7475 5 місяців тому +3

    I keep coming back to see what it is that I've missed .... Still Can't see why anyone finds her remotely amusing

    • @rodlink6258
      @rodlink6258 5 місяців тому +3

      Because they like humor?

    • @adamhughes4442
      @adamhughes4442 5 місяців тому +2

      She's not that funny ...I agree.

    • @zizinnnn
      @zizinnnn 5 місяців тому +5

      why are you coming back? stay away

    • @ladyjustice1474
      @ladyjustice1474 5 місяців тому +2

      You have no soul.

    • @ladyjustice1474
      @ladyjustice1474 5 місяців тому

      ​@adamhughes4442 you don't have a soul either.