The Lies Our Parents Tell Us | Sarah Millican
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- Опубліковано 22 січ 2024
- Parents lie to their children for the simple reason of, do you seriously want to tell a child that their beloved pet has died?
"My rabbit never died, it's just sometimes a different colour."
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The neighbour kid of the previous owners of our dog loved her and played a lot with her when she was a puppy. So when he was told 'she had moved to a farm in the country" he demanded to visit her. This was arranged, it was lovely to see his relief on his face when he saw he hadn't been lied to and his friend was in good hands.
my parents never lied to me about a pet dying and growing up I always thought it was sad that other kids were told that theirs "went to a farm" because it wasn't true and they'd think the pet was ok but could never see it again, which is worse than them just being dead and gone. I'm so glad that your dog got to see her friend again and that the kiddo hadn't been lied to
My dog had anxiety about being left alone, so he genuinely went to live on a farm where he wouldn’t be left by himself. He was also renamed “Houdini”because he was just as great at escaping in his new home as he was in ours! I received pictures and was informed when he genuinely passed. It would also have been strange for my mom to start lying about our pets when we were eleven with a history of dead fish, birds, cats, and a previous dog. That said, I had a very funny conversation with my best friend when I mentioned my dog genuinely went to live on a farm. She looked sympathetic with the “oh you sweet summer child” face until I explained that I was indeed given proof of his health on a farm-at which point she totally lost it 😊
I was told my cat was adopted by the delivery man and travelled around delivering things like the cat in postman pat. Anytime I heard the door knock i run to see if it was my delivery cat who left me for a delivery job. Mum could never order from great universal again. To this day I still have the odd fleeting image of my little kitty working as a delivery cat when I get a delivery
Oh that sounds awful. 😢
So sad.
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dios bendiga su almá ❤
My mother never allowed pets. We had a goat and a field full of sheep, and a bunch of chickens but they weren’t our pets. So when I had my own family and my son was growing up he wanted pets. He started with a rescue cat that didn’t like people. My son wasn’t giving up. One night he decided to give the cat a bath…probably the first and only bath she ever had! When she jumped out of the water and stuck her claws into my son’s chest on her way out of the bathroom, he screamed for me to catch her!! Not on your life! So we ended up with the cat that never liked anyone, a beagle who loved everyone, a chihuahua who wasn’t too bright, a pair of miniature quail, and an iguana who began life at our house as a rescue and grew to be 5 foot long! When my son grew to a man, his first pet was a gorgeous black and white Great Dane whom everyone loved. He certainly was an animal lover ❤
I’m happy you allowed him to have pets!! I’ll allow my (if I’ll have any) kids to have pets too❤❤
Sounds like ya did good raising your kids!!
I went on a cross country trip for school. When I got back home, I went down to the barn to feed the horses. My favorite girl didn’t come in from the pasture to eat no matter how much I called and banged the feed can. It wasn’t usual, sometimes she was like that.
Asked my parents, they said she’s been staying down the pasture. Okay, plausible. A week later I walked the pasture but couldn’t find her. Also not unusual, as the horses had access to two other pastures via trails and I’ve missed the horses by choosing the wrong pasture/trail.
Another week goes by, and my mom tells me “Blacky died while you were away. We buried her down the bottom pasture.”
… I mean they didn’t lie exactly but I felt like an idiot.
His turtles ran off to join TMNT 😂 that's awesome LOL!
My childhood dog ran off to join the circus. And then a few years later, my dad went to bring him some milk.
Oh god..🥺
My parents told me my pet swam down the toilet too… I thought ‘how does a horse get down there?’ 😂😂
My Mom said my dog had a headache so she went to the vet never to return. As an adult I told my brother what Mom had told me and he laughed. Apparently the dog had started attacking everyone except me out of aggression so she put her to sleep before she caused a serious bite. My Mom had me afraid of headaches, but curiously my mother died of a brain aneurysm (headache). Moral - never lie to kids! My children buried their pets in the yard with a full burial and prayer per my husband’s assistance. 😊
Exactly the right way to do it ❤
We had a pair of tightly bonded cats named Sonic and Knuckles. At the age of 17 Sonic got very ill. Knuckles stayed with him, with a paw on his shoulder until he passed away. All of my children were there. We buried Sonic under the catnip patch. Knuckles was front row at the funeral.
Knuckles died a year later and was buried next to his brother.
We held a little ceremony and gave dead fish a burial at sea ! I kept the tradition as an adult. Dead fish were honored and then flushed.
I appreciate the fact that a lot of your material is just ordinary, everyday kind of situations that we can all relate to.
All the great Comics have this gift...take what we all know, and look at it a different way.
George Carlin comes to mind...
My sister wasnt allowed a hamster as a child, so she tied a piece of string around a tin of tuna and dragged it around the house for a week until she was allowed the hamsters. She even named it Timmy the tin of tuna
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LMAO that's gold!
A++ level of manipulation!
I can hear and see my daughter doing something like that. I had to play games, that I lost, with her and her imaginary friends. She also took her imaginary flea circus to the swimming pool.
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God bless the young child with the fruitful imagination!!
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No doubt about it, Sarah is pure comedic genius - full stop. Her comedic talent is right up there with all the greats, Carlin, Williams, Seinfeld, etc., all naturals. As the saying goes, some HAVE IT, but most don't!
She is crass.
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😂😂😂😂my son's critters usually goes on holiday.
After the rains, so does our garden snails and slugs. They visited the neighbours veggie patch.
How I love my son.
When I was a kid we had a labrador who ate the chooks and was a real problem. My parents told me he went to live in the city. (Because we lived on a kind of a farm.)
I didn’t believe them.
A few years later, we went to the city AND WHO SHOULD BE THERE? Yep, Kestril Tamberlain Patterville Larby, our black labrador.
I had zero responsibility for naming him. And, btw, my mother and stepfather who DID name him, were much less esoteric about naming their kids. Also, the kids who had the most names - my brothers, 4 names each - only had the same number of names as Kes the dog. Us girls only had 3 names each.
Um... I feel dumb for even having to ask this.... What's a chook??
@@ravennahblack8522 A chook is a chicken. It’’s probably Australian slang?
I would love to see you live! If you can, please come back to Canberra in Australia. I'd just had surgery last time you were here, but I'll be there next time for sure!
I love you, Sarah! Champion, you are!
i cant believe i did not know about you sooner.you are so witty and cheeky.i love it .will be binge watching this entire weekend .Lots of love from kenya
I am about to get a snail - think it should be named Flower, now.
I would absolutely love for you to come to New Zealand to see you live. Even got a spare room if you need somewhere to kip.😅😂
Just the best 😊
You’re a bottle of comedic timing thank you
I am always astounded a Christmas time. After telling small children not to talk to strangers all year, they plop their child on Santa's (a stranger to the child) lap for a photo and say smile. Not many people can see how weird that is.
I was told that my beloved dog had fallen in love with the neighbouring farmers dog, and they had eloped over the fields to get wed because the farmer didn't approve of them being together. I was 4.
Huge embarrassment for my family when we happened to bump into said farmer and I ran up to him and started kicking his shins non stop whilst shouting... why couldn't you let them be together, you horrible man???
I'm sorry if this isn't the best place to place this but I couldn't find how to email you on your website. Last year I was diagnosed with cancer, curable but still quite scary. Thank you for making me laugh through this ordeal. My doctor didn't know what I meant when I told her that the radiation was making me feel well, claggy. Sending a big wave to you from Oklahoma. Bless you for all the joy you bring to others.
You’re great …love your humor .♥️🇨🇦
Love you, Sarah!
So good 😂
Yeah I heard the gone to live on a farm story when I was a kid 😂 I just knew it was nonsense 😂
Love her.❤❤❤❤❤❤
U r brilliant Sarah
Love your shows Sarah ❤😂
Dirty mouthed
Best stand up comedian ever, ❤️
Really??
@@Simon_PieMan almost as funny as trump
I am 61 and just realized the dog we had when I was 4 and mom was pregnant ‘went to the farm’ 😲😥 She passed away, so I can’t ask her for the truth!
Are there any plans to tour the Netherlands? I’d love to see you live!
Belgium would be nice too 😊
@@Kingatje There are scheduled shows of her new tour, Late Bloomer, in Antwerp and Ghent end of June this year.
My snail ran away... I saw him, it took three days.
Thanks.
Funny, funny, funny!
I guess it would be great.
My pet mouse went to Aunt Lisa's.... Didnt have an Aunt Lisa smh
I do, I just asked, she's never seen your mouse in her life.
I won a carnival goldfish and he live a quiet solitary life in a little square fishbowl on a chest of drawers in our living room. One morning he was just......gone. Mom tried to think what had happened and we decided he was lonely and had run away to rejoin the carnival.
When mom died....20 years later, I was cleaning out furniture and found his dessicated little body stuck to the wall down behind the dresser. Poor thing was lonely alright and took his own life
My kangaroo went back to the bush. Different world down here when I was I kid.
Trying to come and see u live again but all tickets for dartford or london are sold out 😢 x
Hi Sarah from France.. Do you read these comments.? If so please say hi.. 😊
NOthing compares to the lies told by religion!
I was lucky: I was never lied to about the death of the pets I had in childhood.
my fish would get sick and have to go in a coffee mug and live in the cabinet. fuckin climbed up on those cabinets on a sick fish number 5. what I gpj d was liiiiiiieeeees.
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Hello Sarah… I only discovered you a few days ago, you are very funny. I’m 72 years old and I have a slight hearing loss… Is there anyway you could do your comedy act with an American accent so I could understand you better? 😢 🙏 😎🥸💖
I honestly don't understand. I was told, shown even, that my hamsters died since I was six. Why lie?
What did the rabbit joke mean? The bit where she said “depends on the rabbit”
Wow. Are you 5?
@@ImOnAJourney no English not my first language
There is a rabbit vibrator
"Jessica Rabbit" likely :)
I thought she was alluding to the sex toys named rabbits 😂
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My best friend's dad cooked her and her sisters rabbits. Then fed them to em. They didn't know until halfway way through dinner.
You're a little funnier than the other comedians. You're a little bit more successful than the other comedians. You're already right at home, pet.
It’s a disgrace
She looks a bit like she wants to see the manager
Sooooo not funny
I’d have to agree. It’s what I call lazy humour.
Why don't you guys go to a animal shelter & take a dog for a walk or play with some kittens.. 😢
this sounds just like trump talking