I'd love a graphic novel where God's like "Okay, time to go back and make them remember who the OG is." And like not subtle like Mary's face in a tortilla but like ripping apart the fabric of time and space. That'd be dope.
Ngl God just popping out of nowhere to smite some asshole televangelist and a booming _”Remember your place.”_ coming from the sky would be pretty wild.
I am a Catholic and T Swift fan and also a Taylor Tomlinson fan. I listen to her latest Netflix special like a podcast. Feels weird to be enjoying this joke haha.
Don't have to agree with her views to enjoy something like Christianity being compared to a more contemporary thing. Its like a friend of mine sending me a tweet about how replacing christ with x in christmas is immoral only to explain it using kingdom hearts logic. Faith is a precious thing but holy crap I love unhinged religious humor.
The old testament god had a lot of anger issues. The new testament is Jesus with love and acceptance. Where are we now in 2022? Intolerance? Dominance? Well, at least the Pope is apologizing, but not Samuel Alito.
I would assume she is referring to: the many different Bible distributors with their altered translations; the high profile pastors/preachers; the government.
You crack me up lovely lady, thank you ✌️🇦🇺🐾🦘🌄🤠🐶✨🌻 if you’re ever in Oz Dinner on me :) not stupid expensive lol, but nice.. as thanks for the giggles.. hehe,, don’t ask don’t get yeah :) Respect for putting yourself out there and bring smiles to the world.. 🌸👍🚜😂🇮🇪
@@TheArbiterOfTruth And at no point did Taylor Tomlinson call her comedy edgy. The most she said was that it was too much for her to keep touring church shows, which is true. Also, nothing Dave Chappelle has said has been edgy either. He's just been doing the same tired jokes that transphobes have been telling for literally years now. Hell, even he's made those jokes before.
@@NishaWinchester first of all, there’s no such thing as a “transphobe” because bo one is afraid of trans people. Second, yes Dave’s comedy is edgy and brave because most of society disagrees with it. Netflix employees tried to have him removed from the platform. He’s a modern day incarnation of Carlin and Pryor, defending free speech from an insane mob.
"The Old Testament is my favorite Taylor Swift album." Hahahaha! Great line.
And they wonder why she’s one of my fav comedians
They can't read your mind. maybe if you politely explain to them why she's one of your fav comedians they won't wonder
No we don't.
Who is they?
Sophie, you should post some talks! 😊
The Taylor I love talking about the Taylor I worship
It's in words
I'd love a graphic novel where God's like "Okay, time to go back and make them remember who the OG is." And like not subtle like Mary's face in a tortilla but like ripping apart the fabric of time and space. That'd be dope.
Ngl God just popping out of nowhere to smite some asshole televangelist and a booming _”Remember your place.”_ coming from the sky would be pretty wild.
Screenshot taken cuz I may either make it in the future or influence somebody else to do this
Sounds dope as h-
Sounds dope.
My brain only just now connected the facts that TS and T-Tom have the same first name... 🤦♂️
Related fact: Taylor Lautner's wife's name is...Taylor Lautner!
I am a Catholic and T Swift fan and also a Taylor Tomlinson fan. I listen to her latest Netflix special like a podcast. Feels weird to be enjoying this joke haha.
well then like stop being catholic its kinda embarrassing for you
TOTALLY THE SAME HERE! HAHA. It feels illegal to like this one
Don't have to agree with her views to enjoy something like Christianity being compared to a more contemporary thing. Its like a friend of mine sending me a tweet about how replacing christ with x in christmas is immoral only to explain it using kingdom hearts logic. Faith is a precious thing but holy crap I love unhinged religious humor.
petition for taylor to meet taylor
My favorite Taylors!
Taylor doesn't miss
Absolutely no lies detected
This has to be one of your greatest religious bits
Im a proud swiftie
Esto es lo más perfecto que he visto de Taylor Tomlinson y eso que me encanta todo lo que he visto de ella
Undeniably funny!
Taylor is a gotdamn comic genius.
Which one lol?
This is the most reasonable argument for Taylor Swift is better than God that I've ever heard.
I wonder if she got alot of Taylor Swift Jokes growing up?
Swifty forever ❤️
this hit so hard
LEGENDARY
she is soo right 😄
Where do we get the whole stand up of this bit???
Netflix 🤷🏻♂️
From the Look At You special and it's amazing.
@@1958Cajun Thanks dude🤗
Taylor swift supremacy . Taylor Tomlinson you are my favorite comedian for a reasob
The old testament god had a lot of anger issues.
The new testament is Jesus with love and acceptance.
Where are we now in 2022? Intolerance? Dominance? Well, at least the Pope is apologizing, but not Samuel Alito.
What’s her Netflix show called
Look at you
The best part is her realizing Taylor Swift revamped but “Christians” haven’t.
Who are the "people who own it now?" That she's referring to?
I would assume she is referring to: the many different Bible distributors with their altered translations; the high profile pastors/preachers; the government.
Fundamentalist Evangelical Christians.
Evangelical bs artists, obviously. Anyone who uses their religion as a weapon.
the f&ing vatican of course.
The Vatican,eEvangelicals and fundamentalists religions. Taylor is a atheist after being raised religious.
Yaaaassss
"Look what you make me do" is too relevant to nowadays Old Testament believers.
OK please tell me T-Swift has seen this bc PRAISE THE LORD 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻
🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
why does this have so few views?
Frrr
Damn if that’s true 😅 Taylor Swift is honestly better than God tbh
shes so damn hot and funny
TT#1😁
You crack me up lovely lady, thank you ✌️🇦🇺🐾🦘🌄🤠🐶✨🌻 if you’re ever in Oz Dinner on me :) not stupid expensive lol, but nice.. as thanks for the giggles.. hehe,, don’t ask don’t get yeah :)
Respect for putting yourself out there and bring smiles to the world.. 🌸👍🚜😂🇮🇪
Does this ever work for you?? Cause wtf.
The Old Testament is Judaism's holy book. This comment, while piss-your-pants funny, might be considered anti-Semitic by the woke crowd.
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But anxiety and waking nightmares of Taylor Tomlinson though
could probably be helped by a little going back to
Jesus?
Idk no hate pls
She talks about it freely. She was raised Christian. As an adult, she’s seen the actual light.
Dave Chappell bravely does dangerous, edgy comedy. Some white chick does the easiest applause break lines ever
That’s your opinion. Chappell is ok too.
@@andrewwasson6153 that’s a fact. Nothing she said was “edgy” or “dangerous”, they’re socially acceptable commonly held opinions.
@@TheArbiterOfTruth And at no point did Taylor Tomlinson call her comedy edgy. The most she said was that it was too much for her to keep touring church shows, which is true. Also, nothing Dave Chappelle has said has been edgy either. He's just been doing the same tired jokes that transphobes have been telling for literally years now. Hell, even he's made those jokes before.
it's sooooooo brave being transphobic. 🙄
@@NishaWinchester first of all, there’s no such thing as a “transphobe” because bo one is afraid of trans people. Second, yes Dave’s comedy is edgy and brave because most of society disagrees with it. Netflix employees tried to have him removed from the platform. He’s a modern day incarnation of Carlin and Pryor, defending free speech from an insane mob.
Wow! I adore this woman, her talents and perspective!