What I find interesting is that Anakin spent as much time in the light as Vader did in the dark. That sounds like balance to me as you cannot be a complete master of the force if you only embrace 1 side of it. Then when becoming one with the force now has true mastery of ALL its aspects. Anakin was never the chosen one without Vader, he needed to live both lives THEN he would be the chosen one!
the fact that Padmé died due to the will to live despite the children always seemed strange, Sidious killing her with Sith magic made more sense. The books say otherwise but still
@@mrbojangles8133 thats a interesting theory that I never thought about. Sidious was definitely strong enough to have more to do with her not making it. Padme had to pass on to complete Anakins full embrace to the dark side. She was the only thing that was still keeping a little light left in him.
Vader is the coolest character in Star wars and the world of the universe and is awesome 👍🏾 and Anakin is so cool 😎 and he was a great sith and he is so cool 😎😊❤🎉❤❤🎉
I always figured it was something like 🎶Power of 1 is the loniest number that you'll ever do. The power of 2 can be just as bad as the power of 1. It's the Loneliest power since the power of 1.🎶
I personally beleve lucas stole the whole balance thing from jim hensons the dark crystal where at the end the light and dark sides come together back into balance,i ultimately think that this is the direction he would have went,obviously disney wont do that
It would be better if Padme did not fly to Mustafar and did not bring Kenobi, who got into a difficult situation without understanding, without knowing all the facts and circumstances. Having forgotten to take off his Jedi glasses, he did not see what the order had become, having departed from the path of the peacekeepers. Anakin was right in his own way, seeing how rotten the order was and how imperfect the corrupt power of the Senate was. And the order did what the republic wanted and did not help ordinary people, did not see what was happening around, including. Not only on the lower levels of Coruscant, and the same Tatooine is an example of this, among others. Kenobi and Yoda pancake "teachers of the year". They would have sent Anakin to a psychologist on time, since they themselves only aggravated his morale. And Qui-Gon's ghost could have trained harder to be with Anakin during this difficult time and guide him on the right path. Becoming the one Anakin needed: a father, a mentor, an interlocutor who would listen, understand, help figure everything out and not make such mistakes of youth.
@@kseniaboytseva4714 it would be better if this then that. Hypotheticals are absurd to ponder when it comes to the choices others may or may not make. Doom would follow Vader no matter what happened.
@@Justicebeservedone She could have changed if Qui-Gon had won the duel of fates and raised Anakin to be a Jedi. At the same time, exposing Palpatine's machinations earlier. Since the Sith would have been prevented from realizing his plans. It is a pity that the Jedi Order has not seen what it has become and has not changed before.
@@kseniaboytseva4714 it’s Jedi training not figure skating. Navy seal training weeds out 80% of applicants that qualify for training. Not everyone can qualify for BUDS training and once qualified they gotta make it through uninjured and without quitting. Trust fund babies and spoiled brats complaining about how awful their childhood was don’t become or even try to be special forces. You make it or get broken physically or mentally to quit. Thats it. No excuses. You choose to defend the United States against ALL enemies foreign or domestic. Anakin was a defector to a communist totalitarian regime…in short he went from a Republican to a democrat.
@@Justicebeservedone At the top, everything was decided for him. We have God or fate, but in the world of star wars there is Force (she had her own plan for the chosen one, which she adhered to despite the presence of those who wanted to interfere with him). Perhaps the prophecy would have been fulfilled differently if Qui-Gon had won the Duel of Fates, and raised Anakin to be a Jedi. And the guy didn't fall under the bad influence of Palpatine. There were two outcomes of events - light and dark. And as a result, there was a dark one, where Anakin spoiled everything and mixed it up by becoming a student of an inexperienced teacher Kenobi. But still fulfilled the prophecy, which was interpreted in different ways. Not realizing that it is necessary to destroy both factions, since because of their wars, an imbalance has begun in the universe. Here, the adult, knowledgeable generation did not keep track of a 22-year-old boy who did things for youth, inexperience, love, naivety. It was necessary to bring up normally. But as Lucas showed us, the Jedi were terrible educators and psychologists. And Yoda realized too late that the order had ruined itself. And it was too late for the green sage to realize the mistake - that he did not help Skywalker the elder in time. So did Obi-Wan.
@@RetneysHolocron thought i was goin insane, nice job otherwise. is there a continuation of when palp leaves vader back on mustafar with no legs? left us at a cliff hanger
The whole situation about Sith Lords and Jedi Order being opposite sides of same coin. Why had they split into two different entities in first place? The nature balance of Force was both sides needed work together.
Darth Vader's story sounds similar to Lucifer from the bible and how he eventually became Satan. Not in a judgemental way but I want to understand both sides of the story. We may never hear Lucifer's side but Darth Vader gives us a glimpse of Lucifer's intentions.
The force only could be controlled through living beings since only living beings had medicorin cells in their bodies. Even though Vader, General Grievous and several other high level Sith Lords were partly mechanical they were still living beings.
Do you think palps would get Vader anything for his birthday? Or if palpy even knew when anakins birthday was? I feel like he would just pout in his room , changing out his colostomy bags. Or did they go out to the club together?
@RetneysHolocron LMAO she did not lose the will to live. That's a total fucking myth. She just gave birth to two fucking kids. There's her will to live. She was killed by Palpatine via dark side alchemy. She was a threat to his plans. He only needed her alive for the moment to sway Anakin.
@RetneysHolocron The medical droids literally said that she's completely healthy, and for reasons unknown, she was dying. She just had two fucking babies.... I'm pretty sure those are two major reasons to have the will to live. Her life force was drained by Palpatine via dark side alchemy and put into Anakin to keep him alive after his loss on Mustafar. She was a major threat to Palpatine's plans, and Palpatine needed her gone. I also believe that Palpatine used Sith abilities to put those premonitions into Anakin's nightmares. "The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities that some consider to be unnatural"
"I really wish that I had the high ground right about now."
What I find interesting is that Anakin spent as much time in the light as Vader did in the dark. That sounds like balance to me as you cannot be a complete master of the force if you only embrace 1 side of it. Then when becoming one with the force now has true mastery of ALL its aspects.
Anakin was never the chosen one without Vader, he needed to live both lives THEN he would be the chosen one!
@@albino5995 as a big time Anakin/Vader fan I approve of and love this idea. Thank you.
Being a sith is expensive, it can cost you an arm and a leg…
@@the_curtains 😂😂😂😂😂
@@the_curtains lol
Two arms and two legs
@the_curtains feels like this where that phrase came from. . . Nephew stated " ...muia' dep " to the above.
@@the_curtains not only, on starkiller for example they did bad things with Galen Marek
Ik im late but happy birthday my guy keep da videos up💪🏽
One of my favourite tragic figures and one who serves as a powerful warning about egoic control.
“OH GOD OH FUCK IM ON FIRE AND ONLY HAVE ONE LIMB” - Darth Vader probably
😅 love it
Yup 😂
Wasn’t it No limbs ?
“Was this because of my thesis?”
@@KidAndersen Obi-Wan didn't cut off his already prosthetic right arm
I would love a movie or t.v show detailing the first years of Darth Vader.
Vader probably start realizing he did all that shit for nothing 😆🤦🏿
For the nookie*
the fact that Padmé died due to the will to live despite the children always seemed strange, Sidious killing her with Sith magic made more sense. The books say otherwise but still
@@mrbojangles8133 thats a interesting theory that I never thought about. Sidious was definitely strong enough to have more to do with her not making it. Padme had to pass on to complete Anakins full embrace to the dark side. She was the only thing that was still keeping a little light left in him.
love the way you story tell. keep up the good work dude
"Oh God......something smells like feet wrapped in burnt bacon. Oh God......that's me!"
"What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?!" 😂
@@ZombifiedWatermelon Oh jeez, he’s crying.
😂. Hmm how in the hell did Vader/Anakin go the bathroom. Thats got to suck.
This was excellent.
Thank you! 🙏
His wedding tackle was burnt off, hes bound to be pissed
What??? Soo...... Vader
Killed Palpatine for Nothing???? Thanks Disney.......
Happy birthday homie !!
So... Metallica's ""One" with the struggling, regretful shell of Anakin Skywalker.
Vader is the coolest character in Star wars and the world of the universe and is awesome 👍🏾 and Anakin is so cool 😎 and he was a great sith and he is so cool 😎😊❤🎉❤❤🎉
" Wholly shit balls !!! I can't feel my legs and I aint even drunk !!! "
"If only I'd listened to what smarty pants said about the high ground🙄"
The Dark Lord novel by James Lucino is a terrific insight into Vader's psyche and a nice bridge between A New Hope.
Great story, truth be known, Vader's helmet is awesome, storm troopers, palace guards too. Rebels are lame..🤣👍
Disney messed up Star Wars
Best for the year ahead lad. As for Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader , too bad , so sad . Such is life. Make your bed now sleep in it.
I always figured it was something like
🎶Power of 1 is the loniest number that you'll ever do. The power of 2 can be just as bad as the power of 1. It's the Loneliest power since the power of 1.🎶
This is awesome..
“WHAT HAVE I DONE?” over and over and over.
He must have been disappointed that he lost his willie in all of this.
I personally beleve lucas stole the whole balance thing from jim hensons the dark crystal where at the end the light and dark sides come together back into balance,i ultimately think that this is the direction he would have went,obviously disney wont do that
Still love this! 👏
Anakin (to Mace Windu): It's not the Jedi way!
3 minutes later
Anakin (to Darth Sidious): I will do whatever you say.
What if ... Anakin's mother lied about him not having a father?
Unthinkable!
I though it was a video about Reese’s cups until I put on my glasses 😂
It’s weird Star Wars is so technological advanced but cant regrow limbs
The Emperor wanted Vader to suffer, to fuel his hate.
Perhaps they had little to no time for medicine development during endless wars and fights. It was faster to make prostheses for soldiers
They should be able to clone replacement body parts...
I really need to pee. Oh shit I'm wearing a life support suit. Better hold it up till I get back to my tank. 😂😂
Sand is looking pretty good about now, huh Vades...
It would be better if Padme did not fly to Mustafar and did not bring Kenobi, who got into a difficult situation without understanding, without knowing all the facts and circumstances. Having forgotten to take off his Jedi glasses, he did not see what the order had become, having departed from the path of the peacekeepers. Anakin was right in his own way, seeing how rotten the order was and how imperfect the corrupt power of the Senate was. And the order did what the republic wanted and did not help ordinary people, did not see what was happening around, including. Not only on the lower levels of Coruscant, and the same Tatooine is an example of this, among others. Kenobi and Yoda pancake "teachers of the year". They would have sent Anakin to a psychologist on time, since they themselves only aggravated his morale. And Qui-Gon's ghost could have trained harder to be with Anakin during this difficult time and guide him on the right path. Becoming the one Anakin needed: a father, a mentor, an interlocutor who would listen, understand, help figure everything out and not make such mistakes of youth.
@@kseniaboytseva4714 it would be better if this then that. Hypotheticals are absurd to ponder when it comes to the choices others may or may not make. Doom would follow Vader no matter what happened.
@@Justicebeservedone She could have changed if Qui-Gon had won the duel of fates and raised Anakin to be a Jedi. At the same time, exposing Palpatine's machinations earlier. Since the Sith would have been prevented from realizing his plans. It is a pity that the Jedi Order has not seen what it has become and has not changed before.
@@kseniaboytseva4714 it’s Jedi training not figure skating. Navy seal training weeds out 80% of applicants that qualify for training. Not everyone can qualify for BUDS training and once qualified they gotta make it through uninjured and without quitting. Trust fund babies and spoiled brats complaining about how awful their childhood was don’t become or even try to be special forces. You make it or get broken physically or mentally to quit. Thats it. No excuses. You choose to defend the United States against ALL enemies foreign or domestic. Anakin was a defector to a communist totalitarian regime…in short he went from a Republican to a democrat.
@@Justicebeservedone At the top, everything was decided for him. We have God or fate, but in the world of star wars there is Force (she had her own plan for the chosen one, which she adhered to despite the presence of those who wanted to interfere with him). Perhaps the prophecy would have been fulfilled differently if Qui-Gon had won the Duel of Fates, and raised Anakin to be a Jedi. And the guy didn't fall under the bad influence of Palpatine. There were two outcomes of events - light and dark. And as a result, there was a dark one, where Anakin spoiled everything and mixed it up by becoming a student of an inexperienced teacher Kenobi. But still fulfilled the prophecy, which was interpreted in different ways. Not realizing that it is necessary to destroy both factions, since because of their wars, an imbalance has begun in the universe. Here, the adult, knowledgeable generation did not keep track of a 22-year-old boy who did things for youth, inexperience, love, naivety. It was necessary to bring up normally. But as Lucas showed us, the Jedi were terrible educators and psychologists. And Yoda realized too late that the order had ruined itself. And it was too late for the green sage to realize the mistake - that he did not help Skywalker the elder in time. So did Obi-Wan.
His first thought was obviously…
“Master, was I being a bit of a drama queen when I yelled “nooooooo…” ?
I love the background music you use anyone know the name?
bro you literally play the same video twice
Whoops. Editing mistake
@@RetneysHolocron thought i was goin insane, nice job otherwise. is there a continuation of when palp leaves vader back on mustafar with no legs? left us at a cliff hanger
RIP James Earl Jones😢
"Bactine should do it."-Deadpool
"Ouch ouch ouch ouchie"
Happy birthday
Remember that these are movies for little kids!
First thought would be to get the high ground next time
The whole situation about Sith Lords and Jedi Order being opposite sides of same coin. Why had they split into two different entities in first place? The nature balance of Force was both sides needed work together.
Thank god george rr wasnt writing it.
Who was he?
Did Vader kill Padma or did palpatine reach out through the force and kill her
He didn’t kill Padme by choking her.
I find your lack of limbs disturbing
Ow ow ow
Lets listen
Darth Vader's story sounds similar to Lucifer from the bible and how he eventually became Satan. Not in a judgemental way but I want to understand both sides of the story. We may never hear Lucifer's side but Darth Vader gives us a glimpse of Lucifer's intentions.
8 minutes in and there's already been like 4 minutes of repeating the same thing. Why
The prophecy didn't say Jedi, Sith, or any other force sensitive being for all we know the the chosen one could've been a droid.
The force only could be controlled through living beings since only living beings had medicorin cells in their bodies. Even though Vader, General Grievous and several other high level Sith Lords were partly mechanical they were still living beings.
Do you think palps would get Vader anything for his birthday? Or if palpy even knew when anakins birthday was? I feel like he would just pout in his room , changing out his colostomy bags. Or did they go out to the club together?
Chat gpt script
He didn’t kill Padme
@@chrisstormvox He believed he did!
@@chrisstormvox she died of a broken heart pretty much. And he broke her heart… soooo…
Kind of incongruous that a strong force user got tricked like an 8 year old. Stupid movie. Lucas wrote himself into a corner. Poorly.
Anakin DID NOT cause Padme’s death
He choked her into unconsciousness and his turn made her lose the will to live. In the lore, he accepted that he killed her
@RetneysHolocron LMAO she did not lose the will to live. That's a total fucking myth. She just gave birth to two fucking kids. There's her will to live. She was killed by Palpatine via dark side alchemy. She was a threat to his plans. He only needed her alive for the moment to sway Anakin.
She died of a broken heart... Both are right
@@bad_alien347 No she fucking didn't 😂😂😂😂😂
@RetneysHolocron The medical droids literally said that she's completely healthy, and for reasons unknown, she was dying. She just had two fucking babies.... I'm pretty sure those are two major reasons to have the will to live. Her life force was drained by Palpatine via dark side alchemy and put into Anakin to keep him alive after his loss on Mustafar. She was a major threat to Palpatine's plans, and Palpatine needed her gone. I also believe that Palpatine used Sith abilities to put those premonitions into Anakin's nightmares. "The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities that some consider to be unnatural"