Poker Night at the inventory Quotes - 03

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  • @Shippiddge
    @Shippiddge 14 років тому +74

    XD
    "The first twenty minutes of Rocky IV"

  • @MenderSlen579
    @MenderSlen579 10 років тому +175

    3:50 proof that respawning in tf2 is cannon

    • @MenderSlen579
      @MenderSlen579 10 років тому +23

      heavy thinks its a dream but really hes respawning

    • @cord2706
      @cord2706 6 років тому +5

      None of this is canon

    • @samuraijackoff5354
      @samuraijackoff5354 4 роки тому +4

      Respawn is still canon

  • @HyperTailsX
    @HyperTailsX 13 років тому +77

    I like how even Max, how maims people for a living had a shocked expression at heavy's story.

  • @magoichi75
    @magoichi75 7 років тому +130

    Let be honest, heavy weapons guy would make the best grandfather ever.

  • @grah1512
    @grah1512 9 років тому +96

    Note that heavy said when he dreams that he dies then wakes up and realizes it's just a dream,but what really happening is that he really got killed, then respawned in resupply

    • @gagefarris
      @gagefarris 8 років тому +4

      ... I keep my eyes on you

  • @voobooguru3046
    @voobooguru3046 9 років тому +156

    This makes me want to have a TellTale game centered around TF2

    • @PotatNetflix
      @PotatNetflix 7 років тому +13

      If only half of the voice actors didn't lose their character voices or weren't missing entirely (spy/pyro)

    • @p.e.miranda2038
      @p.e.miranda2038 6 років тому

      Watulio What?

    • @indg0205
      @indg0205 4 роки тому

      @@PotatNetflix
      The guy who voiced the most sneaky character... Went missing.
      Huh.

    • @zetaabsbs2329
      @zetaabsbs2329 3 роки тому +3

      @@indg0205 well im late but... not anymore atleast

    • @SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677
      @SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677 2 роки тому +3

      We lost Rick May tragically so I doubt a Telltale game for tf2 is possible.

  • @Truescreen
    @Truescreen 9 років тому +99

    "That is some f***** up s*** man!" -Strong man's reaction to the heavy's story of torturing an engineer

    • @Xetsubo
      @Xetsubo 9 років тому +2

      Jan Hess Strong Bad*

    • @Truescreen
      @Truescreen 9 років тому +1

      Uncommon Sense my bad

    • @Xetsubo
      @Xetsubo 9 років тому +2

      Jan Hess It's fine, I'm quite a fan of the Homestar Runner series is all :)

    • @PsychoJosh
      @PsychoJosh 7 років тому +6

      He actually literally says "bleeped up bleep" in the voice file.

    • @megameerkat2634
      @megameerkat2634 4 роки тому +2

      You should see Max's face at that.

  • @kitketsilorenamurarisiroma1411
    @kitketsilorenamurarisiroma1411 8 років тому +58

    0:33 That's what you get for being a gibus engie and building in intel room

    • @lolscorpion103
      @lolscorpion103 4 роки тому +5

      that's pretty harsh, gibus are pretty cool and I Don't see the problem in attempting to protect the intell

    • @FigureGunplaFan
      @FigureGunplaFan 2 роки тому +1

      @@lolscorpion103
      Nah, it's just the Gibus players being a general acceptable target for the entire TF2 community.

    • @aheghaugheggeyahg
      @aheghaugheggeyahg 2 роки тому

      ...I will keep that in mind

  • @GrimSparky
    @GrimSparky 11 років тому +41

    Heavy's story reactions:
    Max and Tycho D:
    Strongbad: That's just f*cked up

  • @SubbyP
    @SubbyP 13 років тому +15

    "She's cute, glasses..."
    "Glasses??"
    "No, Heavy! She's not for you!"
    "But I love the glasses!"

  • @SpitshineSneakers
    @SpitshineSneakers 14 років тому +18

    "First Twenty Minutes of Rocky 4"
    Oh God, i cracked up at that line.

  • @zhazha23
    @zhazha23 14 років тому +14

    1:17 Bravo, Heavy. You've managed to make even Max speechless with your story.

  • @forwantofapage6059
    @forwantofapage6059 10 років тому +29

    4:04 That moment when you know what's really going on because this real guy, sitting just next to you, chatting casually and playing poker is also a character in a game you play, and it hits you like a pile of wet, rubber-coated bricks...

    • @rancorious247
      @rancorious247 4 роки тому +2

      Damn. I can't even tell what wall is being broken anymore.

    • @forwantofapage6059
      @forwantofapage6059 4 роки тому +2

      Pretty sure tycho plays tf2. He even mentions it being on steam for three years.

  • @SonicGamer-HeavyMain
    @SonicGamer-HeavyMain 10 років тому +56

    I didn't know Heavy can be THAT cruel. Dang! That is some screwed up crap!

    • @pompommerman9830
      @pompommerman9830 10 років тому +20

      Well hanging with the Medic too much does things to you

    • @redmedic7701
      @redmedic7701 10 років тому +14

      Emily Eylem Erdogan Vhat are you saying? I'm turning him insane?

    • @forwantofapage6059
      @forwantofapage6059 10 років тому +9

      RED Medic Yes.

    • @s942
      @s942 4 роки тому +8

      RED Medic yes.

    • @rancorious247
      @rancorious247 4 роки тому +5

      Engineer DID kill his entire team though...

  • @thomasdandy2700
    @thomasdandy2700 10 років тому +20

    THAT TYCHO IS A SPY

  • @54lolman
    @54lolman 9 років тому +17

    that pure silence holy crap I can barley breathe it's so funny

  • @CrispyToast
    @CrispyToast 14 років тому +13

    Nintendo references for the win. :3

  • @bluemario610
    @bluemario610 11 років тому +14

    7:44 THESE ARE MY HANDS!

  • @bestevie311
    @bestevie311 4 роки тому +6

    "No, she's not on the red team heavy"
    but
    he's not the blu heavy

  • @AusMarkus
    @AusMarkus 13 років тому +17

    Strong Bad: "It's okay to be jealous of my style."
    Tycho: "I'll keep that in mind."
    Anyone else hear a stealth insult here?

  • @TPrower
    @TPrower 14 років тому +5

    You know you're sadistic when even Max is shocked by your violent story. XD

  • @carnifexdemon
    @carnifexdemon 11 років тому +19

    THESE ARE MY HANDS!!

  • @TARINunit9
    @TARINunit9 8 років тому +4

    6:15
    I would not be surprised if the Compe was literally made of bells and whistles

  • @ja2ke
    @ja2ke 14 років тому +1

    @Nintendonut1 He just says "Bleep," actually.

  • @TheBlachHoleBath
    @TheBlachHoleBath 5 років тому +2

    Max's face at 1:22 killed me.

  • @FlareShift
    @FlareShift 14 років тому +3

    i love tycho's little "no" headshake after heavy's story

  • @FloofPuppy
    @FloofPuppy 3 роки тому +1

    What I find hilarious is after Heavy's story of torturing the Engie, Strongbad's swear words are censored, while Tycho has the option of un-censoring his dialogue.

  • @inamerica55585
    @inamerica55585 14 років тому +1

    Wait, how does strong bad know about the Fists of Knuckles series? I thought he couldn't get in cause it was RRR-rated!

  • @DracoMaverick
    @DracoMaverick 12 років тому +1

    first time i hear Strong Bad swear

  • @Sytheking
    @Sytheking 13 років тому +1

    You have stunned MAX into silence. MAX.
    That's a clue that you need to stop, mr. Heavy.

  • @iToxicMochi
    @iToxicMochi 14 років тому +1

    Strong Bad: I guess that's a good hand. Like a baby hand. You got baby hands.
    Heavy: Hahahaha! Baby Hand!
    :3

  • @GamiCross
    @GamiCross  14 років тому +1

    @nachoguy5
    because he actually says 'bleep' and 'bleeped' when he curses

  • @nou7703
    @nou7703 12 років тому +6

    I laughed my ass off at the engie story

  • @greed0599
    @greed0599 10 років тому +3

    I love how the background music is music from the different games

  • @SaikoX95
    @SaikoX95 12 років тому +1

    And there goes the 4th wall

  • @leeshajoi
    @leeshajoi 14 років тому +2

    1:17 - When your story is gruesome enough to freak *Max* out, it's time to dial it back a bit.

  • @PShew
    @PShew 14 років тому +2

    Strongbad breakin' the silence! Oh ya!

  • @TheSora377
    @TheSora377 13 років тому +1

    Heavy: We either had to box or herd goats. I am not good with goats =C
    Strong Bad: Too much information man,you're too much information man

  • @diabirde
    @diabirde 14 років тому +1

    Who ever the came up with that story about the heavy and engineer...
    deserves to be internet GOD.

  • @isaiahp.4609
    @isaiahp.4609 4 роки тому +1

    4:01 *insert Heavy Is Dead*

  • @StreetTaco
    @StreetTaco 7 років тому +4

    You would think Max would also find Heavy's story funny as well

  • @nuhuthur
    @nuhuthur 14 років тому +1

    That's some bleeped up, bleeped man!

  • @NiklasHjelmSmith
    @NiklasHjelmSmith 13 років тому +2

    I love how at 1:28 Tycho references the TF2 to the Heavy, who's oblivious.

  • @TheGunboat
    @TheGunboat 14 років тому +1

    HAHAHA! BABY HAND!

  • @demonickillerhd8132
    @demonickillerhd8132 4 роки тому +2

    1:17 "That is some f***** up s*** man" 😂

  • @JPman299
    @JPman299 12 років тому +1

    Heavy: Strong and bad, how is boxing career?
    Strong Bad: THESE ARE MY HANDS!!!
    lol

  • @GravityTrash
    @GravityTrash 14 років тому

    1:24 - 1:26 I thought only Tycho said "Bad" words. Like f*ck or Sh*t but apparently Strong bad curses as well. 0_0

  • @Oremir
    @Oremir 14 років тому +1

    Poor heavy, doesnt realise those "dreams" are actuall deaths ... well i suppose its for the best.

  • @CheckABookout
    @CheckABookout 12 років тому +1

    Heavy: Strong and Bad, how is boxing carrier?
    Strong Bad: THESE ARE MY HANDS!!!!!

  • @Chayraz2
    @Chayraz2 13 років тому +1

    3:48
    ever wonder what the TF2 guys experiance during the death and respawn process?

  • @Muirselgas
    @Muirselgas 13 років тому +1

    HAHAHAHA!! BABY HAND!!!

  • @Edfan10
    @Edfan10 13 років тому +1

    Heavy = "Too much information" man
    Strong Bad = "Got the best cards" man

  • @burntbowser
    @burntbowser 14 років тому +1

    someone needs to make a gmod video of heavy's engineer story, with voice over by heavy.

  • @HARVESTERFTW
    @HARVESTERFTW 14 років тому +2

    If your story creeps Max out, you know it's f----- up.

  • @JacobSteakfries
    @JacobSteakfries 13 років тому

    @viliussmproductions
    It was a Quake Mod before it was an actual game, so it took a while to get it's own file.

  • @Dill_Pickle1997
    @Dill_Pickle1997 10 років тому +15

    Heavy: I am not good with goats
    Me: well you probably don't want to buy goat simulator

  • @skyrunner14
    @skyrunner14 13 років тому +1

    I like how Heavy's quote at the beginning of this video even has Max with a face like "Dude, that's gruesome even for me." Man! XD

  • @DaxterD1
    @DaxterD1 14 років тому +1

    I like making Strong Bad repeat "Hey dork. Hey dork. Hey dork." XD

  • @Oremir
    @Oremir 14 років тому

    @JPman299 They're not censoring it though, if you turn off strong language in the Menu you can hear Tycho say "shit" and "fuck" without bleeping yet Strong Bad still bleeps, so he's literally just bleeping.

  • @BrawlFan1
    @BrawlFan1 14 років тому

    3:34 2 hours later, Heavy and Brenna got busy making more tiny heavys.

  • @ThatHomestar
    @ThatHomestar 14 років тому

    @JPman299 Nah, The Brothers Chap probably put those in, since Strong Bad can be seen as an age-appropriate character

  • @CooperGal24
    @CooperGal24 11 років тому +2

    ...Man...! Heavy's story about his brutal battle with the spy's SOO messed up, even Max's weirded out! And HE'S the kind who like a good fight!!

  • @fretless58
    @fretless58 14 років тому +1

    2:13 It's the amazing floating Strong Bad!

  • @TheUltimateEbil
    @TheUltimateEbil 14 років тому +1

    THEESE ARE MY HAANDS!

  • @DaxterD1
    @DaxterD1 12 років тому +1

    THESE ARE MY HANDS

  • @MrFood239
    @MrFood239 12 років тому +1

    HAHHAHAHA...BABY HAND! - Loool xD

  • @perbrandt8772
    @perbrandt8772 9 років тому +2

    3:24 voice reminds me of Shrek

  • @AtomicFlare64
    @AtomicFlare64 14 років тому

    when the heavy was telling the engie story was it me or was the "more gun" song playing in the background?

  • @GMODTF24EVER
    @GMODTF24EVER 14 років тому

    Heavy doesn't even understand that he's not dreaming, but he respawned after being killed.

  • @TotallyNotASpy1
    @TotallyNotASpy1 14 років тому +1

    "this is ridiculous! nobody can kill heavy weapons guy!"
    -the heavy, while in every meet the... video there is always a heavy getting killed, but still he's my fav character

  • @GameAceTaylor
    @GameAceTaylor 14 років тому

    @Foxtrot200
    I don't think his voice actor is too into swearing heavier than "crap."
    Other than that, since the subtitle actually says "bleep" when he bleeps, it adds some comedic value to it.

  • @Snowfox572
    @Snowfox572 12 років тому +1

    1:22 A-*Beep*ing-greed strong bad.

  • @TheNorthlander
    @TheNorthlander 14 років тому +1

    THESE ARE MY HAAAAANDS!!
    XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @SamanthaPortUkulele
    @SamanthaPortUkulele 14 років тому +1

    THESE! ARE! MY! HAAAAAAAAAANDS!

  • @AnneIllustrating
    @AnneIllustrating 13 років тому +1

    Wow, that was so messed up that he made Strong Bad swear! Never thought I'd see the day.

  • @MrDoyoureallycare
    @MrDoyoureallycare 12 років тому

    Did anyone else happen to notice that "More Gun" was playing in the background as the Heavy told his Engineer story?

  • @asdfghjklqtdydrtikug
    @asdfghjklqtdydrtikug 12 років тому +2

    "ET SOUND LIKE WOLODLOLDOLDODOOLLDODLDODL"

  • @PieSpie
    @PieSpie 12 років тому

    Table next to that one: RED Medic, Richtofen, G-man and Louis.

  • @KillerOrca
    @KillerOrca 14 років тому

    @slimjimwt
    It's slang for "Russian". Ivan roughtly translates into "John" in english.

  • @Almanich94
    @Almanich94 14 років тому +1

    When max is speechless, you know you won

  • @DaftPunkIsDaFunk
    @DaftPunkIsDaFunk 12 років тому +1

    I'm supposed to tell you that was a great hand, but all I wanna do is this!
    *pfft*pfft*pff*...

  • @woskis9161
    @woskis9161 12 років тому +1

    omg, now I know how they can respawn, they think its a dream

  • @anonimystro12345
    @anonimystro12345 14 років тому

    @AtomicFlare64 Yes, it is the Jazz remake of the song.

  • @ZeroSupport1
    @ZeroSupport1 12 років тому +2

    I cracked up during Heavy's story and the reaction of the others afterwards.

  • @DragonReploidZero2
    @DragonReploidZero2 14 років тому +1

    "I'm supposed to tell you that is a great hand but all I wanna do is this! *armpit farts*"

  • @Peachrocks5
    @Peachrocks5 14 років тому

    @Seldanas
    He voices the Demoman as well. Still he did really well in this. I'm amazed that they didn't introduce Heavy domination lines when they gave the Demoman his...
    I know someone who has a really good Heavy voice though. It's pretty good...

  • @AzyPProductions
    @AzyPProductions 14 років тому +1

    0:00 - 1:27 LOL xD

  • @pikabluebear9941
    @pikabluebear9941 6 років тому +1

    When Heavy told everyone his Engineer story, They look like they were scarred for life, especially Max!

    • @ismaelvalle4372
      @ismaelvalle4372 5 років тому

      No I think max is like “damn, He took my idea”

    • @guythatdosethingssometimes2651
      @guythatdosethingssometimes2651 5 років тому

      Honestly it isnt too out of character for max to do what heavy did
      dont know why he seemed disturbed by it

  • @LordTyph
    @LordTyph 3 роки тому

    When Max is horrified by what you have talked about, the correct answer is 'keep going', the correct answer is 'I'm a bleeping monster'.

  • @PenisCupcake
    @PenisCupcake 14 років тому

    @slimjimwt it's a reference to his poker tactics, not his name.

  • @ComradeSouth
    @ComradeSouth 13 років тому

    this video repeated a part again from part 1 or part 2

  • @garysnail123
    @garysnail123 14 років тому

    @Danthepest1 I can see where you're coming from. Pretty much everything he says usually relates back to TF2, killing people, Sasha, Sandvich, etc.

  • @marcameedi
    @marcameedi 14 років тому +1

    "I hear no cars"

  • @primeEmu16
    @primeEmu16 14 років тому

    @nachoguy5 because nobody has ever heard him curse before. Maybe he wants to preserve his status.

  • @AwkwardSeal
    @AwkwardSeal 14 років тому +1

    The Heavy is crazy as hell!!

  • @NodDisciple1
    @NodDisciple1 14 років тому +1

    LOL, "First twenty minutes of Rocky IV!" XD Woo Drago! XD

  • @qwertycat32
    @qwertycat32 14 років тому

    @TARINunit9 hes not from a video game, hes a character from Penny Arcade, an online comic strip.

  • @ColinMedia
    @ColinMedia 13 років тому

    @Croreloth
    I doubt the Pyro would be good for poker-time conversation...

  • @bumblingberry
    @bumblingberry 13 років тому +1

    "First twenty minutes of rocky 4" Rofl

  • @Chenginerd
    @Chenginerd 14 років тому

    @PirateNaziZombie Tycho says "You don't have to kill her!" As I told Cornspenser. Tycho made a mistake, as Heavy's on the RED team. It'd be friendly fire.