3ds quality guilty gear shenanigans 2
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- Опубліковано 10 лют 2025
- "i may apologize, but that doesn't mean i'm sorry"
i couldn't think of a better title, i guess you could call this a 1k sub special?
back to guilty gear "ggst" strive, consuming more glue than ever before
i feel like ever since i started recording our sessions i've started playing so much "funnier" that i'm not even sure if i can fully call it a degradation because i'm not trying to play the video game 90% of the time anymore i'm just going for funny or cool stuff now it's like strive has become an art form to me-
"THIS IS PERFORMANCE ART do you guys understand? this is a LIVING PAINTING that you're seeing; michaelangelo, leonardo, davinci, they're all dead. I REMAIN. YOU UNDERSTAND? *I REMAIN. AS A PERFORMANCE ARTIST.*"
-Jerma985
ahem - potemkin is really funny, i will never play him seriously because kbmf combos scare me but the sheer joy of landing pot buster will never get old to me it's so ridiculously high damage in this game that it just feels like the fear factor is actually real and not just "oh boy can't wait to get grabbed 6 times and lose" this is "oh i got grabbed- oh i'm dead" and i love it
this video was supposed to just be like 25 minutes or so - and then we played another session, and as i was clipping i realised we were being too funny and so i thought to myself "it'd just be like 10 more minutes it's fine" HAHAHAHAHAH what a fool i was...
jokes aside this video may have taken everything from me but it was so damn fun to make the entire way through (bar captioning, i hate subtitles) that i'm not even that mad that it failed to render like twice and i had to watch my laptop like a hawk the entire time to make sure nothing went wrong i felt like the protagonist of a fnaf game bro started at 12am watchin a damn screen waiting for a bsod jumpscare until 6am (i wish i was joking)
also there is a LOT more funny footage that went unused because THIS VIDEO IS 43 MINUTES LONG so there may be a follow-up and it may not be as... ambitious HAHAHAH OK SO SKYE MADE A VIDEO USING THE FOOTAGE THAT I WAS GONNA USE ANYWAYS SO I CAN BE LAZY HERE'S THE LINK GOGOGOGO
• guilty gear strive but...
oh and thanks for all the support i guess idk i'm bad at this shut up
i used this mod for the potato stage backgrounds
gamebanana.com...
should i even link other social media at the bottom of this are you reading this is anybody reading this does this matter anymore even i don't read descriptions anymore does anyone on this earth still read this shit i'm calling out into the void if you read the description comment "salad please stop uploading videos you loud obnoxious carried mf" and if anybody questions you then you KNOW they didn't read the description shaking my smh head
yeah hope y'all enjoy the video i'm going to hibernate after this goes up zzzZZZ
Father has given me 1 Chipp
It wasn't Zanuff
can i unread a comment
Immediately, first thing of the video, proof that truly
Pot chipp is a 10-10
they call it a 10-10 matchup but it's truly a 10/10 experience
43 minutes?!?! sir you are far too generous
is it generosity or insanity at this point man
@@saladmixx Right, mb. 43 minutes?!?! sir you are far too inane
"3ds quality" nahh this is a preview for Guilty Gear Strive on the Nintendo Switch
I AM SO MAD THAT I DIDN'T THINK OF THIS FOR THE TITLEEE
Ngl I think the switch port looks actually really good
27 Bandit Bringers, 6 whiffed, 8 hit, 10 blocked, and 3 had some sick movement so I counted em separately.
2:27 :)
YOU GOT THE FUCKING STATISTICS TOO YOU MADLAD
I knew as soon as I saw that caption I would be able to scroll down and find a detailed count in at least three comments, bravo 👏
you.
took my job.
I like when video subtitles are done this way.
[ 7:39 ] Here, the lead up sentence appears all at once until the punchline, then it appears per word as the rancid punchline is said.
[ 13:07 ] Here, the statement sits on screen for longer than any other subtitles, slowly fading away. It gives you a minute to soak in the stoopid.
I like little touches like this! Way to go.
omg someone noticed the actual thought i put into these subtitles 😭FR THO subtle stuff like this is why it takes me so long to caption these vids HAHAHAH always worth it tho
I just saw the post saying "in approximately 17 hours" checked the time "16 hours ago" and then this drops!!
i DID say approximately HAHAHAH
three (3) fish swim in peace
two (2) crows caw maliciously
one (1) ripple remains
IS THIS A REQUEST OR A THREAT
"I'm the video game boy I'm the one who wins" might be one of the best lines from this video duw to the reactions from it
it was like 4am for me they were not havin my bullshit LOL
Isn't that a Game Grumps quote?
@@8bitbreadbox oh it is, i recited the incredible quote it in this video and everybody except skye was confused LOL
@@saladmixx I heard you try to chant the words of power in the latest video but were quickly sut down loool
This is how Guilty Gear is meant to be played
JUST AS DAISUKE INTENDED GOD BLESS
15:17 THE FUCKING TRANSITION MY GOD
:)
I didn't even notice it till the third watch
Damn thats good
i shall feast on this crunchy 43 minute video of your’s sir, thank you
feast well, for i will be in a coma next week
Small note but I love the differing fonts for desperate and normal voices, it makes it come out so well
The Noise theme at around 32:00 legitimately captures the energy of this fight so well oh my god
this editing is so good wtf
the way i edit is very simple - if it makes me laugh, it's good LOL
@@saladmixx keep that, its so good
don't do it for the content, do it for the funy
EVEN MORE PSVITA STRIVE GAMEPLAY? You are spoiling us
the young must eat. i must provide.
24:47 "There's joy to be found in playing your best and there's joy to be found in spamming DP" not even 5 seconds before throwing out two SVVs in a blockstring god i love sol badguy
i found my one way...
Advancing special? Kick start my heart/Rolling movement.
Fireball? Stop and dash.
DP? Starship
Conclusion? Bridget is a shoto
:)
the worst part is that i can't deny it she can be seen as a really unorthodox shoto 😭
physically cannot stop myself laughing at these so i think you’ve done a great job eheheheh
The amazing ability of fighting games to be the very funniest social game somehow
Wonderfully funny guilty gear nonsense. Keep being silly my guy
silly is my default, unfortunately :)
The omega strikers emotes will never get old, I love them so much.
i miss my pummelers, dubu. i miss them a lot.
man i love content
i sure love content
this video is as long as my Omega Strikers queue
lo-fi salad beats to queue omega strikers at late night to
the reason you're called salad is because you're washed and cooked at the same time. you can't fool us
SHIT they're onto me
these people are not real, this video is not real, i'm going back to my padded cell
the accident was 5 years ago, wake up...
When I first saw this video the 45 mins was an absolute threat and so I hid for a few weeks
AIN'T NO WAY YOU WERE AFRAID OF CONTENT💀
@@saladmixx LOOK WHEN I FIRST SAW THAT VIDEO TIME LENGTH IT WAS LIKE
15:19 best transition ever
ate a really good turkey sandwich during this
can i have some
Finally we get to see Lythero play guilty gear
i'll take that as a compliment, i suppose LOL
@@saladmixx it is, the shenanigans are so good
This channel completed the overwatch diversity circle AND they have the power of Yuri? Subscribed.
unfortunately we haven't quite completed the diversity chart we're just asians and white people 😔
15:38 I feel the need to point out that you somehow got meter from landing Pot Buster, despite not landing Pot Buster
you actually get the meter like a frame or two before the bust actually does damage so if you already have the tension you can prc right before the damage comes out
yes i only know this because i'm a toxic pot player who does shit like this regularly
the ground-based footsies that guilty gear is known for
i am footsies incarnate that's why i'm allowed to ignore it's existence
1 bustah, and his spine is clean in half
I haven't finished watching the video yet but another RRC Combo Route out of Buster is 5D(hold) 2S 2H 236D(Hold) 2S 2H 623H or HPB (not trying to be a know it all or seem condescending, I just see you playing more pot and it makes me very happy and my autism go bananas when I see pot)
I CAN CHARGED WILD ASSAULT AFTER BUSTER???
@@saladmixx Charged WWA knocks up and allows for combo continuation, up your pot combo conversion game NOW. I will KEEP commenting as you play more Pot and get better, god bless
THANK YOU! i very much needed this, for I am having a bad day :,( this is saving me rn
i hope i made you laugh! :)
Love your videos, they're always so hilarious xD
Genuinely I have yet to see someone who uses sound effects this well
nahhhh there has to be SOMEONE ELSE surely HAHAHAHAH
We've arrived.
gwain saga deva spotted in the wild
"THAT WAS DUSTLOOPS" (name drop)
this truly was a dustloop wiki...
You spoil us, my good man. This is so good
i try my best 👍
Next time please don't tease us a new video drop 17h before, I had to stay awake when I should be sleeping to see this.
And I don't regret it at all, absolute banger
i'm terribly sorry but i'mma be so real with you chief you did that to yourself HAHAHAH THANK YOU FOR WAITING LMAO
Excited for the xrd video
it'll happen eventually i just need to pester jay when it goes on sale :)
Loved this, I've forgotten ¾ of it already
How to do a dust loop, the movie
the only dustloops i hit in this entire video were in training mode i'm crying bro
Another PEAK, generous 43 minutes, upload. Also, 3:55 h o w 😭
unstoppable force (affectionate) vs unstoppable force (derogatory)
Now this is fine dining
we need to get your taste buds checked.
14 bandit bringers
Already a banger
As a MH fan I am eating on this installment of 3DS Guilty Gear gameplay
i feel like there's always a monhun reference somewhere in my videos LOL can't blame a man for loving his monster hunts 😔
Finally the sequel to : I said the truth on the internet, I LIED on the internet
i would never tell the truth on the internet, i lie as easily as i breathe
7:54 I'm scared to find out but I'm also HEAVILY intrigued
YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW MAN TRUST ME
All that it is is controller rumble, but with levels of intesity and support for vibrators. You can’t play ultrakill with your ass unfortunately 😔
Trust me: YOU'RE NEVER SAFE FROM NAGO. If you are, you won't be for long.
they call him the inevitable one for good reason
ABSOLUTE CINEMA
the rajang turf war got me, so true
monke
the fucking cell coming out of nowhere
it was too *perfect* for me to not add it
43 minutes of 3DS goodness? My lord, how generous you are!
Also VaSolstrax will never not be funny lmao.
On top of that I have to say moving the captions to the Zansei Rouga counter was a stroke of genius, I'm dying
everyone sayin it's generous i swear it's just mental illness on my part LOL
@@saladmixx Oh well, I ain't complaining at all. Keep up the great work.
Would you consider playing Lethal League Blaze for another video, I think it'd be fun
@@Draconis_Eltanin it's on my radar for sure, but don't expect anything anytime soon LOL
@@saladmixx Hell yeah!
The only thing I demand is a bit of tomfoolery with a side of mischief :P
Jokes aside, I hope you'll continue making videos and enjoy it ;)
Father we are hungry.
I CAME BACK WITH THE MILK IS THIS NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED
@@saladmixx FEED US
i never wanted to be a father.
@@saladmixx well you are now, feed us already father we grow impatient.
This is Byte Breakers in 2026
ody please release byte breakers so i can make a terrible video out of it
Peak "Stand Unrivaled" use.
music syncs are so much fun to do i can't just NOT do it LOL
Zansei Rouga my beloved
as someone who now has to play on their laptop at college this video quality looks normal to me
potatoes strong together.
This is in an after exam blessing
hope your exam went well! 👍
@@saladmixx THANK YOUU
watching in 144 for authentic experience
Can confirm. it was a banger.
thank you, can you sign here to confirm the banger status, please
@@saladmixx will this include the 3 numbers on the back plus the expiration date?
@@ginotopiary7324 maybe, do you think it should? that sounds pretty important
@@saladmixx Fair point, perhaps I should speak with the council on this matter.
@@saladmixx They said to leo j.p wallbreak.
Salad I am here to deeply apologize this video was 5 hours ago and only now did I wake up to see it I am so disappointed in my actions.
scorpz i am here to apologize your comment was 8 hours ago and i woke up 10 minutes ago
but just because i apologized doesn't mean i'm sorry :)
I know for a fact that if you were to do this again, you'd either make a 2 hour marathon or a collection of 10 minute episodes called "Virtual Boy GGST shenanigans" where you just color correct everything to red and black
don't go givin me ideas now.
@@saladmixx Go ahead, but if you do Virtual boy strive then you gotta make the videos shorter than normal otherwise it's gonna make a lotta people sick
5 braincells?
there's 3, actually,
that's generous given our behaviour HAHAHAH
the god has posted
WHO WHERE WHAT WHY
43 minutes of low-high quality fighting game clips to eat 5 bowls of salad to (Great Vegetables.)
damn, 5 BOWLS? that's a lot of salads to kill...
40:43 that wouldve been a funny burst grab in xrd XD
YEAH DEFINITELY INTENTIONAL DEFINITELY XRD MUSCLE MEMORY MHM I DID *NOT* FUMBLE THE BAG NO SIREE
video saving me from the most boring day of my life
i hope i made your day a little more fun :)
I did it Salad. I counted the Bandit Bringers. 25. Bandit Bringer Counter next time
i am NOT making a goddamn BANDIT BRINGER COUNTER I USE THAT MOVE TOO MUCH *I WOULD ACTUALLY PASS AWAY*
nice pfp and emotes, wish omega strikers didn’t die off so quick (dubu main) 😔😔😔
i miss my scuffed air hockey moba😔
Wonderful.
43 minutes? Gahd DAYUM
i went insane making this video. they put me in the room.
@@saladmixx what room? you're imagining things again
Guilty gear on the switch
33:45 I found out about that clip earlier today because I stared watching the grumps again lol
Danm Salads brain might need rollback cause its looking like Nintendo Switch Online
i'm SO mad i didn't think of "nintendo switch quality" for the title FUCK
Perfect Cell mentioned????
p is for priceless, the look upon your faces...
@saladmixx E is for Extinction, all your puny races...
finally some good fucking combos
you can't just say this in the video where i drop like 3 dustloops this is salt on the wound
Guilty gear has no shoto. Every character is a gorilla.
(Unless they're bullshit blazing)
artificial shoto flavouring can save the gorillas
Only one X and is located at 34:35
I rate this video 6/10 because I can relate with the ass quality
I demand a duel over the lack of X in which I will get severely humbled.
1V1 AHTEN CITY X ONLY
@@saladmixx ight bet, I need a sequel to my video where I did already anyway.
prepare to win cause im about to humble myself.
I WANNA FIGHT YOU GUYS YOU GUYS LOOK SO MUCH FUN TO PLAY WITH 😭
maybe one day.
@@saladmixx our faithful duel will commence in our nearby future..
we need more faust
on it boss
Damn i didn't know you could cook a salad (also indie game music is based af) :3
i asked the same question once and a friend responded "ever heard of soup?" i am forever haunted by that interaction
Get outta the kitchen I REPEAT GET OUTTA THE KITCHEN
genuine question is the 240p an artistic choice xd
no unfortunately, it's a very convenient gimmick but this is legitimately just how i play the game LOL
14:13 I'm not able to play Guilty Gear so I've been watching gameplay of it for at least a year.
I have NEVER seen this move before. What the hell??
the most satisfying universal air throw in the game that's what it is HAHAHAH
peak
also to the friend in the video who has the kronii pfp: I know what you are.
I KNOW WHO I AM THE MOONLIT LAKE TOLD ME
Yo is this early release GGST on the Nintendo switch gameplay
SHIT THEY KNOW
@@saladmixxAs someone who has a Switch Lite, MY Setup is the true 3DS Strive
This is truly a guilty gear moment of all time
edit: also I have no idea who's who. Idk if that makes this funnier.
edit 2: 38:50 definitely a shoto moment
... i should probably make who's who more clear, huh?
@@saladmixx No, It's funnier to me this way
i think i got 2 hours worth of watchtime on this 43 minute video
how and why HAHAHAHAH
This has to be a bit bro no shot he can handle rendering 40+ minutes of video in an editor but not run strive
it is a very convenient gimmick but trust me i would not be playing like this if i didn't have to HAHAHAH IDK HOW I'M DOING THIS EITHER MAN I'M JUST BALLIN
MALAYSIA MENTIONED LETS FUCKING GO
i am the least malaysian out of all malaysians 😔
@@saladmixx aint no way you're a fellow malaysian :D
@@haku_68 i am banana.💀
@@saladmixx pain.
Is it bad if this resolution looks better than how i have it
it can't be that bad surely
2:52 I cant see anything either
that's because they misinputted :)
It registered to me halfway through the vid that it's the normal stages without the background elements. Is it a mod or performance settings?
i'm using this potato background mod! i'll put it in the description from now on since a lot of people ask
gamebanana.com/mods/296927
What’s the song at 24:00 I know it’s from dmc3 i just can’t remember what it’s called
it's one of vergil's boss themes and i'm pretty sure it's literally just called "vergil battle 2" yeah just double checked it's definitely just that LOL
@@saladmixx thank you!
How do I make my game look like this
lower your resolution and resolution scaling, then download the potato stage mod in the description and your game will look like dogshit HAHAHAH
salad thank you for this vegan ggst serving. feel free to disregard this comment (I couldn't find how to dm you anywhere), but is the server you're on here public or open to requests? I have a silly jacko and nobody to match my freak... and I'm in OCE with the Terrible Rollback ™ :^)
unfortunately i don't have a public discord server (yet.)
so fair, managing a server is work T^T but I'd be stoked if you ever did!!
what's that regret song that plays throughout the video?(42:09)
that's "My Way" by frank sinatra, but covered by dbza's perfect cell
@@saladmixx thanks
1:41 whats that song that plays there?
that's "Stand Unrivaled" from Blazblue Centralfiction👍
@saladmixx thank u mr mixx
hey, i have a bad pc, like, even in the minimal settings, ggst goes at a framerate about 10fps, could you pass the modlist? btw, great video
all i'm using is this potato background mod! and dog water settings like you mentioned LOL
gamebanana.com/mods/296927