Honestly? Yes. They'd barbecue him for being on a tv show. they do it to professional actors, so why not a kid? since half of Hollywood is into kids anyways...
I am sure the hole nipple thing would at least count as sexual harassment and the coloring over might just be an crime to art. However, I agree with the whole removing Serpentors helmet. It's a war crime being exposed to that.
@@BaronOfZLand In the original show none of the characters ever died. Including the main villains. I mean technically they did but just came back to life.
I mean, worse I did to my smaller action figures was "cryogenically freezing" them in a glass of water placed in the freezer. I would always take them out after and thaw them out in the sink.
..........I did the same thing.Sadly thats how one poor guy ended up with no head.I dropped him in a botched thaw session.RIP robot from the show reboot
One time my dog bit the face off of one my Barbie dolls. I tried to sculpt her a new face with play-doh and...let's just say Barbie stopped leaving the house after that.
His name is Max Charles and he is also known for his voice acting roles as Sherman from Mr. Peabody & Sherman (2014) and Kion, Simba’s younger son from The Lion Guard on Disney Junior.
This only happened when I had duplicates of a figure and one of them was already slightly damaged or scratched up in some way.... Then it was uhhh... Part of a really intense plot involving a character's untimely demise. I'll never forget Dreadnok Monkeywrench falling asleep next to the Cobra deathray (a magnifying glass held by a radio shack robotic arm in the noon day sun) 😂 RIP Monkeywrench...
Everything G.I. Joe was Hasbro. First the old 12inch ones back in the 60's. Then in 1982 Hasbro released G.I. Joe A Real American Hero line with 3 3/4" figures with O-rings to hold the waists together. Now today's Joe figures since 2007 have a chest swivel. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.....the rest is 25% red lasers and 25% blue lasers
That does make you realize that yea a gun against something 29x bigger than us would do nothing, but a tank would be the equivalent of shooting it with a gun that would be for their size
a bicycle tire...I mean come on, what an amateur. My preferred methods were: Lighter Fluid, Matches, fire works and a pellet gun. Onetime I put an action figure into a toy plane that I filled the cockpit with fire cracker gunpowder. I draped a fuse over the side of the plane and I drizzled lighter fluid across the driveway. Then I lit it and started saying: oh my god Johnny, there's a fuel leak....a fuel leak. Then the fire reached the fuse and the plane burst into flames and I started mock screaming as the pilot. It was most glorious
I never destroyed my joes but I used to take those little green and tan army men that you could buy like a couple hundred of for $20 and crush them with rocks and blow up with firecrackers.
Massive run band wars. Line up 2 opposing armies and myself and my little brother let fly. Rubber bands flying like crazy and army men flying every which way. ( then we pulled out the big bands
Yo, I never did any of this to GI Joe! Weeeell maybe I switched the bottoms! Also twisted them around till the rubber band couldn't twist any more and let the legs spin back like a helicopter! That's it! I promise! HEY! It was 1984!!!!🤷🏿♂️😁
I like to think I was relatively nice to my toys, I just kept forgetting to put them away...except for that one barbie who got her face bitten off by my dog and I tried to make her new one out of playdough....and another Barbie that I gave a Mohawk to and painted her hands green with nail polish...and there was another barbie that I threw out the window when I was like 4 because for SOME reason I kept throwing things out the window.. ...yeah all my barbie probably hated me LMAO
Wow the stop motion on that kid was amazing.
So realistic
Was not expecting to see you here
“Uh, did we just kill a kid? I mean, Yo Joe, but I think that was a KID.”
“Well, now we KNOW it’s a kid, Roadblock....and knowing is half the battle!”
YO JOE!!
he wasn't a kid - he was a monster XD
And hiding the body is the other half.
GI JOOOOOOE!
G...I...JOE...
I wonder if that kid bragged to his classmates about being on Robot Chicken.
Not in certain themed conventions, likely.
@@IsiahTomas What do you mean? Do you think they'd be shunned at G.I. Joe/toy cons because their character mutilated toys?
Honestly? Yes. They'd barbecue him for being on a tv show. they do it to professional actors, so why not a kid? since half of Hollywood is into kids anyways...
Probably
I reckon he'd be bragging more about being Spider-Man himself
What Toy Story should have been.
Or small soldiers
Come on Disney we need Toy Story 1 1/2 just like Lion King 1 1/2 but uncensored.
Technically it was by the third act of the movie.
@@DCUniverse816 small soldiers was dope as hell
@@wahluigi458 everything else is just a toy
"I mean, yo Joe, but I think that was a kid."
Almost looked like a big baby to me, the way he was acting to his toys.
A lot of us were at some point.
Casualties of war. -_-
Joe Might be Going To Prison
It was just a smaller giant…
GUYS! I used to have that tank!
Use to? You the kid in the clip that got dead?
No you didn't!😁
I'm so totally jealous
@@rhuttrho88 fuck off microween
Yo joe??? U killed a kid
"We're nothing you see. Playthings that have bored our fickle god."
It’s Judgement Day! (hiss)
@@Nameless-ln5mr Duke I’m scared!
@@jamiemiller1482 Don’t worry Scarlet, we’ll find out whoever, or whatever has done this to us!
So basically real life 😂
And the Joe’s said “What is a god to a non believer.”
Lets face it, if toys were real like this, I'm pretty sure there would be a lot more dead children.
Toy Story could easily have been a flat out horror movie.
Like Small Soldiers
@@diegobareno5820but small soldiers is funny. Try child's play
@@righthandstep5 childs play is also funny.
"Did we just kill a kid? I mean, Yo Joe, but I think that was a kid."
One of my favorite lines from Robot Chicken.
I'm pretty sure 99% of these break the Geneva Convention.
It's not war, it's murder.
@@jasperzanovich2504 War is murder.
I am sure the hole nipple thing would at least count as sexual harassment and the coloring over might just be an crime to art. However, I agree with the whole removing Serpentors helmet. It's a war crime being exposed to that.
@@BaronOfZLand In the original show none of the characters ever died. Including the main villains. I mean technically they did but just came back to life.
Ah yes, children. The greatest violators of the Geneva Convention laws!
Let's face it. More of us were Sids, not Andys.
WORD!👌🏿😁
True...
Yes
Nope
I use to LOVE my toys... Then I got a magnifying glass
The extended cut of of Toy Story sure hits differently.
I mean, worse I did to my smaller action figures was "cryogenically freezing" them in a glass of water placed in the freezer. I would always take them out after and thaw them out in the sink.
..........I did the same thing.Sadly thats how one poor guy ended up with no head.I dropped him in a botched thaw session.RIP robot from the show reboot
One time my dog bit the face off of one my Barbie dolls. I tried to sculpt her a new face with play-doh and...let's just say Barbie stopped leaving the house after that.
And then you freeze/thaw them a dozen more times. To be young again
I did that with my legos a few times got bored of that and played them normally
All I did was to alter Lego vehicles to look better
I used to modify my G.I. Joes all the time. Gave Destro a chainsaw arm, and Cobra Commander had tentacles for legs.
Boss, you killed a child?
AMAZING! Mission complete! That right there is why you're the best, boss!
"I think that was a kid."
_No. It's fine._ 👍
This is basically a more dramatic version of the sid scene from Toy Story XD
This is basically the plot of small soldiers
It was clearly self-defense, I'm a witness...
Moral of the Story: Be nice to your toys, or they kill you.
Crazy Fact, but that Kid was in the Amazing Spider-Man films as young!Peter Parker.
His name is Max Charles and he is also known for his voice acting roles as Sherman from Mr. Peabody & Sherman (2014) and Kion, Simba’s younger son from The Lion Guard on Disney Junior.
And Harvey Beaks.
im just happy they acknowledged Chuckles, one of the best characters in the gi joe comics
For being the first Joe to kill Cobra Commander
This only happened when I had duplicates of a figure and one of them was already slightly damaged or scratched up in some way.... Then it was uhhh... Part of a really intense plot involving a character's untimely demise. I'll never forget Dreadnok Monkeywrench falling asleep next to the Cobra deathray (a magnifying glass held by a radio shack robotic arm in the noon day sun) 😂 RIP Monkeywrench...
Sure, Sure! You were the perfect kid!👌🏿🙄😁
@@rhuttrho88 Well I wouldn't say that. 😎
All i could think of when reading this was that scene in Toy Story where Sid was burning Woody's head with a magnifying glass
The origin of Meltman?
@@SiiriCressey 😄
Straight out the Small Soldiers playbook!
I would never do this to my joes, granted I never owned the vintage ones I only have the Hasbro ones, but still
They were different anyway! Only the Hasbro ones could be done like this!
Everything G.I. Joe was Hasbro. First the old 12inch ones back in the 60's. Then in 1982 Hasbro released G.I. Joe A Real American Hero line with 3 3/4" figures with O-rings to hold the waists together. Now today's Joe figures since 2007 have a chest swivel. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.....the rest is 25% red lasers and 25% blue lasers
I personally grew up with the ones from the early 2000 and then also the 25th anniversary figures when they came out
That does make you realize that yea a gun against something 29x bigger than us would do nothing, but a tank would be the equivalent of shooting it with a gun that would be for their size
Yeah- which is why Skipper skips projectiles entirely, going for antifreeze in the kool-aid or starting a fire under his bed at 3 am.
To be fair, those were vintage figures worth dozens of dollars.
0:30 Scarlet.
1:36 *Yo **1:42** Joe!* 1:47
I never did this to my gi joes...
This is my favourite sketch in the series!
a bicycle tire...I mean come on, what an amateur. My preferred methods were: Lighter Fluid, Matches, fire works and a pellet gun. Onetime I put an action figure into a toy plane that I filled the cockpit with fire cracker gunpowder. I draped a fuse over the side of the plane and I drizzled lighter fluid across the driveway. Then I lit it and started saying: oh my god Johnny, there's a fuel leak....a fuel leak. Then the fire reached the fuse and the plane burst into flames and I started mock screaming as the pilot. It was most glorious
That was good. More of this.
If Toy Story was produced by Adult Swim...
That kid had it coming big-time hardcore. Oh and by the way, BRAVO Scarlet.
Trelane: I'll fix you for that! You cheated! You haven't played the game right. I'll show you!
My favorite part was the tank. It was missing the mini gun turret like mine was all those years ago hah.
I had 2 Serpentors and, I took off ones helmet too LMAO
They even took the og Cobra Commander and Flint's voice, now that's cool.
they did not have cobra commander's original voice actor, Chris Latta died long before this aired
@@A-Microwave it sounded like him, it's a nice hommage then.
That is not Flint og voice actor either.
He is damaging original GI Joe action figures. Killing him for this is just. :)
I look like Ebert under here and not Ebert in his prime!
Uh... I honestly support the joes on this one... Um... yo joe.
Jesus Toy Story just got dark..
That kid kinda sounds like Chowder...
Robot Chicken meta series finale
Well like in toy story for every Andy there’s bound to be a Sid and that kid was a Sid
bulls**t that kid was dead when he started messing with GiJoe! YO JOE!!
"...Put your cheque books away, coz this one's coming outta your a**..."
My favorite line....
0:20 "oh guys i think you might be racist"ohno
How have i never seen this skit?!?!
Interesting timing for this one to pop up.
How so?
scarlet o my god....lmao
I never destroyed my joes but I used to take those little green and tan army men that you could buy like a couple hundred of for $20 and crush them with rocks and blow up with firecrackers.
Seriously. No little green army man was safe from any child.
Massive run band wars. Line up 2 opposing armies and myself and my little brother let fly. Rubber bands flying like crazy and army men flying every which way. ( then we pulled out the big bands
Or, if you were Bruce Campbell, you + your brother heated them just enough for them to begin to melt + flung the scalding hot droplets at each other.
Man toy story is different than I remember
Yo, I never did any of this to GI Joe! Weeeell maybe I switched the bottoms! Also twisted them around till the rubber band couldn't twist any more and let the legs spin back like a helicopter! That's it! I promise! HEY! It was 1984!!!!🤷🏿♂️😁
Was there a movie kinda like this that went by the name of "small soldiers" or something
Toy Soldiers, how it should have ended.
Interesting working mini tank they have there...
Toy Story 5: The battle against humans
Fun fact: Max Charles is in this one
Yooooo Joe!!!!!
Jokes you have to be born in 1980 to get. Thank you robot chicken.
Toy story 5
.....chewed on them....
I think the worst i did was take a magnifying glass to old yugioh cards x.x
0:52 Mumbling Mindbender got me. XD
Wholesome
Lego dudes be like: 🤫🤫🤫🤫
It costs $290 bucks to get one of these .... $100 in air delivery ....
Another $20 in bribing customs to release it ...
1:40 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
They were mere playthings for a higher being.
Yoooo Joe !
I don't remember this ending to Toy Story...
The best toy story sequel
Police Officer: It appears this kid was destroying toys and then had a mental breakdown and killed himself. If only his parents got him a therapist. 😓
Sid was lucky.
Trinston was here.. .
Rated r toy story
The final episode of Robot Chicken might as well be the toys killing Seth Green and the staff.
It’s crazy to think this kid is probably in his 20’s now
"Cobra, put your checkbooks away, cause this one's coming out of your ass!"
I'm using this one! 😂
0:50
1:41 Toy Story Logic
Those toys are worth thousands of dollars, that kid deserved to get blasted by a tank. YO JOE!
this remind me of Action League Now!
I did not see that ending in all my years of watching "Robot Chicken".
I like to think I was relatively nice to my toys, I just kept forgetting to put them away...except for that one barbie who got her face bitten off by my dog and I tried to make her new one out of playdough....and another Barbie that I gave a Mohawk to and painted her hands green with nail polish...and there was another barbie that I threw out the window when I was like 4 because for SOME reason I kept throwing things out the window..
...yeah all my barbie probably hated me LMAO
radical
1:50 was so funny
For the younger members in the audience, that was a bicycle.
Best segment ever
That's what that little kid get for ruining those minted conditioned GI Joes
Lol, me and my dad do so many kit bashes with Joe's 😂
What's a kit bash?
@@SiiriCressey it's when you take a bunch of figures arms and legs and other body parts to make a brand new custom figure
@@kaliber5897 Sounds like a fun thing which would drive toy purists insane.
@@SiiriCressey lol
YO JO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:52-0:54
This reminds me of Small Soldiers
Not to be a downer but did they paint over an original snake eyes?
It looks like it COULD be one of the recolored reissues, but I'm honestly not sure. If they did, shame on you RC!
Put your checkbooks away because this ones coming out of your @$$
I laugh at that every time.
Yo joe