HORSE VS MYSELF | TOTALLY ACCURATE BATTLE SIMULATOR

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  • Опубліковано 15 гру 2024

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  • @popepepe6042
    @popepepe6042 5 років тому +840

    Horse versus myself
    Tom follows none of the rules of horse
    the yogscast guarantee ladies and gentlemen

    • @FluffyDragon
      @FluffyDragon 5 років тому +71

      "Am I supposed to be keeping my army the same?"
      Whaaat? Like Horse? Whoever could have assumed that Tom

    • @MGSLurmey
      @MGSLurmey 5 років тому +28

      The problem then is that if he keeps his same force and then loses, he can't just accept the letter and move on to the next round. He has to defeat the level. The AI also can't clear the board when they lose twice in a row and you can't choose who deploys first after winning. Tom always has the advantage.

    • @Zalamandar
      @Zalamandar 5 років тому +4

      He can't play with the HORSE rules on this map because it's pre-made and is level-based.

    • @d2factotum
      @d2factotum 5 років тому +11

      @@MGSLurmey He could have at least started out with roughly the same force. Sure, he'd have to wipe and re-set if he failed, but it would be closer to HORSE than this.

    • @DanteTorn
      @DanteTorn 5 років тому +2

      Disliked the video cus of this.
      Not even Tom can avoid being a fucking idiot like the rest, clearly.

  • @balrok99
    @balrok99 5 років тому +573

    When no one is in the office.
    Tom: Time to compromise

  • @woahdude5553
    @woahdude5553 5 років тому +347

    Reaper: Gets shot by a ballista bolt from his own side
    Tom: Wow these clams are doing well!

    • @Zappygunshot
      @Zappygunshot 5 років тому +39

      I mean they were the reason why that ballista shot in that direction to begin with, so he's _technically_ correct.

    • @chios4446
      @chios4446 5 років тому +16

      @@Zappygunshot The best kind of correct!

  • @ruelerboy
    @ruelerboy 5 років тому +67

    Very happy to see you playing my map tom thank you very much for the praise and feedback,
    for those complaining about clearing I didnt point it out well enought but the idea was that you lose every Round and move on to the next letter, so you wipe every round

  • @asht7815
    @asht7815 5 років тому +175

    Tom: Hoard of flintlocks and a cannon.
    Tom: Let's go with the same kind of strat!
    Also Tom: dA viNCi TaNKs

  • @Flashjackmak
    @Flashjackmak 5 років тому +23

    Tom's inadvertently discovered the weaknesses to all his strategies - overwhelming numbers of ranged opponents. He'll be stronger than ever now he knows.

  • @pyrenviii3053
    @pyrenviii3053 5 років тому +125

    We need a sharky and palp horse episode

  • @zespechulvan88
    @zespechulvan88 5 років тому +67

    My prediction - Tom's going to win.

  • @Stretched_Hobbit
    @Stretched_Hobbit 5 років тому +5

    Tom:
    So yeah, I can play horse against myself now.
    Also Tom:
    *Immediately changes entire army after winning the first round*

  • @botatosalad1288
    @botatosalad1288 5 років тому +12

    11:50
    Pumpkin: the hero we needed but didn’t deserve

    • @MGSLurmey
      @MGSLurmey 5 років тому +1

      It was the musketeer that took out the ballista. The pumpkin was too slow to deal any explosion damage :P

  • @Kalledussin
    @Kalledussin 5 років тому +14

    I feel like we're missing the best Hwacha defense, the mighty twirly wirly.

  • @fishpop
    @fishpop 5 років тому +1

    5:44 OOH! Right in the spine!
    I guess AI Cheerleaders are programmed to walk in to the sky-sea to avoid getting locked in a draw?

  • @absolutephoenix5312
    @absolutephoenix5312 5 років тому +1

    Everyone: **suggests Tom who to play with**
    Tom: No, I don't think I will.
    Everyone: **surprised Pikachu face**
    Tom: I pulled a little sneaky on ya.

  • @atomknight8361
    @atomknight8361 5 років тому +1

    If you are craving more TABS content i recommend "Jester's Revenge" campaign it has yogscast references and is quite challenging (a little bit less thanks to the new release units)

  • @geoffreygeofferson7257
    @geoffreygeofferson7257 5 років тому +123

    BRO you cant switch up your build if you win!
    edit: oops he says it later on

    • @ramboshamone9888
      @ramboshamone9888 5 років тому +7

      In all fairness if he can't switch up his build then that would mean that he would have to play the same match over and over again losing until he has HORSE and then that's the end of it. Can't progress to the next stage unless he wins and so if he puts down a force that loses then it's impossible to continue.

    • @DSteerTV
      @DSteerTV 5 років тому +1

      it's alright. i was about to comment this but i see you have already done that xD

    • @geoffreygeofferson7257
      @geoffreygeofferson7257 5 років тому +3

      @@ramboshamone9888 he gets to change it up if he loses two in a row

    • @ramboshamone9888
      @ramboshamone9888 5 років тому +2

      @@geoffreygeofferson7257 That isn't how HORSE works though, whether a player loses or wins both forces move onto the next round and their forces grow, in this Tom can only move onto the next round if he wins. It might be called HORSE but it isn't that.

    • @geoffreygeofferson7257
      @geoffreygeofferson7257 5 років тому +3

      @@ramboshamone9888 Tom has some different rules for horse which he uses for his videos in his rules if you lose twice in a row you get to wipe your force completely

  • @shanadir
    @shanadir 5 років тому

    To mix horse up:
    you can add the penalty to the winner that the loser gets to ban one faction.
    Either for just the winner, or for both(but you'll run out of factions then)
    Might lead to some less common units being used, when your go to move against hordes, or arrows, or whatever, has been banned.
    Or you pick each others allowed faction every round. Only factions they don't have units from already, and you're only allowed to place units from that faction for one round.

  • @Cothfotmeoo
    @Cothfotmeoo 5 років тому

    Awesome! Tom boy with a little fan-service. Servicing the fans every chance he gets. With all these serviced and satisfied fans it's no wonder he's the best TABS player. Well done.

  • @aer8975
    @aer8975 5 років тому

    6:13 The hubris of man is shattered

  • @PierceArner
    @PierceArner 5 років тому +18

    *_It's time to get Angory ²!!!_*

  • @AngoryTom
    @AngoryTom  5 років тому +5

    Loved the custom map! Which Tom will win?

    • @AngoryTom
      @AngoryTom  5 років тому +5

      Oh, and yeah we didn't really follow the rules at all... Each new level wipes your force, remembering what we had and where it was, ain't nobody got time for that!

  • @glif213
    @glif213 5 років тому

    11:50 the pumpkin soaked a ballista shot

  • @samwhite7789
    @samwhite7789 5 років тому +19

    My life goal is to play HORSE with Tom and win

  • @cboneperlstone9661
    @cboneperlstone9661 5 років тому

    14:35
    Do they actually block our arrows?!
    *insert twirly wurley clip*

  • @Ivan--Drago
    @Ivan--Drago 5 років тому

    Loving the quick clips thrown in at the perfect moment, makes Tom's video's get that 11/10 status

  • @Literallykatanaman
    @Literallykatanaman 5 років тому +1

    to be honest i thought he was just going to do the normal horse style mode against himself and as usual snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

  • @tubasil8786
    @tubasil8786 5 років тому

    Tom “we are gonna Zulu this” places down 50 musket men

  • @MindMessed
    @MindMessed 5 років тому +2

    HOW IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT TODDY? That clip did not look like an old one. That looked like a fresh Toddy. Am I wrong?

  • @cyte112
    @cyte112 5 років тому

    Lol, watching on my phone, and 12:12 "OK, boom!" keeps tiggering google assistant.

  • @cuthbertngiam1835
    @cuthbertngiam1835 5 років тому

    I actually hope Lewis comes back and only use the Clams and say CLAMS ARE PEOPLE LIDGIT OR QUIT

  • @user-dx8nj7qj2g
    @user-dx8nj7qj2g 5 років тому +11

    did RL tom break the rules of horse by not rebuilding the same army over and over but adding extra points?

  • @rosariocrimson
    @rosariocrimson 5 років тому

    Hacks, real Tom changed his board each round, AI Tom kept using consistent unit placement, even though he was allowed to wipe. Real Tom's a cheat! AI justice! Justice for Rythian!

  • @JJNincorporated
    @JJNincorporated 5 років тому

    "Didn't realise Death was an insta-kill."
    Say that again, but slower...

  • @AlexxAndHisGuitar
    @AlexxAndHisGuitar 5 років тому

    Just want to say thank you for the amazing videos Tom, keep it up!

  • @UnwovenSleeve
    @UnwovenSleeve 5 років тому +1

    BLAMO! You got Zulu'd son.

  • @belzedk
    @belzedk 5 років тому +66

    You can't keep clearing your team Tom!
    Spiritual dislike that does not mess with UA-cam algorithms

  • @CaperCafe_
    @CaperCafe_ 5 років тому

    Congratulations, Tom. You played yourself.

  • @unlimitedspace113
    @unlimitedspace113 5 років тому +9

    Request For Tom To Make A Third Season Of They Are Billions - Day 148

  • @alperoxx
    @alperoxx 5 років тому

    4:22 . PATD! , Nice.

  • @I_THE_ME
    @I_THE_ME 5 років тому

    This editing truly tickles my pickle! Thomas the Dank engine and Morpheus in the same video? SIGN ME UP!

  • @WildWestRaider
    @WildWestRaider 5 років тому

    We don't deserve these pro edits, I'm fucking dying xD

  • @skinnyfinny1777
    @skinnyfinny1777 5 років тому +1

    the pumpkin at 11:48

  • @jatnebuir6006
    @jatnebuir6006 5 років тому +1

    Nope. You had to keep your same units. Of course you'd forget the rules that you made.

  • @rowanclarke3847
    @rowanclarke3847 5 років тому

    Do HORSE, but with small amounts of points. Encourages the use of the smaller units and makes the battles higher-stakes as a single archer or squire changes the course of battle. Maybe 200, 250 or 300 points each time?

  • @mothified1676
    @mothified1676 5 років тому +1

    When Tom is alone....he plays with himself.... o_o

  • @EDoyl
    @EDoyl 5 років тому

    Aha, ballistas, a fine strategy.
    But have you considered my secret move...cheating?

  • @fufumccuddlypoops5502
    @fufumccuddlypoops5502 5 років тому +4

    Tom you weren’t suppose to switch your forces!

  • @EDoyl
    @EDoyl 5 років тому

    Tom lost twice in between each level off camera, it's cool.

  • @SerLoinSteak
    @SerLoinSteak 5 років тому +1

    Trust no one, not even yourself

  • @cabcalloway674
    @cabcalloway674 4 роки тому +1

    life and times of the plague lmao

  • @rossjones5333
    @rossjones5333 5 років тому

    It’s fucking toddy, if only there was a toddy horse map that would be fucking toddy amazing

  • @garebear1712
    @garebear1712 5 років тому +1

    Tom I just want to say.. you are the best

  • @cloudsora
    @cloudsora 5 років тому +20

    Tom cheating at Horse, instant disqualification, for shame.

    • @jatnebuir6006
      @jatnebuir6006 5 років тому

      He always cheats or uses Bs strats. It's the norm now.

  • @lewissuttle7083
    @lewissuttle7083 5 років тому

    this beautiful editing

  • @P0werJ0n
    @P0werJ0n 5 років тому

    Tom loses twice in a row
    Tom: Not today

  • @TheAcdcninja
    @TheAcdcninja 5 років тому

    That cheerleader bug was the weirdest thing...

  • @kiddo3833
    @kiddo3833 5 років тому +3

    I watch yogscast ttt. I found this on my reccomended list and realised “hey he sounds like a detective!”

  • @peytonfaber1732
    @peytonfaber1732 5 років тому

    Tom and Panic at the disco. What a random combination

  • @TheSpacecraftX
    @TheSpacecraftX 5 років тому

    Oh dear we are in trouble.

  • @user-dx8nj7qj2g
    @user-dx8nj7qj2g 5 років тому +2

    I'm going to give this a 0/10 for realism, we all know tom only uses hobbits as fodder, and has 10 ballistas

  • @Thearuxes
    @Thearuxes 5 років тому

    I've been waiting for this day

  • @RobAllenB
    @RobAllenB 5 років тому

    I kinda want to see more robo-Tom appearances.

  • @HeresZachy
    @HeresZachy 5 років тому

    Poor Tom no one wanted to record with him today

  • @jormungandir
    @jormungandir 5 років тому +3

    Why A.I. Tom?
    Why not Tomputer?

  • @AwfulPlayerVids
    @AwfulPlayerVids 5 років тому

    Good ol' Clubbed to Death nostalgia.

  • @Meister_Mogul
    @Meister_Mogul 5 років тому +1

    Horse with Tom versus... TOM!?

  • @koenvandamme6901
    @koenvandamme6901 5 років тому

    3 battles and it's playing with yourself!

  • @TheRealHusk
    @TheRealHusk 5 років тому

    I have already created a meme campaign, I’ll change the name tonight, lemme know, it’s got 12 well thought out missions :^)

  • @GozzerP
    @GozzerP 5 років тому

    The archers are just way better than the muskets they would have slaughtered that last round

  • @busnasman6687
    @busnasman6687 5 років тому +1

    No one in the office wants to play horse anymore?

  • @TheSpeedyCola
    @TheSpeedyCola 5 років тому

    Computer Tom has some dirty moves

  • @aeromorte
    @aeromorte 5 років тому

    Woha there, did you clear each round? Woooooow.

  • @ShadowtheRonin
    @ShadowtheRonin 5 років тому

    *_Oh dear me, we are in trouble..._*

  • @gloeibrood
    @gloeibrood 5 років тому

    AI Tom has a very 'Elcor-like' voice.

  • @5Andysalive
    @5Andysalive 5 років тому

    I always play chess against myself.

  • @georgehh2574
    @georgehh2574 5 років тому

    10:41 Total unit cost: 6660 👀

  • @karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547
    @karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547 5 років тому

    That editing so great

  • @DubiousJackson
    @DubiousJackson 5 років тому

    Tom vs Tomputer!

  • @lawrenceofarabia7474
    @lawrenceofarabia7474 5 років тому +1

    Tom v Tom I have no idea who is gonna win this
    Edit: whoever calls Fucking Toddy! first

  • @richardjones8846
    @richardjones8846 5 років тому

    i'd like to play horse vs tom.... but with something like "Super_Noob_Player"

  • @DrFilch
    @DrFilch 5 років тому

    *a-Bam!*

  • @Gamepainter
    @Gamepainter 5 років тому

    I am seriously considering making a campaign made from the battles you skipped/used the balista/cheerleader combo in, banning cheerleaders obviously. Are you willing to play it?

  • @Kicksticks
    @Kicksticks 5 років тому

    id love to see real horse vs yourself with the camera flipped.

  • @XFrozenAshX
    @XFrozenAshX 5 років тому

    That thomas the tank engine got me real hard. xD

  • @Raintamp
    @Raintamp 5 років тому

    O Tom is playing himself? Maybe he might actually win for once. (Just kidding)

  • @bigfoot9405
    @bigfoot9405 5 років тому

    Yogscast AI-ngory Tom

  • @alojz300
    @alojz300 5 років тому

    All would have been ok if the computer wiped after every round as well

  • @xdguy2569
    @xdguy2569 5 років тому

    Tom you already cheated by changing your army, jeeze

  • @Kuffen_infinity
    @Kuffen_infinity 5 років тому

    not going to lie, but the title almost made me not click this video, but glad i did

  • @theinspector6250
    @theinspector6250 5 років тому

    When you have no friends

  • @HerbertDole
    @HerbertDole 5 років тому

    Tom should have taken a hard R back there

  • @VoidicHerald
    @VoidicHerald 5 років тому

    Tom, what did you mean by Zulu'd? I don't remember any battles like that

    • @VoidicHerald
      @VoidicHerald 5 років тому

      @Niko P Shot. He's just a bit off on the specifics but whatever😂
      Source: living in the land of the Zulu

  • @ImperialButterflies
    @ImperialButterflies 5 років тому

    tom you're cheating! you have to keep your army!

  • @Bruce_Keno
    @Bruce_Keno 5 років тому +2

    Tom + Panic! at the disco pinch me I think I'm dreaming

    • @Bruce_Keno
      @Bruce_Keno 5 років тому

      @@spongmongler6760 brilliant 😂😂 think you're late there tho my face is already sooooo fucked 😂😂

  • @rosewhite8766
    @rosewhite8766 5 років тому

    Tom cheated he wasn’t supposed to wipe his army

  • @ElectorCount
    @ElectorCount 5 років тому

    Toddy!

  • @JustAskMeTV101
    @JustAskMeTV101 5 років тому

    Chauncey

  • @shanecarey9554
    @shanecarey9554 5 років тому

    Hey Tom! I made one of your previous campaigns, the one with the super rapid-fire chu-ko-nu and the giant final battle with the cool ass montage. Just wanted to let you know I made another campaign for you called Rise of the Necromancer (For Angory Tom)! I'd love if you'd check it out, it's all about the Spoooky faction

  • @Emperorhirohito19272
    @Emperorhirohito19272 5 років тому

    Tom you straight up cheated at your own game

  • @matteobarbato9408
    @matteobarbato9408 5 років тому

    TABS

  • @HarrisEth889
    @HarrisEth889 5 років тому

    Panic! At The Disco yes please