HORSE VS SIPS | TOTALLY ACCURATE BATTLE SIMULATOR

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  • @SamWicks91
    @SamWicks91 5 років тому +1583

    I love how sips always makes a story out of nothing for games with no story.

    • @Piranhafish123
      @Piranhafish123 5 років тому +136

      A master of bullshit

    • @CunkGungler
      @CunkGungler 5 років тому +103

      In this case that story was..... the wire. Classic Sips

    • @danieljavorsky699
      @danieljavorsky699 5 років тому +105

      Really why I loved watching sips play otherwise boring games. Such as prison architect with sorsby and the driller killer.

    • @Communist_Gangsta
      @Communist_Gangsta 5 років тому +20

      @@danieljavorsky699 and THE original triforce

    • @chrisvicera6696
      @chrisvicera6696 5 років тому +32

      Sam Wicks He makes stories even when there is a story, remember skyrim😂

  • @quinnlee-newbury9003
    @quinnlee-newbury9003 5 років тому +1322

    "The hood always wins." Man this match really came down to... The Wire 😏

  • @DamianSiIvers
    @DamianSiIvers 5 років тому +1075

    "The hood always wins"
    -Sips 2019

    • @EmpressArachne
      @EmpressArachne 5 років тому +8

      He wasnt even wearing a hood it was just a hat

    • @WildWestRaider
      @WildWestRaider 5 років тому +1

      @@EmpressArachne I seriously hope that was a joke.

    • @xxxsugoitacion
      @xxxsugoitacion 5 років тому +1

      @@WildWestRaider a lame one at that

  • @EDoyl
    @EDoyl 5 років тому +332

    You offered him a reset, abandoning his stoners to counter your team. Instead, he brought his boys in from Philly.

  • @CongaYT
    @CongaYT 5 років тому +863

    >Spend years playing tabs
    >Beat the campaign
    >Defeated various different opponents in the past
    >come to the battle field prepared with your meta-tailored strategy and tactics
    >
    >loose to some guy making a drug cartel army and dad jokes
    Sips, the real guy, the best guy, didn't even take a reset when he had the chance

    • @cassu6
      @cassu6 5 років тому +52

      @UberKrassMann HAHhAhAHA YoU GUcking IDIOit WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

    • @lizgayle14
      @lizgayle14 5 років тому +6

      Lose

    • @Wooper160atThePond
      @Wooper160atThePond 5 років тому +8

      Sips actually played it in the old days

    • @Shtoops
      @Shtoops 5 років тому +38

      Not only did he make a drug cartel army he never even reset it to start over. What a mad man

    • @blankymcblankface
      @blankymcblankface 5 років тому +3

      xX_ALLAH_GAMER_Xx bap bap ting ting

  • @AjanUnderscore
    @AjanUnderscore 5 років тому +344

    Sips not clearing his side is a POWER MOVE holy shit adn he won!! so proud of my dad

    • @zoravar.k7904
      @zoravar.k7904 4 роки тому +3

      A real gangsta never gives up his corner, he calls in a bowtie wearing motherfucker and sorts that shit out.

  • @andyc5263
    @andyc5263 5 років тому +936

    looks like sips got sent an element sponsor package, wonder when his skate part's coming out

    • @ahhhhmazing1
      @ahhhhmazing1 5 років тому +27

      Sips' skate park filled with his army of stoners

    • @penningtonguy
      @penningtonguy 5 років тому +4

      looks like me in middle school

    • @robotword
      @robotword 5 років тому +1

      as a sips fan who watches tom...
      yeah, i just wanted to mention that

    • @idiotstupid5904
      @idiotstupid5904 5 років тому +5

      i'm sorry to tell you this, but skateboarders get old also, we age and feel even more decrepit than most because of falling on concrete allot, we are pensioners when we hit 40, leave the old man alone.
      also i'm older than him (an old skateboarder/snowboarder) and 90% of my clothes are bought from skate shops, the other 10% from hardware stores.
      have fun everyone
      and no i'm not a boomer, wish i was though
      yogBarry

    • @robotword
      @robotword 5 років тому

      @@idiotstupid5904 ok xoomer

  • @charlieg2262
    @charlieg2262 5 років тому +616

    Sips: "And I'm gonna go for... just a bunch of stoners"
    Tom: "Stoners..."
    *Tom starts sweating*

  • @LucaLeRatt
    @LucaLeRatt 5 років тому +751

    jesus fkn christ i love all of Tom’s Tabs content, it makes my day i swear

    • @raafmaat
      @raafmaat 5 років тому +8

      yeah i would say TABS is the best series since SOI !
      although its not really a series, its more just seperate videos but still

    • @yolee91
      @yolee91 5 років тому +5

      Me too! and i literally stood up and said yes with my arms in the air, when i saw it was against my boy Sips.

  • @pacosoentken303
    @pacosoentken303 5 років тому +306

    Me : The perfect video doesn’t exist
    Tom :

  • @brainflash1
    @brainflash1 5 років тому +299

    Sips totally could've won that first match if he had used an *actual* cheerleader.

    • @gremlinswrath2822
      @gremlinswrath2822 4 роки тому +2

      Henlo, tabs nerd noone asked for here. good theory, but the cheerleader would have cost too much for too little gain. when the stoners retreat the cheerleaders would be taken down, except now sips side just has less stoners. if he had more farmer suppliers, the skeletons and catapults may have had something else to focus on.

  • @nikkouhanshabutsuno1028
    @nikkouhanshabutsuno1028 5 років тому +159

    "The -hood- stupid hat always wins."
    Good episode. Easily my most favorite HORSE episode. It was great that Sips stuck with his guns (in both senses), and Tom didn't try to cheese it.

    • @xxxsugoitacion
      @xxxsugoitacion 5 років тому +3

      he sorta did try to cheese it by using AOE units... the cannons were just too strong, it's like a big fat harpoon with less dmg

  • @Erdenshire
    @Erdenshire 5 років тому +194

    Tom! Sips! This is going to be good!

  • @NotHarpoGroucho
    @NotHarpoGroucho 5 років тому +189

    Holy sips. The matchup we've all been waiting for.

    • @asdsdjfasdjxajiosdqw8791
      @asdsdjfasdjxajiosdqw8791 5 років тому +2

      Look forward to seeing them play HoI4 next week. It's been announced. #announcedHoI4game.

  • @kdawgwoody
    @kdawgwoody 5 років тому +38

    14:35 harpooner kills himself by harpooning the catapult wheel into himself lols

    • @PiousMoltar
      @PiousMoltar 5 років тому +1

      HAAhaha thanks for that

    • @Zalamandar
      @Zalamandar 5 років тому +1

      Oh wow haha that was great

  • @lawrenceofarabia7474
    @lawrenceofarabia7474 5 років тому +157

    sips has brought his biggest weapon to the table
    his dad jokes

    • @asdsdjfasdjxajiosdqw8791
      @asdsdjfasdjxajiosdqw8791 5 років тому +1

      I hope there'll be loads of dad jokes in the #announcedHoI4game next week.

  • @JaingSkirata
    @JaingSkirata 5 років тому +52

    The LORE for each team is fantastic. Love that about ol' Sipsy, everything has a story to tell.

  • @ZuperZombiezlayer
    @ZuperZombiezlayer 5 років тому +86

    Tom shamelessly spending almost 17.5k on just Secret Units makes me wanna commit Ballista + Cheerleader

    • @xxxsugoitacion
      @xxxsugoitacion 5 років тому +1

      and people thought tom was being honourable lol

    • @TheSpacecraftX
      @TheSpacecraftX 5 років тому +7

      And still lost. Mostly because he held back from going full Ullur.

    • @ZuperZombiezlayer
      @ZuperZombiezlayer 5 років тому +6

      @@TheSpacecraftX Landfall balanced some units, this time around. Ullr attacks less frequently, Bomb on a Stick has more health and does more damage, 'Cus the explosion couldn't even kill Basic Infantry from the factions.

    • @sambishara9300
      @sambishara9300 5 років тому

      Nerfs to fire rate don't matter so long as they put a cheerleader

  • @Tasman_Ninja
    @Tasman_Ninja 5 років тому +47

    Out of all the people that i thought could beat Tom, Sips was not one of them

    • @dekenwolfe
      @dekenwolfe 5 років тому +10

      Sips does not win through skill. Sips wins through god tier luck and chance. Only way he made it to like day 200+ in Dont Starve and lasts so long on MInecraft Hardcore. It is amazing to watch.

  • @mynusplus
    @mynusplus 5 років тому +22

    I like how Sips went with the hay balers as drug dealers when the potion sellers are right next to them.

    • @idiotstupid5904
      @idiotstupid5904 5 років тому +3

      some guy needs to bale it all up before it hits the streets

  • @WilhelmUltimate1
    @WilhelmUltimate1 5 років тому +25

    Tom coming in all ready for war. Sips coming in to tell a story about drugs.

  • @matthewcoccaro2670
    @matthewcoccaro2670 Рік тому +2

    3 years later, and this is still an amazing video. Tom and Sips make an amazing duo.

  • @greyforge27
    @greyforge27 5 років тому +18

    Sips immediately turning everything into The Wire reminds me of the old days

  • @vegoutwithvegge
    @vegoutwithvegge 5 років тому +20

    Love Tom when he doesn't tryhard mode.
    also you two make a great combo.

  • @maxthedog8559
    @maxthedog8559 5 років тому +24

    Nobody can say a bad word about sips, he is the dad everyone wishes they had

  • @Roflgaming27
    @Roflgaming27 5 років тому +4

    I just love how Tom cant handle Sips humor at all, like every joke was killing Tom the whole time. Also "We brought in the ninjas, they gotta take those kids out" part had me crying.

  • @robewilliams6657
    @robewilliams6657 5 років тому +202

    "The hood always wins"- a white dad named Chris

    • @vrostar
      @vrostar 5 років тому +6

      HAHAHAHAHAA !!!!

    • @Iarlen
      @Iarlen 5 років тому

      He's polish though isn't he?

    • @AlmostUselessPenguin
      @AlmostUselessPenguin 5 років тому +9

      @@Iarlen He's Canadian

    • @Iarlen
      @Iarlen 5 років тому

      @@AlmostUselessPenguin Canadian isn't a race. I was trying to say he isn't white, he's polish.

    • @AlmostUselessPenguin
      @AlmostUselessPenguin 5 років тому +6

      @@Iarlen He isn't polish though.

  • @murderbus
    @murderbus 5 років тому +16

    God I love sips for nutting up and not cleaning his side.

  • @hotscottrulz
    @hotscottrulz 4 роки тому +2

    When Sips puts his left hand on his chest and we can see his wedding ring, I get a super warm feeling in my heart... it’s really quite nice.

  • @Noah_AWICB
    @Noah_AWICB 5 років тому +176

    How did you get this A-Lister on the channel?

    • @ignorepls
      @ignorepls 5 років тому +13

      Almost like they're in the same network or somethin

    • @Noah_AWICB
      @Noah_AWICB 5 років тому +3

      @@ignorepls no

    • @thephilosophicalbastard4127
      @thephilosophicalbastard4127 5 років тому +21

      He cut ties with Simon and now without that 2000 pound appearance fee he was paying, Tom's rolling in it. Top notch investment here.

    • @idiotstupid5904
      @idiotstupid5904 5 років тому +1

      @@Noah_AWICB
      the sarcasm is strong in this one

  • @BigSadClownBoi
    @BigSadClownBoi 4 роки тому +1

    5:40 Tom's cheeky eyebrow raise. So many good moments and chemistry in this video.

  • @leinad248
    @leinad248 5 років тому +10

    You and sips together is something that should happen more often.

  • @TrollSofter
    @TrollSofter 5 років тому +54

    The thing about the bone wars is that it was never really about the bones

    • @GreenEyedDazzler
      @GreenEyedDazzler 5 років тому +1

      TrollSofter The war on bones became the war on bone users

    • @WastedPot
      @WastedPot 5 років тому

      Epic yogpod quote right there

    • @thephilosophicalbastard4127
      @thephilosophicalbastard4127 5 років тому

      @@WastedPot Is this from the latest Halloween Yogpod or something?

    • @WastedPot
      @WastedPot 5 років тому

      The Philosophical Bastard no, it’s from the early days. Simon and Lewis discusses it in one of the first few yogpods

    • @thephilosophicalbastard4127
      @thephilosophicalbastard4127 5 років тому

      Ah okay thanks, guess it's been so many years since I've listened to them that I've finally forgotten.... _which means there are technically new Yogpods again for me._

  • @Nirmak44
    @Nirmak44 5 років тому +9

    Love the Tabs Tom, it was great seeing sips too. I would suggest using a dice to roll for the tab you have to use each turn. It would force you to play a certain tab randonly which I think could be a fun lil mechanic to add.

  • @Sherwin657
    @Sherwin657 5 років тому +105

    random comment to increase toms viewer interaction metrics for youtube's bs algorithm

    • @donkosaurus
      @donkosaurus 5 років тому +27

      viewer response activity

    • @noname-wo9yy
      @noname-wo9yy 5 років тому +25

      @@donkosaurus viewer response to viewer activity

    • @Travminer123
      @Travminer123 5 років тому +19

      more viewer responce activity

    • @PierceArner
      @PierceArner 5 років тому +21

      random appreciation reply for your algorithmic influence

    • @kingkuma4112
      @kingkuma4112 5 років тому +10

      Ditto

  • @cloudsora
    @cloudsora 5 років тому +7

    Me seeing Sips is going to be in this prior to watching wondering which it will be:
    Sips does crazy math and kicks ass
    Or
    Sips does some kinda thematic story thing and somehow pulls it off

  • @PierceArner
    @PierceArner 5 років тому +54

    I'd have to say that Sips definitely seems to be in his… _Element._

    • @fuzzball4599
      @fuzzball4599 5 років тому +2

      Pierce Arner wow ..

    • @PierceArner
      @PierceArner 5 років тому +2

      @@fuzzball4599 It's important to bring the dad jokes when Sips is on the channel.

    • @fuzzball4599
      @fuzzball4599 5 років тому +5

      Pierce Arner it’s also important to bring in the boys from philly

    • @PierceArner
      @PierceArner 5 років тому +3

      @@fuzzball4599 You can never forget the boys from Philly. They're pivotal to the whole operation.

  • @thecamtain
    @thecamtain 5 років тому +6

    12:42 cyclops cannon boi
    having one eye helps him aim his cannon.

  • @tylertomlin3911
    @tylertomlin3911 5 років тому +4

    Ngl I loved how far they went into police vs the hood.
    “The hood always wins.” -sips the crime boss

  • @higg873
    @higg873 5 років тому +8

    Sips' camera doesn't pick up how grey his beard is IRL. Such a old hat boy

  • @damnednation23
    @damnednation23 5 років тому +10

    "The hood wins again!" -_Sips 2019

  • @FiaraGC
    @FiaraGC 5 років тому +2

    Sips... the only guy to beat Tom in TABs Horse, and he didn't wipe his team when given the chance. The real OG of the hood.

    • @magicstew45
      @magicstew45 5 років тому

      Sips is definitely not the only one to have beat him but still impressive

  • @V1489Cygni
    @V1489Cygni 5 років тому +6

    Tom's been my new Sips ever since that cheating bastard left me for that floozy Twitch, but this? Takes me back

  • @JCWolf2X
    @JCWolf2X 5 років тому +2

    Sips’ story telling in this was amazing

  • @Berttiz
    @Berttiz 5 років тому +1

    Love it how Sips always makes up stories to go with the games he plays. Makes it really entertaining

  • @Steve_Keen
    @Steve_Keen 5 років тому +1

    What I was really needing in these TABS videos was some deep lore, and sips delivered.

  • @marshallbowdrie8562
    @marshallbowdrie8562 5 років тому +8

    I sure love them "The Wire" references. The series doesn't get the attention it deserves

  • @Flashjackmak
    @Flashjackmak 5 років тому +3

    I didn't expect this to turn into the war on drugs, but i'm not gonna complain

  • @Jordan-vj5dd
    @Jordan-vj5dd 5 років тому +1

    FUCKING SIPS AND TOM?? The real guys the best guys

  • @Baleur
    @Baleur 5 років тому +2

    20:15 that awkward feeling when you dont know if Tom's face has that bubble morph effect active in that scene, or not... O_O im so sorry Tom

  • @TehHAuxaRs
    @TehHAuxaRs 5 років тому +4

    Lewis: "Hey Sips is coming to the office, Tom. He's never played TABS you could probably beat him easily in a video"
    Tom: *Jizzes violently*

  • @pawly91
    @pawly91 5 років тому +2

    This is the Horse episode I have been long awaiting for

  • @dylanp7817
    @dylanp7817 5 років тому +4

    And as sips always says ‘the hood always wins’

  • @MysticJhn
    @MysticJhn 4 роки тому

    I love it, only Sips can hold up the roleplay for the entire game.

  • @lukehiatt2416
    @lukehiatt2416 5 років тому +3

    Bring him back ASAP I love sips, and of course Tom the best host

  • @emmamaria8979
    @emmamaria8979 5 років тому +1

    This is the greatest episode of horse I love sips so much

  • @spike9927
    @spike9927 5 років тому +1

    I've had a crap day and I seriously needed this perfect duo! Cheers Tom and sips

  • @TheAthooper
    @TheAthooper 5 років тому

    What a perfect match. Sips had the opportunity to change and he stuck to his guns, but wouldn't you know it, it paid off

  • @LackOfHarmony
    @LackOfHarmony 5 років тому

    Sips’ ability to weave a cohesive narrative for random TABS units just makes me smile. Please have him back again! ❤️🤣

  • @GregAbroad
    @GregAbroad 5 років тому +1

    Finally, my two favourite bois together

  • @CoolToMe_
    @CoolToMe_ 5 років тому

    It's so nice to see Tom's channel consistently growing.

  • @ribby9069
    @ribby9069 5 років тому

    11:40-11:50 felt like a scene in a movie where the protagonist first encounters the horrors of war, before he turns into a badass

  • @CaperCafe_
    @CaperCafe_ 5 років тому

    Sips’ creativity is unparalleled. What a story teller! Did you hear about the time his bathtub wasn’t draining properly?

  • @Redshiftlight
    @Redshiftlight 5 років тому

    At first I thought Sips wasn't going to put in much effort but by the end I was really rooting for him. Good video!

  • @GentlemanSlendy
    @GentlemanSlendy 5 років тому +1

    When you expect Sips to get rolled but then the hood prevails

  • @jacksonwinburn4180
    @jacksonwinburn4180 5 років тому +8

    “When u wanna start a drug war, you gotta get philly involved” that had me dying

  • @fierce1117
    @fierce1117 5 років тому +3

    That was the best match I've seen in a while holy shit. I love sips I miss him.

  • @TheBiomedZed
    @TheBiomedZed 5 років тому

    Wow was easily one of, if not the, best TABS videos. Not only was it very very close, it was back and forth with a lot of varied units. On top all that Sips was being hilarious as usual with the Cartel vs MetPol storyline. Was a bit of a shame to see Tom bust out all the broken units when the going got tough, but I guess Sips unknowingly used the most broken strat out artillery + cheerleaders, especially against the heavy units, so I guess it all evens out.

  • @sirchedge7311
    @sirchedge7311 5 років тому

    SIPS AND TOM LIVE PLEASE! Make it like a regular thing!!

  • @kyebaker4549
    @kyebaker4549 5 років тому +1

    Probably my favourite episode so far!

  • @caphlor
    @caphlor 5 років тому +34

    seriously how does sips see anything, his eyes are almost closed

    • @idiotstupid5904
      @idiotstupid5904 5 років тому +5

      you don't need to see when you can just... sense shit

  • @joew.4073
    @joew.4073 5 років тому

    You could mix it up by incorporating a randomly decided fraction lock that changes each round (could be player specific or one faction per round, across the board). You could also make it so that, instead of resetting, someone who loses twice in a row gets access to the secret faction for their next round of deployment but it's locked until that occurs

  • @fudgeyman99
    @fudgeyman99 5 років тому +1

    A well deserved victory for the hood

  • @TurlasThe6
    @TurlasThe6 5 років тому

    Tabs with an HBO theme...this could litterally go on forever. So many shows to pull from! Do Stark vs Lanister!

  • @xxCrapNamexx
    @xxCrapNamexx 5 років тому +1

    Both of sip's glorious dad chins look great in hd.

  • @alexanderjimenez2869
    @alexanderjimenez2869 5 років тому

    This is easily the best TABS video! Loved every second

  • @Sir_Gwan
    @Sir_Gwan 5 років тому +1

    Boss is looking older, but he's still the magnificent bastard

  • @sambishara9300
    @sambishara9300 5 років тому +1

    Best one yet

  • @gurigura4457
    @gurigura4457 5 років тому

    Tom not learning to deal with Sips' arty was so frustrating. He would have won if he'd rushed the flank cannons.

  • @tommyeliassen2071
    @tommyeliassen2071 5 років тому

    Very fun episode! And bonus-points to Sips for not re-doing his set-up at all

  • @MasterSho02
    @MasterSho02 5 років тому

    I guess you could say... Sips was in his element. And IN his ELEMENT.

  • @NoBody-qf5np
    @NoBody-qf5np 5 років тому

    I am absolutely astonished that Sips went from the least interested fighter in the beginning, to Tom's most evenly matched opponent

  • @anarchond
    @anarchond 5 років тому +1

    11:34 that skeleton's head though.... Lol

  • @lecram86
    @lecram86 5 років тому

    Love Sips great storytelling ability. He's awesome.

  • @Synister40
    @Synister40 5 років тому +1

    Epic battle between master generals clearly.

  • @matthewbandersnatch1381
    @matthewbandersnatch1381 4 роки тому

    I'd love a Sips rematch, fun video!

  • @ikiro47
    @ikiro47 5 років тому

    It was fun seeing you and Sips, I like the way you guys riff off each other :)

  • @MayRey
    @MayRey 5 років тому

    I seriously want a TABS tournament now.

  • @DaDestroyer1986
    @DaDestroyer1986 4 роки тому

    Easily the best episode of TABS HORSE ever.

  • @kieran6417
    @kieran6417 5 років тому +2

    Sips and Tom... say no more

  • @georgehh2574
    @georgehh2574 5 років тому

    18:55 omfg xD He's really lining them up huh

  • @maxwelljohnson6185
    @maxwelljohnson6185 5 років тому

    Wow this maybe the first time in Tabs Horse history someone hasn’t fully cleared their units. Even then the units he deleted were just upgraded to a better shield. What devotion to the formation.

  • @Bloodfencer1990
    @Bloodfencer1990 5 років тому

    I wish the dragon had more of a wind-up. You start a fight and it's immediately spewing flames.

  • @CorruptedMaterial
    @CorruptedMaterial 5 років тому

    15:27 He still looks so much like his usual self even with a mirrored face. He is definitely the best guy, he has a perfectly symmetrical and beutiful face.

  • @camcar9236
    @camcar9236 5 років тому +1

    Man, I didn’t get a single reference sips made

  • @Lazerfaced
    @Lazerfaced 5 років тому

    The crossover I've always wanted

  • @CheshireTree
    @CheshireTree 5 років тому

    The best guy strikes again. Super good match for the Angory fellow.

  • @Cothfotmeoo
    @Cothfotmeoo 5 років тому

    "The hood always wins" - Sips. That's exactly true and if anyone was surprised that he could just waltz into a TABS combat while knowing nothing against Tom who plays the game all the time and knows every character and not win then you're just silly. Well played.

  • @trixtercat6818
    @trixtercat6818 5 років тому

    Holy heck, that was more intense than I thought it would be. :D Great episode of tabs!

  • @shork1847
    @shork1847 4 роки тому

    Only sips could win TABS against Tom by just having fun