Best of Kung Pow! Enter the Fist

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  • Опубліковано 16 вер 2024

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  • @marleySux
    @marleySux 4 роки тому +1840

    the out-of-sync dog bark gets me every time

  • @daxbradley4346
    @daxbradley4346 4 роки тому +2222

    "Who is he?"
    *mouth moves for five minutes* "........................I don't know"

    • @Kaiju-Kiki
      @Kaiju-Kiki 4 роки тому +70

      Making fun of dubs lol

    • @royaldbf
      @royaldbf 4 роки тому +12

      🤣

    • @SupWolff
      @SupWolff 4 роки тому +29

      Did anyone else know that apparently this isn't too far off from the original sub? I don't know for sure but I think the guy actually said something to the effect of "I don't know" based on the original movies subtitles.

    • @moddest7123
      @moddest7123 3 роки тому +1

      @@Kaiju-Kiki because dubs suckkkkk

    • @bigsparky8888
      @bigsparky8888 3 роки тому +2

      LMBO...YUP...DOG MOVES MOUTH........ARF...

  • @blkdraco2
    @blkdraco2 5 років тому +1415

    Fun Fact; Not only was Steve Oedekerk the writer, director and main character in this movie, but he also provided the voices for every character in this movie except for Whoa.

    • @ShoppingBored
      @ShoppingBored Рік тому +84

      Whoa and some kids yelling "we're children"

    • @zimbolimbo2408
      @zimbolimbo2408 Рік тому +7

      😮

    • @evanbelisle8464
      @evanbelisle8464 Рік тому +30

      If you only saw Steve’s face you wouldn’t guess he was that cut.

    • @bigfoot163
      @bigfoot163 Рік тому +32

      THIS IS FALSE.... He did not do the all dogs sounds !!!!!

    • @ctsspartan
      @ctsspartan Рік тому +16

      You can thank him for Jimmy Nuetron and the thumb parody movies.

  • @umbramaex
    @umbramaex 2 роки тому +1392

    I’ll never forget that my dad decided THIS would be my upbringing for a movie to watch as a kid… it did not disappoint. My humor is legit this whole script to this day.

  • @jonathanezequielromerodasi4334
    @jonathanezequielromerodasi4334 5 років тому +1848

    "we purposely trained him wrong, as a joke"
    Pretty sure that was the idea with the whole movie, and thats why its amazing

    • @Micolash_is_behind_you
      @Micolash_is_behind_you 3 роки тому +7

      lmaooo!

    • @destroyer1187
      @destroyer1187 2 роки тому +26

      This movie is where that line is from!?! Me and my brother quoted it at each other all the time, but I don't think either of us had ever seen it.

    • @sadajohn5123
      @sadajohn5123 Рік тому

      shut up

    • @Jake-zx3eg
      @Jake-zx3eg Рік тому

      Sounds like how I was raised

    • @Jake-zx3eg
      @Jake-zx3eg Рік тому

      Sounds like how I was right

  • @SamiPuma
    @SamiPuma 4 роки тому +845

    "You go that way, I'll go home" I still say that to this day LOL

    • @Jtraceur5
      @Jtraceur5 3 роки тому +22

      Man I came to the comments just to say that 😂

    • @deathmetaldownhiller7874
      @deathmetaldownhiller7874 Рік тому +1

      Every. Day.

    • @mooneyes1114
      @mooneyes1114 Рік тому +6

      Same, and no one ever gets it...

    • @jasonfuqua4284
      @jasonfuqua4284 Рік тому +1

      My wife has no idea… and she never will.

    • @randot6675
      @randot6675 6 місяців тому +2

      Everytime I play a video game with my brother and there's a party splitting up, we'll always say this lol

  • @GeneralMcNuggs
    @GeneralMcNuggs 6 років тому +2987

    SO underrated. Critics didn't understand what Steve was going for with this film. How they blended the footage was just genius.

    • @SIenderplier
      @SIenderplier 6 років тому +211

      Agreed, whilst the film was objectively bad which is what got it the poor reviews, :) what it lost in objective value it gained in pure entertainment value!

    • @cnchighlights94
      @cnchighlights94 6 років тому +66

      its a parody dud for sure, i forgot the original movie title

    • @neitomonoma8457
      @neitomonoma8457 5 років тому +120

      @@SIenderplier 100% of fans liked it. Critics make a small percentage of audience

    • @FanaticDrummer
      @FanaticDrummer 5 років тому +18

      No the Thumb movies were underrated lol

    • @martyjuannaandcannalynn5553
      @martyjuannaandcannalynn5553 5 років тому +13

      @@FanaticDrummer WEVE BEEN HIT!!

  • @Jtraceur5
    @Jtraceur5 3 роки тому +791

    I've never laughed harder in my life since I saw that woman roll him back down the hill for the first time , holy shit 🤣

    • @umbramaex
      @umbramaex 2 роки тому +45

      “bye-bye!”

    • @SpillTheTEEjabber
      @SpillTheTEEjabber 2 роки тому +41

      So cute ☺
      Bye bye!👋😍

    • @sofakingonmynuts1438
      @sofakingonmynuts1438 2 роки тому +13

      The best origin story

    • @idcstaymadd
      @idcstaymadd 2 роки тому +12

      she picked the baby up.. guess shes gonna bring it home and raise him into a proper person...
      nope... she does that other thing..

    • @smokingcrab2290
      @smokingcrab2290 2 роки тому +4

      Right off the bat the movie starts you off with the insane humor. So good.

  • @memedaddy3095
    @memedaddy3095 6 років тому +2905

    This movie was wayyyyy ahead of its time

  • @OzzyCoop
    @OzzyCoop 5 років тому +659

    "Do you understand?" *NODS HEAD* "No I do not understand"

    • @metalnat27
      @metalnat27 4 роки тому +11

      Watching this while in the train! I'm laughing HISTORICALLY!!!
      People looking at me like I have Ebola! lol.

    • @KodieTheAussieBrony94
      @KodieTheAussieBrony94 3 роки тому +5

      Classic scene

  • @maoribrotha53
    @maoribrotha53 4 роки тому +264

    The “there will be a chosen one” and “It will be significant” bits went straight over my head as a kid.

    • @zanderrobertt
      @zanderrobertt 4 місяці тому +2

      how so? seems pretty straight forward doesn’t it?

    • @maoribrotha53
      @maoribrotha53 4 місяці тому +3

      @@zanderrobertt No a child wouldn’t think that’s meant to be a joke.

    • @sebpapi2000
      @sebpapi2000 4 місяці тому +7

      Same dude😂even though I’ve watched it so many times as a kid now that I’m an adult it’s even funnier now that I understand all the jokes

  • @mortariana
    @mortariana Рік тому +91

    I love the fact whenever there's a post featuring something from this movie, comment sections quickly become movie script and I love it.

  • @THCSKPERSONAL
    @THCSKPERSONAL 5 років тому +374

    I love how the dog barks and two seconds later you hear woof. Lol. Such an underrated movie. Genius stupidity.

  • @s0nnyburnett
    @s0nnyburnett 6 років тому +1811

    Had me dying for air as a kid, always hear the lines in my head and still makes me laugh as an adult.

    • @funkysack288
      @funkysack288 5 років тому +19

      My brother threw up once after the chicken goes cluck cluck cow goes moo part

    • @skyt3265
      @skyt3265 5 років тому +33

      same. my family says “that’s a lot of nuts!”, “weeooweeoweowee”, and occasionally mention Harpo

    • @goldenlion2439
      @goldenlion2439 4 роки тому +7

      Let me guess now you are in your twenties to be exact 24 years old am I right?

    • @gcoca7450
      @gcoca7450 4 роки тому +1

      @@goldenlion2439 well you got me right lol

    • @willambrock2809
      @willambrock2809 4 роки тому +12

      “I’ve got some yellow liquid for your popcorn, and it’s not dairy!”

  • @probincruxiii1727
    @probincruxiii1727 4 роки тому +790

    This movie probably contributed more to meme humor than we could possibly imagine

    • @sadajohn5123
      @sadajohn5123 Рік тому +13

      its not a meme movie its kinda funny movie like cartoons in real life

    • @smokingcrab2290
      @smokingcrab2290 6 місяців тому +6

      It was meta art

    • @BajoyGuitarra7
      @BajoyGuitarra7 3 місяці тому

      ​@@sadajohn5123es una parodia es comparable a un meme moderno

  • @pogimax
    @pogimax 3 роки тому +992

    If I can sum up how significant Kung Pow was to the development of my sense of humor, it would be this:
    IT WAS SIGNIFICANT.

    • @Roflcrabs
      @Roflcrabs 2 роки тому +26

      Please tell me you didn't kill the dog.

    • @pogimax
      @pogimax 2 роки тому +26

      @@Roflcrabs you won't believe what happened next!

    • @Roflcrabs
      @Roflcrabs 2 роки тому +8

      @@pogimax oh jeez

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 2 роки тому +20

      @@Roflcrabs
      Prepare the long rubber glove!

    • @PerthKettlebells
      @PerthKettlebells 2 роки тому +6

      Wee-ooh wee-ooh wee-ooh

  • @systemofafox6487
    @systemofafox6487 5 років тому +502

    "You go that way, I'll go home" 😂😂😂

    • @andykinew
      @andykinew 4 роки тому +24

      I always use that reference and no one gets it lol

    • @ROGGERDASILVA-vz1ur
      @ROGGERDASILVA-vz1ur 9 місяців тому

      Vocês vão por ali e eu vou pra casa😂

  • @stuffthings9618
    @stuffthings9618 4 роки тому +165

    Dont care if critics hate it or people call it childish. This is the funnest movie ever. WAYYY ahead of its time.

    • @smokingcrab2290
      @smokingcrab2290 6 місяців тому +13

      There's two types of people in this world:
      -those who like Kung pow
      -those who are wrong

  • @TWHowl
    @TWHowl 4 роки тому +276

    “BUT....isn’t Betty...a WOMANS name?”
    “Nyyyyaaaaahhhh”
    “Careful, careful! We don’t wanna lose anymore toes!”

  • @Thato
    @Thato 2 роки тому +115

    "You go that way, I'll go home" this scene has been living rent-free in my mind all these years. This movie makes me miss the early 2000s when my brother used to rent Pootie Tang and Kung Pow on VHS. Good times 🥹

  • @amphibianking4277
    @amphibianking4277 5 років тому +1699

    One does not post a compilation of the best moments in Kung Pow without just posting the whole movie

  • @pyrotechnick420
    @pyrotechnick420 4 роки тому +544

    1:50 I had no idea how genius this scene was.
    In this scene in the original movie the old man is just coughing cause he's sick.
    But Bob saw the opportunity for a laugh and composited the moths going in his mouth.
    This is next level editing humor

    • @TWHowl
      @TWHowl 4 роки тому +22

      What are the odds of that?!

    • @lucasward5808
      @lucasward5808 4 роки тому +4

      What is the original movie called?

    • @rickwilliams4573
      @rickwilliams4573 3 роки тому +26

      "Tiger & Crane Fists" released in 1976. Full movie is free on UA-cam

    • @Bookish1995
      @Bookish1995 2 роки тому +5

      @@TWHowl he edited it .... so 100%

    • @KodieTheAussieBrony94
      @KodieTheAussieBrony94 2 роки тому +1

      @@rickwilliams4573 And the comments on that are really all to do with this fantastic movie

  • @glennhoddle10
    @glennhoddle10 5 років тому +730

    *"That's a lot of nuts !!! That'll be 4 bucks, baby! You want fries with that?"*

    • @SamiPuma
      @SamiPuma 4 роки тому +25

      To this day I still say that joke to my friends LOL

    • @mjcaboose8036
      @mjcaboose8036 4 роки тому +49

      HE JUST LEFT...WITH NUTS!!

    • @jumnei5159
      @jumnei5159 4 роки тому +13

      AND HE DIDN'T PAY

    • @ryu7408
      @ryu7408 4 роки тому

      @@SamiPuma hahaha me too!

    • @panzerofthelake506
      @panzerofthelake506 3 роки тому +1

      @@jumnei5159 HOW DARE HE??

  • @MalcoDude
    @MalcoDude Рік тому +44

    When I 1st rented this film from blockbusters the lady said "are you sure, everyone hates this film?"
    Went home and watched it and nearly passed out I laughed so much!! One of the most understood and best comedies ever made!!!

    • @neptunemike
      @neptunemike 7 місяців тому +7

      by “everyone” she was probably talking about the snooty critics

  • @TheKlyn10
    @TheKlyn10 6 років тому +283

    "On that day, the chosen one learned a valuable lesson about the tiger claw....
    THEY HURT LIKE CRAP MAN!!!"

    • @macrussell78
      @macrussell78 20 днів тому

      "The chosen one was clearly not ready. He should've listened to that one boob'd chick."

  • @TheWorldWillNotEnd1
    @TheWorldWillNotEnd1 5 років тому +482

    the delayed dog bark xD
    *_MY SIDES HAVE LEFT THE CHAT_*

    • @AichaAicha-yd3vu
      @AichaAicha-yd3vu 4 роки тому +2

      klod guyyyyyyy

    • @georgiefenton7455
      @georgiefenton7455 4 роки тому +12

      That part literally had me choking for air when I saw it first

    • @gramkrakrs92
      @gramkrakrs92 4 місяці тому

      This isn't even the best one, there's one scene where the dog barks, and then does a circle and lays down and THEN the sound comes 😂

  • @unsociableethan9837
    @unsociableethan9837 7 років тому +461

    It's still funny but nothing beats the first time I watched him roll down the hill as a baby. I was in tears laughing

  • @KingKongLaQuiesha
    @KingKongLaQuiesha 4 місяці тому +15

    I will never forget seeing this movie in theaters when I was middle school and thinking it was the funniest movie ever made.

  • @n-extrafries-surprise
    @n-extrafries-surprise 6 років тому +646

    This is High Budget Abridged movie. If not the best, however if you beg to differ.
    _I implore you to reconsider_

    • @jemimafajutagana5475
      @jemimafajutagana5475 5 років тому +13

      I'm someone else's mommy!

    • @ssgokublack4813
      @ssgokublack4813 5 років тому +9

      Hmmm ooookayyy

    • @ajduong
      @ajduong 4 роки тому +16

      I honestly reckon this is the great-granddaddy of abridging

    • @danny08390
      @danny08390 4 роки тому

      Watch hercules returns. That was hilarious

  • @devonkaijuwarrior8009
    @devonkaijuwarrior8009 10 років тому +470

    to hell with critics, this is a great movie

    • @greenskull3393
      @greenskull3393 6 років тому +31

      Rageous Kong critics hate anything that's different.

    • @TheHillbillyHybrid
      @TheHillbillyHybrid 6 років тому +29

      Critics do not understand the greatness that is enter the fist

    • @fanficdaddy
      @fanficdaddy 16 днів тому +1

      Parodies are an entirely different breed, and should be critiqued in their own way

  • @steveberlack
    @steveberlack 5 років тому +175

    "That's alotta NUTS!!!" I don't know why, but the first time I heard that line I fell on the floor and couldn't breathe for like 5 minutes. LOL

    • @idcstaymadd
      @idcstaymadd 2 роки тому +1

      there was something in his voice that makes it really funny... i ddnt get the meaning of it the first time, but it made me crack.. even after watching it a hundred times, this movie gets me teary eyed..

    • @anthonym5395
      @anthonym5395 2 роки тому +1

      Same. But to be fair I pretty much couldn't breathe from laughing throughout the entire film.

    • @MadBulik
      @MadBulik 2 роки тому +3

      That's because the voice is screaming, and the character is obviously not.

  • @KristenDETW
    @KristenDETW 3 роки тому +46

    The 'hey guys, what's going on?' part always kills me 🤣

  • @Treyworld
    @Treyworld 8 років тому +593

    "You go that way! I'll go home!"
    Still kills me after all these years. XD

    • @jeremyking9108
      @jeremyking9108 8 років тому +32

      +Treyworld I have been quoting that for years and most people look at me like I am crazy. The fools.

    • @noobking111
      @noobking111 8 років тому +28

      +Treyworld THAT WILL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT!?

    • @speedboy6776
      @speedboy6776 8 років тому +5

      Right? Why is that line so god damn funny? I can't figure it out.

    • @Dasgath
      @Dasgath 8 років тому +1

      Orson...

    • @keithplate1861
      @keithplate1861 8 років тому

      alien conspiracy

  • @N8tiveWeeb
    @N8tiveWeeb 4 роки тому +138

    lmaoooo "who's that?"
    **speaks bars in chinese**
    sub:"..........idk."
    the best

  • @Lightray110
    @Lightray110 5 років тому +380

    "Eeny meeny miny Mo. I wonder where my glove will go" LOL

    • @wonder777warrior6
      @wonder777warrior6 4 роки тому +10

      @Flech Hyspace theyre going to get fisted.

    • @emorgoth2k971
      @emorgoth2k971 4 роки тому +14

      prepare.... the long... rubber glove

    • @EviltheNub
      @EviltheNub 4 роки тому +10

      and that's why the subtitle is Enter the Fist

    • @chilkootsailor492
      @chilkootsailor492 3 роки тому +7

      "I am a man of special needs. Prepare the long rubber glove."

    • @ShinySuitTheory
      @ShinySuitTheory 3 роки тому

      I didn’t understand this joke as a kid

  • @_kijetesantakalu
    @_kijetesantakalu 3 роки тому +97

    This movie's humor was truly before it's time.

  • @doschinaski3889
    @doschinaski3889 5 років тому +423

    Honestly the best film in existence. Pure gold. Pure great. This film is amazing and wonderful, no, it needs a word stronger than that. Like "grazing" or "amazderful"... Yes, this film is amazderful.

    • @hakureikura9052
      @hakureikura9052 3 роки тому +12

      but people are easily offended... many people will find it bad and wrong... badong...

    • @uhulpires
      @uhulpires 3 роки тому +16

      From now on I'll stay on the opposite side of this film, lufredzama!

    • @gnodab2036
      @gnodab2036 2 роки тому +1

      @@uhulpires Nice try.

    • @asdf2593
      @asdf2593 2 роки тому +1

      @@hakureikura9052 ive never heard of anyone offended by this movie. Have you?

    • @niks660097
      @niks660097 Рік тому

      @@asdf2593 its 2023, there will always be that one pussy..

  • @landonletterman831
    @landonletterman831 4 роки тому +189

    I love when they're running off from hitting him with those sticks
    "Nobody say anything to mom!"

  • @fitzyakamcsyke
    @fitzyakamcsyke 6 років тому +541

    "THERE WILL BE A CHOSEN ONE..."
    "...AND IT WILL BE SIGNIFICANT...!"

  • @MisterGiygas
    @MisterGiygas 2 роки тому +89

    I was very fortunate to see this movie in the theaters with my uncle in 2002. I was 11. The entire audience was just exploding with laughter the entire way through. What a beautiful memory.
    Nearly twenty years later and I swear it's still the funniest movie I've ever seen.

  • @peytonalexander5300
    @peytonalexander5300 9 років тому +706

    10:04 "You go that way. I'll go home!"
    God this movie is perfect.

    • @JayVas685
      @JayVas685 9 років тому +16

      Now I know what to choose for my senior quote.

    • @cameronsmith3238
      @cameronsmith3238 9 років тому

      Jesus Cuevas Lol right???

    • @BloodySeaGullsRoss
      @BloodySeaGullsRoss 9 років тому +20

      Peyton Westmoreland I implore you to reconsider.

    • @mrwri
      @mrwri 9 років тому +7

      +Peyton Westmoreland
      Full list of perfect movies:
      Kung Pow
      Supertroopers

    • @blofeld39
      @blofeld39 9 років тому +1

      +BloodySeaGulls Ross Hmmmmm... okay.

  • @AndrewCalifornia101
    @AndrewCalifornia101 5 років тому +197

    "master tang what are you doing here?"
    "I've come to kick ass"

  • @Gasrullen
    @Gasrullen 9 років тому +41

    "I implore you to reconsider" and the dubed dog gets me bigtime, every time, one of the best movies, EVER!

    • @TheoP582
      @TheoP582 11 місяців тому

      Hmm OKAAAAAYY

  • @MrKingoverall
    @MrKingoverall 3 роки тому +13

    "Weeeehyoooo, peeeehyooooo, weeeeehyooo"
    Best line from the greatest movie ever !

  • @kellzgee7065
    @kellzgee7065 5 років тому +315

    This is so underrated, i use to watch this all the time and my daughter loved it when she was around 5 and 6 it always had her weak and she's 21 now and still loves it. Her favorite part was always the baby rolling down the hill then the women picking him up and saying "so cute" then continue to roll him down the hill again😭😭😭😭😂😂 so many funny moments though ughhhh i miss it

    • @kani7063
      @kani7063 4 роки тому +1

      Kellz Gee k

    • @MrJobelp
      @MrJobelp 4 роки тому

      Kellz Gee she’s 21 ;)

    • @abdelll9737
      @abdelll9737 4 роки тому +2

      Kellz Gee You have great sense of humor. 😂 My kinda gal!

    • @platinumboi88
      @platinumboi88 4 роки тому +1

      Buh-bye 😂😂

    • @horizonfan
      @horizonfan 4 роки тому +4

      Me and my brothers would play fight and we would say “another Paralyzer” when we would hit each other and if someone was hurt on the floor we would say “do you need a glass of water or something” 😂

  • @TyYourNewBFF
    @TyYourNewBFF 5 років тому +1152

    “There will be a chosen one”
    “It will be significant”

  • @mrwri
    @mrwri 9 років тому +173

    If I was trapped on a desert island and I could only have three movies to ever watch, i'd ask for three copies of Kung Pow in case two of them break.

  • @DargioProductions
    @DargioProductions 4 роки тому +160

    This was abridging before abridging was a thing!

  • @SirIkeMedia
    @SirIkeMedia 10 років тому +2123

    This movie needs a sequel. Like seriously.

    • @nicbest1
      @nicbest1 7 років тому +144

      the one titted lady said their would be a sequel still waiting on that :(

    • @shikamarunara8920
      @shikamarunara8920 6 років тому +5

      agreed

    • @BigAlvideos101
      @BigAlvideos101 6 років тому +56

      A sequel was actually announced in the summer of 2015 by Steve Oedekerk and is currently in the works! CUE TONGUE-Y HYPE SCREAM!!!

    • @AmbrociousXP
      @AmbrociousXP 6 років тому +31

      KUNG POW: TONGUE OF FURY - Hopefully coming soon

    • @WJMLLC
      @WJMLLC 6 років тому +14

      I hope not can not stand when comedy classic try to make sequels.

  • @christopherchasteen4990
    @christopherchasteen4990 6 років тому +84

    Chosen One: "DOG!!!!"
    Dog: *(painfully whines)*
    Chosen One: "It's okay, boy!"
    Dog: *(Pants.. until chokes up last breath)*
    Chosen One: *(Despairs)* "NO, IT'S NOT!!!"

  • @WinkWink9000
    @WinkWink9000 6 років тому +165

    "Betty has gone too far, killing is wrong, and bad. There should be a new stronger word for killing, like, bad wrong or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing, gnodab."
    My god, dabing is JUSTICE

    • @natedogg9569
      @natedogg9569 5 років тому +1

      lol

    • @brianrooke2338
      @brianrooke2338 4 роки тому

      The gnodab scene was my favorite one probably followed by the tiger birdie one. So great.

  • @zimbolimbo2408
    @zimbolimbo2408 Рік тому +14

    The humour, the visuals, dubbing, writing, the imagination and wild idea was way beyond it's time. This piece of art can never be replicated again. Steve Oedekerk, you will forever be a legend. Thank you.

  • @MasterBetty69
    @MasterBetty69 6 років тому +310

    The most quotable movie of all time.

  • @dvmpgmhl1191
    @dvmpgmhl1191 4 роки тому +423

    The guy who made this movie is the same guy who made Jimmy Neutron. Think about that.

    • @dabada110
      @dabada110 4 роки тому +89

      And directed the ace ventura films

    • @parading_panda1210
      @parading_panda1210 4 роки тому +26

      And Thumbtanic. And all the Thumb movies.

    • @Mannyjbad
      @Mannyjbad 4 роки тому +12

      @@parading_panda1210 best thumb movie is the blair thumb imo 😌

    • @parading_panda1210
      @parading_panda1210 4 роки тому +9

      @@Mannyjbad honestly, you're right. Gotta love Jish and their recreating of the iconic crying with snot bubbles scene 😂

    • @Mannyjbad
      @Mannyjbad 4 роки тому +3

      @@parading_panda1210 welp time to rewatch all of these lol

  • @bhcbhc
    @bhcbhc 6 років тому +678

    lol. We purposely trained him wrong ... as a joke.

  • @877-SHAXX-NOW
    @877-SHAXX-NOW 2 роки тому +15

    "Its okay boy."
    *Dog dies*
    "No it's not!"
    Every line in this movie is so good lol

  • @l3ryan_328
    @l3ryan_328 6 років тому +144

    "It's gonna be OK boy "
    Dog dies
    "No it's not " 😂😂

  • @mattakudesu
    @mattakudesu 8 років тому +88

    when i was a teenager, me and my friends fucking LOVED this movie. We quoted it to no end and I even remember watching this movie like almost every day for months. This movie developed a lot of my sense of humor.

  • @Truthweave
    @Truthweave 8 років тому +8321

    You call this the best of Kung Pow? The entire movie is the best of Kung Pow

  • @ImagineBeingFat
    @ImagineBeingFat 3 роки тому +90

    I remember being a teen... seeing this for the first time. Literally one of the ONLY times I legit cried laughing in a movie. Of course I was young and immature, but my god. Just so damn original. LOL
    Watching him stick his tongue out for milk lol just still amazing.

  • @SkumleBones
    @SkumleBones 9 років тому +344

    this was when stupid funny movies were actually good , not like fucking epic movie and sharknado bullshit

    • @tonyvercetti7792
      @tonyvercetti7792 8 років тому +19

      True dat. I hate those epic movie, date movie bullshit.

    • @AlucardC99
      @AlucardC99 8 років тому

      Sharknado is awesome!

    • @readyorgormotti4714
      @readyorgormotti4714 8 років тому +4

      +justin carrabello lol no
      just no

    • @AlucardC99
      @AlucardC99 8 років тому

      BLUEATTACKER 6669 yes just yes

    • @readyorgormotti4714
      @readyorgormotti4714 8 років тому +2

      justin carrabello It's really not. It's the dumbest movie I've seen in a long time.

  • @cocodriloco7780
    @cocodriloco7780 8 років тому +105

    When I heard the dog being dubbed over, I screamed in laughter. xD

  • @captain_hat6247
    @captain_hat6247 7 років тому +40

    The guy dancing with the boombox in the background is phenomenal.

  • @smokingcrab2290
    @smokingcrab2290 6 місяців тому +5

    13:02 this is such an underrated part. Not only was the hand and flipphone motion edited absolutely seamlessly into the footage, but the fact that he's holding the phone a foot away from his face due to the yelling, and ALSO the fact that the chosen one was literally just a few footsteps away, which means that the chosen one would have heard him yelling about him. So really this dude is the world's worst informant lmao 🤣

  • @pmw1993
    @pmw1993 10 років тому +456

    Why the fuck has this not gotten a sequel when Transformers got three?!

    • @EMoneyDJ
      @EMoneyDJ 10 років тому +21

      And they already made part of the sequel at the end of the first movie lol.

    • @awad7391
      @awad7391 10 років тому +2

      cause it's not a good movie.

    • @KyleCrossGaming
      @KyleCrossGaming 10 років тому +50

      Faustt Dagon And the Transformers movies WERE?

    • @leonreaper90
      @leonreaper90 10 років тому +37

      Faustt Dagon I implore you to reconsider

    • @Godzilla52
      @Godzilla52 10 років тому +15

      Faustt Dagon It's a better movie than any of the tranfsomers movies.

  • @Orion_TheyThem
    @Orion_TheyThem 6 років тому +309

    This was one of my Favourite movies as a teen. And still is when I need a good, bellyaching laugh.
    I remember watching it on DirectTV when it came out. My oldest brother recorded it and my whole family watched it one Sunday afternoon (my parents, all three brothers, and their girlfriends at the time). My mother thought it was stupid and went to her room half way through. But my dad, my brothers, and I were all dying laughing. 😂😂🤣🤣 One of my favourite family memories. So good.

    • @Nunya7211
      @Nunya7211 2 роки тому +6

      My mom hated it too 😂 but the rest of us loved it

    • @smokingcrab2290
      @smokingcrab2290 2 роки тому +6

      My mom picked it up from blockbuster one day. We turned it on and the both of us were dying at how outrageous it was. My dad didn't watch it. Then I showed it to my brother and then the both of us died watching it. We have quoted the movie ever since and still do to this day. I just quoted it the other day.

    • @rezayoosfi970
      @rezayoosfi970 Рік тому +3

      @@Nunya7211 When I was a kid I hated drinking milk. Once when I watch the cow fight scene, my older sister came and tell me The Man became stronger to beat the cow just after he tasted a drop of its milk and I believe it 😂

  • @user-ff4pi9dc3g
    @user-ff4pi9dc3g 5 років тому +52

    i love how all of their voices are done by the main character (the white guy) and he even voices over himself

  • @zizimugen4470
    @zizimugen4470 3 роки тому +28

    This video really should be about 90 minutes long.
    But the friggin gophers. The fixed camera on the gopher was such a ridiculous yet perfect shot.

  • @LeftIsBest001
    @LeftIsBest001 7 років тому +38

    Then, he told me the significance.
    "It will be significant"
    And then he killed the dog...
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @joianduron-burdeos9542
    @joianduron-burdeos9542 5 років тому +49

    One of my favorite movies. Haha! I almost forgot the title all I remember is the line “Chosen one, weeeew weeeew weeew!”
    Good thing I found this! 😂🤣❤️

  • @KandiKid87
    @KandiKid87 10 років тому +45

    "My nipples look like Milk Duds!" I died. Lol. I am always quoting this movie.

  • @rr.studios
    @rr.studios 2 роки тому +3

    *Japanese Sub* :
    "Please, I want to do it because it gives me joy and I really want to do some kick ass cool action shit. Come on, pretty please? Doing cool stuff like that is my life's mission and fulfillment."
    *English Dub* :
    "I implore you to reconsider"

  • @baronvg
    @baronvg 5 років тому +181

    My friend and I watched this when it came out. The whole theater was roaring with laughter. It was also the first time I saw the matrix get parodied (with the cow) and the whole thing was a great and fun time.

  • @AvieRaptor
    @AvieRaptor 9 років тому +1263

    Who is he? *speaks for 5 seconds* "I dont know"

    • @mrwri
      @mrwri 9 років тому +155

      +balthier74 Truly one of the greatest films of our age.

    • @nachofajita734
      @nachofajita734 7 років тому +18

      I always wanted to do the same like that scene.. When someone asks me something and i just do that for 5 seconds and reply "i don't know" 😂

    • @peterkoed9673
      @peterkoed9673 6 років тому +11

      I love that scene. No fucking language gas ever taken that long to say "i don't know"

    • @MrSaiyan333
      @MrSaiyan333 5 років тому

      Interesting, in Hungarian dub there were some additional lines.

    • @rayd3657
      @rayd3657 5 років тому +3

      That's a lot of nuts!,

  • @JokkeBorge
    @JokkeBorge 9 років тому +66

    "Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moooo!" that bit is hilarious x'D and where is the "Chosen one! I'm coming! Chosen one! I'm coming! Chosen one! I'm coming" scene?

    • @ekimaulthar2044
      @ekimaulthar2044 7 років тому +2

      that latter one was pretty chilling.
      After all; a tiny net is a *death sentence*!!!
      It's a NET and it's TINY!!!!

    • @papi-sauce
      @papi-sauce 6 років тому +1

      And he gets farther and farther haha

    • @funkysack288
      @funkysack288 5 років тому +1

      My brother threw up after that seen. He couldn't breath.

  • @janlim0916
    @janlim0916 4 роки тому +101

    The quotes in this movie are a masterpiece.

  • @BlackGryph0n
    @BlackGryph0n 5 років тому +572

    Legendary!! 😂 Man, I love this guy!!

    • @BallinBubblegum
      @BallinBubblegum 5 років тому +3

      Wow dude I had no idea you had so many subs congrats. I just know you from brony’s react

    • @eugeneimbangyorteza
      @eugeneimbangyorteza 4 роки тому +3

      WOW IT'S BLACK GRYPH0N!!!! I LOVE YOUR TASTE DUDE! BIG FAN!

    • @breakborn8956
      @breakborn8956 3 роки тому +3

      Wow, man! What are you doing here?😂
      I love you, dude

    • @azizsports1925
      @azizsports1925 3 роки тому +1

      @@BallinBubblegum рз к Рокоссовского и ц

    • @KodieTheAussieBrony94
      @KodieTheAussieBrony94 3 роки тому +4

      Damn, Black Gryphon loves Kung Pow too? So awesome

  • @renzoroldan291
    @renzoroldan291 8 років тому +170

    I AM A GREAT MAGICIAN, YOUR CLOTHES ARE RED!
    Wow wow please do that again

    • @Balrog124
      @Balrog124 8 років тому +4

      +sin conexión Your clothes are black!

    • @Mossy500A
      @Mossy500A 8 років тому +5

      +sin conexión Now they're black!!

    • @AR-mz5gw
      @AR-mz5gw 8 років тому +7

      +Mossy500A
      you go that way, I'll go home

    • @rymac2586
      @rymac2586 6 років тому +3

      I was looking for this... YOUR SHIRT IS BLUE! RED!
      Also, they showed the tiny net but not the bad dude saying "mmm tiny neeeet"

  • @maxacorn
    @maxacorn 10 років тому +404

    this was the last truly great parody movie and it really deserves more praise over these crappy movies we have that are nothing more than reusing popular memes and current celebs who are easy to make fun. kung pow was the airplane of its time and is one of the greatest parodies of all time. :D

    • @fretpuke
      @fretpuke 10 років тому +14

      Yeh it was good because it came from before. Stuff now is shit compared to before.
      -what everyone has been saying since the dawn of man.

    • @MrMattsOK
      @MrMattsOK 10 років тому +23

      Fret Puke
      I believe he's talking about all those shit spin offs of Scary Movie such as Epic Movie or "insert topic here" movie.

    • @fretpuke
      @fretpuke 10 років тому

      MrMattsOK But dude some of those movies were from some of the the guys who made dude where's my epic spartan at?

    • @aa1to
      @aa1to 10 років тому +17

      I kind of agree, but I'd recommend Black Dynamite as well. Especially if you enjoyed the 70's Blaxplotion films in any way :)

    • @KyleCrossGaming
      @KyleCrossGaming 10 років тому +13

      Johannes Aalto Yes! Black Dynamite is excellent. Definitely worthy to put beside Kung Pow. But sadly it's one of the few truly quality parody films to come out in recent years, if not the only one.

  • @Tripp393
    @Tripp393 Рік тому +19

    This movie was drop dead hilarious when I was a kid and still is. Very thankful the creators made this movie for us.

  • @gdoliner
    @gdoliner 10 років тому +33

    I LOVE that this starts with the baby rolling down the hill scene.
    so cute, bye bye!
    Korianne Doliner

  • @googull271
    @googull271 10 років тому +91

    I loved this movie, bought the DVD! My teenage son and I laughed so hard and then we were quoting crap from this show for about a month, lol. We drove my wife nuts!

    • @HappyStonerComedy
      @HappyStonerComedy 10 років тому +14

      and then you killed the dog.
      ;)

    • @FireCalvinMaster
      @FireCalvinMaster 10 років тому +11

      ***** Dont do it! It's bad and wrong... its BADONG!

    • @HappyStonerComedy
      @HappyStonerComedy 10 років тому +13

      FireCalvinMaster OHHH TACO BELL TACO BELL, PRODUCT PLACEMENT WITH TACO BELL, hahaha

    • @live4marilyn
      @live4marilyn 10 років тому +14

      THATS ALOT OF NUTS!!!

    • @FireCalvinMaster
      @FireCalvinMaster 10 років тому +12

      live4marilyn WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT BABY?

  • @Blad3sofWaR
    @Blad3sofWaR 7 років тому +405

    I can't believe how poorly this movie got rated....I died laughing from Beginning to End...... TRULY a UNDERRATED MOVIE!

    • @ZeldaFreak4by2
      @ZeldaFreak4by2 7 років тому +39

      If you notice, the critics view it very low because they felt like it was the worst kind of humor. The people who watched the movie rated it higher.
      The critics can shove those reviews up their dirty holes! This movie pulled off the "dumb yet funny" comedy too well!

    • @janglenutter3820
      @janglenutter3820 5 років тому +6

      Because critics don't know their head from their asses and generally have different opinions from regular movie goers.

    • @earthjin2000
      @earthjin2000 5 років тому +7

      Sadly I laughed my ass off watching this movie at the theater but I did see several people walk out complaining.

    • @janglenutter3820
      @janglenutter3820 5 років тому +4

      @@earthjin2000 Probably because they didn't understand before the movie started that it was a comedic parody of old kung fu movies.

    • @jeremykegley1669
      @jeremykegley1669 5 років тому +3

      @@janglenutter3820 Some people suck and have no sense of humor!

  • @DurvalLacerda
    @DurvalLacerda 2 роки тому +13

    This is one of my favorite scenes in the movie: 3:53 "Hey, guys, what's going on?"
    Brilliant

  • @Ridriel
    @Ridriel 4 роки тому +66

    12:16 this part always cracks me up. "scam some chicks maybe". The way he says it lmao

  • @RoyalGrigsby
    @RoyalGrigsby 8 років тому +159

    That moment when you randomly quote Kung Pow in a room full of people and lock eyes with the one person who gets it!

    • @dirtyjew1974
      @dirtyjew1974 6 років тому +5

      RoyalGrigsby to bad I've never had that happen, I've quoted phrases several times lol

    • @paulotero5502
      @paulotero5502 6 років тому +3

      @@dirtyjew1974 don't give up, you're still young

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 6 років тому +1

      I hope you marry that person

    • @MrSaiyan333
      @MrSaiyan333 5 років тому +1

      When I discovered, that a good friend of mine is a fan of this movie. :)

    • @jmthill
      @jmthill 4 роки тому +1

      @@DakotaofRaptors What if that person is his uncle?

  • @paisagil
    @paisagil 9 років тому +41

    This movie, when I was young my friend and I memorized every line from it. "I am great magician, your clothes are red!" Hahaha XD

  • @MadameMorosely
    @MadameMorosely 4 роки тому +84

    "Beware the song about big butts, he beats you up while he plays it"

  • @eddzetarabbit
    @eddzetarabbit 9 років тому +159

    Its thirteen years now, and this movie is still funny and it never gets old!

    • @swippa1000
      @swippa1000 9 років тому

      how u had to be like 2

    • @joserivera5619
      @joserivera5619 6 років тому +1

      I'm about to ask for this movie at my local record shop

    • @sheeeitmayn4384
      @sheeeitmayn4384 2 роки тому +10

      20 years now.

    • @ZenDonn
      @ZenDonn 2 роки тому +2

      @@swippa1000 it was released in australia in 2000 not 2002

  • @IoIxD
    @IoIxD 6 років тому +490

    *_YOU KILLED MY FAMILY, AND I DON’T LIKE THAT KIND OF THING_*

    • @finnaseeroses6400
      @finnaseeroses6400 4 роки тому +2

      @Michaelle Green no its *Gnorwdab* lol

    • @andreysantiago6255
      @andreysantiago6255 6 місяців тому

      What was that song that was playing?

    • @IoIxD
      @IoIxD 6 місяців тому

      @@andreysantiago6255 Black Betty

  • @generalbanana1885
    @generalbanana1885 9 років тому +28

    "If you guys are all alive, then surely Wimp Lo...." *finds his body covered in flies*

  • @charmicarmicat2981
    @charmicarmicat2981 2 роки тому +30

    I was super into Kung fu movies when I was a kid. I saw drunken boxer and just became obsessed. My parents let me rent this movie from blockbuster in like maybe 2005 or 6 or something. I didn’t get any of the jokes at all yet because I was still so young.
    Rewatching it as an adult was so fucking funny and one of the hardest times I had ever laughed in my life. A criminally underrated comedy

  • @ronaldoandkakafan
    @ronaldoandkakafan 6 років тому +61

    FINALLY I FOUND THIS MASTERPIECE!!! Thank you Lord from above! I've been looking for this since the early 2000s when I was like 7,8,9,10 and I'm 23 now lol. This movie was always in my mind but i never knew its name. At last I found Kung Pow! And the World Cup started ah yeah!!

    • @magnetacyan5032
      @magnetacyan5032 4 роки тому

      Lol could have googled talking toungue kung fu movie

    • @idcstaymadd
      @idcstaymadd 2 роки тому

      @@magnetacyan5032 i found it by typing kung-fu cow

  • @wolfeyez
    @wolfeyez 8 років тому +424

    "Hey, who is he?
    ................................................................................................................................. I don't know."

  • @enriqueshockwave7632
    @enriqueshockwave7632 5 років тому +85

    Taco Bell Taco Bell...Product placement with Taco Bell....Makes me crave a Chalupa even in 2019!!

  • @music4lifesux
    @music4lifesux 4 роки тому +13

    I honestly can't wrap my head around why critics hated this movie so much. It's fucking HILARIOUS, literally every scene has me laughing so hard I can barely breathe.

  • @SantiGNR93
    @SantiGNR93 8 років тому +339

    5:56 "Ohhh... Taco Bell... Taco Bell, product placement with Taco Bell... enchirito, macho burrito!"

    • @cracklasco
      @cracklasco 8 років тому +27

      SantiGNR93 one of the best ways to show off Product Placement in movie history.

    • @mattfraile9325
      @mattfraile9325 7 років тому +4

      christian velasco how about Wayne's world 2

    • @gator9339
      @gator9339 5 років тому +7

      I always thought it was nacho burrito lol

    • @kokckkokck9403
      @kokckkokck9403 5 років тому

      @@mattfraile9325 .MattFraile

    • @AlastorTheNPDemon
      @AlastorTheNPDemon 5 років тому

      Taco Bell had anchoritos... I miss them dearly.

  • @jaycewraley9329
    @jaycewraley9329 7 років тому +601

    this movie is stupid. the comedy is childish and immature.
    love it.

  • @arsenelupin1854
    @arsenelupin1854 6 років тому +9

    Crane School Students: "ONE! OF US! IS WEARING! A PUSH-UP BRA! IT'S LACEY! AND CUTE! WITH ADDED! SUPPORT!"

    • @chilkootsailor492
      @chilkootsailor492 3 роки тому +1

      "Our! Sexual! Preferences! Are! No one's! Businesses! But! Our! Own!"