Did anyone else know that apparently this isn't too far off from the original sub? I don't know for sure but I think the guy actually said something to the effect of "I don't know" based on the original movies subtitles.
Fun Fact; Not only was Steve Oedekerk the writer, director and main character in this movie, but he also provided the voices for every character in this movie except for Whoa.
I’ll never forget that my dad decided THIS would be my upbringing for a movie to watch as a kid… it did not disappoint. My humor is legit this whole script to this day.
Agreed, whilst the film was objectively bad which is what got it the poor reviews, :) what it lost in objective value it gained in pure entertainment value!
"You go that way, I'll go home" this scene has been living rent-free in my mind all these years. This movie makes me miss the early 2000s when my brother used to rent Pootie Tang and Kung Pow on VHS. Good times 🥹
1:50 I had no idea how genius this scene was. In this scene in the original movie the old man is just coughing cause he's sick. But Bob saw the opportunity for a laugh and composited the moths going in his mouth. This is next level editing humor
When I 1st rented this film from blockbusters the lady said "are you sure, everyone hates this film?" Went home and watched it and nearly passed out I laughed so much!! One of the most understood and best comedies ever made!!!
there was something in his voice that makes it really funny... i ddnt get the meaning of it the first time, but it made me crack.. even after watching it a hundred times, this movie gets me teary eyed..
Honestly the best film in existence. Pure gold. Pure great. This film is amazing and wonderful, no, it needs a word stronger than that. Like "grazing" or "amazderful"... Yes, this film is amazderful.
I was very fortunate to see this movie in the theaters with my uncle in 2002. I was 11. The entire audience was just exploding with laughter the entire way through. What a beautiful memory. Nearly twenty years later and I swear it's still the funniest movie I've ever seen.
This is so underrated, i use to watch this all the time and my daughter loved it when she was around 5 and 6 it always had her weak and she's 21 now and still loves it. Her favorite part was always the baby rolling down the hill then the women picking him up and saying "so cute" then continue to roll him down the hill again😭😭😭😭😂😂 so many funny moments though ughhhh i miss it
Me and my brothers would play fight and we would say “another Paralyzer” when we would hit each other and if someone was hurt on the floor we would say “do you need a glass of water or something” 😂
"Betty has gone too far, killing is wrong, and bad. There should be a new stronger word for killing, like, bad wrong or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing, gnodab." My god, dabing is JUSTICE
The humour, the visuals, dubbing, writing, the imagination and wild idea was way beyond it's time. This piece of art can never be replicated again. Steve Oedekerk, you will forever be a legend. Thank you.
when i was a teenager, me and my friends fucking LOVED this movie. We quoted it to no end and I even remember watching this movie like almost every day for months. This movie developed a lot of my sense of humor.
I remember being a teen... seeing this for the first time. Literally one of the ONLY times I legit cried laughing in a movie. Of course I was young and immature, but my god. Just so damn original. LOL Watching him stick his tongue out for milk lol just still amazing.
13:02 this is such an underrated part. Not only was the hand and flipphone motion edited absolutely seamlessly into the footage, but the fact that he's holding the phone a foot away from his face due to the yelling, and ALSO the fact that the chosen one was literally just a few footsteps away, which means that the chosen one would have heard him yelling about him. So really this dude is the world's worst informant lmao 🤣
This was one of my Favourite movies as a teen. And still is when I need a good, bellyaching laugh. I remember watching it on DirectTV when it came out. My oldest brother recorded it and my whole family watched it one Sunday afternoon (my parents, all three brothers, and their girlfriends at the time). My mother thought it was stupid and went to her room half way through. But my dad, my brothers, and I were all dying laughing. 😂😂🤣🤣 One of my favourite family memories. So good.
My mom picked it up from blockbuster one day. We turned it on and the both of us were dying at how outrageous it was. My dad didn't watch it. Then I showed it to my brother and then the both of us died watching it. We have quoted the movie ever since and still do to this day. I just quoted it the other day.
@@Nunya7211 When I was a kid I hated drinking milk. Once when I watch the cow fight scene, my older sister came and tell me The Man became stronger to beat the cow just after he tasted a drop of its milk and I believe it 😂
*Japanese Sub* : "Please, I want to do it because it gives me joy and I really want to do some kick ass cool action shit. Come on, pretty please? Doing cool stuff like that is my life's mission and fulfillment." *English Dub* : "I implore you to reconsider"
My friend and I watched this when it came out. The whole theater was roaring with laughter. It was also the first time I saw the matrix get parodied (with the cow) and the whole thing was a great and fun time.
"Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moooo!" that bit is hilarious x'D and where is the "Chosen one! I'm coming! Chosen one! I'm coming! Chosen one! I'm coming" scene?
this was the last truly great parody movie and it really deserves more praise over these crappy movies we have that are nothing more than reusing popular memes and current celebs who are easy to make fun. kung pow was the airplane of its time and is one of the greatest parodies of all time. :D
Johannes Aalto Yes! Black Dynamite is excellent. Definitely worthy to put beside Kung Pow. But sadly it's one of the few truly quality parody films to come out in recent years, if not the only one.
I loved this movie, bought the DVD! My teenage son and I laughed so hard and then we were quoting crap from this show for about a month, lol. We drove my wife nuts!
If you notice, the critics view it very low because they felt like it was the worst kind of humor. The people who watched the movie rated it higher. The critics can shove those reviews up their dirty holes! This movie pulled off the "dumb yet funny" comedy too well!
I was super into Kung fu movies when I was a kid. I saw drunken boxer and just became obsessed. My parents let me rent this movie from blockbuster in like maybe 2005 or 6 or something. I didn’t get any of the jokes at all yet because I was still so young. Rewatching it as an adult was so fucking funny and one of the hardest times I had ever laughed in my life. A criminally underrated comedy
FINALLY I FOUND THIS MASTERPIECE!!! Thank you Lord from above! I've been looking for this since the early 2000s when I was like 7,8,9,10 and I'm 23 now lol. This movie was always in my mind but i never knew its name. At last I found Kung Pow! And the World Cup started ah yeah!!
"Hey, who is he? ................................................................................................................................. I don't know."
I honestly can't wrap my head around why critics hated this movie so much. It's fucking HILARIOUS, literally every scene has me laughing so hard I can barely breathe.
the out-of-sync dog bark gets me every time
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wait hold on what do you have against Bob Marley
For me its the delayed i dont know
they just had to dub the dog as well
Ikr
"Who is he?"
*mouth moves for five minutes* "........................I don't know"
Making fun of dubs lol
🤣
Did anyone else know that apparently this isn't too far off from the original sub? I don't know for sure but I think the guy actually said something to the effect of "I don't know" based on the original movies subtitles.
@@Kaiju-Kiki because dubs suckkkkk
LMBO...YUP...DOG MOVES MOUTH........ARF...
Fun Fact; Not only was Steve Oedekerk the writer, director and main character in this movie, but he also provided the voices for every character in this movie except for Whoa.
Whoa and some kids yelling "we're children"
😮
If you only saw Steve’s face you wouldn’t guess he was that cut.
THIS IS FALSE.... He did not do the all dogs sounds !!!!!
You can thank him for Jimmy Nuetron and the thumb parody movies.
I’ll never forget that my dad decided THIS would be my upbringing for a movie to watch as a kid… it did not disappoint. My humor is legit this whole script to this day.
I am so sorry
I can relate 🤣
Same story lmao rip dad
What I am going to do for my son
Same 😂😂
"we purposely trained him wrong, as a joke"
Pretty sure that was the idea with the whole movie, and thats why its amazing
lmaooo!
This movie is where that line is from!?! Me and my brother quoted it at each other all the time, but I don't think either of us had ever seen it.
shut up
Sounds like how I was raised
Sounds like how I was right
"You go that way, I'll go home" I still say that to this day LOL
Man I came to the comments just to say that 😂
Every. Day.
Same, and no one ever gets it...
My wife has no idea… and she never will.
Everytime I play a video game with my brother and there's a party splitting up, we'll always say this lol
SO underrated. Critics didn't understand what Steve was going for with this film. How they blended the footage was just genius.
Agreed, whilst the film was objectively bad which is what got it the poor reviews, :) what it lost in objective value it gained in pure entertainment value!
its a parody dud for sure, i forgot the original movie title
@@SIenderplier 100% of fans liked it. Critics make a small percentage of audience
No the Thumb movies were underrated lol
@@FanaticDrummer WEVE BEEN HIT!!
I've never laughed harder in my life since I saw that woman roll him back down the hill for the first time , holy shit 🤣
“bye-bye!”
So cute ☺
Bye bye!👋😍
The best origin story
she picked the baby up.. guess shes gonna bring it home and raise him into a proper person...
nope... she does that other thing..
Right off the bat the movie starts you off with the insane humor. So good.
This movie was wayyyyy ahead of its time
It is literally the first Abridge.
@@Alyks_the_Emerald_Sage wasn't what's up tiger lily the first
Wasn't it from 2002? I'd say it was 15-20 years after its time
@@RickBobO indeed
@@RickBobO fuck the millenials
"Do you understand?" *NODS HEAD* "No I do not understand"
Watching this while in the train! I'm laughing HISTORICALLY!!!
People looking at me like I have Ebola! lol.
Classic scene
The “there will be a chosen one” and “It will be significant” bits went straight over my head as a kid.
how so? seems pretty straight forward doesn’t it?
@@zanderrobertt No a child wouldn’t think that’s meant to be a joke.
Same dude😂even though I’ve watched it so many times as a kid now that I’m an adult it’s even funnier now that I understand all the jokes
I love the fact whenever there's a post featuring something from this movie, comment sections quickly become movie script and I love it.
Can we talk about Mr Hawk
I love how the dog barks and two seconds later you hear woof. Lol. Such an underrated movie. Genius stupidity.
.
Had me dying for air as a kid, always hear the lines in my head and still makes me laugh as an adult.
My brother threw up once after the chicken goes cluck cluck cow goes moo part
same. my family says “that’s a lot of nuts!”, “weeooweeoweowee”, and occasionally mention Harpo
Let me guess now you are in your twenties to be exact 24 years old am I right?
@@goldenlion2439 well you got me right lol
“I’ve got some yellow liquid for your popcorn, and it’s not dairy!”
This movie probably contributed more to meme humor than we could possibly imagine
its not a meme movie its kinda funny movie like cartoons in real life
It was meta art
@@sadajohn5123es una parodia es comparable a un meme moderno
If I can sum up how significant Kung Pow was to the development of my sense of humor, it would be this:
IT WAS SIGNIFICANT.
Please tell me you didn't kill the dog.
@@Roflcrabs you won't believe what happened next!
@@pogimax oh jeez
@@Roflcrabs
Prepare the long rubber glove!
Wee-ooh wee-ooh wee-ooh
"You go that way, I'll go home" 😂😂😂
I always use that reference and no one gets it lol
Vocês vão por ali e eu vou pra casa😂
Dont care if critics hate it or people call it childish. This is the funnest movie ever. WAYYY ahead of its time.
There's two types of people in this world:
-those who like Kung pow
-those who are wrong
“BUT....isn’t Betty...a WOMANS name?”
“Nyyyyaaaaahhhh”
“Careful, careful! We don’t wanna lose anymore toes!”
From today
"You go that way, I'll go home" this scene has been living rent-free in my mind all these years. This movie makes me miss the early 2000s when my brother used to rent Pootie Tang and Kung Pow on VHS. Good times 🥹
One does not post a compilation of the best moments in Kung Pow without just posting the whole movie
One already has
Dude literally just taking top comment and posting it as his own. Fuck me.
true that!
@@LewisBogue ??
Facts
1:50 I had no idea how genius this scene was.
In this scene in the original movie the old man is just coughing cause he's sick.
But Bob saw the opportunity for a laugh and composited the moths going in his mouth.
This is next level editing humor
What are the odds of that?!
What is the original movie called?
"Tiger & Crane Fists" released in 1976. Full movie is free on UA-cam
@@TWHowl he edited it .... so 100%
@@rickwilliams4573 And the comments on that are really all to do with this fantastic movie
*"That's a lot of nuts !!! That'll be 4 bucks, baby! You want fries with that?"*
To this day I still say that joke to my friends LOL
HE JUST LEFT...WITH NUTS!!
AND HE DIDN'T PAY
@@SamiPuma hahaha me too!
@@jumnei5159 HOW DARE HE??
When I 1st rented this film from blockbusters the lady said "are you sure, everyone hates this film?"
Went home and watched it and nearly passed out I laughed so much!! One of the most understood and best comedies ever made!!!
by “everyone” she was probably talking about the snooty critics
"On that day, the chosen one learned a valuable lesson about the tiger claw....
THEY HURT LIKE CRAP MAN!!!"
"The chosen one was clearly not ready. He should've listened to that one boob'd chick."
the delayed dog bark xD
*_MY SIDES HAVE LEFT THE CHAT_*
klod guyyyyyyy
That part literally had me choking for air when I saw it first
This isn't even the best one, there's one scene where the dog barks, and then does a circle and lays down and THEN the sound comes 😂
It's still funny but nothing beats the first time I watched him roll down the hill as a baby. I was in tears laughing
Me to lol
I will never forget seeing this movie in theaters when I was middle school and thinking it was the funniest movie ever made.
This is High Budget Abridged movie. If not the best, however if you beg to differ.
_I implore you to reconsider_
I'm someone else's mommy!
Hmmm ooookayyy
I honestly reckon this is the great-granddaddy of abridging
Watch hercules returns. That was hilarious
to hell with critics, this is a great movie
Rageous Kong critics hate anything that's different.
Critics do not understand the greatness that is enter the fist
Parodies are an entirely different breed, and should be critiqued in their own way
"That's alotta NUTS!!!" I don't know why, but the first time I heard that line I fell on the floor and couldn't breathe for like 5 minutes. LOL
there was something in his voice that makes it really funny... i ddnt get the meaning of it the first time, but it made me crack.. even after watching it a hundred times, this movie gets me teary eyed..
Same. But to be fair I pretty much couldn't breathe from laughing throughout the entire film.
That's because the voice is screaming, and the character is obviously not.
The 'hey guys, what's going on?' part always kills me 🤣
"You go that way! I'll go home!"
Still kills me after all these years. XD
+Treyworld I have been quoting that for years and most people look at me like I am crazy. The fools.
+Treyworld THAT WILL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT!?
Right? Why is that line so god damn funny? I can't figure it out.
Orson...
alien conspiracy
lmaoooo "who's that?"
**speaks bars in chinese**
sub:"..........idk."
the best
Dub*
"Eeny meeny miny Mo. I wonder where my glove will go" LOL
@Flech Hyspace theyre going to get fisted.
prepare.... the long... rubber glove
and that's why the subtitle is Enter the Fist
"I am a man of special needs. Prepare the long rubber glove."
I didn’t understand this joke as a kid
This movie's humor was truly before it's time.
Honestly the best film in existence. Pure gold. Pure great. This film is amazing and wonderful, no, it needs a word stronger than that. Like "grazing" or "amazderful"... Yes, this film is amazderful.
but people are easily offended... many people will find it bad and wrong... badong...
From now on I'll stay on the opposite side of this film, lufredzama!
@@uhulpires Nice try.
@@hakureikura9052 ive never heard of anyone offended by this movie. Have you?
@@asdf2593 its 2023, there will always be that one pussy..
I love when they're running off from hitting him with those sticks
"Nobody say anything to mom!"
"THERE WILL BE A CHOSEN ONE..."
"...AND IT WILL BE SIGNIFICANT...!"
And then, he killed the dog by farting.
this was my favorite scene,,
😣💨
It's John Wick's dog.
flashback done right
I was very fortunate to see this movie in the theaters with my uncle in 2002. I was 11. The entire audience was just exploding with laughter the entire way through. What a beautiful memory.
Nearly twenty years later and I swear it's still the funniest movie I've ever seen.
10:04 "You go that way. I'll go home!"
God this movie is perfect.
Now I know what to choose for my senior quote.
Jesus Cuevas Lol right???
Peyton Westmoreland I implore you to reconsider.
+Peyton Westmoreland
Full list of perfect movies:
Kung Pow
Supertroopers
+BloodySeaGulls Ross Hmmmmm... okay.
"master tang what are you doing here?"
"I've come to kick ass"
"I implore you to reconsider" and the dubed dog gets me bigtime, every time, one of the best movies, EVER!
Hmm OKAAAAAYY
"Weeeehyoooo, peeeehyooooo, weeeeehyooo"
Best line from the greatest movie ever !
This is so underrated, i use to watch this all the time and my daughter loved it when she was around 5 and 6 it always had her weak and she's 21 now and still loves it. Her favorite part was always the baby rolling down the hill then the women picking him up and saying "so cute" then continue to roll him down the hill again😭😭😭😭😂😂 so many funny moments though ughhhh i miss it
Kellz Gee k
Kellz Gee she’s 21 ;)
Kellz Gee You have great sense of humor. 😂 My kinda gal!
Buh-bye 😂😂
Me and my brothers would play fight and we would say “another Paralyzer” when we would hit each other and if someone was hurt on the floor we would say “do you need a glass of water or something” 😂
“There will be a chosen one”
“It will be significant”
*farts and kills the dog*
halophonia “You won’t what happens next”
Wah!
And then...he killed the dog
If I was trapped on a desert island and I could only have three movies to ever watch, i'd ask for three copies of Kung Pow in case two of them break.
What about The Godfather?
+jokesterr119 Nothing to do with it.
8 mile?
+Meester Writer fr
+Meester Writer what would you watch the movies on?
This was abridging before abridging was a thing!
This movie needs a sequel. Like seriously.
the one titted lady said their would be a sequel still waiting on that :(
agreed
A sequel was actually announced in the summer of 2015 by Steve Oedekerk and is currently in the works! CUE TONGUE-Y HYPE SCREAM!!!
KUNG POW: TONGUE OF FURY - Hopefully coming soon
I hope not can not stand when comedy classic try to make sequels.
Chosen One: "DOG!!!!"
Dog: *(painfully whines)*
Chosen One: "It's okay, boy!"
Dog: *(Pants.. until chokes up last breath)*
Chosen One: *(Despairs)* "NO, IT'S NOT!!!"
"Betty has gone too far, killing is wrong, and bad. There should be a new stronger word for killing, like, bad wrong or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing, gnodab."
My god, dabing is JUSTICE
lol
The gnodab scene was my favorite one probably followed by the tiger birdie one. So great.
The humour, the visuals, dubbing, writing, the imagination and wild idea was way beyond it's time. This piece of art can never be replicated again. Steve Oedekerk, you will forever be a legend. Thank you.
The most quotable movie of all time.
George B for blacks for sure
Hey
@@Pusfilth wtf
I do not think that means what you think it means
The guy who made this movie is the same guy who made Jimmy Neutron. Think about that.
And directed the ace ventura films
And Thumbtanic. And all the Thumb movies.
@@parading_panda1210 best thumb movie is the blair thumb imo 😌
@@Mannyjbad honestly, you're right. Gotta love Jish and their recreating of the iconic crying with snot bubbles scene 😂
@@parading_panda1210 welp time to rewatch all of these lol
lol. We purposely trained him wrong ... as a joke.
Best part
😂😂😂
A child could beat him!
Wait! If you both are alive, then surely Wimp Lo...
Ye
"Its okay boy."
*Dog dies*
"No it's not!"
Every line in this movie is so good lol
"It's gonna be OK boy "
Dog dies
"No it's not " 😂😂
when i was a teenager, me and my friends fucking LOVED this movie. We quoted it to no end and I even remember watching this movie like almost every day for months. This movie developed a lot of my sense of humor.
You call this the best of Kung Pow? The entire movie is the best of Kung Pow
+Albiuxas Exactly
+Albiuxas Agreed!
Comedy Gold!
Its the best of the best.
the entire movie is perfect
I remember being a teen... seeing this for the first time. Literally one of the ONLY times I legit cried laughing in a movie. Of course I was young and immature, but my god. Just so damn original. LOL
Watching him stick his tongue out for milk lol just still amazing.
this was when stupid funny movies were actually good , not like fucking epic movie and sharknado bullshit
True dat. I hate those epic movie, date movie bullshit.
Sharknado is awesome!
+justin carrabello lol no
just no
BLUEATTACKER 6669 yes just yes
justin carrabello It's really not. It's the dumbest movie I've seen in a long time.
When I heard the dog being dubbed over, I screamed in laughter. xD
The guy dancing with the boombox in the background is phenomenal.
13:02 this is such an underrated part. Not only was the hand and flipphone motion edited absolutely seamlessly into the footage, but the fact that he's holding the phone a foot away from his face due to the yelling, and ALSO the fact that the chosen one was literally just a few footsteps away, which means that the chosen one would have heard him yelling about him. So really this dude is the world's worst informant lmao 🤣
Why the fuck has this not gotten a sequel when Transformers got three?!
And they already made part of the sequel at the end of the first movie lol.
cause it's not a good movie.
Faustt Dagon And the Transformers movies WERE?
Faustt Dagon I implore you to reconsider
Faustt Dagon It's a better movie than any of the tranfsomers movies.
This was one of my Favourite movies as a teen. And still is when I need a good, bellyaching laugh.
I remember watching it on DirectTV when it came out. My oldest brother recorded it and my whole family watched it one Sunday afternoon (my parents, all three brothers, and their girlfriends at the time). My mother thought it was stupid and went to her room half way through. But my dad, my brothers, and I were all dying laughing. 😂😂🤣🤣 One of my favourite family memories. So good.
My mom hated it too 😂 but the rest of us loved it
My mom picked it up from blockbuster one day. We turned it on and the both of us were dying at how outrageous it was. My dad didn't watch it. Then I showed it to my brother and then the both of us died watching it. We have quoted the movie ever since and still do to this day. I just quoted it the other day.
@@Nunya7211 When I was a kid I hated drinking milk. Once when I watch the cow fight scene, my older sister came and tell me The Man became stronger to beat the cow just after he tasted a drop of its milk and I believe it 😂
i love how all of their voices are done by the main character (the white guy) and he even voices over himself
This video really should be about 90 minutes long.
But the friggin gophers. The fixed camera on the gopher was such a ridiculous yet perfect shot.
Then, he told me the significance.
"It will be significant"
And then he killed the dog...
😂😂😂😂😂
One of my favorite movies. Haha! I almost forgot the title all I remember is the line “Chosen one, weeeew weeeew weeew!”
Good thing I found this! 😂🤣❤️
Same here..
"My nipples look like Milk Duds!" I died. Lol. I am always quoting this movie.
*Japanese Sub* :
"Please, I want to do it because it gives me joy and I really want to do some kick ass cool action shit. Come on, pretty please? Doing cool stuff like that is my life's mission and fulfillment."
*English Dub* :
"I implore you to reconsider"
My friend and I watched this when it came out. The whole theater was roaring with laughter. It was also the first time I saw the matrix get parodied (with the cow) and the whole thing was a great and fun time.
Who is he? *speaks for 5 seconds* "I dont know"
+balthier74 Truly one of the greatest films of our age.
I always wanted to do the same like that scene.. When someone asks me something and i just do that for 5 seconds and reply "i don't know" 😂
I love that scene. No fucking language gas ever taken that long to say "i don't know"
Interesting, in Hungarian dub there were some additional lines.
That's a lot of nuts!,
"Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moooo!" that bit is hilarious x'D and where is the "Chosen one! I'm coming! Chosen one! I'm coming! Chosen one! I'm coming" scene?
that latter one was pretty chilling.
After all; a tiny net is a *death sentence*!!!
It's a NET and it's TINY!!!!
And he gets farther and farther haha
My brother threw up after that seen. He couldn't breath.
The quotes in this movie are a masterpiece.
Legendary!! 😂 Man, I love this guy!!
Wow dude I had no idea you had so many subs congrats. I just know you from brony’s react
WOW IT'S BLACK GRYPH0N!!!! I LOVE YOUR TASTE DUDE! BIG FAN!
Wow, man! What are you doing here?😂
I love you, dude
@@BallinBubblegum рз к Рокоссовского и ц
Damn, Black Gryphon loves Kung Pow too? So awesome
I AM A GREAT MAGICIAN, YOUR CLOTHES ARE RED!
Wow wow please do that again
+sin conexión Your clothes are black!
+sin conexión Now they're black!!
+Mossy500A
you go that way, I'll go home
I was looking for this... YOUR SHIRT IS BLUE! RED!
Also, they showed the tiny net but not the bad dude saying "mmm tiny neeeet"
this was the last truly great parody movie and it really deserves more praise over these crappy movies we have that are nothing more than reusing popular memes and current celebs who are easy to make fun. kung pow was the airplane of its time and is one of the greatest parodies of all time. :D
Yeh it was good because it came from before. Stuff now is shit compared to before.
-what everyone has been saying since the dawn of man.
Fret Puke
I believe he's talking about all those shit spin offs of Scary Movie such as Epic Movie or "insert topic here" movie.
MrMattsOK But dude some of those movies were from some of the the guys who made dude where's my epic spartan at?
I kind of agree, but I'd recommend Black Dynamite as well. Especially if you enjoyed the 70's Blaxplotion films in any way :)
Johannes Aalto Yes! Black Dynamite is excellent. Definitely worthy to put beside Kung Pow. But sadly it's one of the few truly quality parody films to come out in recent years, if not the only one.
This movie was drop dead hilarious when I was a kid and still is. Very thankful the creators made this movie for us.
I LOVE that this starts with the baby rolling down the hill scene.
so cute, bye bye!
Korianne Doliner
I loved this movie, bought the DVD! My teenage son and I laughed so hard and then we were quoting crap from this show for about a month, lol. We drove my wife nuts!
and then you killed the dog.
;)
***** Dont do it! It's bad and wrong... its BADONG!
FireCalvinMaster OHHH TACO BELL TACO BELL, PRODUCT PLACEMENT WITH TACO BELL, hahaha
THATS ALOT OF NUTS!!!
live4marilyn WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT BABY?
I can't believe how poorly this movie got rated....I died laughing from Beginning to End...... TRULY a UNDERRATED MOVIE!
If you notice, the critics view it very low because they felt like it was the worst kind of humor. The people who watched the movie rated it higher.
The critics can shove those reviews up their dirty holes! This movie pulled off the "dumb yet funny" comedy too well!
Because critics don't know their head from their asses and generally have different opinions from regular movie goers.
Sadly I laughed my ass off watching this movie at the theater but I did see several people walk out complaining.
@@earthjin2000 Probably because they didn't understand before the movie started that it was a comedic parody of old kung fu movies.
@@janglenutter3820 Some people suck and have no sense of humor!
This is one of my favorite scenes in the movie: 3:53 "Hey, guys, what's going on?"
Brilliant
12:16 this part always cracks me up. "scam some chicks maybe". The way he says it lmao
XD
"I do like the ladies, yknow. I like em. Hm, I like em dikelikeemhm."
That moment when you randomly quote Kung Pow in a room full of people and lock eyes with the one person who gets it!
RoyalGrigsby to bad I've never had that happen, I've quoted phrases several times lol
@@dirtyjew1974 don't give up, you're still young
I hope you marry that person
When I discovered, that a good friend of mine is a fan of this movie. :)
@@DakotaofRaptors What if that person is his uncle?
This movie, when I was young my friend and I memorized every line from it. "I am great magician, your clothes are red!" Hahaha XD
Gilberto Silva Opp
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"Beware the song about big butts, he beats you up while he plays it"
Its thirteen years now, and this movie is still funny and it never gets old!
how u had to be like 2
I'm about to ask for this movie at my local record shop
20 years now.
@@swippa1000 it was released in australia in 2000 not 2002
*_YOU KILLED MY FAMILY, AND I DON’T LIKE THAT KIND OF THING_*
@Michaelle Green no its *Gnorwdab* lol
What was that song that was playing?
@@andreysantiago6255 Black Betty
"If you guys are all alive, then surely Wimp Lo...." *finds his body covered in flies*
I was super into Kung fu movies when I was a kid. I saw drunken boxer and just became obsessed. My parents let me rent this movie from blockbuster in like maybe 2005 or 6 or something. I didn’t get any of the jokes at all yet because I was still so young.
Rewatching it as an adult was so fucking funny and one of the hardest times I had ever laughed in my life. A criminally underrated comedy
FINALLY I FOUND THIS MASTERPIECE!!! Thank you Lord from above! I've been looking for this since the early 2000s when I was like 7,8,9,10 and I'm 23 now lol. This movie was always in my mind but i never knew its name. At last I found Kung Pow! And the World Cup started ah yeah!!
Lol could have googled talking toungue kung fu movie
@@magnetacyan5032 i found it by typing kung-fu cow
"Hey, who is he?
................................................................................................................................. I don't know."
i love that part, cracks me up!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD
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Taco Bell Taco Bell...Product placement with Taco Bell....Makes me crave a Chalupa even in 2019!!
I honestly can't wrap my head around why critics hated this movie so much. It's fucking HILARIOUS, literally every scene has me laughing so hard I can barely breathe.
5:56 "Ohhh... Taco Bell... Taco Bell, product placement with Taco Bell... enchirito, macho burrito!"
SantiGNR93 one of the best ways to show off Product Placement in movie history.
christian velasco how about Wayne's world 2
I always thought it was nacho burrito lol
@@mattfraile9325 .MattFraile
Taco Bell had anchoritos... I miss them dearly.
this movie is stupid. the comedy is childish and immature.
love it.
thats what i loved about it when i first saw it.
It really is a cinematic masterpiece.
Its the simple things:D
Crane School Students: "ONE! OF US! IS WEARING! A PUSH-UP BRA! IT'S LACEY! AND CUTE! WITH ADDED! SUPPORT!"
"Our! Sexual! Preferences! Are! No one's! Businesses! But! Our! Own!"