“Whole Country is Turned into B*tch Ass N***ga” - Dave Chappelle.

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  • @marshallfischer8686
    @marshallfischer8686 Рік тому +901

    "everything in Timmy's house works" lol 😂

    • @guitarmatricide4834
      @guitarmatricide4834 Рік тому +27

      That was probably my favorite line in the whole special.

    • @publicuser2534
      @publicuser2534 Рік тому +2

      @@guitarmatricide4834the delivery was perfect

    • @sanriveratorres
      @sanriveratorres Рік тому +1

      Totally lost my shit😂 In a hotel I’m sure the room next door was like NO ha

    • @mechcavandy986
      @mechcavandy986 4 місяці тому

      EveryBODY in Timmy’s house worked!

    • @Lsdmarijuanahashidhnnn
      @Lsdmarijuanahashidhnnn 4 місяці тому

      That could be Said about any race they all have poor why do so many blacks think only they deal with being poor I live in eastern Canada in a small all white town with a handful of black people and I am friends with two of them since we were kids I'm 60 and I asked them a brother and sister adopted by this white family that was huge they had like 10 if their own kids and still tool in this brother and sister as babies i asked them one day when we were like. 30 ish if they ever wished they lived in an all black town and both at same time said No way and they said they never ever felt different or out of place they told me they would feel out of place in an all black town and there is a section in a small whst you could call a city I guess but really it's a town there is an all black area there it's about an hour drive from our town and they said even seeing other black people as kids ivef there once they couldn't wait to get back home and I felt so sorry for them in one way because they have zero desire to even mingle with black people ,we are all poor not so much now we're adults and made a good life for ourselves but it just shows that being poor isn't exclusive to blacks and that white people for the most part are not as racist as we are made to believe the only time the girl was ever called a nigger was as a kid by this little prick that she beat the shit out of he's in prison somewhere now but they along with an old black taxi driver that lived here got nothing but love from an all white town they often didn't even think of themselves as different and we didn't think of or treat them different just like the Asian family same with them they wouldn't change living here for any other place .Racism is kept alive by media and the governments especially in the United States we live in a small town of 6 or 7 thousand as far east as you can get in Canada and not many have lots of money but they have lots of love and respect for their fellow man/ woman and to me that makes us the richest town in the country

  • @oliknowles7645
    @oliknowles7645 Рік тому +5086

    “The wife was obviously Asian. You could see it in her face.” 😂😂 what a comic legend.

    • @oliknowles7645
      @oliknowles7645 Рік тому +128

      @Dino Sauro you dont know what you're talking about. The whole routine was that she was an angry humorless heckler- not unlike you. Why later he said: "she was mad, you could see it in her face". Get the parallel? Comic genius. So suprise! Ill see you at thanksgiving

    • @socratessocratilis2846
      @socratessocratilis2846 Рік тому +62

      @@dinosauro9546 are you in third grade or something

    • @clv735
      @clv735 Рік тому +9

      @@oliknowles7645 wow, he said her face could convey that she was Asian AND mad? Truly don't understand how my gut didn't bust for that

    • @oliknowles7645
      @oliknowles7645 Рік тому +6

      @@clv735 neither do i

    • @BuddyBoy-ne1nw
      @BuddyBoy-ne1nw Рік тому +21

      @ SOCRATES SOCRATILIS He probably is in 3rd grade. "That's so cringe" is one of those stupid phrases today's kids use.

  • @JimSting
    @JimSting Рік тому +854

    One of the best stand-up comedians ever. Genuinely funny and with perfect timing and delivery.

    • @prophecy9521
      @prophecy9521 Рік тому +5

      It seems like he smoked a joint, hopped on stage and killed it 😂

    • @JimSting
      @JimSting Рік тому +7

      @@prophecy9521 Well, he's using a vape, so probably got something funky in there as well :)

    • @Hadfield15
      @Hadfield15 Рік тому +3

      He’s right up there with other legends like George Carlin

    • @GizmoFromPizmo
      @GizmoFromPizmo Рік тому +4

      And his sketch comedy is dome of the best of all time too. The Dave Chappelle Show was so hilarious! He made Rick James famous 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ItsChristyLove
      @ItsChristyLove Рік тому +1

      No...THEE Best Comedian alive!! #Period 😊

  • @sturgeon2888
    @sturgeon2888 Рік тому +2728

    "Surprise bitch I'll see you at Thanksgiving!"
    That had me on the floor.

    • @Leoperez6969
      @Leoperez6969 Рік тому +42

      Words can’t explain how much I didn’t expect this I fkn died 💀

    • @GrikWorldNomad
      @GrikWorldNomad Рік тому +32

      And the way he mimicked her "I'm from California" Americans overseas from CA never say they're from the US, rather from California. I rolled on that one

    • @dingfeldersmurfalot4560
      @dingfeldersmurfalot4560 Рік тому +5

      @@GrikWorldNomad Also how funny that this is nothing to brag about whatsoever, it's only something you think is. Same with folks from New York who migrated elsewhere and couldn't wait for people to be thrilled they were from New York and pause for the applause. They were as ordinary and uninteresting as anyone else, of course, unless they had actually done something to EARN some sort of holy regard and supplication.

    • @robinlathim8221
      @robinlathim8221 Рік тому +3

      I died on this one!

    • @meoffjack
      @meoffjack Рік тому +4

      what does that mean?

  • @missshady1760
    @missshady1760 Рік тому +1766

    Nobody can tell a joke like Dave. The delivery is perfection.

  • @disturbedpyro4511
    @disturbedpyro4511 11 місяців тому +235

    “Everything at Timmy’s house works!” 😂😂 the fact that all the kids wanted to stay at my house and my name is Tim makes this joke even funnier

    • @Voodoo_Robot
      @Voodoo_Robot 10 місяців тому +4

      That's all fine and everything. But i am concerned by the fact that lil' Timmy goes by on internets under the name disturbed pyro.

    • @disturbedpyro4511
      @disturbedpyro4511 10 місяців тому +2

      @@Voodoo_Robot lol! I’ve had the same name for decades. It’s my favorite band and my nickname in high school

    • @Voodoo_Robot
      @Voodoo_Robot 10 місяців тому +2

      @@disturbedpyro4511 Disturbed is a great band i used to listen to them a lot. But i repeat: someone named Timmy and going by Pyro is a combination from those horror movies. Like "Timmy was a good boy on the surface, but he was secretly a dangerous pyromaniac". I hope this is not offensive, it's just funny to me.

    • @disturbedpyro4511
      @disturbedpyro4511 10 місяців тому +3

      @@Voodoo_Robot it’s because Timmy is always the butt of the joke and we’re sick of it. We Timmys are taking a stand and saying “ no more mocking our name!”😂😂

    • @rorodurah
      @rorodurah 6 місяців тому +1

      Robot and Timmy having a good time 😂😂😂

  • @JTM1809
    @JTM1809 Рік тому +3167

    “Except my wife is Philippino, and our kids are Puerto Rican somehow, so there you go.”
    🤣🤣🤣
    Dude’s so funny!

    • @nolanhull312
      @nolanhull312 Рік тому +36

      hahah was looking for this one. had me dying.

    • @kasper3382
      @kasper3382 Рік тому +6

      i dont get it

    • @dr3144
      @dr3144 Рік тому +30

      it’s filipino mate no offense

    • @kevdavis6071
      @kevdavis6071 Рік тому +92

      @@kasper3382 they look ambiguous because they are mixed.

    • @danielschneekloth3135
      @danielschneekloth3135 Рік тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅

  • @allahtunuevesuntzu5059
    @allahtunuevesuntzu5059 Рік тому +262

    Chappelle's comedy game has elevated in ways that feel sophisticated. You see his 20's, his 30's. He disappeared for over a decade & came back up like a phoenix.

    • @knoll9812
      @knoll9812 4 місяці тому

      He got of the bus and walked

  • @tm-hy5qz
    @tm-hy5qz Рік тому +42

    DAVE CHAPPELLE IS A NATIONAL TREASURE. PURE GENIUS!!!!

  • @ginomarone8831
    @ginomarone8831 Рік тому +199

    “And suddenly, one of his mothers came to the door” .... even Dave laughed at that one... haha! This man is a legend!

  • @DatboiDillen
    @DatboiDillen Рік тому +3944

    "My parents did just well enough for me to grow up poor around white ppl" my whole life🤣

    • @allenllewellynkra
      @allenllewellynkra Рік тому +43

      Same bro lol

    • @user-360johnn
      @user-360johnn Рік тому +146

      So weird because I grew up in an affluent black area where the kids at my HS liked to pretend they were actually hood. So backwards.

    • @johnmatthews7989
      @johnmatthews7989 Рік тому +26

      Mine too😂 and I’m white

    • @Katya_Lastochka
      @Katya_Lastochka Рік тому +59

      And as a Russian immigrant, I had the privilege of growing up poor around white and black Americans, and explaining to them why my house didn't have cable or snacks.

    • @Ro_duh
      @Ro_duh Рік тому +15

      My life growing up in Nebraska 😢😂-

  • @guitaoist
    @guitaoist Рік тому +89

    “The hardest working baby ever” lol

  • @poisenbery
    @poisenbery Рік тому +679

    "One of his mothers came to the door"
    the audience lit up after that lmao

    • @globalnationalismyoutube
      @globalnationalismyoutube Рік тому +6

      What does that joke mean

    • @cypriant.patton1077
      @cypriant.patton1077 Рік тому +126

      @@globalnationalismyoutube Mormons used to practice polygamy, which is the practice of having multiple spouses, so the joke is that he has multiple mothers.

    • @globalnationalismyoutube
      @globalnationalismyoutube Рік тому +9

      @@cypriant.patton1077 Thanks for the explanation

    • @averyphilip4944
      @averyphilip4944 Рік тому +52

      @@cypriant.patton1077 I thought he had two lesbian mothers was the joke.

    • @changer_of_ways_999
      @changer_of_ways_999 Рік тому +41

      @@averyphilip4944 I thought the same, too, but that don't fit with the mormon thing. I actually forget about the polygamy angle. They haven't done that shit since the 1800s.

  • @PhoenixBlacke
    @PhoenixBlacke Рік тому +1792

    I can hear this stovetop story 1000 times and still laugh my ass off

    • @yvonnejacko5644
      @yvonnejacko5644 Рік тому +6

      LMFAO!!! Me too!!! 🍻 cheers

    • @mojiokedara365
      @mojiokedara365 Рік тому +1

      Sameere😂

    • @bryancorts5389
      @bryancorts5389 Рік тому +1

      My fav as well!

    • @ffjsb
      @ffjsb Рік тому +2

      I never really cared for Stovetop stuffing all that much...

    • @youtubearmy9680
      @youtubearmy9680 Рік тому +3

      Mainly bc we can all relate, still love my stove top stuffing. Now if they would just bring back pudding pops and NCAA Football games I'd really feel a blast from the past.

  • @dysfunctionalthor4719
    @dysfunctionalthor4719 Рік тому +578

    As a Mexican that joke about the baby had me dying

    • @illsIStheGREATEST
      @illsIStheGREATEST Рік тому +4

      It made me lol and I was sitting by myself

    • @hellomate639
      @hellomate639 10 місяців тому +22

      Dude I've been saying Mexicans are going to be the new Asians for a while now.
      I majored in physics and my Mexican buddy fucking killed that shit, went to grad school in Scotland. And his brother works as an engineer at a major company.
      They're also both super awesome, funny, interesting people.
      I find it funny too that growing up I found it easiest to make friends with Mexicans.
      Motherfuckin white kids were like all elitist about how hard they were working.... Mexican friends working just as hard but you don't even notice them looking stressed out or breaking a sweat and being chill.
      I remember one Mexican classmate of mine wearing a shirt saying that he's Mexican, not "Latino." And you know what? Damn straight. Yall are fricking awesome and I love you.

    • @longjohn77
      @longjohn77 10 місяців тому

      That's b/c 90% of Mexicans are chill AF and not bitches looking for a reason to get offended.

    • @great159
      @great159 9 місяців тому +6

      @@illsIStheGREATEST I'm not Mexican or Latino, I'm MEXI-TINO!🤓

    • @ВПоискахПравды-ь6э
      @ВПоискахПравды-ь6э 8 місяців тому

      Was that suppose to be a joke? 😅​@@great159

  • @MaineMotman
    @MaineMotman Рік тому +7238

    As a poor white family, just me and my mum in Maine, - that living room winter coat joke had me dying. As a kid, i legit thought every home was that way.

    • @gabrielesolletico6542
      @gabrielesolletico6542 Рік тому +67

      Ouch! I'm sorry for you (and for your Mom)!

    • @caleb_güero
      @caleb_güero Рік тому +117

      Lol I live in Maine and I still do that in my late 20s. It's starting and maintaining a wood fire and a coat all day.

    • @MaineMotman
      @MaineMotman Рік тому +94

      @@caleb_güero right! I feel that. Couple times we didn't have firewood, and couldn't buy any. It'd resort to the both of us out gathering anything and everything we could after work one winter. The house was in rough shape back then. We owned our land and home, and that notion of sell it was always looming, but both of us would rather fight that give it up. Things are better than back then. But it goes to show, you can have a little, and still basically nit have shit. Lol

    • @PinkFloydFreak55
      @PinkFloydFreak55 Рік тому +68

      Thats just how it was for a lot of "not rich" families and Im sure it still is today... I remember turning the water off a lot at night as a kid so the pipes that werent buried wouldnt freeze and sleeping together as a family not because we were particularly close but the old house wasnt insulated well and we had to sleep together in the winter LOL

    • @MaineMotman
      @MaineMotman Рік тому +14

      @@PinkFloydFreak55 amen! Yes! Oh god, winter struggles. I got a friend with a house- he's going to be struggling here soon when the temperature drops. Its a crazy mild winter right now in maine, fortunately. Winter just isn't what it was when i was a kid- or - we just have alot more insulation around us now 😆

  • @fatemakhan3843
    @fatemakhan3843 Рік тому +283

    "Here's the thing, you're getting offended doesn't mean that you're right"
    - Rick Gervias

  • @gabidyplayz
    @gabidyplayz Рік тому +20

    "I told you I'm dope" this has me crying

    • @barrybaker709
      @barrybaker709 3 місяці тому

      This is truly why he makes 'Comedic Genius' money 🤑

  • @hikingwithhollywood
    @hikingwithhollywood Рік тому +164

    I was a poor white kid and that skit in the beginning hit home 🤣. Dave is the best comedian of our generation.

    • @jerrybooker-bm4nu
      @jerrybooker-bm4nu Рік тому

      😐

    • @jerrybooker-bm4nu
      @jerrybooker-bm4nu Рік тому

      Who gives a f**k

    • @prophecy9521
      @prophecy9521 Рік тому

      In the hood?

    • @johnfisk5527
      @johnfisk5527 3 місяці тому

      I was a poor white kid in an apartment complex in Northern Virginia not too far from Silver Spring in the 70s and 80s in those days middle class and upper middle class white people considered anyone living in an apartment as living in a hotel or even on the streets so even though I lived a decent life the people at our church considered us literally homeless but didn't do anything to help us

  • @zeeshanehtisham442
    @zeeshanehtisham442 Рік тому +56

    This guy is one of the greatest ever story tellers just keeps you with him all the time....

  • @DrewPicklesTheDark
    @DrewPicklesTheDark Рік тому +90

    I'm not black, I'm native, but my childhood had a similar story about being well enough to grow up poor in a white neighborhood but not poor enough that we had to be on the rez. So the stories about sleep overs and seeing everything available and working and such were relatable.

    • @mikeg1433
      @mikeg1433 7 місяців тому +5

      Same here and coincidentally in Utah😂 I remember going to my “rich” white Mormon friends’ houses and they had name brand Pepsi, M&M’s and Trix cereal. It was worth hanging through the awkward family prayers and scripture readings.

  • @LOVEandKINDNESS-PEACEandREST
    @LOVEandKINDNESS-PEACEandREST Рік тому +93

    "Everything in Timmy's house works." 😂😂

  • @its7empest
    @its7empest Рік тому +450

    Dave Chappelle is the goat. Every time i hear him speak, no matter how many times i've heard it before, it captivates me. He is a master at holding court.

    • @DanielBoonelight
      @DanielBoonelight Рік тому +7

      there is no "greatest." only people's personal favorite. subjective. always will be.
      that said, dave is obviously one of the best to ever do it.

    • @felipevelez156
      @felipevelez156 Рік тому +3

      That, he IS!!

    • @havable
      @havable Рік тому

      The only GOAT on this planet is Muhammad Ali because he gave up the prime of his career to sit in jail over his moral refusal to go to Vietnam to murder Asian people for the sake of white people. Chappelle instead entertains the faction of white people who hate all black people except for Dave Chappelle and Uncle Thomas.

    • @cobrakainevereverdies6940
      @cobrakainevereverdies6940 Рік тому

      @@DanielBoonelight - Between Bernie Mac and Dave Chappelle, its a tough competition. But DAVE has got the edge, because lots of people outside of Black Folks don't vibe with Bernie = SOOOOOOOO THERE YOU HAVE IT = THE GOAT.........THE BEST....AND DENIAL IS FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGISM :)

    • @DanielBoonelight
      @DanielBoonelight Рік тому

      @@cobrakainevereverdies6940 i just read an opinion on something subjective, trying to be absolute on the internet. my, how novel.

  • @dentzer81ify
    @dentzer81ify Рік тому +23

    Dave is a true artist, he speaks the truth period

  • @prettyblkgyrl74
    @prettyblkgyrl74 Рік тому +53

    Dave's IDGAF attitude towards comedy, timing and delivery is what makes him the GOAT 🐐. 😂❤😂

  • @soultyger
    @soultyger Рік тому +642

    This man has incredible timing and delivery of his storytelling 😄

    • @ShinzoX90
      @ShinzoX90 Рік тому +5

      Wait, Dave Chappell, the legendary household name comedian, whos known for having a comedy show and the best stand up of all time
      Has good timing and delivery… damn, would have never thought that had you not said it lol.

    • @sali_salvator
      @sali_salvator Рік тому +4

      Yes. He is a master story Teller. That his biggest gift. He controls your attention in every second and when u are lured deep enuff he comes with the punchline. A true master 😀 He distracts you and then comes with the punch line. 💯💯

    • @charlesdjones1
      @charlesdjones1 Рік тому +1

      A man of your qualifications to make such an assessment 🤣 He's only the greatest to ever to it.

    • @DangerousParent
      @DangerousParent Рік тому

      Hands down the best of them (comedians)☺

    • @corrado
      @corrado Рік тому +1

      Yes, I've been listening to him long enough to see how he breaks down his stories... His timing is super smooth.

  • @tecsmith_info
    @tecsmith_info Рік тому +340

    Chappelle never fails to make me laugh, even after seeing his routines fifty million times.

  • @RC-ve8dl
    @RC-ve8dl Рік тому +7123

    That story about the asian woman was true. I remember she wrote a piece about her experience and got dragged for it.

    • @user-fiF5ei8tyah
      @user-fiF5ei8tyah Рік тому +154

      Is it just me? You guys notice google(YT) messing up our usernames? What's going on.

    • @Tthewbot_3000
      @Tthewbot_3000 Рік тому +237

      @@josh18230 wong

    • @MrDMIDOV
      @MrDMIDOV Рік тому +570

      She was free to express her opinion and so was everyone else free to express their disagreements!
      As long as nobody got hurt (feelings aside) it’s all good. Shit it’s what this country is about! We really don’t want to be another britain

    • @ExceededTag6048
      @ExceededTag6048 Рік тому +83

      @@user-fiF5ei8tyahit’s the new handle feature, you can have a channel name and a “handle” which is your @, so it’s different. You can change yours in settings, hope this helps

    • @Mrnoddingdonkey
      @Mrnoddingdonkey Рік тому +43

      ‘That Asian woman was a true story’ hmmmm. She was a story…not a….person?

  • @isaachill5970
    @isaachill5970 Рік тому +286

    He actually looked shocked when he told the stovetop story. Greatest part of the whole video.
    “I’ll see ya on thanksgiving.” -Dave Chapelle

  • @Love-is-action
    @Love-is-action 9 місяців тому +8

    He ain’t lyin; every lil thing upsets someone. I remember growin up wit my dad watchn chapelle show at night.

    • @dijonvon4378
      @dijonvon4378 8 місяців тому

      Yeah, it's almost like society changes/progresses... There are plenty of jokes that used to be socially acceptable, and no longer on. Boomers are just eager to be shitty/bigoted, especially during this MAGA era.

  • @smithnwesson990
    @smithnwesson990 Рік тому +144

    Dave is easily the GOAT of Comedy. He had no boundaries and his story telling is on another level.

    • @DanielBoonelight
      @DanielBoonelight Рік тому +3

      there is no GOAT, and goat discussions will never be settled bc art is subjective. dave is top echelon in the pantheon of best comics, no doubt.

    • @guins99
      @guins99 Рік тому +1

      Yikes I mean I like Dave but I can’t agree there… lots of better options IMO

    • @Alamyst2011
      @Alamyst2011 Рік тому

      Carlin, Sam, Norm, Pryor, Dangefield

  • @TheGsxraddict
    @TheGsxraddict Рік тому +19

    Lmfao “stove top” lemme make some calls 😂😂

  • @slorgdulschmodus
    @slorgdulschmodus Рік тому +958

    having been in my 20's at the height of his popularity, it's so nice to see Dave has still got it after all these years - his comedy has grown with him and the times we're in.

    • @felipevelez156
      @felipevelez156 Рік тому +5

      Indeed!!!

    • @havable
      @havable Рік тому +8

      He got old and rich and started punching down. He was funnier as a young man because his jokes targeted people who cause problems. Now his jokes are aimed at people who mind their own business, and who rank lower on the social scale than he does.

    • @jawnnydoodlebob7387
      @jawnnydoodlebob7387 Рік тому +49

      @@havable i have no idea how you even came to this conclusion 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @KhaosFrosty
      @KhaosFrosty Рік тому +35

      @@havable His jokes are still aimed at ppl causing problems. It's why many ppl can still relate to what he says. This would only feel like punching down to the willfully ignorant.

    • @rawx485
      @rawx485 Рік тому +15

      @@havable Like the other 2 people said..... youre just wrong on this one.

  • @benjy117
    @benjy117 Рік тому +56

    Damn Dave, no matter how many times I see the same skit I still laugh. He has the right look, and sound.

  • @adrianl7147
    @adrianl7147 Рік тому +18

    "It was my experience that white dinner wasn't delicious". 😂😂😂

    • @Sakufighter
      @Sakufighter 4 місяці тому

      Ha ha. My grandma had a rule that everything she makes is good. I actually love veggies and am glad I was forced to eat healthy to a certain extent.

  • @Muwsjbrg
    @Muwsjbrg Рік тому +262

    I can relate entirely. We were poor compared to most because of my mom's single income as a cashier while going to school. She finished school became a teacher & we were still more poor than the people around us. I ended up relating to the guys that grew up rough more than the well off & glorified jail time & rough times that make you hard. Fell into crowds that glorified that too much & ended up in prison myself. Learned the hard way don't look up to anything or anyone other than your future self & your loved one's that actually went through hell all for their love for you.

    • @ThePeacePlant
      @ThePeacePlant Рік тому +6

      Great comment! One love bro!💪✌️

    • @ZolYinPodcast
      @ZolYinPodcast Рік тому +3

      💯 %

    • @ZolYinPodcast
      @ZolYinPodcast Рік тому +2

      @@ThePeacePlant one love to you as well, brother.

    • @ShinzoX90
      @ShinzoX90 Рік тому +1

      Dear diary

    • @shaggyguy662
      @shaggyguy662 Рік тому +1

      How do you glorify prison? i tell people about it and they would never break a law or cuss again.

  • @katek3265
    @katek3265 Рік тому +135

    I’m dying over here. My parents also did just “well enough” for our family to feel broke in an upscale community. I feel your pain Dave 😂😅

  • @dmitritelvanni4068
    @dmitritelvanni4068 9 місяців тому +9

    Stove top stuffing is the shit. I keep boxes on stock to eat at like 2am

  • @pedroperalta5719
    @pedroperalta5719 Рік тому +36

    What a wonderful and talented comic. I’ve enjoyed him in past specials going as far back as his show. Relevant and hilarious.

  • @mattiashjort9608
    @mattiashjort9608 2 роки тому +741

    Still one of the best jokes of all time.

  • @zyrover
    @zyrover Рік тому +53

    Dave's comedy is not for sensitive, offensive ears. But he's a comedic genius!

  • @kingstorm7188
    @kingstorm7188 Рік тому +122

    Dave is the King no one can compare to his greatness

    • @havable
      @havable Рік тому +2

      Dave speaks to your prejudices but he isn't the funniest in history. Those who have morals wouldn't want to be "king" anyway because "king" implies subjects, which are slaves. Acc'd to Chappelle, he opposes slavery. But then he might like it if it was only the people he hated who were in bondage.

    • @Sean-we3bu
      @Sean-we3bu Рік тому +2

      Richard Pryor was also very funny.

    • @kingstorm7188
      @kingstorm7188 Рік тому

      that's great what you mentioned. He does his job . He may not be the funniest but regardless he can move an audience. This world is enslaved free your ppl then

    • @Sean-we3bu
      @Sean-we3bu Рік тому +2

      Richard Pryor was also a great comedian.

    • @xkee2013
      @xkee2013 Рік тому +1

      Like thousands of other comics out there, Dave is a student of Richard Pryor.

  • @Jbruce19841984
    @Jbruce19841984 Рік тому +726

    Dude is a genius. I'm tired of people getting offended by jokes told by professional joke tellers. Like Kyle(South Park) said; "Either it's all okay to make fun of, or nothing is. You can't choose"

    • @OddOtter707
      @OddOtter707 Рік тому

      So its a fun joke to call a Black person a Nigga because its funny that they call each other it all the time as well as use it in their sentences for no reason. Yet.. its not. Only Black people are allowed to be racist and funny. Anyone else says it and they get cancelled so fast. 😂

    • @kappakeepo4499
      @kappakeepo4499 Рік тому +24

      Well that’s not like something Kyle would say …Kyle runs Hollywood

    • @michaelb4833
      @michaelb4833 Рік тому +12

      why just professional joke tellers? Make it so that anyone who is able to take a joke, should be allowed to make as many as they want. And those who can't take a joke, shouldn't be allowed to make them.

    • @deathmauler181
      @deathmauler181 Рік тому

      @@kappakeepo4499 LOL

    • @deathmauler181
      @deathmauler181 Рік тому

      @@johnstuart5122 considering they are soft as fuck, get offended then use that offense to ruin lives. No ,I don't think so.

  • @RationalGaze216
    @RationalGaze216 Рік тому +32

    Growing up my parents had two TVs stacked on top of each other, on one the picture worked and on the other the sound worked. At the time I assumed this was a common practice.

  • @bigred9104
    @bigred9104 Рік тому +157

    When the lady went "WHHOOOOO" at the end about his mom being half white and he goes "well alright, you're a little too excited, but okay" I cried so hard from laughing.

  • @Touge_Racer
    @Touge_Racer Рік тому +49

    whole attitude changed when that stove top got mentioned lol

  • @BerndSeichter
    @BerndSeichter 3 місяці тому +1

    He is just spot on funny without scripting or trying ir caring.

  • @DonutVIP
    @DonutVIP Рік тому +26

    Dave a comedian a goat at it, love his joke and everything he does, the man knows how to get you into his story then bam make you laugh bad

  • @jeremyhutchings9541
    @jeremyhutchings9541 Рік тому +24

    I am so glad Dave is back and on top.

  • @tianglade
    @tianglade Рік тому +8

    Dave Chappelle is a visionary Comedian 🔥❤️ He studied his environment, picked his battles and delivered…!

  • @eqrommel
    @eqrommel Рік тому +48

    I feel that people like Dave Chappelle will end up saving all of us from ourselves...

  • @ColemanJRimer
    @ColemanJRimer Рік тому +180

    Having been a poor white amongst whites, he's absolutely accurate.

    • @publicuser2534
      @publicuser2534 Рік тому +1

      A middle class mixed with middle class whites…I still remember the three layer and a jacket days 😂

  • @mattyb.5628
    @mattyb.5628 8 місяців тому +11

    2:59 I love the way he says "stovetop" 😂😂😂

  • @hahaimasian
    @hahaimasian Рік тому +65

    The asian and Mexican baby joke was pure gold.

  • @jimst3r1
    @jimst3r1 Рік тому +746

    I love Dave Chapelle. I love how he isn’t afraid to say what everyone in the room is afraid to and makes it classy and funny. The delivery is perfect.
    He’s someone I’d love to have a beer with 🤣

  • @jefftamura1688
    @jefftamura1688 Рік тому +16

    My Mother always told me that Bologna was “round steak” I loved fried Bologna sandwich!😊

    • @Dirtnap_McDinglestuffer
      @Dirtnap_McDinglestuffer 5 місяців тому +1

      flat hotdog i ate em too. If we were out of taylor ham, Mom would ask- do you want fried baloney or a flat hotdog? 🤣

  • @GRINDEATSLEEPREPEAT
    @GRINDEATSLEEPREPEAT Рік тому +81

    I've probably seen this set 5 times and it still have me laughing out loud🤣🤣🤣

  • @jf5466
    @jf5466 Рік тому +60

    I’m Scottish and German descent and growing up the drink in the fridge was kool aid “ OH YEAH”

    • @ApriliaRacer14
      @ApriliaRacer14 Рік тому +1

      No German would allow Kool Aid in the house.

    • @riskvideos
      @riskvideos Рік тому

      @ViveAprilia I'm part Guyanese. The only powdered drink we ever had in our house growing up was ovaltine.
      No powdered fruit drinks ever.

  • @DangerousParent
    @DangerousParent Рік тому +3

    I have a list of favorite comedians I repeatedly watch, their jokes NEVER get old, but without a doubt Dave is #1😘

  • @christianheidt5733
    @christianheidt5733 Рік тому +206

    Dave & Bill Burr are the best!!!

    • @taylor860gang
      @taylor860gang Рік тому +9

      Yes my two favorites

    • @WhoWantsToBeKing
      @WhoWantsToBeKing Рік тому +2

      Bill was!! Until he started tackling and running over old people to get first in line to get vaccinated 🤣

    • @Shorty15c4007
      @Shorty15c4007 Рік тому +2

      He's got bananas in his pancakes 🥞! 😆

    • @Original-Juice
      @Original-Juice Рік тому +1

      I can be having the shittiest day ever and listen to either of those clowns...all smiles. legendary MF'ers

    • @tritone11
      @tritone11 Рік тому +4

      Those are objectively speaking the best comedians in the business. Correct.

  • @michaelkonopka9607
    @michaelkonopka9607 Рік тому +14

    One of the last real comedians, keep it up Dave, WORD!!!!

  • @DontBeLikeAlex
    @DontBeLikeAlex Рік тому +24

    “I’m Mexican bro” 😂 something about that was wholesome and hilarious af

    • @joneschilufya867
      @joneschilufya867 Рік тому

      Mexicans are proud people and they take every opportunity to tell people where they from 😂. Great humans.

  • @peelmeone
    @peelmeone Рік тому +9

    Dave is a comedic genius! I truly admire his IDGAFF attitude.

  • @PotrzebieConolly
    @PotrzebieConolly Рік тому +13

    The first color TV I ever saw was when I went to my black friend's house - there was a Major League Baseball game on - it was amazing.

  • @wholelover
    @wholelover Рік тому +181

    I was once invited to meet Dave and his family but couldn't make it. He's actually a very nice, chill, humble man. God bless his work

    • @paxclout3334
      @paxclout3334 Рік тому +5

      Same great guy.

    • @andreabradley5837
      @andreabradley5837 Рік тому +19

      I hope there was enough Stove Top

    • @ShagaPhilalitheia
      @ShagaPhilalitheia Рік тому

      Unfortunately he has something of a reputation in Yellowsprings, Ohio for fucking underage women. So =/

    • @boofert.washington2499
      @boofert.washington2499 Рік тому +27

      How would you know? You didn't make it to meet him.

    • @Ms_Motown
      @Ms_Motown Рік тому +6

      @@boofert.washington2499 I was about to ask the same thing

  • @JMrealgamer
    @JMrealgamer 10 місяців тому +5

    Oh man…. His stuffing story reminds me of the cornbread stuffing I love so much. Ofay’s and BAN**gas. 😂

  • @lilahdog568
    @lilahdog568 Рік тому +111

    "My mother is half white." *cheers*
    "A little too excited but okay."

  • @josuejean912
    @josuejean912 Рік тому +54

    As I walked around Walmart today I noticed the people working there are way younger than me. Made me realize I'm getting old. Watching this making realize.... We got nothing left if Dave leaves us. We need more Daves

    • @FakeJesseJuarez
      @FakeJesseJuarez Рік тому +3

      We flew to go see him perform earlier this month. We talked about it for 6 months and knew we’d be extremely upset if he died and we never got the chance. We made it there before doors and we caught a joke early on. All the songs that were playing in the arena as everyone was walking in were all Kanye sampled songs. 1 Will Smith song was sprinkled in there since it was a Chris Rock/Dave Chappelle show. . 😂 He is a fucking legend.

    • @josuejean912
      @josuejean912 Рік тому

      @@FakeJesseJuarez wow thanks for sharing this. You're making me want to see him live more than ever.

  • @derekwhitman1421
    @derekwhitman1421 Рік тому +9

    Hands down one of the, if not the best comedian of our time.

  • @DETROIT1948
    @DETROIT1948 2 роки тому +753

    In Dave We Trust.

    • @joe-zj8js
      @joe-zj8js Рік тому +8

      Nah...in katt williams we trust...straight ass hair lol

    • @quiet7632
      @quiet7632 Рік тому +4

      Uh, nah. Dude lost his way.

    • @12ollin47s
      @12ollin47s Рік тому +4

      Daves masonic now. Trust is not what you should do

    • @dedrik932
      @dedrik932 Рік тому +5

      Jesus and God above all these

    • @jesuschristislord9013
      @jesuschristislord9013 Рік тому +8

      In God we trust, stop putting your faith in human beings.

  • @mattbell5602
    @mattbell5602 Рік тому +44

    This is just what it feels like to be poor in suburbia. The accuracy of this story is nuts!

  • @loboneiner1034
    @loboneiner1034 Рік тому +7

    The whole coat thing in winter makes you think about how tough everyone before heaters had to be some tough mfers

  • @timdennebaum4498
    @timdennebaum4498 Рік тому +39

    Dave is a legend! Nothing offensive, it's called comedy!

  • @thereelrantreviewer
    @thereelrantreviewer Рік тому +310

    I will always have fond and memorable laughs watching and listening to Dave...he is a True Legend.

  • @imdurmac1
    @imdurmac1 Рік тому +1

    love him and katt. they stay true to themselves and haven't sold out.

  • @ninjaland8209
    @ninjaland8209 Рік тому +19

    This guy roasts everybody, and it's still a good joke

  • @mattdicicco6813
    @mattdicicco6813 Рік тому +17

    grew up on the VA side of D.C., first bit was way too mutha fukin funny, glad hes still killin it

  • @wahnano
    @wahnano 4 місяці тому

    This is art. Respect from France...Bravo!!!!!!

  • @DDuMas
    @DDuMas Рік тому +254

    Some of what Dave Chappelle says is funny just because of his delivery and the words he chooses. It's amazing. I love that he adds subtlety to his sense of humour. So he'll build up a joke you think is going one way, but he'll bring it down to somewhere which isn't as serious as you thought it go. Most comedians take their jokes from point "a" and they are for sure going to slap you with point "b", the obvious punchline, but I love the way Dave Chappelle doesn't feel the need to. It's more unpredictable.

    • @ayokay123
      @ayokay123 Рік тому +5

      Precisely. It's why he's the best in the business.

    • @BVNDXT.
      @BVNDXT. Рік тому +2

      Comment needs more likes! 🦊👍🏽

    • @Belac02
      @Belac02 Рік тому +1

      I ain't reading allat but I'm 🆙️🆙️🆙️🗣🗣🗣💯💯💯🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🔥🔥🔥🚫🐒🚫🐒🚫🐒

    • @Ring0--
      @Ring0-- Рік тому +2

      Dave would have made this comment more succinct.

    • @globaladdict
      @globaladdict Рік тому +2

      @@Belac02 much rather read a longer comment than see someone post a bunch of dumb emojis

  • @catkeys6911
    @catkeys6911 Рік тому +239

    "So I kicked her in the pussy." -I nearly fell off my chair! Well, nobody can accuse Dave's offensive as being sexist.

    • @ridgesail
      @ridgesail Рік тому

      The funny part was the setup of the joke about ten minutes before... He talked about writing a punch line first, then keeping a jar of them and pulling random ones out and writing a joke for it, like so I kicked her in the pussy. Then he goes into the story for so long everybody forgot it was coming 🤣

    • @mug9591
      @mug9591 Рік тому

      😂

    • @tomgeorge9025
      @tomgeorge9025 Рік тому +4

      you would do the same if they ran out of Stove top stuffing !!!
      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gilbertlopez183
    @gilbertlopez183 Рік тому +9

    Chinese and Mexican baby?!? That kid will terraform the solar system by their 6th birthday between the 13 jobs and learning physics in Spanish. Roflmao

  • @gunslngrxero
    @gunslngrxero Рік тому +47

    As a broke mfer, stove top stuffing is really that serious.

    • @rustynail9793
      @rustynail9793 Рік тому +19

      As a broke mfer myself. I happen to have 2 boxes of stove top in the cabinet. But I'm afraid to eat it. If I eat it then I'll be a broke mfer with no stove top

    • @yungestNcharge1
      @yungestNcharge1 Рік тому

      @@rustynail9793 bro left overs good for 3 weeks( coming from a broke mfer

  • @CTN404
    @CTN404 Рік тому +43

    Being dirt poor in a rich neighborhood…. I can relate to that

  • @aboemusic
    @aboemusic Рік тому +3

    "Y'all need to step ya game up"
    XD

  • @BOMBBSQUADD
    @BOMBBSQUADD Рік тому +16

    "our kids are Puerto Rican somehow" LOL

  • @firechariot6948
    @firechariot6948 Рік тому +48

    I love this man! Genius and a true fearless artist

  • @carlalaudicinaLFC
    @carlalaudicinaLFC 3 місяці тому +1

    One of the funniest comedians EVER

  • @samaelangelus321
    @samaelangelus321 Рік тому +33

    "That's why I make the big bucks". He's good and he knows it, we all know it. Dangerous Dave

  • @calebray4168
    @calebray4168 Рік тому +39

    Everythang at Timmys house works!😂 I swear, it’s the little quick one liners that get me the most. “My wife’s Filipino[im black] somehow our kids are Puerto Rican lol

  • @stephenfowlie742
    @stephenfowlie742 Рік тому +64

    If Dave Chappelle offends you then its your own fault.

    • @ELD89
      @ELD89 4 місяці тому

      It wouldn't surprise me if far left liberals try to get comedians banned in the future.

    • @aljirou29
      @aljirou29 4 місяці тому

      Dave Chappelle is a race-baiting a-hole now. Used to be funny. White. Blue collar. Grew up without much money at all. Never cared about color. Stop bringing it up. Trump 2024. MAGA. His woke George Floyd special was a joke.

    • @andyp9985
      @andyp9985 4 місяці тому +1

      no, no, no, in the world we live in, if one is offended , then this needs to stop, this is bidens America

    • @ScottySundown
      @ScottySundown 4 місяці тому +1

      If Dave Cappelle offends you then you offend me

    • @aljirou29
      @aljirou29 4 місяці тому

      @@ScottySundown Ok clown whatever. Go justify his George Floyd special.

  • @sil-zk8061
    @sil-zk8061 Рік тому +619

    Dave is aging really well. I can even hear hints of George Carlin in the way he tells his jokes

    • @bobshagit9503
      @bobshagit9503 Рік тому +4

      he doesnt tell jokes any more
      he is a BLM promoter

    • @oogabooga6785
      @oogabooga6785 Рік тому +48

      @@bobshagit9503? Since when, sounds highly unlikely

    • @bobshagit9503
      @bobshagit9503 Рік тому

      @@oogabooga6785 watch ANY of his "stand ups" in the last few years.... its clear as day
      heck the one he did from his front porch was nothing but a BLM promotion
      and then the BLM leader stole all the money

    • @funnelingspace9268
      @funnelingspace9268 Рік тому +5

      Dave isn't as fake as George so I don't really see it

    • @DrDisinfect_TheWorld
      @DrDisinfect_TheWorld Рік тому +16

      Hell George was that dude

  • @bubberrand
    @bubberrand Рік тому +25

    Dave don’t eva lie.😂

  • @gemmateller1086
    @gemmateller1086 Рік тому +36

    Love #davechappelle. He is so funny & relatable. He isn't afraid to tell it like it is, and not worry about being "politically correct "

  • @michaelwachendorf2096
    @michaelwachendorf2096 Рік тому +13

    I love the way how he talks about his parents. His dad is a vocal professor. And his mother is also a professor Administrator. It's funny how he tries to still be street. 🤣

  • @RobH1628
    @RobH1628 Рік тому +5

    “One of his mothers came to the door.” Lmao that shit had me dying

  • @chuzzrocket
    @chuzzrocket Рік тому +4

    Absolute comedy GOAT. He's so funny but he's also like a prophet.

  • @jamescrawford9643
    @jamescrawford9643 Рік тому +12

    I've retired an my happy highlight is sitting on the toilet laughing my ass off at David Chappelle in the morning! No better way to start a day! Love ya David your a good aspirin for Life! 🤣😂😎

  • @Dragging79
    @Dragging79 Рік тому +283

    I had the exact opposite experience. I'm a white guy and my black friends were better off than my parents. True story.

    • @vitaminq4348
      @vitaminq4348 Рік тому +35

      Man. That could make for an interesting story treatment. Comedy? Drama? I don't know, but that's a standout scenario.

    • @imark2569
      @imark2569 Рік тому +32

      Lmao I’m sorry bruh but you must’ve been POOR POOR if we was richer than you.
      We all made it out though fam 💪🏾

    • @Dragging79
      @Dragging79 Рік тому +41

      @@imark2569 my dad was a retired Marine in Eastern NC. The pay in that area has always been fucked up. The only good thing was. Jacksonville, NC was/is the least segregated city in the country. So I always had black and Hispanic friends and neighbors. The other good thing about growing up in a poverty area was, it made me more driven to do better. Now I live in North Texas making great money, working for an energy company.

    • @dukenukem7043
      @dukenukem7043 Рік тому +56

      it’s not that hard to believe, there is actually a huge population of upper class blacks . it’s just that no one talks about it

    • @vyzion980
      @vyzion980 Рік тому +1

      don’t worry here’s a fun fact: there are many more poor white people than black people, it’s not like blacks are the only ones who know what it is to be poor.

  • @Rain-yh9ws
    @Rain-yh9ws Рік тому +3

    I love this man & everything he says.

  • @Manila-wo3pi
    @Manila-wo3pi Рік тому +4

    "You'd think you were at a Katt Williams concert" I DIED! LOL