“Whole Country is Turned into B*tch Ass N***ga” - Dave Chappelle.
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“The wife was obviously Asian. You could see it in her face.” 😂😂 what a comic legend.
@Dino Sauro you dont know what you're talking about. The whole routine was that she was an angry humorless heckler- not unlike you. Why later he said: "she was mad, you could see it in her face". Get the parallel? Comic genius. So suprise! Ill see you at thanksgiving
@@dinosauro9546 are you in third grade or something
@@oliknowles7645 wow, he said her face could convey that she was Asian AND mad? Truly don't understand how my gut didn't bust for that
@@clv735 neither do i
@ SOCRATES SOCRATILIS He probably is in 3rd grade. "That's so cringe" is one of those stupid phrases today's kids use.
"Surprise bitch I'll see you at Thanksgiving!"
That had me on the floor.
Words can’t explain how much I didn’t expect this I fkn died 💀
And the way he mimicked her "I'm from California" Americans overseas from CA never say they're from the US, rather from California. I rolled on that one
@@GrikWorldNomad Also how funny that this is nothing to brag about whatsoever, it's only something you think is. Same with folks from New York who migrated elsewhere and couldn't wait for people to be thrilled they were from New York and pause for the applause. They were as ordinary and uninteresting as anyone else, of course, unless they had actually done something to EARN some sort of holy regard and supplication.
I died on this one!
what does that mean?
As a Mexican that joke about the baby had me dying
It made me lol and I was sitting by myself
Dude I've been saying Mexicans are going to be the new Asians for a while now.
I majored in physics and my Mexican buddy fucking killed that shit, went to grad school in Scotland. And his brother works as an engineer at a major company.
They're also both super awesome, funny, interesting people.
I find it funny too that growing up I found it easiest to make friends with Mexicans.
Motherfuckin white kids were like all elitist about how hard they were working.... Mexican friends working just as hard but you don't even notice them looking stressed out or breaking a sweat and being chill.
I remember one Mexican classmate of mine wearing a shirt saying that he's Mexican, not "Latino." And you know what? Damn straight. Yall are fricking awesome and I love you.
That's b/c 90% of Mexicans are chill AF and not bitches looking for a reason to get offended.
@@illsIStheGREATEST I'm not Mexican or Latino, I'm MEXI-TINO!🤓
Was that suppose to be a joke? 😅@@great159
One of the best stand-up comedians ever. Genuinely funny and with perfect timing and delivery.
It seems like he smoked a joint, hopped on stage and killed it 😂
@@prophecy9521 Well, he's using a vape, so probably got something funky in there as well :)
He’s right up there with other legends like George Carlin
And his sketch comedy is dome of the best of all time too. The Dave Chappelle Show was so hilarious! He made Rick James famous 🤣🤣🤣
No...THEE Best Comedian alive!! #Period 😊
"everything in Timmy's house works" lol 😂
That was probably my favorite line in the whole special.
@@guitarmatricide4834the delivery was perfect
Totally lost my shit😂 In a hotel I’m sure the room next door was like NO ha
"My parents did just well enough for me to grow up poor around white ppl" my whole life🤣
Same bro lol
So weird because I grew up in an affluent black area where the kids at my HS liked to pretend they were actually hood. So backwards.
Mine too😂 and I’m white
And as a Russian immigrant, I had the privilege of growing up poor around white and black Americans, and explaining to them why my house didn't have cable or snacks.
My life growing up in Nebraska 😢😂-
“Everything at Timmy’s house works!” 😂😂 the fact that all the kids wanted to stay at my house and my name is Tim makes this joke even funnier
That's all fine and everything. But i am concerned by the fact that lil' Timmy goes by on internets under the name disturbed pyro.
@@Voodoo_Robot lol! I’ve had the same name for decades. It’s my favorite band and my nickname in high school
@@disturbedpyro4511 Disturbed is a great band i used to listen to them a lot. But i repeat: someone named Timmy and going by Pyro is a combination from those horror movies. Like "Timmy was a good boy on the surface, but he was secretly a dangerous pyromaniac". I hope this is not offensive, it's just funny to me.
@@Voodoo_Robot it’s because Timmy is always the butt of the joke and we’re sick of it. We Timmys are taking a stand and saying “ no more mocking our name!”😂😂
Robot and Timmy having a good time 😂😂😂
“The hardest working baby ever” lol
Nobody can tell a joke like Dave. The delivery is perfection.
His Jesse Smollett story is amazing.
@@therealaustinpowers1967 especially his Nigerian impression.
i can but yeah most people can’t
I love it ❤
Baby you're beautiful ❤
“Except my wife is Philippino, and our kids are Puerto Rican somehow, so there you go.”
🤣🤣🤣
Dude’s so funny!
hahah was looking for this one. had me dying.
i dont get it
it’s filipino mate no offense
@@kasper3382 they look ambiguous because they are mixed.
🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅
Chappelle never fails to make me laugh, even after seeing his routines fifty million times.
I'm not black, I'm native, but my childhood had a similar story about being well enough to grow up poor in a white neighborhood but not poor enough that we had to be on the rez. So the stories about sleep overs and seeing everything available and working and such were relatable.
Same here and coincidentally in Utah😂 I remember going to my “rich” white Mormon friends’ houses and they had name brand Pepsi, M&M’s and Trix cereal. It was worth hanging through the awkward family prayers and scripture readings.
"One of his mothers came to the door"
the audience lit up after that lmao
What does that joke mean
@@globalnationalismyoutube Mormons used to practice polygamy, which is the practice of having multiple spouses, so the joke is that he has multiple mothers.
@@cypriant.patton1077 Thanks for the explanation
@@cypriant.patton1077 I thought he had two lesbian mothers was the joke.
@@averyphilip4944 I thought the same, too, but that don't fit with the mormon thing. I actually forget about the polygamy angle. They haven't done that shit since the 1800s.
I can hear this stovetop story 1000 times and still laugh my ass off
LMFAO!!! Me too!!! 🍻 cheers
Sameere😂
My fav as well!
I never really cared for Stovetop stuffing all that much...
Mainly bc we can all relate, still love my stove top stuffing. Now if they would just bring back pudding pops and NCAA Football games I'd really feel a blast from the past.
I’m dying over here. My parents also did just “well enough” for our family to feel broke in an upscale community. I feel your pain Dave 😂😅
This guy is one of the greatest ever story tellers just keeps you with him all the time....
As a poor white family, just me and my mum in Maine, - that living room winter coat joke had me dying. As a kid, i legit thought every home was that way.
Ouch! I'm sorry for you (and for your Mom)!
Lol I live in Maine and I still do that in my late 20s. It's starting and maintaining a wood fire and a coat all day.
@@qalbi_ibn_lari right! I feel that. Couple times we didn't have firewood, and couldn't buy any. It'd resort to the both of us out gathering anything and everything we could after work one winter. The house was in rough shape back then. We owned our land and home, and that notion of sell it was always looming, but both of us would rather fight that give it up. Things are better than back then. But it goes to show, you can have a little, and still basically nit have shit. Lol
Thats just how it was for a lot of "not rich" families and Im sure it still is today... I remember turning the water off a lot at night as a kid so the pipes that werent buried wouldnt freeze and sleeping together as a family not because we were particularly close but the old house wasnt insulated well and we had to sleep together in the winter LOL
@@PinkFloydFreak55 amen! Yes! Oh god, winter struggles. I got a friend with a house- he's going to be struggling here soon when the temperature drops. Its a crazy mild winter right now in maine, fortunately. Winter just isn't what it was when i was a kid- or - we just have alot more insulation around us now 😆
"Here's the thing, you're getting offended doesn't mean that you're right"
- Rick Gervias
ricky is a good one
"I told you I'm dope" this has me crying
DAVE CHAPPELLE IS A NATIONAL TREASURE. PURE GENIUS!!!!
Which one?
Chappelle's comedy game has elevated in ways that feel sophisticated. You see his 20's, his 30's. He disappeared for over a decade & came back up like a phoenix.
“And suddenly, one of his mothers came to the door” .... even Dave laughed at that one... haha! This man is a legend!
If Dave Chappelle offends you then its your own fault.
I feel that people like Dave Chappelle will end up saving all of us from ourselves...
That story about the asian woman was true. I remember she wrote a piece about her experience and got dragged for it.
"Dragging" anyone isn't helpful. Mob reactions suck.
Is it just me? You guys notice google(YT) messing up our usernames? What's going on.
@@josh18230 wong
She was free to express her opinion and so was everyone else free to express their disagreements!
As long as nobody got hurt (feelings aside) it’s all good. Shit it’s what this country is about! We really don’t want to be another britain
@@user-fiF5ei8tyahit’s the new handle feature, you can have a channel name and a “handle” which is your @, so it’s different. You can change yours in settings, hope this helps
This man has incredible timing and delivery of his storytelling 😄
Wait, Dave Chappell, the legendary household name comedian, whos known for having a comedy show and the best stand up of all time
Has good timing and delivery… damn, would have never thought that had you not said it lol.
Yes. He is a master story Teller. That his biggest gift. He controls your attention in every second and when u are lured deep enuff he comes with the punchline. A true master 😀 He distracts you and then comes with the punch line. 💯💯
A man of your qualifications to make such an assessment 🤣 He's only the greatest to ever to it.
Hands down the best of them (comedians)☺
Yes, I've been listening to him long enough to see how he breaks down his stories... His timing is super smooth.
Dave's comedy is not for sensitive, offensive ears. But he's a comedic genius!
“White Dinner Wasnt Delicious” 😭😭💀
😂😂 at the point it was in his experience 😂
I was a poor white kid and that skit in the beginning hit home 🤣. Dave is the best comedian of our generation.
😐
Who gives a f**k
In the hood?
having been in my 20's at the height of his popularity, it's so nice to see Dave has still got it after all these years - his comedy has grown with him and the times we're in.
Indeed!!!
He got old and rich and started punching down. He was funnier as a young man because his jokes targeted people who cause problems. Now his jokes are aimed at people who mind their own business, and who rank lower on the social scale than he does.
@@havable i have no idea how you even came to this conclusion 😭😭😭😭😭
@@havable His jokes are still aimed at ppl causing problems. It's why many ppl can still relate to what he says. This would only feel like punching down to the willfully ignorant.
@@havable Like the other 2 people said..... youre just wrong on this one.
Lmfao “stove top” lemme make some calls 😂😂
Dave is a true artist, he speaks the truth period
Dave Chappelle is the goat. Every time i hear him speak, no matter how many times i've heard it before, it captivates me. He is a master at holding court.
there is no "greatest." only people's personal favorite. subjective. always will be.
that said, dave is obviously one of the best to ever do it.
That, he IS!!
The only GOAT on this planet is Muhammad Ali because he gave up the prime of his career to sit in jail over his moral refusal to go to Vietnam to murder Asian people for the sake of white people. Chappelle instead entertains the faction of white people who hate all black people except for Dave Chappelle and Uncle Thomas.
@@DanielBoonelight - Between Bernie Mac and Dave Chappelle, its a tough competition. But DAVE has got the edge, because lots of people outside of Black Folks don't vibe with Bernie = SOOOOOOOO THERE YOU HAVE IT = THE GOAT.........THE BEST....AND DENIAL IS FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGISM :)
@@cobrakainevereverdies6940 i just read an opinion on something subjective, trying to be absolute on the internet. my, how novel.
Having been a poor white amongst whites, he's absolutely accurate.
A middle class mixed with middle class whites…I still remember the three layer and a jacket days 😂
2:59 I love the way he says "stovetop" 😂😂😂
Growing up my parents had two TVs stacked on top of each other, on one the picture worked and on the other the sound worked. At the time I assumed this was a common practice.
He actually looked shocked when he told the stovetop story. Greatest part of the whole video.
“I’ll see ya on thanksgiving.” -Dave Chapelle
That stove top story was hilarious.
"Everything in Timmy's house works." 😂😂
"It was my experience that white dinner wasn't delicious". 😂😂😂
Dave is a comedic genius! I truly admire his IDGAFF attitude.
Still one of the best jokes of all time.
In Dave We Trust.
Nah...in katt williams we trust...straight ass hair lol
Uh, nah. Dude lost his way.
Daves masonic now. Trust is not what you should do
Jesus and God above all these
In God we trust, stop putting your faith in human beings.
Love #davechappelle. He is so funny & relatable. He isn't afraid to tell it like it is, and not worry about being "politically correct "
Dave Chappelle is a visionary Comedian 🔥❤️ He studied his environment, picked his battles and delivered…!
Dude is a genius. I'm tired of people getting offended by jokes told by professional joke tellers. Like Kyle(South Park) said; "Either it's all okay to make fun of, or nothing is. You can't choose"
So its a fun joke to call a Black person a Nigga because its funny that they call each other it all the time as well as use it in their sentences for no reason. Yet.. its not. Only Black people are allowed to be racist and funny. Anyone else says it and they get cancelled so fast. 😂
Well that’s not like something Kyle would say …Kyle runs Hollywood
why just professional joke tellers? Make it so that anyone who is able to take a joke, should be allowed to make as many as they want. And those who can't take a joke, shouldn't be allowed to make them.
@@kappakeepo4499 LOL
@@johnstuart5122 considering they are soft as fuck, get offended then use that offense to ruin lives. No ,I don't think so.
Dave's IDGAF attitude towards comedy, timing and delivery is what makes him the GOAT 🐐. 😂❤😂
He's absolutely right about the hood sounding fun. There's a lot of violence and crazy things that young kids shouldn't witness, but the fun was on another level.
The asian and Mexican baby joke was pure gold.
Hands down one of the, if not the best comedian of our time.
He ain’t lyin; every lil thing upsets someone. I remember growin up wit my dad watchn chapelle show at night.
Yeah, it's almost like society changes/progresses... There are plenty of jokes that used to be socially acceptable, and no longer on. Boomers are just eager to be shitty/bigoted, especially during this MAGA era.
Dave is easily the GOAT of Comedy. He had no boundaries and his story telling is on another level.
there is no GOAT, and goat discussions will never be settled bc art is subjective. dave is top echelon in the pantheon of best comics, no doubt.
Yikes I mean I like Dave but I can’t agree there… lots of better options IMO
Carlin, Sam, Norm, Pryor, Dangefield
When the lady went "WHHOOOOO" at the end about his mom being half white and he goes "well alright, you're a little too excited, but okay" I cried so hard from laughing.
Same lol
I have a list of favorite comedians I repeatedly watch, their jokes NEVER get old, but without a doubt Dave is #1😘
Absolute comedy GOAT. He's so funny but he's also like a prophet.
Dave & Bill Burr are the best!!!
Yes my two favorites
Bill was!! Until he started tackling and running over old people to get first in line to get vaccinated 🤣
He's got bananas in his pancakes 🥞! 😆
I can be having the shittiest day ever and listen to either of those clowns...all smiles. legendary MF'ers
Those are objectively speaking the best comedians in the business. Correct.
whole attitude changed when that stove top got mentioned lol
Dave always brings the perfect amount of savagery.
Dave Chappell is hilarious. Life can give you some great stories to tell
I can relate entirely. We were poor compared to most because of my mom's single income as a cashier while going to school. She finished school became a teacher & we were still more poor than the people around us. I ended up relating to the guys that grew up rough more than the well off & glorified jail time & rough times that make you hard. Fell into crowds that glorified that too much & ended up in prison myself. Learned the hard way don't look up to anything or anyone other than your future self & your loved one's that actually went through hell all for their love for you.
Great comment! One love bro!💪✌️
💯 %
@@ThePeacePlant one love to you as well, brother.
Dear diary
How do you glorify prison? i tell people about it and they would never break a law or cuss again.
I love Dave Chapelle. I love how he isn’t afraid to say what everyone in the room is afraid to and makes it classy and funny. The delivery is perfect.
He’s someone I’d love to have a beer with 🤣
Not just any beer, but a Samuel Jackson Beer!
Leave Stan alone
@@fatwindowmaker1160 real one
Me to
"Classy"
I totally relate to the Stove Top Stuffing story. I grew up on powdered skim milk, so I loved going to sleepovers and having cereal with real milk in the morning 😆
I love this man & everything he says.
"So I kicked her in the pussy." -I nearly fell off my chair! Well, nobody can accuse Dave's offensive as being sexist.
The funny part was the setup of the joke about ten minutes before... He talked about writing a punch line first, then keeping a jar of them and pulling random ones out and writing a joke for it, like so I kicked her in the pussy. Then he goes into the story for so long everybody forgot it was coming 🤣
😂
you would do the same if they ran out of Stove top stuffing !!!
😂😂😂😂😂
Damn Dave, no matter how many times I see the same skit I still laugh. He has the right look, and sound.
Dave Chappelle ain't NEVER told a Lie 😆😅😂🤣🤣😍
As a proud husband to a great Philippino woman , I salute you David Chappelle 👏
*Filipino
@@2EKgn16Filipina
"My mother is half white." *cheers*
"A little too excited but okay."
😂😂
I will always have fond and memorable laughs watching and listening to Dave...he is a True Legend.
My Mother always told me that Bologna was “round steak” I loved fried Bologna sandwich!😊
flat hotdog i ate em too. If we were out of taylor ham, Mom would ask- do you want fried baloney or a flat hotdog? 🤣
love him and katt. they stay true to themselves and haven't sold out.
As a broke mfer, stove top stuffing is really that serious.
As a broke mfer myself. I happen to have 2 boxes of stove top in the cabinet. But I'm afraid to eat it. If I eat it then I'll be a broke mfer with no stove top
@@rustynail9793 bro left overs good for 3 weeks( coming from a broke mfer
Dave is the King no one can compare to his greatness
Dave speaks to your prejudices but he isn't the funniest in history. Those who have morals wouldn't want to be "king" anyway because "king" implies subjects, which are slaves. Acc'd to Chappelle, he opposes slavery. But then he might like it if it was only the people he hated who were in bondage.
Richard Pryor was also very funny.
that's great what you mentioned. He does his job . He may not be the funniest but regardless he can move an audience. This world is enslaved free your ppl then
Richard Pryor was also a great comedian.
Like thousands of other comics out there, Dave is a student of Richard Pryor.
He's soo smooth. Rodney's always been my favorite but Dave just kills no matter what
"Y'all need to step ya game up"
XD
"Bitch that baby will be fine, relax"
lmfaoo
Is that funny?
@@Mrnoddingdonkey By itself, no. In context and with his delivery, it wasn't funny. It was hilarious
@@branlopgar Hey, it's like Dave said, so many United States citizens have become some sensitive, self-righteous"beach-azz nuyghas," without a stomach to take a joke. 🤣
@@branlopgar true 😂😂
@@branlopgar not really.
I’m Scottish and German descent and growing up the drink in the fridge was kool aid “ OH YEAH”
No German would allow Kool Aid in the house.
@ViveAprilia I'm part Guyanese. The only powdered drink we ever had in our house growing up was ovaltine.
No powdered fruit drinks ever.
Dave is a comedic genius. I hope he does stand up until he can’t anymore
All right - youre a little too excited, but okay!
Fuck that had me rolling.
I've probably seen this set 5 times and it still have me laughing out loud🤣🤣🤣
Which show was this?
Netflix is a joke @@AreYouFNQRAZII
Being dirt poor in a rich neighborhood…. I can relate to that
I walked by Chapelle sitting in front of the Supreme shop in my old neighborhood (Fairfax Ave. in LA) and we exchanged “hellos!” He’s a cool guy.
Was at his recent stand up it was amazing
Some of what Dave Chappelle says is funny just because of his delivery and the words he chooses. It's amazing. I love that he adds subtlety to his sense of humour. So he'll build up a joke you think is going one way, but he'll bring it down to somewhere which isn't as serious as you thought it go. Most comedians take their jokes from point "a" and they are for sure going to slap you with point "b", the obvious punchline, but I love the way Dave Chappelle doesn't feel the need to. It's more unpredictable.
Precisely. It's why he's the best in the business.
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Dave would have made this comment more succinct.
@@Belac02 much rather read a longer comment than see someone post a bunch of dumb emojis
"our kids are Puerto Rican somehow" LOL
He's brilliant at setting up the joke, and then keeping us waiting for it, with multiple other jokes in between. We all knew what was coming at 4:21. 🤣 But the joke he openly warned us about that came a few seconds later totally blindsided us.
Dave, you're amazing man. Always have been, and always will be.
Thank God for this man's comedy. Needed a good laugh and i got it.
No, he’s like a white dude from the 70s now. He used to be antiestablishment, now he’s the establishment. Other comedy/comedians grew up with us - as we grew up dave chappelle became our dad or maybe even grandpa.
@@Mrnoddingdonkey What are you saying "No" to man?
@@oshada.s.herath7084 “I needed a good laugh”
“NO!”
@@Danny-nd7hg …seriously? You never considered it being a response to the ‘thank god for this man’s comedy’ part? You cherry picked info from a two sentence statement and are acting like you have a leg to stand on some moral or intellectual high ground?
@@Mrnoddingdonkey mneassssssss leg to stand on good sir MNEASSSSSS
I was once invited to meet Dave and his family but couldn't make it. He's actually a very nice, chill, humble man. God bless his work
Same great guy.
I hope there was enough Stove Top
Unfortunately he has something of a reputation in Yellowsprings, Ohio for fucking underage women. So =/
How would you know? You didn't make it to meet him.
@@boofert.washington2499 I was about to ask the same thing
I love how every time he hits his pen, he has that "But that's none of my business" expression on his face 😂
And this is why we love Dave!! Legend
This is just what it feels like to be poor in suburbia. The accuracy of this story is nuts!
What a wonderful and talented comic. I’ve enjoyed him in past specials going as far back as his show. Relevant and hilarious.
That one lady who got too exited at the end got me dying of laughter 🤣
To the hardest working baby the world has ever seen.
Its 3 am and im laughing like crazy! 😂
That Timmy shit was funny. Dave is funny!
Dave is a legend! Nothing offensive, it's called comedy!
This guy roasts everybody, and it's still a good joke
The first color TV I ever saw was when I went to my black friend's house - there was a Major League Baseball game on - it was amazing.
“I’m Mexican bro” 😂 something about that was wholesome and hilarious af
Mexicans are proud people and they take every opportunity to tell people where they from 😂. Great humans.
F**kin’ love Dave man.