Keeping It Real Can Go Very Wrong - Chappelle’s Show

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  • @WSKTV6
    @WSKTV6 2 роки тому +12759

    "Will Smith had a simple choice to make, ignore what Chris said laugh & move on. Or keep it real & make a fool of himself on national tv. His choice would create memes to come for the rest of the year."

  • @DeadwoodClimbing
    @DeadwoodClimbing 2 роки тому +2294

    I'm not kidding, this sketch has definitely helped me make better decisions through the years. lol

    • @antonio7334
      @antonio7334 Рік тому +23

      ay glad to hear

    • @mayankexodus
      @mayankexodus Рік тому +50

      Chapelle, Murphy Brothers, Patrice, Carlin are some of the sacred threads that keep us all together.

    • @robinsontoon
      @robinsontoon Рік тому +9

      Facts😂😂😂

    • @Differenshit
      @Differenshit Рік тому +29

      same like not even a little i think i would be in prison if it was not for this

    • @stretch1807
      @stretch1807 Рік тому +31

      Further evidence that Dave is as much of a philosopher as he is a comedian

  • @conwaystern4371
    @conwaystern4371 4 роки тому +2929

    The DMX barks and WU-TANG!!!!!!!! Took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @barbarossa1780
    @barbarossa1780 Рік тому +864

    “Granny Don’t!” Lives in my head rent free 😂😂😂

  • @CHMichael
    @CHMichael 4 роки тому +13688

    He actually did keep it real when he walked away from comedy central.

    • @eternaloutlaw2634
      @eternaloutlaw2634 4 роки тому +262

      Facts

    • @brooklynbull-e3565
      @brooklynbull-e3565 4 роки тому +261

      This deserves 1,000,000 likes

    • @brooklynbull-e3565
      @brooklynbull-e3565 4 роки тому +145

      He really about that life

    • @psychologicalsigma9917
      @psychologicalsigma9917 4 роки тому +176

      Then they killed him n cloned him... And I would assume the whole family. Now he makes jokes about illuminati Xmas parties ...

    • @KiKiWhispersASMR
      @KiKiWhispersASMR 4 роки тому +130

      You right tho.. & ppl tried to act like he had a mental breakdown or some ish. No.. he just put his foot down..

  • @jeremythompson6822
    @jeremythompson6822 3 роки тому +3062

    The “turns out they kept it realer” line had me rolling

    • @suggsverse
      @suggsverse 3 роки тому +49

      Real talk

    • @chrishandsome4267
      @chrishandsome4267 3 роки тому +8

      @@suggsverse you related to Terrell? Aka T-Sizzle?

    • @adamantbelief77
      @adamantbelief77 3 роки тому +80

      It was genius because in life there's always someone who is ten times what you think you are

    • @josequintero7250
      @josequintero7250 3 роки тому +39

      @@adamantbelief77 exactly, you can keep it real but there are people out there who keep it realer

    • @cdawg145236
      @cdawg145236 2 роки тому +3

      You clap having Jezebel!

  • @kingmajin
    @kingmajin 4 роки тому +2061

    "you think this is a game?! *bark bark bark!* wu tang!" lmao

    • @Scorch428
      @Scorch428 3 роки тому +54

      when i get super pissed off, and yell at someone, sometimes i bark at the end and it just makes me laugh

    • @stevenlucas6029
      @stevenlucas6029 3 роки тому +43

      Allow me to re-introduce myselve, my name is HOV!

    • @alexk2345
      @alexk2345 3 роки тому +2

      That is classic

    • @TrainReacts
      @TrainReacts 3 роки тому

      @@Scorch428 daddy

    • @adrianocollinzo5712
      @adrianocollinzo5712 3 роки тому +4

      @@stevenlucas6029 i used to move snow by the oz

  • @prettylaurynn
    @prettylaurynn Рік тому +366

    “Granny don’t !!” 😭

    • @vanmoody
      @vanmoody Місяць тому +2

      Can you imagine if your grandmother actually said all that to you? I also would not want to see my grandma getting her groove on.

    • @andresciahooten9598
      @andresciahooten9598 12 днів тому +1

      Can you just imagine your grandma seeing you sitting on the toilet and playing with yourself. Now that’s embarrassing 😂😂😂

  • @guadacoma
    @guadacoma 4 роки тому +2816

    When he yelled Granny don't, I almost died.

    • @UFOsAreRealArea51
      @UFOsAreRealArea51 4 роки тому +67

      😭😂😂😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @fungus_am0nguz644
      @fungus_am0nguz644 4 роки тому +94

      Specially the second time, LOL

    • @jennydoll6601
      @jennydoll6601 4 роки тому +59

      The look on his face also lolll

    • @harlielynn76
      @harlielynn76 4 роки тому +28

      I fell all the way out on that part too.
      Reminds me when I accidentally walked in on my teenage 🤣🤣🤫

    • @johnLennon255
      @johnLennon255 4 роки тому +16

      I’ve quoted that since I was a kid and this came out till this day

  • @TheKharymusic
    @TheKharymusic 4 роки тому +1205

    The nostalgia I felt when Brenda printed them mapquest directions. 😂😂😂

    • @HOTRODRICO
      @HOTRODRICO 4 роки тому +37

      i still do lol

    • @Icemario87
      @Icemario87 4 роки тому +21

      @killenkillen That's what the U.S. Gov't is going to say when they go cashless. "We are saving the Earth."

    • @robertgarza6728
      @robertgarza6728 4 роки тому +18

      Dave chappelle leaving the show is the example of “when keeping it real goes right”

    • @moexjohnson6009
      @moexjohnson6009 3 роки тому +42

      “I’m fix’n ta ride on dis bytch”

    • @Alvan81
      @Alvan81 3 роки тому +14

      @@moexjohnson6009 🤣
      Actress was perfect

  • @getAliKhan
    @getAliKhan 4 роки тому +4425

    No matter how real you keeps it,
    eventually you will meet someone who keeps it realer.

    • @getAliKhan
      @getAliKhan 4 роки тому +206

      @IfYouDisagreeYouAreWrong Don’t forget crazier and dumber.
      It’s a stupid game with a lot of stupid prizes.

    • @Nomad-n9j
      @Nomad-n9j 4 роки тому +29

      Word

    • @alsimmons6356
      @alsimmons6356 4 роки тому +8

      Ali Khan well said lmao

    • @desmondkelly5178
      @desmondkelly5178 4 роки тому +3

      IfYouDisagreeYouAreWrong not always

    • @wearelimitless5443
      @wearelimitless5443 4 роки тому +5

      FACTS!🤣🤣🤣

  • @coryhernandez508
    @coryhernandez508 8 місяців тому +78

    “ A tenth degree black belt who gets into confrontations to use his martial arts” is someone everyone should keep in mind. Lol

    • @Hawksendoom
      @Hawksendoom 3 місяці тому +1

      we dont but its hilarious haha we just chill.. really...

  • @timothybarr8241
    @timothybarr8241 4 роки тому +596

    that brenda johnson one be having me in TEARS. whoever played her is a good actress, so many quotables.

    • @janell9509
      @janell9509 2 роки тому +56

      The lady from power book

    • @qwammienewsome1357
      @qwammienewsome1357 2 роки тому +43

      Yeah, when she was on the first Power series, I showed my wife & she said yep, that's her.
      She just lost weight.

    • @timtroutt
      @timtroutt 2 роки тому +12

      @@janell9509 yes!!!!!I knew it!Thats wild!

    • @mcbdllc136
      @mcbdllc136 2 роки тому +35

      What about the grandma one that was brutal

    • @brendanables7367
      @brendanables7367 Рік тому +37

      “I dontl like people playing on my phone!”

  • @sirkennymchiphop
    @sirkennymchiphop 3 роки тому +1094

    “Reality is hidden for a reason”
    Beautiful quote.

    • @smoothjazznights4528
      @smoothjazznights4528 2 роки тому +9

      I don’t understand what that means lol I’m so lost

    • @tjeldon4477
      @tjeldon4477 2 роки тому +10

      It's lawless , reality.

    • @Fistofflames
      @Fistofflames 2 роки тому +35

      @@smoothjazznights4528 it means that you live in a bubble away from the realness of reality

    • @josephpeeler5434
      @josephpeeler5434 2 роки тому +50

      @@smoothjazznights4528It means that the truth needs to be left unspoken some of the time or there is more conflict. Tact and discretion are very important for keeping the peace.

    • @Main-Villain
      @Main-Villain 2 роки тому +9

      @@smoothjazznights4528 Remember the days of Best gore Execution videos just randomly floating on the internet? Yeah, t's best not to view reality from an un-tinted lens

  • @tiffanywaldon4875
    @tiffanywaldon4875 3 роки тому +327

    “It turned out, they kept it realer.” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ragnarlothbroke1849
    @ragnarlothbroke1849 2 роки тому +282

    So much wisdom. This should be shown to all kids at school...mandatory.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 4 місяці тому +2

      especially the part about going to prison.

  • @yogidemis8513
    @yogidemis8513 3 роки тому +1020

    And this is how Vernon became Tyrone Biggums.

  • @yaboit3ngu763
    @yaboit3ngu763 4 роки тому +693

    “Get some rubbers...yeah, get the BIG ones” 😂😂😂

  • @michaelsilver253
    @michaelsilver253 4 роки тому +874

    'Reality is hidden for a reason' David Chappelle is a man for all seasons

  • @FlavoredGenuine
    @FlavoredGenuine 2 роки тому +851

    Deep down, these sketches are cautionary tales about us choosing our battles carefully and knowing when to walk away.
    That’s what I love about comedy, it can reveal hidden truths in humorous ways.

    • @k.weirdo7747
      @k.weirdo7747 2 роки тому +7

      ❤👍🏽

    • @wesmantooth5908
      @wesmantooth5908 2 роки тому +6

      “Us”? You mean, black people?

    • @FlavoredGenuine
      @FlavoredGenuine 2 роки тому +53

      @@wesmantooth5908 It’s for every individual regardless of race.

    • @bujeeeeee
      @bujeeeeee 2 роки тому +4

      yeah I agree with you 💯

    • @RoGain_
      @RoGain_ 2 роки тому +5

      @@wesmantooth5908 lol really?

  • @mats7492
    @mats7492 4 роки тому +1549

    „WU TANG“ is indeed a fantastic way to end any statement...

    • @misscourtneymay
      @misscourtneymay 4 роки тому +84

      And the bark beforehand😂

    • @Vanhook4456
      @Vanhook4456 4 роки тому +33

      🙌🏾

    • @dokvader9283
      @dokvader9283 4 роки тому +27

      Yes bruh. That's true. WU TANG!

    • @tlalcua
      @tlalcua 4 роки тому +17

      🤣🤣👐🏽

    • @TerinaHeedum
      @TerinaHeedum 4 роки тому +38

      I wake up my students that way if they fall asleep. 😭

  • @UFOsAreRealArea51
    @UFOsAreRealArea51 4 роки тому +714

    "Granny don't!....." 🤣🤣😆😆😆😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

    • @beakedmonk3981
      @beakedmonk3981 4 роки тому +38

      Well, hurry the hell up and finish 😂😂😂

    • @MrEOM41
      @MrEOM41 3 роки тому +3

      Classic

    • @dontetidwell4867
      @dontetidwell4867 3 роки тому

      🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

    • @roiijamez33
      @roiijamez33 3 роки тому +1

      and that "hot water" bottle hanging on the door!!!

    • @LITLPoett
      @LITLPoett 7 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❗️❗️💀

  • @jrarzadon2730
    @jrarzadon2730 4 роки тому +2017

    Dave Chappelle was secretly giving everyone a PSA in the form of hilarious sketch comedy.

    • @h.j7469
      @h.j7469 3 роки тому +15

      Can i ask what does keeping it real mean and what is the point of this sketch?

    • @BlackyChan2.0
      @BlackyChan2.0 3 роки тому +116

      @@h.j7469 To pick and choose your battles. It’s not always worth fighting.

    • @h.j7469
      @h.j7469 3 роки тому +29

      @@BlackyChan2.0 ok thank you, i am not American so had to ask

    • @guyfuntyme6050
      @guyfuntyme6050 2 роки тому +11

      As all the greats do.

    • @VagueMemory
      @VagueMemory 2 роки тому +70

      @@h.j7469 It's basically when someone defends their pride in a situation where the repercussions are greater than the damage to their pride but they defend their pride anyway and regret it later. The lesson being about knowing when to fight a battle and when to let it go.

  • @papabilby8855
    @papabilby8855 2 роки тому +207

    “I star 69ed you”
    Man it’s been a long time since I have heard someone say that. 😂

    • @USFCpresident
      @USFCpresident 6 місяців тому +13

      gen z will never understand 😂

    • @RDEnduro
      @RDEnduro 5 місяців тому +3

      *68 made your number private i think if you dialed before number

    • @animeandwieardness6132
      @animeandwieardness6132 5 місяців тому +3

      She also printed out the directions, classic!

    • @youngscrams
      @youngscrams 2 місяці тому

      @RDEnduro no it was *67

    • @_eaturveggies01
      @_eaturveggies01 2 місяці тому +1

      @@RDEnduro😂❤

  • @vutran3758
    @vutran3758 4 роки тому +878

    Shit I remembered back when you still had to print out google maps directions to get places. Too realistic...

    • @The_Primary_Axiom
      @The_Primary_Axiom 4 роки тому +40

      Vu Tran Mapquest

    • @billan888
      @billan888 4 роки тому +48

      MapQuest bro.

    • @screwthenet
      @screwthenet 4 роки тому +21

      Yup peole had to figure it out, as men had for thousands of years. Hell I navigated by the stars lol

    • @vutran3758
      @vutran3758 4 роки тому +11

      Chase Mcdude now that’s keeping it real!

    • @maximilianovee125
      @maximilianovee125 4 роки тому +2

      @@vutran3758 Wu tang! Haha

  • @blugetsbusy4508
    @blugetsbusy4508 3 роки тому +1044

    “this ain’t the Vernon I know”
    Well allow me to reintroduce myself my name is HOV baby 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @valjeanlee7060
      @valjeanlee7060 3 роки тому +11

      You ain't never heard that before have you?

    • @NoName-cz3wn
      @NoName-cz3wn 3 роки тому +15

      @@valjeanlee7060 its called rap music.
      IT'S DANGEROUS!

    • @godsmacked1000
      @godsmacked1000 2 роки тому

      @@valjeanlee7060 who hasn’t!!!??!! High occupancy vehicle mf! Arfghhfff

    • @KikiW89
      @KikiW89 2 роки тому +2

      @@NoName-cz3wn
      That was in the Show🤣🤣

    • @christinaimswiler7240
      @christinaimswiler7240 Місяць тому

      @@valjeanlee7060

  • @JimJonesKoolaid
    @JimJonesKoolaid 2 роки тому +156

    “I DONT LIKE PEOPLE PLAYING ON MY PHONE”
    Is one of the funniest lines.

  • @ivelissediaz9583
    @ivelissediaz9583 Рік тому +87

    This has stood the test of time. A true mark of a genius.

  • @poncho_x4410
    @poncho_x4410 2 роки тому +342

    There will never be another show that's as funny and great as the Chappelle show. Every sketch was pure gold man lol I loved watching it growing up!

    • @ThehulkGreen
      @ThehulkGreen 2 роки тому +3

      I bet, we brits had a show called Harry Enfield and chums, never missed it.

    • @joeclayton2121
      @joeclayton2121 2 роки тому +8

      the prince bit and clayton bigsby were platinum

    • @replicacity92
      @replicacity92 2 роки тому +6

      Martin is funnier but that was a sitcom of course

    • @annabanana7084
      @annabanana7084 Рік тому +2

      Yes...when he did the skit with Wayne Brady I laughed so hard...then all the Charlie Murphy skits and of course Rick James. The Law and Order skit ( I plead the FIFth) all comedy gold.

    • @suedewuede9341
      @suedewuede9341 Рік тому

      Key and Peele

  • @Arelbee0310
    @Arelbee0310 Рік тому +50

    Brenda: "Take that you clap-having Jezabel"! Lol.

  • @maximultra
    @maximultra 4 роки тому +495

    "It turns out, THEY kept it realer."

  • @francarrey7501
    @francarrey7501 2 роки тому +80

    Only seen this clip a few times but it sticks in my head forever. Whenever I feel like keeping it real, I remember this clip. Most of time when I keep my emotions in check or let things slide, everything tends to work itself out.

  • @AllAmericanJock
    @AllAmericanJock 4 роки тому +379

    "I'on't like people playin' on mah phone!"
    😂 Omg me and my high school friends used to wear this line out.

    • @xino_z
      @xino_z 4 роки тому +5

      Us too lolllll

    • @AcemanX
      @AcemanX 4 роки тому +4

      Lol for real me too

    • @seang9751
      @seang9751 4 роки тому

      That girl bigger than keke...😱😱🤣🤣🤣

    • @monot00nz
      @monot00nz 4 роки тому +6

      I still say this shit 😂

    • @frostybaby13
      @frostybaby13 2 роки тому +3

      Me too lolollll

  • @VeryDeathlyShiny
    @VeryDeathlyShiny 4 роки тому +578

    "Vernon got along with all of the people he worked with, which, in his heart-of-hearts made him feel like an Uncle Tom..."
    .
    That statement combined with the expression on his face they froze on AND the deadpan narrator just make this whole bit hystarical.

    • @seededsoul
      @seededsoul 4 роки тому +30

      Man this is a sad fact of black culture that keeps people down. How are you supposed to climb in your career if you DON’T infiltrate the existing old-white-dude power structure??

    • @bmerritt2433
      @bmerritt2433 4 роки тому +18

      ​@@seededsoul Shouldn't this question be simultaneously cast toward that "power-structure"? How will they will carry on without the talents of those they forsake through their own unwillingness to appease and appeal to broader demographics? Is it not blind pride that leads either side away from capitulation? Yet you would outright say that one is more blind than the other? For either side to compromise, it would be in their interest, for the gain of one is the gain of the other, and the loss of one, the loss of the other (employer/employee). Which side loses more is bound to vary on a case-by-case basis, but I have seen it go both ways.

    • @JoseGranny
      @JoseGranny 4 роки тому +12

      @@bmerritt2433 Yo, you just kept it real!

    • @jamesfancher7508
      @jamesfancher7508 4 роки тому

      like a far side caption

    • @lu_re7198
      @lu_re7198 4 роки тому +8

      @seededsoul. Nah. He’s a VP. - Not a victim. “Held down”. 🤧 If he doesn’t like his boss, he can transfer to another company where he can “keep it real” or he can start his own company and “keep it real” w/ his customers every day. 🤣

  • @MyDrawingTutorials
    @MyDrawingTutorials 4 роки тому +5198

    This isn't a skit, it's a PSA.

  • @teezehussein2774
    @teezehussein2774 Рік тому +250

    "U wan a little soft shoe? Should i juggle some watermelons for ya boss"
    😂😂😂😂
    I still use this line in 2023

    • @Taporeee
      @Taporeee 7 місяців тому +4

      I hope it got you a deserved promotion

    • @takeyamedicineson.
      @takeyamedicineson. 7 місяців тому +5

      @@Taporeeehe’s now the owner of the company.

    • @j2times2006
      @j2times2006 4 місяці тому

      Same here I even do the dance😅

    • @ssfc117
      @ssfc117 21 день тому

      Prolly act like a nicker still tho

  • @leviathanmg
    @leviathanmg 4 роки тому +315

    "...ending the cycle of violence and drug addiction that had plagued his family for generations..." Something about that line and the narrator's true crime podcast voice combine the comic setup with a palpable sense of dread that still hits the same after all these years.

    • @motosagela
      @motosagela 4 роки тому +17

      Agreed! That voice over actor has the perfect voice for things like this.

    • @BRAVENEWORDERFILMS
      @BRAVENEWORDERFILMS 4 роки тому +5

      Very well articulated👍

  • @ZoRenol69
    @ZoRenol69 4 роки тому +60

    “Granny don’t!” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @DeadlyDanDaMan
    @DeadlyDanDaMan 4 роки тому +3181

    People laugh....but this really happens on a daily basis.

    • @deedee6799
      @deedee6799 4 роки тому +78

      @@angelbzbzbmoralesb7527 someone is slow.....
      Keeping it real going wrong happens everyday

    • @John-kk8gi
      @John-kk8gi 4 роки тому +46

      @@angelbzbzbmoralesb7527 basically move it along dont be a hero

    • @NebraskaGangCulture
      @NebraskaGangCulture 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/NRxabxo-rQ4/v-deo.html yea

    • @MM-zt4oe
      @MM-zt4oe 4 роки тому +42

      No shit that’s why we laugh

    • @fungus_am0nguz644
      @fungus_am0nguz644 4 роки тому +25

      @Micho Rizo For real but as Dave said before every segment "When you are keeping it real, pick your spots" and thats why its very important to assess the situation, you cant ALWAYS walk away, otherwise you are a bitch.

  • @LDWesq2006
    @LDWesq2006 11 місяців тому +47

    Brenda pushed her real-o-meter into the RED! 😂😂😂

  • @allhavesaidtheirprayers3434
    @allhavesaidtheirprayers3434 4 роки тому +544

    Thinking of these skits, has literally kept me out of jail.

    • @joneri85
      @joneri85 3 роки тому +25

      Thats keeping it real!!!!

    • @c-rlt730
      @c-rlt730 3 роки тому +9

      It just takes a comedy show? You'll be in soon.

    • @larrybart7633
      @larrybart7633 3 роки тому +2

      @@c-rlt730 jesus

    • @c-rlt730
      @c-rlt730 3 роки тому +1

      @@larrybart7633 , Mary & Joseph would say the same thing 😂

  • @nolann3815
    @nolann3815 2 роки тому +2294

    Will Smith tried to keep it real at the Oscars......and it went horribly wrong.😂😂😂

    • @CHMichael
      @CHMichael 2 роки тому +31

      He didn't get punched back, arrested or even kicked out.
      He's untouchable.

    • @StyledByBri-i9o
      @StyledByBri-i9o 2 роки тому +78

      @@CHMichael but he is now being clowned even worse than before

    • @SolaceMcfly
      @SolaceMcfly 2 роки тому +1

      @@StyledByBri-i9o him, jada, and the rest of his family.

    • @donovanwilliams29
      @donovanwilliams29 2 роки тому +34

      And movie projects put on back burner fkn up his money flow.🤣🤣🤣

    • @CHMichael
      @CHMichael 2 роки тому +17

      @@StyledByBri-i9o after the ban. How is jada getting back to the Oscars? Other than possible taking the advice and staring in gi jane 2
      (Edot: suppose to be funny)

  • @KrisRN23935
    @KrisRN23935 4 роки тому +316

    I wish he had made more of these segments on the show. They’re iconic.

    • @Neoskate88
      @Neoskate88 2 роки тому +4

      Dave Chappell did an amazing job at giving us grade A material and leaving unexpectedly for us to wonder about the future.

    • @ravensnflies8167
      @ravensnflies8167 2 роки тому +1

      they were too "real".

  • @NalaShakur
    @NalaShakur 2 роки тому +30

    Notice the sketch where the lady said she ain like nobody playing on her phone-played the attorney on “Power” and Tommy said “I don’t like nobody playin on my phone”-was a clever lil nod to her sketch on Chappelle show

  • @shenpaengineering4556
    @shenpaengineering4556 4 роки тому +1693

    Back when you had to printout directions that you found on the internet, lol

    • @dts_8247
      @dts_8247 4 роки тому +121

      Mapquest 😂😂

    • @ImpressDivinity
      @ImpressDivinity 4 роки тому +12

      Yasssss 😂

    • @jamilitary07
      @jamilitary07 4 роки тому +10

      @@dts_8247 I was just about to say that😂😂😂

    • @litoxxlito_axx7318
      @litoxxlito_axx7318 4 роки тому +33

      Preach!!! This kids don’t know the struggles

    • @stinkypete891
      @stinkypete891 4 роки тому +12

      @Joseph Mercel Or the Thomas Guide.

  • @edgard.9640
    @edgard.9640 4 роки тому +214

    "The three women were all serving consecutive life sentences. It turned out, they kept it realer." Lol Classic skits!

  • @Eric31477
    @Eric31477 4 роки тому +101

    "GRANNY DON'T....!!!”
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dxrulz4life
    @dxrulz4life Рік тому +65

    That DMX/Wu-Tang bit had me laughing so hard, my face hurts.

    • @azaelcp
      @azaelcp 9 місяців тому

      i want that printed on a t-shirt

  • @Mr.paint123
    @Mr.paint123 4 роки тому +705

    Nick Cannon was “keeping it Real”
    On his podcast
    And look what happened to him lol 😂

  • @hpnights
    @hpnights 4 роки тому +132

    The part when he barks had me in pieces 😂😂

  • @cmd1zz13
    @cmd1zz13 4 роки тому +364

    "What ensued was one of the most spectacular ass-whoopings ever witnessed in the Atlantic northeast"

  • @undergroundretail
    @undergroundretail Рік тому +19

    IT WAS THE WRONG NUMBER 😂

  • @CecilRyuTaekwondo
    @CecilRyuTaekwondo 4 роки тому +820

    There are really people out there like Chris who start fights just so they can practice their techniques on you.

    • @EarlSchieb
      @EarlSchieb 4 роки тому +33

      Yeah, and his name is called Mike Perry. Lol!

    • @WorldWarThree
      @WorldWarThree 4 роки тому +153

      My brother was one of those people. He was murdered in prison by his cellmate. Another example.

    • @bblcommisions
      @bblcommisions 4 роки тому +115

      @@WorldWarThree When keeping it real goes wrong part four?

    • @capgpro100
      @capgpro100 4 роки тому +5

      I had a friend like that.

    • @craigbielsky115
      @craigbielsky115 4 роки тому +21

      we pick a bar stool and whoever sit there gets an ass whoopoing.....lol

  • @jimjob28
    @jimjob28 4 роки тому +138

    "Take that you clap having Jezebel!"
    I forgot how funny that last sketch was.

    • @mattjamison484
      @mattjamison484 4 роки тому +21

      "Won't be f*cking Jamal in this car."

    • @Raptorel
      @Raptorel 3 роки тому +5

      She said that exactly when I read your comment, lol

  • @PincheeGabe
    @PincheeGabe 4 роки тому +120

    The “WU-TANG!” still gets me to this day! Lmao

  • @jedfra9172
    @jedfra9172 2 роки тому +75

    Chapelle's ability to provide such succinct social commentary in his comedy, whilst at the same time keeping it real is on point.
    For real.

  • @JustAGuyProduction
    @JustAGuyProduction 3 роки тому +537

    "Granny don't!" -The most embarrassing thing a man would have to say.

    • @mcbdllc136
      @mcbdllc136 2 роки тому

      Wrll hurry up and finish yourself off darius lol thats funny thats my name

    • @OuterSpace90
      @OuterSpace90 Рік тому +9

      Granny dont 😢

    • @jmal
      @jmal Рік тому +10

      Next to seeing your own grandma getting some action while you have to settle for Ms. Rosie Palms.

  • @ceofounder
    @ceofounder 4 роки тому +269

    Dave Chappelle is a comedic genius!
    One of the most hilarious sketches created by this masterpiece/masterclass of a comedian!
    Comedy awesomeness!

    • @foodlover7756
      @foodlover7756 4 роки тому +1

      I like brenda soooo much so funny classic i don't like people playing on my phone im dying 🤣🤣🤣😊🇬🇧🙏🏿

    • @foodlover7756
      @foodlover7756 4 роки тому +1

      @Ahmad Halis i don't know a brenda at all 🇬🇧

    • @foodlover7756
      @foodlover7756 4 роки тому +1

      @Ahmad Halis would like to meet one 🤣🤣🇬🇧

    • @foodlover7756
      @foodlover7756 4 роки тому

      @Ahmad Halis wow im sorry about that i just love dave chapelle that's all and see the funny side of it. 🇬🇧 🙏🏿

    • @bradsully6620
      @bradsully6620 4 роки тому +1

      I dont like people playing on my phone!!

  • @lancegoff6575
    @lancegoff6575 3 роки тому +120

    9:50 Jamal's laugh got me rollin'
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mjmtab
      @mjmtab 3 роки тому +9

      I don't know why but her boyfriend Jamal is the funniest part lol!!!

    • @sergemoktali7948
      @sergemoktali7948 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mo2k638
      @mo2k638 3 роки тому +1

      Sounded like jay z

    • @vidRaTeR
      @vidRaTeR 3 роки тому

      That’s Greer Barnes his comedy used to have me rolling

    • @angiejordan6454
      @angiejordan6454 3 роки тому +1

      Stevie Jay from love & hiphop

  • @otisclinkscale4180
    @otisclinkscale4180 Рік тому +38

    Dave Chappelle could have did so many more of these skits in his shows. It was awesome all 3 of them. Very funny.

  • @cjvaye99
    @cjvaye99 3 роки тому +56

    "I dont like people playin' on my phone!!" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @RollinTwentySix
      @RollinTwentySix Місяць тому

      I use this on scammers when they call me

  • @ryantaylor2342
    @ryantaylor2342 4 роки тому +101

    “Get some rubbas”
    “Ya”
    “The big ones” 😂😂

  • @ItBe_Kanti
    @ItBe_Kanti 4 роки тому +114

    "Should I juggle some watermelons???" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @slimbravo8778
      @slimbravo8778 3 роки тому +6

      That actually would’ve been impressive no lie

    • @MrNoahdean
      @MrNoahdean 3 роки тому +1

      When he started barking I fucking died 🤣🤣

    • @innertubez
      @innertubez 3 роки тому

      Dead

  • @arnoldsherrill2585
    @arnoldsherrill2585 2 роки тому +43

    The problem with the second part of this is that sometimes when this happens in real life somebody ends up getting hurt or worse.. when I was growing up we were actually taught when it is appropriate to stand your ground and when it's appropriate to just pick your battles and walk off. Apparently in our current generation that lesson has been lost or ignored

  • @voiceofreason1208
    @voiceofreason1208 4 роки тому +220

    "Allow me to reintroduce myself, my name is Hov!" 😂😂😂

    • @sixthsense11100
      @sixthsense11100 4 роки тому +10

      Rap music is DANGEROUSSS LMFAO 🤣

    • @xen4456
      @xen4456 3 роки тому +10

      lmaooo I’ll continue that line for you:
      H to the O-V, I used to move snowflakes by the O-Z, I guess even back then you could call me, C-E-O of the R-O-C HOV!
      Fresh out the frying pan into the fire I be the, Music biz number one supplier, flyer than a piece of paper bearing my name, I got the hottest chick in the game, wearing my chain that’s right (HOV!)

    • @ririspearchucker4070
      @ririspearchucker4070 3 роки тому

      .

  • @sdeb82
    @sdeb82 3 роки тому +204

    I love Key and Peele - but Dave Chappelle is just on a different stratosphere - the man is a national treasure!

  • @MarinusMakesStuff
    @MarinusMakesStuff 4 роки тому +91

    Gawd, this has to be one of the best sketches I've seen in a long time. Especially with the part of the guy moving back with his grandma. Tears of laughter. 'Get the big ones'. How something so old can still be so great. The Chappelle's Show was ahead of its time.

    • @blondewriter99
      @blondewriter99 10 місяців тому

      Wasn't "ahead" of its time. Very much OF its time. There was a lot of great comedy at the time - Reno 911, Key & Peele, Mad TV...

  • @lordeli8866
    @lordeli8866 2 роки тому +40

    GRANNY DON'T! Still cracks me up to this day

  • @TheReapingToast
    @TheReapingToast 4 роки тому +605

    This show last aired 14 years ago and Comedy Central is still posting clips of it
    That’s when you know you made it

    • @davidtsmith33
      @davidtsmith33 4 роки тому +31

      Amazing isn't it? I can't tell you how many times I've seen skits from the show and still enjoy them. They never get old.

    • @706Kel
      @706Kel 4 роки тому +3

      @@davidtsmith33 cause he 1 of the goats

    • @97dsmbishi
      @97dsmbishi 4 роки тому +7

      No, he *IS* the 🐐.

    • @tylerphillips503
      @tylerphillips503 4 роки тому +8

      Also CC is trying to cash in on all of Chappelle's resurgence in the last 3 years since his Netflix deals since he walked away from THEM

    • @tylerphillips503
      @tylerphillips503 4 роки тому +7

      @From a Bicycle seat CC cares because they're trying to keep it real

  • @nimusworks5475
    @nimusworks5475 4 роки тому +131

    i wish there was a miliion sketches of Keeping it Real...

  • @JQueen-ul5eh
    @JQueen-ul5eh 2 роки тому +42

    That grandma ordering him to go buy some rubbers!! 🤣 Then the old dude said, “Fkn right” I was DONE!!! 🤣🤣😭😂😂🤣

  • @rexrocker1268
    @rexrocker1268 9 місяців тому +12

    I love Brenda! It’s so impressive! 😂 😂 😂 It’s all hilarious but that one kills me the most. She’s talented. Impressive acting.

  • @adamd3820
    @adamd3820 4 роки тому +751

    Life: why do you keep sabotaging your life.
    Me: I keeps it real like dat

    • @DontreadPimpBoy
      @DontreadPimpBoy 4 роки тому +5

      dam

    • @sergiokaminotanjo
      @sergiokaminotanjo 4 роки тому +8

      those are the two oposites of the coin,when you keep it real or when you just dont care

    • @ashleysmeltzer283
      @ashleysmeltzer283 4 роки тому +10

      I just got FIRED for “KEEPING IT REAL...HAHHAAHA OMG......🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

    • @sergiokaminotanjo
      @sergiokaminotanjo 4 роки тому +10

      @@ashleysmeltzer283 bro l punched my sub manager in face twice like right in the fucking face , thats how l keeps it real

    • @ashleysmeltzer283
      @ashleysmeltzer283 4 роки тому +4

      hard mode yaaaaaassssss! Omg I would love to do that !lol

  • @abemcg3803
    @abemcg3803 4 роки тому +169

    *“My name is Hov”* 🤣

    • @nathandeedoubleyouu
      @nathandeedoubleyouu 4 роки тому +13

      My name is HOV*. He was quoting Jay Z.

    • @abemcg3803
      @abemcg3803 4 роки тому +2

      nathandeedoubleyouu whoops, had no idea, thanx for the correction

    • @Հովհաննես
      @Հովհաննես 4 роки тому +3

      That's my name so I can confirm it's a thing

    • @nicoleraheem1195
      @nicoleraheem1195 4 роки тому +10

      😂😂 @2:37 "Thug Life". *Barks Like DMX then says, "Wu Tang" 😂

    • @abemcg3803
      @abemcg3803 4 роки тому

      Nicole Raheem on god 😭💀

  • @smilezspreader
    @smilezspreader 3 роки тому +85

    The Narrator is da bomb... He has mastery of voice! He makes watching the video come to LIFE with his euphonious voice; tonal manipulation!!!

    • @save_theworld
      @save_theworld 3 роки тому +2

      It's chapelle narrating

    • @ianditwin7443
      @ianditwin7443 2 роки тому

      @@save_theworld It's isn't Chapelle.

    • @1sttvbn
      @1sttvbn 2 роки тому +1

      They kept it realer.

  • @matteZ2109
    @matteZ2109 Рік тому +22

    “Granny don’t!!!!”

  • @sandeepfrancis3568
    @sandeepfrancis3568 3 роки тому +150

    I can listen to this narrator voice all day....
    How does Dave get everything so correct

    • @MrBojangles901
      @MrBojangles901 3 роки тому +9

      He’s a genious

    • @MiG2880
      @MiG2880 3 роки тому +4

      He's smart and he's used psychedelics. They don't call them 'mind expanding' for nothing. Helps a person to see a little further down the road than most.

    • @qwammienewsome1357
      @qwammienewsome1357 2 роки тому +4

      Narrators can really make or break a show.
      I've witnessed one replaced for another because their voice didn't really fit!!

    • @jakerattle95
      @jakerattle95 2 роки тому +3

      @@qwammienewsome1357 prime example... Peter Thomas from Forensic Files. That man was a legendary narrator

    • @qwammienewsome1357
      @qwammienewsome1357 2 роки тому

      @@jakerattle95 Y'een never lied!!!

  • @budstermcgreen6360
    @budstermcgreen6360 3 роки тому +173

    Them both pissing on the guy after the "most spectacular ass whooping ever witnessed in the atlantic northeast" freaking always makes me laugh...no matter how many times I see it. This show was legendary in so many different ways! ✌️

  • @afinklt1
    @afinklt1 4 роки тому +704

    I don't like people playin on my phone!

    • @YoshiXO
      @YoshiXO 4 роки тому +17

      Lol that’s me but I don’t do the extra

    • @frigidpony
      @frigidpony 4 роки тому +25

      "Stop playin' on my phone!" This still cracks me up

    • @phillip3635
      @phillip3635 4 роки тому +22

      FUCK DAT

    • @foodlover7756
      @foodlover7756 4 роки тому +2

      @@frigidpony me too🇬🇧

    • @fourthgirl
      @fourthgirl 4 роки тому +1

      This is my sister Firstgirl!

  • @KobaAM
    @KobaAM 9 місяців тому +7

    That freeze frame at 1:45. Perfect 😂

  • @ShockerTopper
    @ShockerTopper 4 роки тому +150

    “It was the WRONG number!!”
    “I don’t like being played on my phone!” lol so funny...I love these so much

    • @robertnicholls9917
      @robertnicholls9917 4 роки тому +19

      "I don't like people playing on my phone."

    • @NebraskaGangCulture
      @NebraskaGangCulture 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/NRxabxo-rQ4/v-deo.html yea

    • @THERSC216
      @THERSC216 4 роки тому +6

      Those women in jail kept it realer!!!!

    • @dembuckeyes
      @dembuckeyes 3 роки тому +5

      Clap havin Jezebel

    • @NeNe-lf1cq
      @NeNe-lf1cq Рік тому

      Dumba** " I don't like ppl playing on my phone dude

  • @manifestgtr
    @manifestgtr 3 роки тому +164

    The second one is the worst by far. Every level of cosmic humiliation a man could endure…biblical. At least the first dude kept his dignity and the last chick went down swinging.

    • @ivelissediaz9583
      @ivelissediaz9583 Рік тому +3

      Oh i dont think the first guy kept his dignity.

    • @jmal
      @jmal Рік тому +2

      ​@@ivelissediaz9583Right? He was canceled so hard he became one of the last of a dying breed: a gas station attendant when the rest of the country has adopted self-service gas stations.

    • @gozinta82
      @gozinta82 Рік тому

      @@jmal This was made when gas station attendants were still a thing in the 20th century.

    • @jmal
      @jmal 9 місяців тому

      @@gozinta82 They still are in New Jersey. Then again, I haven't been there since 2019, so I dunno.

  • @troymccain7438
    @troymccain7438 4 роки тому +50

    "Get sum rubbers... Da BIG ONES" 😢😂😂😂

  • @roaddawg3217
    @roaddawg3217 3 місяці тому +1

    I love it that these professional narrators actually played along with his skits! The serious voices that everyone knows being silly is EPIC!

  • @dannyr313
    @dannyr313 4 роки тому +63

    Those freeze frames and the commentator make these skits even more hilarious, also brendas a good actress😁

  • @guydurham7897
    @guydurham7897 4 роки тому +795

    I feel like "keeping it real" has gone very wrong in 2020

  • @rontam06
    @rontam06 4 роки тому +420

    "I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE PLAYING ON MY PHONE 📞!!!!" -Brenda J.

    • @deadarmd
      @deadarmd 3 роки тому +18

      F dat, i don't like ppl playing on my phone!
      Stop f'in my man!

    • @sprthrwwychnnl73
      @sprthrwwychnnl73 3 роки тому +11

      Brenda kept it so real by the end of the sketch she changed her last name

    • @jbdixon4020
      @jbdixon4020 3 роки тому +12

      That actress was underrated 😂

    • @innertubez
      @innertubez 3 роки тому +3

      That was the funniest line of the whole compilation lmaooooooo

    • @desmondkelly5178
      @desmondkelly5178 3 роки тому +8

      TAKE THAT YOU CLAP HAVING JEZEBEL

  • @casualobserver2305
    @casualobserver2305 4 роки тому +370

    This was the funniest stuff ever on TV. How sad it’s not on anymore.

    • @william9922
      @william9922 3 роки тому +6

      It is though...

    • @william9922
      @william9922 3 роки тому +12

      He even had a whole segment about him not getting paid for it.

    • @Call_Em_Yall
      @Call_Em_Yall 3 роки тому +4

      @@william9922 That's messed up. 😕

    • @Stoney-Jacksman
      @Stoney-Jacksman 3 роки тому

      you're watching it here aint ya?
      Its alllll tv babyyyy

    • @msk9132
      @msk9132 2 роки тому

      @@william9922 he turned down 50 mil and moved to Africa

  • @tychauntenelle919
    @tychauntenelle919 3 роки тому +134

    "All his talk about keeping it real got on my last nerves,I savored that ass whupping" 😂😂

    • @jmal
      @jmal 2 роки тому +10

      Right? 🤣 "Keeping it real" is not a substitute for an actual personality.

    • @tychauntenelle919
      @tychauntenelle919 Рік тому +4

      ​​@@jmal there's nothing wrong with keeping it real from time to time just don't make it a actual personality

    • @jmal
      @jmal 9 місяців тому

      @@tychauntenelle919 💯

  • @tylersolo1054
    @tylersolo1054 4 роки тому +296

    "I'm Dave and I keep it real." For real, walking away from $50 Million on principle is like the definition of keeping it real.

    • @tyjohnston5889
      @tyjohnston5889 4 роки тому +3

      Say WHAT NOW?????

    • @love55ickbeat5
      @love55ickbeat5 4 роки тому +21

      @@tyjohnston5889 he didn't go for the 3rd season of the show because he thought people were laughing at black peeps and not with em. They offered 50 mil for the 3rd season.

    • @tripleagiftbox2391
      @tripleagiftbox2391 4 роки тому +1

      Nah they made him cone back. Replaced him with some tall buff dude, now he's back.

    • @tyjohnston5889
      @tyjohnston5889 4 роки тому +6

      @@love55ickbeat5 Thank you for clarification on that and taking the time to reply! Well in one hand I'm glad he stood up for what he believed in. On the other I just seen him growing up as a hell of a comedian that was ahead of his time. Never seen it from his view but then again he lived it and would know more than me lol. That's why he's a millionaire and I am not. Very smart man.

    • @dashcash9897
      @dashcash9897 4 роки тому +3

      He was on oprah talking about the director wanted him to wear a dress.
      Dave didn't walk away from the 50mill he walked away from the misconception of begin selling his man good.

  • @Cinemachoicefilms
    @Cinemachoicefilms Рік тому +10

    Man Chapelle skits is just timeless. Had to tell my daughter about keeping it too real

  • @olliefoxx7165
    @olliefoxx7165 4 роки тому +108

    "It turned out they kept it d
    realer.."
    There will always be someone that keeps it "real-er".

  • @Dan-ud8hz
    @Dan-ud8hz 4 роки тому +2355

    Kanye running for president...
    when keeping it real goes wrong.

    • @Phokyocouch
      @Phokyocouch 4 роки тому +4

      Daniel Duvalle I liked this comment

    • @sdgv420215
      @sdgv420215 4 роки тому +8

      That Harriet Tubman statement

    • @sergiokaminotanjo
      @sergiokaminotanjo 4 роки тому +9

      Did you watched his last public presentation?
      Spoilers alert,he had a breakdown

    • @foodlover7756
      @foodlover7756 4 роки тому +4

      @@sdgv420215 i like brenda 🤣🤣🤣

    • @chadcaravaggio5701
      @chadcaravaggio5701 4 роки тому +11

      Better than biden

  • @Chris24_
    @Chris24_ 2 роки тому +527

    Will smith at the Oscars was a prime example of when keeping it real goes wrong…

    • @donovanwilliams29
      @donovanwilliams29 2 роки тому +31

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      FACTS you ain't lying about that

    • @KRAFTWERK2K6
      @KRAFTWERK2K6 2 роки тому +11

      to the top comments with you, sir xD +1

    • @innertubez
      @innertubez 2 роки тому +16

      I'm a fan of Will Smith but you are 100 percent correct lol

    • @deandrenicholas2545
      @deandrenicholas2545 2 роки тому +11

      Kept it real... And it cost him dearly

    • @crankymcgee
      @crankymcgee 8 місяців тому

      @@deandrenicholas2545what exactly happened to him though that was so horrible?

  • @bricks645
    @bricks645 Рік тому +19

    Imagine if we’d gotten a few more seasons of this show….

  • @MXRVINBXNKZ
    @MXRVINBXNKZ 4 роки тому +369

    Fun Fact: Brenda Is Now On Power 💯💪🏾

    • @nicolewatson2032
      @nicolewatson2032 4 роки тому +62

      You're absolutely correct. She's the supervising Attorney General on Power. She was Angela's supervisor.

    • @karenperkins106
      @karenperkins106 4 роки тому +45

      @@nicolewatson2032 Yep Tamika!!, She Learned From That Azz Whooping!😀😀

    • @KOVIDGOON
      @KOVIDGOON 4 роки тому +26

      @@nicolewatson2032 wwwwooooooooooowwwwwwww she is!

    • @hooscalling
      @hooscalling 4 роки тому +17

      I thought that was her!

    • @dwaynepruitt2134
      @dwaynepruitt2134 4 роки тому +21

      I've just realized that looking at Power Book II right now. I'm like, "wait a minute she looks like that female from Dave chappelle Keeping it real skit. Guess I was right. Thanks UA-cam/comments

  • @ScootyPuffSr7
    @ScootyPuffSr7 3 роки тому +32

    04:46 I remember watching this the night that it aired and I'm convinced that if I'd had my mouth closed the laughter would have torn a hole in my chest.

  • @futahl.2061
    @futahl.2061 4 роки тому +41

    Lmao. I can never get enough of Dave Chappelle.

  • @Brock_Landers
    @Brock_Landers 7 місяців тому

    My father in law (who was raised really proper in the 50s and 60s) and I watched this when my wife and I lived with them for a few weeks before our mortgage went through, and I played the entire first season, complete with the Oprah episode and everything and I could tell that he was extremely uncomfortable the entire time. He is in the hospital in critical care right now, he's always been such a great guy, I just want him to live. He even came with us to my batchelor party...no matter how uncomfortable he was. I call him Dad for a reason.

  • @ashleysmeltzer283
    @ashleysmeltzer283 4 роки тому +34

    “Ion like people playin on my phone!!”...omgg