Mike’s prediction of “exclusive Star Wars limited experiences” came true with the Galactic Starcruiser hotel. Only instead of $150 Disney is charging $5,000. Even RLM can still underestimate the greed of The Mouse
Mike is allergic to knowledge, and Scientist Man always tries to pump him full of antihistamines to steal his pens for the pocket pouch on the lab coat.
It makes sense why though, from Disney's perspective. They want to make as much as they do at theaters, but many homes are families so multiple people can watch it together for $30. They figure it will even out because single people who watch it will be paying more while families of 5 or 6 catch a break.
Jesus, rewatching this and realizing how much Mike has contributed to Disney’s poor choices. Perhaps People vs George Lucas should have a follow up: Fans vs Mike Stoklasa.
Not sure you're blaming the right person here. Have you heard of Kathleen Kennedy? All RLM and their fans have ever wanted are entertaining stories with good characters and good writing. If Disney had taken that desire to heart there wouldn't be a problem
I hate how the Star Wars community is so damn divided right now. It shouldn't matter why Kennedy is destroying Star Wars, what's important is that she IS destroying Star Wars. Come on guys lets stop all this fighting and toxicity.
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Its interesting - by putting the majority of SW future content on Disney + they are essentially doing what scientist man suggested. People will be playing around $150 to 250 a year eventually to see fan-geared content.
Yeah fuck Disney+ I cut cable years ago to avoid paying fucktons of money for my entertainment. So when Disney pulled out of Netflix and forced the cancellation of Netflix's Marvel content (while promising to launch their own with NO relation to the Netflix fare... effectively wasting my time), I refused to add yet another streaming service to my repertoire, as then I'd just be pushing cable prices again anyway.
Still waiting on physical releases (even tho it's not confirmed whether Disney will do this). I don't like relying on internet connections and other people's servers for content
Michael Mercy he means multiple popcorns for the ppl watching it with you. Like, I'll take a popcorn, and a soda - I'll take two large popcorns for the kids. You wouldn't say popcorn. It is not plural.
Turn Rey into the villain. Drive Kilo insane and end the trilogy with her becoming Emperor and him fleeing into exile Yoda style. See you in ten to fifteen years for the next trilogy. Better luck next time.
Honestly, this is probably the best way the trilogy could end. It's even been decently set up that Rey and Kylo could completely switch sides. The only question is whether they'll have the balls to do it.
BossyMeatCreature Yup, it has been said that he will bring balance to the force. Remember that scene where he is humping a porg, that was part of his Jedi training
This video is designed to give Disney an idea, and if they use that idea, Red Letter Media would have gained psychic control of Disney in the most ironic way.
"Who loves Star Wars?" "We doooooo!" "Who's easily manipulted by a property they enjoyed as a child and willing to be used as a marketing tool like a bunch of fucking sheep!" "We aaaaaaaare!"
FOX can make a disaster-comedy about how Disney ruined the Star Wars franchise staring Melissa McCarthy as Kathleen Kennedy and Mark Hamill as Rian Johnson.
sad thing is that disney isnt going to take science man's advice to swindle the star wars fans, and instead will try to continue to swindle regular movie goers
Disney watches this, “So what you're saying is that we should continue to insult and belittle the hardcore fans and try to increase the pervert population."
"I'm afraid that's not an option." I blame KK for the whole mess. Lots of people involved with the productions could have done a better job, but she's about the only person who decided whether or not "good" was an option. Other people to blame would be Lucas for picking her, and Iger for failing to manage her. These are the 3 stooges behind star wars.
You would have to have absolute zero self-worth and dignity if you even were to even entertain the thought of committing such an act. Shame on this person.
Kathleen Kennedy: "Aren't you a little fat to be a Boba Fett?" Scientist Man: "Huh? I'm Scientist Man, I'm here to rescue Star Wars. I got your Han Solo and I'm here with Mr Plinkett"
They might have if the hotter of the two Tico sisters had been the main character. Not that Kelly Marie Tran is bad looking but they gave her derpy hair and a mustard sack to wear the whole movie.
berserkerpride I think the opposite is true: Non-perverts would be more interested in conventionally attractive women (Paige Tico), whereas perverts are more likely to be into kinky sh** like women with bowl cuts in burlap sacks (Rose Tico). Maybe the problem is that "The Last Jedi" and "Solo" were targeting *exclusively* perverts?
I'm just waiting for Disney's equivalent to Microsoft's Don Mattrick , kinect, and windows 8 to ax the careers of everyone involved in their retarded shitshow. But we might never see the day.
What I don't understand is this "Star Wars Fatigue" thing. I mean, if fatigue didn't set in with The Empire Strikes Back, Star Wars the Arcade Game, Star Wars Jedi Arena, Return of the Jedi, Star Wars Droids, Star Wars Attack on the Death Star, Super Star Wars, Star Wars Pinball, Super Empire Strikes Back, Rebel Assault, Star Wars Chess, Super Return of the Jedi, Rebel Assault 2, Shadows of the Empire, Yoda Stories, Monopoly Star Wars, Masters of Teras Kasi, X-Wing, Tie Fighter, Star Wars Rebellion, Droid Works, Gungan Frontier, The Phantom Menace, Episode 1 Pod Racer, Yoda's Challenge, Pit Droids, Jar Jar's Journey Adventure Book, Anakin's Speedway, Force Commander, Jedi Power Battles, Jabba's Game Galaxy, Star Wars Demolition, Obi-Wan's Adventures, Battle for Naboo, Star Fighter, Super Bombad Racer, Galactic Battlegrounds, Racer Revenge, Jedi Starfighter, Attack of the Clones, the Clone Wars, the New Droid Army, Bounty Hunter, Star Wars Galaxies, Knights of the Old Republic, Flight of the Falcon, Apprentice of the Force, Knights of the Old Republic 2, Republic Commando, Lego Star Wars, Revenge of the Sith, Ask Yoda, Puzzle Blaster, Battle Above Coruscant, Lightsaber Combat, Jedi Arena, Empire at War, Lethal Alliance, The Force Unleashed, Republic Heroes, the Force Unleashed 2, Falcon Gunner, The Old Republic, Star Wars Kinect, Angry Birds Star Wars, Rogue Squadron, Rogue Leader, Rebel Strike, Battlefront, Battlefront 2, Battlefront EA, Battlefront EA 2, Caravan of Courage, and The Ewok Adventure. Not to mention all the toys, books, comics, TV shows, them park rides, and shows. Then I really don't know what will.
Different media genres. Books, games, tv, online stuff. Also spread out over decades. Keep in mind that the other media doesn't get an obnoxious level of marketing like the movies do. When Force Awakens was coming out, the marketing and Star wars was everywhere to a point i have never seen. It was digusting. Now throw in a couple bad eggs in this train, and you still aggressively market them, and people get sick of this shit.
Yeah. The SW movies that are featured first in the cinemas are heavily advertised with all kinds of unnecessary crap surrounding it. It's like an entertainer constantly screaming: "Are your reaaaadyyyy? Are you excited yet? ARE YOU?" Meanwhile, all the other SW media that falls off the radar adds something to the lore and doesn't stink like some corporate invented thing ( I don't count the recent battlefront titles as such. It can rot in hell). Well, except the unnecessary SW merchandise like a Vader toaster, etc. I attribute the majority of the merch to the movies, tho.
Jack Robinson no, fuck people for being easily manipulated consumers. Unthinking drones for a corporate system seeking to exploit them as much as possible for their enjoyment of it. And then mindlessly agreeing to it. Look at each clip. It’s a clip of humans acting as herd animals. Every. Single. One.
Jack Robinson fuck them for being the exact neo lib/con (mostly lib) consumers. Functionally boomer material. Then THEN they jizz themselves over blunt forced “messages” (propaganda) about the evils of corporatism and capitalism! It’s a fucking abomination spawned from the works of Aldos Huxley and George Orwell.
Jack Robinson you ever see how these people live? The fat anime chicks and lost neck beards? In fucking hovels filled with their “enjoyment”. Bonus point for obviously suffering animals in their filth ridden holes in apartment complexes.
He put out an album recently and its pretty good even by mainstream standards i'd say. The stuff he puts out under his 'straight' name Tyler Cassidy is also pretty soulful and enjoyable if you're into that genre of music
"Escape From Hood Mountain" really was good. I don't listen to a whole lot of him myself, although I still turn on "Fun Trip" sometimes, just for a good laugh/vibe. Two of my best friends are really big fans of Froggy Fresh, and they actually met him at one of shows once!
Semi-related: When Indiana Jones and Let's Forget There Even Was 4th Movie was in cinemas, there were three people in the room. And one of them was the guy working in the cinema
Great idea! It's practically foolproof - as long as nobody does anything completely stupid to alienate those die hard Star Wars fans like call them "manbabies" or "threatened by women," or systematically destroy everything that they once loved about Star Wars, it can't fail!
Well, they turned the Boba Fett Movie into "The Mandalorian" which is a fan exclusive for everyone that pays $70 for a year so I hope you got your paycheck from Kennedy.
Star Wars etc isn't bout makin gud movie...is about keeping whyte people quiet while we overun their demographic voting basOMG STAR WARS XXVI HAS JUST BEEN ANNOUCED AND SWARZENEGGER WATEVER MIGHT BE IN IT GET DOWN TO YOUR LOCAL UA-camS AND LEAVE A KOMMENT YOU FUCKNAWESOME DUDES!!
Yes, but the 73% hardcore fans are currently participating in a galactic civil war on whether or not Star Wars is dead. The only way to save Star Wars is to build a time machine and I believe Scientist Man is the man to do this! Save us SCIENTIST MAN you're our only HOPE!
An illustration of the Galactic Fan Civil War: KK: Palpatine/Sidious RJ: Count Dooku JJ: General Grievous The Republic and the Separatist Alliance: Fans/Haters of the new regime (the alignment depends on where you stand on the divide, because we all see ourselves as the hero)
Disney is committing suicide with its war with the fans right now. They have their employees, and surrogate shill media going on the attack and it's hurting it beyond repair at this point. Whatever bridges were there that could have been used to connect Star Wars/Disney/Lucasfilm and the fans have been burnt. It's over.
It would be comparable if the cast was at the movie theatre with you. Who would pay even $100 to watch a /recording/ of a live show? It's not the same thing. I think he's onto something, and I think SW fans are dumb enough to fall for it, but I don't know what they would have to throw in the deal to make it sell. Maybe some decent, exclusive merch that is only available at that event.
Adam Monroe - in fact all those comic book movies already have the solution: multiple timelines, multiple authors, multiple interpretations of source material. Accept conflicts and let fans sort it out. Like Logan is at odds with the X-Men timeline and yet it is the best movie in ages. Who cares. Grow up.
+rattrap's dank sewer, I dunno mr sewer, i think your reply is overrated af. anyway i'm going into my overrated kitchen. to get some chicken. It's overrated af. Saleh overrated it. af.
Atlantis got really good by the end of the first season. David Hewlett is just great...he makes up for Torri Higginson's horrible, horrible presence. SGU--or, rather, Battlestargate--sucks. But, for sure, SG-1 was the best.
@@HiDesert004 Not a Star Wars fan myself (I'm orange in that pie chart), but I would say their wealth is due to their jobs and experience far more than the few who were beneficiaries of a literal trust fund. Need to remember that tech jobs still mostly employ people based on skill and merit and not a social racial/gender quota.
And most fans seem to love it so far. Although I like the Disney Star Wars films, I hope the success of The Mandalorian can keep the fanbase from splitting apart even more.
there's two types - those who hate structural changes to the story and characters and those who mindlessly accept anything with a star wars logo slapped on it
I, and several of my friends, who have consumed ridiculous amounts of Star Wars media since we could walk, skipped the movie. It seemed like an utterly pointless and forced addition to the Franchise
I want JJ Abrams' next episode to begin with Finn waking up from his coma revealing that the entire 2nd movie was just a horrible fever dream he was having.
Star Wars is actually about a robotic half Darth Maul fighting another robotic half of Darth Maul, while helping Obi-Wan find spiritual peace on a desert planet.
It sounds like a funny joke, but this is exactly what they teach in business schools: Go after the highest paying customers and get the most money out of them. Of course if it's a GOOD business school they'll tell you that if you have a mass market product (like Star Wars) then doing this will only open up the door for someone to make a different blockbuster movie (with a lower budget) that scoops up the rest of the market you left behind, and they'll make more money than you because they operate at lower costs.
Shocking how they are essentially doing this now with the Starcrusier Hotel thing. "Pay us $1000 per person per night and you can experience a "special" star wars event! Only for fans! Luckily, everyone seems to have seen what was happening, and there was so much backlash they appear to have removed the overview video from YT.
Lower the budget, you're wasting hundreds of millions in mediocre movies. Few decades ago these budgets would have been unheard of. Disney thinks business first and forgets that movie is an art form.
I mean The Force Awakens cost more to make than the entire original Star Wars trilogy. The Farce Awakens gross budget: $306 million. The entire combined original trilogy (accounting for inflation). Gross budget: $172 million. So TFA cost almost twice as much to make as the entire original trilogy.
I don't know, dude. A LOT of the "die-hard" fans have stopped being "die-hard" fans after the tonal clusterfuck that was The Last Rian Johnson movie. It feels like a pretty damn high percentage as well. My entire family are die-hard Star Wars fans and every single one of us hated that movie. And we did not see Solo, nor do we plan on seeing Solo because of it. 12 extreme Star Wars fans completely turned off from their favorite franchise. I don't understand how they can't just make a good fucking Star Wars film. It can be that hard, can it?
Disney fucked royally with TLJ. It was Carrie Fisher last film and it had to be the one written and directed by a baby-faced cunt whose only experience in movie making is a film no one ever watched in theaters. They really did go to a place of no return with that shit, they should be fucking careful with their remaining properties, no way in hell anyone is watching Episode XVI. Right now Disney is making a lot of dumb decisions, buying rights to franchises they can't even use for billions of dollars. They are already spreading thin with the MCU and then they fired James Gunn over a fucking twitter post that some autistic brony from /pol/ dug out? Ridiculous. TLJ really shows that all it takes to sunk a franchise is just One Bad Movie.
Personally I'm a die-hard fan (400+ novels/comics/magazines/video games, and I keep them stored in chronological order) that stopped caring after TFA. I never even made it as far as TLJ. ...I did like Rogue One though.
It's because Hollywood is full of untalented, uncreative hacks. Star Wars isn't the only franchise to suffer this. Aliens, Predator, Terminator, Jurassic Park, Ghostbusters among many other big brand franchises have been creatively bankrupt for decades now. Cause no one has any idea what the fuck to do with them, so they hand it over to hacks like Rian Johnson, Shane Black and Paul Feig that just end up doing further damage to the brand.
@@gustavrider5561I don't think Starwars is done for. I just think the "sequel trilogy" is done for. Fire Kathleen Kennedy put a real fan in charge and make some movies that fans will like. Stop shitting on your primary money source to appeal to people who don't watch starwars.
5 years ago i probably would have laughed at the idea of not being a passionate Star Wars fan anymore. You can't really live on just the OT and maybe 6 good novels forever.
Tbh, I'm glad that corporate heads are being intentionally malicious to the average consumerist whore. Hopefully, it will wake them from their slumber.
They're blaming the asshats who bully actors off of social media with "FAT ASIAN BITCH" comments because their children's movie didn't play out like it did in their fantasy.
I now see that Mike is a genius. I know enough of these fan boys to say with absolute certainty that they would definitely pay $150 per ticket to see these movies. Like Mike said, just make it an "Exclusive Ultimate Limited Edition Fan Event Experience", and the fanboyz will part with their money like it's on fire. There is no doubt in my mind that this tactic alone would turn every one of these Disney/Star Wars extravaganzas into money makers, no matter how much they suck. Fortunately, Disney is far too gutless/out of touch/inflexible to ever give this brilliant idea a try.
Except I heard of a "fanmeeting" for Solo in Australia they had to hire actually 200 actors to fill in the empty seats of people who just couldn't be bothered to pay the regular ticket. Shame, I would have seen the movie if they PAID me money too...
I was hoping Scientist Man would recommend the Star Wars team not insult the audience on social media. That would be a good thing to stop doing. I don't know why they're enrolled at the Paul Feig school of fan interaction.
When you get so wrapped up in being on your high horse that your forget your franchise is mortal you need someone to blame when it tanks, because it's obviously not MY fault, I'm doing what's RIGHT so it must be those evil evil fans.
It’s classic abusive dominating behaviour. Belittle and shame someone , ruin their already fragile self esteem and they know they can never do any better 😂
For just Disney+, it's $7 per month or $70 per year. For the Disney+, Hulu, and Espn combo package, its $13 per month. $13x12=156 They might have a yearly plan, but I couldn't find that on their site.
It's a bit of a PR Strawman that's used to characterize the average disgruntled die-hard fan who doesn't like the Disney series. It's better to say they had a problem with strong female leads than to say that they thought the characters were flat and the writing wretched. Comments sections be damned, UA-cam is LOADED with very popular channels that criticize and deconstruct them cell-for-cell and not one of these popular channels has bad mouthed the presence of women or ethnics. And yet nearly every article defending the film bad mouths the gender and skin tint of the average die-hard while Lucasfilm employees go so far as to call them pathetic losers for caring about their product so much.
Scientist man is easily my favorite RLM sketch and I hate that there's so few of them. Half in the Bag is a close second but Scientist man really lays it all out and I love it. Well done, RLM team.
"Star Wars can't take another hit like that!" This is what I've been waiting for since the horrendous farce of TLJ. I'd never thought I'd see the day when I would _want_ this franchise to fail. And that ending was fucking beautiful.
It hurts even more because while TFA wasn't super good it got my hopes up about where the series can go. Rogue was rubbish but then TLJ happens and is so god awful I was done with Star Wars completely. Just went to see Solo because got the ticket free. Solo was actually better than I expected it to be.
spaz113z Funny thing you mention Rouge One. It was probably the only film I enjoyed from the Disney Star Wars line. I think I only enjoyed it because it didn't really have much meaning for the main story. But that doesn't change I'm done with current Star Wars. It isn't worth it anymore.
The last shot, took from some convention I guess, is strangely very sad. Guy in front asks the audience "Who loves Star War?", and they answer "We do!". We do. Not "me" or "I do", but "we do". Mob mentallity at its finest. And don't forget to visit the gift shop on your way out.
So the hardcore fans offer the most reliable source of profit? Wish Lucasfilm knew that. Maybe insulting fans on twitter & in press releases might be damaging their brand? Hmmmmm
They're reliable, if you charge them $100-$200 a pop. Otherwise, no. Though exclusive tickets is a good plan: blind corporate loyalty to a logo is very profitable for those who can successfully exploit it. And they have the EU fans already primed for buying low-quality merchandise at a premium price.
One can only make movies for the super fans or for the general public, either or. Making a one-off film for not-particularly healthy 40+ year-old super-fans is perfectly acceptable. Building a franchise series around them, though, that would be dumbness incarnate. You've only got about 5 more years before they start to die off, and then your audience only shrinks from there.
Coming back to this: even scientist man couldn’t predict “chop the movie up into pieces, add a baby yoda for merchandise, then hide it behind a paywall and charge the audience for it $10 a month. Then release the show episodically to milk as much money as possible out of them. Nit even scientist man is THAT crazy.
Dirk Gently that is actually a true comment. I had come to that realization after seeing tlj, i am no longer a fan. Who knows maybe Disney will fill that gap with the new generation but seeing as they missed the budget with Solo i doubt it. Or Disney could just keep trashing the current fans until they also see whats happening and leave as well and star wars movies will just quietly cease for another decade.
BobbaDons Personally, I'm a die-hard fan of Star Wars. I do however hate anything that disrespects what it stands for or flat-out breaks it down for their own purposes. (That hatred began in the first scene of TFA where Darth.. Um.. Evil.. The annoying sweaty guy held a blaster bolt in midair with the force; A PIECE OF EXCITED PLASMA which would require the concentration of a jedi master/sith lord maybe on Yoda's caliber, and he gets the crap kicked out of him later by some random girl who is basically in Luke's bloodline when Luke could barely lift a stable object during his first steps in using the force)
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Mike’s prediction of “exclusive Star Wars limited experiences” came true with the Galactic Starcruiser hotel. Only instead of $150 Disney is charging $5,000. Even RLM can still underestimate the greed of The Mouse
Truly appealing to the Pervert demographic.
It’s actually closer to 6,000 for a family of four.
@@spimbles ur mom.
It's closing in September 😂
A Mickey Darth Vader mask would be cute.
"Or they cold just make a good movie..."
"I'm afraid that's not an option"
*could
You know.
Best part of the whole video lol
Rob Knotts best part of the whole video was the whole video
SOLO wasn't too bad tbh.
Just pointless.
Anyone else think it's weird that Mike and Scientist man are never in the same room together?
WTF🤔
No. Why would you ask that a year ago? You're really weird. Are you George Lucas?
@@OpenMawProductions Oh, my god, I commented this a year ago?
@@theviledelinquent3920 Is this real life? Is this... Hello? Hello?
Mike is allergic to knowledge, and Scientist Man always tries to pump him full of antihistamines to steal his pens for the pocket pouch on the lab coat.
I fundamentally reject the assumption that I can't both be a star wars fan and also a pervert.
There's definitely a lot of overlap.
How about also an autistic pedophile?
You saw the crowds of rabids 30 year olds with beards, they is obviously a HUUUGE overlap
as a star wars fan whomst is also a pervert i concur
I swear to God Disney just used this video before deciding to sell Mulan for $30 on top of the Disney+ subscription
First thing I thought
Except that's a completely different thing and has nothing to do with this
It makes sense why though, from Disney's perspective. They want to make as much as they do at theaters, but many homes are families so multiple people can watch it together for $30. They figure it will even out because single people who watch it will be paying more while families of 5 or 6 catch a break.
@@micahhumdinger7473 Nobody wanted to see a movie about China after COVID hit.
@@micahhumdinger7473 seen Dead Pigs? That was decent
Jesus, rewatching this and realizing how much Mike has contributed to Disney’s poor choices. Perhaps People vs George Lucas should have a follow up: Fans vs Mike Stoklasa.
Not sure you're blaming the right person here. Have you heard of Kathleen Kennedy? All RLM and their fans have ever wanted are entertaining stories with good characters and good writing. If Disney had taken that desire to heart there wouldn't be a problem
@@maxmagnus3793 I understand its difficult to read tone but my comment was a joke. Lol
@@Paddistic Oh haha in that case I apologize. I guess my brain somehow short circuited because there are occasional RLM haters out there
@@Paddistic LOL
I half expect scientist man to get fired half way through the video.
Why does Scientist man have to be a man?
is Ron Howard replacing Scientist Man?
Scientist POC
Top comment alongside AlternateHistoryHub's and hotdiggedydemon's.
How does it feel to be "famous"?
Your comment would make sense, except KKK likes to fire people no sooner than 80% budget spent.
Kathleen Kennedy is only destroying Star Wars to get back at Rich Evans for not returning her calls.
That's the reason for most film franchises being destroyed. Rich Evans has a lot to answer for.
I hate how the Star Wars community is so damn divided right now. It shouldn't matter why Kennedy is destroying Star Wars, what's important is that she IS destroying Star Wars. Come on guys lets stop all this fighting and toxicity.
danimalcollective1: If a life threatening tumor is spotted, does it really matter how and why it got there in the first place? Perhaps... But before we yell back and forth about how it got there, we must agree that we should solely focus on removing that tumor right away. We'll leave the diagnostic investigators to determine the actual cause later, as long as Dr. Iger makes his incision, cuts around the dead waste material, and cleanly removes the insipid and malignant growth known as 'KK-RJ-GTFO.'
uncaringgenius I'd like the post, but it has 666 likes...
uncaringgenius sx
Its interesting - by putting the majority of SW future content on Disney + they are essentially doing what scientist man suggested. People will be playing around $150 to 250 a year eventually to see fan-geared content.
Yeah fuck Disney+ I cut cable years ago to avoid paying fucktons of money for my entertainment. So when Disney pulled out of Netflix and forced the cancellation of Netflix's Marvel content (while promising to launch their own with NO relation to the Netflix fare... effectively wasting my time), I refused to add yet another streaming service to my repertoire, as then I'd just be pushing cable prices again anyway.
sonnofabitch was right
@@duncanlutz3698 I definitely wouldn’t pay for it either, but my aunt has an account and like 7 or 8 people can use it at once.
Still waiting on physical releases (even tho it's not confirmed whether Disney will do this). I don't like relying on internet connections and other people's servers for content
Popcorn is already plural, and so is Rich Evans.
Michael Mercy he means multiple popcorns for the ppl watching it with you.
Like, I'll take a popcorn, and a soda - I'll take two large popcorns for the kids.
You wouldn't say popcorn.
It is not plural.
The universe couldn't handle more than one Rich Evan.
but one Rich Evans is not the same as two rich evans.
Lei Keylosh Neither could Milwaukee.
actually, it's an uncountable noun. those hack frauds can't does their grammars right!
"Popcorn" isn't a plural noun -- like "dogs," "cats," or "bad movies." It's a mass noun -- like "bread," "water," or "fan disappointment."
I have learned something new today. Thank you for your service, random internet human
And “LEGO”.
Moose
But do you remember how many breads you have eaten in your life?
Bob Roman That was very cleverly written. A+ my good man.
Turn Rey into the villain. Drive Kilo insane and end the trilogy with her becoming Emperor and him fleeing into exile Yoda style. See you in ten to fifteen years for the next trilogy. Better luck next time.
Honestly, this is probably the best way the trilogy could end. It's even been decently set up that Rey and Kylo could completely switch sides. The only question is whether they'll have the balls to do it.
@@FestusOmega That's not even a question. Disney would never allow one of their happy meal-toys to turn evil.
Gender is a social construct you bigot ;-)
Almost sounds like the final season of Game of Thrones.
@Michael Anthony LMFAO this made my day 👍
The perverts are the key to all this
I think what Scientist Man is trying to tell us is that we need MORE perverts
The solution was Star Wars hentai all along!
but only if we get them working. They're the funniest people so far.
No we're not.
We gotta get to the Denny's!
Those clips from the Star Wars convention makes me feel dead inside.
It's like watching a cult.
At least it wasn't the MLP convention.
I'm interested to see the 2019 footage really...
wow!
Red Letter Media is right. No matter how bad the sequels are, people will always attend the star wars events.
Kathleen Kennedy: Help me Scientist Man. You're my only hope.
Brendan McCallion sadly, she did not say this.
There is another. (Rich Evans)
BossyMeatCreature
Yup, it has been said that he will bring balance to the force. Remember that scene where he is humping a porg, that was part of his Jedi training
Scientist woman
This video is designed to give Disney an idea, and if they use that idea, Red Letter Media would have gained psychic control of Disney in the most ironic way.
Cory Pelizzari This video is designed to remind Disney what Star Wars’ core fanbase is
...the fanbase that they're currently assaulting and libeling? That'll work!
Well, Scientist man IS a scientist.
Only a genius like that could come up with such a great scam-I mean plan.
It's stylistically designed to be that way.
RLM will be bigger than Disney woohaha
"Who loves Star Wars?"
"We doooooo!"
"Who's easily manipulted by a property they enjoyed as a child and willing to be used as a marketing tool like a bunch of fucking sheep!"
"We aaaaaaaare!"
Joke's on you. They're still actually children. The term I use is "kidult."
FOX can make a disaster-comedy about how Disney ruined the Star Wars franchise staring Melissa McCarthy as Kathleen Kennedy and Mark Hamill as Rian Johnson.
Gungral Mark Hamill would love that so much
You lost me at “Melissa McCarthy”.
Well too late for that.
Sort of like Death to Smoochy?
Those guys who wrote most of terrible parody movies are working on it and it will be definitely better than Disney ones.
sad thing is that disney isnt going to take science man's advice to swindle the star wars fans, and instead will try to continue to swindle regular movie goers
You are right. Disney is greedy...
there are more star wars fans than average movie goers
Disney watches this, “So what you're saying is that we should continue to insult and belittle the hardcore fans and try to increase the pervert population."
Fat Tiger lol
I will bring the tree!
I thought we were more than 6%
Just wait for the Jabba the Hutt stand-alone movie. . .
"Or they could just make a good movie...."
"I'm afraid that's not an option."
Me, on opening night of Episode IX: "Can confirm."
Oh yeah, confirmed as soon as the movie started
Absolutely confirmed two minutes into watching the torrent I downloaded of it only to delete it forever as soon as it was over
"I'm afraid that's not an option."
I blame KK for the whole mess. Lots of people involved with the productions could have done a better job, but she's about the only person who decided whether or not "good" was an option.
Other people to blame would be Lucas for picking her, and Iger for failing to manage her. These are the 3 stooges behind star wars.
"Or they could just make a good movie."
"I'm afraid that's not an option."
6% feels very conservative to me. A popular video on youtube is some guy sexually molesting a droid whilst wearing a Vader mask.
I forgot about that and now I feel uncomfortable all over again...
You would have to have absolute zero self-worth and dignity if you even were to even entertain the thought of committing such an act. Shame on this person.
Dr. Strangelove So Lando cosplaying as Vader?
Dr. Strangelove wait, someone actually filmed themselves masturbating with a droid and put it on the internet? Why wouls you do that? How embarrasing.
+Dr. Strangelove
6% is still 2.1 million people. That's a lot.
Mike, never breaking character yet at the same time, never missing an opportunity to mock rich!
Rich? Rich lobotomized fans? Both?
@@acidset He meant the mega celebrity Rich Evans! Where You living under Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson?
I've never seen Scientist Man and Boba Fett at the same place at the same time.
Hrmm....
something, something, Half Life 3 confirmed!
I love this comment...because of the implication.
Kathleen Kennedy: "Aren't you a little fat to be a Boba Fett?"
Scientist Man: "Huh? I'm Scientist Man, I'm here to rescue Star Wars. I got your Han Solo and I'm here with Mr Plinkett"
Poisonedblade yes yes I see your point
There’s a major flaw with these calculations!
The perverts would still watch the movies too.
They might have if the hotter of the two Tico sisters had been the main character. Not that Kelly Marie Tran is bad looking but they gave her derpy hair and a mustard sack to wear the whole movie.
berserkerpride
I think the opposite is true: Non-perverts would be more interested in conventionally attractive women (Paige Tico), whereas perverts are more likely to be into kinky sh** like women with bowl cuts in burlap sacks (Rose Tico).
Maybe the problem is that "The Last Jedi" and "Solo" were targeting *exclusively* perverts?
Boba Fett needs chaps
You'll NEVER lose the perverts. They're in it to the bitter end.
*the Happy End
Or the salty end, factors depending.
"Or they could do a good movie"
"Thats not an option"
Hahahahahaha
It really isn't.
It hasn't been an option since 1980
Chris Barnes Hey, there are still good movies. Just not from the crew at Lucasfilm.
They had that option untill R J pissed it away for a string of empty "shock" moments
@G Ren that must be why TLJ is taught in college film courses as the perfect example of a bad movie.
Don't give Disney any ideas.
Too late.
I'm just waiting for Disney's equivalent to Microsoft's Don Mattrick , kinect, and windows 8 to ax the careers of everyone involved in their retarded shitshow. But we might never see the day.
What, like making a good movie?
I think it's a fantastic idea. Maybe that way they can stop marketing to everyone and just the hardcore fans, less advertisement noise that way.
What I don't understand is this "Star Wars Fatigue" thing. I mean, if fatigue didn't set in with The Empire Strikes Back, Star Wars the Arcade Game, Star Wars Jedi Arena, Return of the Jedi, Star Wars Droids, Star Wars Attack on the Death Star, Super Star Wars, Star Wars Pinball, Super Empire Strikes Back, Rebel Assault, Star Wars Chess, Super Return of the Jedi, Rebel Assault 2, Shadows of the Empire, Yoda Stories, Monopoly Star Wars, Masters of Teras Kasi, X-Wing, Tie Fighter, Star Wars Rebellion, Droid Works, Gungan Frontier, The Phantom Menace, Episode 1 Pod Racer, Yoda's Challenge, Pit Droids, Jar Jar's Journey Adventure Book, Anakin's Speedway, Force Commander, Jedi Power Battles, Jabba's Game Galaxy, Star Wars Demolition, Obi-Wan's Adventures, Battle for Naboo, Star Fighter, Super Bombad Racer, Galactic Battlegrounds, Racer Revenge, Jedi Starfighter, Attack of the Clones, the Clone Wars, the New Droid Army, Bounty Hunter, Star Wars Galaxies, Knights of the Old Republic, Flight of the Falcon, Apprentice of the Force, Knights of the Old Republic 2, Republic Commando, Lego Star Wars, Revenge of the Sith, Ask Yoda, Puzzle Blaster, Battle Above Coruscant, Lightsaber Combat, Jedi Arena, Empire at War, Lethal Alliance, The Force Unleashed, Republic Heroes, the Force Unleashed 2, Falcon Gunner, The Old Republic, Star Wars Kinect, Angry Birds Star Wars, Rogue Squadron, Rogue Leader, Rebel Strike, Battlefront, Battlefront 2, Battlefront EA, Battlefront EA 2, Caravan of Courage, and The Ewok Adventure. Not to mention all the toys, books, comics, TV shows, them park rides, and shows. Then I really don't know what will.
It's like all this rich lore and world building was replaced by shallow theme park tier commercialization. Hmmmmm
No shit
Different media genres. Books, games, tv, online stuff. Also spread out over decades. Keep in mind that the other media doesn't get an obnoxious level of marketing like the movies do. When Force Awakens was coming out, the marketing and Star wars was everywhere to a point i have never seen. It was digusting. Now throw in a couple bad eggs in this train, and you still aggressively market them, and people get sick of this shit.
Yeah. The SW movies that are featured first in the cinemas are heavily advertised with all kinds of unnecessary crap surrounding it. It's like an entertainer constantly screaming: "Are your reaaaadyyyy? Are you excited yet? ARE YOU?"
Meanwhile, all the other SW media that falls off the radar adds something to the lore and doesn't stink like some corporate invented thing ( I don't count the recent battlefront titles as such. It can rot in hell). Well, except the unnecessary SW merchandise like a Vader toaster, etc. I attribute the majority of the merch to the movies, tho.
I got Star Wars fatigue just by looking at this comment
Goodness those clips of SW fans are so embarrassing.
Stefl's Intent Yep, the cringe is real.
yeah fuck people for liking something am i right?
Jack Robinson no, fuck people for being easily manipulated consumers. Unthinking drones for a corporate system seeking to exploit them as much as possible for their enjoyment of it. And then mindlessly agreeing to it. Look at each clip. It’s a clip of humans acting as herd animals. Every. Single. One.
Jack Robinson fuck them for being the exact neo lib/con (mostly lib) consumers. Functionally boomer material. Then THEN they jizz themselves over blunt forced “messages” (propaganda) about the evils of corporatism and capitalism! It’s a fucking abomination spawned from the works of Aldos Huxley and George Orwell.
Jack Robinson you ever see how these people live? The fat anime chicks and lost neck beards? In fucking hovels filled with their “enjoyment”.
Bonus point for obviously suffering animals in their filth ridden holes in apartment complexes.
I haven't thought about Froggy Fresh in years. Thanks, Scientist Man!
He put out an album recently and its pretty good even by mainstream standards i'd say. The stuff he puts out under his 'straight' name Tyler Cassidy is also pretty soulful and enjoyable if you're into that genre of music
ya same here, i instantly went and started listening to his music
"Escape From Hood Mountain" really was good. I don't listen to a whole lot of him myself, although I still turn on "Fun Trip" sometimes, just for a good laugh/vibe. Two of my best friends are really big fans of Froggy Fresh, and they actually met him at one of shows once!
*Okay no joke, there was only 6 other people in the theatre with me and my friends, for a total 9 people.*
*9 people. Lol.*
*7 people
Semi-related:
When Indiana Jones and Let's Forget There Even Was 4th Movie was in cinemas, there were three people in the room. And one of them was the guy working in the cinema
Henry Badger 🖐🏻 me + 9 people here in Argentina hahh
6 other people plus you and your friend is 8 people.
@@Ganbakodon I think Henry Badger had 2 friends with him.
In Sweden we actually straight up say ”scientist man” when we’re referring to a scientist. Vetenskapsman.
Then what do you call a scientist woman? Or a scientist xhe?
+Adam, But then why do you desire so many immigrants, Sweden man?
+Ian of Water of course some idiot has to police what other people say. So glad that RLM does not. It's so fascist and evil.
+Ian of Water dull.
@the shrubberino Sure bub... you need professional help with those delusions.
So this is how the Star Wars franchise dies...with thunderous fanboy applause!
Yeah, kind of a mindfuck when you think of it really.
Ironic isn't it?
Dyllan Tyrril Well those morons were clamoring for new movies.Who knew that doing literally anything else would have been better..
Edward Jones Which one was that?
... the one about sand?
Nice.
The sad thing is that this is no longer a joke. It's exactly what's happening with Disney+.
Where's that Rich Evans/Dwayne Johnson sitcom everyone's been wanting for the last 40 minutes?
You mean the one where Evans is Johnson's personal trainer?
Still in post production. They are removing Rich's beard with CGI due to a legal conflict with RLM
scockery Rock n' Rich
I don't think you're allowed to show that kinda "content" on TV you know, at least not during the day.
Great idea! It's practically foolproof - as long as nobody does anything completely stupid to alienate those die hard Star Wars fans like call them "manbabies" or "threatened by women," or systematically destroy everything that they once loved about Star Wars, it can't fail!
Plinkett: "...Oh wait..."
Pervert here. I still haven't watched Solo, even when it was on Netflix.
You should. That and Rogue One are fine examples how the main trilogy should have been made, theyre actually good movies
@@TheJukkis they are definitely better that the sequel trilogy but they are meh at best. Rogue One is very entertaining though, I would recommend it.
Haven't seen Solo. Saw Rogue One in theaters and couldn't wait for the credits.
Since it’s release, Solo has had fewer viewers than this video has garnered in just six hours.
Olysk8er
L M A O 😂
Or...you can just make a good movie.
That is not an option
Also don't insult your fanbase
Erik Lerström It was satire
“They could just make a good Star Wars movie...”
“I’m afraid that’s not an option.”
😹😹😹
I give it six years before Disney does this exact tactic unironically.
Didn't even take six :(
"...and perverts"
*switch to Rich face*
Well, they turned the Boba Fett Movie into "The Mandalorian" which is a fan exclusive for everyone that pays $70 for a year so I hope you got your paycheck from Kennedy.
Cough... Yes... Pays...
And now Boba Fett has a show.
I love popcorns
Did you say "Grandma Brownie's Chocolate Chunker Wunker Bunkers (Now With Even Bigger Chunks of Chocolate Chunks!)"?
Star Wars etc isn't bout makin gud movie...is about keeping whyte people quiet while we overun their demographic voting basOMG STAR WARS XXVI HAS JUST BEEN ANNOUCED AND SWARZENEGGER WATEVER MIGHT BE IN IT GET DOWN TO YOUR LOCAL UA-camS AND LEAVE A KOMMENT YOU FUCKNAWESOME DUDES!!
I love refrigerators
Popcorns is the best.
I miss your show.
I don't think I'll ever get tired of seeing Mike, Jay and Rich rip on Star Wars
In Rainbows It's canon now.
They need to re-up that old video of them talking about the prequels right after they finished up.
This is ridiculous ! Clearly you can't make "Hardcore Star Wars fans" and "Perverts" two separate categories.
Right. "Hardcore Star Wars fans" doesn't mean "Fans of Star Wars who are hardcore", it means "Fans of Star Wars Hardcore"
Hey, don't accosiate us with those dirty, disgusting, NERDS!
Yes, but the 73% hardcore fans are currently participating in a galactic civil war on whether or not Star Wars is dead.
The only way to save Star Wars is to build a time machine and I believe Scientist Man is the man to do this!
Save us SCIENTIST MAN you're our only HOPE!
An illustration of the Galactic Fan Civil War:
KK: Palpatine/Sidious
RJ: Count Dooku
JJ: General Grievous
The Republic and the Separatist Alliance: Fans/Haters of the new regime
(the alignment depends on where you stand on the divide, because we all see ourselves as the hero)
"Heroes on both sides" amirite? Maybe the intro to Revenge of the Sith was foreshadowing real life.......
But what about the droid attack on the Wookiee’s?
Disney is committing suicide with its war with the fans right now. They have their employees, and surrogate shill media going on the attack and it's hurting it beyond repair at this point. Whatever bridges were there that could have been used to connect Star Wars/Disney/Lucasfilm and the fans have been burnt. It's over.
The comparison to expensive musical concerts is actually really astute
Speaking of, an official star wars musical tour would sell by the millions.
It would be comparable if the cast was at the movie theatre with you.
Who would pay even $100 to watch a /recording/ of a live show? It's not the same thing.
I think he's onto something, and I think SW fans are dumb enough to fall for it, but I don't know what they would have to throw in the deal to make it sell. Maybe some decent, exclusive merch that is only available at that event.
How to save Star Wars? Easy! Ignore all the new movies, watch the original trilogy. Star Wars is saved, hooray!
Adam Monroe - in fact all those comic book movies already have the solution: multiple timelines, multiple authors, multiple interpretations of source material. Accept conflicts and let fans sort it out. Like Logan is at odds with the X-Men timeline and yet it is the best movie in ages. Who cares. Grow up.
Adam Monroe i cant watch the OT because its overrated af
+Saleh Ali, your opinion is overrated af
@@fex144 don't think that you know what overrated means.
+rattrap's dank sewer, I dunno mr sewer, i think your reply is overrated af. anyway i'm going into my overrated kitchen. to get some chicken. It's overrated af. Saleh overrated it. af.
Scientist man will save Stargate!!!
i hate SG Universe
Stargate doesn't need saving. It's fine the way it is. Boy, I'm really glad the canon consists of SG-1 ONLY AND THAT'S IT.
Woah woah woah, slow down. Scientist man isn't a god, he can only do so much.
Atlantis got really good by the end of the first season. David Hewlett is just great...he makes up for Torri Higginson's horrible, horrible presence. SGU--or, rather, Battlestargate--sucks. But, for sure, SG-1 was the best.
zomg1337h4x Atlantis was a masterpiece!
“Bearded males age 30-50 with an above average to high income”
Don’t forget an *above* average hairline
That income must come from a trust fund
JorgetheLuchadore don't forget 'obese'
@@HiDesert004 Not a Star Wars fan myself (I'm orange in that pie chart), but I would say their wealth is due to their jobs and experience far more than the few who were beneficiaries of a literal trust fund.
Need to remember that tech jobs still mostly employ people based on skill and merit and not a social racial/gender quota.
@@janus3555 🥳👍
hey! no funny stuff about hairlines!
And now we have Disney+ with The Mandalorian and other "exclusive" content...
And most fans seem to love it so far.
Although I like the Disney Star Wars films, I hope the success of The Mandalorian can keep the fanbase from splitting apart even more.
Little did he know baby yoda existed.
@@broccoliboye3096 " splitting the fan base".... It's an open dumpster fire by now
I actually think a lot of die hard star wars fans purposefully skipped this one
Definitely.
there's two types - those who hate structural changes to the story and characters and those who mindlessly accept anything with a star wars logo slapped on it
Even the second category has to be slowly waking up by now.
The Last Jedi
Battlefront 2
SOLO
how much more does it take?
A Frustrated Gamer They have yet to see any of the new movies.
I, and several of my friends, who have consumed ridiculous amounts of Star Wars media since we could walk, skipped the movie. It seemed like an utterly pointless and forced addition to the Franchise
I trust Scientist Man.
Almost as much trust as I have in Joe On A Boat. Almost.
Disney is now charging $30 on top of monthly Disney+ subscription fees to watch the new Mulan movie, have they been watching RLM?
rich evans beat me up in my local mall's parking lot and stole my solo ticket
So he did you a favor then?
I'll never know
Man, I'm jealous.
I want JJ Abrams' next episode to begin with Finn waking up from his coma revealing that the entire 2nd movie was just a horrible fever dream he was having.
No, they will double down instead.
Omfg, Disney actually listened to scientist man and made the galactic starcruiser "experience".
But really it’s about family.
Kenny Blankenship Right you are Kenny
Star Wars is actually about a robotic half Darth Maul fighting another robotic half of Darth Maul, while helping Obi-Wan find spiritual peace on a desert planet.
It's about rhyming families in mysterious boxes.
Yes, it is. That's why EULEFE events will have family discounts.
I am Groot
It sounds like a funny joke, but this is exactly what they teach in business schools: Go after the highest paying customers and get the most money out of them.
Of course if it's a GOOD business school they'll tell you that if you have a mass market product (like Star Wars) then doing this will only open up the door for someone to make a different blockbuster movie (with a lower budget) that scoops up the rest of the market you left behind, and they'll make more money than you because they operate at lower costs.
Ghoe Fakyerself
Hear hear...
good
Shocking how they are essentially doing this now with the Starcrusier Hotel thing.
"Pay us $1000 per person per night and you can experience a "special" star wars event! Only for fans!
Luckily, everyone seems to have seen what was happening, and there was so much backlash they appear to have removed the overview video from YT.
exactly
These days, for a movie to succeed, it has to target Chinese people. Like Space Cop did.
Space cop targets Chinese people? That's a violation of their civil Rights.
Fruitcalculus they'll toss him in a washing machine instead
Well they do make for delicious hotdogs along with all the horse penises thrown in.
Qing dynasty confirmed next villain in star wars episode 9
The Chinese don't give a shit about Star Wars. And they especially don't like Finn...
I've already solved the mathematical equation to return Star Wars to success:
Lucasfilm - Kathleen Kennedy = Profit
This implies if you have profit and add Kathleen Kennedy you get Lucasfilm.
this guy maths
KK results in a negative number no matter how you slice it... Hmmm.. Slice it...
Lower the budget, you're wasting hundreds of millions in mediocre movies. Few decades ago these budgets would have been unheard of. Disney thinks business first and forgets that movie is an art form.
I mean The Force Awakens cost more to make than the entire original Star Wars trilogy. The Farce Awakens gross budget: $306 million. The entire combined original trilogy (accounting for inflation). Gross budget: $172 million. So TFA cost almost twice as much to make as the entire original trilogy.
Thats Frankfurt school Marxism you commie!
Kind of disappointing that Disney forget what Walt said himself.
"I don't make movies to make money, I make money to make movies."
The main saga movies are good but the spinoffs are boring or fine
Give us a Captain Rex movie and were good
Scientist Man may be their best character.
If they can get him working.
Character?
Cause he's a funnery character than they ever had.
Old Wizard Man It's like poetry, so it rhymes
Can't wait for 15 more Star Wars films.
You'll get the prequel to the Star Wars holiday special.
You forgot to add few zeroes
I think I can. :D
You won't have to wait long!
I don't know, dude. A LOT of the "die-hard" fans have stopped being "die-hard" fans after the tonal clusterfuck that was The Last Rian Johnson movie. It feels like a pretty damn high percentage as well. My entire family are die-hard Star Wars fans and every single one of us hated that movie. And we did not see Solo, nor do we plan on seeing Solo because of it. 12 extreme Star Wars fans completely turned off from their favorite franchise. I don't understand how they can't just make a good fucking Star Wars film. It can be that hard, can it?
Disney fucked royally with TLJ. It was Carrie Fisher last film and it had to be the one written and directed by a baby-faced cunt whose only experience in movie making is a film no one ever watched in theaters. They really did go to a place of no return with that shit, they should be fucking careful with their remaining properties, no way in hell anyone is watching Episode XVI.
Right now Disney is making a lot of dumb decisions, buying rights to franchises they can't even use for billions of dollars. They are already spreading thin with the MCU and then they fired James Gunn over a fucking twitter post that some autistic brony from /pol/ dug out? Ridiculous. TLJ really shows that all it takes to sunk a franchise is just One Bad Movie.
Personally I'm a die-hard fan (400+ novels/comics/magazines/video games, and I keep them stored in chronological order) that stopped caring after TFA. I never even made it as far as TLJ.
...I did like Rogue One though.
It's because Hollywood is full of untalented, uncreative hacks. Star Wars isn't the only franchise to suffer this. Aliens, Predator, Terminator, Jurassic Park, Ghostbusters among many other big brand franchises have been creatively bankrupt for decades now. Cause no one has any idea what the fuck to do with them, so they hand it over to hacks like Rian Johnson, Shane Black and Paul Feig that just end up doing further damage to the brand.
@@gustavrider5561I don't think Starwars is done for. I just think the "sequel trilogy" is done for. Fire Kathleen Kennedy put a real fan in charge and make some movies that fans will like. Stop shitting on your primary money source to appeal to people who don't watch starwars.
5 years ago i probably would have laughed at the idea of not being a passionate Star Wars fan anymore. You can't really live on just the OT and maybe 6 good novels forever.
Why fix star wars when you can keep blaming fans for not liking your crap movies?
Rian Johnson and Krazy Kathleen Kennedy be like ''ikr?!''
Tbh, I'm glad that corporate heads are being intentionally malicious to the average consumerist whore. Hopefully, it will wake them from their slumber.
I blame women for not dating me.
They're blaming the asshats who bully actors off of social media with "FAT ASIAN BITCH" comments because their children's movie didn't play out like it did in their fantasy.
htimS nedaJ While I of course disapprove of being rude like that to anyone on social media, the sad truth is that SW:TLJ was just a rather bad movie.
We need a supercut of every time Red Letter Media has made fun of Denny's
Interspersed with clips from the "Denny's Grand Slam" hardcore concert incident
I have an idea
Let Star Wars go
Let it die
The original 3 movies were all we needed
It was golden then
Now it’s shit stained
This feels worryingly prophetic
It's already too late. Let the franchise die; kill it if you have to.
BrainShadow Hey, I got that reference.
Peter Griffen : He said the thing
2018: This video
2022: Disney Star Wars™: Galatic Starcruiser™ Luxury Hotel/Retreat Experience starting at $5,299
I now see that Mike is a genius. I know enough of these fan boys to say with absolute certainty that they would definitely pay $150 per ticket to see these movies. Like Mike said, just make it an "Exclusive Ultimate Limited Edition Fan Event Experience", and the fanboyz will part with their money like it's on fire.
There is no doubt in my mind that this tactic alone would turn every one of these Disney/Star Wars extravaganzas into money makers, no matter how much they suck.
Fortunately, Disney is far too gutless/out of touch/inflexible to ever give this brilliant idea a try.
Don't be so sure. Disney sold exclusive Star Wars games rights to EA, surely at that meeting EA brought up how we need to charge people a lot more.
Except I heard of a "fanmeeting" for Solo in Australia they had to hire actually 200 actors to fill in the empty seats of people who just couldn't be bothered to pay the regular ticket.
Shame, I would have seen the movie if they PAID me money too...
I was hoping Scientist Man would recommend the Star Wars team not insult the audience on social media. That would be a good thing to stop doing.
I don't know why they're enrolled at the Paul Feig school of fan interaction.
it's a way of having the press ignore the terrible box office performance.
damselling.
When you get so wrapped up in being on your high horse that your forget your franchise is mortal you need someone to blame when it tanks, because it's obviously not MY fault, I'm doing what's RIGHT so it must be those evil evil fans.
But that would be like "making an actual good movie"
It’s classic abusive dominating behaviour. Belittle and shame someone , ruin their already fragile self esteem and they know they can never do any better 😂
Rlm literally predicted Star Wars Galactic Starcruiser
"Popcorn is plural already...!"
Thank you scientist guy.
Subscribed.
"It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great" - Midichlorian Man
$150-$200? Guess how much a yearly full package subscription to Disney+ costs......$156.
@Luigi Nastro moron
For just Disney+, it's $7 per month or $70 per year.
For the Disney+, Hulu, and Espn combo package, its $13 per month. $13x12=156 They might have a yearly plan, but I couldn't find that on their site.
@@gebs123 That is correct. It's what I meant by FULL package subscription.
Scientist Man knows it all, except how to use an iron
Tiago P. Zanetic I never cared much for irons anyway
or we could insult our die hard fans at every turn and THEN do the rest of the plan.
They're insulting the bigots that turn everything Star Wars into a headache.
@Destro7000
Correct. Right on the money.
It's a bit of a PR Strawman that's used to characterize the average disgruntled die-hard fan who doesn't like the Disney series. It's better to say they had a problem with strong female leads than to say that they thought the characters were flat and the writing wretched. Comments sections be damned, UA-cam is LOADED with very popular channels that criticize and deconstruct them cell-for-cell and not one of these popular channels has bad mouthed the presence of women or ethnics. And yet nearly every article defending the film bad mouths the gender and skin tint of the average die-hard while Lucasfilm employees go so far as to call them pathetic losers for caring about their product so much.
Scientist man is easily my favorite RLM sketch and I hate that there's so few of them. Half in the Bag is a close second but Scientist man really lays it all out and I love it. Well done, RLM team.
The fact that you didn't put Plinkett first disqualified your opinion from being valid or mattering
MAKE A DOWNLOADABLE RINGTONE OF RICH EVANS'S LAUGH.
Is the the longest we have seen rich's beard?
If you pause the video, you can see it for even longer.
Much like Morgan Freeman with freckles, Rich Evans becomes more powerful as his beard grows
I don't think so, I think I saw it for about 23.5 minutes, approximately, in another video.
You should see what it looks like when I sit on his face
alex pulham Is Susan Rich's beard?
Coming back to this after learning about the Star Wars hotel that charges 5000 bucks for two nights
and looks terrible.
Now for a Nerd Crew episode where they talk about the exclusive movie tickets they were invited to purchase
“Or they could just make a good movie.”
“I’m afraid that’s not an option.”
in some ways this is a accurate prediction of Disney+
"Star Wars can't take another hit like that!" This is what I've been waiting for since the horrendous farce of TLJ. I'd never thought I'd see the day when I would _want_ this franchise to fail. And that ending was fucking beautiful.
It's a different franchise, Disney Wars.
Shit I’ve been waiting for this since TFA came out. When that first came out I knew Star Wars was in big trouble.
It hurts even more because while TFA wasn't super good it got my hopes up about where the series can go. Rogue was rubbish but then TLJ happens and is so god awful I was done with Star Wars completely. Just went to see Solo because got the ticket free. Solo was actually better than I expected it to be.
spaz113z Funny thing you mention Rouge One. It was probably the only film I enjoyed from the Disney Star Wars line. I think I only enjoyed it because it didn't really have much meaning for the main story. But that doesn't change I'm done with current Star Wars. It isn't worth it anymore.
And I've been looking forward to an Obiwan movie :'(
"Perverts"...cuts to Rich. Nice.
The last shot, took from some convention I guess, is strangely very sad. Guy in front asks the audience "Who loves Star War?", and they answer "We do!". We do. Not "me" or "I do", but "we do". Mob mentallity at its finest.
And don't forget to visit the gift shop on your way out.
So the hardcore fans offer the most reliable source of profit? Wish Lucasfilm knew that. Maybe insulting fans on twitter & in press releases might be damaging their brand? Hmmmmm
They're reliable, if you charge them $100-$200 a pop. Otherwise, no. Though exclusive tickets is a good plan: blind corporate loyalty to a logo is very profitable for those who can successfully exploit it. And they have the EU fans already primed for buying low-quality merchandise at a premium price.
One can only make movies for the super fans or for the general public, either or. Making a one-off film for not-particularly healthy 40+ year-old super-fans is perfectly acceptable. Building a franchise series around them, though, that would be dumbness incarnate. You've only got about 5 more years before they start to die off, and then your audience only shrinks from there.
Jay: Do you live under a rock?
Rich Evans: Yes. Dwayne Johnson rents out his basement to me. It's quite well furnished.
Coming back to this: even scientist man couldn’t predict “chop the movie up into pieces, add a baby yoda for merchandise, then hide it behind a paywall and charge the audience for it $10 a month. Then release the show episodically to milk as much money as possible out of them.
Nit even scientist man is THAT crazy.
@Aerociviz Nicholas heh
Where is the Aunt Beru Trilogy Lucas Arts!
farlow126 rancor trainer trilogy anyone!?
So should we save that "Make Boba Fett movie, fire director, hire new director, reshoot Boba Fett movie" into the RLM predicts the future montage?
This hits different with the opening of the Star Wars Resort
Your hypothesis has one fatal flaw, Scientist Man: an enormous amount of the die-hard Star Wars fans are no longer spending money on the new trash
Guess what!? That means they aren't diehard fans anymore... See perfect logic, 100% of TRUE diehard fans continue to support the franchise.
Dirk Gently that is actually a true comment. I had come to that realization after seeing tlj, i am no longer a fan. Who knows maybe Disney will fill that gap with the new generation but seeing as they missed the budget with Solo i doubt it. Or Disney could just keep trashing the current fans until they also see whats happening and leave as well and star wars movies will just quietly cease for another decade.
Dirk Gently this poor man is hooked on cocaine, someone get a doctor
Dirk Gently Yeah, if you're the true diehard fans, explain why SOLO bombed?
BobbaDons Personally, I'm a die-hard fan of Star Wars.
I do however hate anything that disrespects what it stands for or flat-out breaks it down for their own purposes.
(That hatred began in the first scene of TFA where Darth.. Um.. Evil.. The annoying sweaty guy held a blaster bolt in midair with the force; A PIECE OF EXCITED PLASMA which would require the concentration of a jedi master/sith lord maybe on Yoda's caliber, and he gets the crap kicked out of him later by some random girl who is basically in Luke's bloodline when Luke could barely lift a stable object during his first steps in using the force)