+Penultimate Gaming "We've heard him laugh, but we've never actually seen him masturbate with a droid. This'll be the first time anyone will see him, whip out that little R5-D4 droid of his and go to town. That's something everyone's been waiting for.."
Jay knew about Lando's sexual relationship with droids before anyone. He stated BB-8 was the son of Lando in this segment when interviewed. It's fascinating how the RLM guys know so much before anyone else.
+Кnner : 'Impressionable'? So you're telling me this video did not have great writing? You're telling me this video did not brilliantly capture the madness that the obsessed Star Wars fans can be vulnerable to? You're telling me this video did not depict how the brand of Star Wars and the merchandise have pretty much surpassed the popularity of the film itself in a way which is contradictory to the themes of the films? Ok....maybe I imagined it all. I guess the power of Rich Evans compels me more than you.
+Avik Basu what you said - it is true, what about the fans, too true. Just when this video is just a good, you're talking about the genius. A Star Wars fanboy, well, they are too lekgo target for provocations. And yet, this is also a joke about impressionability, chill a bit.
+J Wizard Phoenix Ever since the first Plinkett review of Episode 1, I've vowed never to watch the movie again. I've watched the Plinkett review 3 times, but the movie? Never, ever again - the review is simply better.
I'm sorry, what? They have a much larger subscriber base (and Patreon) than any of those dead ass star wars or nerd-core "fan" channels ever had or will have
+Mick “Diddley” Quack Still waiting on that damn hack fraud Plinkett to send me my Pizza Roll. I commented on his web zone asking for one years ago and sitll haven't got it
Thank christ for these guys rightfully taking the piss. The marketing machine for this movie has been tuned up to 12, it's gross and offputting. I couldn't be more over Star Wars than I am right now. Thanks fellas for doing it justice.
+S. L The marketing is really annoying, but I'm used to it. Episode's I and III were hyped really hard before they came out too. When episode III came out there were Darth Vader toothbrushes, toys, cereal, and didlos. The best part was that he was in the movie for like 1 minute.
+S. L Doesn't Star Wars make you want to buy CARS? I know it makes me want to buy a brand new DODGE just because the Imperial March started played on the TV
Dangerous Joy It's hypercritical because they were obsessed with "representation" Yet they didn't seem to care that a lot of star wars merchandise is made in Chinese sweatshops
1. Luke Skywalker needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. 2. Whenever Luke Skywalker's not on screen all the other characters should be asking "Wheres Luke Skywalker"?
For the most part, I've been able to avoid all the hype, since I pay absolutely no attention to online ads and clickbait and don't watch TV. So I'm rather confident that when I do see Star Wars VII, I'll be able to go in with no expectations other than "It'd better not suck."
"J. J., I understand you're under enormous pressure, because this film needs to gross more than 1.5 billion dollars worldwide in order to satisfy Disney executives. They're taking a huge financial risk. Disney shareholders, investors and corporate executives are very worried about the company financial future.With an over 4 billion dollar investment, there is a lot of pressure for your movie to suceed. Tell us about your love for the magic of movie making."
I believe Rich crashing through the green screen is his finest performance & highly relevant to the special effects in _Star Wars_ & the special effects industry in general. #OhMyGooood
Thank the force for Red Letter Media. All this Star Wars advertising and merchandise was driving me absolutely bonkers... It's relieving to know that there are others who like Star Wars that don't buy into all the crap they push on you.
+Lord Aussem The best needless-star-wars-product I've found so far was at the supermarket, a bag of Star Wars apples, or rather a Star Wars bag of apples! What do apples have to do with Star Wars?, who cares! Throw a darth vader image on the bag and it's good to go!
+MrOhyoursexi You died laughing? DIED? As in you kicked the bucket? Pushin up daisies? Shuffled loose this mortal coil? You are saying that you literally laughed so hard watching a fat man reenact a Wiley Coyote routine that you expired in the jizz-stained computer chair you sat in??? WELL? DID YOU??? ...because i have to say i'm meeting this claim with quite the bit of skepticism, dear sir, if i could be so bold. I dont care for such hooliganism and i bid thee farewell.
Rich evans tinder profile “I’m rich evans in an internet celebrity. I like long walks on the beach, talking until the sun rises and SEX! let’s be honest that’s why we’re here. I also love video games laughing and STAR WARS!!!”
First Death Star destroyed by intentional design flaw. Second Death Star destroyed because it wasn't finished. Starkiller Base destroyed because of bad writing.
Just because rogue one fills in a plot hole of a 40 year old movie, it doesn't excuse that 40 year old movie having a plot hole. Also starkiller base at least was well defended, and it needed to be blown up from the inside and then by x wings, unlike in ANH and ROTJ where there is just an obvious weak point that is easily accesable to everyone.
@@user-ly2ll5od1r rogue one fills a plot hole that wasn't even a plot hole, like no shit a reactor able to produce enough energy to blow up planets would have a vent. The original star wars has some plot holes but this is not one of them
I saw the early morning showing and when I came out of the theater there was a long line waiting for admission. I pondered over the idea of yelling out a major spoiler before running to my car.
"Star Wars Episode VII: Into Darkness". The story of a young man who learns he has special powers and uses them to aid in a rebellion against an evil empire. Plus, there's everyone's old favourite characters returning as mentors and lens flares and stuff. It's going to be amazing you guys, I swear.
I just wanted to say I love the final helicopter shot. The speed at which the water in the background is passing, owing to the distance, really drives home how high up they which is symbolic, just like when she was climbing to reach luke.
1:35 is one of the most accurate things i've ever seen. Pair that purse, with a VW Beetle that has a Tinkerbell sticker on it, and you've hit the nail on the head.
Looking forward to your review of this movie. I saw it last night and I would give it 5 out 10 at best - it was a big letdown. Didn't completely suck, but wasn't anywhere near the Star Wars movie we were hoping for. Curious what people will think of this movie after all the hype dies down and they've had a chance to actually think about it.
Rich Evans is the key to all this. He's a funnier character than we've ever had before.
+Penultimate Gaming He's stylistically designed to be that way and you can't undo that, but maybe we can diminish the effect
+Penultimate Gaming "We've heard him laugh, but we've never actually seen him masturbate with a droid. This'll be the first time anyone will see him, whip out that little R5-D4 droid of his and go to town. That's something everyone's been waiting for.."
+unclesporkums Sir your comment is perfect. I had to type this because I thumbs up wasn't enough.
AtenAkaAton1 Why, thank you,
@joseaca lol
Damn Jay has those uncomfortable nerd mannerisms down perfectly
Didn't he use to be a nerd?
@@ReddoFreddo Clearly Jay is an amazing Method actor.
Because he was like that
Who's Jay?
@@gronakulor4981 The not gay man with the grown man's beard
"Where do they find Luke's lightsaber?"
"On the ground, in a closet?"
Close enough
Not even Disney knew the answer lol
That's a story for another spin off stand alone episodic streaming series available exclusively on Disney ➕
In a mystery box. Literally.
That's a story for another time
Jay knew about Lando's sexual relationship with droids before anyone. He stated BB-8 was the son of Lando in this segment when interviewed.
It's fascinating how the RLM guys know so much before anyone else.
6 years later and we STILL don't know where they found Luke's lightsaber
Yeah we do it was explained very poorly in a comic that no-one read or gives a fuck about
I'm sure they'll dedicate an entire six-episode Disney+ series to painstakingly detail how a random Cloud City janitor found it in an air vent.
It’s a story for a different holiday release date
I can't wait for "The Janitor who found Luke's Saber: A Star Wars Story"!
Every shot, every frame, has a visual effect in it...
+Only Kind of Media "S H U T U P" :D
It's their way of making the best possible video they can
Its so dense
Needs more jar jar... Jar jar is the crux of the entire video...
+Only Kind of Media It rhymes with the old ones..hopefully it works
"Why give a girl a lightsaber? Haven't you seen the way they drive..."
Pure comedy gold.
"In a closet"
The funny thing is, they do find Luke's lightsaber in a closet in the actual film.
This is pure genius. A brilliant mix of sarcasm and social commentary.
Every scene is so dense
+Avik Basu > This is pure genius
You are so impressionable
+Кnner : 'Impressionable'? So you're telling me this video did not have great writing? You're telling me this video did not brilliantly capture the madness that the obsessed Star Wars fans can be vulnerable to? You're telling me this video did not depict how the brand of Star Wars and the merchandise have pretty much surpassed the popularity of the film itself in a way which is contradictory to the themes of the films? Ok....maybe I imagined it all. I guess the power of Rich Evans compels me more than you.
+Avik Basu what you said - it is true, what about the fans, too true. Just when this video is just a good, you're talking about the genius. A Star Wars fanboy, well, they are too lekgo target for provocations. And yet, this is also a joke about impressionability, chill a bit.
Sarcasm?
"where are the chinamen?" "in china... making starwars toys." killed me
They need to stop. I’m in the library!
DAMMIT RICH. That's for girls.
7:45?
Still waiting for the Rich Evans beauty channel.
Hi James!
james it's you!!
WTF. YOU'RE HERE
Jesus, rich looks like he smoked some heavy doobies
+Steve Bingaman *Rich looks like Rich.
+Steve Bingaman impossible he doesn't have a skate board or a blow up doll
+Steve Bingaman Goddamn you, I almost fucking choked reading this.
+Steve Bingaman He looks like he hasn't slept in a month.
I think you mean: Rich Evans looks like a sexy beast.
Thank God you uploaded this. I was attempting to rewatch Episode I.
+J Wizard Phoenix I attempted the same thing but failed only 3 minutes in
+J Wizard Phoenix YOU FUCK!
kinky
+J Wizard Phoenix Ever since the first Plinkett review of Episode 1, I've vowed never to watch the movie again. I've watched the Plinkett review 3 times, but the movie? Never, ever again - the review is simply better.
+J Wizard Phoenix Learn about darth jar jar and then rewatch with that knowlage. It helps a lot.
I love how Rich, Jay, & Mike become progressively less literate during the fan interview.
+Mixedupcrazy1 Why no princess?
Too fat
+Mixedupcrazy1 too old.
No.no..no. Kylo renn saber use edit.lolz
All these years and these guys have never sold out or ever compromised or attempted to go mainstream. Respect!
I'm sorry, what? They have a much larger subscriber base (and Patreon) than any of those dead ass star wars or nerd-core "fan" channels ever had or will have
@@Yixdythey had to grind it up like every other channel does. More consistently than anything. And a lot of bad movies.
>Where do they find Luke's lightsaber
>In a closet
The most accurate prediction anyone made.
"R2-D2 purse for fat girl"....accurate.
Suddenly you hacks became the most honest people on the internet. Where the fuck is your bootleg VHS review of Force Awakens?!
+DreamcastGuy It'll cost you pizza rolls, probably.
+Mick “Diddley” Quack Still waiting on that damn hack fraud Plinkett to send me my Pizza Roll. I commented on his web zone asking for one years ago and sitll haven't got it
+DreamcastGuy Suddenly?
+DreamcastGuy Will it be a full-fledged feature length review or "Star Wars Into Reference" ?
+Ray Muniz i want some pizza rolls
"Force It In" Oh, dear Lord.
***** Don't we all?
+Frizzurd "I am your father" "You're my sister"... Oh god, this gone too far...
>cis white male
>making rape jokes in the current year
SHUT IT DOWN
Rich is slowly taking Jay's role as Mike's sidekick. He even said "That's right mike!".
+OH NO That Guy! He's stylistically designed to be that way
Thank christ for these guys rightfully taking the piss. The marketing machine for this movie has been tuned up to 12, it's gross and offputting. I couldn't be more over Star Wars than I am right now. Thanks fellas for doing it justice.
+SugaryCoyote Exactly! I saw that a couple of days ago, Star Wars has become lame.
+S. L The marketing is really annoying, but I'm used to it. Episode's I and III were hyped really hard before they came out too. When episode III came out there were Darth Vader toothbrushes, toys, cereal, and didlos. The best part was that he was in the movie for like 1 minute.
+Frizzurd I don't (seriously) I really don't. This is next level shit. It's killing me.
+S. L Doesn't Star Wars make you want to buy CARS? I know it makes me want to buy a brand new DODGE just because the Imperial March started played on the TV
+S. L You see, most marketing machines are working at 10, but these, they go to 11.
I like that they appear to be sharing a suit. Rich gets the shirt, Mike gets the jacket.
I like that between the two of them, they own the top half of a suit.
...in china, making star wars toys!
Well now they double-downed on the Chinese actors in the new movie. Mmmmmm...double-downs...
I like how Rich said that with no pause and a straight face.
NO WORK! ME HAVE KYLO REN SHIELD
Dangerous Joy
It's hypercritical because they were obsessed with "representation"
Yet they didn't seem to care that a lot of star wars merchandise is made in Chinese sweatshops
America is a shithole
Where the fuck is Susan?
+FlyingOverTr0ut She's the director of photography I think, or was that Jay. Those hacks!!!
+FlyingOverTr0ut Susan became Jay Jay for the interview
thtr1310 What? No, that wasn't Jay. Jay doesn't wear glasses.
right there you hack
Susan got glasses yo. I know she's even hotter so it's hard to tell, but if you look closely, it's her.
FORCE IT IN
+Alistar Wormwood I'm glad someone else noticed that.
weird seeing you here after discovering your comics recently
Its insane how literally every joke has become reality in some way or another
It's really cool they got J.J. Abrams for an interview. I've always had a sneaking suspicion he was a fan of Red Letter Media.
"Where's the Chinamen?"
"In China making Star Wars toys"
1. Luke Skywalker needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. 2. Whenever Luke Skywalker's not on screen all the other characters should be asking "Wheres Luke Skywalker"?
Where's Luke?
This is eerie.
Fucking haunting comment considering where Star Wars is right now dredging up Luke again
“We need to Rastaf-y him by 10%!”
I'd forgotten how much I love this. This trilogy of disappointment was worth it just for these 8 minutes of perfection.
You guys are the voice of a generation.
I can't believe those sellout hacks got JJ Abrams on
the show!
+LQ84i Did they really? I can't tell.
For the most part, I've been able to avoid all the hype, since I pay absolutely no attention to online ads and clickbait and don't watch TV. So I'm rather confident that when I do see Star Wars VII, I'll be able to go in with no expectations other than "It'd better not suck."
+Kevin Striker Killo Ren is ewok confirm
kylo ren is luke's father
+Kevin Striker I'm in with the mindset "As long as its better than Episode 1 then I'll be pretty okay"
fourcrippledhorses Being raped with a seven meter barge pole while having cancer is better than Episode II
+Kevin Striker Are you actually going to see the movie? Disgusting.
"J. J., I understand you're under enormous pressure, because this film needs to gross more than 1.5 billion dollars worldwide in order to satisfy Disney executives. They're taking a huge financial risk. Disney shareholders, investors and corporate executives are very worried about the company financial future.With an over 4 billion dollar investment, there is a lot of pressure for your movie to suceed.
Tell us about your love for the magic of movie making."
You quoted what they said. Very cool…Verrrrrrrrry cool! I saw this and I clapped.
OMG that teleprompter app you had developed for the sake of typing this comment was indeed revolutionary!! IT BROKE NEW GROUND !!!!!!!!!
Wait, shut up. A new trailer has just been released.
Star Wars is the one with Saruman in, right?
+Hunk Hill I thought it was grave of the fireflies, or was that the one with that laser beam thing?
Star Wars is the one with Hannibal Lector, who is trained by Mr. Spock to time travel in a plane so he can find the Lost Ark.
You're thinking of Back to the Future
I think you spelled "Susan" wrong
nah, that's the one where the kid with a lightning bolt scar goes to a wizard high school. doctor who, I think it's called
I believe Rich crashing through the green screen is his finest performance & highly relevant to the special effects in _Star Wars_ & the special effects industry in general.
#OhMyGooood
He nearly broke a camera on the Nerd Crew, too.
Thank the force for Red Letter Media. All this Star Wars advertising and merchandise was driving me absolutely bonkers... It's relieving to know that there are others who like Star Wars that don't buy into all the crap they push on you.
+Lord Aussem The best needless-star-wars-product I've found so far was at the supermarket, a bag of Star Wars apples, or rather a Star Wars bag of apples! What do apples have to do with Star Wars?, who cares! Throw a darth vader image on the bag and it's good to go!
+Lord Aussem I saw star wars coffee creamer yesterday, wtf
This wasn’t clickbait, I saw exactly what I wanted to and the “predictions” were pretty accurate.
I wish these guys were allowed at the premier to Ep7
+TONY & ALEX Because they've fucking EARNED IT! The pioneers of making fun of the Star Wars prequels :D
And predicting the first Chinaman in Rogue One. Can't wait to watch that!
"Four foot tall Darth Vader, that hits your child in the groin."
I'm amazed you guys got Richard Linklater to do a cameo for this!
+Toumal Rakesh Holy seacow! Its Toumal! Hey there! :)
LegendKiller1fan Someone recognized me! I'm internet famous now!
Also hi!
They're the GOOD GUYSSssss
lightsabers
When Rich Evans knocked over the green screen & ran into the wall, I couldn't help but die laughing! xD
+MrOhyoursexi R.I.P.
+MrOhyoursexi You died laughing? DIED? As in you kicked the bucket? Pushin up daisies? Shuffled loose this mortal coil? You are saying that you literally laughed so hard watching a fat man reenact a Wiley Coyote routine that you expired in the jizz-stained computer chair you sat in??? WELL? DID YOU???
...because i have to say i'm meeting this claim with quite the bit of skepticism, dear sir, if i could be so bold. I dont care for such hooliganism and i bid thee farewell.
Ahhh, those halcyon days whenst we thought Disney Star Wars might not be complete ass. Alas, we were wrong.
Very, very..... very wrong.
Rich evans tinder profile
“I’m rich evans in an internet celebrity. I like long walks on the beach, talking until the sun rises and SEX! let’s be honest that’s why we’re here. I also love video games laughing and STAR WARS!!!”
I love how glitchy the key is on Rich Evans.
+Paul K Glitch Evans?
+Paul K Twitch Evans!?
+Paul K Key Evans is the Rich to all this.
I love how tired and defeated Rich looks in this
This really was the glorious precursor to Nerd Crew, if only we knew where things would lead
This reminded me to think of Star Wars.
Star Wars?
I've watched this 5 times and laugh just as hard as the first every time.
I missed this video, havent seen it before... I like this prototype Nerd Crew video.
Watching this obsolete video today because Rich Evans is the most charmingly entertainining personality ever filmed.
Love these guys
First Death Star destroyed by intentional design flaw.
Second Death Star destroyed because it wasn't finished.
Starkiller Base destroyed because of bad writing.
ARX78 also because Finn is a traitor...
Just because rogue one fills in a plot hole of a 40 year old movie, it doesn't excuse that 40 year old movie having a plot hole.
Also starkiller base at least was well defended, and it needed to be blown up from the inside and then by x wings, unlike in ANH and ROTJ where there is just an obvious weak point that is easily accesable to everyone.
@@user-ly2ll5od1r rogue one fills a plot hole that wasn't even a plot hole, like no shit a reactor able to produce enough energy to blow up planets would have a vent. The original star wars has some plot holes but this is not one of them
@@ObviusRetard There is always going to be a design flaw.
I like how all of related videos are actual clickbait.
Is Jay related to Jeffrey Dahmer? They look too much alike to have lived in the same city without being close relatives!
+Mark Siefert Well, apparently Jay spent 11 years in Louisianananownana I.
Jar Jar Binks is Supreme Leader Snoke
Brilliant.... -_-
Is his character at least interesting?
+joebuehrer lol did you fall for that guy
+joebuehrer not really interesting yet
+joebuehrer Thank god that stupid theory didn't come true
"Who is Lando's son?"
"BB-8"
These people are actual prophets
I saw the early morning showing and when I came out of the theater there was a long line waiting for admission.
I pondered over the idea of yelling out a major spoiler before running to my car.
To be fair, Luke's lightsaber was in a closet.
5:17 After a minute of summing up the dire financial consequences . . .
Mike: _"Tell us about your love for the magic of moviemaking."_
lol.
movie spoiler: SOMEONE DIES
+TheGraveyarder It's Leia.
+TheGraveyarder It's me. Inside.
+TheGraveyarder Han Soulless
+TheGraveyarder My boner dies.
+Anasthraxies He shot a music video first
"Star Wars Episode VII: Into Darkness". The story of a young man who learns he has special powers and uses them to aid in a rebellion against an evil empire. Plus, there's everyone's old favourite characters returning as mentors and lens flares and stuff. It's going to be amazing you guys, I swear.
I just wanted to say I love the final helicopter shot. The speed at which the water in the background is passing, owing to the distance, really drives home how high up they which is symbolic, just like when she was climbing to reach luke.
Veerryy cooool
Jay's nerd acting was pretty impressive.
thumbs up for " in China making Star Wars Toys"
6:34 I didn't realize Rich Evans did his own stunts.
Jay looks like Jeffrey Dahmer with those glasses.
Dawn of the Nerd Crew..
Star Wars Condoms: So you WON'T be the father.
"Star Wars fans don't need condoms" such an underrated line!
"r2d2 purse for fat girl" omfg lmao
"A princess never shits herself"
-Star Wars diaper for adults
1:35 is one of the most accurate things i've ever seen. Pair that purse, with a VW Beetle that has a Tinkerbell sticker on it, and you've hit the nail on the head.
0:32 I'm tempted to check the math 😭😂
Somehow I’ve never seen this video until now. Thank you for the hidden laughs.
Still better green screen effects than the Prequels had.
2:14
"A Princess never shits herself"
It's sad that I've watched this video multiple times yet I had never actually read that before today.
This is like a Nerd Crew predecessor.
2:46
It's like Mr. Plinkett is trying to escape Mike's persona.
My yearly watching of this brilliant video…thank you. I even watch all the ads to completion like a psycho.
2:51 "Where do they find Luke's lightsaber?"
"In a closet?"
Surprisingly (or sadly) turned out to be true.
3:35 "Who is Lando's son?"
Perfect opportunity to say Michael B Jordan missed.
This was such an innocent time. We hadn't been worn down and wrung out like a towel.
Pre 9/11 footage if you will
my school actually put up blow-up Star Wars along the halls of the union building...
Time to drop out?
Ha, nah. I just thought it was so strange that the hype for a damn movie reached so far as to actually get a University of put shit up for it...
+John Cummings No no the man's right. It may be time to drop out.
+John Cummings Where there blow-up sheep fuck dolls with Darth Vader helmets?
get out while you still can
I love how the stripes on Rich's tie interfere with the green screen effect.
Thanks RLM! I'm gonna go watch this with my girlfriend and pretend I'm a nerd! Bazingles!
+Zero Cool Tell me about the rabbits again George
I think it's from Of Mice and Men.
+Zero Cool yes, from Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men. Great short novel and the movie ain't bad either.
Fuck you, Lord of midgets, you ruining this too? Stop ruining it!
There's nothing to ruin. As soon as I heard "3rd Deathstar" I knew this movie would be bad.
I really like Susan's glasses in this one.
That nerd interview its the best thing ever
that final shot, lolol! it sorta encapsulates the entire video's message, a TL:DR if you will
One major problem with the force awakens... too much Luke Skywalker... I mean guys really overkill on the Luke Skywalker screen time trim it a little.
+gonch28 Every single frame has so much luke going on
Looking forward to your review of this movie. I saw it last night and I would give it 5 out 10 at best - it was a big letdown. Didn't completely suck, but wasn't anywhere near the Star Wars movie we were hoping for. Curious what people will think of this movie after all the hype dies down and they've had a chance to actually think about it.
+Prince Solomon Plinkett will destroy it's just too easy for him not to....
Upcoming Mr. Plinkett video confirmed! Hype!
"C'mon JJ, tell us what happens in the movie" 😏
... and than you saw the movie. Ohhhhhnhhh
~ May 1999
Most effective clickbait video ever :P.
It was great when Kirk screamed "HAAAAAAAAAN!" and I cried when Spock died at the end, but I hear he's going to be in Episode VIII. Ooops, SPOILERS!
this perfectly sums up every Star Wars video released in the last week.
this has only gotten better with age