Warhammer Fantasy Lore! Gut Magic!
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- Опубліковано 6 лют 2020
- a SLIGHT detour from the traditional style of magic!
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Why have I been DECAPITATED BARCH!
True autism never dies
You know what you did. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
No no, you're not decapitated, just standing behind the wall standing on a box.
"you get what you fuckin deserve"
These comments all of them yes!
Oooh, look at mister fancy pants with his fancy intro.
Yes yes thats good fancy shiny yes yes
Nobody can say skaven aren't adorable, yes yes all the cuteness
We must steal-take his fancy-fancy pants!
jelly, man-thing?
How much time and money did it cost.
I love the mental image of the ogre "scientist" who theorized the second maw. Just two ogres sitting there, going
"Oi. De earf is round, roight?"
"Roight."
"Like a ball."
"Roight."
"And wen ya poke a hole in a ball, it go out the utha side."
"Roight."
"And da great maw poked a hole in da earf."
"Roight."
"..."
"..."
"So?"
"So, wu- [the camera zooms in on the ogre's face and you hear an old diesel engine struggling to start for a bit until it finally gets going] Oh. Ooooooooooooh. OH! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! GROTH! YER A FOKEN GENIUS!"
Perfect. Someone make this.
One would assume on the other side of a great maw there would be a great asshole not another maw tho.....
I am most amused by the notion that even ogres know a planet is round like a ball and not flat. XD
@@EzioDeCreeper
That assumes that the Great maw wouldn't see such as yet more food.
@@EzioDeCreeper The true ass-end of the world! XD
Now, Arch officially has a fursona
Human Arch is actually the alter ego. The skaven is his true form.
He's going to mod r/sigmarxism (aka TauCucks) if he gets any more of 'the gay'
@@thefreshestslice4105 Skaven with a human alter ego is even more degenerate than being furry
You fool, Arch! It was said that you would destroy the furries, not join them! Bring balance to the warp, not leave it in chaos!
Rats. rats. We're the Rats!
"Eating troll meat is almost always fatal..."
"Almost always?"
"Well..."
*Distant laughter in goblin*
*Happy elf killing noises*
Grom the paunch.
Grom the Paunch would be a great addition to Total War Warhammer, Skarsnik is great but he's much less funny.
Waht happening?
Why goblin?
i can imagine slaneesh worshippers eating troll meat at their coven's BBQ anyway, for pleasures sake
The Arch-skaven has taken-stole my warpstone!
Yes-yes! Take back! Steal-back!
What the actual fuck-fuck
Fulgrim go home you are drunk
@@lusians3 Ah but this is Fulgrim "2" yes-yes.
Pinkskins so easy to trick-steal heheeheh.
all your warpstone is belong to us
adorable ... just adorable, yes-yes.
naturally I mean Arch's alter ego Skaven!
is the other way around you silly-dumb human-snack
No-no, the man-thing puppet is the alter ego of lord Arch.
I still say we should extermenatus this mutan xeno.
@@imerror6224 maybe we shouldn't tell the man-things so openly
Normal Arch is pretty adorable too, I wanna pinch his rosy cheeks
Ogre Magic: _"you are what you eat"_ but literally.
I think I learned Gut Magic, I was losing lots of weight these past months and nearly gained it back in one night of pizza
If that's how you learn gut magic, then I am the High Butcher of my local order of gastromancers.
Pizza is high in fat and when you eat fat you bind a shitton of water as well so you gain an unproportional amount of weight, at least temporary.
@@omnixius5340 I wish to join the order!
@@dailytact1370 yee, I had it because I wanted some for sanity's sake after eating super lean for 4 or 5 weeks
@@omnixius5340 I am a Slaughtermaster when it comes to Gut Magic.
Oh no..... Arch was really a Skaven all along! At least he’s part of the best race, yes yes!
The Great Maw - so basically a Sarlacc.
The Sarlacc that makes other Sarlaccs jealous.
Honestly, this thing scares me much more than a Sarlacc. At least you know you can kill a Sarlacc...
Big boi sarlacc
@@robertnelson9599 Sarlaacs hate him. Find out this one gaping hole's trick.
I cannot stop imagining an Ogre Butcher Warband‘s leader as the Warhammer combined equivalent of Gordon Ramsey and a cliche french chef.
(„I SAID TWO HUMAN MOLARS, NOT THREE !!! ONE, YOU ROCKHEADED EXCUSE FOR A GNOBLAR !!!“)
When you fart and burp at the same time, now that is what I call gut magic
That is indeed a powerful feat.
Wow.
Felt like a nostalgia trip to the 90s educational 3D animations of our youths.
The skaven have invaded once more to this channel yes yes
Captain Puffin Puffinson I’m afraid to admit it doing a skaven run in Warhammer Total War. I blame Arch now.
@@TheDarkkilla12 the only reason I play total warhammer is arch
_"Is the Great Maw a Cathayan Astral Curse, visited upon the Ogres by Emperor Xen Huong, in return for their killing and eating Cathayan subjects?"_
Age of Shit-mar: *_"Naw, Gork and Mork were just bored that day, is all..."_*
_In fairness,_ looking at what Gork and Mork have done in 40k in the past (see the time they apparently turned Nurgle into a Squiggly beast and then ate him), the Maw being the result of Gork and Mork "doin' it for the lulz"... is shocking plausible. Not as fun because no Cathay references, but still plausible.
age of Sigmar is great and you know it you are just to bind by anger to see it
@@internetzenmaster8952 A fair point, a good one, even; I still would have preferred the original mystery as opposed to the lousy answer. ;)
@@arbiterofthehornedrat1570 GW's half-butt restoration of the Old World states otherwise, I'm afraid. ;)
Jake Frost well have you heard about warhammer the old world mr bind friend?
Arch and TTS in one day? *The Emperor has blessed this taco Friday!*
Mikhail Bychkov *TUESDAY!*
Wait, seriously!?
@@cnlbenmc Every night is Taco Tuesday with enough faith. The Emperor protects.
Well thanks now we have to have *another* crusade to fix this heresy
As soon as i saw your comment i watched the last TTS in the hope tho ear Arch. But at last, this is not the day.
What role do you think Arch will play if this day comes?
Love the new intro and 3d art thing with the Grey Seer. Just excellent dude
Muricans must be masters of this type of magic
*FOOD FOR THE FOOD GOD*
You forgot Freedom Magic.
American here. Can confirm.
@@tristanseaver9054 I've always found our Chieftains have never had a big enough guts, our current one is doing better though.
@Sightless_Seeker MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES
@@Lakefront_Khan Used to be, but after world war 2 it turned to opression magic.
Love the new opening animation. Can't wait to see if something for 40k is in store YES YES
is that Kyle's head mounted on your wall?
Brenzo Ironfist yes it is
So do we get a Inquisitor in the 40k intro ?
A tau of course
“The Gorger-Lord was never dead! You fools! You cretens, you insipid bastards, you peerless BABIES!.. and now the REAL fight begins!.. *Roll Initiative!”*
They were going to be my next army after my Orcs and Gobbos. I liked their Nobblars... and I mean, come on,.. Ogres holding Cannons? Bloody AWSOME.
Never knew of their Magic.. wicked stuff...
Love the new intro art Arch. Well done!
Do one for 40k, and that would be epic.
Bring in the Arch-marine...
An old d&d troll story; a party once had a steel can with a screw lid crafted and after killing a troll put some inside. Then whenever they wanted good they'd open the lid, slice off a slab as it grew, then slap in into the fire for instant emergency troll steaks, before immediately screwing the lid back on.
I like the ingenuity, but I don't like the Idea of eating troll. Not only does the meat taste like rotting poison, and should one fail to sear the steak through you'll have a very bad time, but the trolls are also sentient creatures in the D&D canon.
@@semi-useful5178 Yeah wouldn't a new troll just grow into a full troll in your stomach?
@JoeRingo118
A Gnoll is a bipedal demonically influenced creature, with opposable thumbs.
@@CrysResan
Yup, a medium rare troll steak will regrow in your stomach, if you want to eat troll the only safe way is to eat it as a charcoal briquette.
@JoeRingo118
We do not speak of the cursed edition here.
20 minute video of guy talking about "Gut Magic"!
Me an intellectual: This Video is Relevant to my interests!
Arch, Have you played total war war hammer to since the skaven clan skryre DLC
Ratling guns, warplock jezxeil, a doom workshop where u can upgrade your tech units and build doom rockets, undercitys that you can build under other factions established citys with mechanics to stay hidden and build a giant bomb to make the city above go boom
Good stuff
"He had lots of guts!"
- James Bond
Well I didn’t expect that intro but I love it 😂
Nobody expects the Skaven Inquisition!
hey arch. I have a humble request. can you give us a short demonstration of your voice acting skills, by trying to voice that skaven grey seer, like a skaven would talk-chitter?
very please-begging. yes-yes?
...Arch playing as a Skaven virtual youtuber when?
So, I’m thinking that it won’t be a magic scale with the Ogre Kingdoms in TWW3, it will be Food based and you determine how much you want to commit for the casting of spells. In addition to requiring food for purchasing units.
Temple Guard: Welcome to McDonald's may I take your order
Give me 2 orks over easy with a side of goblin and a bucket of green stuff..to go
Sir any attempts at removing meat from the premises is shall be punished by being thrown in the pit.
This ogre lore is a long time coming. Thanks arch
Cool animation. I was curious about ogre lore too, so thanks for the video.
That intro was beautiful, yes-yes
My gut magic happens every morning at roughly the same time everyday.
The intro looks great
nice now intro... and I KNEW IT... ARCH IS A SKAVEN! Yes-yes.
By the Horned Rat! Arch, this is awesome!
Also, props to Arith's decorative head trophy
Oh, new intro. cool.
dafuq, I was genuenly caught off guard, when that skaven was voiced by Arch.
Thank you Andril Syvolp for the cool new arch animation intro and background! It's awesome!
love me some Warhammer Fantasy lore (nice intro btw)
I'm stuck watching the Upside Down Primaris Marines helm in the top left corner and waiting for what's obviously a growth of Shrooms to pop out at least a Gobo or two if not a full on baby Urk...
This is a great set with so much to take in aside from the story that is yet again another outstanding Arch explains the Fluff episode...
Best lore of Magic
1# Grey Seer on the mug at 0:06. Yes, you are Arch - nobody's disputing that.
Holy F@#k is that Franklyn?? those red creepy eyes and the damn barrel i can hear the squeak from here.
Whoever made this Intro, bless you!
Also confirms Arch is a Beastmen, i mean, Skaven? Ratmen? They are just a legend, they do not exist nonononono...
New intro has a very vermintide feel to it. I like it!
And let us all marvel upon the jewel of Arch's collection... The best 40K book on his desk.
Love Kibs head shown like a deer
Beign german it took me quite a moment to read gut as the english word and not as the german word for good :D
Hey man a gut time can be a good time if you do it right
Sarlacc worshipping Ogres, with the maw itself sounding awfully Tyranid-esque. Warhammer does seem to have it all. sweet new visual menu Arch. nice touch.
I like the head of Kyle in the background.
Yes yes! This new intro is pleasing good for Horned Rat! Much Warpstone for Arch, plus a little warpstone that somehow is lost yes... so sad.
Although I am a chaos fan boy, I cant wait to get all chef with the ogre on game 3 :D
I love the new intro and animation
New intro and arch lore what more could you ask for.
Sounds like they are just into french cooking.
"Of course you don't *have* to eat fish eyes, they just happen to be the best part"
I'm butchering the quote of course...
I want Arch to make a rpg series where the players play as Warhammer fantasy witch hunters, going around the Empire and protecting it from the dangers of witches and such
I must hire many of these ogres and learn this magic
Arch has achieved his final form
New intro? Yes yes.
Ah Ogres. The almighty dadbods of Warhammer. This is a force I'm buying miniatures of for AoS and looking forward to hobbying. So pledge allegiance to the huge, my lads
wasnt the meteorite the great maw was on the same that the dragon king of Cathay summoned to btfo the Ogres ?
So not as bad as Nurgle sorcery? | 8:50 - Ooh, Voodoo! | So this magic is that which the daemon known as Kar-bee delivers?
Not only am I so happy to find this channel today but holy cow dude this is so good your voice the way you present it its awesome
Peak production quality
Arch shillin for Teclis really gets the grognar going
Ooooo I love the new intro
Duuuuude love the new opening, greyseer Arch is amazing!
Big thumbs up to the animator, also nice to see Arch finally get rid of his man skin.
Damn dude those animations are dope great vid cheers
Love the new look, especially for your Fantasy vids.
Dyslexia is fun sometimes I saw the thumbnail and thought " gut magnet that's an awesome name for a restaurant"
Finalmente! Finally! Your true skandin-avian rat-like form, Arch-arch
I'm way happier than I should be over an intro. IDK why I'm so pumped to here The Skaven Come out to Play, but I'm gonna up it on the fact that I'm a skaven main.
Minor correction; human stomach acid is designed to sterilize food, not dissolve it. It would take far to long to digest if the stomach were to primary organ; that job goes to are favorite parasites, the gut bacteria
New intro... I approve.
AWESOME INTRO!!! I can't wait to see the 40k version! WTF that was so cool!!
Hell of a fancy intro you've got there, Arch.
Nice-nice, yes-yes!
Absolutely adore the new intro and backdrop!
Love the new style!
HOLY SHIT, arch just took virtual youtubers to the next level.
Holy shit the intro is awesome!
Gives a new meaning to going on a food holiday.
Awesome intro it definitely fits your channel arch and also it reminds me of vermintide so that’s awesome
Feeding people troll flesh in pies sounds like a dark elf party game, like a Russian roulette.
Congrats on the animation !
Wow, this is so cool! Congrats on the new intro!
I love the new intro, you are easily the warhammer youtuber who puts in the most work and quality. After vraks you can count me as a fan.
Arch, u might be the only skaven that i think i can like
Cool new intro!
Will you have a different intro for the 40k content?
The screaming bell is ridiculous :D
now make just as grand a 3d animation for your 40K persona!
Oooooo guts for the gut god!
How about the the only God who cares not for your puny offerings, settles disputes on the gridiron, who's sacred number is 11, and who will always turn the tide to the opposing coach, depending on the turn.
Yes him. Nuffle, god of sports, dice, and football.
Let nuffle out of the barrel.
Love the new opening Arch!