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- Опубліковано 22 січ 2020
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France: I controlled 53 colonys
Germany: I controlled you
*Angry French noises"
Non pas du tout, je suis désolé mais c'est bien plus compliqué
bustion HD Britain: amateurs
None of you compere to Holy Sealand
@@andreilin113 can we get a holy sealandic empire next plz
Papal States: *sighs in catholic*
1:21 'Americans were asked to spot Iran on a map'
*Points at America*
Human civilization as its peak
lmao no way
Just the thing that people marked in the middle of the ocean
Americans have always been shit at knowing things about the rest of the world. Back when the USSR still existed, people were asked this same question in surveys and a lot of Americans kept pointing to the USSR thinking it was the US because it looked the biggest. Point being that its not a generational thing, Americans have been doing this level of stupid for some time
@@xXjohnsmithXx Thanks that means alot for real :))
What we learnt today:
Nambia is a country
Ross from Friends is "this guy"
Yoda is now Baby Yoda
PYTE Nam ee bia
*Namimbia
Zam bee a
Nam bee a
This is one big face palm. Also you mentioned "this guy" I feel bad for Ross.
@@bearmugs1408 *Namimbia
Ξενοφώντας Σούλης the joke is that he said nambia
Fun fact: lbs. comes from the Latin word "libra", meaning "balance" or "scale".
Elementary school told us that it was called lbs for 16 ounces in a pound.
Pound in Italian is Libbra
@@GH-pe4ui How does lbs translate to 16 ounces?
As an italian i can understand it
Ok boomer
“Ghengis spread his name around a lot. How many khans are there our there?” this has to be the dumbest thing drew has ever said -
Yong J no there is a lot of people with the last name khan
MLGdigimon He didn’t say the last name Khan was rare.
also Genghis Khan is his new name that he changed to.
Khan isnt a last name, its a title. Temujin was Genghis Khan’s real name, he didn’t have a last name. You became a Khan when you were the ruler of multiple tribes. Hence why saying genghis khan spread the name is..incorrect to say the least.
Yong J I was half right lol
@@muun9403 well... I see a lot of Turkik people with Khan in the name
8:45 where I live in Italy, a few pizzerias have something called American pizza, a pizza with sliced hot dogs and French fries on it, it’s actually pretty good to.
That’s what Italian people think of America lol
When I was in Italy, I saw a restaurant advertising an extremely unhealthy looking footlong called "The American Special" and me in my friends realized that's how they think of us lol
That's cursed.
Okay, I live in America, but I would 100% try that pizza
It actually sounds like it'd be delicious
@@nicholask7566 Especially if it's made by Italians. We can trust them to make anything taste nice.
RaZoR Blade But why would anyone do that to a pizza
Pound in most Romance languages mean “Libra”, so, I believe however created this abbreviation had the latin word in mind...
Or he just wanted people to get even more confused with this nonsense system
By; metric system gang
Ryan Kahler METRIC SYSTEM FOR THE WIN !!!
it's the same reason the pound sterling symbol is a stylized "L" (£) with a line through it
It comes from the latin libra pondo. The weird part is that English kept both parts of the word, but only abbreviated the libra part, while only using pondo (pound) while speaking normally
For those of you who were curious what "Libra" means in Latin, it means "balance." That explains why the word was used for the abbreviation of pounds, and it also explains the zodiac sign Libra ♎️
@Skain Ryan Kahler literally said "most romance languages". Not just spanish but portuguese aswell call it libra
3:11 I was SO upset when he didn't get the refference. It's from a short animation called "Meet the Heavy" made by Valve. That whole reply section is the script from that.
Drew isn't a mann of culture
@@GCorey He needs to Mann up
@@VengyDengy mvm reference*
AKSHULLY that, uh, "thing" at the beginning is the coat of arms of the Kingdom of Two-Sicilly.
Which incidentally is what was on its flag over a white background.
...
And as far as coats of arms go, they DO get worse.
LLoyd of Stockton.
Just search it and be afraid.
Be very afraid.
Pope Zosimus the Third why would anyone do that? They just slapped the same 5 flags on there randomly, then called it good?
Welp Im Colorblind Yay
Its not, why would you say this if you have no idea.
Its the flag of some habsburg emperor, probably philip V.
You can se the flags of castille, aragon, austria, two sicilies, brabant, flanders, franco comite, toscany, milán.
That family owned half of europe so the guy in charge had huge heraldric shields
@@soyderiverdeliverybeaver8941
"Its the flag of some habsburg emperor, probably philip V."
Absolutely not.
"ou can se the flags of castille, aragon, austria, two sicilies, brabant, flanders, franco comite, toscany, milán"
exactly, because Two-Sicilly was a pretty artificial creation agreed upon during the Vienna Congress to divide the parts of Italy that had been conquered and centralized by Napoleon or sized from the spanish crown. When the Congress tried to make order of all of that, the french managed to get that kingdom formed with an ofshoot of the spanish Bourbon family formerly king of Sicilly and Naples (it's after the Congress and the restauration of the kingdom that the coat of arms got that fat, though I might be wrong on that and it might have been like this from the beginning in the mid 1700s, not sure). Hence the arms of Castille, Aragon and even Portugal being on there. But most importantly : hence the arms of Anjou being right in the middle of it.
"You can se the flags of castille, aragon, austria, two sicilies, brabant, flanders, franco comite, toscany, milán.
That family owned half of europe so the guy in charge had huge heraldric shields"
Yes and the half you named is precisely the half that slipped out of Habsburg hands (or never was in the first place) when the spanish Bourbons took power over there after the spanish war of succession that deposed the spanish Habsburg.
@@popezosimusthethird269 oh i see, thanks for clarifying that. So the kingdom used ti be sicily and naples, and then they made up 2 sicilies? Thats really interesting
1:21 I like how someome pointed to the middle of the damn Atlantic ocean
"Where is Iran"
"*ITS THE LOST CITY*"
0:48 Fun Fact: It’s because when Namibia was a german colony, they wanted to be connected with the Portuguese Mozambique at the end of the Zambezi river, so they wanted to at least be connected by a river. They forgot that at the beginning of this river there’s the biggest waterfall in the world Victoria Falls 🤦🏻
Edit: Sorry it was Zambezi not Zimbabwe and they wanted to connect to Mozambique 🤦🏻
whats the deal with the waterfalls?
Great Person sorry, I will correct that
Tomasz Botswana and Zambia still border each other on one of the smallest borders in the world
1:51 this is so true. My history teacher took a full 40 min lesson to explain appeasement, when oversimplified did it better in like 10 seconds.
At least you got taught something. We were taught nothing, absolutely nothing about the 2 world wars...
2:20 His ”name” is actually just a mongol word for some kind of leader
Then Khan bit yes but Gengis was his name.
I believe khan was something like emperor and king equivalent was khagan.
Genghis Khan basically means "Supreme leader". Temujin was his real name
@@MCgamer923 Im pretty sure its universal leader for when someone conquers their entire known world
@@MCgamer923 he took the name when he unified the tribes, his birth name was temujin but took a new one.
Literally every Iranian/Afghan/Pakistani guy has "Khan" as his surname
"From Berlin to Warsaw in one tank."
Really, what the hell were they expecting?
That ad was made up by Top Gear as a joke about 10 years ago, it was never real.
Me a left handed
Finds out that we were discriminated in 1950s :sad
Finds out that Drew is left handed :stonks
Yes, do do a review on 1917! It’s pretty effing great. I’d be interested to hear your take. If you do go see it, make sure to watch in IMAX or Dolby or the biggest screen with the best sound you can! It really is a film that demands it and requires a deep sense of emersion to be fully appreciated!
“Nambia” Drew 2020
"How many Khans are there in the world?"
Dunno, how many kings are there in the world?
Botswana and zambia actually do border each other, they even have a bridge on the their border
Not a bridge, but a ferry, one that has caused international tensions at that.
@@Quintinohthree There is a bridge under construction called the Kazungula Brigde, which you can already see on Google Maps if you turn on the satellite mode.
I hope they can make that bridge four-way mode...
They don’t border seriously look it up
@@alwaysmeepin9609 Maybe you should look it up; they DO border each other. It is one of the shortest international borders, only stretching for about 150 metres along the Zambezi River.
War: *breaks out in Europe *
UK: *needs supplies *
US: *_S T O N K S_*
8:39 *screams in Italian*
I never knew you could scream in different languages. *screams* Did that sound Spanish?
@@Alexza525
C'mon It's a joke are you seriously that stupid
Americans when say every word with an o as t the end of each letter.
italyn
"I write like a 3-year old"
That's cause you're right handed, Drew
1:50 Thanks for mentioning us 🤗You have no idea how much happy you have made me after telling this !!
Portugal: You know we had 52 colonies
France: We had 53 colonies one time
Britain: Are you kidding me? Thats insultingly low
Me: England, you bloody ruled the fricki'n world!!!
*angry scottish yelling*
8:00
How the left would put it: "I feel therefore I am"
Lb is the short form for pounds because the latin word for it is libra
And Libra is the constellation of the scales and the seventh zodiac sign. In Greek mythology the goddess Themis holds the scales and has a blindfold on, she represents equilibrium, justice, and harmony.
3:11 You can tell Drew has never played TF2 when he doesn't understand the reference to the Heavy Weapons Guy
poooootis pow
Or the title of the hat one
5:58 Sadly in australia there Ice cube Rain... like literally....
We have that in the US too, I'm pretty sure weird hail is found everywhere
@@ilikethespikeman2552 ehh.. i just look it up again.. and Ice cube rain is everywere for three day in row.. wtf...
I guess white nation get punish..
@Koji Meijisuda Vlogs glad you notice and ty for time you spend on this, hope you have a good day
You're right about the hail storm. Sydney got destroyed by it
Me, someone who lives in hawaii: Achevement unlocked, Remembers it from Colorado but does not have to deal with it anymore!
Apparently I've been living in Iran instead of Missouri for all these years! Unless one of the points in the ocean is where iran's really at.
I confirmed this!
Drew is my long lost twin!
1. We both have low IQ
2. We both share similar haircuts
3. Both wear Glasses
4. Both introverts
5. Never leaves house
You have described 75% of the Male population in America.
Drew: Funny thing I'm left handed
Me: Same
Drew: I also write like a 3 year old
Me: CHICKEN SCRATCH!!
6:56 that "bruh" is my notificstion noice so i tought i got messege, in reality no one text me and im thats good
Did he just call Ross 'This man.'
Blaise Floyd yes and he called him sexy
Friends are 26 years old.
"this poor guy" 2:47
Bob And?
Drew: I promise, I am not dumb!
Also Drew: Zambeea and Nambeea
Drew is secretly right handed, but his parents forced him to be left handed. He doesn't remember it because those memories are repressed.
watching your videos with lots of louds of laughs. thanks for making those people smiley
I’m actually Australian and I’m drowning and my house is on fire
Yo bro ya good now
So it’s summer?
0:32 that's the kingdom of the two sicilies, i think.
The rant about the crusader meme at the very end legitimately made me feel like I was having an aneurysm.
Isn’t that typical for a Drew vid?
I could never imagine i would laugh so much looking at maps and its all thanks to Drew.
5:06 same
What is your pfp
0:54 ok but everyone stole denmarks flag
8:04 it also has something to do with language. When we say, "Von Berlin nach Warschau mit nur einem Tank", than we mean, that you only need to get fuel at the beginning. Because if we wanted to make a WW2 reference, we would use Panzer. So all of this is the British'S fault, because they didn't wanted us from knowing, that they created a new weapon
5:04 left me dead. Quality content.
When is History of Ulm coming?
So bro he will probably never make it because youtube would just kill the video and all the hard work put in will come to a waste
America: *where's iran?*
Also America: *nukes itself*
This is basically a best of "what was on reddit a few weeks ago"
7:00 watched it. Good film. Sort of heart warming and satisfying.
Map: Namibia
Drew: *Nambia*
Just like the US President
0:47 Germany wanted to connect German East Africa and German West Africa but the British didn't want to cut their own colonies so they gave them that panhandle which connects to the Zambezi river so that the Germans could travel between the colonies by boat. Hope that makes sense
1:23 I mean, to be fair, if you were to ask most people to point out, say, Wartortle on a chart of Pokemon, they probably wouldn't get it right either.
(6:30) Left-handedness is a great example to use for LGBT. First it was considered wrong to be left-hand and people were punished for it, so people were hiding that they were left-handed, since it was wrong. But since it was accepted to be left-handed, the percentage of left-handed people grew over the year, not because people were converted over to be left-handed, but since people stopped hiding and came out as left-handed. But this number has stagnated at 12 % many years back, since that's the actual percentage of left-handed people.
This is the same as LGBT. Since it has been morally and legally wrong to be LGBT (and still is in several countries), people are forced to hide it. But since it's acceptable now in several countries, people are therefore coming out as LGBT. This makes the percentage of LGBT increase over the years and is still increasing. This does not mean people are converting over to LGBT, but people just stop hiding. We'll eventually see the number stagnate in some countries, and that will be the actual percentage of LGBT.
2:30 Britain intercepted the message not the United States.
Thanks for stating that fact for me
@Badger0fDeath Oh ok uhhh thanks
2:35 didn't Great Brittain intervene the responding message from Mexico and then send those two to America?
Nah the UK intervene germany sending the telegram to mexico, Wich then they showed to USA and they were *ANGERED* when they saw that germany wants to attack USA. This made USA join WW1.
8:18 lb is short for "Libra" which is the word for balance or scales. It also comes from the Roman's unit of weight which was called "Libra pondo".
Drew: Why doesn't Luxembourg get closer to the shore, it's landlocked?
Luxembourg (translated from Letzëburgish): Do you know what real estate with an ocean view costs?
Drew, mate, there are no maps in this video.
The Left Hand was considered "The Devil's Hand", so everyone in school was forced to write with their right hand in schools for a long time. At least here in the UK anyway.
My Dad pretends to be right handed every time he goes to India. It's still definitely a thing there
@@legojedimasterplokoon2173 Thats because they wipe their hands with left hands and 3rd world country with no toilet paper means nobody touches left hands
@@legojedimasterplokoon2173 I'm Indian but my sis is left handed. Nobody said anything tho..
@@annaferns1840 do you mean ethnically or do you live there
@@legojedimasterplokoon2173 I live there
the tragically funny thing about that John Wayne Ghenghis Khan movie was they filmed it in New Mexico down wind of the nuclear test sites. The entire area was contaminated by radioactive fallout and they brought contaminated dirt and rocks back to the studio with them which caused several extras and crew members to die from cancer years later.
Lb is an abbreviation of the Latin word libra. The primary meaning of libra was balance or scales (as in the astrological sign), but it also stood for the ancient Roman unit of measure libra pondo, meaning “a pound by weight.” We got the word “pound” in English from the pondo part of the libra pondo but our abbreviation comes from the libra. The libra is also why the symbol for the British pound is £-an L with a line through it. The Italian lira also used that symbol (with two lines through it), the word “lira” itself being a shortened version of libra.
When i was like a 9 year old child and didn't know Geography yet i thought Afghanistan was one of the states of the USA, and the war was an American Civil War.
Khan is not a last name, it is a title like king or duke.
It is a last name.
No it is not.
@@samozelic1720 Imran KHAN
What is your point
7:48 This is me. Whether it be a spider, fly, stinkbug, or whatever, that is what I do.
Vikings: *We had colonies, yes*
0:42 Him and Trump in it together. Nambia.
0:59 it should be "i'm just like denmark"
3:17 captain blastem is that you?
The last meme you reviewed is similar to my school report about the Mongol invasion of Japan
Fun fact:
*You didn't search for this.*
When you see people do the same comment and getting 2k likes.
Inquisitions are unexpected, especially Spanish
When I was at school they used to make me “eat” right handed, I would get kept in all lunch if I had my knife and fork the “left” way! And although they let me write left handed, they made me do it with a fountain pen so my hand would smudge my work, so then I had to write with my hand under the line so I didn’t smear it, which made my handwriting look worse, meaning they kept me in at lunch to re-write it all neater! Good times!
Australia did that uno reverse real quick.
Cha Cha Real smooth
Until Carlos III of Spain Bourbons used their Coat of Arms as flag. So it's not inaccurate, really.
'My Native American ancestry..' who are you, Elizabeth Warren?
Pocahontas
Denmark: Hey, look at this cool flag I made!
Everyone: You made this?... *I made this.*
The biggest tragedy of the Royal Guard of the Tsar firing on the civilians is that the Tsar wasn't at the palace and he had given them order to only fire if attacked. Which they were not.
3:11 OMG IS THAT A TF2 REFERENCE
1917 was an amazing film
2:00 if his home defense goes as well as the crusades, the robber will end up owning the house.
7:53 Great Elizabeth Warren impression
The second one was the flag of the Kingdom of Two Scillies, a union of Sicily and Naples.
drew with glasses is cuter than drew without glasses
Cant count your bread when youre dead, explains Ice Cube.
I'd love Drew Movie Reviews.
4:32 he called that baby yoda that's just yoda not baby yoda
Day 92 of asking Drew to start a discord server.
1917 was so good, definitely my favorite war/historical movie. I watched it with a couple friends, means a lot more if you already appreciate history
I've seen "1917" and it was absolutely phenomenal.
When ur so early that the first comments haven’t started
*impossible*
you mean they haven't loaded yet hmmmmmm.
It isnt rlly amazing but ok
Drew needs to see 1917 it’s a masterpiece of cinematography
7:50 In Australia, our Native american move is to keep the spider indoors. They eat flies and cockroaches.
Australia floods are like when you click the rain button and it’s lagging so you press it 20 times
0:29 Actually this was the flag of the kingdom of Two Sicilies (Kingdom of Naples after Napoleon)
That was the coat of arms of Spain
@@angelmatesmolan it was the coat of arms of the Bourbon's dynasty, which rule over both two sicilies and Spain, and also France.
@@ShadowMinnie is the coat of arms of (i belive) Phillip V of Spain, he was a Bourbon as you said but in Spain the shield of the royal family is diplayed in the center (blue back with 3 fleur de lis) wich doesn't mean that the king had control over France, is just his symbol
@@angelmatesmolan I said dynasty, this is the coat of arms of the dynasty which shows the duchies, counties, kingdoms etc. That the DYNASTY rule.
@@ShadowMinnie ah yes sorry.
8:18 in latin pounds is libra, so yeah lbs is short for pound. If you were a Spanish speaker like me u would know it, also italian aswell
Or a portuguese speaker. Libra
2:17
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@ryan kahler The USA didn't want pound abbreviated to be confused with the British pound so we used "Lbs" for the abbreviated version.
There is not as many fires as there were before the rain but there is still 56 watch and act level fires from the great diving range to the NSW border with south Aus and the NT
4:25 baby yoda?
BABY YODA?
What about the Drew attack on (the) Yoda
I dont know why I'm soooo happy to learn that Drew is left-handed, but Fun Fact:So am I :)
4:38
me : lives in france
also me : this is heaven