Answering the WORST QUESTIONS EVER (Would You Rather)
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- Опубліковано 10 гру 2019
- Let's see how impossible these questions are! Would you rather?
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_Relations with Canada has improved_
_New Jersey will remember that_
Canadian Pancakes
Not if it's been Hakai'd.
I will always remember
(I am from New Jersey) lol
I am from Jersey
chris botest bc niceeeee
I'd blood eagle all of the people who chose to remove Canada from the map. I'm from the UK and no one takes out Canada over stinking Jersey 🇨🇦🇬🇧
Sorry if I have offended anyone btw but I felt like I had to get my point across
Are we gonna ignore the fact that his username is drew's big D
Yes
Nice
Y e s
*_y e s_*
@@user-jq4ej7pf9o yes*
Drew: For some reason knows how long it takes to eat a moose.
Also Drew: Narwhal? What is this fantasy creature?
Lmao
Smiley
Everyone else: Joseph stalin, soviet iron man, bread fearer
Drew: *thicc daddy mustache man*
Africa or Antarctica? I’d live in Africa, my grandpa has been there and they have blessed rains
He has arrived, greet him
Its Kim jong-un!
The supreme leader has blessed us with his presence
Glorious Leader Kim Jong-un!
Did you bless the rains in Africa?
10:45
Actually most pirates didnt wear eye patches due to having lost an eye. They wore them so they could see inside the ship's dark hull by just flipping where the eye patch is
I was about to comment this, but scrolled comments instead, and found this.
You are very wise
im not a person of culture please explain
@lingyy damn, I thought this was some obscure show reference
Lol i commented this without seeing this
Drew: *Wants to live in Ancient Rome*
Drew: *Realizes the Romans had to create a word to describe the pain of Crucifixion*
I love how he said “I’m sorry guys” before insulting the entire state of New Jersey
He I insulted my entire country and didn’t say sorry🤣
I live in nj bruh
@@dumbfish604 I’m from Canada😬
I’m just glad I’m not from either Canada or New Jersey
“I don’t have a sister”, he never said anything about a brother
Thatreal Guy for real tho
OR a...
Lol init
SWEET ALABAMA
He never said anything about a step sister
I love how he doesn't care about his dad, just it would take to long to eat him
Lol yea 😂
Ha
yeah im sure u "love" that.
My people would eat their father in 20 seconds.
Hiya cousin!
3:45, slave in Egypt, they didn’t use slaves. Just well payed, well fed hard working workers. So you wouldn’t even be a slave there.
And if it was during the time of the pyramids, well. If you died whilst working on the pyramids you would be mummified and buried right next to the pyramid.
Egypt did have slaves but their work was basic like working in wealthy houses farming basic moving things
Fun fact: Shakespeare's dialect sounds more like Scottish, Irish, or Welsh.
Anything but english
As a Scottish person I morally object
Well it said dialouge, not dialect
OP is weird. I have a character in my D&D campaign speak with it and everyone calls him Semi-Scottish Crazy Man.
He was scottish
Genghis Khan had an absolutely horrific childhood and constantly struggled for survival when he began to build up his powerbase. That's why people chose Alexander the Great , all you have to do is stop at Persia and consolidate.
Alexander must have been like: Heyy let's just put down my phone and maybe take an easy walk to India lmao
@The Nova renaissance Being a popular prince as a child then drinking myself to death a few years later sounds pretty fun though... at least compared to the crap Genghis went through as a child.
Pratham Singh Gengis Khan had bitches
He died real early tho alexandrer and his wife and child was killed so I’d rather chose gengy
You're assuming people know anything about Genghis Khan.
“thicc daddy mustache man..”
-Drew
True words
Yes
Was I the only one that had my mind in the guter for that one
I mean... have you ever seen young Stalin?
10:35 Pirates wore an eyepatch to acquaint their eyes to the dark so that when they ran below deck they could switch the patch sides and use their night vision
Definitely ancient Greece, Athens was chill.
no it wasn't
@@jonathanchapman7216 it was it had democracy and the life was easy
5:18 *you get to do siblings*
Now I truly believe you are from Alabama
*OwO sibwngs?*
*?*
Sweet Home alabama
jujutsia0002 alabama is incest land
*seweeeeet home Alabama*
"thick daddy mustache" is how Drew describes Stalin
*great. Just GREAT*
You must be new around here
"Eating guacamole without salt is like kissing a man without a mustache". And boy stalin would be the saltiest guacamole.
Thick daddy mustache used other world leaders fecal matter to create physiological portraits of them, thick daddy feueies
Stalin is a perfect man . . . almost
@@rominite234 What do you mean "almost"?
Drew: "What's a narwhal?"
Me: *Shoots my self*
Same
"We're not France, so that's, I guess, positive"
Fun fact: If you were born in Sparta, you'd have like an 80% chance of being a slave called a "helot".
Spartans had so many slaves that they had to carry out yearly purges where they declared war on the Helots and purged them.
They would offer freedom to the Helots, and the ones who stepped forward to recieve it would disappear a few days later, never to be seen again. They likely killed them to weed out the strong-willed ones.
7:50 Drew, don't tell me that you forgot that Julius Caesar was in an affair with your Civ waifu Cleopatra.
8:39 that's like asking would you rather live with having a constant threat of total destruction anytime at your back or tokyo
Bruh the “Live in Africa for a year or Live in Antarctica for a year” is like so idk. I live in Africa and I have no problems, whoever made that up is probably living under a rock or smth 😂
“Lose your sense of smell completely”
Well since my smell is already limited to gasoline , mint, and vanilla I won’t be missing much
No problem, I almost don't feel any bad smell, but Idk, my schoolmates haven't sprayed themselves with AXE before bathing. YET.
@TheBoltMaster even if you lose most of your taste is better than the other one for sure
"Get hit by a bus" or "Watch a loved one get hit by a bus"
Drew: "This one's easy!"
Me: "So easy! Hit me!"
Drew: *sacrifices loved one*
Me: "Damn. That's cold."
Not really. Your life comes first.
Well what if it means your dog? You can interpret it like that and then it’s obvious you choose the dog
@@ushindimuna8040 that is A. A decently radical view and B. Doesnt apply to every situation
@@atrashlemon7735 well yeah not everything is black and white. Grey, it's grey.
But just the shade of grey resembling more towards ones own life.
@@ushindimuna8040 yeah, your life comes first, but, most parents love their kids more than their self and they would definetely die for their child. if u dont have kids then ok ur life comes first lol
Drew at 5:18 : SWEET HOME ALABAMA
8:39 getting badass is my perfect style since I always go guns blazing.
If you spend 7 years in a rough prison, you'll be used like a toaster every day.
People will put bread inside you to warm it up then eat it?
That's a good one lol.
your butt cheeks will be red
I LOLed when he said he just would wash.
Boy, you're too pretty to get out of that place unused.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
How does Drew not know of narwhals?
Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the ocean
Causing a commotion
Cause they are so awesome
Narwhals narwhals
Do not let them touch your balls
@@topnotchcoffee 😂
Drew: Knows what a centaur is
Also Drew: What the hell is a Narwhal?
Imagine reading histroybooks and seeing Drew Khan in there😅
5:19 "you get to do siblings right?"
Drew's alabama blood in action
yOu sIr HaVe goT an updOot🤓
Drew: "New jersey... That's a lot of people hmmm..."
Canada: "Dont mind me, I'm just a barren wasteland with 35 million eskimos and iglootowns"
I was thinkin u erase jersey those ppl can go to other states. But u pick canada the us is overpopulated like a mofo real quick and everyone is like thanks alot drew *very sarcastically*
Ikr, I'd NEVER erase Canada!! 😭
Also, why do we need New Jersey anyway?? We've got like 49 other states 😂😂
@@linda890 so yea, I agree completely lol
@@zer0kiryu960 and canada is were i go when im tired of the weather
@@linda890 u rite 😂😂
Drew: Yeah, is gonna erase New Jersey
Me watching in New Jersey: *HEAVY BREATHING*
Can you tell me how its like to live in water after it gets deleted?Just wondering..
Just saying, pirates had eyepatches so if they were fighting and they went belowdecks they had one eye that was used to the dark.
3:49 The pyramids were NOT built by slaves, but by paid workers, Drew get it together man or Mamlukian Australia will haunt you for ever!
Nick Philippou call em what you want, but I doubt they were getting paid. Probably indentured servants
@@Alex-fhsjfuuf How is that different? :D
Fabz World that just made no sense. You can still be a servant no matter what people you are
The slaves thing was China’s Great Wall, where they would be buried with the wall
TheT34Tank um yh indentured servants got fed too so that doesn’t prove anything
3:01 literally after he picked New Jersey I got an ad about Canada
The Canadians have spoken
@@aussieendeavor3679 Ya better not speak of this then buddy or we'll get you next, eh?
Sir Wolf EH
Wow
Omg lmao they r tryna disrespect my state
Give a speech to the whole nation.
In my mind: Does Micro Nations count?
People that voted "losing the sense smell" probably didn't realize that that would mean you'll never enjoy a meal for the rest of your life as all food would feel like eating dirt or paper. It's kind of counterintuitive, but our tongue just detects salt, sweet, acid, bitter and umami. The actual flavor of food comes from our sense of smell.
It's not really what they mean though...
That's not what it meant though
Would you rather:"2 of the biggest empires the world has ever known"
Me:*Crys in British*
I really don't know why they chose that tagline. The Macedon empire wasn't exceptionally vast
Big up boris my nan loves you bruv!
BORIS, MY MAN! Do not worry, they did not have any tugboats!
BORIS. U NO DO BREXIT. U GIB IRELAND NORN IRON. GIB NAO BORIS.
*pat pat*
fact: pyramids weren't build by slaves
another fact: Napoleon wasn't that small
Robin Panis, Also, Napoleon did not die of old age. He died of stomach ulcers at 51 years old.
@@karlhelmerich5709 My history teacher told my class, that it maybe was because of poison behind wallpapers in his house after banishing him on St Helen Island.
Yeah
technically...
He would be short today but was average height for his time
I'd have chosen eyepatch because you don't need to loose an eye, pirates wore them so when they boarded ships, they have one eye seeing darkness, so when they get under the deck, they can flip the eyepatch and have eyes accumulated to the dark.
Drew forgot the eyepatch night vision story where pirates cover one eye to keep their vision below decks good
I got erased off the map
“I don’t wanna go Mr. York”
Cameron Nikpour
Lmaooooo
yeah NJ is just NYs younger brother
Funny thing: they used an eyepatch so that they had one eye that got used to see in the dark, so that when they went downstairs in a ship, they could use that eye to see. Sorry for my english...
Writes everything perfectly: Sorry for my English
I forgive you for your bad english my good youtube person that I never seen before.
You wrote everything perfectly, no need to be sorry
The first time you used 'see' it should have been seeing but otherwise your English was perfect
I was actually about to post that, thanks for getting to it before me! Good to know others know this!
9:28 I wouldn't mind living in a place like the Seychelles!
I live in Africa.
Wouldnt mind livin in morroco or egypt
Someone: I’d rather be a Dino than a narwhal!
Also them: wait why am i in a museum?
Sometimes I forget that drew was born in Alabama. This video reminded me for some reason
Nathan King he looks Inbred
Drew: *Chooses to go to the Amazon jungle*
Drew 2 minutes into the Amazon jungle: "GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!"
I'm a celebrity get me out of here?
2:56 as a Canadian I am very happy
drew: two of the biggest empires British: am a joke to you?
10:30 no. pirates was wearing eye patches to have one eye always accustomed to the dark since it was so dark down in the cabin
This is actually likely to be untrue. The idea of pirates wearing eyepatches is mainly based on an Arabic pirate called Rahman Al Jalhami, who wore an eyepatch after losing his eye. Though it's somewhat plausible that pirates used eyepatches to adapt to darkness, at least in terms of practicality and effectiveness, there's no evidence that they actually did this historically.
I thought drew would choose Ancient Egypt because of his crush xD
Cleopatra
Did you know cleopatra was more inbred than any habsburg?
@Dimosthenis Karamparpas there were still greek aristocrats in many lands even after the ruling greek families weren't there anymore, and greece had still "nobles"
EDIT: made an anachronism.
Cleopatra didn’t live in the pyramid building ancient Egypt she lived in the Hellenistic kingdom of Egypt.
@@memebirk1095 in fact, the time between the giza pyramids and cleopatra is greater than between cleopatra and us
Live in the past or in the future is basically where my science fiction love stands against my history love.
Oh my god, I really can’t decide😂
you do know that the function of an eye patch is for when a pirate goes below deck after being in the sunlight, that they can just flip the eye patch to the other eye so they can see easier because the eye that had the eye patch on is already acustomed to the dark.
6:40 “I’m not hated except by everyone I’ve made fun of so far”
Whats so funny about that? 🤦🏼♂️
Because he’s literally made fun of everybody
"Would you rather erase canada off the map or new jersey" I'm really curious to know how ron swason(parks and rec) would answer that
Well I woudl erase Canada I LIVE IN NJ
@@dewittsilber6182 I would not care about NJ at all sorry.
The problem with some of these questions is that for example ancient greece had different city states such as Athens, Sparta, and Thebes.
"Have to sleep with tarantulas near your bed"
Aussies: What's so scary about that?
10:37 he says he has to lose his eye for an eyepatch even though they wore them so they could see better in the dark if they fought under the deck
BY THE WAY LOVE YOUR PROF PICK
Seems like drew isnt an expert on pirates
0:42
**USSR anthem starts playing **
if i become stalin i would invade the west and produced more nukes
1:50 me who hates my father: "wait does this mean I'd get away with the murder or-"
13:38 "We could be running around naked which maybe isn't a bad thing, now that i'm thinking about it" 😂😂😂
3:29 I'd be a slave in Egypt easily, I wouldn't be doing any heavy lifting I know that, leave the big stuff to the paid and skilled workers who enjoyed their job
You deserve to be a slave in egypt, with that ignorance. Yeah, being a slave is ez mode compared to the paid and skilled workers who enjoy their jobs and do all the hard work. :D
@@shorewall I didn't say I enjoyed my job, given it was largely dependent on the slave owner which meant treatment could vary
Just be a servant of a rich man.
I’m 99% sure that slaves in eygpt got buried alive with their masters when they died
or in the pyramids when the pharoahs dies
3:40 The pyramids were not built by slaves.
They were built by skilled, learned, hard working and not the least paid workers. Workers there were provided housing, food and drink and an above average payment. Though you probably were more likely to die on construction of the pyramids than on „regular” construction sites.
However workers who died during construction were burried beside the pyramids.
15:10 ayyy I caught that Spongebob reference XD
14:00
nobody:
drew: they goin down idgaf
"Give a speech to the whole nation."
*Boost party popularity*
2:45 cause you know, what’s a couple igloos melting?
Me: also 36 million people
*Solves o v e r p o p u l a t i o n*
@@Cat-cj6oj California has more people than the entirety of Canada. we're just trying to live our lives. please
if New Jersey vanished the world not change that much if Canada vanished all that land just disappering would completly destroy the world as the atmospheric pressure drops by a fair bit
Centaur: *exists*
Drew: wouldn’t that make you sanataar
Over worked in a cramped factory? I’ve been doing that for years already😂😂
7:14 “There would be tongue”
*A LOT OF IT*
5:22 hes alabanian side took control for a moment
@lololz Alabama cuz he is from Alabama US
14:00 They aren't nice, they're a lot of weebs that want to get isekai'd
'I don't have a sister, i' ve talked about this before'
Okay...doesn't sound strange or anything that you've had to bring that up before 😂
Would you rather choose the location of the next Pokémon game,
or
Always know where Waldo is Hiding?
Pokemon Location ^^
where tf is waldo
“We could be running around naked, which maybe isn’t that bad.”
-Drew Durnil
3:02 "My fellow Americans, we shall partake in a small amount of trolling."
5:17 "You get to do siblings right?" **realizes what he just said** "Why did i think that?"
It's just the 'born in Alabama' Drew speaking.
Drew: makes video
UA-cam: i have a feeling something should be demonitized
Drew: *picks "dissapoint everyone" as an option on another question*
Drew like 2 questions after: Whats a narwhal?
Would you rather is becoming real.
Fun fact1 : slaves didn’t build the pyramids
Funk fact2 : pirates didn’t always where eyepatchs because they had lost an eye but sometimes did it to adjust their eyes to the darkness below deck
1:25 "Be an explorer of the deep sea in a submarine" welllll....
Drew dodged a bullet with that one.
Aged horribly
Eyepatch wasnt always used foe losing an eye, sometimes they were used to go below deck and have one eye accustomed to darkness. That might be a myth though I've never seen evidence of it, but it makes sense to me.
Yeah
This was proven true by The Mythbusters
Drew: “Ohh don’t know about picking the future it might be fire and all that stuff...” Me in May 2020: Wtf...this can only get worse.
Agreed
Fun Fact: Napolean didn't have a French accent. He had a Corcecan accent, which is closer to Italian
9:18 use perfume or wear hazmat suits 🤣
10:06 im already living near it
Me: Don’t touch it Don’t touch it Don’t touch it
Drew: *erases New Jersey *
Me: :(
Being from NJ I have been disappointed lol
Same everyone stereotypes all of NJ from the North
Oof I agree this was me bc I am from New Jersey
Canada beatiful but new jersey too he dont know about new jersey so he voted it
It’s a State versus a huge country, it just makes sense
3:31 this is a common myth. In Ancient Egypt they didn’t use slaves to build the pyramids. People would volunteer to help, and were paid in food, water and shelter. The workers were even buried next to the pyramids when they died
they did built them bro
@@sarlsane who built them
@@jackshipman9294 the slaves built them
@@sarlsane no.... they didn’t
@@jackshipman9294 then who did
8:20 I would choose horse in city and name it juan and live on my balcony!
10:30 they used eyepatches so they could see down deck if they needed to fight in the dark cuz then ur one eye can see really good so u would prob be alive after the fight they did not do it cuz they lost an eye
At 14:00 Drew's literally throwing his loved ones under the bus
When the pirates who actually wore eye patches only did it for the night vision
Fun fact:most pirates didn’t lose their eye but they wore an eyepatch so when pirate fights go below deck they took of the eyepatch and they see better.
The eye patch was also to help adjust to the difference in light above and below deck by switching which eye was covered
"My loved ones? They're going down" i lol'd
10:32 Wearing an eyepatch would be the better option, considering it has to do with pirates and there is nothing in the description saying you need to lose an eye. Pirates actually wore an eyepatch as a form of night vision. When raiding a boat, bellow deck was often dark, so when they went down, they would move the eyepatch to the opposite eye, and because that eye was adjusted to the dark, they would be able to fight regularly.
"Villain! I've done thy mother!"
You'd still be able to use that banger of an insult if you only spoke in Shakespeare
Give a speech to the whole nation or sleep with tarantulas
The guy who lives in Vatican City: easy, the first one