I read Shane Dawson's Book so you don't have to
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- Опубліковано 1 вер 2020
- today i, kwite, reviewed shane dawson's book, what a journey
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correction: shane dawson is apparently not gay, but bi
Man you only have 10 likes on your own channel and on your own comment.
@@crackle317 that's okay. It's only been an hour and the video was posted a week ago.
I’m just saying it’s weird that none of the viewers are trying to interact with him as a UA-camr, I’m not trying to spread hate. I do see your point, though.
I wish you'd stop popping up in my recommendations. You kinda look like my ex and it makes me sad.
Ree Ree you having to point that to hurt him is just sad
Honestly, we gotta give Shane Dawson props for getting a bunch of commentators to read a novel
This is weird
True. I respect the hustle
Lol
-snaps fingers- My man
i didn’t even know u or kwite could read shits crazy
Ok but can we all agree that 'I hate myselfie' seriously sounds like an edgy teen writing their first book?
Or like a movie made by boomers about how the internet is bad
Bruh, I write better than that.
KitKit how old was he when he wrote it, do you know? I thought he was an adult but tbh I’m not sure on that
I’m an edgy teen writing my 100th book (when I was like 3 I would tell my mom what I wanted to write and she wrote it for me cause I didn’t know how to write yet) and I’m writing a book called I Hate Myself: a guide for the depressed kids
666 Demons I can’t wait for you to get older and then cringe when you’re reading that that book
Did not think the feeling of “dried piss” was going to be described to me today but. Okay.
Well, when life gives you lemons that look, smell, and feel like dried piss. 🤷♀️
As a housekeeper I know exactly what he’s talking about 😔
Rhin Co Drawn that is incredibly unfortunate
I read this before watching the video, so I assumed that the book had described it-
im still at the beginning of the video but thanks for letting me know my expectations were waaaay too high
Pretty sure "I hate myself" was a poem I wrote in middle school when I was 13 when I was trying way too hard to be "deep"
Proof Shane Dawson is innocent: ua-cam.com/video/eFYe4K-XG1M/v-deo.html
Bad B!tch Subliminals He’s not innocent and no one’s clicking your link.
@@mayathedreamgirl1357 pretty sure it's just a troll. The link goes to Clown music
I’m sure we all had that phase in middle school. (Mine unfortunately was longer then it should have been)
@@JK-vq5me i went through several phases in elementary, including that one. it was horrible.
after hearing about this book, i hate myselfie even more than humanly possible
Kokichi pfp 😍😍😍🤗🤗🥰🤑☺
I see what you did and I honestly agree
U mean book or ones self 👁👄👁
huh
hnnnnnffff danganronpa
This is obviously fake we all know kwite cant read past a 3rd grade reading level
That's all you need to read Shane's material
Neither can Shane
I mean he IS a hoodie
shane writes at kindergarten level✨
Yukki Kyouka kindergartners don’t even know what spaces are yet. Little rats smash them words together. Smh why are children not smart...
Shane makes himself out to have been shy and insecure in high school. His conversation with his teacher reads like a that happened submission to reddit. And absolutely out of character for what he said he was like.
Mei Stone he was probably more comfortable around “safe adults” than teenagers. Teenagers are mean. But that is *if* the dialogue actually happened
don’t forget, he’s an empath. He pretends to be someone he’s not to paper over the fact that he’s done more blackface than makeup tutorials. Anyway Shane’s a shy, empathetic and introverted (30+) kid, just like you! Buy his merch and films, ignore the child p*** he admitted he looks at. Check out DeAngelo’s video on Shane, it’s really good.
@@jamiel6005 Also ignore all the not-so-hidden beastiality with his cat
@@jamiel6005 Do you think he'll ever get online again? Has he posted anywhere? From what I know he has just disappeared.
@@aricraig4488 You think he'll ever come back though?
Can't count but luckily our favourite hoodie has the ability to read🙌
No he got somebody else to read it for him?? We all know he cant read 😾🙈
Count? I can't even understand what the "alphabet" is. Okay guys seriously what is it.
@@Thereiamnt. oh darn you right
@@Equa11ysurl Okay so you know this thing called 'speech' right? It's basically constantly making a remix of said alphabet
Speech? I thought that was a type of drug.
Yes I too am literate and highly educated, I think arson to a written work is wrong. But in this case, lmao blaze it
Just a dash of totalitarianism
I have a high amount of knowledge of the world and i must proclaim setting a written experience ablaze is a disrespectful action towards the author. Though i must express in this case "haha smoke it like weed"
@@randomdude6376 pls don't. Weed gives you a sense of euphoria. As a bibliophile. I feel insulted talking about burning a book. But for this book. I feel it's better be put into use as a butt wipe.
@@Felidae-felicis I also don't recommend this, for it will be an insult for your ass.
@@Crafty_cupid6318 don't worry. I use a bidet to clean it. I like my bum to be squeaky clean without any blemishes. Therefore I won't let something as dirty as this to tarnish it.😊
kwite talks not only with his hands, but with his eyebrows.
I think it's just that Ethan guy under mask 😂😂😂 their eyebrows move the same and they have a similar voice and their hand gestures are similar.
Wait, really? I thought he was a telepath.
😂😂😂😂
I mean he kinda has to cuz like,,,,,,, what else is he gonna do lul
face? whats that-
take a bite out of a raw pickle?? as opposed to what, a cooked pickle? is a raw pickle just a cucumber, if pickling is considered cooking ?
Like the pickles in burgers maybe, instead of straight from the jar
@@bonniefazbear1987 perhaps.
I don't know, a cooked pickle sounds pretty good
Raw pickles are just pickles. You don’t “cook” cucumbers into pickles. You pickle them.
Favorite comment ever
Kwite, you should write your own book. I’d honestly read it.
The Tale of a Legless Hoodie✨
Kwite: of hoodies and children
“I read my own book so you don’t have to”
strawberi shortcak3 yes
a fantasy action adventure book about kwite
ive never gotten to get any youtuber merch before but i would definitely try to force my parents into letting me buy that
ᴀxᴏʟᴏᴛʟʙᴏɪs genuinely going to draw fanart of that concept- thank you for the idea
When he changes his hoodie, is he shedding his old skin?
He never changes his hoodie. If he’s wearing oh of a different color for one with different words, that’s just his skin changing colors based off of multiple factors
Hoodiemeleon
chamedie
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no, he’s changing his weave
I'm gonna nitpick: he's not gay, he's bi.
what who yep! but is bi :D
Doesn't he say he's legit jealous that he was never mol/sted as a child in it
....cause uh
he shouldve thought about that before he went and claimed that he was if that's the case
Mimi wait, WHAT?
Oh shit he did-
@@maejpeg YALL DIDN'T KNOW???
Mimi where can we find this!?!
Chris Paez Making that sort of joke isn’t okay, especially when he’s got such a young audience. Believe it or not, there are kids who still look up to him and he’s setting a really bad example.
youtuber: *hits like 3m subs*
youtuber: "gotta write a book now, i guess"
He was talking about how the jokes made interrupted the flow of the stories, then promptly made a joke about semen clogging up the plumbing and a didn't hear the next few sentences because of it.
Same that kind of threw me off💀
I think he did it on purpose to mock the book
In regards to Shane not knowing he was gay, he isn’t gay. Shane has stated he is Bisexual, although I get ur point
Here’s a summary of Shane Dawson’s book for you:
“Grandma: *Is dead*”
“Shane: I will always remember you.”
“Shane: But not your stinky shi-“
*that’s LITERALLY his writing. Like a script- it’s so stupidly “entertaining.”*
Wow
Wow
Wow
Wow
Wow
Day 22 of writing my diary in kwite’s videos
: today I played Minecraft on my switch and I found six diamonds and almost immediately lost them.
Ow
whatd you make with the diamonds
#1 big time rush fan yea
I am gonna read all of Kwites comments just to keep up with you.
F
This book could probably be used as evidence in a courtroom someday
Like OJ's workout video?
@@juicebox7372 Hahah, yeah. Exactly like that
I read this when it came out and honestly liked it. As a cynical fat kid, it helped me ease up a bit. Looking back, it wasnt great but I appreciate what it did for me in the past.
thats kinda sweet. hope youre better now emotionally :)
@@skittles-rg4qj
I feel like that last sentence describes Shane perfectly.
Used to be a fat cynical kid, just eat less and run for 30 minutes a day and you’ll be a fit cynical kid
Yeah, that’s honestly Fair
"Go take a bite out of a raw pickle"
Y-you mean... you mean a cucumber? That's a cucumber.
how is it that 25 people dont know that a pickle IS a cucumber
I’m not a fan of shane, so I have no reason to be interested in the book anyways, but I just can’t take him and his book seriously. It’s so obvious it’s targeted towards edgy teens. Which is basically his entire audience. Even if shane truly is going through shit, which I don’t doubt, he as an adult should know better ways to treat it.
I agree if he was to release it rn but it was quite awhile ago where his audience was made up of edgy teens
The only depressed person i will ever watch is
No-one
I ain't looling at that shite
im an edgy teen and i feel offended 😾
Father I'm sorry I am kinda late. I was doing my homework for this pathetic online school 😤👏
daddy*
g a b y o h n o. 😿
*daddy
Oof I feel bad that you gotta do online school. It’s the worst.
I don't know if I am going to have online school.
But I think I can't handle it a entire school year of online school.
My sanity couldn't even handle 3 months.
Im
Going
To
Die
“I felt insecure so I clicked off.” Me after every workout website but don’t worry I have Mondo :). Edit: I am loving these comments so much. Edit: I sort of fixed it I guess.
Same lol
Also Chihiro why did Mondo have to kill you-
Workout websites are dum, always do what's best for you!
Also my partner lovess chihiro :3 so hi!!
Chihiro 🥺
So ReLaTaBle r/notlikeothergirls
Kenzie Leigh// how dare you disrespect Chihiro smh. Chihiro is a boy. 😔 and chihiro is dead.
At first I was going to comment saying that I was super shocked that you now have over a million subscribers, but after watching the video I realized you’ve really stepped up your content since the last time I’ve stopped by your channel. 👍
Video gets uploaded
Bots: It’s free real estate
Ikr
Its the "😂" emoji for me
Lol I reported this comment
@More Dead than Dead it said owner
why the laughing emoji😂
LMAO I BOUGHT THIS BOOK FOR MY FRIEND LAST CHRISTMAS AND HE WAS SO EXCITED BC HE LOVED SHANE BUT AFTER THE DRAMA WE BURNED IT BAHHAHA
A friend of mine loved Shane and I found him enjoyable too so he got me that book 😭
I've since thrown it away but I still feel terrible for doing so since it was a gift
It’s a word that has to do with his most recent controversy.
Do you know... how little that narrows it down?
😆😆
Ngl i thought it was about the blackface and racism until he specified
i thought it was about the cat
Yeah I was thinking his cat
You've been prepared for a pandemic all your life with that mask and glasses trademark look lol
When you’re so early the only comment is a mr beast spambot
Ikr
S A M E !
yes
true asf
Relatable
“This has spoilers.”
*Oh shiver-me-timbers*
I had to stop and mentally prepare myself after he said that
NOOO I WANTED TO READ ABOUT HIS DEAD GRANDMA😔😔 /j
"it is the general subject matter of shanes most recent controversy" which one ? the racism, pedophelia, or the transphobia ? :D the internet is tiring
... transphobia? he's transphobic too? man wtf there's more???
Blue Magic he said the t slur
I do not condone transphobia AT ALL. They deserve love and life in peace but would you mind telling me what the t slur is? No offense is intended it’s fine if you can’t.
Zeianaire Diamond the t word is “tranny”
Magical Table thanks and I know never to use it
Hey, I'm pretty sure he's bi? Don't get me wrong, I hate the guy, but that's a pet peeve I have
There shouldn't be question mark there?
same
Exactly
Yes! us bisexuals always get called gay or straight. nah we’re bi
Yeah, he is
After this you should review one of the many cringy things gabby hannah has done.
this is not allison yessss the poetry
I’m so sorry you had to blind yourself like that for us king✨
Imagine if he just read the name of the book and said: "Yeah, I hate them too."
Plot twist: hoodie-man can't read, he paid shane to read it for him
Okay last time I was this early, I had friends.
That is to say, never.
Also if this video doesn’t end with the book being burnt, I will be dissapointed.
Proof Shane Dawson is innocent: ua-cam.com/video/eFYe4K-XG1M/v-deo.html
mm haven’t even finished the video and i’m abt to vomit just hearing shane’s name, i can’t imagine how kwite felt
Jackets don’t vomit
@@CameronKujo I love how like, concerned this sounds,.
Man, you wearing that mask really aged like wine.
i dont get it
@@localizeds
Hi, Too Many Eyes Joe here to explain the joke
The joke here is that Kwite has worn a mask for a long time before the Covid-19 pandemic, now that the pandemic has occurred, it is necessary for everyone to wear a mask when going in public. The "aged like wine" part is referring to how wine gets better tasting over time, or aging. This is the opposite of the phrase "aged like milk" which refers to how milk gets worse over time.
So he hates himself because his grandma died or that he danced with his teacher?
senpai kwite: postes
scam bot: *its my time to shine*
He should make this a thing. I’m thinkin, “Book talks with Kwite.”
audio book
"I can smell the stench of my job reeking of this book"
"JOTARO" "DIO"
Guzma’s Wife
Stop
@@CameronKujo hmmm yes 4 diffrent jojo characters in a comment section
4 views, 673 likes
“Ahhh, the negotiator”
Hello there!
A fellow Zelda fan
@@TDawg7178 General Kenobi.
"the transition from smooth to rough is not fun."
- shane dawson about his career, probs
#shankdawson
“Take a bite out of a raw pickle , vegetables are good for you “ . I had a stroke hearing that
I hate to be one of those people but... I read this right as he said it
I'm so happy that Kwite learned to read just to dunk on this book
Fun fact I have this book but I never payed for it, I stole it form my middle schools lost and found. (Tbh it’s kinda beat up)
lol
It probably wasn't lost. They probably just abandoned it after the first few pages
@@anastasiao4036 BSBSJSB
AliveGhost Breaking news: Shane Dawson burned alive by my UA-cam account
did you burn it?
Damn “Shane Dawson, UA-camr” *proceeds to show a picture of a trash bin*
imagine going to prom
-class of 2020
Yo cool video, I’m so glad I found this small channel, congrats on 5.7k views it’s probably your most popular, cant wait to see you blow up
“I hate myselfie” straight out of life is strange bro😳
Lmao literally
I loved that game lol
You remember that game too😳
when recommended is faster than notification
What a lovely username
@@skittles-rg4qj well thank you
This whole time I thought it was called “I hate myself” 😬
Proof Shane Dawson is innocent: ua-cam.com/video/eFYe4K-XG1M/v-deo.html
Same here tho.
"he didnt know he was gay yet" he isnt gay, hes bisexual, just like imallexx
thank you for telling me an example of a bisexual person, i have never seen a bisexual person in my entire life.
I wrote this comment so you don’t have to
Thank you
You're a real life saver
Ye you are
Fanks
Thank
he be taking bullets for the whole internet
New York Best Seller on anything and everything nowadays
He’s had several books, that are also all pulled from shelves
Kwite manages to look really cool while also hiding his face from the camera and I respect that.
“I don’t want to say, but it’s the same thing as Shane’s most recent controversy”
That narrows it down approximately 0%
You should read dan and Phil's ”this book is not on fire”. It's not bad but I just want you to read it
Saw Optimus mention you in a video. I was not disappointed. Love finding new channels off others i already fw
Title sounds suspiciously like Kappa’s:
“I read Onision’s book so you don’t have to”
EcksDee I think that was the point
Proof Shane Dawson is innocent: ua-cam.com/video/eFYe4K-XG1M/v-deo.html
@@broadwayslimetutorials8479 PFFFT, really though: ua-cam.com/video/2tuF8HmIiNk/v-deo.html
Thank you! Now I don’t have to hate myself for reading it!
why don’t you have 75k subs
miguelupz I didnt say I did, did I?
Nugget?
MilkLuci. Nugget is present!
@@imakebadvideos Nugget you will always be my favorite.
I’m lucky that when going to Barnes and Nobles one time-searching for one of Shane’s books, that I left with Dan and Phil’s book instead 😌
yeah 😀👍❤️
You have over one mil, congrats!
Been here since 650,00 subs
You're such a great creator kwite, i have enjoyed watching your content for a while now. I think you're really funny and creative and sincerely, has inspired alot of content on my own channel.
Thank you
The bots got here before me 😔💔
the dream smp trailer was and is still , POGCHAMP SADISTS ART IS SO GOOD OMLL
Negative Non-star ikr! It’s so amazing that my little brother even asks to watch it, and he doesn’t even watch Dream lol
heart ❤️ been 😟 broke 💔 so many 🖇times 🕰
used to be a big fan of shane so i already have both of his books and uh… don’t let him write books anymore… they’re awful…
did you burn it? asking for a friend.
omg great idea
Slumped to standing killed me first video I've ever seen of you and instantly hit that follow 😂
Karen’s say they can’t breath wearing a mask, this hoodie makes all his videos wearing em goddamn
youtube really out here saying 1 view, 414 likes, and 142 comments.
Do you like Cars and cats
@@anttheman2332 karkalicious
Proof Shane Dawson is innocent: ua-cam.com/video/eFYe4K-XG1M/v-deo.html
@@broadwayslimetutorials8479 ain't nobody watching that
in middle school, there was a girl who had the book and she would carry it to every class to flex on everyone.
Where has this channel been all my life???
I watched one video and subscribed, and all three videos I watched so far I audible laughed. This guy is amazing
When I was a young kid and watched his vids I always felt weird about him claiming to be fat. Like him being fat (he isn’t) made me obese. And I don’t like being skinny, or not “fat”. It makes me feel like I’m a twig that’ll break if I’m high fived. But I’m not obese. Yet kids I knew at school who also watched him learned that Shane was “fat”, thus anyone heavier than him was obese and that brought along the verbal harassment. Just another way he negatively impacted the kids that watched him.
The sacrifice he makes to protect us, only god can give him this strenght
I read both of Shane’s books. It Gets Worse had more of the ‘personal’ stories.
That echo in the background is amazing
If kwite was my English teacher I would always pay attention
Homies wearing a hoodie and a mask homie must be sweating balls
Finally, I found this glorious comment
Kwite was prepared for the pandemic two years before any of us
Can we just appreciate kwite being COVID ready for forever
This channel is the thing that cheers me up after a hard and sad day
Thank you for taking a hit for the hommies 🥺
Me: *reads the tittle*
Me: “How noble of you.”
You deserve more subscribers! You're so funny!! :))
Omg thank you I’ve been wanting this since it came out but everyone was just talking good about it at the time lol
“The transition from smooth to rough” 😏
nice pfp
frattata 4 thanks, fits the username
Proof Shane Dawson is innocent: ua-cam.com/video/eFYe4K-XG1M/v-deo.html
@@broadwayslimetutorials8479 nobody caressssss
I had this book when I was 11 and read every page of it.
I’m indestructible.
I enjoy how you point out the whole book in relation to each part - in essay collections there are few exceptions to the rule: the whole is the sum of its parts. ALSO I’m a (legit and no where near as famous) writer and I love your take on this. Inspirational 👌🏻
it's a good day when inabber and kwite upload at the same time
Ok so, I own this book. I saw it in a store when I was twelve and thought "oh shit a UA-camr book" and bought it based solely on it was written by a UA-camr. I wasn't even a fan of Shane. Legit only thing I remember is the chapter on astral projection, I thought it was really fucking wild but looking back it was just Baby's First Real True Paranormal Story.
7:54 why am i literally 12 and know exactly what the censored word was
wait.
@Nicolasa f
Im so used to kwites background being the box that his freedom looks like a greenscreen
Yes!!! Please review the other book too! This was fabulous to watch 😂