Never Wear This To Court!
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- Опубліковано 21 сер 2024
- Never Do This To A Judge! Have you ever wondered what to wear to court? Well, wonder no more! In this video I share with you the outfits that will likely make a judge or jury look unfavorably upon you. So make sure you never show up in court wearing this! Subscribe to @LawByMike for more tips!
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Thanks for helping me win my next court case 🙏🙏
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What happens if you wear electronic headphones for therapeutic reasons? Real question, I have autism, and my headphones help me regulate myself
Well apparently justice isn't blind 🙄 Such stupid prejudices. The law should be executed exactly the same way for everyone, regardless of attire
"your honor, my client is innocent. how could he have burned down that orphanage if hes so fucking iced out? look at him, hes dripping head to toe."
💀💀
literally me
"Your honor, my client is innocent. How could he have committed hate crimes if he enjoyed doing them?" 💀
@@fahimmiah9280 "your honor, how could he have commited manslaughter if the man he killed wasnt laughing?"
@@CatmunistCom "your honor, if you are what you eat, then my client is an innocent man"
Bro really said "WHAT ARE THOOOOOSSSSEEE" in court 💀
“i invoke the fi-
wait wrong comment
@@coolcatcastle8 i invoke the fifth 🤚
@@elizodinpuii9808 “i invoke the second”
@@coolcatcastle8 "i invoke the third"
"sir, this is North Korea-"
“These sir, are your three life sentences.”
"your honor my client pleads oopsie daisy"💀
Russian badger
lmfao
Relatable 🗿
😂😂
We must make sure you do not appear here again, BAILIFF WHACK HIS PEEPEE
"What are you in for?"
"I didnt wear dress shoes to court."
"Arent you homeless?"
US laws are often made in such a way that they intentionally disproportionately convict homeless, disabled, mentally ill, and neurodivergent people.
“Are those sunglasses medically prescribed”
“I invoke the 5th”
W tactic
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤐
@@upchessbyabzolutego invoke the fifth
Thats a good idea
At trial, an individual may “invoke the Fifth” by declining to testify in their own defense, and the prosecution may not comment on such a decision. Moreover, a jury is prohibited from drawing an adverse inference. The protections enshrined in the Fifth Amendment apply to the states through the Fourteenth Amendmen
“Your honor, in the defense of my client he is dripped the fuck out” 🥶
"My apologies your honor
I had to stop and take a look at the absolute fucking swagger that my client was blinging with".
Holy fucking likes lmao
lol
Goofy comment 💀
Court in 2063
If any of these ruins your court case, file for judicial malpractice and misconduct.
It's about the case, not your attire.
Wonder how far it would go because often when you call out a conditioned bias it’s swept under the rug.
Theyre assholes not dumb.
Usually this is just enough for them to look at you in a negative light.
They arent typically dumb enough to put this kinda stuff on paper.
Yeah, that's the least important systemic issue with the justice system...
Majority of them have dirt that they’d hate to come to light🤷♂️
You truly live in a fairytale
“How do you plead?”
“My client pleads WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE”
Instructions unclear: I now have brought sunglasses, hats and my running shoes. The judge says I look fresh as hell rn.
Lmao
But… the instructions were clear…
@@heyyou9137🗿
Damn I didn't know the judge was that chill 🥶
@@dogiy1775fr
That “shalom” killed me for some reason
*שלום
@@alonnikolaevich4961same thing bruh
It mean hello
@@alonnikolaevich4961is same thing just transliterated to Latin alphabet
@@fudgethedog man i know i just let people learn
"Bailiff, whack his pee pee!"
- Judge Judy
That’s instantly what I thought too 😂
*whoop whop* AHHHH
"AUGGHHH!!!"
-Guy
Cheech and Chong skit decades ago.
"We must make sure you never appea in this court again."
"BAILIFF! WACK HIS PP!"
What the fuck
imagine your lawyer straight up telling you “WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE”
How to win court case.(REAL)
1. Sue some random ass Karen
2. Wear drip to court
3. Profit
@@gecko2d25. buy rifle
@@wevefriendsno
"Your honour, the jury is biased towards my lack of expensive shoes"
I agree this standard is stupid and wish people could generally get past seeing someone purely based on judgements of how they dress the point he's trying to make is more important. It's nothing to with the judge really, it's a simple fact that people in the jury will look down on you for looking messy.
Dress shoes are hardly expensive though so it's hard to take your argument seriously. You can easily get a pair as cheap as any other shoe today. They don't need to look like expensive ones to look good.
Funnily enough that would be me. Hat, treds, hoodie, the full thing, aint no judge tellin me what to wear. Stay Awesome!
@@Cdaragorni wouldnt wear a suit neither in cort nor at work so yeah. lol
Plus if the jury thinks im disrespecting them with my attire then they don't want to see me truely being disrespectful XD
@@Cdaragorn its expensive if you only year them ones every few years.
like I gladly pay 100 for a good pair of everyday shoes.
100+ for a pair of dress shoes I will wear ones... nope.
same whit suit I have worn a suit ones in the last 5+ years and I borrowed that suit from someone and I still wore black jeans because there was no suit pants that fitted me I could borrow.
IF court wants a requirements for what to wear ether they have to borrow a suit and offer a free haircut or accept that people might show up in ripped dirty cloth because that is what they have.
@@CdaragornBro I swear they can say anything and it goes, they dont even make god laws. Also I feel if you work in law and you commit a crime you receive double the sentence.
“A hat in quart, so disrespectful” every school be like:
I have Light Sensitivity/Photophobia and sometimes I get a random burning pain in my eyes whenever I happen to be in a bright environment, I don’t have medically prescribed sunglasses but it is helpful for me to wear them.
I have the same thing, I reckon that you could simply state having photophobia as the reason for wearing them in court.
Ah yes, an average court case. “WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE!?”
Dead meme for real 💀
*sigh* i hate it. Glad its dead
Because of you I'm wanting to become a lawyer.
You know lawyer is not just defending clients in court. You mostly work with documents, from your cabinet.
Same
Wanna be my lawyer?
I wanted to be a lawyer already, but this is just furthering that. And to be specific I want to be a family lawyer (helps with adoption and stuff)
@@proximacentauri3342 oh yeah I know
Hot take: the only factors which should affect your outcome in court are the evidence against you and any testimony under oath. Not the way you look or behave. I wouldn't think a judge could rule against you because "I don't like you"
yeah but judges are petty little tyrants that like to flex their power over you, just like everyone in government. I mostly agree, your clothes shouldn't matter. But your behavior could indicate patterns in your life. If you act like a degenerate in the courtroom, you'll establish that you're probably capable of whatever they're charging you for.
So why don’t we be naked?
That common a common take, but how you present yourself is more important during a trial than another situation in life.
@@Lucifez6160 I say "Hot take" to obviously simple and reasonable takes as a joke... Because people are stupid and/or bat shit crazy.
The justice system should seek justice for the crime being investigated, not for a person's bad attitude or apparel. If that is of concern, then the government should pay to dress up all parties involved. People already spend too much on legal fees.
TIL, if I'm ever accused of a crime I'm going to prison because the only shoes that fit by weird-ass feet and don't cost a fortune are one certain brand of track shoes.
And my feet hurt in anything other than running shoes, so I wear them everywhere
The way the judge was just like “shalom”
Yeah it means hello in Hebrew which is the language spoken in Israel
Bro literally said it just like a sim
As a citizen of Israel i definitely approve that i get a lot of: "Oh, you are Jewish? Shalom."
@@Sentient-cassette-playerIf I remember correctly, Simlish is actually based on Hebrew among other languages.
@@ShinyDiversitysame lol
In egypt they also said whats up or in hebrew מה שלומך
"WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE" had me rolling 😂😂😂
"WHAT'RE THOSEEEE?!"
"Ded meme.."
I wish it wasn't 😭
Mike really has his own metaverse💀
“Your honor, if my client was guilty, why would he swear on his mama.”
How did blud do this?
“He didn’t do anything wrong”
Aint no way he just said hes blocking out the haters💀
My mum wore croc sliders to court because her feet were hurting in her heels and she still won the case
I mean he exaggerates for dramatic effect. Its not like not wearing the proper shoes will immediately ruin your case. But if something is unclear or the judge has discression, how you present yourself can matter a lot. Especially sentencing, if you are found guilty
@@justhair17 oh right
“Bayliff, WHACK HIS PP”-judge judy
This is probably why I was dismissed from jury duty, I don't own dress shoes or formal attire of any kind.
same but worse for me; most shoes are incompatible with my malformed feet nor my prosthesis and I can't afford most shoes that would fit anyway.
I wore sweatpants, a hoodie, and athletic shoes to my jury summons and I was selected.
@@Danlight1911 Huh, guess It's just random for some then.
You probably won’t be dismissed from jury duty over attire. Far more likely you were dismissed for another reason, as even gender or your general perception will get them to strike you.
@@ryanrzjr I was also visibly uncomfortable and sweating in an air conditioned courtroom, so that could have been it.
“Bailiff whack his pp!”
someone recognized it :D
Fr
Ha just accidentally stole ur meme
FUCKING KNEW IT!
**johnny test sfx intesifies**
"are those medically prescribed?"
"your honor, I believe that information would be protected under HIPPA"
100% not what HIPPA is
@@zareien2290 woosh
You're not gonna stop me from wearing my tennis shoes broski lol
“ he just called the judge a hater!” Got me 😂😂😂
“Your honor, this mf too broke to dress nice”
“Your honor, my client pleads nuh uh.”
100% what I'm thinking lmao
He a runner he a trackstar😂😂love the vids i would say this is my fav video❤❤
*"Your honor,my client is simply built different and has that dawg in him."*
"Your honor, he did rob that Jewelry Shop, but *damn* he's fresh"
“Bailiff, whack his pp!”
Atleast someone did it 😂😂😂😂
Ay some gets it
So g ay 😮
@@702codybro is afraid of saying gay
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT SPECIFICALLY
I like how this gives lessons to the new culture of this new gen.
"Oohhh No Wayyy"😢😭😭😭😭💀☠
My ass be wearing black sweats, white tee and slides, the judge don't give af
Dudes wearing slides are sus as fuck. You probably flip chairs over and sit on the legs too. Definitely a British cigarette.
@@frankreynolds3007goddamn
The judge doesn't give af because they know you're not winning.
@@Delightfully_Bitchylmfao
@@frankreynolds3007lmaoo
If you're judged off of your attire in court. Then justice is not blind. I have an opinion that the court system is broken and needs to be rewritten from the ground up. I am actively going to start a petition for this.
They judge off of it because you're supposed to take it seriously. These things that were shown just shows you're not taking it seriously enough
@@jayharv285 Who is to say what dress attire is proper or not proper? Maybe it's proper to me. Or what if someone cannot afford 'proper' attire?
It's bullshit.
@@dukedase7 well guess what? It's the court that decides what is proper for them. Deal with it.
@@jayharv285 The court doesn't decide, the government does not have the right to dictate your fashion. Also, fuck outta here anime profile picture havin ass weeb
@@jayharv285Because clothes define whether or not you take something "seriously". Some of the worst folks i've met wear suits, dress "smart" and completely disrespect service workers. On the other hand, one of the sweetest girls i've known had a whole dual dragon tattoo on her entire left arm. On another note, i'm fat. People would assume I eat a lot, which WAS true at one point. Now I eat once a day weekdays and 2 maybe 3 times on the weekend. Then there are those people who weigh 123 pounds and scarf down 69 hotdogs in 15 minutes, something I could NEVER have done ever. Quit judging based on appearance you simpleton.
Mike saying "WHAT ARE THOOOOSE" is one of the best things I've ever heard
Bailiff got the "GET BACK HERE FLINT LOCKWOOD" run fr
Love that we can hear the impact off screen
It's the sound made in Minecraft when you punch someone with anything that isn't a weapon or tool while sprinting too XD
I love how the legal system which can change peoples lives permanently is so easily affected by people’s harmless personality traits
Dressing code
The Terminator run at the end got me lmao
never expected him to say WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE
As someone who gets migraines, I pray that if I'm wearing sunglasses they will have the decency to ask me about it before judging me.
You would likely give a notice or have your lawyer say something about it before the case begins, so that it does not prejudice your case (e.g. so the jury don't think you're trying to be disrespectful).
It can also be very useful to have a doctor/optometrist note about this.
Imo it's always beneficial to head off bad impressions before the impression can be made
Yeah pretty much all of this is because the jury can be biased against you if they don’t think you are talking the case seriously
Moral of the story: No matter how fast your running shoes are, Your case's Bailiff will always be faster
bro hes just blocking out the haterzz
Bro is the IRL combination of Phoenix Wright and Saul Goodman
Thank you Mike you have inspired me to become a lawyer, right now I’m finishing up my bachelors to enter law school.
This got me thinking. Can I wear a top hat in court?
"he's a runner he's a trackstar"💀
Bro really went GET BACK HERE FLINT LOCKWOOD
It's incredibly corrupt that a judge can destroy your life because they don't like you, they feel insulted, they don't like what you're wearing. Literally has nothing to do with the facts of the case but everything to do with the ego of the judge
I agree. I hate how much power the judge has and how much you have to kiss their ass and basically beg on your knees. Basic respect is one thing, but God a lot of judges have way too much power and take full advantage of it.
They can at worst give you the max penalty for whatever crime you are found guilty of. So as long as you aren't found guilty of a maor crime, a judge can only penalize you so much, even if he/she doesn't like you.
@@lkjkhfggda judge can also rule in favor of a guilty defendant, if the facts of the case are overlooked due to bias against the plaintiff in a civil case.
That's not how it works, but go off sis.
The judge represents the court; even if they personally don't have an issue with your conduct, the point of the court is to have norms and procedures. If you don't follow the rules when it's EASY, then it sends a message.
At this point, Mike is teaching every generation at once.
I watched a documentary of the Depp Vs. Heard trial and I'm pretty sure Johnny was wearing shades the whole time
Bro went "flint lockwood! Get back here!"
Love the Yarmulka bit, I had that question for myself
Bro pulled a Joseph NIGERUNDAYO
*But Your Honor,my client pleads "Nah I didn't do shit on godd"*
“Bailiff, whack his-“
Finally a person who knows memes
Imagine being "disrespected" by a hat. Some social norms are just so idiotic.
You. This video was made for people like you. Learn from it.
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@@vipitoachumi3707bro, stop licking states balls for a second
@vipitoachumi3707 hahaha and what if i said my hat came with my religion? Would you be inclined to disrespect me still??
@@trentoliver5357 You seem to be taking it out of context but sure I'll humour you. If it comes with your religion then you have sufficient cause and a right to keep it on. But if it doesn't then yes it can be construed as direspect.
the WHAT ARE THOSEEEEEE was personal 💀
Memes never die, they just age like fine wine
People underestimate how much power a judge has. They really can throw you out for dressing badly
Sort of. Like cops and DAs, they’ve gotten away with a lot for a long time because people generally don’t have the balls to use the second amendment for what it was intended. If I show up in running shoes, dockers, a T-shirt, and sunglasses it behooves the judge to ignore it. He should instead focus on why people call me doctor and why I’m there. It’s my attorney’s job to wear a suit and tie. My job is to use the laws of chemistry and physics at scale. Whether plaintiff or defendant I’m there to demand justice, not participate in a juvenile delinquent’s fashion show.
@@EnthalpyAndEntropy dear God I can hear the ego DRIP from every syllable. Second it's a sign of respect to both the judge and the legal system as a whole. You have to take it seriously.
@@bradengoertzen4259 I’ve earned every ounce of my ego, kid. Also, it is serious. That’s why I’m not amused by the hack playing attorney and the pompous morons who feel fashion somehow translates to justice. I empathize with Larry Flint more daily.
@@EnthalpyAndEntropy no you earn your money not my respect. You are so obviously underdeveloped and honestly sad. It's amazing how you can think of yourself as so fantastic but you can't understand how respect works. I also believe NOTHING you say about being a doctor or working in physics and chemistry. Go jack off to the mirror again.
Or you could think about it as how much power YOU have. YOU control the way you dress which can positively or negatively impact your case.
"WHAT ARE THOSEEEEEEEEE"
I love this guy
This guy’s the inspiration for Saul Goodman
WHAT ARE THOOOSE got me dead
man the client was probably at the door but Bailiff just did 5 steps to catch him up 😂😂
That guy with the sunglasses should've only looked at the prosecutor because if they are against your case, they are considered your haters.
That run 😂
You gotta do the judge judy meme "bailiff, whack his peepe" meme in one of these
Aight Im going barefoot into the court
As very bad example, never wear what Tekashi69 wear to court.
To be fair, he didn't have much time
Who is that?
@@DuolingoWrath A rapper with number 69 tattooed to his forehead. He dressed like clown to the court.
@@Ren-bj4xm Oh ok.
@dabrightgamr2834 how the hell do you not know
"Your honor my client pleads: My finger slipped."
my ass always thought bailiff was every court officers' names. xD
"Don't wear sunglasses to court"
Johnny Depp: 👁👄👁
Rich people can do whatever they want. Johnny Depp could have appeared in court naked if he wanted and no one would have done anything
tbf my man was probably hungover
That's because he's hot. If you're hot you can make any attire look like formal wear.
And another thing to note, it’s not always good to look nice and clean as one Judge says “you’ll look like a privileged (guilty) kid trying to get away with charges”
Happy medium. Dress respectfully, but not too showy
If people are going to judge at that extreme you've already lost. Nothing you wear will be good enough for that kind of person.
Blocking out the haters
“Shalom” 😭😭😭
Why are you crying
"Your honor I'm suffering from too much swag."
“WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?” 💀
He would've gotten away if he had crocs on sports mode
"We got a runner BALIFF" Only I realised this
Mike's angry face had the be the cutest thing ever 😂
“Bailiff whack his pp”
"I am literally wearing my only pair of shoes right now"
If you were self representing, I would ABSOLUTELY bring that up to the judge before the case starts. Something like "your honour, I apologise for my appearance. I understand this is not proper court attire but I do not have anything else available to me at the moment. I do not wish to come off as disrespectful."
A well spoken introduction can leave a good impression despite your dress
"WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?" "you need to be appropriate in court"
Hey, Mike, I'm 14, and well today, I actually sat in and shadowed a judge. Appearal is truly Important! I will continue ue my research into being a lawyer!
If I don’t wear my running shoes then I can’t do this 🏃♂️😂😂😂
"WE GOT A RUNNER"
me:HES A TRACKSTAR
"WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE!!???"
"Dead meme" 😂
The sunglasses part, he should have said "Yes your honor this sunglasses is medically prescribed because of sore eyes"
2) What if I'm an old-timey reporter?
What a throwback😂
Last part: COME BACK HERE FLINTLOCK WOOD
"we've got a runner. BAILIFF. Anyone else feel like running?"