The longhorn in the sedan in nebraska comes to mind Also there have been a lot of misplaced alligators (like in Wisconsin so we know what Lance is doing)
@@ConstantChaos1 Oddly, that reminded me that we haven't seen many people smuggling turtles in their pants in the more recent Florida Man episodes. Either the TSA cracked down hard enough that people stopped, or TSA gave up and started ignoring the pants turtles!
Nice , good idea having backup characters. i love all the different types you guys make, and Florida episodes always make me smile. Good work all, thanks.
For your next Florida Man Edition, may I recommend the Booty Patrol vehicle from good ol' Jacksonville? That thing was a sight to see driving around. Only punishment I know off was a citation and having to remove the red-blue light bar.
I would love a series where you guys start going through all 50 states finding similarly insane stories before ending with a Florida Edition that is aggressively mundane while Chaz is just deeply confused and concerned why no one has done anything illegal.
Someone brought up the idea of writing up Biblical stories as Florida man headlines, and now I can't help but imagine this, "Florida man builds boat in back yard, caught stealing animals because "god told him to" "Florida woman throws severed foreskin at man's feet, and proposes to him"
I'm originally from Florida this is going to be my most favorite one they do. I just love the Florida Man series and the best part is they can make something completely up and there's a 99% chance of actually happened.
I cannot begin to fathom a more positive gathering of us Florida natives, than coming here for the latest Florida edition. Thank you all for keeping us laughing at the horror circus that we call home.
I've watched too many of these episodes. It begins to sound like it would be fun to actually go out and do some of these things. I wonder where I can find an alligator in West texas.
Sad there was no ad this week. Also it kinda looked like Sara had a cold sore, should’ve worked that into her Florida woman. Ah well, Florida edition is always fun!
I used to live in Florida and I have met SOOOO many people that are destined to make headlines. I went to place a bid on a job and stopped at a gas station along the way where someone tried to hire us to fix their plumbing (NOT a plumber) for Meth in front of a cop. Now I know why the Titusville company was paying my price for security services. I was not in the city limits for five minutes before witnessing a felony arrest.
Maybe one time we could have "I can't believe its not Florida" edition- featuring similar situations from places other than Florida
Oooo, I like that idea!
I'd have a few for them.
They do something like that on ESPN Radio in Chicago. They ask if the event/headline was FL man or OH man
The longhorn in the sedan in nebraska comes to mind
Also there have been a lot of misplaced alligators (like in Wisconsin so we know what Lance is doing)
@@ConstantChaos1 Oddly, that reminded me that we haven't seen many people smuggling turtles in their pants in the more recent Florida Man episodes. Either the TSA cracked down hard enough that people stopped, or TSA gave up and started ignoring the pants turtles!
Happy birthday, Melissa Glisson! I hope you had a great day!
"Probably for the best. I'm high as f*ck!"
Justin being drunk and Chaz sober is like an alternate Drunk Before Noon universe. I would like to see that episode.
Chaz is still better at it but I agree
Did you mean the Drunk Before Nooniverse? 😜
This become infinitely better after I found out these are real headlines.
Definitely wise to come with a back up character to Florida edition.
"Flordia
Where a someone can attack you with a lawnmower"
"I'm wearing a Buccaneers jersey though."
"Ugh, that's even worse."
I'm DYING 🤣
Florida Edition ~ the gift that keeps on giving! Love it, y'all!
Florida Man- the gift of crazy that keeps on giving.
Florida episodes are always some of your best
For dolphins by dolphins..that's gold, Jerry
Please never stop making this edition
"4 Dolphins Buy Dolphins"
Nice , good idea having backup characters. i love all the different types you guys make, and Florida episodes always make me smile.
Good work all, thanks.
For your next Florida Man Edition, may I recommend the Booty Patrol vehicle from good ol' Jacksonville? That thing was a sight to see driving around. Only punishment I know off was a citation and having to remove the red-blue light bar.
A Felony of Floridians
Yay! Kepler cameo in the gag reel!
Your pet stores have baby marmosets?! That on its own is horrifying enough, but maybe also explanatory.
I would love a series where you guys start going through all 50 states finding similarly insane stories before ending with a Florida Edition that is aggressively mundane while Chaz is just deeply confused and concerned why no one has done anything illegal.
This will always be my favorite edition, no matter how many parts!
Jumps out of the car like a dolphine after breaking the glass with his head...sounds like something Topaz would do.
Such a missed opportunity, Chaz. Not "For Dolphins, By Dolphins"; it needs to be "OnlyFins" 😂
Happy birthday, Melissa!
I love Florida Edition. I laugh so hard sometimes. It's a riot.
love Florida edition !
Time for a little To fast to Lance, caught me off guard for some reason lol.
Gotta live those Sunshine Laws. DUUUUUVAL!
The Florida Man Games is the Olympics performed by Florida Mans.
Keeping the gator love going! Good twist with it. 🤌
Drunk Justen makes me miss Drunk Before Noon! 🍻
Someone brought up the idea of writing up Biblical stories as Florida man headlines, and now I can't help but imagine this,
"Florida man builds boat in back yard, caught stealing animals because "god told him to"
"Florida woman throws severed foreskin at man's feet, and proposes to him"
Twice the legal limit? Damn, how generous were those vodka sodas?
That strawberry wine part made bust out laughing so hard now I want a drunk bard episode
First time they referenced something that I had actually seen. The charger into the canal.
Florida Man Games sounds really interesting. Looking forward to next week.
About to go for a bike ride in Florida, wish me luck everybody...
best part about Floridaman .. you can look up your birthday and type in florida man and find someone done something messed up
Florida Man: When real life decides to Murder Hobo :)
I'm originally from Florida this is going to be my most favorite one they do. I just love the Florida Man series and the best part is they can make something completely up and there's a 99% chance of actually happened.
2:34 prolly one of the best Yeah’s ever.
Love Florida Editions! I'm in a Discord with a Florida Man channel, so I'm always looking to see if I recognize any stories.
Happy (belated) birthday to Melissa / Sarah! 🎂🥳
Coincidentally, mine was yesterday haha :)
Love the Florida shenanigans! Keep the craziness coming!
gotta love the florida edition!
Happy belated birthday, Melissa!
To label a group of Floridians, I agree with "frenzy".
I cannot begin to fathom a more positive gathering of us Florida natives, than coming here for the latest Florida edition. Thank you all for keeping us laughing at the horror circus that we call home.
Just another day,
For you and me,
In paradise...
-- Phil Collins.
Happy Birthday, Melissa!!! Also you should totally do the Dolphin podcast!! First guest, Dan Marino! LOL!!!
I love Florida Edition! Never stop. :D
I love this edition sooo much! Many thanks to the crew and for the state of Florida!
Been in a bad place lately. These videos help me so much
That friends shirt is so freaking cool. It's totally my Christmas watch list.
Not me looking up the video of the guy jumping out of his car like a dolphin! 🤣
These videos give my life purpose.
Happy early Thanksgiving gang. I love four edition, for how chaotic it is. And it's hilarious how predictable it is at the same time. Have a great day
Straaaaaaaw Berry Wiiiiiiiine!
Where is Waylon? He’s been missing from the last few episodes.
For me, nothing will be as good as Ganga Edition. It's been fun. Peace.
You all are drunk on comedy! You have all done so very well!
Looking forward to Florida man thanksgiving edition. Keep up the good work.
Happy birthday Melissa!
YESSS! My prayers to the almighty Mann Shorts came true and another Florida Edition lands! \o/
Thanks guys! Great episode
Another Florida Edition! Today's gona be a good day!
Should be "Dolphin's Only!"
Florida Edition at least 4 times a year please!!!
I've watched too many of these episodes. It begins to sound like it would be fun to actually go out and do some of these things. I wonder where I can find an alligator in West texas.
Just imagine if any other state did the news like Florida,how crazy the stories would be from California.
First time getting to any video within 25 seconds XD
Florida edition is best edition. Is favorite edition. Doooon’t you stop making it or I’m moving to Florida and giving you a headline you can’t resist.
I'm going to talk to the dolphins now. eehihihi. eeehihihi.
Jump like a dolphin!
Sad there was no ad this week. Also it kinda looked like Sara had a cold sore, should’ve worked that into her Florida woman. Ah well, Florida edition is always fun!
Florida!! Florida!! Florida
Rofl! I always look forward to these. 😂
Florida Edition: Range Day
plz! XD
This guys rap game is perfect.
When do we get the Adventures Of Florida man full length feature film?
Being from Mississippi its fun to see some others being made fun of
There really needs to be a "Florida" mod for GTA
Can the game handle a 70 person road rage shootout?
I used to live in Florida and I have met SOOOO many people that are destined to make headlines. I went to place a bid on a job and stopped at a gas station along the way where someone tried to hire us to fix their plumbing (NOT a plumber) for Meth in front of a cop. Now I know why the Titusville company was paying my price for security services. I was not in the city limits for five minutes before witnessing a felony arrest.
If Florida Edition has taught me anything, it's that police in Florida are really good at apprehending people who are acting dangerously in public.
When you get daily practice, you get good.
while the series were fun, i love your usual content.
"For Dolphins, by Dolphins" podcast? Yep, ya'll real Floridians... :D
Am I the only one who forgot this series blis based off of ACTUAL shit that happened in Florida?
Like a dolphin 🐬.... lmao!!!!
Taking your clothes off in the hospital room is the only thing that makes sense in this episode. How he got there is a little problematic, though...
Kepler!
I'm in for a Florida Man games
I would have thought a natural one would have resulted in worse than just having the car in the canal...
can your characters find an everglades frog-man gator-man lizard-man otter-man dog-man or swamp-ape?
Roll for dolphin... should have been said
This was the least chaotic and insane Florida edition i can remember. Things must be going well down there?
Slow season.
Wait till Christmas.
Based on true stories... 😅
The most unrealistic part is flordia cops tazing a drunk felon with a gun.
I also have a backup character....
What in the actual f*#k is "the Florida man games" is it like the hunger games but the more Florida man you are the most likely to win?
Did no one catch the irony of a Pod-cast by dolphins?
GATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
How about a cop edition in Florida
Given all of the past Florida shenanigans how is it that Sara wound up with an alligator?