Dungeons & Dragons: Hunting Edition

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  • @SteveRowe
    @SteveRowe 2 місяці тому +34

    You guys need to ask yourselves "What would Sarah do?"
    Sarah: "I set the forest on fire. If any animals run out, I shoot them. If they don't, that's okay; they're already roasted."

  • @TheAluren
    @TheAluren 2 місяці тому +134

    As a former Wal-Mart employee, I promise you, a guy in a tree out back with a gun was the least weird thing for any given week.

    • @trynda1701
      @trynda1701 2 місяці тому +4

      Any examples you can share? Are they as bad as the Florida Edition news stories?

    • @TheAluren
      @TheAluren 2 місяці тому +13

      @@trynda1701 I don't think they're *that* bad lol.
      A group of senior citizens came in and took our entire fleet of motorized wheelchairs across the street to Bike Week, then wanted to call the cops when we tried to take them back.
      Shoplifter tried to stab a doorgreeter with a knife that was still in the blisterpackage.
      An unattended child was running around and gave themselves a concussion when they ran headfirst, and at top speed, into a support beam.
      So much nudity.

    • @soldierx345
      @soldierx345 2 місяці тому +5

      ​​@@TheAluren my old boss worked at Walmart in the past and some dude came and and shot his leg off from the knee down with a shotgun. They were able to reattach it.

    • @0x777
      @0x777 2 місяці тому

      @@trynda1701 Peopleofwalmart.
      Look it up.

    • @trynda1701
      @trynda1701 2 місяці тому +1

      @@TheAluren Yikes, they're bad enough!😳😳😳😳

  • @talledega7618
    @talledega7618 2 місяці тому +15

    Considering Wailin, I was expecting it to go:
    "What are you hunting?"
    "Wild turkey"
    "How are you hunting them?"
    "What do you mean 'them'?" (pulls out bottle of bourbon)

  • @kcollier2192
    @kcollier2192 2 місяці тому +102

    Bugs: "It's duck season!"
    Daffy: "It's rabbit season!"
    Elmer Fudd: "You're both wrong- it's Mann Shorts season, huhhuhuhhuhu!"

    • @tach5884
      @tach5884 2 місяці тому +1

      21st century: "It's wildfire season."

  • @dustinhutchens2160
    @dustinhutchens2160 2 місяці тому +35

    The outernet, the turkey call, the hunter hunting behind a Walmart. I'm dying!

  • @theovernight1915
    @theovernight1915 2 місяці тому +25

    Justin ended up turning Hunting Edition into his own mini episode of Florida Edition.

    • @conduit64
      @conduit64 2 місяці тому +1

      Which is odd because the Floridians who hunt usually know how to hunt properly. It's the city boy northerners who come down here that cause trouble most of the time.

  • @gammaknight2215
    @gammaknight2215 2 місяці тому +72

    Oh God. . . The turkey call got me

    • @PhrontDoor
      @PhrontDoor 2 місяці тому +6

      I also lost it there...

    • @nobodyimportant2470
      @nobodyimportant2470 2 місяці тому +5

      I am amazed it worked. I was expecting the old joke of the only wild turkey he saw being in a bottle.

    • @MonkeySimius
      @MonkeySimius 2 місяці тому

      Right? The way he confidently put his hands up to his mouth while previously acting knowledgeable really made me think he was going to give an absolutely expert call. Good stuff.

    • @Cyberlisk
      @Cyberlisk 2 місяці тому +1

      dito

  • @justmutantjed
    @justmutantjed 2 місяці тому +11

    4:46 - Wailin's "turkey call" hit me about like Bert and Ernie going fishing on Sesame Street and Ernie just yells, "heeeeere fishie-fishie!" and fish just jump into the boat. That memory has followed me for roughly 35 years, only to come round and sock me in the back of the head on that one roll.

  • @APaganPerspective
    @APaganPerspective 2 місяці тому +20

    we miss sarah hope shes ok

  • @river7874
    @river7874 2 місяці тому +46

    "You know, you think you guys would stop asking that..."
    Right? It is uncanny how many times my Players say that and then wonder why the Dice laugh at their hubris. 🤣

    • @draelyc
      @draelyc 2 місяці тому

      Ah, you beat me to it!

  • @darlouthia5153
    @darlouthia5153 2 місяці тому +22

    Waylon’s turkey call 😂😂😂

  • @DjbozySTL
    @DjbozySTL 2 місяці тому +53

    "the outer-net is terrifying" 😅, yes, yes it is

  • @jackielinde7568
    @jackielinde7568 2 місяці тому +10

    DM: "...and find yourself face to face with an Eastern Diamondback."
    Lance: "Like the baseball players?"
    As an Arizonan, I kind of feel called out. Also as an Arizonan, I've met a few diamondbacks in the wild. Luckily never bitten.

  • @hexworld8725
    @hexworld8725 2 місяці тому +4

    "The outer net is terrifying." I laughed so hard when he said that. :D

  • @gbgamer9474
    @gbgamer9474 2 місяці тому +13

    At least they didn't get attacked by Shea Labuef

  • @wernerhorn5224
    @wernerhorn5224 2 місяці тому +14

    Well at least Melissa hasn't been part of the "bury someone in the woods" edition...

  • @trynda1701
    @trynda1701 2 місяці тому +30

    "The Outernet is terrifying!"
    "Death by danger noodle!"
    Genius!
    😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍😎😎😎😎

  • @jenisedai
    @jenisedai 2 місяці тому +7

    "What did we do before Publix?"- thus speaks a true Floridian! 🤣

  • @42Core
    @42Core 2 місяці тому +2

    4:28 Wailins turkey call had me legit cackling, then the 27 roll was just icing

  • @puffycheetoh
    @puffycheetoh 2 місяці тому +3

    Omg that turkey call ☠️☠️

  • @christineherrmann205
    @christineherrmann205 2 місяці тому +9

    I'm with Lance... of course then he opened the mushroom door. Even Alice knew that was a terrible idea.

  • @DavidSmith-rf5je
    @DavidSmith-rf5je 2 місяці тому

    4:38 Waylen doing a turkey call.... You can see the giant smile that he is hiding in his eyes. Priceless

  • @fastgav
    @fastgav 2 місяці тому +6

    I learned a group of turkeys is called a rafter. I never knew that
    Also I'm glad to hear that Melissa is still there behind the camera. Miss her playing Sarah in the sessions though. I hope she is back next week for the tomb raider/uncharted/Indiana Jones(hopefully the younger good one)/Dirk Pitt (Clive Cussler books, if you know you know) edition!

  • @lynngreen7978
    @lynngreen7978 2 місяці тому +6

    A wild Melissa sighting!

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 2 місяці тому +7

    I like how this just unintentionally became another Florida edition.

  • @saintguardian3639
    @saintguardian3639 2 місяці тому +3

    Someone has Sarah's Dice and the fact I was expecting an actual turkey call instead of what he did, made everything funnier. And we got his infamous yawn.

  • @dennislogan6781
    @dennislogan6781 2 місяці тому +6

    That's a great turkey call.

  • @empirewastes402
    @empirewastes402 2 місяці тому +5

    "The outer-net is terrifying"
    omg

  • @ZSchrink
    @ZSchrink 2 місяці тому +6

    The Rob Cantor reference about being in the woods was amazing!
    I am also a Hoosier, tornadoes are one of those things that we hear the sirens and kind of go 'huh' followed by us heading to the back porch to try and look at it 😅

  • @craigh5236
    @craigh5236 2 місяці тому +4

    'Outernet'! I love it!

  • @shallendor
    @shallendor 2 місяці тому +2

    For an episode with turkeys, it wasn't a turkey of an episode! You have all done so very well, as always!

  • @cooperj.3648
    @cooperj.3648 2 місяці тому +5

    As a hunter, this both hurt me, and made me laugh without end.

  • @ginginc
    @ginginc 2 місяці тому +5

    "Treasure hunting you say".... incoming mimic chest

  • @Scott-sk1rb
    @Scott-sk1rb 2 місяці тому +7

    Best turkey call ever! And yes, the Outernet is terrifying!

  • @benfarrar741
    @benfarrar741 2 місяці тому +12

    I heard Mellisa in the background, during the gag reel. She is alive!

  • @sharipaynter5075
    @sharipaynter5075 2 місяці тому +1

    The turkey call part cracked me up.

  • @ESPNight004
    @ESPNight004 2 місяці тому +2

    This absolutely has Florida Edition vibes!

  • @ThePandoraGuy
    @ThePandoraGuy 2 місяці тому +3

    Death by Danger-Noodle. Nice.

  • @gronkatknb4072
    @gronkatknb4072 2 місяці тому +3

    Love the turkey call!

  • @GranmaMiller
    @GranmaMiller 2 місяці тому +2

    So many shorts, and still knocking it out of the park.
    Love you guys ❤️
    Keep it up!

  • @jb6748
    @jb6748 2 місяці тому

    3:44 "The outernet is terrifying." We are here. 🙃

  • @BlakeHamilton81
    @BlakeHamilton81 2 місяці тому

    Wailin's turkey call deserves an award...my sides hurt from laughing so hard

  • @MizTree
    @MizTree 2 місяці тому +2

    "You think you guys would stop asking that." Lol

  • @gerryfredette6795
    @gerryfredette6795 2 місяці тому +10

    Being from Arizona the baseball line made me crack up.
    Great job as usual folks.

  • @draelyc
    @draelyc 2 місяці тому

    "You'd think you guys would ... stop asking that." LAWL!

  • @probationbird9786
    @probationbird9786 2 місяці тому

    the turkey calls are the best thing that has happened to me this month. Thank you!

  • @JohnSuave
    @JohnSuave Місяць тому

    I swear Melissa laughing got filtered out of the turkey call shot

  • @Khahtt13
    @Khahtt13 2 місяці тому

    Listening to this, including the gag reel, really put me in mind of one of the books that I read to the kids at school when we’re doing our Fall unit. The method for calling or luring turkeys (in the book it’s lots of turkey art) has about the same feel, and ultimately about the same result, as the turkey calls used in this episode. ‘A Plump and Perky Turkey’ is worth reading just to see all the various mediums someone thought of creating a painting or sculpture out of.

  • @johnbernal3292
    @johnbernal3292 2 місяці тому

    The turkey call was awesome. Lol

  • @ThatGuyInTheDesert
    @ThatGuyInTheDesert 2 місяці тому +3

    Happy Sunday my dudes!

  • @SaltLight7
    @SaltLight7 2 місяці тому

    I chuckled more on this episode than probably any other one.

  • @leahzaloudek6978
    @leahzaloudek6978 2 місяці тому +1

    I'd like to officially welcome "Outernet" to my lexicon.

  • @dwellyn
    @dwellyn 2 місяці тому +10

    I wish Sarah had been there. She would have hunted the others.

  • @kmoecub
    @kmoecub 2 місяці тому

    "I don't particularly want to kill anything, I just want to rip out the reproductive organs of some mushrooms."

  • @piperchristian77
    @piperchristian77 2 місяці тому

    Thank you for completing the tornado story!

  • @noahlogue
    @noahlogue 2 місяці тому +25

    If Sarah was here she'd hunt for a Trex

    • @craigh5236
      @craigh5236 2 місяці тому +3

      Yeah, where has she been?

    • @theunwelcome
      @theunwelcome 2 місяці тому

      and she'd bag one

    • @patkison
      @patkison 2 місяці тому +1

      @@craigh5236 She did have a film credit today. I we heard her in the outtakes.

  • @Uberwenis
    @Uberwenis 2 місяці тому

    Leaving at the crack of dawn? Cmon now, you gotta leave when it's dark so you're in the woods when the sun comes up!

  • @joebogart7093
    @joebogart7093 2 місяці тому

    As a hunter, I can say, the horrible turkey call actually does sometimes work. And hunting in town is quite common for some folks who sneak out. Along with people going mushroom hunting and not knowing what they are looking for. This was so sadly accurate in many cases it was hilarious and also scary. 😅

  • @0x777
    @0x777 2 місяці тому +3

    Walmart staff has alerted the police because there's a guy behind their store. Behind their store. With a gun.
    Shouldn't they be used to that?
    I agree. In Walmart, this is known as "Tuesday".

    • @kohakuaiko
      @kohakuaiko 2 місяці тому

      Yes, it is weird that it pretty much only happens on Tuesday, unless it's a full moon or Friday the 13th.

  • @AlistairChiss
    @AlistairChiss 2 місяці тому +2

    All mushrooms are edible, some only once. (This is not advice for mushroom hunting!)

  • @kmgflavin
    @kmgflavin 2 місяці тому +2

    had me at "outernet"

  • @palexanderrice
    @palexanderrice 2 місяці тому +3

    Like the baseball team? 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @DennisMoore664
    @DennisMoore664 2 місяці тому

    Mushrooms - hunting the most dangerous fungus among us.

  • @unkinddonuts152
    @unkinddonuts152 2 місяці тому

    I would definitely buy a T-shirt " The Outer-net is Terrifying"
    All I could envision is " Coach it's an hour to game time and half our players aren't here". "Again let's go push over some logs and see if we can find them".

  • @ratholin
    @ratholin 2 місяці тому

    Weird fact. deer can tell the difference between shades of green way better than humans, but can't see orange. Hunter orange pretty much makes you invisible to deer. Wearing camo is just so hunters can cosplay as army guys.

  • @marzettik
    @marzettik 2 місяці тому

    Death by danger noodle, R.I.P Lance, lol.

  • @zakxknutson956
    @zakxknutson956 2 місяці тому

    Besides the fact that I miss Sarah's bloodbath! This episode was awesome guys! Great job as always!

  • @1217BC
    @1217BC 2 місяці тому +1

    Yes, before modern conveniences, death filtered out the incompetent.

  • @thomwoosley8255
    @thomwoosley8255 2 місяці тому

    Eastern diamondbacks aren't aggressive. That said, messing with them might be enough, and flipping the log one is under might be messing with it.

  • @christinashelby6083
    @christinashelby6083 2 місяці тому

    Justen is definitely channeling a bit of the Florida episodes here.

  • @kinglysandus
    @kinglysandus 2 місяці тому

    This episode is so good! I cannot choose my favorite line!

  • @russellhooper8016
    @russellhooper8016 2 місяці тому

    Love Lance's Sting shirt!

  • @wolvesleather
    @wolvesleather 2 місяці тому

    I’m just surprised that no one was hunting turkeys in the meat section at Walmart.

  • @WilliamSlayer
    @WilliamSlayer 2 місяці тому

    Shout out to Wailins Sonnys BBQ Hat! Now that's some good ribs that leaves me 'hunting' for a napkin...lol

  • @Chaz-zh3ge
    @Chaz-zh3ge 2 місяці тому

    Omg, best episode in quite a while!!

  • @Ubotit_Unaymit
    @Ubotit_Unaymit 2 місяці тому +1

    I'm totally using the outernet.

  • @Coyotek4
    @Coyotek4 2 місяці тому

    This felt like 'Hunting in Florida' edition

  • @dennisthornton4434
    @dennisthornton4434 2 місяці тому

    I love the outer net. 😅

  • @DARK4liberator
    @DARK4liberator 2 місяці тому

    Finally back on my feed! I thought you guys had a break!

  • @AtheistPirate
    @AtheistPirate 2 місяці тому

    Sarah's absence is the only reason this didn't become The Most Dangerous Game.

  • @catfishcave379
    @catfishcave379 2 місяці тому

    Can we all agree that Sara would have a 7 course meal… with a little shrapnel of course…

  • @Kakkarot211
    @Kakkarot211 2 місяці тому

    Love the sting shirt

  • @hotlavatube
    @hotlavatube 2 місяці тому

    Next week they discover that pirates burying treasure isn't a thing outside of Hollywood. It turns out they just spent their treasure on rum and such.

  • @murpux1
    @murpux1 2 місяці тому

    Sonny's BBQ is a must stop meal for me whenever I'm in Florida! Nice hat 👍

  • @jamessmith8480
    @jamessmith8480 2 місяці тому

    These are funny all the time, all killer no filler, but geez! This one was hilarious! Great job!

  • @markt7177
    @markt7177 2 місяці тому

    Another great episode

  • @timhaldane7588
    @timhaldane7588 2 місяці тому

    "I'm doing a 'querque call"
    Chiles! Get yer fresh Hatch chiles!

  • @CalicoShadowPlusCat
    @CalicoShadowPlusCat 2 місяці тому

    Merchandise link doesn't work. Another great vid guys, keep it up! Love your content!

  • @dougvantilburg9173
    @dougvantilburg9173 2 місяці тому

    That was great. Thanks for the morning giggle. Are you aware your Merch site is down?

  • @borregospringsbs
    @borregospringsbs 2 місяці тому +1

    Lmao the outernet

  • @Axetwin
    @Axetwin 2 місяці тому

    Next week archeology edition. I'm predicting Lance dies of a mummy's curse. Justin gets arrested for smuggling cultural artifacts. And Wailin loves the country so much he decides to become a naturalized citizen.

  • @pucshero3304
    @pucshero3304 Місяць тому

    Love the new logo!

  • @denzoThirteenEleven
    @denzoThirteenEleven 2 місяці тому

    "we want Sara! clap clap clap-clap-clap"

  • @patrickkenyon2326
    @patrickkenyon2326 2 місяці тому +1

    Floridians, in the Outer-net...
    This is going to resemble a " Florida Man" episode, isn't it?

  • @fegolem
    @fegolem 2 місяці тому

    Into the Thick of It!

  • @cavalier40
    @cavalier40 2 місяці тому

    I did a spit take after the turkey call

  • @AJStarhiker
    @AJStarhiker 2 місяці тому

    As long time deer hunter [eyes pfp] this is hilarious.

  • @craigh5236
    @craigh5236 2 місяці тому

    I wish you guys had 10x the subscribers, you guys deserve it.

  • @christopherabbott3484
    @christopherabbott3484 2 місяці тому

    Here I am at the beginning of this, and thinking Sara will be hunting then by the end.

  • @Budginut
    @Budginut 2 місяці тому

    I need to watch more of these and less politics or movie review. You guys make me smile, it's nice and simple transaction 😁