Dungeons & Dragons: Hunting Edition
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- Опубліковано 5 лип 2024
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You guys need to ask yourselves "What would Sarah do?"
Sarah: "I set the forest on fire. If any animals run out, I shoot them. If they don't, that's okay; they're already roasted."
This!
As a former Wal-Mart employee, I promise you, a guy in a tree out back with a gun was the least weird thing for any given week.
Any examples you can share? Are they as bad as the Florida Edition news stories?
@@trynda1701 I don't think they're *that* bad lol.
A group of senior citizens came in and took our entire fleet of motorized wheelchairs across the street to Bike Week, then wanted to call the cops when we tried to take them back.
Shoplifter tried to stab a doorgreeter with a knife that was still in the blisterpackage.
An unattended child was running around and gave themselves a concussion when they ran headfirst, and at top speed, into a support beam.
So much nudity.
@@TheAluren my old boss worked at Walmart in the past and some dude came and and shot his leg off from the knee down with a shotgun. They were able to reattach it.
@@trynda1701 Peopleofwalmart.
Look it up.
@@TheAluren Yikes, they're bad enough!😳😳😳😳
Considering Wailin, I was expecting it to go:
"What are you hunting?"
"Wild turkey"
"How are you hunting them?"
"What do you mean 'them'?" (pulls out bottle of bourbon)
Bugs: "It's duck season!"
Daffy: "It's rabbit season!"
Elmer Fudd: "You're both wrong- it's Mann Shorts season, huhhuhuhhuhu!"
21st century: "It's wildfire season."
The outernet, the turkey call, the hunter hunting behind a Walmart. I'm dying!
Justin ended up turning Hunting Edition into his own mini episode of Florida Edition.
Which is odd because the Floridians who hunt usually know how to hunt properly. It's the city boy northerners who come down here that cause trouble most of the time.
Oh God. . . The turkey call got me
I also lost it there...
I am amazed it worked. I was expecting the old joke of the only wild turkey he saw being in a bottle.
Right? The way he confidently put his hands up to his mouth while previously acting knowledgeable really made me think he was going to give an absolutely expert call. Good stuff.
dito
4:46 - Wailin's "turkey call" hit me about like Bert and Ernie going fishing on Sesame Street and Ernie just yells, "heeeeere fishie-fishie!" and fish just jump into the boat. That memory has followed me for roughly 35 years, only to come round and sock me in the back of the head on that one roll.
we miss sarah hope shes ok
"You know, you think you guys would stop asking that..."
Right? It is uncanny how many times my Players say that and then wonder why the Dice laugh at their hubris. 🤣
Ah, you beat me to it!
Waylon’s turkey call 😂😂😂
"the outer-net is terrifying" 😅, yes, yes it is
DM: "...and find yourself face to face with an Eastern Diamondback."
Lance: "Like the baseball players?"
As an Arizonan, I kind of feel called out. Also as an Arizonan, I've met a few diamondbacks in the wild. Luckily never bitten.
"The outer net is terrifying." I laughed so hard when he said that. :D
At least they didn't get attacked by Shea Labuef
Well at least Melissa hasn't been part of the "bury someone in the woods" edition...
"The Outernet is terrifying!"
"Death by danger noodle!"
Genius!
😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍😎😎😎😎
"What did we do before Publix?"- thus speaks a true Floridian! 🤣
4:28 Wailins turkey call had me legit cackling, then the 27 roll was just icing
Omg that turkey call ☠️☠️
I'm with Lance... of course then he opened the mushroom door. Even Alice knew that was a terrible idea.
4:38 Waylen doing a turkey call.... You can see the giant smile that he is hiding in his eyes. Priceless
I learned a group of turkeys is called a rafter. I never knew that
Also I'm glad to hear that Melissa is still there behind the camera. Miss her playing Sarah in the sessions though. I hope she is back next week for the tomb raider/uncharted/Indiana Jones(hopefully the younger good one)/Dirk Pitt (Clive Cussler books, if you know you know) edition!
A wild Melissa sighting!
I like how this just unintentionally became another Florida edition.
Someone has Sarah's Dice and the fact I was expecting an actual turkey call instead of what he did, made everything funnier. And we got his infamous yawn.
That's a great turkey call.
"The outer-net is terrifying"
omg
The Rob Cantor reference about being in the woods was amazing!
I am also a Hoosier, tornadoes are one of those things that we hear the sirens and kind of go 'huh' followed by us heading to the back porch to try and look at it 😅
"Where do we go for tornadoes?"
"Aisle 5..."
As a fellow Hoosier, can confirm.
'Outernet'! I love it!
For an episode with turkeys, it wasn't a turkey of an episode! You have all done so very well, as always!
As a hunter, this both hurt me, and made me laugh without end.
Really?
"Treasure hunting you say".... incoming mimic chest
Best turkey call ever! And yes, the Outernet is terrifying!
I heard Mellisa in the background, during the gag reel. She is alive!
The turkey call part cracked me up.
This absolutely has Florida Edition vibes!
Death by Danger-Noodle. Nice.
Love the turkey call!
So many shorts, and still knocking it out of the park.
Love you guys ❤️
Keep it up!
3:44 "The outernet is terrifying." We are here. 🙃
Wailin's turkey call deserves an award...my sides hurt from laughing so hard
"You think you guys would stop asking that." Lol
Being from Arizona the baseball line made me crack up.
Great job as usual folks.
Same
"You'd think you guys would ... stop asking that." LAWL!
the turkey calls are the best thing that has happened to me this month. Thank you!
I swear Melissa laughing got filtered out of the turkey call shot
Listening to this, including the gag reel, really put me in mind of one of the books that I read to the kids at school when we’re doing our Fall unit. The method for calling or luring turkeys (in the book it’s lots of turkey art) has about the same feel, and ultimately about the same result, as the turkey calls used in this episode. ‘A Plump and Perky Turkey’ is worth reading just to see all the various mediums someone thought of creating a painting or sculpture out of.
The turkey call was awesome. Lol
Happy Sunday my dudes!
I chuckled more on this episode than probably any other one.
I'd like to officially welcome "Outernet" to my lexicon.
Support group forming shortly.
I wish Sarah had been there. She would have hunted the others.
"I don't particularly want to kill anything, I just want to rip out the reproductive organs of some mushrooms."
Thank you for completing the tornado story!
If Sarah was here she'd hunt for a Trex
Yeah, where has she been?
and she'd bag one
@@craigh5236 She did have a film credit today. I we heard her in the outtakes.
Leaving at the crack of dawn? Cmon now, you gotta leave when it's dark so you're in the woods when the sun comes up!
As a hunter, I can say, the horrible turkey call actually does sometimes work. And hunting in town is quite common for some folks who sneak out. Along with people going mushroom hunting and not knowing what they are looking for. This was so sadly accurate in many cases it was hilarious and also scary. 😅
Walmart staff has alerted the police because there's a guy behind their store. Behind their store. With a gun.
Shouldn't they be used to that?
I agree. In Walmart, this is known as "Tuesday".
Yes, it is weird that it pretty much only happens on Tuesday, unless it's a full moon or Friday the 13th.
All mushrooms are edible, some only once. (This is not advice for mushroom hunting!)
had me at "outernet"
Like the baseball team? 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Mushrooms - hunting the most dangerous fungus among us.
I would definitely buy a T-shirt " The Outer-net is Terrifying"
All I could envision is " Coach it's an hour to game time and half our players aren't here". "Again let's go push over some logs and see if we can find them".
Weird fact. deer can tell the difference between shades of green way better than humans, but can't see orange. Hunter orange pretty much makes you invisible to deer. Wearing camo is just so hunters can cosplay as army guys.
Death by danger noodle, R.I.P Lance, lol.
Besides the fact that I miss Sarah's bloodbath! This episode was awesome guys! Great job as always!
Yes, before modern conveniences, death filtered out the incompetent.
Eastern diamondbacks aren't aggressive. That said, messing with them might be enough, and flipping the log one is under might be messing with it.
Justen is definitely channeling a bit of the Florida episodes here.
This episode is so good! I cannot choose my favorite line!
Love Lance's Sting shirt!
I’m just surprised that no one was hunting turkeys in the meat section at Walmart.
Shout out to Wailins Sonnys BBQ Hat! Now that's some good ribs that leaves me 'hunting' for a napkin...lol
Omg, best episode in quite a while!!
I'm totally using the outernet.
This felt like 'Hunting in Florida' edition
I love the outer net. 😅
Finally back on my feed! I thought you guys had a break!
Sarah's absence is the only reason this didn't become The Most Dangerous Game.
Can we all agree that Sara would have a 7 course meal… with a little shrapnel of course…
Love the sting shirt
Next week they discover that pirates burying treasure isn't a thing outside of Hollywood. It turns out they just spent their treasure on rum and such.
Sonny's BBQ is a must stop meal for me whenever I'm in Florida! Nice hat 👍
These are funny all the time, all killer no filler, but geez! This one was hilarious! Great job!
Another great episode
"I'm doing a 'querque call"
Chiles! Get yer fresh Hatch chiles!
Merchandise link doesn't work. Another great vid guys, keep it up! Love your content!
That was great. Thanks for the morning giggle. Are you aware your Merch site is down?
Lmao the outernet
Next week archeology edition. I'm predicting Lance dies of a mummy's curse. Justin gets arrested for smuggling cultural artifacts. And Wailin loves the country so much he decides to become a naturalized citizen.
Love the new logo!
"we want Sara! clap clap clap-clap-clap"
Floridians, in the Outer-net...
This is going to resemble a " Florida Man" episode, isn't it?
Into the Thick of It!
I did a spit take after the turkey call
As long time deer hunter [eyes pfp] this is hilarious.
I wish you guys had 10x the subscribers, you guys deserve it.
Here I am at the beginning of this, and thinking Sara will be hunting then by the end.
I need to watch more of these and less politics or movie review. You guys make me smile, it's nice and simple transaction 😁