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  • E3 is sexist!!
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  • @woodlandwalks1079
    @woodlandwalks1079 5 років тому +1892

    If body painting isn't sexual then why are her body painting streams 18+ ?

    • @kimrasmussen7188
      @kimrasmussen7188 5 років тому +213

      that is actually a VERY good question.

    • @DL500316
      @DL500316 5 років тому +92

      Holy shit you’re right

    • @PublicWifi
      @PublicWifi 5 років тому +151

      There's a reason why you don't see men painting themselves on stream.

    • @SumDumGai5
      @SumDumGai5 5 років тому +63

      @@PublicWifi Nobody wants to see that.

    • @vander2891
      @vander2891 5 років тому +55

      @@SumDumGai5 well...

  • @lyxar777
    @lyxar777 5 років тому +594

    "When i'm the voice of reason, something's wrong with the system" - Papa Gundam 2019

    • @nhagan001
      @nhagan001 5 років тому +7

      I don't know man... we could do alot worse than Gundam...

    • @liquidchameleon5993
      @liquidchameleon5993 5 років тому +6

      @@nhagan001 True true

  • @ItsAGundam
    @ItsAGundam  5 років тому +416

    I've wasted 2 days of my life on this video someone call the ER!
    0:05 E3 sucked, but the drama around it was epic
    0:44 Zombie Unicorn is back to stop Booth babe at e3 (Really Queen)
    1:43 Bully hunters recap
    3:45 Bully Hunters fake data fallout (Zombie Unicorn wouldn't admit she didn't know & plugged the twitch show)
    6:10 A history of Blocking & playing the victim on Twitter
    6:37 Platinum roast zombie unicorn over bully hunters (Thank god for women like plat)
    8:37 The 3 million women who quit gaming was actually 84 women... (expose her!)
    10:23 After the fail of bully hunters the rise of body painting
    11:33 Present day pointless booth babe drama
    13:00 Whatever she does is fine... A career of being a professional victim
    14:18 When Double E told Zombie a woman was the CEO of bang energy she had his tweets deleted.
    16:25 Blocks and has tweets she doesn't like deleted promotes thots who support her argument.
    17:30 "Thot patrol t-shirts" (bonus info)
    18:38 Booth babes wear more clothes than twitch thots usually
    19:08 E3 booth babes footage vs twitch twerk contest video
    20:45 zero shame to girls who took the job, but its bad? Btw the marketing director/CEO of Bang energy is a Woman.
    21:54 Booth babes don't demand subs! (the double standards)
    24:25 she is a hero
    25:25 A two-year-old clip taken from her stream the guy who clipped it is a creep. She is a victim.
    26:35 stroking her own ego and stoking a pointless fire. Sponsorships and being Politically correct.
    18:22 more stupid tweets
    19:00 Pimp Master Broda blocked with a size of buzz words
    21:00 She could have left it at her video instead she turned it into two days of attention seeking
    22:00 any woman that did not agree with zombie were blocked and had twitter delete tweets
    22:45 A retweet so dumb I couldn't ignore it (ignoring human sexuality)
    23:45 independent man clip
    25:00 "women do not objectify themselves misogynists do"
    25:44 Camille Paglia schooling these fools
    28:00 the last line of this dumb tweet.
    29:00 Angry Joe is in the mix

  • @DonKeediks
    @DonKeediks 5 років тому +683

    I love how she painted curves on her body its like a fat man drawing a 6 pack on his chest

    • @TheLastApostle
      @TheLastApostle 4 роки тому +25

      Hollywood does this. They contour around abs and muscles to make them seem bigger

    • @jameshayter4604
      @jameshayter4604 4 роки тому +44

      6pack........on his chest....

    • @suisei9040
      @suisei9040 4 роки тому +1

      KEKW

    • @gespenst0083
      @gespenst0083 4 роки тому +1

      Lord Tyrranus. Simp

    • @venomousassault0
      @venomousassault0 4 роки тому +6

      As a fatman i laughed to hard at this

  • @CordovanSplotchVT
    @CordovanSplotchVT 5 років тому +1662

    Bodypainting isn't sexual... but boothbabes are.
    Bodypaint the boothbabes then, problem solved.

    • @SuigaRou
      @SuigaRou 5 років тому +127

      You might be saying that as a joke, but that'd actually be a pretty clever shot to take. She wouldn't really have a leg to stand on if she wanted to protest, cause it's either art for everybody or it's art for nobody.

    • @Euer_Hochwuergen
      @Euer_Hochwuergen 5 років тому +2

      XD

    • @lucass.r.4885
      @lucass.r.4885 5 років тому +23

      They should really have something like that in the next E3 and invite this chick over just to see her mouth drop to the ground.

    • @XtremeConditions
      @XtremeConditions 5 років тому +18

      Now you're thinkin'.

    • @hideandseekchampion4854
      @hideandseekchampion4854 5 років тому +12

      My mind and how you have just blown it

  • @IsaacA192
    @IsaacA192 5 років тому +377

    "I'm body positive as long as sexy women aren't showing their bodies."

    • @yaldabaoth2
      @yaldabaoth2 5 років тому +33

      Hard to stay positive when other women show you that you're lying to yourself.

    • @Pentti_Hilkuri
      @Pentti_Hilkuri 5 років тому +11

      She's body positive like Tess Holliday...

    • @Ryanisdyin
      @Ryanisdyin 5 років тому +18

      If men like it, it sexist. If men don't like it, it's empowering.

    • @Pentti_Hilkuri
      @Pentti_Hilkuri 5 років тому +3

      I'ts also positively hard not to stay flaccid when looking at that trunk.

    • @jhill7009
      @jhill7009 5 років тому +11

      "I'm body positive because I'm too fat fat to be found attractive but also too lazy to work out."

  • @majpeaches
    @majpeaches 5 років тому +611

    *Feminists*
    "You go girl! Power to you for using your sexuality to your benefit"
    *Also Feminist*
    "How dare you use women's sexuality for their benefit!"

    • @snonyabeeswax
      @snonyabeeswax 3 роки тому +3

      im all for women having equal rights but feminists are crazy bitches,as a woman i sometimes wonder if i was born female by mistake. i get along with dudes far better i have almost no interest in hanging out with other women because most i know are crazy and dont even like video games.

    • @imran8880
      @imran8880 3 роки тому +5

      @@snonyabeeswax I can admit it's getting hard and harder to find women who got their shit together and manage themselves properly. The other part is that their standards is getting really high. It's like I gotta reform my DNA to even stand a chance.

    • @deadrat7453
      @deadrat7453 3 роки тому +2

      @@imran8880 they're intimidated by your profile pic

    • @TheJoelef
      @TheJoelef 2 роки тому

      @@snonyabeeswax just loo at the whole f1 gird girl ban where feminist literally said that grid girls losing there jobs were part of the "greater good". They became everything they were once against

    • @dippy_1999
      @dippy_1999 2 роки тому +3

      @@snonyabeeswax Women already have equal rights, dare I say they have more rights than men.

  • @xdoriandanger
    @xdoriandanger 4 роки тому +142

    "Bodypainting is art... and I'm never sexual...." You know EXACTLY what the hell you're doing.

    • @Memerproductions
      @Memerproductions 3 роки тому +1

      I went and started painting my dick and got the stream deleted lmao

  • @M.Boatwright
    @M.Boatwright 5 років тому +1183

    She's just jealous of the dancers actually being attractive and in good shape.

    • @matthewaddai5336
      @matthewaddai5336 5 років тому +63

      Hahaha haha. She ain't bad looking, minus that horrible mole like piercing and her grandma like titties 😂🤣

    • @carlos930610
      @carlos930610 5 років тому +80

      @@matthewaddai5336 and minus the fact she is freaking fat

    • @xryeau_1760
      @xryeau_1760 5 років тому +65

      @@carlos930610 And minus the fact she has a more pronounced jawline AND chin than the guys that like her

    • @b3nry47
      @b3nry47 5 років тому +5

      @@sugarsean5866 what kind of tits are zombie unicorns 😂

    • @EnigmaShadow03
      @EnigmaShadow03 4 роки тому +32

      It’s not so much that she’s unattractive, but that she doesn’t find herself attractive, which I believe is why she mentioned being “body positive”.
      She wants to do that, but can’t, so it’s wrong in her mind.

  • @acheron16
    @acheron16 5 років тому +184

    Who would win?
    - A high profile campaign to stop online bullying of females
    - Someone saying "Source pls"

    • @fanaticpharaoh6689
      @fanaticpharaoh6689 5 років тому +8

      That chick is afraid to go online, AFRAID to go online. The most anonymous safe place to say stupid shit ever.
      How?!

    • @unnamed715
      @unnamed715 5 років тому +3

      Who would win?
      -A "professional" female gamer (A.K.A a bully hunter)
      or
      -A global elite with 50,000hrs of gameplay

  • @apdarkness905
    @apdarkness905 5 років тому +234

    This is jealousy... absolute jealousy, pure and simple.

    • @DisappointedButNotSurprised
      @DisappointedButNotSurprised 5 років тому +6

      Bingo!

    • @hi_tech_reptiles
      @hi_tech_reptiles 5 років тому +1

      I was thinking that. Those girls get attention and the twitch girls who are used to having all the attention stamp their feet like children.

    • @DisappointedButNotSurprised
      @DisappointedButNotSurprised 5 років тому +6

      @@hi_tech_reptiles That's women for you, they get jealous of anyone younger, prettier and skinnier than them.

    • @andrewp.1873
      @andrewp.1873 5 років тому +1

      Did they ever stop to think... Hmmm, maybe they want to objectify themselves. You know, for money?

    • @davidteachout1888
      @davidteachout1888 5 років тому +1

      @@andrewp.1873 that's the thing, they arent the ones being objectified for money so mysoginist men

  • @iivarilappalainen9836
    @iivarilappalainen9836 5 років тому +98

    the only crime worse than objectifying a woman is not objectifying her.
    damned if you do, damned if you dont.

  • @lamedrawings
    @lamedrawings 5 років тому +255

    "Your arousal is not her fault"
    I'm a man of culture, I've read many hentais in my days where the females say "It's my fault it got like that, let me take care of it".

    • @bubbletroubles5234
      @bubbletroubles5234 5 років тому +27

      But are thier hips sentient?

    • @ThisGuy....
      @ThisGuy.... 5 років тому +23

      That is a conoseur if i ever saw one

    • @philosopher9672
      @philosopher9672 5 років тому +45

      Finally, a man who appreciates the finer things

    • @TyPhenirW0LF
      @TyPhenirW0LF 5 років тому +13

      The French Nobility knew this all too. Women are responsible for men's arousal, and men are responsible for making sure women aren't allowed to get an abortion.
      It's just the polite thing to do.

    • @NoraIconiq
      @NoraIconiq 5 років тому +39

      Well atleast hentai is honest.

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 5 років тому +212

    Ah yes the famous "It's ok if I'm doing it, it's not ok if you guys are doing it"
    TwitchThots in nutshell

    • @NopeNaw
      @NopeNaw 5 років тому +10

      Yup. The creed of the socjus: "Do as I say, not as I do."

  • @averytylermgtow5796
    @averytylermgtow5796 5 років тому +260

    *Twitchturbate Softcore Body Painter Desperately Tries To Stay Relevant*
    There Mr. Gundam fixed the title for ya

    • @darrengordon-hill
      @darrengordon-hill 5 років тому +3

      @@armaggedon4christ AMEN!!
      Blame the losers keeping her employed!!

  • @EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher
    @EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher 5 років тому +507

    Women jealous of other women? Shock. Imagine my.

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 4 роки тому +33

      Yeah, as if women aren't actually the harshest enemies and critics of other women, while men be more lenient or accepting of any shortcomings in abilities or appearance. If you ever worked a job with the majority being women, or had a girlfriend that was brought into a group dynamic of other quite competitive women that might be your friends girlfriends. So they establish a pecking order. While it's sometimes pretty ugly how low they stoop with pettiness or insults. :/

    • @thornofrage794
      @thornofrage794 4 роки тому +18

      It’s nothing new, women ALWAYS tear each other down. ZombiiUnicorn definitely has this “I’m not like the other girls” mentality it’s ridiculous. The women that are dancing aren’t sexually objectified. If they were, it’d be against their will if that makes sense.

    • @DefinitelyNotEmma
      @DefinitelyNotEmma 4 роки тому +14

      I mean even my best friend and myself have kinda a competition between us in several occasions, boys just accept stuff and don't care xD

    • @calamitycruz4614
      @calamitycruz4614 4 роки тому +7

      Dont forget about women getting jealous over anime characters

    • @nosveratu7140
      @nosveratu7140 3 роки тому +1

      Imagine my shark

  • @lanceupperrcut
    @lanceupperrcut 5 років тому +239

    "Just because I'm dressed this way does NOT make me a police officer!" That's a classic bit by Dave Chapelle that you poached there. I see you Gundam 👀 lol

    • @williamhughes3072
      @williamhughes3072 5 років тому +17

      You’re not a ho but you’re in a ho’s uniform!

    • @kiddhkane
      @kiddhkane 5 років тому +16

      "Maybe you're not, but you sure as hell tricked me!" best sketch ever man.

    • @acolyteoffire4077
      @acolyteoffire4077 5 років тому +5

      its a joke, but it is also incredibly true, Buy the AD space, and then they get mad when they get customers. is another one.

    • @Veteran_Spartan
      @Veteran_Spartan 5 років тому +1

      That was Chris To I think not Dave Chapelle dude

    • @quazznorm1777
      @quazznorm1777 5 років тому +2

      @@Veteran_Spartan Nahh It was definitely Dave Chappelle

  • @nikbrickkbsgaming4117
    @nikbrickkbsgaming4117 5 років тому +230

    Girl " your arousal is not my fault"
    (😕hmm well with that logic)
    Me: "your disgust is not my fault." "Banana hammock it is. 🎶 swing looooow sweet chaaaaaa-rrriiiiii-ooooot 🎶"

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 5 років тому +16

      so we can fap in public since she can just look away, right?
      Oh no that means jail, but of course we don't need MRAs because men have ALL the rights!

    • @Firewolf35023
      @Firewolf35023 5 років тому +6

      I read that and literally fell backwards out of my chair laughing! Lol

    • @thelaughingrouge
      @thelaughingrouge 5 років тому +5

      You win the fucking internet my man!

    • @kansiwiz
      @kansiwiz 5 років тому +2

      Swing down sweet chariot, stop, and
      LET ME RIDEEEEE

    • @nikbrickkbsgaming4117
      @nikbrickkbsgaming4117 5 років тому

      @@kansiwiz haha died 😂

  • @hannibalbackatya1182
    @hannibalbackatya1182 5 років тому +273

    I appreciate the the uploads man. They are a real pick me-up from the grading torture called life.

  • @INSERTNAMExHERE
    @INSERTNAMExHERE 5 років тому +98

    My Mom even told me she'd slap me silly if i grew up like one of these entitled, rabid feminist. I just hang out in the sidelines and watch this ridiculousness play out

    • @davidharris3028
      @davidharris3028 4 роки тому +12

      I got popcorn if you want some

    • @kostastavric8106
      @kostastavric8106 4 роки тому +11

      Your comment made me gain faith in humanity

    • @forrestpugh7575
      @forrestpugh7575 4 роки тому +11

      Good for your mom. These feminists will end up being like 25-30, and desperate cat ladies because they have NOTHING ELSE going for them. They *may* wise up enough to glom onto some simp for a few years, but either the simp will get wise (not so likely), or the feminist will suffer the delusion that she's still 'got it' and jump ship for an alpha who has NO interest in her beyond a pump and dump. There is nothing wrong with using your natural gifts to catch a man, but make sure you have a good personality and something more to offer than just a tight body... it will guarantee you a much happier and satisfying life, and desirability past 'the wall'.

    • @Victor-vx2hl
      @Victor-vx2hl 3 роки тому +1

      @@forrestpugh7575 I think one of the worst things about these weird ass people is that they’ve destroyed what people think a feminist is, in terms of the modern generation. Old school feminists actually stood for things and did good, these assholes just hate men and are VERY vocal about it

  • @leadingauctions8440
    @leadingauctions8440 5 років тому +450

    Platinum was the real empowered woman there.
    Brains and Facts won her the day.

  • @danielclark-hughes692
    @danielclark-hughes692 5 років тому +216

    "Yes, dress however you want...
    ...If you're gonna advertise be ready to sell"
    A woman said this? Damn, she knows what's up.

    • @dioxincaddiz8166
      @dioxincaddiz8166 5 років тому +18

      El Carlos thats because she's a real feminist from back when women were actually oppressed, not a cam girl in disguise targeting minors like the twitch/gamer feminists are.

    • @Delimon007
      @Delimon007 5 років тому +2

      @@dioxincaddiz8166
      How were females oppressed? Females were happier back then than now. They didn't have to work, they could still influence the votes and not turn our country into a shithole like they have now, and they could literally do just about whatever the fuck they wanted to not including a select few things.
      The fact that women were happier in the past is all that needs to be said about whether or not they were being "oppressed."

    • @IMidgetManI
      @IMidgetManI 5 років тому +2

      @@Delimon007 You can still be happy and be oppressed. I mean, look at slavery in America, plenty of them where very happy about their place in the world. Doesn't mean its right. If you don't know about the alternative, you would live pretty contently.

    • @Delimon007
      @Delimon007 5 років тому +2

      @@IMidgetManI
      I'm going to have to completely disagree with that, most slaves were not happy, they were being tortured and worked to death 24/7. They aren't even remotely similar or comparable. I know all about the alternative, the facts don't lie. Women were not oppressed and they were happily going about their lives. Women did not even want to vote, MEN forced them to take that right and that was a mistake.

    • @IMidgetManI
      @IMidgetManI 5 років тому +1

      @@Delimon007 google "women suffrage" and you can find plenty of examples of women wanting to vote. And man, just think about it. Imagine what gender you are dictates what kind of rights you get.

  • @Noble-Nova
    @Noble-Nova 5 років тому +88

    ZombieUnicorn: "My problem is with the companies that use women as sexual objects in the gaming space."
    Well... You don't seem to have a problem with Twitch staff using women as sexual objects in the gaming space. Lol.

    • @BigDecoded
      @BigDecoded 5 років тому +2

      A site for streaming GAMES xd

    • @PrimoPete
      @PrimoPete 5 років тому

      Quite a large population of women are actually perpetually jealous of other women and indirectly or directly try to ruin the later and then proclaim their own righteousness while doing it.
      The same happened with the fat ugly feminists trying to ruin the careers of F1 grid girls.

  • @haaly7245
    @haaly7245 5 років тому +59

    I would have loved to say to her: "Why do you say they're being sexualized? If you get turned on by them, it's your fault, not theirs..."

    • @Darksky1001able
      @Darksky1001able 4 роки тому +8

      As the saying goes "If youre advertising, be prepared to sell."

  • @K1LLW1N
    @K1LLW1N 5 років тому +165

    Normal People: "oh, people dancing over there, k." walks away
    Pro Outragers: "O M G THOSE NAKED WOMEN ARE GYRATING! I MUST TWEET!"
    Says it all.

  • @epicmojo2247
    @epicmojo2247 5 років тому +130

    Zombie Unicorn may be right so next E3 they should require all female booth ambassadors to wear nothing but body paint.

    • @arkivik
      @arkivik 5 років тому +1

      :3

    • @ciizar6941
      @ciizar6941 5 років тому +5

      Epic Mojo guess I have to go to the next E3 then... purely for scientific research purposes of course :D

  • @jacobszymczak9323
    @jacobszymczak9323 5 років тому +758

    Her idiotic tweets remind of a saying
    "Never argue with an Idiot because they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"

    • @Deadsnake989
      @Deadsnake989 5 років тому +39

      I don't like losing, so I learned how to out idiot them.

    • @margison
      @margison 5 років тому +50

      Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pigeon. It'll just knock over all the pieces, shit on the board, and strut about like it's won anyway.

    • @DeepInsideZettaiRyouiki
      @DeepInsideZettaiRyouiki 5 років тому +9

      Its worse when you have two idiots finding confidence support and confirmance of their crap in each other ...in recent times it grown into an army, like world is spliting soon into fractions...
      No problem...problem is when people allow fools their way, when fools don't allow us other vision than theirs ...and this vision is overwrite basic concepts like freedom, hate, truth, love or whatever same like Zenimax triet to overwrite Prey series.

    • @DarthG33k
      @DarthG33k 5 років тому +4

      That'd be Mark Twain. "Never try to outsmart idiots. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."
      He's also known for saying, "get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live."

    • @exterminatusnow1264
      @exterminatusnow1264 5 років тому +3

      That is why I really wish for the day eugenics become hip again, they can't beat you with experience if they're dead.

  • @ryanlahart534
    @ryanlahart534 4 роки тому +31

    Gundam: "What is your thought process here?"
    Me: "Thot process?"

  • @FozzieOscar
    @FozzieOscar 5 років тому +48

    Accepting a job opportunity designed specifically for women = OK
    Offering that opportunity = Not OK

    • @anayos6726
      @anayos6726 5 років тому +7

      FozzieOscar Haha, don’t expect thots who sit on their ass all day, making money for just existing to have any semblance of logic. They NEVER think through their beliefs, and silence anyone who dare to savagely deconstruct it.

    • @feathercat9118
      @feathercat9118 5 років тому +2

      Thots are not know for there intelligence,they think with there tits.

    • @philosopher9672
      @philosopher9672 5 років тому

      @@Lethargy514 Lol then Unicorn must be worthless cuz she is ugly af haha, she got big jugs tho

  • @Roboute727
    @Roboute727 5 років тому +64

    This situation is the perfect example of doublethink from the book 1984. Thinking 2 completly opposite things but believing in both as true.

  • @Matt_328
    @Matt_328 5 років тому +148

    Zombie Unicorn? Sorry, I don't know that pokemon.

    • @Jbug0000
      @Jbug0000 5 років тому +4

      I have like shuckle no one wants to catch it

    • @MrWinczakos
      @MrWinczakos 5 років тому +2

      I think it's a He-Man villain

    • @solaire7046
      @solaire7046 5 років тому +3

      its not a pokemon its a stage of cancer

    • @somebody5702
      @somebody5702 5 років тому +2

      Chinpoko-mon!!

    • @Enclavefakesoldier
      @Enclavefakesoldier 5 років тому

      It was supposedly a missingno

  • @Dante9345
    @Dante9345 5 років тому +95

    A 42 MINUTE VIDEO ?!
    The Elder God’s have blessed us

    • @mob4609
      @mob4609 5 років тому +3

      Indeed

    • @henriqueazank5254
      @henriqueazank5254 5 років тому +1

      Indeed

    • @jaysherriff767
      @jaysherriff767 5 років тому +1

      Praise be to cthulu lol

    • @JP-ww5vz
      @JP-ww5vz 5 років тому +4

      Gunden only did it after consulting with the Elder Gods

    • @kylechristenson6927
      @kylechristenson6927 5 років тому +1

      Holy fuck I didnt even see it was that long. All praise daddy Gundam

  • @HowdyYT
    @HowdyYT 5 років тому +42

    “She painted the 16th chapel on her chest”
    😂🤣 oh Gundam please never change

    • @joopjam
      @joopjam 5 років тому +1

      Sistine chapel

    • @HowdyYT
      @HowdyYT 5 років тому +1

      Joop Jam listen carefully

    • @joopjam
      @joopjam 5 років тому +1

      Howdy i realised after lol

  • @mikeymy3042
    @mikeymy3042 5 років тому +93

    There's nothing sexual about body painting on twitch but if a guy was to do it he'd get an insta ban.

    • @krimsonking4331
      @krimsonking4331 5 років тому +10

      Can I paint my unit like a banana for tips.

    • @BoofHoover
      @BoofHoover 5 років тому +3

      Krimson King don’t forget to drop the link lmao

    • @randomwhittyname41
      @randomwhittyname41 5 років тому +8

      Someone should dress up like a bunny on Easter and paint their balls like festive eggs. See how long that goes before that channel is shut down. XD

    • @SapiaNt0mata
      @SapiaNt0mata 5 років тому

      there's nothing wrong about body painting, but boob painting is a problem according to twitch rules. you have to wear modest cloths. boob paint = wear no top at all = 0 modesty. it's the equivalent of a man being naked on the bottom and just put a pasty on the tip of the dick and paint. if a man does that he will get banned faster than the speed of light.

    • @x_bane_x4112
      @x_bane_x4112 5 років тому

      @@krimsonking4331 just the tips?

  • @MrImmortal709
    @MrImmortal709 5 років тому +61

    Image the outcry if Platinum was a dude... Zombie would have gone into feminist-berserk mode.

  • @motherlyfather9871
    @motherlyfather9871 5 років тому +15

    *"How can I earn money if people find out others have talent"*
    Probably something like that.

  • @batshine8
    @batshine8 5 років тому +6

    But if they get rid of the Booth Babes then they can try and have more eyes on them when walking around the convention. More like the ban on booth babes is to squash competition.

  • @tron5116
    @tron5116 5 років тому +43

    "If anything were to happen to her looks?"
    like hitting the wall 😬

    • @stubbyfoamz1
      @stubbyfoamz1 5 років тому +10

      If anything were to happen to her looks it would be an improvement

    • @TheLiamis
      @TheLiamis 5 років тому +2

      She already hit the wall. The wall is now going to curb stomp her ass.

    • @stevend4544
      @stevend4544 5 років тому

      @Crow Daddy legit I've always been a small boob guy for that reason cant ever tell what they reallly look like till the bras off

    • @BunnaySango
      @BunnaySango 5 років тому

      Every slut hits the wall at some point

    • @tron5116
      @tron5116 5 років тому

      Was referring to Kelly jean and that they both haven't hit 30 yet lol

  • @wastelander9092
    @wastelander9092 5 років тому +91

    Ooooo a 42 min upload? Getting my popcorn to watch papa gundam

  • @emeraldzero2108
    @emeraldzero2108 4 роки тому +3

    What bothers me the most is not the fact that she's being hypocritical and shaming others but herself, but the fact that she "cosplayed" as Velma with the glasses on her head.

  • @laurene988
    @laurene988 5 років тому +51

    Grid girls version 2.0
    Such cognitive dissonance, 'woman can do it if they want! But companies shouldn't offer those jobs! "

    • @nadalius1154
      @nadalius1154 5 років тому +2

      @@darrengordon-hill Just a bunch of crudy boomers that listen to the vocal minority thinking the whole world thinks like them.

    • @darrengordon-hill
      @darrengordon-hill 5 років тому +3

      @@nadalius1154
      Modern traditionalists.
      "It's outdated" they say.
      Based on nothing but the smell of their own farts.
      "It's a woman's right" is the same argument sex workers use, so anyone that disagrees with me is a whore.
      Then, with a straight face, say, "My campaigning had nothing to do with you losing your entire field of employment; the men in charge did that, I'm just a powerless woman nobody listens to, which is why we need feminism"

    • @Enclavefakesoldier
      @Enclavefakesoldier 5 років тому

      @@darrengordon-hill more like neutered soyboys. You bring up an excellent point though.

    • @darrengordon-hill
      @darrengordon-hill 5 років тому

      @@Enclavefakesoldier
      Ignore the women defacing "Beach body ready" posters, protesting in Hyde Park and suggesting such adverts cause women all manner of physical & psychological issues... blame the Muslim mayor for banning sexy ad campaigns cos he hates women cos Islam.
      Campaign to Facebook etc for manner of "safety" but all we do is bitch at Mark "fall guy" Zuckerberg like he's some James Bond supervillain

  • @Travis-uz2jz
    @Travis-uz2jz 5 років тому +47

    If she streamed herself playing in traffic imagine how much attention she would get 🤔

  • @XtremeConditions
    @XtremeConditions 5 років тому +16

    "Me? I'm up front. I'm quite the dirtbag."
    That made my morning dude... lmao

  • @zhoheb
    @zhoheb 5 років тому +114

    lol just saw this on the quartering and now gundam what a treat!

    • @zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba0
      @zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba0 5 років тому +6

      Behold seeing the UA-cam struggle for relevancy first hand. Being a normie didn't ever feel so great.

    • @bobbybologna3029
      @bobbybologna3029 5 років тому +14

      the quarter pounder gets old pretty quick

    • @DermyOP
      @DermyOP 5 років тому +2

      @@bobbybologna3029 what about a double quarter pounder

    • @xenoslayerlv426
      @xenoslayerlv426 5 років тому +1

      Same

    • @moulanakratos
      @moulanakratos 5 років тому +7

      Quarter Pounder is pretty boring tbh ! Gundam is a comedic genius compared to him.

  • @deepposeidon289
    @deepposeidon289 5 років тому +11

    2 things I have learnt about women is
    1. If it isn't beneficial to them they don't like it or want it.
    2. If it makes them money they will switch their view on a dime to pull in money.

    • @anayos6726
      @anayos6726 5 років тому +2

      DeepPoseidon Haha, real chameleons, aren’t they? Thing is, their views are logically flawed, and poorly thought out.

    • @jas3946
      @jas3946 5 років тому

      I wouldn't generalise this to ALL women but yeah some/most.

    • @deepposeidon289
      @deepposeidon289 5 років тому

      @@jas3946 Nope it's basically all women... You see how quickly they can drop their views and values for something if it's beneficial to them.

  • @alfonsor4985
    @alfonsor4985 5 років тому +48

    Literally heard about this and was saying how I can't wait for a 40 minute plus video by you.

  • @v0rtexbeater
    @v0rtexbeater 3 роки тому +7

    1:04 "what do booty shorts and bra tops have to do with energy drinks?"
    What do cleavage and loose clothes have to do with streaming videogames?

  • @JustSomeGuy009
    @JustSomeGuy009 5 років тому +33

    Putting woman out of work? Not helping that "wAgE GaP".

    • @armaggedon4christ
      @armaggedon4christ 5 років тому +2

      Male booth bros get paid 0% as much as booth babes...we need equality

  • @napster9999
    @napster9999 5 років тому +54

    Just because I'm walking through a bad neighborhood wearing my Rolex and gold chains, does not give criminals the right to mug me.

    • @zacharyfountain441
      @zacharyfountain441 5 років тому +10

      Napster
      I SAY THIS ALL THE TIME!
      So I had to comment. Lol, it’s like well of course you SHOULD be able to do that. But there’s a lot of things that SHOULD be that AREN’T.

    • @Chaotic_Jackal
      @Chaotic_Jackal 5 років тому +8

      True but you also only have yourself to blame when it eventually does happen. Just because someone doesn't have the right to do something to you doesn't absolve you from taking steps to help ensure that it doesn't happen.

    • @danielbrown503
      @danielbrown503 5 років тому +5

      As you're being beaten and robbed, tell your attackers that they "don't have the right". See if that saves you. Afterwards, you will be mocked and ridiculed because you are a stupid f#cking idiot.

    • @revfunk8823
      @revfunk8823 5 років тому +2

      Afuckingmen. Sorry, but if you only wear enough clothes to cover your goodies I don't feel sorry for the consequences YOU helped initiate.

    • @redtukeguy4263
      @redtukeguy4263 5 років тому

      Good luck

  • @therealkillerb7643
    @therealkillerb7643 5 років тому +45

    I respectfully disagree. I've seen those pictures of her painting her body and there is certainly nothing sexual about it; that unless, you are into land whales.

    • @kimrasmussen7188
      @kimrasmussen7188 5 років тому +16

      no wonder she hates the booth babes, she knows, that she would never stand a chance against them. thanks to twitch , she can get rid of them with a few clicks

    • @MrWinczakos
      @MrWinczakos 5 років тому

      Make Whales Great Again

  • @DrRynsta
    @DrRynsta 5 років тому +49

    Damn dude you made me want to do another play through of Max Payne 3, game's an absolute masterpiece.

    • @mattjindrak
      @mattjindrak 5 років тому +3

      Yeah...you'll walk...with a LIMP!

    • @davidharris3028
      @davidharris3028 4 роки тому +1

      @@mattjindrak oh the Payne I feel is to the max

    • @hell_pike9150
      @hell_pike9150 4 роки тому +2

      God you are right. one of the best games I've ever played

  • @Oroo420
    @Oroo420 5 років тому +8

    I died at the end of this one Gundam. Guess what the after-video ad was? A SteelSeries Headset... pure gold.

  • @luissantiago5163
    @luissantiago5163 5 років тому +87

    Not surprised you are covering this. Been looking forward to this. *edit* Girl's in a glass house and pulls the pin on a hand grenade.

    • @jeffreyhejny7315
      @jeffreyhejny7315 5 років тому +1

      I saw another UA-camr cover ZU earlier. The entire time I was watching that video, I was waiting for Gundaddy to upload his.

  • @jestergodfield690
    @jestergodfield690 5 років тому +30

    Gundam doing a 30min+ video? Ooooooh boi, clear my schedule I GOTTA SEE THIS

  • @TheBigDynamo
    @TheBigDynamo 5 років тому +19

    12:37 Why is no one talking about this beauty that happened in Max Payne 3?

    • @phenomanon3040
      @phenomanon3040 3 роки тому

      Is that what game this is?

    • @eradicateoni7394
      @eradicateoni7394 3 роки тому +2

      @@phenomanon3040 Max Payne 3 its super fun

    • @phenomanon3040
      @phenomanon3040 3 роки тому

      @@eradicateoni7394 thanks man! Is it worth playing the 2nd one? I played the 1st loved it!

    • @eradicateoni7394
      @eradicateoni7394 3 роки тому +1

      @@phenomanon3040 Yes in my opinion all the games are great

    • @phenomanon3040
      @phenomanon3040 3 роки тому

      @@eradicateoni7394 thanks I'll seek them out!

  • @swansenlock2348
    @swansenlock2348 5 років тому +85

    Zombie who...
    Err I don’t care. My life is fine without her in my thought space.

    • @cavey92347284life20
      @cavey92347284life20 5 років тому +14

      Lol if I wanna see porn then I go to pornhub. I don't go to Twitter and Twitch

    • @ZoanBlade90
      @ZoanBlade90 5 років тому +6

      Amen.

  • @Hump4free
    @Hump4free 5 років тому +69

    I always had the hots for Velma but then ZU killed it...

    • @Malphorus
      @Malphorus 5 років тому +3

      duuude, same.

    • @VerdyBerdy
      @VerdyBerdy 5 років тому +13

      Wait thats velma? I thought she was just trying to be a pumpkin.

    • @lorgaraurelian4076
      @lorgaraurelian4076 5 років тому +5

      @@VerdyBerdy that fuck you mean? Why would a pumpkin be reading a god damn book with a magnifying glass? Of course it's Velma nigga.
      I can see what you mean about the pumpkin tho.

    • @boglin
      @boglin 5 років тому +2

      @@VerdyBerdy zoinks

    • @MrNickPresley
      @MrNickPresley 5 років тому +2

      @@boglin Jinkies!

  • @DirkusTurkess
    @DirkusTurkess 5 років тому +42

    It'sAGundam bodypaint tutorial needs to happen :P

    • @Neonradss
      @Neonradss 5 років тому +3

      I reckon he should cosplay as a gundam and do it, giving us the gunpla / bodypainting crossover we never knew we wanted

    • @marthlink5015
      @marthlink5015 5 років тому

      @@Neonradss Cosplay a nude mecha stream and then say " You can't like ban me for expression of like art *rolls eyes*"

    • @hughneutron5303
      @hughneutron5303 5 років тому

      that seems better for critical then gundam

    • @ianv.1470
      @ianv.1470 5 років тому

      Holy shit. He can paint himself AS A GUNDAM. Pure gold.

    • @hughneutron5303
      @hughneutron5303 5 років тому

      @@ianv.1470 we heard you like gundams: so we put a gundam on your gundam so you can fight while you fight

  • @jasonisfamous6544
    @jasonisfamous6544 3 роки тому +4

    That tweet about someone running up to hug her seems made up for sure

  • @TheAuzman466
    @TheAuzman466 5 років тому +12

    I came across a comment from ZombiUnicorn on a tweet about a month ago, I decided to reply to it with a bully hunters joke. "What did you do with BullyHunter77?"
    I was blocked within seconds.

    • @druid-exe
      @druid-exe 5 років тому

      TheAuzman466 yupp

  • @cthulhuchan9587
    @cthulhuchan9587 5 років тому +60

    Platinum was the waifu we deserved

  • @666Ambriz
    @666Ambriz 5 років тому +22

    I was gonna cry myself to sleep this lonely Saturday night. But gundam upload now I’m happy and the night is saved.

    • @missyOJ
      @missyOJ 5 років тому

      666Ambriz you alright?

    • @shabibmahab
      @shabibmahab 5 років тому

      I’ve awoken from a deep slumber on a late Sunday afternoon. Gundam has put me back to sleep with this new information.

  • @AlleyCatNinja
    @AlleyCatNinja 5 років тому +4

    "Kelly Jean" Thanks for the research material Gundam.

  • @profanegunman7586
    @profanegunman7586 5 років тому +29

    Max Payne 3 is an excellent background game, so satisfying to watch.

    • @hitmanVCL
      @hitmanVCL 5 років тому +1

      Profane Gunman thanks man I was wondering what game it was and I wanna try it

  • @alysonburch
    @alysonburch 5 років тому +35

    I think her new nickname should be Zamboni Unicorn. 😂

  • @randomdude_2000
    @randomdude_2000 5 років тому +26

    I actually like your longer videos cuzz it gives you time to go on your full rants which are hilarious

    • @SpaceO2
      @SpaceO2 5 років тому

      random dude hell yeah 😂

  • @Raverjdog
    @Raverjdog 5 років тому +10

    She's pissed cos they stealing attention away from her, cmon folks we all know it's true. She is so shallow and attention starved that unless the whole world is talking about her, then she feels unimportant am I right.

  • @Nobody-ve6dh
    @Nobody-ve6dh 5 років тому +5

    I can't believe she's bullying those booth babes.

    • @VioletDeathRei
      @VioletDeathRei 5 років тому +1

      Someone should really call bully hunters.

  • @jodymarie9757
    @jodymarie9757 4 роки тому +2

    I bet those dancers really appreciate her basically threatening their income.

  • @Shadowlightning
    @Shadowlightning 5 років тому +37

    Every time I hear Gundam say "thought process" I hear it as "thot process".

  • @finalbossron662
    @finalbossron662 5 років тому +32

    *Sees Max Payne 3 Gameplay*
    I see you're a man of culture as well

    • @guest0046
      @guest0046 5 років тому +1

      MaxPayne 3 the GOAT shooter game in the ps3 era.
      Great and thrilling story, crazy fun singleplayer gameplay and the multiplayer was one of the most fun in ps3.

    • @hell_pike9150
      @hell_pike9150 4 роки тому

      God what a travesty that this game isn't huge like fortnite

  • @kdllamacorn9666
    @kdllamacorn9666 5 років тому +10

    Happy fathers day. Gave my husband the gift of supporting one of his favorite people (patreon supporter). Thanks for the great videos!

    • @aizenalighieri9178
      @aizenalighieri9178 5 років тому +4

      You give money to another person as a gift for your man ? A donation for Gundam is good, but as a gift for the person you love, really ?
      "So you gift for your birthday is a Lama, for Pedro, a Peruvian who make scarf with penguins foreskin ..."
      I hope he appreciate your gift, at least ... x)

    • @AbraCaStabra
      @AbraCaStabra 5 років тому +1

      First off, it's Father's Day not his Birthday, their anniversary, or Christmas. Second, I'm sure she knows her HUSBAND better than you do. Maybe this is a gift he will really appreciate for Father's Day.

    • @Regret2001
      @Regret2001 5 років тому

      @@arianafox365 thats a bit kinky still.

    • @kdllamacorn9666
      @kdllamacorn9666 5 років тому

      @@aizenalighieri9178 lol I'm sure it seems like a weird gift. But it was only part of his stuff for fathersday. If you really need to know our business he also got the metro books and the witcher books. He is awesome and works hard which allows me to be a stay at home mom. In turn my job is the kids, the house, the finances. So he never subscribed because of that. If supporting gundam means he will continue to make more videos it benefits my husband.
      Long story short. He enjoyed it. Thanks for being an asshole.

  • @AHersheyHere
    @AHersheyHere 5 років тому +13

    Oh 42 minutes, Pappa Gundam was extra angry today.

  • @SmokeKage
    @SmokeKage 5 років тому +65

    Bro.... did you say "sixteenth chapel"? Lol I'll let this one slide, everyone gets one.

    • @boglin
      @boglin 5 років тому +6

      Lmfao

    • @KingBranDaBroken
      @KingBranDaBroken 5 років тому +15

      hahaha i scrolled as soon as i heard it.. LMFAO... I

    • @solrosenberg9552
      @solrosenberg9552 5 років тому +12

      Everyone knows it's seventeenth chapel.

    • @HalfbreedTrini
      @HalfbreedTrini 5 років тому +2

      To be fair I had to look it up. Sistine👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿

    • @DanL21
      @DanL21 5 років тому +3

      @@KingBranDaBroken Same dude, I paused it and was like; someone has had to have pointed that out, LOL

  • @dbchillin7747
    @dbchillin7747 4 роки тому +1

    Sometimes people say stupid stuff and their ego and pride will not allow them to backtrack and apologize so they build on that

  • @rustyheckler8766
    @rustyheckler8766 5 років тому +54

    More like flabby unicorn. 😑

  • @cormoran2303
    @cormoran2303 5 років тому +13

    Wow, she's so -jealous- feminist.

  • @VierteMann
    @VierteMann 5 років тому +1

    This is just petty envy and greed, she doesn´t want bootbabes (I don't like them that much either) but she wants them out so she can have an excuse to be hired instead of them and charge 6 digits because she is a "celebrity"

  • @TsuNegi
    @TsuNegi 5 років тому +11

    Dave Chappelle? "Just because Im dressed this way!" I remember that standup lol Nice taste

  • @majpeaches
    @majpeaches 5 років тому +6

    I think Zombie Unicorn is just mad because NO ONE wants to objectify her.

  • @Willie_Pete_Was_Here
    @Willie_Pete_Was_Here 4 роки тому +1

    I haven’t considered it’s the current year, thanks ZombieUnicorn

  • @thefluffyneko4450
    @thefluffyneko4450 5 років тому +16

    Now I understand why gundam try's to keep his vids short, I can feel the aneurysm forming already.

  • @topdoink8764
    @topdoink8764 5 років тому +15

    "I should have been gay that day" Gundam, you are amazing xD

  • @fayenwolf
    @fayenwolf 5 років тому +8

    This is the 2nd time one of my anti-Thot memes has made it into one of your videos Gundam. @23:50 Thank you!
    I shall keep smithing the spiciest of memes for Gundam. Godspeed.

  • @user-ke3sk6jd3h
    @user-ke3sk6jd3h 3 роки тому +3

    1:16 look at how low those blurs are 🤣

  • @jawalo9256
    @jawalo9256 5 років тому +16

    Sooo i know this is a bit off topic but are we gonna ignore that crazy ass kill at 12:37

  • @defaulted9485
    @defaulted9485 5 років тому +5

    3:35 I counted the data on an old video somewhere ItsAGundam, the data was overinflated by a massive 24,027 times than the actual number harassment happens online.

  • @vforveranda4788
    @vforveranda4788 5 років тому +2

    I like how she goes after the company that puts women out to objectify themelves. .. wait.. is she talking about Twitch?

  • @shapeshiftingpedro
    @shapeshiftingpedro 5 років тому +10

    That picture of the "angry garden hoes" was too perfect! My sides are in orbit! 😂😂😂

  • @binbalebardac4156
    @binbalebardac4156 5 років тому +56

    I have never heard of her and I have been gaming since 1978.

  • @ShallowDepression
    @ShallowDepression 5 років тому +5

    Pay more attention to your daughters, this is the result if you don't.

  • @Exarch_Of_Justice
    @Exarch_Of_Justice 5 років тому +6

    I get what you mean about the cosplay but in THAT particular case it was 100% accurate to the character...even tho thats her "optional" swimsuit outfit in the game lol.

  • @sterlingarcher857
    @sterlingarcher857 5 років тому +7

    Zombiunicorn instantly blocked that female lecturer

  • @justinpierre8204
    @justinpierre8204 5 років тому +10

    42 whole minutes of gundam Christmas came early this year.

  • @Sentinel82
    @Sentinel82 5 років тому +32

    3,000,000 stopped playing games? 🤣
    You could add up women who have played games since 1980 and it wouldn't be 3,000,000 😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @user-dq5xg2zk8j
      @user-dq5xg2zk8j 5 років тому +3

      Are we including candy crush or no ?

    • @AwokenGenius
      @AwokenGenius 5 років тому +9

      Lol Candy Crush doesn't count, no Facebook games really count (except for the ones I played like Kingdoms of Camelot ;))

    • @Lethargy514
      @Lethargy514 5 років тому +4

      Easy man, numbers aren't her specialty. Actually, scratch that, I don't think she specializes in anything but hypocrisy.

    • @Caparzoshow
      @Caparzoshow 5 років тому +3

      @@AwokenGenius does kingdom of camel toe count? I play that all the time

    • @acefreak9561
      @acefreak9561 5 років тому

      I think 3 mil is a very very VERY small number compared to the number of "girl" gamers there are in the world

  • @kurosan0079
    @kurosan0079 5 років тому +1

    They fail to realize that these booth babes actually chose to do what they do and they actually enjoy what they do.

  • @slavkun8706
    @slavkun8706 5 років тому +7

    People complaining about how harassment and toxicity in games are at an all time high meanwhile I still have PTSD flashbacks of MW2 lobbies.

    • @defeatignorance8681
      @defeatignorance8681 5 років тому +4

      No such thing as harassment and toxicity online. None. The mute button ends it all easily. Harassment is when someone does something over and over and you can't escape it. This requires hitting a button and it is all over. She is an idiot.

  • @TheMarkvanes
    @TheMarkvanes 2 роки тому +2

    She is Just angry because they didn't hire her.

  • @garconvoute3024
    @garconvoute3024 5 років тому +11

    "Play the Victim" what does every Twitch Streamer do? *ding, ding, ding*

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 років тому +1

      Welcome back to family feud, would you like to play with your answer?

  • @thekindhearteddevil3438
    @thekindhearteddevil3438 5 років тому +28

    I just watched her stream for the hell of it... i now have stage 4 brain cancer , pray for me pls