Hmm. Well, based on the current social aspects of human society, you’d be talking about one of three different colors. Two of the colors are more likely than the third, but there are a couple of other different color names that could be a last name. Only thing is those other color names aren’t racist, at least not that I know of. The first two are either White or Black. The third that would be racist is Yellow (although it’s exceedingly rare, and I’ve not met someone with a last name of Yellow yet). I do not condone racism, but I relish the chance at figuring out KingMattXL’s last name. Based on the nature of calling someone racist, I’m guessing that the last name in question is the opposite of the person’s skin pigmentation. So if the pigmentation is black the last name would be White and vice versa. Based on the picture, egotism in building themselves up with a title in their username followed by a name, and a size, (please don’t hate me, it’s a best guess) is your last name Black? I mean, it could be Green(e), but that’s only racist to ET and Yoda. 🤣
KingMattXL Thank you for correcting me. Also, it’s rather embarrassing that I guessed wrong. But, hey, can’t win ‘em all, right? I’m a hater, personally, though I try my best not to be. I hate racism. I hate sexism. And I hate generalizations and stereotypes that make people suffer.
My father's grandparents were called the german version of "White" and my mother's grandparents were called the german version of "Black" lol. My Family has been very much white basically forever, just in case someone cares.
Bro are you okay? Cringe like that is cancer like. May want to make sure you are checked after getting exposed to a SJW. (Jokes aside sounds like you had a real idiot to deal with. That sucks.)
@Michael C, A Social Justice Warrior would go out of their way to act and realize the idealism that there’s absolutely no hate and nothing negative to hurt anyone. I am no such thing. I prefer balance. I hate certain aspects of life and I love others. On occasion I’ll comment on UA-cam. You can’t have happiness without sadness, generosity without greed, love without lust (depending on the conditions), peace without conflict. Life is like the tide, and you are the surfer. Balance. I like challenges and balance, not Social Justice. I’m a woman and I think that women’s rights activists go way too far. I have nothing against women’s rights, but equality was already achieved between genders (and therefore are trying to say that “women aren’t equal yet,” trying to be better than men, but that’s wrong and unfair). skin color has a little ways to go in society, despite being equal on paper.
mblegobuilds I have a fucking vocab the size of East Texas (I just read absurd amounts of books and at one point had a bitch forced me to read the dictionary 5 times) and even I have crappy grammar and odd pronunciations cause of where I’m from and my dumbassery
Im spanish and when I was studying our class never had a problem with their/they're or your/you're. Here in Spain we have a similar thing, the "laísmos" and "leísmos".
I got in a conversation with a 40-50 year old woman in a Publix grocery store about normal produce vs. organic produce, when I suddenly asked "Do you even know where all this food comes from?". I shit you not she told me that the store made them in the back. I'm a farmer. I grow tomatoes and bellpeppers on a commercial scale. I knew a lot of people didn't know that much about farming in general, but I wasn't aware there were people who didn't even know we existed.
wait.. so she actually believe the store has a commercial scale farm out back? must have some tardis level tech to hide something like that out back...
@@theldraspneumonoultramicro405 she thought that the warehouse they used in the back for storage of extra merchandise was in fact a massive greenhouse... Even though it didn't have a clear roof to let in sunlight like EVERY OTHER GREENHOUSE EVER!!! I swear she was on a level of ignorance I saw as hopeless.
@@fallingpetunias9046 To be honest, if I didn't know the environmental impact of hunting wild animals was greater than commercial meat production, by the pound of meat, I would recommend all meat-eaters to hunt, as it is less stressful for the animals, since they are in a more natural state, and there would be predators trying to eat them any way. I could never go off of meat entirely I think, you'd have to make me some damned good vegetarian nutritionally balanced food to change my mind, but neither option is "good" for the environment, obviously. I'd wish quorn was cheaper, so I could afford to give it a try. I love the concept.
@Theldras Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, Your username is awe-inspiring. I’m so proud of you. The world needs more people that are aware of such words. A bit difficult to pronounce, assuming the person has never seen or heard the word before.
Used to work for Hollywood Video. A customer got mad because I was checking IDs if customers didn't have their membership. I explained that providing the phone number wasn't a form of ID, because anyone could provide a phone number and fraudulently rent on their account (Easily by using the White Pages). She explained the situation to my manager, who allowed her to rent. After refusing to change my security methods, I was fired. Went to work for Blockbuster, where new customers complained that they left Hollywood Video because someone had fraudulently rented on their account by using their phone number. Be glad when someone cares about protecting your account.
@David Wizowski, Such is life. The rise and fall of establishments occurs everywhere. This is how it has been for over a billion years, and this is how it will continue to be until such a time when humanity ceases to exist (and even then, the pattern has the potential to persist).
@David Wizowski, Continuing on my previous thought, the reason for this lies in human nature and the mysterious ways of the universe. Humans as a whole have been in touch with nature for over a billion years. The universe requires balance, and so as easily as something can begin, it can just as easily cease. Humans tend to even mimic natural tendencies within artificial environments.
@David Wizowski, Further piggybacking on my prior thoughts, a natural tendency within an artificial environment that has been mimicked would be chemistry and physics. People of faith and people of science aren’t so different. The topic of luck and odds, for instance. If the odds are against you by a lot, and you win anyway, and the situation is repeated 3 more times with the same result, like picking marbles out of a bag while blindfolded. Applied Chance vs. Theoretical Chance. If your applied Chance is 100% success, but theoretical Chance is 95% failure, one could say you’re super lucky. 3 more times after the original 4 times. Still 100% success. People will start to think you’re cheating. Nobody can find any evidence of cheating because you’re not. How would you explain that? The chances of that happening are lower than anyone’s success in taking over the world without facing a single casualty. So, virtually impossible (not impossible, but pretty much the difference between absolute zero and how close we’ve gotten to it). I say that’s Fate at work. I’d tell you that I actually know her personally, but everyone would think I’m a lunatic, despite it being truthful.
Dog owner here. Have owned dogs most of my life, sometimes more than one at a time. When you own dogs, you get to know them pretty quickly, how they behave, differentiate between their different types of barks, growls, etc. One day I received two friends as house guests. One for whom it was the first time ever visiting me, and another who had been over several times, had met my dogs, played with them, and whom I thought would've have gotten to know my dogs by now... So we're in a room playing some board games when my dogs walk in and proceed to play fight. New house guest: "Dude, your dogs are fighting, you should brake them off." Me, looking up from the game to see what my dogs are doing: "Nah, they're just playing..." House guest: "But they are growling, they are fighting." Me: "Oh no, this is not their serious growls, they are definitely not fighting for real, trust me." House guest: "But they are growling, this is serious." Friend who came here often proceeds to back up new house guest at this point. I'm thinking "wtf dude, you know these dogs." Me: "Guys, those are my dogs, I've had them for X years, I think I know how to tell the difference between when they are play fighting and when they are fighting for real..." House guest: "Well they are fighting for real now and you need to break them up now before they hurt themselves." Me: "No. Look, none of them has tried to bite they other yet, they're just pushing each other and roughhousing." House guest: "You're a horrible pet owner!" He then proceeds to get up and break up my dogs. My dog look confused as fuck, as they now think they did something wrong, but they don't know what it is... Game night proceeds with dogs moping around and looking miserable, like they're trying to figure out what they did wrong or to make it up to us somehow... Bonus points if you read this in the same voice as the video.
Dude this makes me so mad because I have had dogs for my whole 15 years of existence and you can tell when they are playing by them just wagging their tails or them just not ripping each other to shreds, I'ts so easy to tell when they are playing or not.
Not on the same par but my best friend who's owned dogs periodically keeps trying to tell me how to discipline/teach my dog. I have not owned dogs for very long overall in my life although my husband has. He's had dogs from the time he was born to 27, and then we got a dog together a few months ago for our kids. My friend keeps telling me that you need to be very aggressive when they do something bad or when you don't want them to do certain behaviors. I.e. spray them with a water bottle, bite their ear, kind of like wrestle (can't think of a better description) them to the ground by the scruff of their neck, ect. She also says that she's still had problems with some of her dogs (our dogs are brothers from the same litter) behaviors. I tell her idk about her approach I've had better reception for most of the behaviors with rewarding good things with good behaviors. She keeps telling me I'm wrong, my husband backs me up that with training a dog you normally want to do that with only minor discipline coming down to the behavior itself and the corrective measures. We argue about this for a while, I say ok whatever you're right and go on doing it our way. My husband later looks it up that for our dogs mixed breeds as well as for most if not all dogs, the way we've been doing it, is best because punishing them too severely can cause the problem of them lashing back and that would be especially detrimental if that happened with our youngest two around. I say yeah I know already, I studied and learned enough psychology to know that for people as well as pets when trying to train or untrain a behavior in or out of them it's best to reward with treats when accomplished rather than essentially beatings for continuing to doing it wrong without any corrective measures in place.
@@jaslynweisen9174 Yeah, you usually get better result by rewarding good behavior than punishing bad ones, but sometimes you have to be ready to show your dog who's the alpha, why it is important to force them in a position of submission from time to time. But you can do that without forcing them to the ground by grabbing them by the scruff of the neck, and certainly not by biting their ears. Your friend is an absolute psychopath if this is how he raises his dogs...
Oh man, if I'm you, OP, I would've cancelled that game night & see that guest out permanently & to never disrupt your dogs again. A stranger doesn't win over your lifetime companion.
"I don't care if your brother's ex girlfriend's aunt cured her diabetic cat with cinnamon. Leave me alone and let me stab myself in peace over here." I've found my soulmate.
I’m allergic to cashews. When I eat them, my throat swells up and I vomit. My mom watched me have an allergic reaction to cashews. She doesn’t believe I’m allergic.
Parents that don't believe allergies are a thing just blow my mind. What do they think allergic reactions even are then? I've even heard of some secretly putting an allergen into their kid's food just to prove it! Figuring if the child doesn't know something is in their food, then nothing will actually happen. And even when that turns out exactly as you'd expect it to, they somehow still don't believe!
20:52 "(...)weaning myself off insulin (...)" And in the next episode we'll learn how to survive without oxygen and how shooting yourself with increasingly bigger calibers will make you immune to bullets
i love how that wording implies insulin is some kind of messed up drug you should stay far away from instead of something that literally keeps you alive and their own body actually produces lol
@@huh968 Type two diabetics may indeed still produce their own insulin. Type one diabetics may still produce insulin in the early stages of their malady, but not later. Type two diabetes can often be controlled with correct dietary choices or even completely eliminated. Type one diabetes is actually a different disease to type two and the only option at this time is insulin to stay alive. Technically, if someone had Type two diabetes, they could indeed "wean themselves off insulin" but would need to have a strict regime, including blood sugar monitoring; often type two diabetics take tablets instead of having injections; it's really an individual case by case thing. People throw the word "diabetes" around but there's more than one kind, including a version that can hit during at risk pregnancies...so...
@@Kayenne54 nah, i was talking about those non-diabetic ppl that are criticizing the guy for using insulin, apparently they got no clue that their own non-diabetic bodies produce insulin to keep them alive
@@huh968 amazing how many things the masses are still ignorant about, despite the proven facts. Gluten allergies. How many people that don’t particularly care about certain natural and/or sensitive diets actually know what Gluten is or what a gluten allergy can do? Lactose Intolerance vs. Lactose Allergy. I’ve seen people throw “Lactose Intolerance” around in conversations when they mean the person has a Lactose allergy. I’m Lactose Intolerant. I have used rice milk in my cereal since I was 4 (at least, that’s as far back as I can actively remember). Fat. A lot of folks don’t understand how some fatty foods are good for most people. There are more than just Omega 3s (polyunsaturated fats). Omega 6 fats (polyunsaturated fats) and Omega 9 fats (monounsaturated fats). All 3 are good for you, but too much of any one isn’t that healthy. People tend to have 10x the ω6s vs ω3s. Getting rid of the 6s isn’t what you want to do though. Eating more 3s is compensation enough. These are only a few additional examples to the lack of understanding the masses hold for Diabetes. Don’t even get me started on how people started using the term “Autistic” in place of “Retarded” because they thought the “Retarded” insult was getting old. As a person with Aspberger’s Syndrome, I absolutely can’t stand how unintelligent people can be.
@@hauntedshadowslegacy2826 happened when I was 12 :P Docked points from my exam. Lady thought snakes don't have spines either. Elementary school teachers aren't really all that impressive.
I was at a bit of a social gathering with some “tough” guys. This was after a few of them watched some UFC videos. They started talking about how they would destroy someone who would try to grapple with them if they were to get in a fight. As an experienced BJJ practitioner I immediately took this guy’s offer and challenged him. He then said he’ll hurt me. I said that’s fine, and he shouldn’t care because I have been in fights with people who can actually fight. This pissed him off and he obviously then wanted to prove himself in front of his friends. Everyone made a circle and the guy came in swinging like a mop strapped to a ceiling fan. I grabbed him, got his back and put him in a rear naked choke while his friends stood around laughing at him. I feel bad about it, but somebody has to put people like that in their place.
OlyMolly Nah. Everyone is tough until they get asked to train at an actual fight gym. Then excuses like “I’m just going to hurt someone” come. It really says a lot.
Whenever there's a new 'tough' guy in school, it's customary among my classmates that they have to fight me to prove themself. I'm 10 years old, 4'2, have a baby face and am on the larger side. I basically look like the most soft girl in the world. I have trained in fighting since I was 5, and have never been beaten. I don't look athletic, but I secretly train every day.
Someone told me I have type 2 diabetes. "I have type 1 though" "Nah" "But I swear, I've had type 1 for 10 years now" *proceeds to tell me how I apparently have type 2 and that I have for 10 years*
What's even more fun is when it's an endocrinologist who's telling you this. New doctor (new to me - she clearly needed to retire), and she made me get a blood test to prove I'm type 1. Next appointment is with the physician's assistant, who looks at the extensive bloodwork that I had also shown the doctor, and says, "Oh, yes, look at this low triglyceride number. That's an obvious indication that you're type 1." Needless to say, I have a different endocrinologist now.
@@davidhood2200 ok bit late but yeah fellow T1 here, just had my 10th anniversary of the condition back in april. Hate it when people make assumptions about diabetes like this. That and the "Oh you can't eat chocolate or it'll kill you" type of nonsense, I'm all for folks asking me questions, but god some people just assume they know everything. Kinda funny in a way though.
That's just nuts. Type 1 and type 2 present wildly differently. E.g. I am borderline type 2 and it only shows up on my fasting blood tests as I can't get my blood sugar levels low enough ever it seems. I can't begin to imagine what type 1 is like where you have to monitor your blood sugar all the time. Not too high, not too low. Both are bad.
Been building 'PCs' since before IBM started making PCs, including the one my wife used. She had just discovered the internet asked me how some piece of software worked (don't remember exactly what it was.) I tell her "It works this way (insert explanation here). She tells me "No, it doesn't work that way!" I drop the conversation because sometimes her brain is information-proof. About a week later she comes home from her internet buddy's house and tells me "Did you know that this piece of software works like this (insert explanation here). Her explanation was the same as the one I gave her the week before, but because her internet buddy told her, she believed it. Me, not so much. The kicker was, she didn't even realize that we both told her the same thing.
"You're mixed!" "No... I'm... I'm black. I'm just a bit on the lighter side--" "You're mixed! I know it!" Both black parents and grandparents and grandparent's grandparents. "Gee, you're right. How would I know?"
Just because your grandparents don't look "mixed" doesn't mean they arent. I mean if you're not very dark you're mixed somewhere down the line. African ethnic groups are fairly distinct. If you're genetically from Africa and not very dark theres good chance you're Arab or something close to the Mediterranean. But it would be fairly apparent because of facial features. There's nothing wrong with being mixed, everyone is a mutt. Most dark skinned people that have a long lineage in the US have European, Arab, or Native American DNA. Never understood why it needs to be black and white.
@@Lvl18Meep While it's true that there definitely has to be some caucasian in me somewhere, because my mother and I are pretty light-skinned, what I'm meaning is that my parents and grandparents and grandparents' grandparents are African American. They may be mixed up with a ton of other ethnicities... because we pretty much all are. Nobody's just *W h i t e* or *b l a c k* You could be Irish, Italian, African, whatever, really. I wasn't talking from a 23-and-me DNA test POV... I just meant generally... lol And, I agree, there's nothing wrong with being mixed. I was just talking about how annoying it is to be automatically classified as mixed, or assumed that one of my parents is white because I'm "lighter" and have "good hair," capiche?
Well if you go back far enough all of humanity came from Africa originally. So we are all the same any way. The environment and blood lines changed things over the thousands of years, but we all share the same roots.
How is welding? I dropped out of college and started to look at trades. I've seen that's it's pretty expensive for classes but you get a job almost immediately right? I'm just not the type of person that can do another 4-6 years in college.
@@BeyondAIR15 Production welding job will normally train you in house. If you're in Canada near Toronto try National Steel Car. Within a year you can be making $30/hr if you're good enough. It's piece work. More you make more you earn. Or try a service technician labourer job and ask to learn to weld. They might let you practice on their welders while your not busy and if you get good enough to challenge your ticket boom, they might promote you. Schooling for welding is pretty pointless unless you're specialising, such as pipe welder (oil lines), underwater, etc. But unions like to see the piece of paper so they pay more. It's just how you go about doing it. You could also just buy a welder and steel, and watch UA-cam videos. Its hard starting but it's like riding a bike once you got it, you got it.
iNfam0usColors Well because welders are so rare nowadays pretty much they’ll train you on how to weld on the job But I went to school there was a program along with my high school and I had to attend two years to get my certification
@@sgtwhisker26 I appreciate you and Ryan giving me hope. Maybe a trade is exactly what I need to get back on my feet. My dad told me to do CS and I just couldn't stand it. The subject itself isn't bad, actually strangely enough I find coding satisfying. It's just the extra bs classes that I don't really need (besides Math and English).
Oh, so it's literally that years old copy-paste mostly saved in screenshots nowadays: -If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous. -What if it bites me and it dies? -That means you're poisonous.Jesus Christ, mate, learn to read. -What if it bites itself and I die? -It's voodoo. -What if it bites me and someone else dies? -That's correlation, not causation. -What if we bite each other and neither of us die? -That's kinky.
@@ferociousmaliciousghost Here's more info for those curious. According to the Australian Acadamy of Science, "While there have not been many people willing to submit to this experiment, it is theoretically possible to swallow venom and not notice any effects (unless of course you had cuts in your mouth, in which case it could enter your bloodstream). This is because the acids in your stomach would break down the venom like any other protein before it could reach your bloodstream-at least, that's the theory."
Uhm, yes, cows can RUN. what did she think they were doing in those Spanish arenas? or why you should always stay away from herds that have a bull? they are FAST -.-
I'm sure there's some quote out there that bullshit's something along the lines of "Cows don't run, they (other word for run), or they'll sprint, but they never run" Again bullshit but I've seen a picture of a WWII platoon and everybody is the same guy and the Internet wouldn't lie twice
I've had people argue my heritage with me. Basically: "You're German-American, right?" "No, I am not German." "Your name is German." "It's a Germanic name, just like a quarter of the US. But I have never been to Germany and do not speak German." "Your family came from Germany." "My ancestors came from what is now Switzerland, before there was such a country as Germany." *Rolls eyes* "Well, to each their own." Another college student told me my grandmother's family was obviously rich because they fled Soviet Russia after the revolution and he seriously believed everything was great in the USSR. He would seriously quote Stalinist era propaganda and didn't believe gulags were a thing.
Oh my God I have had my cycling trainer actually disagree with my doctor who specifies in knee problems about whether I have a certain disorder or not WHEN I TOOK A FREAKING MRI I'm done with people
@@theodosius7165 I'm a really big fan of this british comedian Richard Ayoade. His humour is awkward and witty, he very very rarely laughs, even on panels. The few times ive seen him laugh were on it crowd bloopers, and a single time on The Big Fat Quiz, because he made a your mum joke.
Dude one of THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS OCEANIC SOCIETIES IN THE WORLD posted a one of those guy sitting in a corner at a party memes about the tendency for things to evolve into crabs with no context so I'm pretty sure experts are just wacky
That’s obviously BS but you get a qualification called coding where they scan your welds with an X ray, I think there are 14 of them Possibly a miscommunication?
I taught various forms of sign language for 6 years, been a Sign Language interpreter for 35. Was teaching a Signing Exact English II class and had a parent who had read a book, created her own signs for herself and child, try to tell me how i was teaching things in the wrong way because i actually required them to learn the proper rules for making new signs before teaching any. She tried to use her invented signs in class and got confused stares from the other students and they told her to learn the proper ones. If she didn't her child was going to be laughed at in school by the other deaf children because they would not be able to understand her.
@@toscatattertail9813 i knew that i was just making a joke. At my college there are a few deaf people and you know they're in a heated argument when they start shouting and moaning at eachother, they obviously cannot hear themselves but i found interesting how we vocalize even when we cannot hear ourselves.
@@thehermit8618 you would be amazed at how many people believe that schools for the deaf or other large groups of deaf people are totally silent. I have been an interpreter for 35 years, and have come across people who believe that deaf people do not laugh out loud.
I have a degree in history, specialising in the protestant reformation in northern Europe. I was also raised in a baptist church for most of my life. I had a Bible study leader insist that the Baptists believe in infant baptism. I told him that no, they were originally called anabaptists meaning rebaptisers because they were the first denomination to advocate adult baptism rather than the infant baptism the Catholic church advocated. He continued to argue with me. I told him I was raised in a Baptist church for over 20 years. Still wouldn't believe me. I'm sure he's still out there preaching shit he just made up to other young people today.
@gillecroisd 92 No one misses the point like a christian. Religion tells people what they want to hear, so when what they want changes, we get schizms like you describe - or changes in doctrine with the pretence of continuity. And yes, you've just missed the point again, getting confused between people changing what they need to believe because their circumstances have changed, and changing what they believe when it's shown to be false.
That takes me back, in an odd way. I spent two years on a mission for the church I belong to, it was amazing how many people wanted to correct me about what I believed in. "No, your twenty years' experience is wrong, my friend said you lot don't believe in Jesus, you need to study your teachings more." Riiiiiight.
I suspect that in a lot of these cases, the native speaker isn't speaking the language as it would be taught to someone in a school, because people don't actually talk that way.
After college, my brother and I were in Italy visiting relatives. My brother had just spent 6 months studying abroad in Italy and had met our Italian cousin's friends. One of these friends was a guy who was trying to show off his English and was a bit critical of the other Italians' English. At one point he turned to me and asked, "Do you speak English?" He didn't realize I was the "American boy's" sister. I assured him I did, in fact, speak English. There was the elderly, non-athlete patient who was taking double the prescribed dose of a heart drug who tried to convince me that a resting heart rate of about 50 was totally normal for him (WRONG), that he keeps track of it at home and it regularly dips down to the 40s (!!!!!) but it's no big deal (WRONG) and he knows what he's doing. (WRONG.) I alerted his primary doctor and my office manager and both told him in very polite terms that he was a freaking moron who was risking going into cardiac arrest. And also, he would not be getting extra refills since he's not taking his med as prescribed. I still remember his furious retort: "if I don't take double then my heart rate gets up to 80! You don't think that's dangerous?" . . . . . No, sir, we think that is precisely what it should be for your age and body type.
You can do that with cheese- hard or semi-soft cheeses. It's suggested about 1 inch around the moldy area is to be taken off but do more if that makes you comfortable.
@@billolsen4360 idk if I'm wrong or if the doctor is wrong but some molds that grow on breads can make you see hallucinations. I may be wrong though so don't quote me on it
When i first started uni (murika land), the massive number of people i met who insisted that you could drink underage if someone over 21 buys the drink for you was shocking. Later at orientation a cop came on stage just to say that this was not true because i guess the misconception was spreading around so much. It was funny. "And if you go to the wrong sort of party and get caught drinking underage, please for the love of god do not tell us your parents bought the beer for you, because then we have to charge them too for buying alcohol for minors"
DrunkSnowWhite my state absolutely does allow your parents to buy alcohol for you to drink - but it has to be consumed at home, to prevent it as an excuse for teens out drunk at random locations.
@@DrunkSnowWhite Wisconsin, for one. Actually, Wisconsin is weird in that you can legally drink if you're under 18 so long as your parents/guardians provide it and you're at home. But once you're 18 you can't even do that; you have to wait until you're 21 to legally drink again. Source: lived in WI between the ages of 17 and 22.
@@pompe221 The Wisconsin juvenile being provided with alcohol while his/her/thry parents are present and consenting does not have to be at home. This can occur in any setting in which alcohol is being legally offered or served.
I have a culinary degree, and I love it when these neckbeards who think microwaving a Hot Pocket is cooking and try to correct me on the proper way to cook certain meals.
I don't have a degree but I've trained for a couple years under someone who does. It absolutely is infuriating when people correct me or act like they know better when they've likely never even set foot in a restaurant kitchen let alone worked one
@@MowMowMowDiittyMow Hey, smartass, everyone has to eat. Its arguably one of the most important jobs out there. A degree shows the quality of your work. Didn't always used to be that people could eat at any time with cold storage and microwaves. Used to be you had to prepare ingredients the moment you wanted to eat and people like us were all that were qualified for the job. Besides, nobel prizes mean very little nowadays. Trained cooks likely do more good on a daily basis than these pretentious blowhards in a week
@@lightstarstears4932 Eh, it's not that green. I remember when i went to Spain and gasped when i saw how vivid the trees and grass were. But it's not a hunk of ice like a lot of people think haha
This feels like the same energy as when my mom told me a story of a Caucasian acquaintance asking her/her friend about Malaysia, our birth country, when she was still studying in ISU (Iowa). The person even asked about something along the lines of, "do you still live high up on the trees?" This isn't made up or stolen from those same exact questions, but uninformed people do ask the stereotypical, repetitive questions sometimes. My mom & her friend just laughed awkwardly.
my mom often try to tell me personal things about myself: me: my favorite color is red mom: no, it's not me: uh...yes it is mom: I'm sure it is not me: and why's that??? mom:*cause you never wear red clothes* me: uh huh...your logic is something else ma'am
Similar, my relationship with my mom has never been good. I once told my mom that i think i talk too much (to other people). She condescendingly laughs and argues that its not true and i don't talk at all. I already knew that the relationship isn't good but this was depressing because it made me realize that not only does my mom not know me well, but that I'm quiet around her.
After finally meeting with a psychiatrist at 18 and being told what having Aspbergers syndrome and ADHD entailed and also being diagnosed with 2 other mental illnesses, I began doing more and more research into every bit of it because ever since I was 9 and diagnosed with ADHD and Aspbergers, I was never informed as to what those meant. This is because my parents, although good people and good parents for the most part, thought they didn't need to know what these mental illnesses meant and just took the little they were given. I still remember at 19 trying to explain everything to my dad and he says, "When I was in highschool, I would've gotten diagnosed with ADHD because I got angry alot, so I do understand." I just stared at him in disbelief. Took 4 and a half years to get him to understand my situation, but both parents did eventually start to take it all in.
3 steps to winning an argument in the most satisfying way. 1. Make sure you’re absolutely certain you’d look like a fool if you did step three and ended up being wrong. 2 have an extensive argument don’t pull the proof yet let them convince themselves they’re right 3 when their smugness and confidence reaches a maximum unleash the proof this can be done several ways like getting a professional, getting a mob of people, or googling it Some people are immune to this strategy and have special counters. Moms- I gave you life I can take it away Karen’s- HOW RUDE you won’t have a job tomorrow Little siblings- NO your a dumb poopy head Flatearthers/antivax- I did my research and I have proof but I’m not going to show it to you Extreme feminist- HELP I’m being assaulted Old people- you young people always on your cell phones and nick nacks These are a few of the many exceptions if you encounter these sorts up people it’s best to avoid them
I had someone argue with me on Facebook about reliability of cars, specifically Land Rover, Alfa Romeo and Jeep. Despite me clarifying that my father has been a mechanic for over 40 years, he refused to take what I said. Then came the gem. He posted a screenshot with said 3 manufacturers at the bottom of the list, stating that they had the least complaints of all manufacturers, and far less than Toyota. But, he hadn’t interpreted it right, and the source he had proved were the numbers of complaints per 100 vehicle. Toyota was at around 80 I think. But Alfa was about 120, and Land Rover and Jeep were over 140. Not 2 minutes later had he deleted every comment he had made 😂😂
I like to think that, when the paramedic was in the middle of doing his/her job and the lady tried correcting her/him, the crowd Literally just ate the lady alive in the costco food court.
A legitimate conversation i had with my 7th grade english teacher Me: octopuses have blue blood Teacher: so do humans Me: no... we don't Teacher: yes we do, you can see the blue veins in your wrist Me: the only way that would be possible is if we had copper in our blood instead of iron, which we don't Teacher: i think you need to do your research I'm glad she wasn't my science teacher
I know I'm late to the party, but I had a science teacher in 8th grade who said isotopes were not atoms of the elements they were isotopes of and that the word "particle" could only describe alpha and beta particles, nothing else. I went to private school, so my parents were paying for that.
The weirdest part is that as a woman she, by design, bleeds profusely every month. Even if she manages to avoid getting cut, there's no avoiding your period.
I was told by an idiot years ago that we have blue blood, which is why our veins are blue, and it turns red when exposed to air, like when you get cut or whatever. I knew it was wrong, but I enjoy letting people think I believe their ridiculous "facts".
@@lightstarstears4932 I remember the sheer satisfaction of being the only person in my 7th grade science class that could call this bullshit, and watching all my classmate's faces crumple when the teacher told them I was *right*. Most smug I ever was at 13 years old.
This this this this this. I once had to assist a lady lawyer (Yeah I know, she wasn't IT) with a problem getting e-mail from her email account on her phone. It just wasn't working. I double checked the settings and tried to get her e-mail from her laptop, and that didn't work either. Her husband wasn't able to get his e-mail either. So I told her that the problem was with the provider of the E-mail account, and she proceeded to turn into a Karen and yell at me "No that's not that problem!" for about 10 minutes. I let her have her say and politely told her, "well, I'm sorry but it doesn't seem like I'm going to be able to assist you." Amusingly, by this time the e-mail had started working again because the provider had fixed it. (Turned out it was a system wide outage they were aware of and repaired) She refused to pay me because I didn't know what I was doing.
Oof. Anyway, got a joke. Q: What did Tenna see? A: What Arken saw. Post Scripture: I know that’s not how the state names are spelled, but I spelled them like that to appear more like actual names. Jokes are easier to tell out loud without spelling giving away the joke, despite the context pretty much giving this one away.
@SouthernMapping, you’re most welcome. I’m a little bit of everything all wrapped into one. I’m an athlete, an intellectual, a gamer, a comedian, a writer, a musician, a “vigilante,” and much more. The only thing I’m not... is human. That was more of a learned skill. The rest is all... natural.
I'm sure it comes down to history and where the name is derived. Kansas comes from the name of the Native American group that inhabited the area around the first Kansas, which was Kansas City, Missouri, which was founded before the state of Kansas existed. I'm not aware of how Arkansas got it's name, but likely a similar way. Hope this helps.
I believe that out of everything, it isn't the missinformation/ignorance that pisses people off but the absolute foolhardy confidence and smug attitude people correct someone else, as if they were complete masters of the topic
I spent 17 years as a sportswriter, and online - on Twitter in particular - I run into people quite often who think they're knowledgeable about AP, or even simply workable writing, style. The number of people who don't know "there, their, they're" or "to, too" and think "should of" is proper is rather maddening, actually.
I consider myself an expert at history, specifically military history, always fascinated me as a kid. So I have about 15 years of reading, studying, and taking classes in my noggin. Literally a passion if mine. One day i started talking to a buddy of mine and said topic was brought up. He proceeds to tell me "Yeah basically every battle throughout history has only consisted of like 30 guys fighting 30 other guys. That was considered a major battle" I was just kind of speechless. I told him that many major battles consisted of thousands of men fighting and dying, he said "No, there werent that many people back then to have battles that big, and that cities only consisted of a couple hundred people." I proceeded to sight numerous battles in basically every time period, showed him the population of various cities through the ages, and basically gave him a history lesson.
I'm a sound board engineer and instrumentalist. My father in law told me today's music (as in 2012 and sooner) is all awful because nowadays anyone can "just use autotune" I tried explaining to him autotune existed for decades and even queen had different sorts of plug ins, but more importantly that autotune isn't just some mystical magical easy button to make anyone sound good and actually doesnt really affect how good you sound at all. Of course though he just kept shouting about the lack of talent because OBVIOUSLY older=better... fucking boomers
I was teaching an ASL, Sign language class and one of the people who hired me and fancied themselves well educated on signs decided to come sit in on a class. She wasn't very nice when she interrupted the class to tell me that one of the signs I was teaching was wrong, so I tried with several variations of that sign. There are accents in Sign just like spoken, so I tried all of those I knew too. She was quite condescending as she refused to back down. As she had her textbook with her, I told her maybe she should look it up. Guess who got embarrassed.
The diabetes thing is so real. The amount of people that tell me "you should just diet". I've had it for 20 years, I can't believe I never thought of that! Thanks for looking out for me, bud.
I remember me and my parents went for a walk in the country side and we ended up going through a field with cows in it, there was a river nearby and tbf I think the cows were just curious by us but my child mind thought we were about to get trampled. We were just stood by the river where the cows couldn't reach us and I was freaking out haha
Don't you just love it when someone from out of town corrects you on how to pronounce your own place names and even gets huffy about it? I live in Oregon (prounounced Or-a-gun, not Or-e-gone) next to the Willamette River (Wil-lam-met, not Willa-met).
Being a Type 1 diabetic When people say “Oh! Wait! Can you eat that?” Like... NO, I don’t know what I can and can’t eat, I’ve just gone 11 years of my life not knowing what I can and can’t eat
You have to keep in mind that others have misinformation about diabetics. If they're surprised, they probably genuinely didn't know... My late uncle had it. Mom made him a special chocolate pie for Thanksgiving every year she could. It was amusing to watch him hug it at the table and tell everyone it was *his* diabetic pie. (He was the stoic, silent type)
To be fair, I have no idea what a diabetic can and cannot eat. If I had a friend who was a diabetic, celiac or vegan, I'd have no idea what they can and cannot eat because I'm the kind of monster who never thinks about it.
They are wrong it's made of candy. Everyone knows that God was making hard toffee and he set it on fire, he was too busy making earth pretty, now he can't put it out because it got to big, so he just shoved it in the middle there. Hoping no one would notice.
When I'm majoring in sciences and have taken several chemistry, biology and have also had to take fitness and health classes as general education courses, and a random girl on discord was telling me I was stupid for thinking carbohydrates were what fuels the cells and gets stored as fat. She said no, sugar does that. It's the same fkn thing.
She's right, glucose is the primary fuel of cells. Glucose is a carbohydrate, but the terms are not interchangeable, hence the need for starch to be digested before it can be absorbed and stored as glycogen.
I've been a full time art model for the better part of a decade and have worked as a traditional artist and illustrator about the same amount of time. I happen to have a pretty big network in the art world because of what I do. I work around entertainment design types, fine artists, etc. I came across a thread on reddit where a guy was frustrated that there was a market for contemporary art. He said something along the lines of "Why do artists all like this stuff." The thread was mostly people complaining about the genre (and I have to say, I agreed with most of them). I explained my experience to him, then said that fortunately contemporary art is a pretty small minority (contrary to popular belief; at least in the US) and that in my experience most artists don't have much respect for contemporary art. I know many well known artists in California and from around the world, and everyone I've spoken to on the topic sees it as an insult to their craft. I got mass downvoted and had a bunch of people tell me that I didn't know what I was talking about; that most artists liked contemporary art. Upon investigating some of their profiles I found that at least the few I checked out had no evidence of any experience in the art world. I was furious for getting downvoted for that. It made absolutely no sense to me.
I have a similar story but it's with dA. I'm a cartoonist, and while not the best I do know my art principles and anatomy. Most of the time when I give out any constructive criticism on an art piece that tries to achieve some form of cartoon stylization with something awry, I immediately get dogpiled under the "ITS MY STYLE!!11!" deflection cuz apparently because something is done on purpose (it usually isn't) that it is absolved of criticism. On a similar note, people who think they're hot shit or who got big mad over what I gently said about an uneven eye claiming that my art is trash because it isn't to their liking. Nothing critical at all, just big mad. These are almost always people who have read a single drawing book or who just got out of school.
Welcome to the mass of retards known as reddit. Remember, most of the twittards are on reddit too. Same with imgur and tumblr. 70 IQ fools who blindly follow the commie doctrine of public education. They eat Tide pods and don't know which bathroom to use. They honestly believe they are the entitled voice of the internet.
7:10 "Someone will ask how tall I am and I will reply 6 minutes and 10 seconds.". This is when you know that no real effort was put into the creation of this video.
To be fair, a lot of the AskReddit videos have exceedingly bad pronunciation issues. It’s mostly because of the automated voice. I’d much rather hear someone reading the stories than any automated voice.
@Joe Nelly, pay attention to the tick marks. When someone says 6 foot 10, you can use a single tick for feet. A double tick for inches. However, the same rules apply for stopwatches. Single tick for minutes, double tick for seconds. When using height in text, people often will leave out the double tick. I’m assuming that’s what happened.
I’m a firearms instructor and a certified Beretta Armorer. I’ve been to the factory. Beretta FS96 pistol is the most purchased pistol on the world. I had a guy try to tell me he was off target because the barrel was bent. Beretta barrels are made from 100% virgin steel. He insisted it was bent. I asked if I could fire his pistol. After I shot a smiley face on his target I placed eyebrows on it. I smugly gave it back to him and said “now it’s your turn”!!
I've played the violin for years, you know how many people tried to say that the viola is smaller than the violin? No, the violin is smaller! Still ticks me off.
customer on the phone: *wants to know something that i cant access* me: i have no way of checking that while (true) { customer: yes you have me: no i dont }
I’ve been a window cleaner for 9 years. Some guy calls me over from the other side of the road for a quote. Gave him one and when it’s not the price he wants, he tells me I’m too young to understand how the business works
A friend of mine thought all the bosses were weak to bleed on ds3. He didn’t know I basically have all of them memorized and in fact most of the bosses are actually resistant or immune to bleed. I swore up and down and when he actually looked it up, he apologized and accepted his mistake
Had someone hit me with the, "Wtf do YOU know about it?" in a forum discussion. Didn't even have time to finish formulating my reply before another user answered with a link to the book I'd published on the topic the previous year. Very satisfying.
Sometimes people just have terrible gaps in knowledge. Wish we had a mandatory class for shit everyone should know but doesn’t fit in any particular class. This is squarely in Language Arts territory, though.
Tonight at dinner Me - “... I sat up stairs at (insert restaurant name) last week” Dad - “that place doesn’t have an upstairs” Must have imagined sitting up stair 🤦🏼♂️
Am a dyslexic here and have to explain myself profusely and reassure my family members that I am not a complete idiot and can understand simple things without needed my hand held, I also have to constantly tear down misconceptions I hear on a daily basis.
I hope you're doing fine chap. Makes me wonder if a friend of mine had to deal with that before i met him in 6th. Though most likely if so it would be from other people considering his parents were generally nice the one time i saw them.
1:40, this is an even better point when you realize ozzy osbourne (black sabbath) used double tracking in crazy train, so the comments completely contradict themsleves
I used to work at a boat ramp where we rented kayaks paddle boards and canoes. And usually at least once or twice a week, some guy or gal would complain about not having a seat belt (on a kayak/canoe) most of the time it was an oldish lady who just politely asked why we didnt have seatbelts, and that's fine. But a couple of times a dude would get mad at me saying the boats were unsafe because of the lack of a seatbelt, so I had to explain that, "having a seatbelt, in the event of a capsize, would most likely drown you, the only thing you need is a lifejacket, now please take this paddle and enjoy your hour and a half of kayaking!"
"Storm Troopers have terrible aim." In the same movie where the blasted "evidence" for this is taken, there's a scene where Vader and Tarken(?) discuss the tracer that was put on the Falcon to lead them directly to the hidden Rebel base (on Hoth). It's a herding tactic- blast around the target you want to run, and let them "escape" from you until you show up and take their entire group unawares. "Storm Trooper armor is garbage and serves no protection at all." Their armor is specially designed to disperse energy blasts. It'll knock the trooper out for a while if a direct hit is taken, but it's unlikely to actually kill them. The biggest trade-off on this kind of armor is that kinetic resistance is basically tossed to the wayside. (Which, unless up against Tusken Raiders or an incredibly under-developed civilization, you're unlikely to come across any issues. The occasional "Slug-thrower" type guns are rarely used in that time period, since energy -weapons are so cheap and energy-efficient.) It's also relatively cheap, compared to proper Madalorian armor, but bounty hunters and private sector always get more money to spend on upgrades than the millions of low-tier troops.
@General Goldy Oh, yeah we'd likely whoop the Empire/First Order. But only in ground combat. They have enough ships that they'd be able to pull a Confederacy Blockade and we couldn't do much about it unless someone snuck hyperdrive and other advanced blueprints to us. (Assuming they don't just hit us with areal bombardment until we surrender or are wiped out.) If they could keep our location secret, we'd be a big help. (Once we had the ships they do, we're crazy enough to put them to good use-> such as someone pointing out the effectiveness of Light-Speed Kamikaze Droids hitting major targets...) Slug-throwers are also incredibly effective against force users. Lightsabers work against energy-bolts by reflecting them via the force-field used to contain the plasma-arc. Issue is, force-fields _only_ block energy weapons, physical objects can penetrate them relatively easily. Our bullets may get heated up, but odds are, they won't be in the plasma long enough to melt too much, let alone vaporize. At such high-speeds, the heat'd probably just make them more lethal. Plus very few Force users have the strength and control to pull a Neo and stop hundreds-thousands of tiny projectiles flying faster than the speed of sound.
@General Goldy It might work, since they should be able to go through the force fields like ships can, but the problem is speed. We'd still have to get the tech to make our missiles fast enough that they wouldn't be able to simply blast them before impact. Heck, what'd be really damaging is rig up nukes that have hyperdrives and launch them into the Star Destroyers at light-speed, then detonate on impact. Smashing the ship into pieces, then nuke them into vapor. Wouldn't even need a tiny exhaust port to take them out then!
@General Goldy Well from my understanding, a lot of that damage required being inside an atmosphere. You have the explosion- higher up allows for a full-sphere detonation, while being on a surface would restrict the expansion. Then there's the radioactive fallout- higher up allows for greater distribution and affect on weather patterns. While the Star Destroyers are still in space, I think a direct hit would work better (inside more so than outside, see Independence Day). The farther away an explosion is from it's target, the less direct damage it'll do. A lot of the damage I believe you're thinking of would be the shock-wave carried by the air (not much of which is in a vacuum). So, External explosion releases huge amounts of energy mostly in heat and radiation form, unfortunately this has a decent chance of being blocked by their shields. It may overpower them for a time, but we don't know for sure. And their ships are sure to have radiation shielding built into the hull because of ambient space radiation. Now, the EMP burst that comes with the explosion may do some electrical damage, but again certain materials of a sufficient density can block that too. Therefore, we want to get inside their main shields before detonation. Once there, the exterior turrets may hit it, but then the nuke has a good chance of blasting away a large chunk of the ship. Hitting it directly would then do the most damage because there would be a larger volume of the ship would be inside the explosion's diameter. Putting it inside the ship, through penetrating the hull before detonation unlikely since they have superior building techniques and materials), or Trojan Horsing your way past security (the Rebels have done so before) would cause MAXIMUM damage by placing ground zero inside the enemy ship itself. Ripping it apart in the places that aren't vaporized completely.
@General Goldy Rod From God wouldn't work. They are essentially driven by gravity. Meaning they'd either have to be last ditch defense if they attacked us on land to take out their ships/bases planet-side, or they'd never build up enough speed to do much damage. Taking out TIE-Fighters with EMP and cannibalizing them would be a pretty good idea. Those things are 100% built for speed. They have practically no defense beyond their shielding, so you take their wings (the Ion Engines) and put them on pretty much any compatible hull and you'll have a really fast ship with likely much better durability. There were entire "squadrons" of Pirates and Smugglers that employed this concept. Every single ship they had was cobbled together from various parts of different ships. The "Uglies", while not the best looking had the potential for better overall stats than most normal ships off production lines (if done right). Unfortunately, they were usually used by those without the funds to purchase a "proper" ship, and so inherited more weaknesses than strengths. Get someone who knows what they're doing and you could have something as fast as a TIE-Fighter, high durability, decent maneuverability, a bomber compartment, and a really BIG gun. Heck, slap 4 or more TIE-Fighter wingson one ship and it'll likely be even faster!
Not exactly a "Challenged me when I was specialised" but a similar story to that one: a woman came into the clothes shop I worked in and asked me what kind of knit stitch this one jumper was. I had no idea and she smugly told me I'd need to learn my stitches if I expected to work at the clothes store for any length of time.That was first or second week I was there. I worked for three more years before moving to something better- never came across that question again.
18:18 I believe they are mistaking autism with... psypathy, perhaps? There's a condition where one lacks empathy, but afaik it's not from the autism spectrum. 33:53 according to Merriam-Webster, it can be pronounced \ˈär-kən-ˌsȯ\ or \är-ˈkan-zəs\, the second one being "ar" + "Kansas" (\ˈkan-zəs\), so both of you were right.
As a physics nerd, I get a lot of stupid telling me _"the second law of thermodynamics_ debunks _evolution"._ And people saying that _the big bang theory_ states that the universe come from nothing when it does not and there are separate hypotheses stating what caused the big bang (my favorite being _the big bounce)_ And don't even get me started on people using the layman definition of "theory". Also people who think _the big bang, abiogenese_ and _evolution_ is the same thing, kinda.
But if white people came from black people why are there still black people??? And why don't we see black couples giving birth to white people today??? Checkmate, athiests!!!1
Funny how people seem to think Earth is a closed system when we get energy from the sun and meteors and other space-debris are constantly adding to it...
Jace, Arcane Strategist How does someone even get far enough to learn about abiogenesis and still conflate it with evolution and the Big Bang Theory?! Pretty unrelated topics and easily distinguishable for anyone who knows what they’re doing.
@@alexc2265 I think that last statement answered your question. "Anyone who knows what they're doing." Either they have no clue what they're talking about (end of statement), or they know exactly what they're talking about but the reality hurts their income so they like to confuse all the people who don't know better so they'll still pay them.
Draconic Duelist Yeah, pretty much. The baffling part for me is that someone who knows about abiogenesis will pretty much know the rest well - unless there are some crappy, not really educational resources out there that I’m not familiar with.
The height thing happened to me like a week ago. I'm 5'3 btw. There was this guy in my class that I was talking to. I said "Yeah I was born with short genes, I'm 5'3" he looks at me and says "no you're like 5'6" I stared at him. "No I'm 5'3" the guy "No I'm 6 foot which makes you 5'6" Me: no the doctors and my parents measured me, I'm 5'3" Guy: I was told by my family I'm 6 foot" Me: than your family lied cuz the doctors measured me for 5'3" He's actually 5'8
Hash Brown If your ancestry isn’t African, then you aren’t black. I don’t think Polynesian people look black though, never once did I think a Polynesian person was black. They look pretty different in my opinion.
eunbiased fan I’m going to show this to my friend. Thank you for your kind words and wording it better than I ever could. I wish you the best of luck on your endeavors.
16:45 Some guys I knew from Oakhurst CA told me that when they were teenagers working at gas stations & convenience stores there that they'd have fun telling tourists that Yosemite was pronounced Yo-Se-Might all the time. Apparently that spread to New Zealand.
44:20 Yep, I've had people argue so many things I've said that are anecdotal rather than generalised. It's crazy how some people are determined to 'be right' and argue with you about the details of your own life. 🤦♀️
Friend of mine has 2 deaf parents. He didn't learn to speak outside of ASL until he was 5. When we were teens, some other kids started "signing" to each other, except it was pure gibberish. He corrected them, effectively calling them out. They tried to claim he was clueless... What he signed back could get this channel demonotized. 🤣😂🤣 (It wasn't a single finger gesture.) 🤣😂🤣
Was in boot camp for USMC, if you know anything about the military you should know you go by your last name. At one point this guy said his name and a drill instructor laughed at him and said he didn't know how to pronounce his own name and it's pronounced differently. Like yeah you're right. Him and his entire family that have gone by it their entire lives but how would they know? And yes I get names are pronounced differently in different languages but he insisted on the French pronunciation even though this guy wasn't even close to being French.
From anecdotal evidence given to me by several friends that were in the military, the Sgt's at boot will do shit like that just because they can. They don't necessarily believe he's saying it wrong, they're just trying to get a rise. Apparently some of the Sgt's can be alright, but most are there for the power trip and to be assholes. Granted, that's from the viewpoint of several guys I know who went through boot. Could be the Sgt's have an entirely different take on things.
@@MrGoesBoom I've thought about that, and yes there were lots of stereotypical things and if it was a different drill instructor I could see it but that one was stupid. Two other things I remember about him are one time he was in charge of where we were marching someone up front had a flag and he had us march under a tree, he got upset at the recruit that hit the flag with the branches. Like ok so are we supposed to ignore the literal orders our superior is giving us? And another time after firing our rifles we went to police our brass. For those who don't know we went and picked up the bullet casings. If we found any un fired bullets we were supposed to immediately take them to an instructor, request permission to speak with them while holding out the bullet, and after granted permission tell them recruit (last name) found a love round, give it to them then get back to work. I found one and went up to him. Stoped and while holding out the round requested permission to speak to him. He said no and to go away. I again requested permission to speak to him and again he said no and to go away. So as soon as I was going away he stopped me and asked what I was holding. I told him I found a love round. Surprised I had one he told me I was supposed to turn those in to drill instructors, as if that wasn't exactly what I was trying to do, and then he ordered me to say I was stupid. I refused and his only saving grace was he obviously knew he was the idiot and just told me to go away instead of flipping out I disobeyed an order. So that guy was both stupid and on a power trip, his first time as an instructor so probably wanted to prove himself to the other instructors but just made those he was training have no respect for him. So I have little doubt he thought he knew how to pronounce someone's name better than them, and get mad if they disagreed. Edit: found a live round not a love round.
@@tonyblake7569 Love the term Love Round better. Rather than fire off and kill, it sits with quiet love, eager to be back in the tender caress of a rifle. (Just some internet idiot don't mind me)
Doctors here. The amount of patients I've had try to correct me on basic biology is shocking. I totally understand correcting me ( providing it's something useful that I may be doing wrong) considering I'm still a junior doctors but it's different if you're spouting out nonsense.
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I'd call someone a liar too if they told me they were six minutes and ten seconds tall.
It only took me 4 decimeters to get that. 😜
@@jamesslick4790 I sir, applaud you for that pun
The real question is, how many parsecs though?
@@scramblesthedeathdealer less than one megaparsec
should’ve been 6:10 at that moment
"Where someone will ask me how tall I am and I'll reply 6 minutes and 10 seconds" literally the funniest thing in this video
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I headed straight here for this comment. Lol!
So about 3 inches tall
Gotta love Text2Speech
I dont know if this counts, but someone called me a racist because my last name is a color
Hmm. Well, based on the current social aspects of human society, you’d be talking about one of three different colors. Two of the colors are more likely than the third, but there are a couple of other different color names that could be a last name. Only thing is those other color names aren’t racist, at least not that I know of.
The first two are either White or Black.
The third that would be racist is Yellow (although it’s exceedingly rare, and I’ve not met someone with a last name of Yellow yet).
I do not condone racism, but I relish the chance at figuring out KingMattXL’s last name.
Based on the nature of calling someone racist, I’m guessing that the last name in question is the opposite of the person’s skin pigmentation. So if the pigmentation is black the last name would be White and vice versa.
Based on the picture, egotism in building themselves up with a title in their username followed by a name, and a size, (please don’t hate me, it’s a best guess) is your last name Black?
I mean, it could be Green(e), but that’s only racist to ET and Yoda. 🤣
KingMattXL Thank you for correcting me. Also, it’s rather embarrassing that I guessed wrong. But, hey, can’t win ‘em all, right? I’m a hater, personally, though I try my best not to be. I hate racism. I hate sexism. And I hate generalizations and stereotypes that make people suffer.
My father's grandparents were called the german version of "White" and my mother's grandparents were called the german version of "Black" lol.
My Family has been very much white basically forever, just in case someone cares.
Bro are you okay? Cringe like that is cancer like. May want to make sure you are checked after getting exposed to a SJW. (Jokes aside sounds like you had a real idiot to deal with. That sucks.)
@Michael C, A Social Justice Warrior would go out of their way to act and realize the idealism that there’s absolutely no hate and nothing negative to hurt anyone. I am no such thing. I prefer balance. I hate certain aspects of life and I love others. On occasion I’ll comment on UA-cam. You can’t have happiness without sadness, generosity without greed, love without lust (depending on the conditions), peace without conflict. Life is like the tide, and you are the surfer. Balance. I like challenges and balance, not Social Justice. I’m a woman and I think that women’s rights activists go way too far. I have nothing against women’s rights, but equality was already achieved between genders (and therefore are trying to say that “women aren’t equal yet,” trying to be better than men, but that’s wrong and unfair). skin color has a little ways to go in society, despite being equal on paper.
Person: “how tall are you?”
Reddit voice: “6 minutes and 10 seconds”
That's very tall. I wouldn't argue.
@@bernices8481 So tall that distance gave up and tagged in time
I wanted to find the user to see if they were actually tall. Nope nope nope nope nope.
@Garry Dwyer its cause he just copy and pastes the text into tts and so the tts might interpret the text into meaning something different
Not how long you last, your height.
I like how people use “I’m a native speaker” as an excuse. Yeah and I see native English speakers all the time destroy their grammar.
mblegobuilds I have a fucking vocab the size of East Texas (I just read absurd amounts of books and at one point had a bitch forced me to read the dictionary 5 times) and even I have crappy grammar and odd pronunciations cause of where I’m from and my dumbassery
but im a native speaker so your wrong
Well, I a nateive speeker so I must be rite
Little Meloncoli makz lost off cents
Im spanish and when I was studying our class never had a problem with their/they're or your/you're. Here in Spain we have a similar thing, the "laísmos" and "leísmos".
I got in a conversation with a 40-50 year old woman in a Publix grocery store about normal produce vs. organic produce, when I suddenly asked "Do you even know where all this food comes from?". I shit you not she told me that the store made them in the back. I'm a farmer. I grow tomatoes and bellpeppers on a commercial scale. I knew a lot of people didn't know that much about farming in general, but I wasn't aware there were people who didn't even know we existed.
wait.. so she actually believe the store has a commercial scale farm out back? must have some tardis level tech to hide something like that out back...
@@theldraspneumonoultramicro405 she thought that the warehouse they used in the back for storage of extra merchandise was in fact a massive greenhouse... Even though it didn't have a clear roof to let in sunlight like EVERY OTHER GREENHOUSE EVER!!! I swear she was on a level of ignorance I saw as hopeless.
Reminds me of: "Hunters shouldn't kill animals and just buy meat from the store where its made!" - some dumb thing I remember reading on the internet.
@@fallingpetunias9046 To be honest, if I didn't know the environmental impact of hunting wild animals was greater than commercial meat production, by the pound of meat, I would recommend all meat-eaters to hunt, as it is less stressful for the animals, since they are in a more natural state, and there would be predators trying to eat them any way. I could never go off of meat entirely I think, you'd have to make me some damned good vegetarian nutritionally balanced food to change my mind, but neither option is "good" for the environment, obviously. I'd wish quorn was cheaper, so I could afford to give it a try. I love the concept.
@Theldras Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, Your username is awe-inspiring. I’m so proud of you. The world needs more people that are aware of such words. A bit difficult to pronounce, assuming the person has never seen or heard the word before.
Used to work for Hollywood Video. A customer got mad because I was checking IDs if customers didn't have their membership. I explained that providing the phone number wasn't a form of ID, because anyone could provide a phone number and fraudulently rent on their account (Easily by using the White Pages). She explained the situation to my manager, who allowed her to rent. After refusing to change my security methods, I was fired. Went to work for Blockbuster, where new customers complained that they left Hollywood Video because someone had fraudulently rented on their account by using their phone number. Be glad when someone cares about protecting your account.
Doesn't matter now both have gone under.
@David Wizowski, Such is life. The rise and fall of establishments occurs everywhere. This is how it has been for over a billion years, and this is how it will continue to be until such a time when humanity ceases to exist (and even then, the pattern has the potential to persist).
@David Wizowski, Continuing on my previous thought, the reason for this lies in human nature and the mysterious ways of the universe. Humans as a whole have been in touch with nature for over a billion years. The universe requires balance, and so as easily as something can begin, it can just as easily cease. Humans tend to even mimic natural tendencies within artificial environments.
@David Wizowski, Further piggybacking on my prior thoughts, a natural tendency within an artificial environment that has been mimicked would be chemistry and physics. People of faith and people of science aren’t so different. The topic of luck and odds, for instance. If the odds are against you by a lot, and you win anyway, and the situation is repeated 3 more times with the same result, like picking marbles out of a bag while blindfolded. Applied Chance vs. Theoretical Chance. If your applied Chance is 100% success, but theoretical Chance is 95% failure, one could say you’re super lucky. 3 more times after the original 4 times. Still 100% success. People will start to think you’re cheating. Nobody can find any evidence of cheating because you’re not. How would you explain that? The chances of that happening are lower than anyone’s success in taking over the world without facing a single casualty. So, virtually impossible (not impossible, but pretty much the difference between absolute zero and how close we’ve gotten to it).
I say that’s Fate at work. I’d tell you that I actually know her personally, but everyone would think I’m a lunatic, despite it being truthful.
@@araelsongheart6918 uh not to be rude or anything but holy damn those are long ass replies
Dog owner here. Have owned dogs most of my life, sometimes more than one at a time. When you own dogs, you get to know them pretty quickly, how they behave, differentiate between their different types of barks, growls, etc.
One day I received two friends as house guests. One for whom it was the first time ever visiting me, and another who had been over several times, had met my dogs, played with them, and whom I thought would've have gotten to know my dogs by now...
So we're in a room playing some board games when my dogs walk in and proceed to play fight.
New house guest: "Dude, your dogs are fighting, you should brake them off."
Me, looking up from the game to see what my dogs are doing: "Nah, they're just playing..."
House guest: "But they are growling, they are fighting."
Me: "Oh no, this is not their serious growls, they are definitely not fighting for real, trust me."
House guest: "But they are growling, this is serious."
Friend who came here often proceeds to back up new house guest at this point. I'm thinking "wtf dude, you know these dogs."
Me: "Guys, those are my dogs, I've had them for X years, I think I know how to tell the difference between when they are play fighting and when they are fighting for real..."
House guest: "Well they are fighting for real now and you need to break them up now before they hurt themselves."
Me: "No. Look, none of them has tried to bite they other yet, they're just pushing each other and roughhousing."
House guest: "You're a horrible pet owner!"
He then proceeds to get up and break up my dogs. My dog look confused as fuck, as they now think they did something wrong, but they don't know what it is... Game night proceeds with dogs moping around and looking miserable, like they're trying to figure out what they did wrong or to make it up to us somehow...
Bonus points if you read this in the same voice as the video.
Dude this makes me so mad because I have had dogs for my whole 15 years of existence and you can tell when they are playing by them just wagging their tails or them just not ripping each other to shreds, I'ts so easy to tell when they are playing or not.
Not on the same par but my best friend who's owned dogs periodically keeps trying to tell me how to discipline/teach my dog. I have not owned dogs for very long overall in my life although my husband has. He's had dogs from the time he was born to 27, and then we got a dog together a few months ago for our kids. My friend keeps telling me that you need to be very aggressive when they do something bad or when you don't want them to do certain behaviors. I.e. spray them with a water bottle, bite their ear, kind of like wrestle (can't think of a better description) them to the ground by the scruff of their neck, ect. She also says that she's still had problems with some of her dogs (our dogs are brothers from the same litter) behaviors. I tell her idk about her approach I've had better reception for most of the behaviors with rewarding good things with good behaviors. She keeps telling me I'm wrong, my husband backs me up that with training a dog you normally want to do that with only minor discipline coming down to the behavior itself and the corrective measures. We argue about this for a while, I say ok whatever you're right and go on doing it our way. My husband later looks it up that for our dogs mixed breeds as well as for most if not all dogs, the way we've been doing it, is best because punishing them too severely can cause the problem of them lashing back and that would be especially detrimental if that happened with our youngest two around. I say yeah I know already, I studied and learned enough psychology to know that for people as well as pets when trying to train or untrain a behavior in or out of them it's best to reward with treats when accomplished rather than essentially beatings for continuing to doing it wrong without any corrective measures in place.
@@jaslynweisen9174 Yeah, you usually get better result by rewarding good behavior than punishing bad ones, but sometimes you have to be ready to show your dog who's the alpha, why it is important to force them in a position of submission from time to time. But you can do that without forcing them to the ground by grabbing them by the scruff of the neck, and certainly not by biting their ears. Your friend is an absolute psychopath if this is how he raises his dogs...
Oh man, if I'm you, OP, I would've cancelled that game night & see that guest out permanently & to never disrupt your dogs again. A stranger doesn't win over your lifetime companion.
Yay i have bonus points
"I don't care if your brother's ex girlfriend's aunt cured her diabetic cat with cinnamon. Leave me alone and let me stab myself in peace over here." I've found my soulmate.
I’m allergic to cashews. When I eat them, my throat swells up and I vomit. My mom watched me have an allergic reaction to cashews. She doesn’t believe I’m allergic.
Why do some people like your mom even bother having offspring if they're so damn inept.
Honestly as someone allergic to many nuts, I find this story to not be uncommon
Parents that don't believe allergies are a thing just blow my mind. What do they think allergic reactions even are then? I've even heard of some secretly putting an allergen into their kid's food just to prove it! Figuring if the child doesn't know something is in their food, then nothing will actually happen. And even when that turns out exactly as you'd expect it to, they somehow still don't believe!
20:52 "(...)weaning myself off insulin (...)"
And in the next episode we'll learn how to survive without oxygen and how shooting yourself with increasingly bigger calibers will make you immune to bullets
It does tho ive been shooting myself with a 22 for a bit and now a 9 mill dosent even break the skin. Im working up to a 45 acp
i love how that wording implies insulin is some kind of messed up drug you should stay far away from instead of something that literally keeps you alive and their own body actually produces lol
@@huh968 Type two diabetics may indeed still produce their own insulin. Type one diabetics may still produce insulin in the early stages of their malady, but not later. Type two diabetes can often be controlled with correct dietary choices or even completely eliminated. Type one diabetes is actually a different disease to type two and the only option at this time is insulin to stay alive. Technically, if someone had Type two diabetes, they could indeed "wean themselves off insulin" but would need to have a strict regime, including blood sugar monitoring; often type two diabetics take tablets instead of having injections; it's really an individual case by case thing. People throw the word "diabetes" around but there's more than one kind, including a version that can hit during at risk pregnancies...so...
@@Kayenne54 nah, i was talking about those non-diabetic ppl that are criticizing the guy for using insulin, apparently they got no clue that their own non-diabetic bodies produce insulin to keep them alive
@@huh968 amazing how many things the masses are still ignorant about, despite the proven facts.
Gluten allergies. How many people that don’t particularly care about certain natural and/or sensitive diets actually know what Gluten is or what a gluten allergy can do?
Lactose Intolerance vs. Lactose Allergy. I’ve seen people throw “Lactose Intolerance” around in conversations when they mean the person has a Lactose allergy. I’m Lactose Intolerant. I have used rice milk in my cereal since I was 4 (at least, that’s as far back as I can actively remember).
Fat. A lot of folks don’t understand how some fatty foods are good for most people. There are more than just Omega 3s (polyunsaturated fats). Omega 6 fats (polyunsaturated fats) and Omega 9 fats (monounsaturated fats). All 3 are good for you, but too much of any one isn’t that healthy. People tend to have 10x the ω6s vs ω3s. Getting rid of the 6s isn’t what you want to do though. Eating more 3s is compensation enough.
These are only a few additional examples to the lack of understanding the masses hold for Diabetes.
Don’t even get me started on how people started using the term “Autistic” in place of “Retarded” because they thought the “Retarded” insult was getting old. As a person with Aspberger’s Syndrome, I absolutely can’t stand how unintelligent people can be.
7:12- everyone gangster until the six minute and ten second tall man comes out
That's how long it takes you to look from his feet to his head
OH LAWD HE COMIN
@@makeshiftusec992 LMAOOOOO
Took 4 centimeters for me to get that (more jokes ey)
The 6 min 10 sec tall guy takes 7 min 12 sec to appear 💀
Teacher insisting plastic doesn't float.
To be specific, styrofoam. You know.
Foamy plastic.
Yo, like, bring styrofoam and a bucket of water lol
@Vixen Feline Getting a little tired of your little 'tude Vixen... if you wanna go out, and fight, I'm here all day long girl
@@ianthomas1201 What are you talking about?
i would love for that "teacher" to prove it thru practical demonstration.
@@hauntedshadowslegacy2826 happened when I was 12 :P
Docked points from my exam. Lady thought snakes don't have spines either.
Elementary school teachers aren't really all that impressive.
I was at a bit of a social gathering with some “tough” guys.
This was after a few of them watched some UFC videos.
They started talking about how they would destroy someone who would try to grapple with them if they were to get in a fight.
As an experienced BJJ practitioner I immediately took this guy’s offer and challenged him. He then said he’ll hurt me. I said that’s fine, and he shouldn’t care because I have been in fights with people who can actually fight. This pissed him off and he obviously then wanted to prove himself in front of his friends.
Everyone made a circle and the guy came in swinging like a mop strapped to a ceiling fan. I grabbed him, got his back and put him in a rear naked choke while his friends stood around laughing at him.
I feel bad about it, but somebody has to put people like that in their place.
Did he sign up to be your student? Hehe
OlyMolly
Nah. Everyone is tough until they get asked to train at an actual fight gym. Then excuses like “I’m just going to hurt someone” come.
It really says a lot.
@@alrumuller9300 LOL. Indeed.
Whenever there's a new 'tough' guy in school, it's customary among my classmates that they have to fight me to prove themself. I'm 10 years old, 4'2, have a baby face and am on the larger side. I basically look like the most soft girl in the world. I have trained in fighting since I was 5, and have never been beaten. I don't look athletic, but I secretly train every day.
Moo 2310
This gave me a near death experience lol
Someone told me I have type 2 diabetes.
"I have type 1 though"
"Nah"
"But I swear, I've had type 1 for 10 years now"
*proceeds to tell me how I apparently have type 2 and that I have for 10 years*
What's even more fun is when it's an endocrinologist who's telling you this. New doctor (new to me - she clearly needed to retire), and she made me get a blood test to prove I'm type 1. Next appointment is with the physician's assistant, who looks at the extensive bloodwork that I had also shown the doctor, and says, "Oh, yes, look at this low triglyceride number. That's an obvious indication that you're type 1."
Needless to say, I have a different endocrinologist now.
Hate it when people do that! Fellow type 1.
@@davidhood2200 ok bit late but yeah fellow T1 here, just had my 10th anniversary of the condition back in april. Hate it when people make assumptions about diabetes like this. That and the "Oh you can't eat chocolate or it'll kill you" type of nonsense, I'm all for folks asking me questions, but god some people just assume they know everything. Kinda funny in a way though.
@@samwalker4761 lmfao I'd have people do that to me all the time. "You're not allowed to eat sweets!!" Please...stop.
That's just nuts. Type 1 and type 2 present wildly differently. E.g. I am borderline type 2 and it only shows up on my fasting blood tests as I can't get my blood sugar levels low enough ever it seems. I can't begin to imagine what type 1 is like where you have to monitor your blood sugar all the time. Not too high, not too low. Both are bad.
"That's not how computers work."
-My grandma
Thats not how messenger works
-dad
Been building 'PCs' since before IBM started making PCs, including the one my wife used. She had just discovered the internet asked me how some piece of software worked (don't remember exactly what it was.) I tell her "It works this way (insert explanation here). She tells me "No, it doesn't work that way!" I drop the conversation because sometimes her brain is information-proof. About a week later she comes home from her internet buddy's house and tells me "Did you know that this piece of software works like this (insert explanation here). Her explanation was the same as the one I gave her the week before, but because her internet buddy told her, she believed it. Me, not so much. The kicker was, she didn't even realize that we both told her the same thing.
"it's a virus"
"No grandma you just opened 224 tabs on chrome that's why your computer is dying"
"Shut up, in the old days......"
Ryanair001 ok boomer
I have a virus
Have you tried turning it off and on
"You're mixed!"
"No... I'm... I'm black. I'm just a bit on the lighter side--"
"You're mixed! I know it!"
Both black parents and grandparents and grandparent's grandparents.
"Gee, you're right. How would I know?"
Just because your grandparents don't look "mixed" doesn't mean they arent. I mean if you're not very dark you're mixed somewhere down the line. African ethnic groups are fairly distinct. If you're genetically from Africa and not very dark theres good chance you're Arab or something close to the Mediterranean. But it would be fairly apparent because of facial features. There's nothing wrong with being mixed, everyone is a mutt. Most dark skinned people that have a long lineage in the US have European, Arab, or Native American DNA. Never understood why it needs to be black and white.
@@Lvl18Meep While it's true that there definitely has to be some caucasian in me somewhere, because my mother and I are pretty light-skinned, what I'm meaning is that my parents and grandparents and grandparents' grandparents are African American. They may be mixed up with a ton of other ethnicities... because we pretty much all are. Nobody's just *W h i t e* or *b l a c k* You could be Irish, Italian, African, whatever, really.
I wasn't talking from a 23-and-me DNA test POV... I just meant generally... lol
And, I agree, there's nothing wrong with being mixed. I was just talking about how annoying it is to be automatically classified as mixed, or assumed that one of my parents is white because I'm "lighter" and have "good hair," capiche?
Well if you go back far enough all of humanity came from Africa originally. So we are all the same any way.
The environment and blood lines changed things over the thousands of years, but we all share the same roots.
Your not black, your mixed.
@@DeCarbonZo5979 Lol
Every time my mother tries correcting me on anything that has to do with metal I’m a freaking welder
How is welding? I dropped out of college and started to look at trades. I've seen that's it's pretty expensive for classes but you get a job almost immediately right? I'm just not the type of person that can do another 4-6 years in college.
@@BeyondAIR15 Production welding job will normally train you in house.
If you're in Canada near Toronto try National Steel Car. Within a year you can be making $30/hr if you're good enough. It's piece work. More you make more you earn. Or try a service technician labourer job and ask to learn to weld. They might let you practice on their welders while your not busy and if you get good enough to challenge your ticket boom, they might promote you.
Schooling for welding is pretty pointless unless you're specialising, such as pipe welder (oil lines), underwater, etc. But unions like to see the piece of paper so they pay more. It's just how you go about doing it. You could also just buy a welder and steel, and watch UA-cam videos. Its hard starting but it's like riding a bike once you got it, you got it.
iNfam0usColors Well because welders are so rare nowadays pretty much they’ll train you on how to weld on the job But I went to school there was a program along with my high school and I had to attend two years to get my certification
@@sgtwhisker26 I appreciate you and Ryan giving me hope. Maybe a trade is exactly what I need to get back on my feet. My dad told me to do CS and I just couldn't stand it. The subject itself isn't bad, actually strangely enough I find coding satisfying. It's just the extra bs classes that I don't really need (besides Math and English).
I liked that pun I'm a simple man with simple enjoyment in life sometimes...
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something." -Plato
I have another one too.
"Poison is the same as venom! Open your eyes idiot!"
Poison: if you eat it, you die.
Venom: it bites you, you die.
Poison - you bite, you die
Venom - it bite, you die
Poison - it bite, it die
Unrelated - it bite, something else die
Fun fact: You can drink venom and not die because most, if not all, venoms only work in the blood stream.
Oh, so it's literally that years old copy-paste mostly saved in screenshots nowadays:
-If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
-What if it bites me and it dies?
-That means you're poisonous.Jesus Christ, mate, learn to read.
-What if it bites itself and I die?
-It's voodoo.
-What if it bites me and someone else dies?
-That's correlation, not causation.
-What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
-That's kinky.
@@ferociousmaliciousghost
Here's more info for those curious. According to the Australian Acadamy of Science, "While there have not been many people willing to submit to this experiment, it is theoretically possible to swallow venom and not notice any effects (unless of course you had cuts in your mouth, in which case it could enter your bloodstream). This is because the acids in your stomach would break down the venom like any other protein before it could reach your bloodstream-at least, that's the theory."
@@ferociousmaliciousghost but why, why would you do that
Uhm, yes, cows can RUN. what did she think they were doing in those Spanish arenas? or why you should always stay away from herds that have a bull? they are FAST -.-
Everyone knows that cows and bulls are different species.
@@Choppytehbear1337 this is a bait, right?
@@Maxtape23 Unfortunately sarcasm is hard to do effectively when written.
@Nicholas Costa I figured they were emphasizing how well cows can run given the context of the rest of their post. But, please, DO go ON
I'm sure there's some quote out there that bullshit's something along the lines of
"Cows don't run, they (other word for run), or they'll sprint, but they never run"
Again bullshit but I've seen a picture of a WWII platoon and everybody is the same guy and the Internet wouldn't lie twice
I've had people argue my heritage with me. Basically:
"You're German-American, right?"
"No, I am not German."
"Your name is German."
"It's a Germanic name, just like a quarter of the US. But I have never been to Germany and do not speak German."
"Your family came from Germany."
"My ancestors came from what is now Switzerland, before there was such a country as Germany."
*Rolls eyes* "Well, to each their own."
Another college student told me my grandmother's family was obviously rich because they fled Soviet Russia after the revolution and he seriously believed everything was great in the USSR. He would seriously quote Stalinist era propaganda and didn't believe gulags were a thing.
Wow. I nominate him for 4 years gulag.
Hi fellow German lol Schnitzel and Beer am I Right?
I have a Germanic name and my family came from what is now Poland. Yeah. Ok then random person please continue to explain.
I’m not shocked by college students being completely ignorant of the Soviet Union but blindly supporting it anyway.
Stop spreading this anti-USSR propaganda. I sentence you to the gulag.
How many people tried to correct you in thing that they were wrong?
Doctor:yes
Oh my God I have had my cycling trainer actually disagree with my doctor who specifies in knee problems about whether I have a certain disorder or not WHEN I TOOK A FREAKING MRI
I'm done with people
@@sanjeeva311076 How to seem not seem condescending after a while => life challenge
srr seemed funny, is your wife also knowledgeble about the topics?
"I'm a welder on nuclear submarines with over 14 different x-ray welding qualifications" -lasagnafarts92. Ah of course
i strongly believe the smartest people are also the most “haha he said boob” type of dumb. it makes me happy
5Head AHH YES ELEMENTRY
@@theodosius7165 I'm a really big fan of this british comedian Richard Ayoade. His humour is awkward and witty, he very very rarely laughs, even on panels. The few times ive seen him laugh were on it crowd bloopers, and a single time on The Big Fat Quiz, because he made a your mum joke.
Dude one of THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS OCEANIC SOCIETIES IN THE WORLD posted a one of those guy sitting in a corner at a party memes about the tendency for things to evolve into crabs with no context so I'm pretty sure experts are just wacky
That’s obviously BS but you get a qualification called coding where they scan your welds with an X ray, I think there are 14 of them
Possibly a miscommunication?
I’ve had a girl tell me that only black people can have albinism, I’m white/Native American and have albinism.
Cheyenne W only creatures with cells can have albinism
@@RustyUNITB what do you think humans have?
@@canadianbigmac3501 Albanism??? Humans have cells
I taught various forms of sign language for 6 years, been a Sign Language interpreter for 35. Was teaching a Signing Exact English II class and had a parent who had read a book, created her own signs for herself and child, try to tell me how i was teaching things in the wrong way because i actually required them to learn the proper rules for making new signs before teaching any. She tried to use her invented signs in class and got confused stares from the other students and they told her to learn the proper ones. If she didn't her child was going to be laughed at in school by the other deaf children because they would not be able to understand her.
Her poor child. She's isn't of her child at all. They won't be able to communicate with anyone but her.
How do deaf children laugh? Do they make a "hahaha" sign?
@@thehermit8618 Deaf people can actually laugh, scream, make other noises, and depending on the severity of the hearing loss speak for themselves.
@@toscatattertail9813 i knew that i was just making a joke.
At my college there are a few deaf people and you know they're in a heated argument when they start shouting and moaning at eachother, they obviously cannot hear themselves but i found interesting how we vocalize even when we cannot hear ourselves.
@@thehermit8618 you would be amazed at how many people believe that schools for the deaf or other large groups of deaf people are totally silent. I have been an interpreter for 35 years, and have come across people who believe that deaf people do not laugh out loud.
I have a degree in history, specialising in the protestant reformation in northern Europe. I was also raised in a baptist church for most of my life. I had a Bible study leader insist that the Baptists believe in infant baptism. I told him that no, they were originally called anabaptists meaning rebaptisers because they were the first denomination to advocate adult baptism rather than the infant baptism the Catholic church advocated. He continued to argue with me. I told him I was raised in a Baptist church for over 20 years. Still wouldn't believe me. I'm sure he's still out there preaching shit he just made up to other young people today.
the protestant reformation was definitely an interesting moment in European history
i was so hoping you were able to shut him up lol. oh well
Religion is designed to give absolute certainty. That's why it most attracts those who can't endure to change their mind.
@gillecroisd 92 No one misses the point like a christian. Religion tells people what they want to hear, so when what they want changes, we get schizms like you describe - or changes in doctrine with the pretence of continuity.
And yes, you've just missed the point again, getting confused between people changing what they need to believe because their circumstances have changed, and changing what they believe when it's shown to be false.
That takes me back, in an odd way. I spent two years on a mission for the church I belong to, it was amazing how many people wanted to correct me about what I believed in. "No, your twenty years' experience is wrong, my friend said you lot don't believe in Jesus, you need to study your teachings more." Riiiiiight.
I had a white dude tried to correct my mandarin saying that I was speaking it incorrectly... I'm from china...
you speak mandarin wrong
I suspect that in a lot of these cases, the native speaker isn't speaking the language as it would be taught to someone in a school, because people don't actually talk that way.
@@ilovethelegend I was speaking standard mandarin though... not the dialects
@@slayer2450 That's not what I mean. I mean, like, school textbooks teach a person how to speak/write as if they were doing so in a formal setting.
What a fucking dumbie
After college, my brother and I were in Italy visiting relatives. My brother had just spent 6 months studying abroad in Italy and had met our Italian cousin's friends. One of these friends was a guy who was trying to show off his English and was a bit critical of the other Italians' English. At one point he turned to me and asked, "Do you speak English?" He didn't realize I was the "American boy's" sister. I assured him I did, in fact, speak English.
There was the elderly, non-athlete patient who was taking double the prescribed dose of a heart drug who tried to convince me that a resting heart rate of about 50 was totally normal for him (WRONG), that he keeps track of it at home and it regularly dips down to the 40s (!!!!!) but it's no big deal (WRONG) and he knows what he's doing. (WRONG.) I alerted his primary doctor and my office manager and both told him in very polite terms that he was a freaking moron who was risking going into cardiac arrest. And also, he would not be getting extra refills since he's not taking his med as prescribed. I still remember his furious retort: "if I don't take double then my heart rate gets up to 80! You don't think that's dangerous?" . . . . . No, sir, we think that is precisely what it should be for your age and body type.
"cut the mould off and it's still edible!"
-my dad
You can do that with cheese- hard or semi-soft cheeses. It's suggested about 1 inch around the moldy area is to be taken off but do more if that makes you comfortable.
@@lightstarstears4932 My doctor back in LA one told me that household molds aren't really dangerous to humans, but I still throw moldy stuff away.
Lol, my dad does the same thing 😅
@@billolsen4360 idk if I'm wrong or if the doctor is wrong but some molds that grow on breads can make you see hallucinations. I may be wrong though so don't quote me on it
I lowkey once cut the mold off a slice of bread and made grilled cheese with it. Though nothing happened to me.
When i first started uni (murika land), the massive number of people i met who insisted that you could drink underage if someone over 21 buys the drink for you was shocking.
Later at orientation a cop came on stage just to say that this was not true because i guess the misconception was spreading around so much. It was funny. "And if you go to the wrong sort of party and get caught drinking underage, please for the love of god do not tell us your parents bought the beer for you, because then we have to charge them too for buying alcohol for minors"
DrunkSnowWhite my state absolutely does allow your parents to buy alcohol for you to drink - but it has to be consumed at home, to prevent it as an excuse for teens out drunk at random locations.
@@ellishale2523 Uh huh which state would that be
@@DrunkSnowWhite Wisconsin, for one. Actually, Wisconsin is weird in that you can legally drink if you're under 18 so long as your parents/guardians provide it and you're at home. But once you're 18 you can't even do that; you have to wait until you're 21 to legally drink again. Source: lived in WI between the ages of 17 and 22.
@@pompe221 Wonder why the strange gap re drinking laws?
@@pompe221 The Wisconsin juvenile being provided with alcohol while his/her/thry parents are present and consenting does not have to be at home. This can occur in any setting in which alcohol is being legally offered or served.
Random guy : norway is flat
Me : looks outside window
Me : huh, guess those are fake then
You're lucky. According to some people the country I live in doesn't even exist.
@@seancasey6472 australia is the equivalent of a coluseum. Humans surviving against two million animals
@@seancasey6472 Na that exists, it's just upside down
Norway got a whole different kind of plastic surgery mountains
@@justine8387 Finland?
"If you want to get nothing in return..."
Props for honesty there, really appreciate it.
even sociopaths can feel empathy, the difference is that is a choice versus automatic.
More of a forced habit than actually "feeling" it but that's the jist of it
"Cow's can't run or jump." Sooo, they've never seen cowboys herd cattle into a stampede?
AresLeviathan I know that and I just live in a farm town (road block number 247384639274927492729371029173948464738292910293847291047481929 on durky)
I have a culinary degree, and I love it when these neckbeards who think microwaving a Hot Pocket is cooking and try to correct me on the proper way to cook certain meals.
Microwaves are atrocious I never use a microwave unless I just have to get something in my body RIGHT NOW
Did you just insult my religion?
I love hot pockets yet I've seen Gordon Ramsay say stuff that is factually incorrect
Like searing steak seals in juices
I don't have a degree but I've trained for a couple years under someone who does. It absolutely is infuriating when people correct me or act like they know better when they've likely never even set foot in a restaurant kitchen let alone worked one
@@MowMowMowDiittyMow Hey, smartass, everyone has to eat. Its arguably one of the most important jobs out there. A degree shows the quality of your work. Didn't always used to be that people could eat at any time with cold storage and microwaves. Used to be you had to prepare ingredients the moment you wanted to eat and people like us were all that were qualified for the job. Besides, nobel prizes mean very little nowadays. Trained cooks likely do more good on a daily basis than these pretentious blowhards in a week
Someone tried to tell me that the country i was born and currently living in, was uninhabitable and that I couldn't possibly be there. Buddy...
What country would that be?
@@lightstarstears4932 Iceland. Apparently a lot of people think it's like Antarctica or something??
@@diljarogn5540 Good Lord... That couldn't be further from the truth, lol. Iceland looks so green and beautiful.
@@lightstarstears4932 Eh, it's not that green. I remember when i went to Spain and gasped when i saw how vivid the trees and grass were. But it's not a hunk of ice like a lot of people think haha
This feels like the same energy as when my mom told me a story of a Caucasian acquaintance asking her/her friend about Malaysia, our birth country, when she was still studying in ISU (Iowa). The person even asked about something along the lines of, "do you still live high up on the trees?" This isn't made up or stolen from those same exact questions, but uninformed people do ask the stereotypical, repetitive questions sometimes. My mom & her friend just laughed awkwardly.
I studied Zoology and people still try to tell me camels store water in their humps.
so the water comes from fat being burned in the hump?
Dude I’m in grade 8 and even I know that
"But in the cartoon the camel was dehydrated, with his hump all deflated. But when he drank a bunch of water it filled right up! You're lying!"
@@Jason-bp4ge im in grade 9 and i didnt know that till now oof
@@Obsidianfire12 Grade 8 here (am supposed to be in 9 tho), and same.
my mom often try to tell me personal things about myself:
me: my favorite color is red
mom: no, it's not
me: uh...yes it is
mom: I'm sure it is not
me: and why's that???
mom:*cause you never wear red clothes*
me: uh huh...your logic is something else ma'am
*Wear a white shirt. Then wear a black mask, and then proceed cautiously as you take steps towards the quiet kid.* /j
Similar, my relationship with my mom has never been good. I once told my mom that i think i talk too much (to other people). She condescendingly laughs and argues that its not true and i don't talk at all. I already knew that the relationship isn't good but this was depressing because it made me realize that not only does my mom not know me well, but that I'm quiet around her.
After finally meeting with a psychiatrist at 18 and being told what having Aspbergers syndrome and ADHD entailed and also being diagnosed with 2 other mental illnesses, I began doing more and more research into every bit of it because ever since I was 9 and diagnosed with ADHD and Aspbergers, I was never informed as to what those meant. This is because my parents, although good people and good parents for the most part, thought they didn't need to know what these mental illnesses meant and just took the little they were given.
I still remember at 19 trying to explain everything to my dad and he says, "When I was in highschool, I would've gotten diagnosed with ADHD because I got angry alot, so I do understand." I just stared at him in disbelief.
Took 4 and a half years to get him to understand my situation, but both parents did eventually start to take it all in.
3 steps to winning an argument in the most satisfying way.
1. Make sure you’re absolutely certain you’d look like a fool if you did step three and ended up being wrong.
2 have an extensive argument don’t pull the proof yet let them convince themselves they’re right
3 when their smugness and confidence reaches a maximum unleash the proof this can be done several ways like getting a professional, getting a mob of people, or googling it
Some people are immune to this strategy and have special counters.
Moms- I gave you life I can take it away
Karen’s- HOW RUDE you won’t have a job tomorrow
Little siblings- NO your a dumb poopy head
Flatearthers/antivax- I did my research and I have proof but I’m not going to show it to you
Extreme feminist- HELP I’m being assaulted
Old people- you young people always on your cell phones and nick nacks
These are a few of the many exceptions if you encounter these sorts up people it’s best to avoid them
The best one: They block you on social media.
None of those are fucking stop me!
I had someone argue with me on Facebook about reliability of cars, specifically Land Rover, Alfa Romeo and Jeep. Despite me clarifying that my father has been a mechanic for over 40 years, he refused to take what I said.
Then came the gem. He posted a screenshot with said 3 manufacturers at the bottom of the list, stating that they had the least complaints of all manufacturers, and far less than Toyota. But, he hadn’t interpreted it right, and the source he had proved were the numbers of complaints per 100 vehicle. Toyota was at around 80 I think. But Alfa was about 120, and Land Rover and Jeep were over 140. Not 2 minutes later had he deleted every comment he had made 😂😂
I would LOVE to argue with a boomer
I like to think that, when the paramedic was in the middle of doing his/her job and the lady tried correcting her/him, the crowd Literally just ate the lady alive in the costco food court.
Mmm, a delectable choice of woman
That's the image I had in my mind too lmao. Besides, it WAS the food court, right?
A legitimate conversation i had with my 7th grade english teacher
Me: octopuses have blue blood
Teacher: so do humans
Me: no... we don't
Teacher: yes we do, you can see the blue veins in your wrist
Me: the only way that would be possible is if we had copper in our blood instead of iron, which we don't
Teacher: i think you need to do your research
I'm glad she wasn't my science teacher
I know I'm late to the party, but I had a science teacher in 8th grade who said isotopes were not atoms of the elements they were isotopes of and that the word "particle" could only describe alpha and beta particles, nothing else. I went to private school, so my parents were paying for that.
The weirdest part is that as a woman she, by design, bleeds profusely every month. Even if she manages to avoid getting cut, there's no avoiding your period.
I was told by an idiot years ago that we have blue blood, which is why our veins are blue, and it turns red when exposed to air, like when you get cut or whatever. I knew it was wrong, but I enjoy letting people think I believe their ridiculous "facts".
@@lightstarstears4932 how do I erase that from my memory people are so stupid i-
@@lightstarstears4932 I remember the sheer satisfaction of being the only person in my 7th grade science class that could call this bullshit, and watching all my classmate's faces crumple when the teacher told them I was *right*. Most smug I ever was at 13 years old.
So many people that just can't swallow their pride 🙄
@Sufiya H. What does the fucking gended has to do with it?
@Sufiya H. ah yes, sexism. Glorious, in’it?
9:33 honestly i don’t know why people call for IT support if they “know everything” about it
This this this this this. I once had to assist a lady lawyer (Yeah I know, she wasn't IT) with a problem getting e-mail from her email account on her phone. It just wasn't working. I double checked the settings and tried to get her e-mail from her laptop, and that didn't work either. Her husband wasn't able to get his e-mail either. So I told her that the problem was with the provider of the E-mail account, and she proceeded to turn into a Karen and yell at me "No that's not that problem!" for about 10 minutes. I let her have her say and politely told her, "well, I'm sorry but it doesn't seem like I'm going to be able to assist you." Amusingly, by this time the e-mail had started working again because the provider had fixed it. (Turned out it was a system wide outage they were aware of and repaired) She refused to pay me because I didn't know what I was doing.
Fucking idiots people are, that's all. No self awareness
“Why is this one Kansas, and this one not Ar-Kansas? AMERICA EXPLAIN, WHAT TO YOU MEAN ARKANSAS!?”
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As a resident of the cult of our kansas, the communist kansas, any fucktard who pronounces it "Arkansas" can get back to the fucking rice field.
Oof. Anyway, got a joke.
Q: What did Tenna see?
A: What Arken saw.
Post Scripture: I know that’s not how the state names are spelled, but I spelled them like that to appear more like actual names. Jokes are easier to tell out loud without spelling giving away the joke, despite the context pretty much giving this one away.
Arael Songheart Ty for having a joke with my state!
@SouthernMapping, you’re most welcome. I’m a little bit of everything all wrapped into one. I’m an athlete, an intellectual, a gamer, a comedian, a writer, a musician, a “vigilante,” and much more. The only thing I’m not... is human. That was more of a learned skill. The rest is all... natural.
I'm sure it comes down to history and where the name is derived. Kansas comes from the name of the Native American group that inhabited the area around the first Kansas, which was Kansas City, Missouri, which was founded before the state of Kansas existed. I'm not aware of how Arkansas got it's name, but likely a similar way. Hope this helps.
When I'm doing undercover work and they tell me what cops can't do xD
I believe that out of everything, it isn't the missinformation/ignorance that pisses people off but the absolute foolhardy confidence and smug attitude people correct someone else, as if they were complete masters of the topic
"No! You can't just rotate my tires!"
"Haha tire go turn."
I like ur profile pic
@@eddo_2169 thank you
I spent 17 years as a sportswriter, and online - on Twitter in particular - I run into people quite often who think they're knowledgeable about AP, or even simply workable writing, style. The number of people who don't know "there, their, they're" or "to, too" and think "should of" is proper is rather maddening, actually.
YES! That's maddening!
When I see "should of," I'll ask "do you of a brain?"
"Now I'm grumpy again. *BALLS*" Damn I love the voiceover sometimes.
I consider myself an expert at history, specifically military history, always fascinated me as a kid. So I have about 15 years of reading, studying, and taking classes in my noggin. Literally a passion if mine.
One day i started talking to a buddy of mine and said topic was brought up. He proceeds to tell me "Yeah basically every battle throughout history has only consisted of like 30 guys fighting 30 other guys. That was considered a major battle"
I was just kind of speechless. I told him that many major battles consisted of thousands of men fighting and dying, he said "No, there werent that many people back then to have battles that big, and that cities only consisted of a couple hundred people."
I proceeded to sight numerous battles in basically every time period, showed him the population of various cities through the ages, and basically gave him a history lesson.
And how did that turn out?
Was he a Young-Earth Creationist?
Was he properly chastised or did he still try to be right?
I still like John Belushi's line in "Animal House" - - "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? NO!!"
I'm a sound board engineer and instrumentalist. My father in law told me today's music (as in 2012 and sooner) is all awful because nowadays anyone can "just use autotune" I tried explaining to him autotune existed for decades and even queen had different sorts of plug ins, but more importantly that autotune isn't just some mystical magical easy button to make anyone sound good and actually doesnt really affect how good you sound at all. Of course though he just kept shouting about the lack of talent because OBVIOUSLY older=better... fucking boomers
I seriously hate the bloomers and old timers griping about the millennials...
Im a millennial and I also hate how millennials do their things.
I was teaching an ASL, Sign language class and one of the people who hired me and fancied themselves well educated on signs decided to come sit in on a class. She wasn't very nice when she interrupted the class to tell me that one of the signs I was teaching was wrong, so I tried with several variations of that sign. There are accents in Sign just like spoken, so I tried all of those I knew too. She was quite condescending as she refused to back down. As she had her textbook with her, I told her maybe she should look it up. Guess who got embarrassed.
You.
The diabetes thing is so real. The amount of people that tell me "you should just diet". I've had it for 20 years, I can't believe I never thought of that! Thanks for looking out for me, bud.
Having multiple half-ton cows run at you is probably one of the scariest experiences you can have.
Second only to a single chicken.
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I remember me and my parents went for a walk in the country side and we ended up going through a field with cows in it, there was a river nearby and tbf I think the cows were just curious by us but my child mind thought we were about to get trampled. We were just stood by the river where the cows couldn't reach us and I was freaking out haha
@@JKR9488 lmao
@@marblesqda3452 Wtf
....one of the kids that I know just told me that I can’t die from my food allergies
Takes a big man to admit he's wrong, takes a bigger man to laugh at the man who keeps bullshitting
Don't you just love it when someone from out of town corrects you on how to pronounce your own place names and even gets huffy about it? I live in Oregon (prounounced Or-a-gun, not Or-e-gone) next to the Willamette River (Wil-lam-met, not Willa-met).
I know exactly what you mean. My boyfriend lives in hugo
it was a little cute that the lady thought they fed all the whales though 🥺
Being a Type 1 diabetic
When people say “Oh! Wait! Can you eat that?” Like... NO, I don’t know what I can and can’t eat, I’ve just gone 11 years of my life not knowing what I can and can’t eat
You have to keep in mind that others have misinformation about diabetics. If they're surprised, they probably genuinely didn't know...
My late uncle had it. Mom made him a special chocolate pie for Thanksgiving every year she could. It was amusing to watch him hug it at the table and tell everyone it was *his* diabetic pie. (He was the stoic, silent type)
@@lightstarstears4932 Then they should keep quiet if they don't know.
@@BonnieHalfElven this is an example of people who still make me have faith in humanity. I'm referring to you by the way.
To be fair, I have no idea what a diabetic can and cannot eat. If I had a friend who was a diabetic, celiac or vegan, I'd have no idea what they can and cannot eat because I'm the kind of monster who never thinks about it.
@@gokuxsephiroth4505I never thought about it until I got it, even though my mom had it (type 2) ten years earlier.
Isn't it a litle cruel to hang the whole jury when they cannot agree on a case?
Look on the bright side: Where else do you get to be declared hung?
Wellllll, Federal Regulations you know. LOL
@@billolsen4360 So: Let's have UNO invade that Federacy?
A friend said that the sun was made out of petroleum...
Aw fuck.
*US Military looks skywards*
@@DraconicDuelist looks like we're sending troops to space now
They are wrong it's made of candy. Everyone knows that God was making hard toffee and he set it on fire, he was too busy making earth pretty, now he can't put it out because it got to big, so he just shoved it in the middle there. Hoping no one would notice.
@@justine8387 lol
I hate how long people will argue for just to not admit they are in the wrong
Same. Shits so annoying. Especially online cause i just want to deck them cause of their damn stubbornness.
"I don't know what the going rate for a bottle of rancid vinegar is" is an excellent line
When I'm majoring in sciences and have taken several chemistry, biology and have also had to take fitness and health classes as general education courses, and a random girl on discord was telling me I was stupid for thinking carbohydrates were what fuels the cells and gets stored as fat. She said no, sugar does that.
It's the same fkn thing.
She's right, glucose is the primary fuel of cells. Glucose is a carbohydrate, but the terms are not interchangeable, hence the need for starch to be digested before it can be absorbed and stored as glycogen.
I've been a full time art model for the better part of a decade and have worked as a traditional artist and illustrator about the same amount of time.
I happen to have a pretty big network in the art world because of what I do. I work around entertainment design types, fine artists, etc.
I came across a thread on reddit where a guy was frustrated that there was a market for contemporary art. He said something along the lines of "Why do artists all like this stuff." The thread was mostly people complaining about the genre (and I have to say, I agreed with most of them).
I explained my experience to him, then said that fortunately contemporary art is a pretty small minority (contrary to popular belief; at least in the US) and that in my experience most artists don't have much respect for contemporary art. I know many well known artists in California and from around the world, and everyone I've spoken to on the topic sees it as an insult to their craft.
I got mass downvoted and had a bunch of people tell me that I didn't know what I was talking about; that most artists liked contemporary art. Upon investigating some of their profiles I found that at least the few I checked out had no evidence of any experience in the art world.
I was furious for getting downvoted for that. It made absolutely no sense to me.
I have a similar story but it's with dA. I'm a cartoonist, and while not the best I do know my art principles and anatomy. Most of the time when I give out any constructive criticism on an art piece that tries to achieve some form of cartoon stylization with something awry, I immediately get dogpiled under the "ITS MY STYLE!!11!" deflection cuz apparently because something is done on purpose (it usually isn't) that it is absolved of criticism.
On a similar note, people who think they're hot shit or who got big mad over what I gently said about an uneven eye claiming that my art is trash because it isn't to their liking. Nothing critical at all, just big mad.
These are almost always people who have read a single drawing book or who just got out of school.
Welcome to the mass of retards known as reddit. Remember, most of the twittards are on reddit too. Same with imgur and tumblr. 70 IQ fools who blindly follow the commie doctrine of public education. They eat Tide pods and don't know which bathroom to use. They honestly believe they are the entitled voice of the internet.
7:10
"Someone will ask how tall I am and I will reply 6 minutes and 10 seconds.".
This is when you know that no real effort was put into the creation of this video.
Lol
To be fair, a lot of the AskReddit videos have exceedingly bad pronunciation issues. It’s mostly because of the automated voice. I’d much rather hear someone reading the stories than any automated voice.
@@araelsongheart6918 Which is why I'm mainly watching fresh and rSlash, however they of course can produce way less content...
I mean it was right the previous times
@Joe Nelly, pay attention to the tick marks. When someone says 6 foot 10, you can use a single tick for feet. A double tick for inches. However, the same rules apply for stopwatches. Single tick for minutes, double tick for seconds. When using height in text, people often will leave out the double tick. I’m assuming that’s what happened.
I’m a firearms instructor and a certified Beretta Armorer. I’ve been to the factory. Beretta FS96 pistol is the most purchased pistol on the world. I had a guy try to tell me he was off target because the barrel was bent. Beretta barrels are made from 100% virgin steel. He insisted it was bent. I asked if I could fire his pistol. After I shot a smiley face on his target I placed eyebrows on it. I smugly gave it back to him and said “now it’s your turn”!!
I've played the violin for years, you know how many people tried to say that the viola is smaller than the violin? No, the violin is smaller! Still ticks me off.
customer on the phone: *wants to know something that i cant access*
me: i have no way of checking that
while (true)
{
customer: yes you have
me: no i dont
}
I’ve been a window cleaner for 9 years. Some guy calls me over from the other side of the road for a quote. Gave him one and when it’s not the price he wants, he tells me I’m too young to understand how the business works
I think we all know the girl to tried correcting your "your" to "you're" when it was correct the first time.
"i love your hat"
"it's you're"
"i love you are hat"
*you’re*
Don't worry, I had not one, but two people last year try and tell me that the word kind has and "e" at the end and is spelt k-i-n-d-e.
A friend of mine thought all the bosses were weak to bleed on ds3. He didn’t know I basically have all of them memorized and in fact most of the bosses are actually resistant or immune to bleed. I swore up and down and when he actually looked it up, he apologized and accepted his mistake
Had someone hit me with the, "Wtf do YOU know about it?" in a forum discussion. Didn't even have time to finish formulating my reply before another user answered with a link to the book I'd published on the topic the previous year. Very satisfying.
Can I ask what the topic was?
Know someone who graduated for Graphic Design insist a 'typo' and 'typographical error' were not the same thing.
To be fair, they did graduate with a Graphic Design degree. That's like an Art History degree before computers.
Sometimes people just have terrible gaps in knowledge. Wish we had a mandatory class for shit everyone should know but doesn’t fit in any particular class. This is squarely in Language Arts territory, though.
Tonight at dinner
Me - “... I sat up stairs at (insert restaurant name) last week”
Dad - “that place doesn’t have an upstairs”
Must have imagined sitting up stair 🤦🏼♂️
You really shouldn't climb up onto a restaurants roof like that.
Am a dyslexic here and have to explain myself profusely and reassure my family members that I am not a complete idiot and can understand simple things without needed my hand held, I also have to constantly tear down misconceptions I hear on a daily basis.
I hope you're doing fine chap. Makes me wonder if a friend of mine had to deal with that before i met him in 6th. Though most likely if so it would be from other people considering his parents were generally nice the one time i saw them.
This entire video just reminds me of my family tryna tell me what I like and who i am
1:40, this is an even better point when you realize ozzy osbourne (black sabbath) used double tracking in crazy train, so the comments completely contradict themsleves
I used to work at a boat ramp where we rented kayaks paddle boards and canoes. And usually at least once or twice a week, some guy or gal would complain about not having a seat belt (on a kayak/canoe) most of the time it was an oldish lady who just politely asked why we didnt have seatbelts, and that's fine. But a couple of times a dude would get mad at me saying the boats were unsafe because of the lack of a seatbelt, so I had to explain that, "having a seatbelt, in the event of a capsize, would most likely drown you, the only thing you need is a lifejacket, now please take this paddle and enjoy your hour and a half of kayaking!"
“Darth maul is dead.” Or “All clones are the same.”
"Storm Troopers have terrible aim."
In the same movie where the blasted "evidence" for this is taken, there's a scene where Vader and Tarken(?) discuss the tracer that was put on the Falcon to lead them directly to the hidden Rebel base (on Hoth). It's a herding tactic- blast around the target you want to run, and let them "escape" from you until you show up and take their entire group unawares.
"Storm Trooper armor is garbage and serves no protection at all."
Their armor is specially designed to disperse energy blasts. It'll knock the trooper out for a while if a direct hit is taken, but it's unlikely to actually kill them. The biggest trade-off on this kind of armor is that kinetic resistance is basically tossed to the wayside. (Which, unless up against Tusken Raiders or an incredibly under-developed civilization, you're unlikely to come across any issues. The occasional "Slug-thrower" type guns are rarely used in that time period, since energy -weapons are so cheap and energy-efficient.) It's also relatively cheap, compared to proper Madalorian armor, but bounty hunters and private sector always get more money to spend on upgrades than the millions of low-tier troops.
@General Goldy Oh, yeah we'd likely whoop the Empire/First Order. But only in ground combat. They have enough ships that they'd be able to pull a Confederacy Blockade and we couldn't do much about it unless someone snuck hyperdrive and other advanced blueprints to us. (Assuming they don't just hit us with areal bombardment until we surrender or are wiped out.) If they could keep our location secret, we'd be a big help. (Once we had the ships they do, we're crazy enough to put them to good use-> such as someone pointing out the effectiveness of Light-Speed Kamikaze Droids hitting major targets...)
Slug-throwers are also incredibly effective against force users. Lightsabers work against energy-bolts by reflecting them via the force-field used to contain the plasma-arc. Issue is, force-fields _only_ block energy weapons, physical objects can penetrate them relatively easily. Our bullets may get heated up, but odds are, they won't be in the plasma long enough to melt too much, let alone vaporize. At such high-speeds, the heat'd probably just make them more lethal. Plus very few Force users have the strength and control to pull a Neo and stop hundreds-thousands of tiny projectiles flying faster than the speed of sound.
@General Goldy It might work, since they should be able to go through the force fields like ships can, but the problem is speed. We'd still have to get the tech to make our missiles fast enough that they wouldn't be able to simply blast them before impact. Heck, what'd be really damaging is rig up nukes that have hyperdrives and launch them into the Star Destroyers at light-speed, then detonate on impact. Smashing the ship into pieces, then nuke them into vapor. Wouldn't even need a tiny exhaust port to take them out then!
@General Goldy Well from my understanding, a lot of that damage required being inside an atmosphere. You have the explosion- higher up allows for a full-sphere detonation, while being on a surface would restrict the expansion. Then there's the radioactive fallout- higher up allows for greater distribution and affect on weather patterns. While the Star Destroyers are still in space, I think a direct hit would work better (inside more so than outside, see Independence Day). The farther away an explosion is from it's target, the less direct damage it'll do. A lot of the damage I believe you're thinking of would be the shock-wave carried by the air (not much of which is in a vacuum).
So, External explosion releases huge amounts of energy mostly in heat and radiation form, unfortunately this has a decent chance of being blocked by their shields. It may overpower them for a time, but we don't know for sure. And their ships are sure to have radiation shielding built into the hull because of ambient space radiation. Now, the EMP burst that comes with the explosion may do some electrical damage, but again certain materials of a sufficient density can block that too.
Therefore, we want to get inside their main shields before detonation. Once there, the exterior turrets may hit it, but then the nuke has a good chance of blasting away a large chunk of the ship. Hitting it directly would then do the most damage because there would be a larger volume of the ship would be inside the explosion's diameter. Putting it inside the ship, through penetrating the hull before detonation unlikely since they have superior building techniques and materials), or Trojan Horsing your way past security (the Rebels have done so before) would cause MAXIMUM damage by placing ground zero inside the enemy ship itself. Ripping it apart in the places that aren't vaporized completely.
@General Goldy Rod From God wouldn't work. They are essentially driven by gravity. Meaning they'd either have to be last ditch defense if they attacked us on land to take out their ships/bases planet-side, or they'd never build up enough speed to do much damage.
Taking out TIE-Fighters with EMP and cannibalizing them would be a pretty good idea. Those things are 100% built for speed. They have practically no defense beyond their shielding, so you take their wings (the Ion Engines) and put them on pretty much any compatible hull and you'll have a really fast ship with likely much better durability.
There were entire "squadrons" of Pirates and Smugglers that employed this concept. Every single ship they had was cobbled together from various parts of different ships. The "Uglies", while not the best looking had the potential for better overall stats than most normal ships off production lines (if done right). Unfortunately, they were usually used by those without the funds to purchase a "proper" ship, and so inherited more weaknesses than strengths. Get someone who knows what they're doing and you could have something as fast as a TIE-Fighter, high durability, decent maneuverability, a bomber compartment, and a really BIG gun. Heck, slap 4 or more TIE-Fighter wingson one ship and it'll likely be even faster!
"what do you do? call a paleontologist?" uhmm… yes
Smh nah u call an astronomer YES YOU CALL A PALEONTOLOGIST
Not exactly a "Challenged me when I was specialised" but a similar story to that one: a woman came into the clothes shop I worked in and asked me what kind of knit stitch this one jumper was. I had no idea and she smugly told me I'd need to learn my stitches if I expected to work at the clothes store for any length of time.That was first or second week I was there. I worked for three more years before moving to something better- never came across that question again.
I'd call them a geologist that specialised in paleontology.
18:18 I believe they are mistaking autism with... psypathy, perhaps? There's a condition where one lacks empathy, but afaik it's not from the autism spectrum.
33:53 according to Merriam-Webster, it can be pronounced \ˈär-kən-ˌsȯ\ or \är-ˈkan-zəs\, the second one being "ar" + "Kansas" (\ˈkan-zəs\), so both of you were right.
Baby birds do not abandon their babies if someone touches them. They have nostrils, but they can’t particularly smell.
Mutilated Bee parts learn something new each day..
7:12 Ah yes, i am also six minutes and 10 seconds tall.
I am only five mins fifthy seconds
PS1 Mario guy's friend had a Phillip's CDI.
As a physics nerd, I get a lot of stupid telling me _"the second law of thermodynamics_ debunks _evolution"._ And people saying that _the big bang theory_ states that the universe come from nothing when it does not and there are separate hypotheses stating what caused the big bang (my favorite being _the big bounce)_
And don't even get me started on people using the layman definition of "theory".
Also people who think _the big bang, abiogenese_ and _evolution_ is the same thing, kinda.
But if white people came from black people why are there still black people??? And why don't we see black couples giving birth to white people today??? Checkmate, athiests!!!1
Funny how people seem to think Earth is a closed system when we get energy from the sun and meteors and other space-debris are constantly adding to it...
Jace, Arcane Strategist How does someone even get far enough to learn about abiogenesis and still conflate it with evolution and the Big Bang Theory?! Pretty unrelated topics and easily distinguishable for anyone who knows what they’re doing.
@@alexc2265 I think that last statement answered your question. "Anyone who knows what they're doing."
Either they have no clue what they're talking about (end of statement), or they know exactly what they're talking about but the reality hurts their income so they like to confuse all the people who don't know better so they'll still pay them.
Draconic Duelist Yeah, pretty much. The baffling part for me is that someone who knows about abiogenesis will pretty much know the rest well - unless there are some crappy, not really educational resources out there that I’m not familiar with.
The height thing happened to me like a week ago. I'm 5'3 btw. There was this guy in my class that I was talking to. I said "Yeah I was born with short genes, I'm 5'3" he looks at me and says "no you're like 5'6" I stared at him. "No I'm 5'3" the guy "No I'm 6 foot which makes you 5'6"
Me: no the doctors and my parents measured me, I'm 5'3"
Guy: I was told by my family I'm 6 foot"
Me: than your family lied cuz the doctors measured me for 5'3"
He's actually 5'8
I'm around 5'3'' to 5'4'', yet people had insisted that I'm 5'6" to 5'7".
24:16 When you're such a Karen that you call 911 and want to speak to a manager
My favorite response to how to pronounce Arkansas is to say "Kansaw and Ark-an-sis"
America explain!
@@benjaminwertz2379 Kansas wanted to be special
My ethnicity. I am Polynesian and my friend was adamant that I couldn’t identify as Polynesian but instead should identify as Black.
Hash Brown Polynesian people aren’t black, though?
eunbiased fan NO! That’s what I tried to tell her. Her response was “Well, you look black. So just tell people you’re black to make it easier.”
Hash Brown If your ancestry isn’t African, then you aren’t black. I don’t think Polynesian people look black though, never once did I think a Polynesian person was black. They look pretty different in my opinion.
eunbiased fan I’m going to show this to my friend. Thank you for your kind words and wording it better than I ever could. I wish you the best of luck on your endeavors.
Last bit got me like “THE PINNACLE OF GERMAN ENGINEERING”
The sad part is most of us would rather double-down on proven ignorance rather than admit we were wrong. :(
16:45 Some guys I knew from Oakhurst CA told me that when they were teenagers working at gas stations & convenience stores there that they'd have fun telling tourists that Yosemite was pronounced Yo-Se-Might all the time. Apparently that spread to New Zealand.
44:20 Yep, I've had people argue so many things I've said that are anecdotal rather than generalised. It's crazy how some people are determined to 'be right' and argue with you about the details of your own life. 🤦♀️
Jessica Taylor “You’re not pronouncing your name correctly!”
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THIS. Fucking hell, still pisses me off to think about all the people who tried to correct my last name.
@@129140163 Haha yeah! I've had people ask what my name is, I've said 'Jessica Taylor', they've said, "No it's not!"...like wtf??? 😂
Friend of mine has 2 deaf parents. He didn't learn to speak outside of ASL until he was 5. When we were teens, some other kids started "signing" to each other, except it was pure gibberish. He corrected them, effectively calling them out. They tried to claim he was clueless... What he signed back could get this channel demonotized. 🤣😂🤣 (It wasn't a single finger gesture.) 🤣😂🤣
Was in boot camp for USMC, if you know anything about the military you should know you go by your last name. At one point this guy said his name and a drill instructor laughed at him and said he didn't know how to pronounce his own name and it's pronounced differently. Like yeah you're right. Him and his entire family that have gone by it their entire lives but how would they know? And yes I get names are pronounced differently in different languages but he insisted on the French pronunciation even though this guy wasn't even close to being French.
From anecdotal evidence given to me by several friends that were in the military, the Sgt's at boot will do shit like that just because they can. They don't necessarily believe he's saying it wrong, they're just trying to get a rise. Apparently some of the Sgt's can be alright, but most are there for the power trip and to be assholes. Granted, that's from the viewpoint of several guys I know who went through boot. Could be the Sgt's have an entirely different take on things.
@@MrGoesBoom I've thought about that, and yes there were lots of stereotypical things and if it was a different drill instructor I could see it but that one was stupid. Two other things I remember about him are one time he was in charge of where we were marching someone up front had a flag and he had us march under a tree, he got upset at the recruit that hit the flag with the branches. Like ok so are we supposed to ignore the literal orders our superior is giving us? And another time after firing our rifles we went to police our brass. For those who don't know we went and picked up the bullet casings. If we found any un fired bullets we were supposed to immediately take them to an instructor, request permission to speak with them while holding out the bullet, and after granted permission tell them recruit (last name) found a love round, give it to them then get back to work. I found one and went up to him. Stoped and while holding out the round requested permission to speak to him. He said no and to go away. I again requested permission to speak to him and again he said no and to go away. So as soon as I was going away he stopped me and asked what I was holding. I told him I found a love round. Surprised I had one he told me I was supposed to turn those in to drill instructors, as if that wasn't exactly what I was trying to do, and then he ordered me to say I was stupid. I refused and his only saving grace was he obviously knew he was the idiot and just told me to go away instead of flipping out I disobeyed an order. So that guy was both stupid and on a power trip, his first time as an instructor so probably wanted to prove himself to the other instructors but just made those he was training have no respect for him. So I have little doubt he thought he knew how to pronounce someone's name better than them, and get mad if they disagreed.
Edit: found a live round not a love round.
@@tonyblake7569 Love the term Love Round better. Rather than fire off and kill, it sits with quiet love, eager to be back in the tender caress of a rifle. (Just some internet idiot don't mind me)
Doctors here. The amount of patients I've had try to correct me on basic biology is shocking. I totally understand correcting me ( providing it's something useful that I may be doing wrong) considering I'm still a junior doctors but it's different if you're spouting out nonsense.
That one moment when you're 6 minutes and 10 seconds tall